I Am Not an Easy Man (2018)

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Shall we add some blush?

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A NETFLIX ORIGINAL FILM

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You're perfect!

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What more can we do with you?

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I'M NOT AN EASY MAN

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We have the dress but no princess.

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- Oh no!
- What do we do?

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Give it to someone else.

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Who wants to wear

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Snow White's costume?

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Me!

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I was five.

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I was crazy about a girl
who'd never looked at me.

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You saved us!

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Finally I felt her eyes on me.

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Go on.

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It was amazing.

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Her name was Aurora.

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I thought I'd die.

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But you didn't.

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What does it mean?

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Is love dangerous?

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No, I'm not afraid of women.

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That's not a problem. Women like me.

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So why are you here?

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I told you.

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I spend too long brushing my teeth.

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At first, it took me three minutes
like dentists recommend.

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Now it takes me half an hour.

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If I don't do it, I feel anxious.

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Introducing...

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the "boner-o-meter"!

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A smartphone app that records
how often you have sex

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and lets you compare from year to year.

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We have a fun visual aid.

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Our guy's penis gets longer,

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the more sex he has.
Like Pinocchio's nose.

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One, two, three... 25 times.

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Now look here.

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There's a slight drop
but it's up again in 2016!

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What about women?

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Good question. Sophie?

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Right.

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Women are well-represented.

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We click on a tab

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to pull up their profile then hit select.

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Blonde, Asian,

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brunette...

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Is this a joke?

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Kind of.

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It's called humor.

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I could explain it better
over dinner tonight.

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It's great!

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I love it.

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It's fun, modern,
we can make a gay version.

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Jackpot!

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- A hit!
- Thanks, boss.

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- Care for a drink?
- That's a bit forward.

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No, Christophe Lamy
is signing his new book.

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The fat guy over there?

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Yes.

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Champagne? Orange juice?

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You're tall.

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Is it a problem?

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Champagne.

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What do you call
champagne and orange juice?

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A mimosa.

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Excuse me.

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Your mouth looks pretty when you say it.

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Say it again.

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Everything ok?

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Fine. I saw you hitting on him.

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Spare me!

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Did he bother you? It's not his style.

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You know him?

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Twenty years now.

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He's sweet.

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- Mimosa.
- Again.

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Navy suits you, Sybil.

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Makes you look serious.

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I came straight from work.

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What do you do? I always forget.

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- I'm a lawyer.
- Excuse me.

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Come here.

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Don't turn round.

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Tall brunette, hot lips.

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Dream on, she's gotta be gay.

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Who is she?

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Alexandra, my assistant. A nightmare.

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Damien!

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Princess!

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How are you?

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Where were you?

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Susan's ballet audition. We had to go.

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What about my book launch?

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The world keeps turning.

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What now? I'm hungry. Can we come over?

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Good idea!

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Not on a school night. I got lots to do.

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Lolo, be a sport.

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He's a scream.

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You have no clue.

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You only have yourself to think of.

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It's fun to come over all the time,

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but it means after work
I have to shop, cook and do the dishes.

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We clear the table.

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How kind of you.

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But it'd be nice to swap roles
on my birthday.

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Great idea!

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When is it?

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Ask Christophe.

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Come on, kids. Sybil?

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- Is it today?
- I'm in deep shit.

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Come on, for chrissakes.

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Get on it!

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Let's find a flower shop.

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She's a pain.

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You can go, Alexandra.

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See you tomorrow. Congrats again!

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And when will I see you?

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In another life.

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Deny it. Does she know you cheated?

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- No.
- Deny it! She has no proof.

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- Hi Erica.
- Hey Damien.

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Time for a quick drink?

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Don't tempt me,

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naughty girl!

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Damien?

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Buddy?

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FATHER LACHAISE CEMETERY

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The ambulance is coming.

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Can you see me?

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I'm here.

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MOTHER LACHAISE CEMETERY

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Step aside, young man.

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Can you hear me?

