Mouthpiece (2018)

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- Come on!
- I got one! I got one!

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<i>- Yes!</i>
- Not cool.

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I'm not doing any more shots.

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Yes!

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Hi, Cassie.

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I'm not feeling very well,
I'm not...

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<i>gonna go lie down for a bit.</i>

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<i>I'm gonna leave my ringer
on, in case you call.</i>

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- What the fuck?
- My heart is racing but...

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very tired.

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Get up.

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Danny, what's happening?

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I-I have all these missed
calls... Mom? And...?

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What?

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What?

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What is it?

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What... what about...?

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No!

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What! No it's not!

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No!

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No!

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No!

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No!

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<i>Hi, sweetheart,
it's your Auntie.</i>

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<i>I know it must be tough,
this has all been so sudden.</i>

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<i>But, as you know,
everyone is still here</i>

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<i>from the Christmas family
reunion.</i>

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Anyway, we're all gonna
meet day after tomorrow,

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to give your Mom...

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just a... a beautiful send-off.

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<i>So, I know it's a lot to ask,
honey,</i>

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<i>but do you think that you
could pick out the flowers,</i>

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<i>and the food for the reception?</i>

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<i>We'll all chip in, of course,</i>

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<i>but that would just be
such a great help.</i>

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<i>Aw, Cassie, she's not
really gone now, is she?</i>

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She's still here,
she's watchin' over us.

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She's gonna...

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<i>she's gonna be there
on your wedding day,</i>

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<i>and she's gonna be there
when you have your first baby.</i>

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<i>And you become a mom.</i>

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<i>A mom yourself, your mom
will be watching over you.</i>

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And uh...

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I-I know you're the writer
in the family, um,

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but we've all talked about it,

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and uh, your brother's
agreed to give the eulogy.

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So... Danny?

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<i>Anyway, that's-that's
really all I've got for now,</i>

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so just call.

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Love, love.

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Cass!

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Cass! Open the door!

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Cass!

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Cass.

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<i>Come on, I know you're in here!</i>

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I'm on the toilet!

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I'll be done in a minute!

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<i>She was at the kitchen
table having lemon loaf,</i>

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<i>and like,</i>

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<i>her face was in the lemon loaf.</i>

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Why are you telling me that?

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Now I have to think about that.

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Hey.

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Hey, hey, hey, hey.

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I'm sorry you had to see that.

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I'm sorry.

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Fuck, man. Mom.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, Mom.

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Like, where is she?

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I don't get it.

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I don't get it.

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Last week she was singing louder

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than everyone else put together.

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How could she...

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How could she be...

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<i>I mean, what did they say?</i>

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<i>911, what is your emergency?</i>

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Auntie Jane says
there's history of strokes

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in our family.

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God, she keeps calling every
five minutes to talk it over,

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and fucking do stuff, and...

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Amber is nursing
and going crazy.

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I don't even know what sleep
is like anymore.

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Look, um, I-I'll deal
with it, okay?

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I'll deal with everything.
I'll give the eulogy.

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Isn't that like,
like a really bad idea,

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- I mean for you, what happened...
- Danny, I'm sure.

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And for everyone else, too?

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I'm sure. There's no other
option. I'm doing it, okay?

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Cass, people wanna cry
at these things. You're like...

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Like what?

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Oh fuck off, come on!

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Go now, you did good!

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Go take care of Amber,

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and little baby monkey head.

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I'm... getting dressed,

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and I'm leaving the house
right now.

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It's okay to lose it.

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- Danny, there is no time.
- I'm in a towel, you're leaving.

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Funeral's in two days.

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I can do this.

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I can do this.

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I can't. I can't do this.

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I can do it.

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I can do it. I can do it.

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Okay.

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What do you wear
to your mother's funeral?

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Mom would've wanted me
to wear black.

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Well, now I can just wear
what I wanna wear.

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There's no one left to
care what I look like.

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What?

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Aunt Jane? Aunt Kathy?

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Danny? Dad? Uncle Jake?

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The woman who runs the
funeral parlour? Everybody.

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- Guy who moved in upstairs.
- Exactly.

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Whatever. I don't care
about this shit.

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Yeah, well Mom cared.

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Mom didn't have to try.

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Mom was just like...

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effortless.

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That was her whole thing,
looking good.

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Wasn't her whole thing,
that's not what I'm saying.

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I'm just gonna wear
what I always wear.

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Pants and a shirt.

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Why is this so complicated?

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Just don't read those magazines,
like Mom did.

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Why am I still standing here?

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I don't care about this.

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I'm above this!

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<i>It's all bullshit anyway.
It's all meaningless!</i>

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Mom would've hated those shoes.

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Well, Mom's dead!

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So, now I should
just be comfortable.

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Well, whatever I choose,

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Mom would've wanted me
to wear nylons.

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We'll get some fuckin' nylons,
then.

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<i>Good morning, Mrs. Heywood,</i>

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<i>this is Barbara calling, again.</i>

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<i>From the Turner and Porter
Funeral Home.</i>

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<i>We still haven't heard
from you regarding the casket</i>

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<i>and arrangements
for the funeral.</i>

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<i>So, if you could just give
us a call...</i>

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We've got cedar,

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uh, cherry wood is a really
nice option.

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You know, if you're
interested in something

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a little bit more eco friendly,

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we've got a brand new line
of organic burial pods.

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They're very popular right now.

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What would your mother
have liked?

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Um...

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What did she love?

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<i>What did she actually,
really love?</i>

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Mrs. Heywood?

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What common tree is part
of the Cupressaceae family?

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- What is cedar?
- What is cedar?

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- That is correct.
- That's my favourite smell.

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Mrs. Heywood?

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Cedar.

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Cedar is good.

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Lovely choice.

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Let me just get you
a quote on that.

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Thank you.

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<i>Friends and family,</i>

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<i>Elaine Heywood loved cedar.</i>

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- Mrs. Heywood?
- I have your quote.

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Okay.

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Mrs. Heywood.

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- Ms.
- Ms.

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This is such a difficult time.

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Grief can manifest itself
in unexpected ways.

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You're suffering
such a profound loss.

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It's so important that
you find your ways,

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to express it.

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<i>Grief is our way of saying</i>

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<i>we know you're dead.</i>

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<i>Okay. I got to go
get the nylons.</i>

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Mom was uh...

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she told jokes,

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she told stories.

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She was like, a really
good storyteller.

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- She was so nice.
- She was the nicest.

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The kindest woman I ever met.

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That's true.

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She gave everything to everyone.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa whoa!

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Don't cut so close
to the tracks!

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Okay. Okay. Fuck, okay,
okay, okay.

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- Watch the tracks!
- Okay, okay!

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The dangly ones.

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Aw.

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I don't wanna look like
I'm trying too hard.

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- More for a fancy ball?
- Yeah, this is not a ball.

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Then what is it?

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It's a book launch,

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with some of mommy's old
work friends.

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Are you working with them again?

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Well, we'll see.

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Maybe if I wear
the right earrings.

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- What are you writing?
- Hmm.

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Sometimes it's nice to make
a note

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of what might be the big
moments of your life.

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Hmm.

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- Hello?
- Hi.

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00:21:41,167 --> 00:21:43,901
- Good morning, Putsy.
- What time is it there?

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It is 7:00 a.m.

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- How'd your thing go?
- Oh, you know.

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<i>I don't know
what I was thinking.</i>

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Well, maybe when you
submit your piece.

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No, no. You can't take
your foot of the pedal

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and expect everyone to
invite you back into the race.

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You should've heard them
laugh when I told them

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the hours I'd need
because of the kids.

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Listen to me.

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You're a great editor,

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you're a great writer.

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No.

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It's not gonna happen.

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<i>I can feel it.</i>

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- I can barely keep up here.
- Yeah.

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<i>Maybe.</i>

222
00:22:29,649 --> 00:22:31,716
<i>Listen, um,</i>

223
00:22:31,718 --> 00:22:33,751
George asked me to stay
a couple more weeks,

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- 'til we deliver.
- Oh.

225
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Yeah, sorry.

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- Okay, okay.
- I'm sorry.

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- And look who's here.
- Did they work?

228
00:22:48,701 --> 00:22:51,669
- What, honey?
- The earrings.

229
00:22:51,671 --> 00:22:53,204
No.

230
00:22:53,206 --> 00:22:54,839
What are you doing up?

231
00:22:54,841 --> 00:22:56,240
I'm hungry.

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- Oh okay, well.
- Talk to your daddy,

233
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and I will get you some
hot milk with honey.

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00:23:03,349 --> 00:23:05,783
- Hi, Daddy.
- Hi, Lutsy.

235
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<i>Why are you hungry?</i>

236
00:23:07,286 --> 00:23:09,587
The babysitter gave us
chicken nuggets

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that were wet
from the corn water.

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Uh oh.

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00:23:12,992 --> 00:23:14,992
<i>Why can't you just babysit us?</i>

240
00:23:14,994 --> 00:23:16,894
Well, I can't because
I'm very busy

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00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:19,597
doing very important
things, sweetheart.

242
00:23:19,599 --> 00:23:22,166
<i>Making the car window up
and downers?</i>

243
00:23:22,168 --> 00:23:24,535
That's right, making the
car window up and downers.

244
00:23:24,537 --> 00:23:27,104
But we always have a babysitter.

245
00:23:27,106 --> 00:23:28,839
Honey, you never have
a babysitter!

246
00:23:28,841 --> 00:23:30,775
The last one
was four months ago!

247
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But she ate the Doritos.

248
00:23:32,211 --> 00:23:34,512
Sweetheart, it's time
to go back to bed, okay?

249
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<i>Can you say goodbye to
Mommy, for me?</i>

250
00:23:36,249 --> 00:23:39,183
- Okay. Night, Daddy.
- Goodnight, sweetheart.

251
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- Daddy says goodbye.
- Oh.

252
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Okay.

253
00:23:45,591 --> 00:23:48,626
Here. Straight to bed.

254
00:24:13,186 --> 00:24:14,652
<i>Just try one bite.</i>

255
00:24:14,654 --> 00:24:15,953
You have to try things.

256
00:24:15,955 --> 00:24:17,922
Hello?

257
00:24:17,924 --> 00:24:19,824
Hi, in here!

258
00:24:19,826 --> 00:24:23,828
Hi! Nice dress!

259
00:24:23,830 --> 00:24:25,563
Thanks.

260
00:24:25,564 --> 00:24:27,297
Yeah, she slept
in it on the couch, all night!

261
00:24:27,300 --> 00:24:29,767
Uh, everyone ready for a movie?

262
00:24:29,769 --> 00:24:31,602
All aboard for "Mrs. Doubtfire"?

263
00:24:31,604 --> 00:24:32,603
Yeah! "Mrs. Doubtfire"!

264
00:24:32,605 --> 00:24:35,039
Have fun. Thanks.

