1 crayon shavings worth 3,456 each for a total of 3,456
1 giant green gummi ingot worth 3,497 each for a total of 3,497
7 tiny plastic spiderbugbears worth 500 each for a total of 3,500
7 tiny plastic the Free Men worth 500 each for a total of 3,500
7 tiny plastic bugaboos worth 500 each for a total of 3,500
1 perfect paloma worth 3,500 each for a total of 3,500
1 Dust bunny worth 3,500 each for a total of 3,500
8 tiny plastic fire servants worth 447 each for a total of 3,576
4 elven suicide capsules worth 899 each for a total of 3,596
1 Prunets worth 3,600 each for a total of 3,600
28 clusters of sleaze nuggets worth 129 each for a total of 3,612
6 hemp candy necklaces worth 625 each for a total of 3,750
14 handsomeness potions worth 270 each for a total of 3,780
2 Burt's beestings of Bacchus worth 1,911 each for a total of 3,822
7 diluted makeups worth 546 each for a total of 3,822
2 fossilized serpent skulls worth 1,920 each for a total of 3,840
27 clusters of spooky nuggets worth 144 each for a total of 3,888
2 oversized fish scalers worth 1,949 each for a total of 3,898
3 bags of Cheat-Os worth 1,300 each for a total of 3,900
1 especially salty dog worth 3,920 each for a total of 3,920
1 recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder worth 3,988 each for a total of 3,988
1 Bram's choker worth 3,995 each for a total of 3,995
1 hacked gibson worth 3,995 each for a total of 3,995
4 spidercow eye-clusters worth 999 each for a total of 3,996
80 handsful of hand chalk worth 50 each for a total of 4,000
4 nanite-infested gingerbread bugbears worth 1,000 each for a total of 4,000
2 bags of candied bolts worth 2,000 each for a total of 4,000
8 wind-up Whatsian robots worth 500 each for a total of 4,000
1 musk turtle worth 4,000 each for a total of 4,000
1 Bruno's blessing of Mars worth 4,000 each for a total of 4,000
12 tiny plastic Father McGrubers worth 339 each for a total of 4,068
2 Alice's Army Clerix worth 2,050 each for a total of 4,100
7 red letters worth 588 each for a total of 4,116
13 tiny plastic Queen Bees worth 321 each for a total of 4,173
2 Alice's Army Cowards worth 2,095 each for a total of 4,190
1 dark baconstone ring worth 4,200 each for a total of 4,200
1 tiny plastic Your Brain worth 4,200 each for a total of 4,200
7 murderbot component casings worth 600 each for a total of 4,200
1 candy brain worth 4,224 each for a total of 4,224
3 garbage-juice-flavored Hob-Os worth 1,440 each for a total of 4,320
5 Flasksfull of Hollow worth 874 each for a total of 4,370
1 rusty piece of rebar worth 4,398 each for a total of 4,398
1 shrinking powder worth 4,400 each for a total of 4,400
11 tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalists worth 400 each for a total of 4,400
4 Crimbo salads worth 1,100 each for a total of 4,400
1 strawberyl necklace worth 4,409 each for a total of 4,409
1 Othello's handkerchief worth 4,444 each for a total of 4,444
3 C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. buttons worth 1,500 each for a total of 4,500
1 black eyedrops worth 4,500 each for a total of 4,500
1 BRICKO pearl worth 4,500 each for a total of 4,500
3 bags of W&Ws worth 1,500 each for a total of 4,500
1 Mark of the Ghost worth 4,590 each for a total of 4,590
1 red snowcone worth 4,600 each for a total of 4,600
3 nanite-infested candy canes worth 1,550 each for a total of 4,650
1 divine champagne popper worth 4,685 each for a total of 4,685
2 folders (yellow) worth 2,352 each for a total of 4,704
10 tiny plastic buzzerkers worth 474 each for a total of 4,740
10 tiny plastic cavebugbears worth 474 each for a total of 4,740
5 yummy death watch beetles worth 950 each for a total of 4,750
1 cold-filtered water worth 4,799 each for a total of 4,799
1 worst candy worth 4,799 each for a total of 4,799
1 BGE tiny plastic toy worth 4,900 each for a total of 4,900
29 clusters of hot nuggets worth 171 each for a total of 4,959
15 jars full of wind worth 333 each for a total of 4,995
10 Jolly Roger charrrm bracelets worth 500 each for a total of 5,000
5 tubes of SPF 451 lip balm worth 1,000 each for a total of 5,000
1 tiny die-cast Don Crimbo worth 5,000 each for a total of 5,000
1 A Light that Never Goes Out worth 5,000 each for a total of 5,000
9 tiny plastic black ops bugbears worth 560 each for a total of 5,040
1 Gene Tonic: Goblin worth 5,100 each for a total of 5,100
3 packets of Dogsgotnonoz pills worth 1,715 each for a total of 5,145
8 bowling balls worth 645 each for a total of 5,160
4 tubes of panty raider camouflage worth 1,294 each for a total of 5,176
1 green mana worth 5,200 each for a total of 5,200
6 bags of candied nuts worth 900 each for a total of 5,400
12 tiny plastic beebee gunners worth 454 each for a total of 5,448
2 frigid air mattresses worth 2,743 each for a total of 5,486
1 shavin' razor worth 5,500 each for a total of 5,500
1 eldritch oil worth 5,500 each for a total of 5,500
1 murderbot live wire worth 5,500 each for a total of 5,500
1 sinister-looking cat worth 5,555 each for a total of 5,555
7 mocking turtles worth 796 each for a total of 5,572
3 irradiated candy canes worth 1,881 each for a total of 5,643
2 jugs of hamethyst juice worth 2,842 each for a total of 5,684
36 clusters of stench nuggets worth 159 each for a total of 5,724
1 candy UFOs worth 5,750 each for a total of 5,750
1 eye-pod worth 5,800 each for a total of 5,800
2 recordings of Chorale of Companionship worth 2,930 each for a total of 5,860
2 pressurized potions of proficiency worth 2,935 each for a total of 5,870
1 nurse's hat worth 5,900 each for a total of 5,900
2 fun-size tins of violent pastilles worth 2,990 each for a total of 5,980
2 Hersey™ SMOOCHes worth 2,999 each for a total of 5,998
