Woodhouse/opening_remarks

local term = require('term')

local opening_remarks = {
  "I'm afraid the lemur got into the pudding cups.",
  "Soldier Servant was the official term...",
  "Yes, sir?",
  "Good Day, sir",
  "Shall I assume you're going to take a personal day, sir?"
  }

local seed=math.random(1,5)

print(opening_remarks[seed])