265
00:24:35,041 --> 00:24:38,442
<i>Can we get hot dogs?
Mom made terrible soup.</i>

266
00:24:38,444 --> 00:24:40,978
<i>Tastes like Vimy Ridge.</i>

267
00:25:42,742 --> 00:25:45,709
Women will have achieved
true equality

268
00:25:45,711 --> 00:25:49,847
when men share with them
the responsibility

269
00:25:49,849 --> 00:25:53,517
of bringing up the next
generation.

270
00:26:02,695 --> 00:26:05,429
Ladies and gentlemen,

271
00:26:05,431 --> 00:26:07,798
friends and family,

272
00:26:09,468 --> 00:26:12,636
Elaine Heywood was the kindest,

273
00:26:12,638 --> 00:26:16,073
most generous woman anyone
in this room's ever met.

274
00:26:37,563 --> 00:26:39,964
Wow!

275
00:26:39,966 --> 00:26:42,066
Nailed it!

276
00:26:42,068 --> 00:26:43,834
You just like,

277
00:26:43,836 --> 00:26:46,770
that just totally captured
Mom's essence!

278
00:26:46,772 --> 00:26:48,405
That's it!

279
00:26:48,407 --> 00:26:51,208
My Mother was a doormat.

280
00:26:52,578 --> 00:26:55,412
She laid down for people
to walk all over her.

281
00:26:55,414 --> 00:26:57,615
<i>Slammin' the door in her face.</i>

282
00:26:57,617 --> 00:26:59,617
<i>Wiping their feet on her mouth.</i>

283
00:26:59,619 --> 00:27:01,785
My Mother never said a word.

284
00:27:01,787 --> 00:27:03,887
- What do you want?
- What do I want?

285
00:27:03,889 --> 00:27:07,358
I want a non-shitty,
three-dimensional eulogy.

286
00:27:07,360 --> 00:27:09,393
And nylons.

287
00:27:11,163 --> 00:27:12,863
It's too hot in here.

288
00:27:12,865 --> 00:27:15,332
Take off
your stupid, puffy coat.

289
00:27:27,546 --> 00:27:29,446
Oof!

290
00:27:39,225 --> 00:27:41,125
Excuse me? Hi.

291
00:27:41,127 --> 00:27:42,493
Uh, where are the nylons?

292
00:27:42,495 --> 00:27:44,628
- What colour?
- We have tinted, or nude?

293
00:27:44,630 --> 00:27:47,464
Butterscotch and chocolate.

294
00:27:47,466 --> 00:27:49,633
There's oatmeal,
there's mochaccino,

295
00:27:49,635 --> 00:27:51,902
but non-fat for me, please.

296
00:27:51,904 --> 00:27:54,338
- Abort!
- You want Spanx?

297
00:27:54,340 --> 00:27:55,906
- Crotchless?
- You don't know.

298
00:27:55,908 --> 00:27:58,709
Okay, why don't you just...
come with me.

299
00:27:58,711 --> 00:28:00,144
Sure.

300
00:28:00,146 --> 00:28:02,546
- You know what?
- What?

301
00:28:02,548 --> 00:28:05,249
I'm rethinking the nylons thing.

302
00:28:05,251 --> 00:28:06,984
Yeah?

303
00:28:06,986 --> 00:28:09,920
This is my homage to Mom.

304
00:28:11,157 --> 00:28:12,389
It's beautiful!

305
00:28:12,391 --> 00:28:14,224
I'm not high enough
on your body.

306
00:28:14,226 --> 00:28:16,293
- Really becoming.
- Reminds me of her.

307
00:28:16,295 --> 00:28:19,163
- Really, really nice.
- Got detailing.

308
00:28:19,165 --> 00:28:21,598
It's got ruching. Also, the bow.

309
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:24,368
Oh yeah, the ruching
really gives you flavourful.

310
00:28:24,370 --> 00:28:25,936
- It's not high enough, though.
- I need something higher.

311
00:28:25,938 --> 00:28:28,672
Funeral veil? Appropriate?

312
00:28:28,674 --> 00:28:31,241
- Theme wear, baby.
- Funeral appropriate?

313
00:28:31,243 --> 00:28:33,677
- Mom loved a theme.
- Too soon, maybe?

314
00:28:33,679 --> 00:28:35,646
Yeah, too soon.

315
00:28:35,648 --> 00:28:38,649
Oh shit. I lost the lady.

316
00:28:40,319 --> 00:28:42,086
<i>Hello?</i>

317
00:28:42,088 --> 00:28:45,322
- Hey, check it out.
- Mom actually had one of these.

318
00:28:45,324 --> 00:28:47,691
"Gerta's Girdles help you
curb your curves,

319
00:28:47,693 --> 00:28:49,827
from waist to hip."

320
00:28:51,697 --> 00:28:53,897
<i>Maybe we need to get one.</i>

321
00:30:07,173 --> 00:30:09,840
Excuse me, sir, you're so tall.

322
00:30:11,076 --> 00:30:13,644
I can't quite...
would you mind reaching.

323
00:30:13,646 --> 00:30:15,846
- Sure, of course.
- Which colour would you like?

324
00:30:18,150 --> 00:30:20,217
- I don't know.
- What colour do you think?

325
00:30:20,219 --> 00:30:21,652
Uh...

326
00:30:23,522 --> 00:30:25,622
burgundy seems to suit you.

327
00:30:27,459 --> 00:30:29,860
- Burgundy, it is.
- Okay.

328
00:30:45,144 --> 00:30:46,543
<i>Maybe we need to get one.</i>

329
00:30:46,545 --> 00:30:49,079
<i>Tummy tamer. Spanxerator.</i>

330
00:31:19,712 --> 00:31:21,979
Did I go too far? Sorry.

331
00:31:21,981 --> 00:31:23,647
Just let me in.

332
00:31:23,649 --> 00:31:25,682
No wonder she was so fucked up.

333
00:31:25,684 --> 00:31:28,485
- What? What are you talking...
- Shut up! God!

334
00:31:28,487 --> 00:31:30,520
I just need a second
and get my head straight!

335
00:31:30,522 --> 00:31:32,789
- Don't be a dick!
- Open the door!

336
00:31:36,629 --> 00:31:39,029
- What?
- Just think about it.

337
00:31:40,432 --> 00:31:42,666
I never saw Mom eat
a French fry.

338
00:31:44,203 --> 00:31:45,903
Okay.

339
00:31:47,339 --> 00:31:50,507
Like, not in my entire life,

340
00:31:50,509 --> 00:31:53,744
did I ever see Mom
even taste a fry.

341
00:31:54,813 --> 00:31:56,280
She didn't order them,

342
00:31:56,282 --> 00:31:58,382
because she didn't
wanna get fat.

343
00:31:58,384 --> 00:32:00,017
Everything okay in her,
sweetheart?

344
00:32:00,019 --> 00:32:02,219
Can I get you anything?
A bigger size?

345
00:32:02,221 --> 00:32:06,089
<i>A control top? They hide
a multitude of sins.</i>

346
00:32:06,091 --> 00:32:07,958
No uh,

347
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:09,693
I don't need that.

348
00:32:09,695 --> 00:32:11,595
<i>She couldn't just like,</i>

349
00:32:11,597 --> 00:32:14,798
have a glass of wine. She had
to have a white wine spritzer.

350
00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:17,234
And I never saw her eat
a croissant, ever.

351
00:32:17,236 --> 00:32:19,803
- What's that?
- Uh, thanks, Shirley.

352
00:32:21,407 --> 00:32:23,640
I'm just practicing a speech.

353
00:32:23,642 --> 00:32:26,743
- Oh, a speech.
- That is super exciting!

354
00:32:26,745 --> 00:32:28,478
What for?

355
00:32:29,915 --> 00:32:31,982
Trying to write a eulogy.

356
00:32:33,052 --> 00:32:34,851
For my Mom.

357
00:32:34,853 --> 00:32:37,888
Oh, sweetheart.

358
00:32:37,890 --> 00:32:39,323
I'm gonna come in, okay?

359
00:32:42,161 --> 00:32:43,994
- I'm gonna give you a hug.
- I'm okay.

360
00:32:43,996 --> 00:32:45,529
- I know what you need.
- I'm good.

361
00:32:45,531 --> 00:32:47,798
- Please, come to Shirley.
- Come on.

362
00:32:49,234 --> 00:32:52,002
Oh, I'm so sorry.

363
00:33:01,046 --> 00:33:02,446
What about the nylons?

364
00:33:02,448 --> 00:33:04,514
Fuck nylons.

365
00:33:20,866 --> 00:33:22,733
Hey, I wrote this!

366
00:33:23,669 --> 00:33:25,969
Loser.

367
00:33:25,971 --> 00:33:28,171
- Who's a loser?
- Oh, I just-

368
00:33:28,173 --> 00:33:30,741
I wrote this piece
about this woman,

369
00:33:30,743 --> 00:33:35,345
so her first novel
is nominated for a Giller,

370
00:33:35,347 --> 00:33:37,180
and she just won

371
00:33:37,182 --> 00:33:39,282
the June-fucking-Callwood
Social Justice Award,

372
00:33:39,284 --> 00:33:41,918
and she's only 32 years old.

373
00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:43,820
So then I ask her
about her personal life,

374
00:33:43,822 --> 00:33:45,155
because my editor
is always like,

375
00:33:45,157 --> 00:33:47,724
"get some more like,
relatable, personal stuff."

376
00:33:47,726 --> 00:33:52,262
So, she shows me this photo
of her foxy,

377
00:33:52,264 --> 00:33:54,698
McFox husband,

378
00:33:54,700 --> 00:33:57,934
who she met on an aid mission
in Haiti,

379
00:33:57,936 --> 00:33:59,970
- and I'm not making this up...
- Of course she did.

380
00:33:59,972 --> 00:34:03,306
And, he's the chief caregiver
of their two,

381
00:34:03,308 --> 00:34:06,543
like stupidly good-looking
children.

382
00:34:06,545 --> 00:34:08,045
Why not?

383
00:34:08,047 --> 00:34:12,249
Are you gonna submit it
to the award thingy?

384
00:34:13,852 --> 00:34:15,085
No.

385
00:34:15,087 --> 00:34:16,953
<i>I'm gonna send it in for you.</i>

386
00:34:28,233 --> 00:34:29,533
Hey...

387
00:34:29,535 --> 00:34:31,168
lookin' pretty good
from up here.

388
00:34:31,170 --> 00:34:33,937
- Go fuck yourself.
- Thanks.

389
00:34:33,939 --> 00:34:35,672
Jesus.

390
00:34:54,259 --> 00:34:55,792
Gotta get some snacks.

391
00:34:55,794 --> 00:34:57,994
Cheese cubes.

392
00:34:57,996 --> 00:35:00,163
Stuff on toothpicks.