1 El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) worth 6,000 each for a total of 6,000
3 tubs of Mer-kin hidepaint worth 2,000 each for a total of 6,000
2 Bartles and BRAAAINS wine coolers worth 3,000 each for a total of 6,000
2 bottles of Bone's Farm "wine" worth 3,000 each for a total of 6,000
15 tiny plastic hypodermic bugbears worth 404 each for a total of 6,060
9 head mirrors worth 675 each for a total of 6,075
33 fizzy potions worth 186 each for a total of 6,138
3 Alice's Army Lancemen worth 2,050 each for a total of 6,150
1 Hand in Glove worth 6,199 each for a total of 6,199
3 Alice's Army Bowmen worth 2,100 each for a total of 6,300
1 brocolate brogurt worth 6,333 each for a total of 6,333
1 porcelain candy dish worth 6,345 each for a total of 6,345
20 tiny plastic moneybees worth 318 each for a total of 6,360
17 tubs of Oil of Parrrlay worth 375 each for a total of 6,375
2 scraps of spooky bark worth 3,200 each for a total of 6,400
16 tiny plastic beebee queues worth 400 each for a total of 6,400
4 cups of spiritual eggnog worth 1,600 each for a total of 6,400
1 miniature power pill worth 6,445 each for a total of 6,445
3 decaying goldfish livers worth 2,150 each for a total of 6,450
1 cursed bottle of black-label rum worth 6,495 each for a total of 6,495
1 Meat detector worth 6,498 each for a total of 6,498
1 dethklok worth 6,500 each for a total of 6,500
1 viral video worth 6,500 each for a total of 6,500
1 tiny plastic bad vibe worth 6,500 each for a total of 6,500
3 pairs of round green sunglasses worth 2,170 each for a total of 6,510
11 T.U.R.D.S. Keys worth 600 each for a total of 6,600
6 bottles of bark rootbeer worth 1,100 each for a total of 6,600
1 volcanic ash worth 6,620 each for a total of 6,620
53 cans of Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray worth 125 each for a total of 6,625
3 recordings of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration worth 2,222 each for a total of 6,666
1 death blossom worth 6,700 each for a total of 6,700
14 raw sweet potatos worth 481 each for a total of 6,734
9 warbear whosits worth 750 each for a total of 6,750
2 bottles of sewage schnapps worth 3,400 each for a total of 6,800
2 vials of concentrated garbage juice worth 3,400 each for a total of 6,800
1 warbear hoverbelt piecepart worth 6,900 each for a total of 6,900
1 extremely confusing manual worth 7,000 each for a total of 7,000
15 tiny plastic statues of Norville Rogers worth 468 each for a total of 7,020
201 coconut shells worth 35 each for a total of 7,035
1 funhouse mirror worth 7,100 each for a total of 7,100
1 4:20 bomb worth 7,130 each for a total of 7,130
3 jam bands worth 2,400 each for a total of 7,200
1 Half a Purse worth 7,300 each for a total of 7,300
15 dangerous jerkcicles worth 495 each for a total of 7,425
1 rusty compass worth 7,478 each for a total of 7,478
1 six-rainbow shield worth 7,500 each for a total of 7,500
3 floral-print skirts worth 2,500 each for a total of 7,500
4 fry-oil-flavored Hob-Os worth 1,881 each for a total of 7,524
1 too legit potion worth 7,526 each for a total of 7,526
7724 BACON worth 1 each for a total of 7,724
3 wads of fake plastic grass worth 2,595 each for a total of 7,785
2 potions of the litterbox worth 3,899 each for a total of 7,798
6 bread lines worth 1,300 each for a total of 7,800
42 effervescent potions worth 186 each for a total of 7,812
13 demonic cow's bloods worth 601 each for a total of 7,813
1 grimstone mask worth 7,890 each for a total of 7,890
2 pear supersuckers worth 3,974 each for a total of 7,948
43 dark potions worth 186 each for a total of 7,998
1 ridiculous cocktail worth 8,011 each for a total of 8,011
7 CRIMBCOLOAVES worth 1,150 each for a total of 8,050
3 different alien drugs worth 2,690 each for a total of 8,070
36 vials of experimental serum P-00 worth 225 each for a total of 8,100
1 mafia aria worth 8,162 each for a total of 8,162
57 photoprotoneutron torpedos worth 144 each for a total of 8,208
21 tubes of bite-me-red lipstick worth 395 each for a total of 8,295
2 invisible potions worth 4,150 each for a total of 8,300
3 sausages without causes worth 2,800 each for a total of 8,400
4 boxes of Hot 'n' Scarys worth 2,111 each for a total of 8,444
1 rubber nubbin worth 8,484 each for a total of 8,484
1 extra-see-thru nightie worth 8,500 each for a total of 8,500
1 prismatic wad worth 8,700 each for a total of 8,700
6 strawberry-flavored Hob-Os worth 1,462 each for a total of 8,772
1 tiny plastic colollilossus worth 8,820 each for a total of 8,820
4 candy cigarettes worth 2,222 each for a total of 8,888
1 gingerbread robot worth 8,893 each for a total of 8,893
1 Xiblaxian holo-training simcode worth 8,984 each for a total of 8,984
9 tiny plastic batbugbears worth 1,000 each for a total of 9,000
9 bottles of Mer-kin cooljuice worth 1,000 each for a total of 9,000
4 chunks of Xiblaxian alloy worth 2,250 each for a total of 9,000
1 ghost trap worth 9,150 each for a total of 9,150
5 Xiblaxian crystals worth 1,838 each for a total of 9,190
1 Tales of Spelunking worth 9,195 each for a total of 9,195
4 cans of Blood Light worth 2,300 each for a total of 9,200
1 oily paste worth 9,275 each for a total of 9,275
50 milky potions worth 186 each for a total of 9,300
2 sugar spheres worth 4,664 each for a total of 9,328
5 tins of nasty snuff worth 1,868 each for a total of 9,340
2 green smoke bombs worth 4,730 each for a total of 9,460
1 super-absorbent tarp worth 9,460 each for a total of 9,460
3 satchels of Meat-inflating powder worth 3,200 each for a total of 9,600
1 pack of KWE trading card worth 9,700 each for a total of 9,700
2 Silver Bullet beers worth 4,850 each for a total of 9,700