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Yes.

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Open your eyes wide.

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You're pretty.

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What happened?

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Two women were following us.

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We started to run and he hit the post.

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I was so scared.

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- How old are you?
- Mind your manners!

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Are you hurt? Have you been drinking?

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Do mimosas count?

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Stop it!

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Are you on any medication?

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The pill, right?

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Cut the crap, Christophe! Forgive him.

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I'm fine.

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I'm going to go home.

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How far is it?

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A few blocks. How about you?

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Lean on me.

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I'll be fine, thanks.

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Thanks, ladies.

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Goodbye, gentlemen.

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- Are you alright?
- I'm fine.

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You really scared me.

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Enjoying your stroll?

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Are you going out without us?

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I ordered pizza,
the kids are waiting for you.

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See you later.

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Sybil's cute, isn't she?

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She's not real brawny
but she's got something.

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A good catch.

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I'm not talking marriage!

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These jeans are too tight.

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Have I put on weight? Maybe they shrunk.

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You wearing a push-up?

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If your balls sag get 'em done.

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You're nuts!

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Yeah, it shows when they're fake.

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I'm cold.

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How much did we drink?

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Take my scarf.

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Call if you need me.

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Lift the seat, Susan!

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Dad, can you teach Susan
not to pee on the seat?

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Did you do your homework?

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Come here, Rocco. Who's Daddy's boy?

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Quit teasing me!

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Your Wonderpants are driving me crazy.

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After several accounts by men
were published

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by our fellow newswomen,

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many politicians have called
for the Paris deputess to step down.

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People are speaking out
and we expect to hear more.

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The question is, why now?

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What the hell?

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What are these clothes?

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Who put these here?

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That crazy Danish bitch?

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Where are my jeans?

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Fuck.

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Grey sweatpants.

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And a white T-shirt.

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Morning.

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Morning!

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Nice smile.

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Hotty.

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Hey! Where's Gladys?

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Hi Damien. In her office.

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Her office?

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Your top's a little see-through.

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- Does it turn you on?
- I'm not the problem.

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- Stop.
- Hi.

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Hey.

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Good morning!

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I see.

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Lots of gals in the office today.

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- Where are the men?
- We do our best.

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We need to talk.

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Nice T-shirt. Sexy.

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- I'm all yours.
- After you.

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I'll be blunt, I didn't pick your project.

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Have a seat.

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You did a great job.

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It's clever, maybe too much so.

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Is that what Marco said?

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Marco?

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I'm sorry, how rude. Coffee?

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Marco, two coffees please.

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Come on, Sophie, that's enough.

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Be realistic, Damien.

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The client prefers a more feminine humor,

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cruder but to the point.

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Yours is too delicate.

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It makes sense for a woman to get the gig.

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Super plus. I'm a heavy bleeder.

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You know I like you a lot.

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I like you too, more than you think.

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It wouldn't take much
to climb a rung or two.

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Fabienne's idea is great
because it's fun, it's modern,

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we can make a lesbian version. It's a hit!

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- You ok, Marco?
- Fine, and you?

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Lunch later? I brought my quinoa salad.

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Can I see what you chose?

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Here.

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"Vulv-o-meter"?

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No, you can't do this!

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- It's disgusting!
- See you later.

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I...

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Whatever you're playing at,

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you're gonna regret it.

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Sweetie, here's some advice.

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Take a few days off.

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You're overworked,
take some time for yourself.

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Go out, see pals, have a spa day,

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or else stay home with your cat,
just get it together.

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Will you shut up?

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It's my project.

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You hear me? Stop messing with me.

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Get out and don't come back.

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Nutcase.

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Dickhead.

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A beer, please.

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Good morning, sir.

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Ma'am? We'd like to order.

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May we order, please?

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I don't get veiled men.

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Why? What have we done?

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We're here for coffee, what's wrong?

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I say what I like.

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This is my place. I do what I want.

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It's always the same.