393
00:35:00,165 --> 00:35:01,765
Fruit platters?

394
00:35:01,767 --> 00:35:04,334
Melons, goddamn fuckin'...

395
00:35:04,336 --> 00:35:05,769
Know what people love?

396
00:35:05,771 --> 00:35:08,071
- Melons overload.
- They love shrimp.

397
00:35:08,073 --> 00:35:10,574
- Shrimp rings.
- Chocolates?

398
00:35:10,576 --> 00:35:12,642
- Uh...
- Too optimistic?

399
00:35:18,016 --> 00:35:20,984
<i>Tuna's on sale
for 99 cents a can,</i>

400
00:35:20,986 --> 00:35:23,286
<i>maximum four cans. Isle two.</i>

401
00:35:24,690 --> 00:35:26,490
<i>Tuna's on sale for 99 cents.</i>

402
00:35:29,161 --> 00:35:31,194
<i>Hey, Cassie. Oh, honey.</i>

403
00:35:31,196 --> 00:35:33,029
- Hi, Dad.
- How you holdin' up?

404
00:35:33,031 --> 00:35:35,065
<i>Fine.</i>

405
00:35:35,067 --> 00:35:37,834
<i>You know, one of the last
things that she said to me</i>

406
00:35:37,836 --> 00:35:40,804
<i>was that she felt like a queen</i>

407
00:35:40,806 --> 00:35:44,407
<i>Two times in her life.</i>

408
00:35:45,477 --> 00:35:47,244
<i>After giving birth to you...</i>

409
00:35:49,148 --> 00:35:51,615
<i>and your brother.</i>

410
00:35:51,617 --> 00:35:53,750
<i>Can I get a manager, cash four?</i>

411
00:35:53,752 --> 00:35:55,252
Yeah.

412
00:35:56,488 --> 00:35:59,289
I'm in the grocery store, Dad.

413
00:35:59,291 --> 00:36:02,359
<i>Oh Lutz, so much to do. Yeah.</i>

414
00:36:02,361 --> 00:36:05,695
<i>Aunt Jane's got the church
and burial plot.</i>

415
00:36:05,697 --> 00:36:08,632
<i>I know she really appreciates
all you're doing.</i>

416
00:36:09,801 --> 00:36:13,503
<i>I just... I just got off
the phone with Dan.</i>

417
00:36:15,507 --> 00:36:17,841
<i>Sweetheart, look...</i>

418
00:36:19,378 --> 00:36:21,444
do you really think that
it's the best idea

419
00:36:21,446 --> 00:36:23,680
for you to do the eulogy?

420
00:36:23,682 --> 00:36:25,815
- With what happened...
- Dad, I'm doing it. Okay?

421
00:36:25,817 --> 00:36:27,751
- At the Christmas party.
- I'm doing it. I'm the...

422
00:36:27,753 --> 00:36:29,886
- Cassie...
- I'm the eldest.

423
00:36:29,888 --> 00:36:32,022
- I'm the writer.
- Cassie, listen to me.

424
00:36:32,024 --> 00:36:33,823
Sorry, one second.

425
00:36:33,825 --> 00:36:35,959
<i>Hi.</i>

426
00:36:35,961 --> 00:36:37,360
<i>Excuse me.</i>

427
00:36:37,362 --> 00:36:38,695
Hi, you're tall.

428
00:36:39,932 --> 00:36:41,064
Wow, he's so tall.

429
00:36:41,066 --> 00:36:43,333
Do you think you could reach
one of those?

430
00:36:43,335 --> 00:36:44,568
- These ones?
- Yeah.

431
00:36:44,570 --> 00:36:47,304
Yeah, they're just really high.

432
00:36:47,306 --> 00:36:49,773
They're really high up there.

433
00:36:49,775 --> 00:36:52,008
Yeah, yeah, keep 'em coming.

434
00:36:53,412 --> 00:36:55,478
<i>Which kinds do you like?</i>

435
00:36:56,882 --> 00:36:58,782
One more. CHRIS: Cassie?

436
00:36:58,784 --> 00:37:00,584
- Oh my God, so helpful.
- Cass, are you there, honey?

437
00:37:00,586 --> 00:37:02,552
- Dad, I'm doing it! Okay?
- Danny can't do it.

438
00:37:02,554 --> 00:37:04,487
He hates public speaking.

439
00:37:04,489 --> 00:37:06,656
Do you remember
the debate puking?

440
00:37:06,658 --> 00:37:08,625
Imagine eulogy puking.

441
00:37:08,627 --> 00:37:10,827
- Cassandra, no.
- Hey, we got shrimp rings!

442
00:37:10,829 --> 00:37:12,095
Tell Mona there's shrimp rings.

443
00:37:12,097 --> 00:37:13,730
Dad, I'm at the checkout,
okay, so...

444
00:37:13,732 --> 00:37:15,899
- Cassie, it's not a good idea!
- You're cutting out.

445
00:37:15,901 --> 00:37:17,167
Fish crackers.

446
00:37:17,169 --> 00:37:18,602
Sweetheart,
it's not a good idea.

447
00:37:18,604 --> 00:37:20,937
Dad, I'm gonna make it good,
okay? Bye.

448
00:37:20,939 --> 00:37:22,639
Ugh.

449
00:37:28,780 --> 00:37:30,981
Hi, everybody.

450
00:37:30,983 --> 00:37:32,549
You know...

451
00:37:33,552 --> 00:37:36,019
actually, my Mother...

452
00:37:38,657 --> 00:37:40,890
was a strong-willed person.

453
00:37:45,197 --> 00:37:48,031
Not everybody got to see
that side of her.

454
00:37:48,033 --> 00:37:50,734
She was the smartest woman
I ever met.

455
00:37:52,604 --> 00:37:54,904
And...

456
00:37:56,108 --> 00:37:57,607
so stubborn.

457
00:37:58,543 --> 00:38:00,944
My mother...

458
00:38:00,946 --> 00:38:03,313
was a fuckin' rock star!

459
00:38:03,315 --> 00:38:04,714
Yeah.

460
00:38:04,716 --> 00:38:08,051
- She had kids.
- She had an education.

461
00:38:08,053 --> 00:38:09,786
She had a divorce.

462
00:38:09,788 --> 00:38:11,655
She didn't need a man
to get through life.

463
00:38:11,657 --> 00:38:12,822
Yeah. Sharper.

464
00:38:12,824 --> 00:38:15,925
She worked hard
to get where she got!

465
00:38:15,927 --> 00:38:18,695
- Come on, give her teeth!
- She pumped out two kids.

466
00:38:18,697 --> 00:38:21,665
She sacrificed her life
for ours!

467
00:38:21,667 --> 00:38:24,000
- Deeper!
- She was Shira!

468
00:38:26,972 --> 00:38:28,638
Joan of fucking Arc!

469
00:39:14,252 --> 00:39:16,486
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa!

470
00:39:18,256 --> 00:39:19,823
You're making her sound
like some sort of a,

471
00:39:19,825 --> 00:39:22,492
- I don't know, heartless...
- Bitch?

472
00:39:25,163 --> 00:39:26,463
Ah.

473
00:39:26,465 --> 00:39:28,198
Ball-buster!

474
00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:30,433
A... nasty woman!

475
00:39:30,435 --> 00:39:31,701
Feminist!

476
00:39:31,703 --> 00:39:34,003
Oh no, wait, I got one!
I got one! I got one!

477
00:39:34,005 --> 00:39:36,272
- Cunt.
- Okay, enough.

478
00:39:36,274 --> 00:39:38,775
This isn't about you.

479
00:39:38,777 --> 00:39:40,844
It's about Mom.

480
00:39:40,846 --> 00:39:42,846
I know!

481
00:39:43,915 --> 00:39:46,316
Whatever.

482
00:39:46,318 --> 00:39:48,251
Wait! The snacks!

483
00:39:49,221 --> 00:39:50,887
Ugh.

484
00:39:52,491 --> 00:39:54,891
Fine, get the snacks,
then I get the flowers.

485
00:39:54,893 --> 00:39:56,559
And I have to write the eulogy.

486
00:39:56,561 --> 00:39:58,161
I know I have to write
the eulogy.

487
00:39:58,163 --> 00:39:59,662
First to buy the snacks,
then I'll get the flowers,

488
00:39:59,664 --> 00:40:00,997
then I'll write the eulogy.

489
00:40:00,999 --> 00:40:02,766
Snacks, then the fuckin'
flowers.

490
00:40:08,240 --> 00:40:09,906
Whoa! Jesus.

491
00:40:14,780 --> 00:40:16,980
Agh!

492
00:40:16,982 --> 00:40:18,882
Fuck!

493
00:40:23,622 --> 00:40:25,255
Just leave it!

494
00:40:25,257 --> 00:40:26,756
- The light's green!
- Ah!

495
00:40:26,758 --> 00:40:28,725
The fucking wheel is bent!

496
00:40:28,727 --> 00:40:30,493
I'm getting a drink.

497
00:40:30,495 --> 00:40:31,761
<i>I need a drink.</i>

498
00:40:44,976 --> 00:40:47,310
Can I have another?

499
00:40:47,312 --> 00:40:48,845
Yeah.

500
00:41:13,939 --> 00:41:16,339
Mom, I said just spelling
and grammar!

501
00:41:17,442 --> 00:41:19,976
I just... I just made it
flow better.

502
00:41:19,978 --> 00:41:21,544
There were so many great ideas,

503
00:41:21,546 --> 00:41:22,879
but they were just out of order.

504
00:41:22,881 --> 00:41:24,481
They're still your thoughts.

505
00:41:24,483 --> 00:41:27,317
"Her unassuming demeanour
betrayed an internal landscape

506
00:41:27,319 --> 00:41:30,453
as vast and mournful
as any ancient poet."

507
00:41:30,455 --> 00:41:32,121
Really, Mom?

508
00:41:36,962 --> 00:41:39,162
- Can I have another one?
- Yeah.

509
00:41:45,270 --> 00:41:46,970
You want something' to eat
with that, sweetheart?

510
00:41:46,972 --> 00:41:49,205
Yeah.

511
00:41:49,207 --> 00:41:50,306
I'm hungry.

512
00:41:50,308 --> 00:41:52,108
Some fries? No.

513
00:41:54,713 --> 00:41:57,647
I've got a deluxe pickled egg,
olive...

514
00:42:09,628 --> 00:42:12,395
The thing is, is
I don't like French fries.

515
00:42:12,397 --> 00:42:14,030
I don't like them.

516
00:42:14,032 --> 00:42:15,732
But I order them.

517
00:42:15,734 --> 00:42:19,102
And I order them so that people
see me ordering them,

518
00:42:19,104 --> 00:42:21,471
and they know that I don't care
about getting fat.

519
00:42:21,473 --> 00:42:23,740
Okay, no more French fries.