1 tiny plastic animelf worth 9,700 each for a total of 9,700
2 copies of mother's secret recipe worth 4,851 each for a total of 9,702
1 powdered gold worth 9,750 each for a total of 9,750
1 pressurized potion of puissance worth 9,753 each for a total of 9,753
9 cans of reodorant worth 1,089 each for a total of 9,801
1 globe of Deep Sauce worth 9,844 each for a total of 9,844
1 munchies pill worth 10,000 each for a total of 10,000
1 corpsetini worth 10,000 each for a total of 10,000
10 fronds of willyweed worth 1,000 each for a total of 10,000
2 Saucepanics worth 5,000 each for a total of 10,000
1 warbear rejuvenation potion worth 10,000 each for a total of 10,000
1 tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva worth 10,000 each for a total of 10,000
54 cloudy potions worth 186 each for a total of 10,044
3 cream pies worth 3,387 each for a total of 10,161
1 lupine sword worth 10,192 each for a total of 10,192
3 perfect dark and stormies worth 3,400 each for a total of 10,200
3 spiritual candy canes worth 3,400 each for a total of 10,200
2 Hands that Rock the Ladles worth 5,200 each for a total of 10,400
2 Louder Than Bombs worth 5,230 each for a total of 10,460
3 packets of Pain Dip worth 3,500 each for a total of 10,500
58 swirly potions worth 186 each for a total of 10,788
10 pitted sheet metals worth 1,100 each for a total of 11,000
1 The Jokester's gun worth 11,109 each for a total of 11,109
6 transporter transponders worth 1,862 each for a total of 11,172
322 little paper umbrellas worth 35 each for a total of 11,270
1 chef-in-the-box worth 11,500 each for a total of 11,500
2 Hairpieces On Fire worth 5,750 each for a total of 11,500
11 cans of CRIMBCOLA worth 1,060 each for a total of 11,660
1 Cerebral Crossbow worth 11,666 each for a total of 11,666
7 bottles of red ale worth 1,675 each for a total of 11,725
5 Mortimer's nostrums worth 2,350 each for a total of 11,750
8 Camp Scout pup tents worth 1,469 each for a total of 11,752
2 iced plum wines worth 5,899 each for a total of 11,798
59 lotions of coldness worth 200 each for a total of 11,800
1 ice house worth 11,865 each for a total of 11,865
11 tins of CRIMBCOIDS mints worth 1,080 each for a total of 11,880
64 smoky potions worth 186 each for a total of 11,904
2 chocolate turtle totems worth 5,989 each for a total of 11,978
1 sea salt scrubs worth 12,000 each for a total of 12,000
1 tiny plastic Toybot worth 12,000 each for a total of 12,000
1 tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf worth 12,000 each for a total of 12,000
21 raw potatos worth 575 each for a total of 12,075
9 Flamin' Whatshisnames worth 1,372 each for a total of 12,348
1 tiny plastic GORM-8 worth 12,449 each for a total of 12,449
2 patent avarice tonics worth 6,225 each for a total of 12,450
124 Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangaritas worth 101 each for a total of 12,524
125 BRICKO bricks worth 101 each for a total of 12,625
32 resolutions: be happier worth 400 each for a total of 12,800
4 tiny plastic Bugbear Captains worth 3,200 each for a total of 12,800
1 ironic mint worth 12,800 each for a total of 12,800
2 ice rices worth 6,400 each for a total of 12,800
1 tiny plastic warbear fortress worth 13,000 each for a total of 13,000
22 VYKEA rails worth 599 each for a total of 13,178
3 blasts of superheated fudge worth 4,399 each for a total of 13,197
71 bubbly potions worth 186 each for a total of 13,206
1 scroll case worth 13,249 each for a total of 13,249
1 red China marble worth 13,445 each for a total of 13,445
1 live lobster worth 13,456 each for a total of 13,456
9 frigid fudgepucks worth 1,500 each for a total of 13,500
1 tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. worth 13,500 each for a total of 13,500
1 tiny plastic Knows About Chakras worth 13,719 each for a total of 13,719
1 tiny plastic Rudolph the Red worth 13,832 each for a total of 13,832
1 Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode worth 13,950 each for a total of 13,950
1 irradiated pet snacks worth 14,000 each for a total of 14,000
2 flasks of Stephen's secret formula worth 7,100 each for a total of 14,200
8 tiny bottles of absinthe worth 1,777 each for a total of 14,216
1 possibility potion worth 14,500 each for a total of 14,500
1 brass crank handle worth 14,545 each for a total of 14,545
1 bone bons worth 14,602 each for a total of 14,602
1 Elf Farm Raffle ticket worth 14,800 each for a total of 14,800
1 warbear procedural hilarity drone worth 14,950 each for a total of 14,950
1 warbear sequential gaiety distribution system worth 14,950 each for a total of 14,950
10 tiny plastic Charities the Zombie Hunters worth 1,500 each for a total of 15,000
1 Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito worth 15,000 each for a total of 15,000
5 pocket mazes worth 3,000 each for a total of 15,000
4 jugs of baconstone juice worth 3,790 each for a total of 15,160
1 not-a-pipe worth 15,400 each for a total of 15,400
4 weird gazelle steaks worth 3,875 each for a total of 15,500
40 fudgecules worth 389 each for a total of 15,560
1 tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku worth 15,680 each for a total of 15,680
11 pieces of space beast fur worth 1,447 each for a total of 15,917
8 peppermint sprouts worth 2,000 each for a total of 16,000
2 super-strong air fresheners worth 8,000 each for a total of 16,000
1 tiny plastic Crimborgatron worth 16,000 each for a total of 16,000
6 copies of Travels with Jerry worth 2,693 each for a total of 16,158
17 spant tendons worth 978 each for a total of 16,626
4 soggy used band-aids worth 4,195 each for a total of 16,780
2 pumpkins worth 8,500 each for a total of 17,000
