Brother Anon/prince anon

from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #714
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This bird needs the dck
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That she does. Whose dck though? She’ve shown to be very image-minded, so she would most likely only accept someone from the nobility - or royalty if given the chance.

Who would she go for? One of the Anons (Satanon, Asmonon etc.), their farthers (presuming that they’re not married) or someone else?
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As has become tradition, Brother Anon is the one who gets fked raw whether he likes it or not and just takes it because he's a slt no wait I mean he's just a vessel for the author and his target audience's particular sx fantasies. Meanwhile Asmonon is having an entirely platonic afternoon with a couple of scantily clad prostitutes and Satanon is wishing Charlie would stop hugging him.
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kek, prince anon being trapped in a endless cycle of debauchery and sx while the other anons just mill about is infinitely amusing
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>8 AM
>"Charlie, shouldn't we be doing plot-related sht or something?"
>"All the writefgs who do stuff other than shipping are on hiatus right now, so shut up and cm all over my Sltty Rosy-Cheeked Succubus Face™"

>9 AM
>"Vaggie, aren't you gay?"
>"Yeah but your Filthy Incubus Lust Aura™ is so strong that I can't fight my overwhelming desire to suck your cck and lick your tant"

>10 AM
>"Angel Dust?"
>"Yeah Anon?"
>"...eh, nothing. Just go ahead and finish."

>11:30 AM
>Light luncheon: finger sandwiches, salad, and soup. Butterscotch pudding or a syllabub for dessert.

>1 PM
>"Husk? I know its five o'clock somewhere and all that, but do I really have to be your 'personal barstool' when there are so many, like, actual barstools in here?"
>"Shaddup and bust another nut in me you whiny bastrd, I still have another half pint of gin to get through before we're done here."

>2 PM
>"Niffty do I really have to fk you in every hole AND in between the thighs, in the armpit, and in your hair too? Can't we wrap this up early?"
>"Nope"

>4:45 PM
>Coffee with Niffty. Biscotti on the side unless it's berry danish day

>5 PM
>"Alastor, stop biting me."
>"S̶o̷r̵r̴y̸ ̸O̵l̷d̸ ̸S̶p̷o̶r̴t̷,̵ ̸I̶ ̸s̷o̸m̴e̶t̶i̸m̵e̵s̶ ̷f̵o̶r̵g̵e̴t̵ ̷m̷y̸s̴e̸l̵f̸ ̵a̴r̸o̵u̵n̴d̶ ̵y̵o̵u̶"
>"And I'm not even going to comment on whatever the fk your deal is ya friggin lunatic"
>"M̶͊u̷͝ć̴h̸̍ ̶̄ô̴b̴́ľ̷î̵g̶̈́e̵͆d̴͗,̸̓ ̴̕D̸͒a̷r̷l̵̓i̵͒n̶͑g̸̚"

>6 PM
>"Uuhhh who are you again?"
>"Baxter"
>"Right, right. I don't think we've ever had a single interaction. This is the first time I've seen you if I'm not mistaken."
>"Be that as it may, I'm currently developing an ultra-slippery universal lubricant and for some contrived reason your dck is the only thing I can test its efficacy on. Now brace yourself for a handjob that rivals the best oral you've ever gotten."
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Heh, my Idea of prince Anon was more that he was stuck in a sort of enless cycle of partying and sx that he loaths due to a lack of any meaningful realationships and envies Charlie becausse she'a actully doing something with her life, and has actual meaningful relationships