520
00:42:23,742 --> 00:42:25,808
I don't like fries!

521
00:42:25,810 --> 00:42:27,377
But if there's a guy around,

522
00:42:27,379 --> 00:42:29,879
I order them so that he knows
I'm not like,

523
00:42:29,881 --> 00:42:32,081
one of those girls,
and that I'm cool,

524
00:42:32,083 --> 00:42:35,184
and I get it, and she,
like that girl,

525
00:42:35,186 --> 00:42:36,786
she could stay.

526
00:42:36,788 --> 00:42:39,656
We paid $25 a lap dance.

527
00:42:39,658 --> 00:42:41,491
Well, the brunette says,

528
00:42:41,493 --> 00:42:45,094
"I don't dance for money",
and then she storms out.

529
00:42:45,096 --> 00:42:46,896
The redhead says,

530
00:42:46,898 --> 00:42:49,299
"I don't dance for less
than a $100 a dance."

531
00:42:49,301 --> 00:42:50,967
She storms out.

532
00:42:50,969 --> 00:42:54,771
The blonde says,
"I can't afford $25,"

533
00:42:54,773 --> 00:42:56,673
how 'bout if I give you $5 now,

534
00:42:56,675 --> 00:42:58,575
"and blow you for the rest?"

535
00:42:58,577 --> 00:43:00,810
Uncle Jake, my Mom's right here.

536
00:43:00,812 --> 00:43:02,445
Sorry, ladies.

537
00:43:02,447 --> 00:43:04,914
- You clearly don't get it!
- It's like everything.

538
00:43:04,916 --> 00:43:06,349
It's everywhere.

539
00:43:06,351 --> 00:43:08,117
<i>I got one, I got one, I got one.</i>

540
00:43:08,119 --> 00:43:10,119
What's the difference between
a woman and a toilet?

541
00:43:11,022 --> 00:43:13,556
- I dunno.
- Toilet doesn't wanna cuddle

542
00:43:13,558 --> 00:43:15,658
after you dropped your load
in it.

543
00:43:15,660 --> 00:43:17,627
Oh!

544
00:43:19,064 --> 00:43:21,464
Cass. Cass.

545
00:43:21,466 --> 00:43:23,066
Not cool.

546
00:43:23,068 --> 00:43:25,702
<i>Come on! It's just a joke!</i>

547
00:43:25,704 --> 00:43:29,038
<i>Lighten up, Roxanne!</i>

548
00:43:35,814 --> 00:43:37,747
<i>Just a second!</i>

549
00:43:43,221 --> 00:43:44,854
Can I use the toilet?

550
00:43:44,856 --> 00:43:46,623
I need a fuckin' second, dude!

551
00:43:46,625 --> 00:43:48,291
Fuck!

552
00:44:36,408 --> 00:44:38,107
What am I doing?

553
00:44:38,109 --> 00:44:39,575
I've got to write the eulogy.

554
00:44:39,577 --> 00:44:42,111
I guess I've got to change
everything about myself,

555
00:44:42,113 --> 00:44:44,047
and everybody else.

556
00:44:44,049 --> 00:44:45,748
Yeah, right.

557
00:44:45,750 --> 00:44:47,717
And shampoo the unicorn.

558
00:44:47,719 --> 00:44:49,952
You're the boss of this.

559
00:44:55,593 --> 00:44:56,993
Dude!

560
00:45:01,332 --> 00:45:02,899
Stop pushing me around!

561
00:45:02,901 --> 00:45:05,068
Stop pushing you around?

562
00:45:06,738 --> 00:45:08,104
What are you... what?

563
00:45:08,106 --> 00:45:09,739
What?

564
00:45:32,063 --> 00:45:33,663
Cassie.

565
00:45:33,665 --> 00:45:35,398
What is it?

566
00:45:36,534 --> 00:45:38,634
Come in. Sit.

567
00:45:46,711 --> 00:45:48,711
What's going on?

568
00:45:51,082 --> 00:45:52,882
My Mom died.

569
00:45:55,420 --> 00:45:57,787
Oh my God. Cass.

570
00:45:57,789 --> 00:46:00,389
What... what happened?

571
00:46:07,232 --> 00:46:09,732
Can we have sex?

572
00:46:10,769 --> 00:46:13,569
Sorry, it's so weird.

573
00:46:13,571 --> 00:46:15,671
No, it's not weird.

574
00:46:15,673 --> 00:46:17,707
Are you sure that's
what you want, though?

575
00:46:17,709 --> 00:46:20,510
Feel like I'm fucked up,

576
00:46:21,980 --> 00:46:23,980
and I wanna get outta my head.

577
00:46:23,982 --> 00:46:25,915
Or do you wanna talk about it?

578
00:46:25,917 --> 00:46:27,984
I know you're tough
and all that, but...

579
00:46:29,487 --> 00:46:31,354
I don't wanna talk about it.

580
00:46:32,857 --> 00:46:35,057
Hey, are you still taking
a break from relationships?

581
00:46:38,763 --> 00:46:40,997
- Yeah.
- Well, I-I don't know.

582
00:46:43,067 --> 00:46:45,401
Okay.

583
00:46:46,938 --> 00:46:48,471
Let's get you outta that head,

584
00:46:48,473 --> 00:46:50,573
into that body.

585
00:46:52,443 --> 00:46:53,810
I don't have a condom.

586
00:46:53,812 --> 00:46:56,012
What, so just the old pull
and pray method, then?

587
00:46:56,014 --> 00:46:59,415
Yeah. I'll name her after Mom.

588
00:46:59,417 --> 00:47:01,284
My God, this is sick.

589
00:47:01,286 --> 00:47:04,220
It's not sick, it'll just be
me, and little Elaine.

590
00:47:21,739 --> 00:47:23,239
Ah...

591
00:47:26,477 --> 00:47:29,245
<i>You know,
I think almost every word</i>

592
00:47:29,247 --> 00:47:32,715
<i>I've ever written,
while I was writing it,</i>

593
00:47:33,785 --> 00:47:36,419
<i>I was wondering what a man
would think when he read it.</i>

594
00:47:38,189 --> 00:47:39,822
No, really, not just any man.

595
00:47:39,824 --> 00:47:41,224
Shut up!

596
00:47:41,226 --> 00:47:44,227
I got to focus!

597
00:47:44,229 --> 00:47:46,696
I picture someone who a lot
of people respect.

598
00:47:46,698 --> 00:47:48,831
And I imagine what he's thinking

599
00:47:48,833 --> 00:47:50,566
while he's reading it.

600
00:47:50,568 --> 00:47:53,102
While I'm writing.

601
00:47:54,539 --> 00:47:56,372
What is this? Turn over?

602
00:47:56,374 --> 00:47:57,874
I've got to focus!

603
00:47:57,876 --> 00:48:00,176
What are those dangly things,
udders? Turn over!

604
00:48:00,178 --> 00:48:02,545
Jesus! Shut up!

605
00:48:02,547 --> 00:48:04,580
And if there are no men around,

606
00:48:04,582 --> 00:48:06,883
I imagine there are cameras.

607
00:48:06,885 --> 00:48:09,218
With men behind the cameras,
spying on me.

608
00:48:09,220 --> 00:48:11,287
Imagined how I looked to them.

609
00:48:11,289 --> 00:48:13,756
A girl who doesn't even know
she's being looked at.

610
00:48:15,693 --> 00:48:17,693
Come on, where'd you learn that?

611
00:48:17,695 --> 00:48:20,096
Sounds fake! Be more natural!

612
00:48:20,098 --> 00:48:21,597
Jesus!

613
00:48:21,599 --> 00:48:24,033
Oh, and that sex face
might be confused

614
00:48:24,035 --> 00:48:26,502
with your where's
my other sock, face.

615
00:48:26,504 --> 00:48:28,204
Just an observation.

616
00:48:36,681 --> 00:48:38,347
I can't. I can't.

617
00:48:38,349 --> 00:48:40,750
I can't. I can't.
I can't, I'm too distracted.

618
00:48:40,752 --> 00:48:42,919
Fuck.

619
00:48:44,155 --> 00:48:45,755
It's okay.

620
00:48:45,757 --> 00:48:48,190
Hey, it's okay.

621
00:48:50,161 --> 00:48:52,161
Hey.

622
00:49:12,417 --> 00:49:15,718
<i>And then the beast said, "No..."</i>

623
00:49:16,988 --> 00:49:18,628
<i>"...you will never leave
this castle..."</i>

624
00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:32,401
"No, you will never leave
this castle,"

625
00:49:32,403 --> 00:49:35,071
and off the beast stalked
in a rage.

626
00:49:35,073 --> 00:49:38,140
However, a little later
he returned

627
00:49:38,142 --> 00:49:40,076
and spoke solemnly to Beauty,

628
00:49:40,078 --> 00:49:43,346
"If you swear that you will
return in seven days time,

629
00:49:43,348 --> 00:49:46,182
I'll let you go
and visit your father."

630
00:49:46,184 --> 00:49:49,385
Beauty threw herself at
the beast's feet in delight.

631
00:49:49,387 --> 00:49:52,121
"I swear! I swear I will!"

632
00:49:52,123 --> 00:49:54,123
How kind you are!

633
00:49:54,125 --> 00:49:56,792
"You've made a loving
daughter so happy!"

634
00:49:58,963 --> 00:50:01,530
Okay so, a guy traps a girl,

635
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:04,800
way younger than he is,
obviously,

636
00:50:04,802 --> 00:50:06,936
in a cage,

637
00:50:06,938 --> 00:50:08,971
and when he finally lets
her out,

638
00:50:08,973 --> 00:50:12,074
she throws herself at his feet,
in delight,

639
00:50:13,077 --> 00:50:16,479
screamin' about what a nice
guy he is.

640
00:50:16,481 --> 00:50:18,114
Do you have to ruin everything?

641
00:50:18,116 --> 00:50:21,751
He's an abusive,
by definition, beast,

642
00:50:21,753 --> 00:50:23,853
but if she just keeps loving,

643
00:50:23,855 --> 00:50:25,988
and loving this asshole,

644
00:50:25,990 --> 00:50:27,757
for who he is,

645
00:50:27,759 --> 00:50:29,825
then he'll stop abusing her,

646
00:50:29,827 --> 00:50:32,461
she'll get her greatest
and only aspiration,

647
00:50:32,463 --> 00:50:33,729
which is marriage...

648
00:50:33,731 --> 00:50:35,431
I liked being a princess, okay?

649
00:50:35,433 --> 00:50:38,868
And he'll be magically
transformed into a generous,

650
00:50:38,870 --> 00:50:41,337
respectful, non-rapey prince.

651
00:50:43,408 --> 00:50:46,142
This is the uh,
gist of the story?

652
00:50:46,144 --> 00:50:47,810
Ah, but...