193 twinkly wads worth 90 each for a total of 17,370
1 Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey worth 17,500 each for a total of 17,500
90 marzipan skulls worth 195 each for a total of 17,550
16 milks of magnesia worth 1,100 each for a total of 17,600
1 unsanitized scalpel worth 17,700 each for a total of 17,700
8 murderbot power cells worth 2,222 each for a total of 17,776
1 petit 4.1 worth 17,800 each for a total of 17,800
17 tubes of ghostly body paint worth 1,050 each for a total of 17,850
2 tiny plastic hobo elves worth 8,999 each for a total of 17,998
2 nut-shaped Crimbo cookies worth 8,999 each for a total of 17,998
2 pressurized potions of perspicacity worth 9,000 each for a total of 18,000
2 tiny plastic Mr. Minations worth 9,000 each for a total of 18,000
1 tiny plastic MechaElf worth 18,000 each for a total of 18,000
9 tubes of Mer-kin lipstick worth 2,000 each for a total of 18,000
1 Mer-kin gutgirdle worth 18,000 each for a total of 18,000
3 tubes of dog ointment worth 6,200 each for a total of 18,600
41 lavender candy hearts worth 454 each for a total of 18,614
22 hot wads worth 856 each for a total of 18,832
3 orange peel hats worth 6,300 each for a total of 18,900
1 fish head worth 18,950 each for a total of 18,950
1 tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll worth 19,000 each for a total of 19,000
1 tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf worth 19,000 each for a total of 19,000
1 foam pistol worth 19,000 each for a total of 19,000
3 disco horoscope (Taurus)s worth 6,400 each for a total of 19,200
3 disco horoscope (Virgo)s worth 6,400 each for a total of 19,200
1 tiny plastic trollipop worth 19,599 each for a total of 19,599
2 Marks of the Bugbear worth 9,800 each for a total of 19,600
2 Alice's Army Horsemen worth 9,900 each for a total of 19,800
1 dark porquoise ring worth 19,876 each for a total of 19,876
1 brown plastic baby worth 19,998 each for a total of 19,998
2 bottles of Blank-Out worth 9,999 each for a total of 19,998
1 tiny plastic angry vikings worth 19,999 each for a total of 19,999
10 cans of deodorant worth 2,000 each for a total of 20,000
1 dread tarragon worth 20,000 each for a total of 20,000
4 Gene Tonics: Penguin worth 5,000 each for a total of 20,000
2 patent aggression tonics worth 10,000 each for a total of 20,000
7 mugs of pumpkin juice worth 2,880 each for a total of 20,160
3 throwing bones worth 6,794 each for a total of 20,382
19 resolutions: be luckier worth 1,100 each for a total of 20,900
3 pressurized potions of pulchritude worth 7,000 each for a total of 21,000
42 discocktails worth 500 each for a total of 21,000
1 tiny plastic warbear worth 21,000 each for a total of 21,000
6 communal gobstoppers worth 3,528 each for a total of 21,168
1 experimental serum G-9 worth 21,212 each for a total of 21,212
18 tiny plastic angry space marines worth 1,180 each for a total of 21,240
5 pumpkin beers worth 4,310 each for a total of 21,550
13 stained mattresses worth 1,664 each for a total of 21,632
30 handfuls of Milk Studs worth 730 each for a total of 21,900
55 bottles of "DRINK ME" potion worth 399 each for a total of 21,945
1 Alice's Army Martyr worth 21,945 each for a total of 21,945
2 fudge sporks worth 10,989 each for a total of 21,978
21 scratch 'n' sniff UPC stickers worth 1,050 each for a total of 22,050
1 The Landscaper's leafblower worth 22,350 each for a total of 22,350
27 ice harvests worth 845 each for a total of 22,815
1 tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ worth 22,900 each for a total of 22,900
9 copies of Maxing, Relaxing worth 2,555 each for a total of 22,995
1 fish bazooka worth 23,000 each for a total of 23,000
1 shiny butcherknife worth 23,049 each for a total of 23,049
3 blob-shaped Crimbo cookies worth 7,700 each for a total of 23,100
1 loaded serum blowgun worth 23,450 each for a total of 23,450
1 little red jam worth 23,456 each for a total of 23,456
6 bindlestockings worth 3,999 each for a total of 23,994
2 pieces of chicle de salchicha worth 12,000 each for a total of 24,000
1 Alice's Army Sniper worth 24,200 each for a total of 24,200
2 blue mana worth 12,157 each for a total of 24,314
699 handfuls of magical ice cubes worth 35 each for a total of 24,465
38 sleaze wads worth 651 each for a total of 24,738
4 red-hot knucklebones worth 6,200 each for a total of 24,800
1 witch's brew worth 25,000 each for a total of 25,000
4 Gene Tonics: Pirate worth 6,400 each for a total of 25,600
22 ancient medicinal herbss worth 1,175 each for a total of 25,850
5 tiny plastic Lord Flamefaces worth 5,250 each for a total of 26,250
1 tiny plastic abominable fudgeman worth 26,460 each for a total of 26,460
4 Mer-kin cancersticks worth 6,666 each for a total of 26,664
11 unbearable lights worth 2,475 each for a total of 27,225
1 obnoxious riddle worth 27,293 each for a total of 27,293
916 piles of twinkly powder worth 30 each for a total of 27,480
1 depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick worth 28,000 each for a total of 28,000
118 lunar isotopes worth 240 each for a total of 28,320
1 Gets-You-Drunk worth 29,000 each for a total of 29,000
2 parasitic claws worth 14,699 each for a total of 29,398
6 astral mushrooms worth 4,900 each for a total of 29,400
11 celestial carrot juices worth 2,700 each for a total of 29,700
60 handfuls of pine needles worth 498 each for a total of 29,880
499 clusters of twinkly nuggets worth 60 each for a total of 29,940
3 tarnished tastevins worth 9,999 each for a total of 29,997
5 Marvin's marvelous pills worth 6,000 each for a total of 30,000
4 pairs of Mesmereyes™ contact lenses worth 7,550 each for a total of 30,200
8 red mana worth 3,919 each for a total of 31,352
