Today, I saw an article on Kotaku about an Ocarina of Time speedrun. The title said that the game was completed in a mere 18 minutes! Interested in the contents, as Ocarina of Time is my favorite game of all time, I clicked on the article to find out whether or not it was mere clickbait. Needless to say, Kotaku had disappointed me once more: the speedrun had used game-breaking glitches to skip to the end of the game instantly without doing any of the fun, challenging events Ocarina of Time has to offer. Angry from disappointment, I decided to share my opinion in the comments, and someone I can only suppose is into Ocarina of Time speedrunning directed me to a speedrun category Ocarina of Time speedrunners like to refer to as "glitchless", which initially filled me with hope. Maybe this could be the real speedrun of the game I was looking for after all! But, needless to say, I was disappointed once more. In "glitchless" it's still A-OK to use the occasional glitch, dungeons are completed out of order, Link is walking backwards!? This is a mess. Someone please send me a PM once someone does an ACTUAL speedrun of the greatest game of all time.