653
00:50:50,181 --> 00:50:52,081
<i>"" Each night,
through Beauty's conversations</i>

654
00:50:52,083 --> 00:50:54,417
<i>with the beast,
she was amazed to discover..."</i>

655
00:50:54,419 --> 00:50:56,452
It's okay.

656
00:50:56,454 --> 00:50:58,988
It's okay.

657
00:51:08,466 --> 00:51:11,033
Aw, blotchy face.

658
00:52:29,447 --> 00:52:31,247
- Tiger lilies.
- No.

659
00:52:31,249 --> 00:52:32,848
- Calla lilies?
- No.

660
00:52:32,850 --> 00:52:34,884
- Roses, pink?
- I'm not goin' pink.

661
00:52:34,886 --> 00:52:36,986
- She liked pink.
- I can't go pink, '

662
00:52:36,988 --> 00:52:39,555
'cause then everybody at
the funeral is gonna think...

663
00:52:42,760 --> 00:52:43,826
Fuck.

664
00:52:46,697 --> 00:52:49,565
Hi, Aunt Jane.
I'm just at the florist.

665
00:52:49,567 --> 00:52:51,567
Oh yeah, that's wonderful.

666
00:52:51,569 --> 00:52:54,303
- How you holdin' up? You okay?
- I'm fine.

667
00:52:54,305 --> 00:52:57,773
Honey, listen, I have one
more special job for you.

668
00:52:57,775 --> 00:53:00,376
<i>Would you go to the house,</i>

669
00:53:00,378 --> 00:53:02,111
<i>and would you pick out
a dress for her to wear?</i>

670
00:53:02,113 --> 00:53:03,646
<i>I think actually you're
the only person</i>

671
00:53:03,648 --> 00:53:05,614
<i>- who could do this job.
- Um...</i>

672
00:53:05,616 --> 00:53:08,450
- Yeah, that's wonderful.
- That's great.

673
00:53:08,452 --> 00:53:10,653
That is so good of you, sweetie,

674
00:53:10,655 --> 00:53:13,355
and I think it's a really,
really important thing.

675
00:53:13,357 --> 00:53:16,125
And um, I just got off
the phone with Danny,

676
00:53:16,127 --> 00:53:20,229
and him, and your Dad, and I
all agree that the eulogy,

677
00:53:20,231 --> 00:53:22,164
hon, it's just not a good idea.

678
00:53:22,166 --> 00:53:24,233
I think that's it's just gonna
be too much for you,

679
00:53:24,235 --> 00:53:25,768
- you know what I'm saying?
- I'm doing it.

680
00:53:25,770 --> 00:53:28,237
Why, honey? Because of
the Christmas party?

681
00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:31,073
Yes, it...

682
00:53:31,075 --> 00:53:33,342
- it-it has to be me.
- Okay, why?

683
00:53:33,344 --> 00:53:34,944
- Tulips?
- Please, Cassie...

684
00:53:34,946 --> 00:53:36,879
- Aunt Jane, I got to go.
- I'm in the middle of this.

685
00:53:36,881 --> 00:53:39,081
- I'll see you tomorrow.
- Cassie, I think that this...

686
00:53:41,052 --> 00:53:42,651
Shit.

687
00:53:42,653 --> 00:53:44,687
Um, no.

688
00:53:44,689 --> 00:53:47,089
- Sunflowers?
- What's the occasion?

689
00:53:47,091 --> 00:53:50,059
- A funeral.
- Were they close?

690
00:53:50,061 --> 00:53:53,229
My Mother.

691
00:53:53,231 --> 00:53:55,931
I'm sorry, you lost your Mother.

692
00:53:59,670 --> 00:54:01,937
Yeah. Shit.

693
00:54:01,939 --> 00:54:04,073
Thank you.

694
00:55:07,538 --> 00:55:08,904
What album is that from?

695
00:55:08,906 --> 00:55:11,273
Oh, it's not really a song.

696
00:55:11,275 --> 00:55:13,542
- What does that mean?
- I just heard it.

697
00:55:13,544 --> 00:55:15,678
It's... I was...

698
00:55:15,680 --> 00:55:17,880
fiddling around...

699
00:55:17,882 --> 00:55:19,715
to Joni-tuning.

700
00:55:19,717 --> 00:55:21,517
Come on, Mom, give yourself
some credit.

701
00:55:21,519 --> 00:55:23,619
For what?

702
00:55:23,621 --> 00:55:26,021
For giving you a broken home?

703
00:55:26,023 --> 00:55:28,757
And me a failed marriage?

704
00:55:30,127 --> 00:55:31,994
And, wonder of wonders,
a failed career.

705
00:55:31,996 --> 00:55:34,363
A triple... no,

706
00:55:34,365 --> 00:55:36,732
trifecta of shit.

707
00:55:36,734 --> 00:55:39,068
Mom, we're still a family,

708
00:55:39,070 --> 00:55:42,104
just the living arrangements
have changed.

709
00:55:42,106 --> 00:55:44,340
Just 'cause a marriage
is shorter than others

710
00:55:44,342 --> 00:55:46,508
doesn't mean it wasn't good,
it was just shorter.

711
00:55:47,611 --> 00:55:51,380
A novel isn't less good because
it has fewer pages, right?

712
00:55:52,950 --> 00:55:55,651
Plus, humans used to die
at the age of 40.

713
00:55:55,653 --> 00:55:57,419
Now we get several lives,

714
00:55:57,421 --> 00:55:59,655
lots of relationships.

715
00:56:01,025 --> 00:56:03,692
And, the career thing...

716
00:56:08,899 --> 00:56:10,632
Yeah, I mean...

717
00:56:10,634 --> 00:56:12,434
<i>What about white lilies, then?</i>

718
00:56:12,436 --> 00:56:14,603
Um, do you have any um,

719
00:56:14,605 --> 00:56:16,638
blue flowers?

720
00:56:16,640 --> 00:56:18,440
We have some dried flowers
in the back.

721
00:56:18,442 --> 00:56:19,808
Perfect.

722
00:56:19,810 --> 00:56:21,944
Are you sure you don't want
something more like, alive?

723
00:56:21,946 --> 00:56:23,479
Yeah, I'm sure.

724
00:56:23,481 --> 00:56:26,215
Um, I don't know, five bouquets?

725
00:56:26,217 --> 00:56:28,384
- No, seven.
- Seven bouquets.

726
00:56:28,386 --> 00:56:31,253
Here-here's the address
of the church.

727
00:56:31,255 --> 00:56:33,389
- It's uh, tomorrow morning.
- Tomorrow?

728
00:56:33,391 --> 00:56:35,090
Mhm. Yeah.

729
00:56:38,295 --> 00:56:40,629
Gotta go get the dress.

730
00:56:40,631 --> 00:56:42,631
What am I gonna say?

731
00:56:42,633 --> 00:56:47,703
She made pie.
She was a hard-ass.

732
00:56:47,838 --> 00:56:49,138
Yeah, right.

733
00:56:49,140 --> 00:56:52,641
Pick out a dress for my Mom
to wear in her coffin.

734
00:58:28,339 --> 00:58:30,339
- Did you see it?
- See it?

735
00:58:30,341 --> 00:58:32,174
I bought five copies!

736
00:58:32,176 --> 00:58:34,109
It's brilliant.
You're brilliant.

737
00:58:34,111 --> 00:58:36,778
<i>I learned so much.</i>

738
00:58:39,116 --> 00:58:41,316
And you're totally right
about that first paragraph.

739
00:58:42,620 --> 00:58:44,553
<i>Did you see I kept your thing
about the ego?</i>

740
00:58:44,555 --> 00:58:46,755
Yeah, that worked well.

741
00:58:46,757 --> 00:58:49,324
- You like the shot?
- Aaron took it.

742
00:58:49,326 --> 00:58:51,994
<i>Oh yeah, it's beautiful.</i>

743
00:58:51,996 --> 00:58:55,163
I'm not sure brown's
your colour.

744
00:59:00,271 --> 00:59:03,505
I mean, it's a completely
beautiful shot.

745
00:59:03,507 --> 00:59:06,742
<i>Thanks, Mom. I got to go.</i>

746
00:59:12,917 --> 00:59:16,985
<i>Hi, Cassie,
I'm not feeling very well.</i>

747
00:59:18,622 --> 00:59:21,123
<i>It's like my heart is...</i>

748
00:59:21,125 --> 00:59:22,624
<i>racing,</i>

749
00:59:22,626 --> 00:59:24,826
<i>but I'm very tired.</i>

750
00:59:24,828 --> 00:59:27,629
<i>Dizzy. Can't be hot flashes,</i>

751
00:59:28,632 --> 00:59:30,999
<i>because I'm done with all
that business.</i>

752
00:59:31,001 --> 00:59:32,634
<i>Anyway,</i>

753
00:59:32,636 --> 00:59:35,704
<i>I'm blathering on here.</i>

754
00:59:37,641 --> 00:59:40,609
<i>And I'm sure you're doing
something very important.</i>

755
00:59:40,611 --> 00:59:43,412
<i>I just love you so much,
chickadee.</i>

756
00:59:44,515 --> 00:59:46,415
<i>I hope you know that.</i>

757
00:59:49,086 --> 00:59:51,687
<i>911, what is your emergency?</i>

758
01:00:20,751 --> 01:00:22,918
So stupid.

759
01:00:24,254 --> 01:00:25,520
What makes it a bad kiss?

760
01:00:25,522 --> 01:00:27,389
There's biting. And it's fake.

761
01:00:27,391 --> 01:00:28,890
It's passionate.

762
01:00:28,892 --> 01:00:31,426
Have you ever worn a bra
to bed? No.

763
01:00:31,428 --> 01:00:33,662
Like, the director said,

764
01:00:33,664 --> 01:00:35,564
"have fun in the water!

765
01:00:35,566 --> 01:00:37,899
More fun! Lift her up!
Spin her around!"

766
01:01:32,222 --> 01:01:33,855
<i>What do you think of this one?</i>

767
01:01:33,857 --> 01:01:35,757
What do you think?

768
01:01:38,529 --> 01:01:41,430
<i>You know, you can have
ideas different than mine.</i>

769
01:01:41,432 --> 01:01:43,999
I can think one thing,
and you can think another.

770
01:01:45,836 --> 01:01:47,636
- Really?
- Yeah.

771
01:01:52,276 --> 01:01:55,077
<i>Babe, I know you
probably don't wanna see anyone</i>

772
01:01:55,079 --> 01:01:57,079
<i>and you're freaking out
about tomorrow.</i>

773
01:01:57,081 --> 01:01:58,814
<i>Please, do not give
a flying fuck</i>

774
01:01:58,816 --> 01:02:01,216
<i>about what anyone expects
you to say.</i>

775
01:02:01,218 --> 01:02:04,219
<i>I am coming over right now,
with a survival kit,</i>

776
01:02:04,221 --> 01:02:06,188
<i>so open the door.</i>

777
01:02:07,057 --> 01:02:09,357
<i>We're gonna take care of you.</i>

778
01:03:12,523 --> 01:03:14,990
Hey. CASSANDRA: Hi.