1 pearl diver's ring worth 31,400 each for a total of 31,400
9 bottles of government worth 3,489 each for a total of 31,401
21 skeletons worth 1,499 each for a total of 31,479
1 alien gemstone worth 31,999 each for a total of 31,999
16 gatorskin umbrellas worth 2,000 each for a total of 32,000
1 crappy camera worth 32,500 each for a total of 32,500
1 beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar worth 32,817 each for a total of 32,817
7 mashed potatoess worth 4,750 each for a total of 33,250
1 scissor duck worth 33,320 each for a total of 33,320
1 tiny plastic Fudge Wizard worth 33,614 each for a total of 33,614
44 stench wads worth 781 each for a total of 34,364
23 boxes of Dweebs worth 1,495 each for a total of 34,385
39 Ferrigno's Elixirs of Power worth 890 each for a total of 34,710
2 bottles of rhinoceros hormones worth 17,400 each for a total of 34,800
7 cranberry cylinders worth 5,000 each for a total of 35,000
1 eldritch rub worth 35,000 each for a total of 35,000
8 ingots of superheated metal worth 4,400 each for a total of 35,200
3 deadly lampshades worth 11,950 each for a total of 35,850
262 Angry Farmer candies worth 137 each for a total of 35,894
6 eleven-foot poles worth 5,990 each for a total of 35,940
2 monster baits worth 18,000 each for a total of 36,000
1 sword behind inappropriate prepositions worth 36,000 each for a total of 36,000
3 bottles of Eau de Guaneau worth 12,000 each for a total of 36,000
22 wind-up meatcars worth 1,640 each for a total of 36,080
4 Game Grid tokens worth 9,090 each for a total of 36,360
52 pieces of Crimbo peppermint bark worth 700 each for a total of 36,400
7 tennis balls worth 5,250 each for a total of 36,750
1 Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles worth 37,000 each for a total of 37,000
7 pieces of borrowed time worth 5,300 each for a total of 37,100
1 pearl diver's necklace worth 38,000 each for a total of 38,000
1 eldritch extract worth 38,000 each for a total of 38,000
1 hunk of granite worth 38,000 each for a total of 38,000
1 Crimbomega drive chain worth 38,024 each for a total of 38,024
7 green bean casseroles worth 5,500 each for a total of 38,500
1 Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook worth 39,390 each for a total of 39,390
1 peppermint sprig worth 39,787 each for a total of 39,787
2 simple ancient cursed keys worth 19,943 each for a total of 39,886
57 sweet mochi balls worth 700 each for a total of 39,900
4 unusual oils worth 9,999 each for a total of 39,996
5 nanite-infested fruitcakes worth 8,000 each for a total of 40,000
1 strange shiny disc worth 40,000 each for a total of 40,000
8 llama lama gongs worth 5,000 each for a total of 40,000
1 Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube worth 40,000 each for a total of 40,000
3 delicious candies worth 13,500 each for a total of 40,500
58 soft green echo eyedrop antidotes worth 724 each for a total of 41,992
7 bottles of bubbles worth 6,000 each for a total of 42,000
1 red armband worth 43,120 each for a total of 43,120
4 charisma potions worth 10,888 each for a total of 43,552
1 dreadful roast worth 43,999 each for a total of 43,999
7 copies of Let Me Be! worth 6,298 each for a total of 44,086
10 lovecat tails worth 4,444 each for a total of 44,440
7 disco horoscope (Pisces)s worth 6,400 each for a total of 44,800
7 disco horoscope (Sagittarius)s worth 6,400 each for a total of 44,800
1 Red Pill worth 45,000 each for a total of 45,000
1 green eggnog worth 45,000 each for a total of 45,000
1 tarnished bottlecap worth 45,000 each for a total of 45,000
4 resolutions: be more adventurous worth 11,400 each for a total of 45,600
1 pteruges worth 45,999 each for a total of 45,999
62 spooky wads worth 749 each for a total of 46,438
10 BRICKO bats worth 4,690 each for a total of 46,900
10 glasses of warm water worth 4,700 each for a total of 47,000
1 eldritch scanner worth 47,500 each for a total of 47,500
7 chocolate disco balls worth 6,850 each for a total of 47,950
2 vials of Inner Strength worth 24,500 each for a total of 49,000
11 tangles of rat tails worth 4,490 each for a total of 49,390
2 tiny plastic fax machines worth 24,900 each for a total of 49,800
1 Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode worth 49,899 each for a total of 49,899
44 cold wads worth 1,135 each for a total of 49,940
2 slices of stinking agaricus worth 24,997 each for a total of 49,994
1 jawbruiser worth 50,000 each for a total of 50,000
1 Single Alice's Army Foil worth 50,000 each for a total of 50,000
1 warbear trouser fragment worth 50,000 each for a total of 50,000
1 tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej worth 50,000 each for a total of 50,000
1 coarse hemp socks worth 50,008 each for a total of 50,008
32 bus passes worth 1,600 each for a total of 51,200
8 disco horoscope (Leo)s worth 6,400 each for a total of 51,200
8 disco horoscope (Libra)s worth 6,400 each for a total of 51,200
37 chunks of rock salt worth 1,400 each for a total of 51,800
6 copies of The Joy of Wassailing worth 8,642 each for a total of 51,852
3 jars of traffic jam worth 17,325 each for a total of 51,975
494 Yummy Tummy beans worth 106 each for a total of 52,364
1 karma shawarma worth 53,649 each for a total of 53,649
37 Crimbo candied pecans worth 1,450 each for a total of 53,650
30 Mer-kin saltsquids worth 1,800 each for a total of 54,000
6 fancy beer bottles worth 9,000 each for a total of 54,000
1 centurion helmet worth 54,438 each for a total of 54,438
10 vials of lion musk worth 5,555 each for a total of 55,550
2 opera masks worth 28,000 each for a total of 56,000
4 droll monocles worth 14,000 each for a total of 56,000