779
01:03:16,960 --> 01:03:19,060
- Hi.
- Hi.

780
01:03:20,297 --> 01:03:21,897
Give me your keys.

781
01:03:28,105 --> 01:03:29,905
Okay, come here.

782
01:03:34,111 --> 01:03:37,379
So, what I want you to do...

783
01:03:39,016 --> 01:03:41,683
is take off your pants.

784
01:03:41,685 --> 01:03:43,084
Come on.

785
01:03:44,521 --> 01:03:46,188
Right there.

786
01:03:47,591 --> 01:03:49,958
Full disclosure,
I did bring chocolate.

787
01:03:49,960 --> 01:03:51,893
I did eat it.

788
01:03:53,096 --> 01:03:54,663
It was either that,

789
01:03:54,665 --> 01:03:57,566
or die of starvation
or hypothermia.

790
01:03:57,568 --> 01:03:59,467
Well, I support your decision.

791
01:03:59,469 --> 01:04:01,469
- Are they off?
- Yeah.

792
01:04:01,471 --> 01:04:03,371
Now take off your bra.

793
01:04:04,441 --> 01:04:05,807
Lisa told me to take this
bottle.

794
01:04:05,809 --> 01:04:08,109
It's from our wedding.
Isn't that so nice?

795
01:04:08,111 --> 01:04:09,244
It's nice.

796
01:04:09,246 --> 01:04:11,179
Lisa's really nice.

797
01:04:11,181 --> 01:04:13,081
Yeah. She's a queen.

798
01:04:14,218 --> 01:04:15,317
Is it off?

799
01:04:15,319 --> 01:04:17,319
- Yep.
- Nice.

800
01:04:18,422 --> 01:04:20,889
Okay now, drink the...

801
01:04:20,891 --> 01:04:23,692
medium-quality lesbian
wedding wine.

802
01:04:23,694 --> 01:04:25,560
Just suck it back. Yeah.

803
01:04:25,562 --> 01:04:28,296
It's good. It's from 2017.

804
01:04:28,298 --> 01:04:29,764
Best year.

805
01:04:29,766 --> 01:04:31,399
Mm-mm.

806
01:04:31,401 --> 01:04:33,702
Good girl! Yes!

807
01:04:35,405 --> 01:04:36,938
Okay, now where's your lighter?

808
01:04:38,742 --> 01:04:41,309
You don't have a lighter?

809
01:04:41,311 --> 01:04:43,478
I was trying to give you some
sense of agency

810
01:04:43,480 --> 01:04:45,213
and empowerment.

811
01:04:45,215 --> 01:04:47,282
Yes, of course I have one.

812
01:04:53,190 --> 01:04:54,823
Where are you going?

813
01:04:55,926 --> 01:04:57,492
Smoking out the window?

814
01:04:57,494 --> 01:05:00,428
No, no, no. We are smoking
in bed.

815
01:05:00,430 --> 01:05:03,298
- Like adults. Get in.
- Ugh.

816
01:05:09,373 --> 01:05:12,007
Yes.

817
01:05:14,278 --> 01:05:16,011
Good girl!

818
01:05:18,615 --> 01:05:20,615
I'm not a good girl.

819
01:05:22,019 --> 01:05:23,551
I'm a shitty girl.

820
01:05:23,553 --> 01:05:25,921
I'm a shitty, selfish daughter.

821
01:05:26,957 --> 01:05:28,690
Why, because of Christmas?

822
01:05:28,692 --> 01:05:31,927
You were wasted.
That's what Christmas is for.

823
01:05:35,132 --> 01:05:36,698
Hey, it's okay, it's okay,
it's okay, it's okay.

824
01:05:36,700 --> 01:05:38,867
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.

825
01:05:38,869 --> 01:05:40,635
It's okay.

826
01:05:42,239 --> 01:05:43,571
Yeah.

827
01:05:45,175 --> 01:05:46,408
It's okay.

828
01:05:54,017 --> 01:05:56,251
- Cass?
- Yeah?

829
01:05:56,253 --> 01:05:58,853
Just back the fuck off, okay?

830
01:05:58,855 --> 01:06:01,323
I mean, you're hot, but like,
it's not happening.

831
01:06:03,360 --> 01:06:05,460
Come on!

832
01:06:05,462 --> 01:06:07,529
You are my type, but I mean...

833
01:06:07,531 --> 01:06:10,065
- Well, that's good to know.
- Mhm.

834
01:06:12,235 --> 01:06:14,202
<i>I was outta my mind.</i>

835
01:06:14,204 --> 01:06:15,804
Why did she listen to me?

836
01:06:15,806 --> 01:06:17,505
She shouldn't have listened
to me.

837
01:06:17,507 --> 01:06:19,374
Okay, hold on, hold on.

838
01:06:19,376 --> 01:06:21,376
Can I ask you something?

839
01:06:21,378 --> 01:06:23,144
Did you meet your mother?

840
01:06:23,146 --> 01:06:25,981
Because she never listened
to anyone.

841
01:06:25,983 --> 01:06:28,750
She made all her own choices.

842
01:06:28,752 --> 01:06:30,685
- This is true.
- Like, being a Mom.

843
01:06:30,687 --> 01:06:32,721
Elaine loved being a mom.

844
01:06:32,723 --> 01:06:34,155
That's why she chose it.

845
01:06:36,460 --> 01:06:37,993
You're right.

846
01:06:37,995 --> 01:06:40,195
- And she liked being at home.
- It made her feel good.

847
01:07:00,917 --> 01:07:03,018
<i>Hi, honey, it's your Mom.</i>

848
01:07:03,020 --> 01:07:06,421
It's Tuesday at uh, 8:53 p.m.

849
01:07:08,191 --> 01:07:09,758
<i>I've been thinking
about what you said</i>

850
01:07:09,760 --> 01:07:12,327
<i>at the Christmas party
the other night.</i>

851
01:07:12,329 --> 01:07:15,230
I know things got a little
heated there,

852
01:07:15,232 --> 01:07:17,065
and so, it was hard to hear,

853
01:07:17,067 --> 01:07:20,435
but well, not literally
hard to hear,

854
01:07:20,437 --> 01:07:22,037
because you were screaming
down my neck,

855
01:07:22,039 --> 01:07:24,572
<i>but I think you might be right.</i>

856
01:07:25,509 --> 01:07:28,076
I think there's truth in it.

857
01:07:28,078 --> 01:07:31,246
You have always been the truth
teller in our family,

858
01:07:31,248 --> 01:07:33,415
<i>and the old phrase,</i>

859
01:07:34,484 --> 01:07:36,284
"the truth shall set you free"

860
01:07:36,286 --> 01:07:38,620
seems appropriate.

861
01:07:40,223 --> 01:07:43,925
I'm gonna take another crack
at writing,

862
01:07:43,927 --> 01:07:46,995
<i>and don't laugh, dating,</i>

863
01:07:46,997 --> 01:07:49,264
<i>and well, everything.</i>

864
01:07:49,266 --> 01:07:52,200
Anyway, give me a call
when you have a minute.

865
01:07:52,202 --> 01:07:54,369
<i>I love you.</i>

866
01:08:02,245 --> 01:08:03,645
What? What?

867
01:08:03,647 --> 01:08:06,114
Honey, you forgot your present!

868
01:08:06,116 --> 01:08:09,617
Here, maybe you could
wear it tonight.

869
01:08:09,619 --> 01:08:13,021
Uh... I think I'm good like
this. I think...

870
01:08:13,990 --> 01:08:16,424
You don't like it?

871
01:08:16,426 --> 01:08:18,326
Honey, you can't wear that.

872
01:08:18,328 --> 01:08:19,894
Why not?

873
01:08:19,896 --> 01:08:22,397
Well, it looks like
you don't care.

874
01:08:22,399 --> 01:08:24,632
I don't. Okay.

875
01:08:24,634 --> 01:08:25,934
I don't.

876
01:08:25,936 --> 01:08:28,636
Well then, put this on.

877
01:08:29,706 --> 01:08:31,406
Honey, just put it on.

878
01:08:31,408 --> 01:08:33,108
- Come on! Just do it!
- Okay, okay.

879
01:08:33,110 --> 01:08:35,343
- Come on. Put it on.
- Okay, okay, okay.

880
01:08:35,345 --> 01:08:37,145
I'm doing it. I'm doing it!

881
01:08:38,482 --> 01:08:40,315
Here. Okay.

882
01:08:42,219 --> 01:08:43,885
- Put it on!
- I am!

883
01:08:43,887 --> 01:08:45,954
Let me... I'm doing it!
Let me do it! Mom!

884
01:08:45,956 --> 01:08:47,589
- Okay!
- I'm 30 years old,

885
01:08:47,591 --> 01:08:49,691
- I can dress myself.
- Fine.

886
01:08:54,564 --> 01:08:56,531
Okay.

887
01:09:01,771 --> 01:09:04,305
Mom! Oh my God.

888
01:09:04,307 --> 01:09:06,508
It's just... it's...

889
01:09:08,178 --> 01:09:09,577
it's not me.

890
01:09:09,579 --> 01:09:12,380
Well, sometimes you do
things for other people.

891
01:09:12,382 --> 01:09:14,516
You know a lot about that.

892
01:09:16,119 --> 01:09:18,720
And you wouldn't.

893
01:09:19,856 --> 01:09:22,924
There. It looks great.

894
01:09:22,926 --> 01:09:25,527
- What are you saying...
- are you saying I'm selfish?

895
01:09:25,529 --> 01:09:27,395
Are you saying I'm selfish?

896
01:09:27,397 --> 01:09:29,297
No, no I...

897
01:09:31,067 --> 01:09:33,301
No, no I know it's just...

898
01:09:34,404 --> 01:09:36,137
cool and all that,

899
01:09:36,139 --> 01:09:39,674
but how are men gonna know what
a wonderful girl you are,

900
01:09:39,676 --> 01:09:41,743
if you scare them off?

901
01:09:45,749 --> 01:09:46,948
Oh.

902
01:09:46,950 --> 01:09:48,883
It's true.

903
01:09:48,885 --> 01:09:51,152
- Well, there's your aunt Jane.
- Hello?

904
01:09:51,154 --> 01:09:52,954
Honey, the truth is,

905
01:09:52,956 --> 01:09:55,623
if you make yourself seem
available,

906
01:09:55,625 --> 01:09:58,493
or even a little flirtatious,

907
01:09:58,495 --> 01:10:00,662
you'll just make better tips.

908
01:10:00,664 --> 01:10:02,297
That's just the way it is.

909
01:10:02,299 --> 01:10:04,766
So you want me to whore
myself out,

910
01:10:04,768 --> 01:10:08,269
for like a few extra bucks
to like, shove in my bra?

911
01:10:09,506 --> 01:10:10,805
Whatever.

912
01:10:10,807 --> 01:10:13,641
Yep, that's exactly what I want.

913
01:10:14,711 --> 01:10:16,311
Noted, Mom.

914
01:10:16,313 --> 01:10:18,813
What did zero say to eight?

915
01:10:18,815 --> 01:10:20,915
- What?
- Nice belt.

916
01:10:22,185 --> 01:10:23,751
- Boo!
- Dad joke.

917
01:10:25,055 --> 01:10:26,955
You get it 'cause it's
the circle.

918
01:10:26,957 --> 01:10:29,157
Okay, okay. I got one.

919
01:10:29,159 --> 01:10:32,093
- Wow. Look at this.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

920
01:10:32,095 --> 01:10:34,128
This is...

921
01:10:34,130 --> 01:10:36,064
I don't know if you've ever
looked better.

922
01:10:36,066 --> 01:10:39,667
- Honestly like...
- This is Elaine's special.

923
01:10:42,072 --> 01:10:44,072
What's it called...
okay, Ar-Arlene's Babies,

924
01:10:44,074 --> 01:10:45,773
the one across
from the big Loblaws,

925
01:10:45,775 --> 01:10:48,543
and I was looking for a stroller

926
01:10:48,545 --> 01:10:50,545
for Dan and Amber,

927
01:10:50,547 --> 01:10:52,247
for a surprise Christmas
present.

928
01:10:52,249 --> 01:10:53,514
Aw.

929
01:10:53,516 --> 01:10:55,116
I was looking for one that
could manoeuvre easily

930
01:10:55,118 --> 01:10:56,484
through the snow.

931
01:10:56,486 --> 01:10:59,287
I wanna get this little nugget
the right set of wheels.

932
01:10:59,289 --> 01:11:01,789
And, one that's sturdy enough

933
01:11:01,791 --> 01:11:04,492
to pass on to the next nugget.

934
01:11:05,662 --> 01:11:07,729
<i>And the next one.</i>

935
01:11:07,731 --> 01:11:09,697
And the next one!

936
01:11:13,603 --> 01:11:15,637
Anyway, so there
were several options,

937
01:11:15,639 --> 01:11:17,939
but the one that I really liked
had a good set of wheels,

938
01:11:17,941 --> 01:11:20,608
and it had some coffee carrier,
and a doll -

939
01:11:20,610 --> 01:11:22,677
in case you didn't know
what a stroller was for -

940
01:11:22,679 --> 01:11:24,712
and so, I...

941
01:11:24,714 --> 01:11:27,915
I took it out onto the sidewalk
for a test drive.

942
01:11:29,052 --> 01:11:31,619
And I'm testing the grip,
and I'm...

943
01:11:31,621 --> 01:11:33,454
you know,
I didn't do any donuts,

944
01:11:33,456 --> 01:11:35,123
but I'm poppin' some wheelies,

945
01:11:35,125 --> 01:11:38,026
when a woman comes screaming
after me,

946
01:11:38,028 --> 01:11:39,894
"That's my baby!
She stole my baby!"

947
01:11:39,896 --> 01:11:42,764
It was a real baby.

948
01:11:42,766 --> 01:11:45,566
- The doll was a real baby!
- No!

949
01:11:48,271 --> 01:11:50,238
I mean,
it was so small and light,

950
01:11:50,240 --> 01:11:52,407
I really could've sworn
it was a doll!

951
01:11:54,210 --> 01:11:56,144
<i>Typical stupid Elaine manoeuvre.</i>

952
01:11:58,548 --> 01:12:01,049
- I got a funny story.
- Easy, Uncle Jake.

953
01:12:01,051 --> 01:12:03,051
I had to go to a Canadian
Tire the other day,

954
01:12:03,053 --> 01:12:05,553
because we had a bit of
a mishap with a raccoon.

955
01:12:05,555 --> 01:12:06,921
Oh boy.

956
01:12:06,923 --> 01:12:09,357
Honey, that is not
a Christmas story!

957
01:12:09,359 --> 01:12:11,192
Well, it's a family
of raccoons story,

958
01:12:11,194 --> 01:12:12,927
so it is kind of a Christmas
story.

959
01:12:12,929 --> 01:12:14,195
Oh!

960
01:12:14,197 --> 01:12:16,230
Mother.

961
01:12:22,472 --> 01:12:24,839
<i>She liked kids.</i>

962
01:12:24,841 --> 01:12:26,741
<i>She loved kids.</i>

963
01:12:26,743 --> 01:12:29,644
<i>My mother would make
things special</i>

964
01:12:30,647 --> 01:12:32,313
<i>for me and Danny.</i>

965
01:12:32,315 --> 01:12:33,781
<i>She was a writer.</i>

966
01:12:33,783 --> 01:12:36,217
<i>She wrote...</i>

967
01:12:36,219 --> 01:12:37,618
<i>she was an editor.</i>

968
01:12:37,620 --> 01:12:40,054
<i>She could make a great
blanket fort.</i>

969
01:12:40,056 --> 01:12:43,624
<i>My Mom was a sweet...
she was a musical person.</i>

970
01:12:43,626 --> 01:12:45,693
Oh my God.

971
01:12:45,695 --> 01:12:48,763
<i>My Mom was a good cook.</i>

972
01:12:50,367 --> 01:12:53,501
<i>Elaine was a great chef.</i>

973
01:12:53,503 --> 01:12:55,403
<i>She wrote poetry.</i>

974
01:12:55,405 --> 01:12:57,705
She...

975
01:12:57,707 --> 01:12:58,707
<i>my Mom...</i>

976
01:13:08,885 --> 01:13:11,018
- Oh my God, okay.
- We have an hour.

977
01:13:11,020 --> 01:13:12,820
- Ugh.
- Okay.

978
01:13:15,658 --> 01:13:17,091
Just breathe.

979
01:13:17,093 --> 01:13:19,460
Okay, that's enough breathing.

980
01:13:19,462 --> 01:13:21,963
All right. All right,

981
01:13:21,965 --> 01:13:23,931
look at this beauty!

982
01:13:24,901 --> 01:13:27,101
Let's do this!

983
01:13:27,103 --> 01:13:28,903
Nice, hot shower.

984
01:13:30,106 --> 01:13:32,473
- Okay, okay.
- There we go.

985
01:13:43,353 --> 01:13:44,986
- Come on.
- Thank you. Thank you.

986
01:13:44,988 --> 01:13:48,423
- Thank you so much for coming.
- Thank you.

987
01:13:48,425 --> 01:13:50,892
- Thank you for coming.
- Hi. Oh, you came.

988
01:13:50,894 --> 01:13:53,428
- The last time I saw her.
- What a shock. What a shock.

989
01:13:53,430 --> 01:13:55,430
It was just the other day.

990
01:13:58,835 --> 01:14:00,301
Did you call her?

991
01:14:00,303 --> 01:14:01,903
Shoot. No, I didn't call her.

992
01:14:01,905 --> 01:14:03,665
Are you ready to say
something, just in case?

993
01:14:06,509 --> 01:14:08,342
Can you go see if she's-
if she's coming?

994
01:14:08,344 --> 01:14:09,710
See if she's down the street?

995
01:14:09,712 --> 01:14:11,245
I think you should think
of something to say.

996
01:14:11,247 --> 01:14:12,847
I'm thinking of something
to say, I know.

997
01:14:12,849 --> 01:14:14,348
- I'll look.
- I just wish I had time

998
01:14:14,350 --> 01:14:16,117
- to think of something.
- You'll be okay-you'll be okay.

999
01:14:16,119 --> 01:14:18,252
What are you gonna say?

1000
01:14:18,254 --> 01:14:20,521
I wanna say...

1001
01:14:20,523 --> 01:14:23,558
I just want everyone to know
how incredible she was.

1002
01:14:25,662 --> 01:14:28,429
Wanna say,

1003
01:14:28,431 --> 01:14:31,532
what's incredible is how
much potential she had,

1004
01:14:31,534 --> 01:14:33,935
that no one else
ever got to see.

1005
01:14:35,038 --> 01:14:38,473
And then she died unfulfilled.

1006
01:14:38,475 --> 01:14:40,107
What a waste.

1007
01:14:40,109 --> 01:14:42,376
That's what I wanna say,
what a fuckin' waste.

1008
01:14:42,378 --> 01:14:45,480
Talking about what a waste
Mom's life was, at her funeral?

1009
01:14:45,482 --> 01:14:47,148
Good move, asshole.

1010
01:14:47,150 --> 01:14:49,183
It's not your Mom's fault,

1011
01:14:49,185 --> 01:14:51,052
- it's a much bigger problem.
- I'm not blaming her.

1012
01:14:51,054 --> 01:14:52,720
I'm just saying,

1013
01:14:52,722 --> 01:14:54,755
she could've been so much more,

1014
01:14:54,757 --> 01:14:56,924
and why don't we use
this opportunity,

1015
01:14:56,926 --> 01:14:59,360
so it doesn't keep happening,
and we learn from it?

1016
01:15:01,030 --> 01:15:02,864
But like, you want me
to be nice all the time,

1017
01:15:02,866 --> 01:15:04,832
just say nice things, like Mom?

1018
01:15:04,834 --> 01:15:06,267
You're not nice.

1019
01:15:06,269 --> 01:15:09,570
Throwing Mom under the bus
at her funeral isn't an option.

1020
01:15:09,572 --> 01:15:11,839
This is the last chance
to make it up to her.

1021
01:15:11,841 --> 01:15:14,041
So Mom was perfect. The end.

1022
01:15:14,043 --> 01:15:15,810
If I don't say this,

1023
01:15:15,812 --> 01:15:17,879
then I'm throwin' Mom under
the bus,

1024
01:15:17,881 --> 01:15:19,647
myself under the bus,

1025
01:15:19,649 --> 01:15:22,183
Aunt Jane, Moira, Gail, Bubba,

1026
01:15:22,185 --> 01:15:23,918
I'm throwin' them all
under the bus!

1027
01:15:23,920 --> 01:15:25,820
It's not the time
or the place...

1028
01:15:25,822 --> 01:15:28,723
- It's never the right time!
- It's never the right time!

1029
01:15:28,725 --> 01:15:31,759
It's not fair that I can't
just talk about this!

1030
01:15:31,761 --> 01:15:33,761
- Not fair?
- Seriously?

1031
01:15:33,763 --> 01:15:35,496
Okay, poor you.

1032
01:15:35,498 --> 01:15:37,798
You are a white, thin,
middle-class,

1033
01:15:37,800 --> 01:15:40,301
educated, hetero Canadian.