1 sugar fairy worth 56,840 each for a total of 56,840
3 sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebars worth 19,000 each for a total of 57,000
9 disco horoscope (Cancer)s worth 6,400 each for a total of 57,600
9 disco horoscope (Scorpio)s worth 6,400 each for a total of 57,600
9 disco horoscope (Capricorn)s worth 6,400 each for a total of 57,600
57 scratch 'n' sniff unicorn stickers worth 1,025 each for a total of 58,425
2 quantum tacos worth 29,974 each for a total of 59,948
1 teddy bear worth 60,000 each for a total of 60,000
2 copies of Prelude of Precision worth 30,000 each for a total of 60,000
2 time's arrows worth 30,000 each for a total of 60,000
2 warbear helm fragments worth 30,000 each for a total of 60,000
7 perl necklaces worth 8,575 each for a total of 60,025
1 tin tam worth 62,900 each for a total of 62,900
12 carrot juices worth 5,250 each for a total of 63,000
10 disco horoscope (Gemini)s worth 6,400 each for a total of 64,000
13 transdermal smoke patches worth 5,000 each for a total of 65,000
14 bottles of non-aged vinegar worth 4,689 each for a total of 65,646
1 tiny plastic Big Candy worth 68,600 each for a total of 68,600
6 lost keys worth 11,450 each for a total of 68,700
1 Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl worth 69,419 each for a total of 69,419
1 The Snitch's Manifesto worth 70,000 each for a total of 70,000
1 tin foil worth 70,000 each for a total of 70,000
7 thanksgiving turkeys worth 10,000 each for a total of 70,000
7 mince pies worth 10,000 each for a total of 70,000
11 disco horoscope (Aquarius)s worth 6,400 each for a total of 70,400
11 disco horoscope (Aries)s worth 6,400 each for a total of 70,400
4 vials of Inner Truth worth 17,700 each for a total of 70,800
80 Game Grid tickets worth 888 each for a total of 71,040
1 tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear worth 73,450 each for a total of 73,450
23 salt wages worth 3,200 each for a total of 73,600
53 sugar sheets worth 1,400 each for a total of 74,200
18 snowcones blue worth 4,125 each for a total of 74,250
1 baconstone bracelet worth 75,000 each for a total of 75,000
5 Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhalers worth 15,000 each for a total of 75,000
1 warbear soda machine assembler worth 75,000 each for a total of 75,000
7 squeaky toy roses worth 10,858 each for a total of 76,006
11 fancy beer labels worth 7,000 each for a total of 77,000
52 chunks of Crimbo fudge worth 1,482 each for a total of 77,064
4 mime soul fragments worth 19,500 each for a total of 78,000
1 cheap plastic bottle opener worth 78,399 each for a total of 78,399
5 tiny plastic skeletal reindeers worth 15,800 each for a total of 79,000
2 poodle skirts worth 40,000 each for a total of 80,000
1 reusable shopping bag worth 81,500 each for a total of 81,500
1 bumblebee marble worth 82,320 each for a total of 82,320
1 portable Othello set worth 82,800 each for a total of 82,800
1 Atomic Comic worth 83,900 each for a total of 83,900
22 bottles of Ooze-O worth 3,888 each for a total of 85,536
1 tailbone shield worth 86,000 each for a total of 86,000
3 cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebars worth 29,000 each for a total of 87,000
10 invisibility potions worth 8,799 each for a total of 87,990
2 rainbow crossbows worth 45,000 each for a total of 90,000
1 marshmallow flambé worth 90,000 each for a total of 90,000
12 Mer-kin hallpasss worth 7,500 each for a total of 90,000
39 handfuls of snow berries worth 2,340 each for a total of 91,260
14 bottles of Rapier Witbier worth 6,666 each for a total of 93,324
1 fireman's helmet worth 95,080 each for a total of 95,080
9 tubes of silver face paint worth 10,594 each for a total of 95,346
1 jangly spurs worth 97,000 each for a total of 97,000
1 Elron's Explosive Etude worth 100,000 each for a total of 100,000
1 bundle of "fragrant" herbs worth 100,000 each for a total of 100,000
203 sand dollars worth 494 each for a total of 100,282
51 glasses of New Zealand iced tea worth 2,000 each for a total of 102,000
26 paperclips worth 4,000 each for a total of 104,000
7 pairs of shady shades worth 14,994 each for a total of 104,958
1 Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest worth 104,999 each for a total of 104,999
1 jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith) worth 105,000 each for a total of 105,000
2 lemonade marbles worth 54,000 each for a total of 108,000
105 flasks of oil of oiliness worth 1,030 each for a total of 108,150
43 drum machines worth 2,568 each for a total of 110,424
7 warm gravys worth 16,000 each for a total of 112,000
116 Friendliness Beverages worth 969 each for a total of 112,404
17 bottles of Old Pugilist worth 6,666 each for a total of 113,322
17 bottles of Professor Beer worth 6,666 each for a total of 113,322
2 jars of space jam worth 56,945 each for a total of 113,890
10 bottles of Agitated Turkey worth 11,495 each for a total of 114,950
1 ridiculous sunglasses worth 119,000 each for a total of 119,000
2 frost flowers worth 59,999 each for a total of 119,998
1 Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers worth 119,999 each for a total of 119,999
3 homemade robot gears worth 40,000 each for a total of 120,000
43 Polka Pops worth 2,800 each for a total of 120,400
42 pristine fish scales worth 2,900 each for a total of 121,800
1 BGE pocket calendar worth 123,122 each for a total of 123,122
1 eau de mort worth 124,999 each for a total of 124,999
1 CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) worth 125,000 each for a total of 125,000
1 nuclear stockpile worth 125,000 each for a total of 125,000
5 Nightstalker perfumes worth 25,500 each for a total of 127,500