1034
01:15:40,303 --> 01:15:42,770
No one was ever stopped you
from saying anything

1035
01:15:42,772 --> 01:15:44,505
you wanted to say.

1036
01:15:44,507 --> 01:15:46,741
You have no idea
how lucky you've got it.

1037
01:15:46,743 --> 01:15:48,109
Cassandra!

1038
01:15:48,111 --> 01:15:50,111
We're all ready for ya, honey.
Come on in!

1039
01:15:56,486 --> 01:15:59,453
There's a place for you up
front, beside your Dad, okay?

1040
01:16:00,490 --> 01:16:02,490
You look beautiful.

1041
01:16:18,575 --> 01:16:20,708
Just tell the truth.

1042
01:17:19,936 --> 01:17:22,403
- Nice sweater.
- Mhm.

1043
01:17:23,940 --> 01:17:25,906
Good to see ya look
like a woman.

1044
01:17:33,483 --> 01:17:36,517
- Thanks...
- You're welcome.

1045
01:17:37,854 --> 01:17:40,955
Uncle Jake.

1046
01:17:40,957 --> 01:17:42,456
Ooh!

1047
01:17:44,027 --> 01:17:45,860
It's okay.

1048
01:17:45,862 --> 01:17:48,462
- I'm okay!
- Oh my God!

1049
01:17:49,599 --> 01:17:51,232
- These things happen.
- You all right?

1050
01:17:51,234 --> 01:17:52,433
Oh my God! I'm so sorry!

1051
01:17:52,435 --> 01:17:55,536
Teach you how to hold your
liquor, little lady.

1052
01:17:55,538 --> 01:17:57,571
- You okay?
- Dad, are you serious?

1053
01:17:57,573 --> 01:18:00,808
Oh my God, Danny,
what did you do?

1054
01:18:00,810 --> 01:18:04,445
Are you kidding me?

1055
01:18:04,447 --> 01:18:06,213
<i>Jesus, Cass.</i>

1056
01:18:06,215 --> 01:18:08,783
Who invited her?

1057
01:18:10,753 --> 01:18:12,920
- It's Granny's ornament.
- Oh shoot.

1058
01:18:12,922 --> 01:18:14,088
<i>Come on, it's no big deal!</i>

1059
01:18:14,090 --> 01:18:16,157
Here, just have a little
medicine.

1060
01:18:16,159 --> 01:18:19,160
- Excellent. That's...
- Here.

1061
01:18:20,563 --> 01:18:22,496
- Whoa.
- What?

1062
01:18:23,666 --> 01:18:25,266
Don't you think you've had
enough, chickadee?

1063
01:18:25,268 --> 01:18:28,269
No, you're not seriously
gonna lecture me

1064
01:18:28,271 --> 01:18:30,037
on how much I've had to drink?

1065
01:18:30,039 --> 01:18:32,039
This is a party, Mom!

1066
01:18:34,677 --> 01:18:36,677
Hey, hey, help me
get the lemon squares.

1067
01:18:36,679 --> 01:18:39,113
- No, I'm fine.
- Mom... I'm okay, Aunt Jane.

1068
01:18:39,115 --> 01:18:42,450
Like, how about the happy pills
that you and I both know

1069
01:18:42,452 --> 01:18:44,018
you should've stopped taking
years ago?

1070
01:18:44,020 --> 01:18:45,152
Okay.

1071
01:18:45,154 --> 01:18:46,921
Have I ever given you a hard
time about that?

1072
01:18:46,923 --> 01:18:48,556
I've never talked to you
about that.

1073
01:18:48,558 --> 01:18:50,658
- Okay, Cass, settle down.
- No.

1074
01:18:50,660 --> 01:18:51,992
No! Not settle down.

1075
01:18:51,994 --> 01:18:53,828
Cassandra, I think you're
going to regret...

1076
01:18:53,830 --> 01:18:56,731
What, I-I'm not gonna regret
speaking my mind, Mom.

1077
01:18:56,733 --> 01:18:58,833
I don't care!

1078
01:18:58,835 --> 01:19:01,302
Like, you're gonna regret
wasting your mind

1079
01:19:01,304 --> 01:19:03,370
on stupid shit!

1080
01:19:03,372 --> 01:19:06,173
Fucking baby buggies? Outfits?

1081
01:19:06,175 --> 01:19:08,743
Typical stupid Elaine maneuver?

1082
01:19:08,745 --> 01:19:11,545
Why don't you do something, Mom?

1083
01:19:11,547 --> 01:19:13,848
Why don't you like,
do something?

1084
01:19:13,850 --> 01:19:16,217
- You never even tried!
- All I do is try!

1085
01:19:16,219 --> 01:19:18,486
- Cass. Just shut up now.
- No, I'm cool.

1086
01:19:18,488 --> 01:19:20,187
- I'm good, Danny!
- Cass!

1087
01:19:20,189 --> 01:19:22,356
- I'm talking now!
- I'm talking now!

1088
01:19:22,358 --> 01:19:25,292
Like, why do you have to be
so nice all the time?

1089
01:19:25,294 --> 01:19:27,561
And now you've numbed yourself
to everything,

1090
01:19:27,563 --> 01:19:31,398
and you've wasted
your whole life!

1091
01:20:37,133 --> 01:20:39,433
<i>Elaine's family asked
me to thank everyone today,</i>

1092
01:20:39,435 --> 01:20:41,235
<i>for being here.</i>

1093
01:20:41,237 --> 01:20:44,038
<i>Of course, we're all drawn
here today</i>

1094
01:20:44,040 --> 01:20:46,841
<i>with a tremendous sense of loss.</i>

1095
01:20:48,344 --> 01:20:50,878
<i>I know you'll be comforting
one another today.</i>

1096
01:20:50,880 --> 01:20:53,380
<i>I'll do my best
to lead us toward</i>

1097
01:20:53,382 --> 01:20:55,950
<i>some sort of spiritual solace.</i>

1098
01:20:57,453 --> 01:21:00,855
<i>But I can tell you,
the greatest comfort today</i>

1099
01:21:00,857 --> 01:21:04,925
<i>will be in reflecting
on this vibrant life lived.</i>

1100
01:21:06,596 --> 01:21:09,997
<i>And your presence here today
is a testament to that.</i>

1101
01:21:14,103 --> 01:21:18,239
And now we'll hear from
Elaine's daughter, Cassandra.

1102
01:21:26,983 --> 01:21:28,716
Ugh!

1103
01:21:33,256 --> 01:21:36,257
Hey, you got this.

1104
01:22:10,326 --> 01:22:12,326
Ugh!

1105
01:22:23,472 --> 01:22:25,205
No. No. No.

1106
01:22:50,266 --> 01:22:52,833
Okay.

1107
01:23:13,589 --> 01:23:15,990
I'm so proud of you.

1108
01:23:16,926 --> 01:23:20,260
Remember, always use your voice.

1109
01:23:32,008 --> 01:23:34,408
I won't be very far away.

1110
01:24:24,860 --> 01:24:27,127
My Mom...

1111
01:24:27,129 --> 01:24:29,063
was many things.

1112
01:24:30,332 --> 01:24:33,133
And I loved her so much.

1113
01:24:34,804 --> 01:24:36,970
I remember,

1114
01:24:36,972 --> 01:24:39,473
I think it was my first memory,

1115
01:24:40,709 --> 01:24:45,579
that feeling of her warm skin
in the pool.

1116
01:24:50,119 --> 01:24:52,119
And when she would put me
to sleep,

1117
01:24:52,121 --> 01:24:55,022
she would hum,
and I would feel...

1118
01:25:02,765 --> 01:25:05,532
and I would feel
the vibration of her voice...

1119
01:25:05,534 --> 01:25:07,601
- In me.
- In me.

1120
01:25:11,040 --> 01:25:13,040
Against my cheek.

1121
01:25:14,977 --> 01:25:17,077
I remember her hands.

1122
01:25:22,151 --> 01:25:24,384
<i>And she always said to me,</i>

1123
01:25:25,955 --> 01:25:29,223
<i>that you can cure almost
anything with a hot bath.</i>

1124
01:25:35,397 --> 01:25:37,297
<i>Not this.</i>

1125
01:25:44,607 --> 01:25:46,573
<i>Once, she was
editing an essay of mine,</i>

1126
01:25:46,575 --> 01:25:48,475
<i>and she wrote this line.</i>

1127
01:25:48,477 --> 01:25:50,077
<i>We laughed about it, actually.</i>

1128
01:25:50,079 --> 01:25:51,678
<i>I yelled at her, actually,</i>

1129
01:25:51,680 --> 01:25:54,148
<i>but I'll never forget it.</i>

1130
01:25:54,150 --> 01:25:56,049
<i>"Her unassuming demeanour"</i>

1131
01:25:56,051 --> 01:25:58,085
<i>betrayed an internal landscape</i>

1132
01:25:58,087 --> 01:26:01,922
<i>"as vast and mournful
as any ancient poet."</i>

1133
01:26:04,059 --> 01:26:06,226
<i>It's true.</i>

1134
01:26:06,228 --> 01:26:10,130
<i>It's true that there was
so much no one got to see.</i>

1135
01:26:10,132 --> 01:26:11,665
<i>Or hear.</i>

1136
01:26:11,667 --> 01:26:13,734
<i>Or read. It makes me angry.</i>

1137
01:26:13,736 --> 01:26:15,736
<i>It makes me angry.</i>

1138
01:26:15,738 --> 01:26:17,938
<i>So much she could have given.</i>

1139
01:26:19,775 --> 01:26:22,109
<i>The world didn't make it
possible.</i>

1140
01:26:22,111 --> 01:26:24,011
<i>So...</i>

1141
01:26:24,013 --> 01:26:26,146
<i>so she gave it all to me.</i>

1142
01:26:26,148 --> 01:26:27,614
<i>And to Danny.</i>

1143
01:26:29,118 --> 01:26:31,919
<i>She doubted if she was enough.</i>

1144
01:26:31,921 --> 01:26:34,855
<i>Mom, Mom...</i>

1145
01:26:34,857 --> 01:26:38,225
<i>you were so much more
than enough.</i>

1146
01:26:38,227 --> 01:26:41,828
<i>You even gave me your blessing
to use my own voice.</i>

1147
01:26:41,830 --> 01:26:43,830
<i>- Thank you.
- I'm sorry.</i>

1148
01:26:43,832 --> 01:26:45,332
<i>Forgive me.</i>

1149
01:26:45,333 --> 01:26:46,833
<i>I'm just trying to understand</i>

1150
01:26:46,835 --> 01:26:48,035
<i>how to use my voice...</i>

1151
01:26:48,037 --> 01:26:49,836
<i>To figure out how to use it...</i>

1152
01:26:49,838 --> 01:26:51,572
<i>well.</i>