7 candied sweet potatoess worth 18,500 each for a total of 129,500
2 tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQs worth 66,000 each for a total of 132,000
2 Thriller Ices worth 66,000 each for a total of 132,000
1 tiny plastic Krampus worth 134,999 each for a total of 134,999
5 drums of pomade worth 27,450 each for a total of 137,250
89 mysterious chemical residues worth 1,550 each for a total of 137,950
8 vials of Inner Wisdom worth 17,700 each for a total of 141,600
8 bread rolls worth 18,000 each for a total of 144,000
13 pressurized potions of perception worth 11,111 each for a total of 144,443
73 drops of water-37 worth 2,050 each for a total of 149,650
1 cranberry schnapps worth 149,999 each for a total of 149,999
10 fire flowers worth 15,000 each for a total of 150,000
1 LavaCo™ Lamp housing worth 150,000 each for a total of 150,000
1 wax banana worth 170,000 each for a total of 170,000
9 bottles of Highest Bitter worth 19,000 each for a total of 171,000
2 Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hyperswords worth 88,400 each for a total of 176,800
67 toxic globules worth 2,695 each for a total of 180,565
26 fudge-shaped holes in space-time worth 6,950 each for a total of 180,700
189 unstable DNAs worth 975 each for a total of 184,275
1 Time Lord Participation Mug worth 185,000 each for a total of 185,000
11 tiny plastic Crimbo Casinos worth 17,000 each for a total of 187,000
1 chamoisole worth 189,998 each for a total of 189,998
13 bags of grain worth 14,900 each for a total of 193,700
2 Crimbo wreaths worth 98,000 each for a total of 196,000
196 foetid seal tears worth 1,000 each for a total of 196,000
1 bottle of single-barrel whiskey worth 200,000 each for a total of 200,000
2 lewd playing cards worth 100,000 each for a total of 200,000
1 parasitic tentacles worth 200,000 each for a total of 200,000
1 epic cluster worth 200,000 each for a total of 200,000
1 one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill worth 200,000 each for a total of 200,000
5 jars of goblin water worth 41,718 each for a total of 208,590
43 bottles of warbear liquid lasers worth 5,000 each for a total of 215,000
5 bottles of Race Car Red worth 45,000 each for a total of 225,000
81 cashews worth 2,870 each for a total of 232,470
2 plastic Crimbo reindeer worth 117,690 each for a total of 235,380
2 eldritch mushrooms worth 119,990 each for a total of 239,980
1 faded green protest sign worth 249,997 each for a total of 249,997
334 disassembled clovers worth 750 each for a total of 250,500
8 BGE shotglasses worth 32,000 each for a total of 256,000
12 smut orc keepsake boxes worth 21,488 each for a total of 257,856
4 Li'l Businessman Kits worth 64,740 each for a total of 258,960
334 VYKEA dowels worth 799 each for a total of 266,866
114 handfuls of the most dangerous bait worth 2,345 each for a total of 267,330
1 rubber cape worth 269,420 each for a total of 269,420
10 drops of boiling seal blood worth 27,500 each for a total of 275,000
1 grandfather watch worth 278,888 each for a total of 278,888
11 bowls of unfortunate dumplings worth 25,828 each for a total of 284,108
1 Kiss the Knob apron worth 285,000 each for a total of 285,000
1 Frown Exerciser worth 285,000 each for a total of 285,000
1 complicated lock impression worth 285,000 each for a total of 285,000
10 portable photocopiers worth 28,700 each for a total of 287,000
2 tiny plastic Best Game Evers worth 144,000 each for a total of 288,000
32 baked stuffings worth 9,200 each for a total of 294,400
1 pair of ragged claws worth 295,000 each for a total of 295,000
1 CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) worth 295,000 each for a total of 295,000
3 Taco Dan's Taco Stand Fliers worth 99,950 each for a total of 299,850
1 set of jacks worth 300,000 each for a total of 300,000
1 faded red protest sign worth 300,000 each for a total of 300,000
348 eldritch effluvia worth 870 each for a total of 302,760
8 sleeping stockings worth 38,990 each for a total of 311,920
11 tiny plastic 11 Dealers worth 28,420 each for a total of 312,620
37 cans of Impetuous Scofflaw worth 8,500 each for a total of 314,500
1 breaded beer worth 320,000 each for a total of 320,000
18 blades of blue grass worth 17,900 each for a total of 322,200
66 carrot noses worth 5,099 each for a total of 336,534
137 drops of eldritch ichor worth 2,500 each for a total of 342,500
88 sterno-flavored Hob-Os worth 3,915 each for a total of 344,520
5 pairs of tin snips worth 69,000 each for a total of 345,000
1 mercenary pistol worth 350,000 each for a total of 350,000
8 strange cubes worth 44,947 each for a total of 359,576
4 reindeer sickles worth 90,000 each for a total of 360,000
1 bonerang worth 365,000 each for a total of 365,000
1 warbear gyrocopter worth 375,000 each for a total of 375,000
26 whisker pencils worth 14,900 each for a total of 387,400
3 emergency margaritas worth 130,000 each for a total of 390,000
72 cans of Brütalbräu worth 5,500 each for a total of 396,000
1 crystalline seal eye worth 400,000 each for a total of 400,000
9 bottles of Lambada Lambic worth 45,000 each for a total of 405,000
1 neoprene skullcap worth 408,800 each for a total of 408,800
1 CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) worth 409,999 each for a total of 409,999
1 warbear jackhammer drill press worth 410,000 each for a total of 410,000
1 warbear induction oven worth 410,000 each for a total of 410,000
118 piles of space junk worth 3,500 each for a total of 413,000
23 Schrödinger's thermoses worth 17,999 each for a total of 413,977
230 tattered scraps of paper worth 1,850 each for a total of 425,500
1 depleted Grimacite ninja mask worth 440,000 each for a total of 440,000
4 reindeer hammers worth 110,000 each for a total of 440,000
1 Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air worth 444,443 each for a total of 444,443
1 dead guy's memento worth 450,000 each for a total of 450,000
1 depleted Grimacite hammer worth 450,000 each for a total of 450,000
10 bottles of Greedy Dog worth 45,000 each for a total of 450,000
2 nuggets of ticksilver worth 230,000 each for a total of 460,000
1 Twelve Night Energy worth 478,000 each for a total of 478,000
1 warbear dress greaves worth 480,000 each for a total of 480,000
100 molten bricks worth 4,802 each for a total of 480,200
6 powdered candy sushi sets worth 81,000 each for a total of 486,000
1 studded sealhide shield worth 495,000 each for a total of 495,000
2 CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)s worth 249,000 each for a total of 498,000
2 natty blue ascots worth 249,993 each for a total of 499,986
3 jars of toe jam worth 170,000 each for a total of 510,000
134 sewer wads worth 3,930 each for a total of 526,620
11 copies of Summer Nights worth 49,999 each for a total of 549,989
172 Go-Wassails worth 3,244 each for a total of 557,968
141 drops of cold seal sweat worth 3,995 each for a total of 563,295
5 doll houses worth 120,000 each for a total of 600,000
1 Doc Clock's thyme cocktail worth 648,648 each for a total of 648,648
105 cans of Drooling Monk worth 6,300 each for a total of 661,500
3 jars of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic) worth 222,222 each for a total of 666,666
1 Time Cloak worth 666,666 each for a total of 666,666
1 steely marble worth 690,000 each for a total of 690,000
7 bottles of Hunger™ Sauce worth 99,000 each for a total of 693,000
2 pairs of plants worth 350,000 each for a total of 700,000
1 Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned worth 750,000 each for a total of 750,000
2 bone crushers worth 392,000 each for a total of 784,000
634 clusters of hops worth 1,299 each for a total of 823,566
1 Spacegate military insignia worth 825,000 each for a total of 825,000
2 sets of hobo fortress blueprints worth 450,000 each for a total of 900,000
1 brainwave-controlled unicorn horn worth 900,000 each for a total of 900,000
1628 bunches of dry noodles worth 579 each for a total of 942,612
1 training scroll: Shattering Punch worth 944,990 each for a total of 944,990
4 antique record albums worth 240,000 each for a total of 960,000
1282 scrumptious reagents worth 749 each for a total of 960,218
1 cinnamon troll doll worth 1,000,000 each for a total of 1,000,000
6 glasses of hi-octane carrot juice worth 190,000 each for a total of 1,140,000
13 tiny plastic chunks of depleted Grimacite worth 99,000 each for a total of 1,287,000
2 Kudzu salads worth 649,700 each for a total of 1,299,400
1 Chroner trigger worth 1,300,000 each for a total of 1,300,000
1 eldritch hat worth 1,399,450 each for a total of 1,399,450
3 The Inquisitor's unidentifiable objects worth 469,999 each for a total of 1,409,997
1 soul mask worth 1,480,000 each for a total of 1,480,000
30 sorority brains worth 49,799 each for a total of 1,493,970
30 pocket wishes worth 49,800 each for a total of 1,494,000
4 dollhives worth 380,000 each for a total of 1,520,000
153 fancy tin beer cans worth 9,999 each for a total of 1,529,847
17 gouts of flame worth 93,000 each for a total of 1,581,000
4 copies of Chorale of Companionship worth 400,000 each for a total of 1,600,000
14 globes of eldritch concentrate worth 119,990 each for a total of 1,679,860
1 boning knife worth 1,700,000 each for a total of 1,700,000
1 electronic dulcimer pants worth 1,750,000 each for a total of 1,750,000
2 space needles worth 875,000 each for a total of 1,750,000
507 handfuls of PlexiPips worth 3,600 each for a total of 1,825,200
634 handfuls of barley worth 2,899 each for a total of 1,837,966
23 eldritch essences worth 84,000 each for a total of 1,932,000
3 spooky hockey masks worth 649,999 each for a total of 1,949,997
4 hunks of moon-amber worth 490,000 each for a total of 1,960,000
40 copies of Tales of a Kansas Toymaker worth 50,000 each for a total of 2,000,000
1 Yorick worth 2,000,000 each for a total of 2,000,000
1 solid shifting time weirdness worth 2,181,818 each for a total of 2,181,818
1 The Big Book of Communism worth 2,297,500 each for a total of 2,297,500
5 quantities of spice melange worth 483,000 each for a total of 2,415,000
1 eldritch pants worth 2,749,450 each for a total of 2,749,450
6 mass of wriggling tentacless worth 500,000 each for a total of 3,000,000
4 polished moon-amber gemstones worth 750,000 each for a total of 3,000,000
144 flasks of Hodgman's blanket worth 21,869 each for a total of 3,149,136
1 card sleeve worth 3,500,000 each for a total of 3,500,000
2 pairs of sneakeasies worth 2,100,000 each for a total of 4,200,000
1 pine cone necklace worth 5,000,000 each for a total of 5,000,000
2 copies of Hodgman's journal #2 worth 4,495,000 each for a total of 8,990,000
395 Frosty's frosty mugs worth 22,990 each for a total of 9,081,050
2478 roses worth 3,993 each for a total of 9,894,654
604 cans of voodoo snuff worth 19,886 each for a total of 12,011,144
484 Ol' Scratch's salad forks worth 28,980 each for a total of 14,026,320
1 Snow Suit worth 14,900,495 each for a total of 14,900,495
2 Mr. Accessory Jrs. worth 11,000,001 each for a total of 22,000,002
549 jars of fermented pickle juice worth 59,495 each for a total of 32,662,755
1435 extra-greasy sliders worth 43,990 each for a total of 63,125,650
1 Platinum Yendorian Express Card worth 118,500,000 each for a total of 118,500,000
Liquid meat: 221,882,822
Mall store worth: 106,658,865
Total net worth: 660,386,588
Requests complete.