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Whether it's headscarves or short pants,

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men always get blamed.

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Women are never at fault!

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Isn't that true?

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Dad? Mom?

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Hello bunny! You look down.

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You got a hangdog look.

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Here we are.

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That's twenty.

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Here's ten and two makes twenty.

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Thank you, Mr. Fernandez.

278
00:16:27,958 --> 00:16:28,958
How's your dad?

279
00:16:29,042 --> 00:16:32,875
He's like you, never slacks off.
Still doing his nails.

280
00:16:33,417 --> 00:16:35,292
Details count!

281
00:16:36,708 --> 00:16:39,333
- See you next time.
- Goodbye Mr. Fernandez.

282
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:44,000
Are you having trouble at work, kitten?

283
00:16:44,167 --> 00:16:46,375
If only you had someone to lean on.

284
00:16:47,417 --> 00:16:49,078
Don't start again!

285
00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:51,167
I'd like to have grandkids.

286
00:16:53,958 --> 00:16:55,453
What did I say?

287
00:16:55,583 --> 00:16:58,370
You read the neurologist's report,

288
00:16:58,500 --> 00:17:00,245
he says the scan was clear.

289
00:17:00,375 --> 00:17:02,458
I don't need to see your X-rays.

290
00:17:03,833 --> 00:17:05,328
Something's wrong.

291
00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:10,167
Two guys thrown out of a bar
because of their headscarves!

292
00:17:11,375 --> 00:17:12,537
The world is insane!

293
00:17:12,667 --> 00:17:14,667
Or I've fallen into a black hole.

294
00:17:15,125 --> 00:17:16,500
A parallel universe.

295
00:17:16,875 --> 00:17:18,833
- You think so?
- Am I nuts?

296
00:17:19,625 --> 00:17:21,620
You seem entirely lucid.

297
00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:24,995
If I ask who our president is,

298
00:17:25,125 --> 00:17:26,245
you can tell me her name.

299
00:17:26,375 --> 00:17:30,000
But if you couldn't,
I'd refer you to a psychiatrist

300
00:17:30,792 --> 00:17:34,583
or have you committed.
But that doesn't seem necessary.

301
00:17:42,250 --> 00:17:43,333
Watch out!

302
00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:05,833
MOTHER LACHAISE CEMETERY

303
00:18:34,125 --> 00:18:35,250
Hi Sybil.

304
00:18:38,667 --> 00:18:40,250
I'm fine and you?

305
00:18:40,917 --> 00:18:43,000
Want to grab a drink tonight?

306
00:18:43,958 --> 00:18:45,250
Tonight?

307
00:19:01,792 --> 00:19:03,370
It's not what I thought.

308
00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:07,370
The gals at work said it was perfect
but they pulled a prank on me.

309
00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:09,287
It's ok, no worries!

310
00:19:09,417 --> 00:19:10,792
I love...

311
00:19:12,792 --> 00:19:13,620
Oh boy.

312
00:19:13,750 --> 00:19:15,125
I didn't notice...

313
00:19:16,833 --> 00:19:19,458
If you're uncomfortable we can leave.

314
00:19:20,083 --> 00:19:21,625
It's ok.

315
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,328
You're rocking the lumberjane look.

316
00:19:24,458 --> 00:19:26,125
Yep, I'm into plaid.

317
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,083
Wait, don't be scared.

318
00:19:29,625 --> 00:19:30,625
There.

319
00:19:31,167 --> 00:19:33,458
What'll you have? Champagne?

320
00:19:34,417 --> 00:19:36,620
Nah, gives me heartburn.

321
00:19:36,750 --> 00:19:37,578
What?

322
00:19:37,708 --> 00:19:40,745
White gives me heartburn.
I'll have a beer.

323
00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:42,875
So much for the beer gut!

324
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,000
Sorry.

325
00:19:49,375 --> 00:19:51,083
You've got a lovely smile.

326
00:19:52,542 --> 00:19:54,625
- Really?
- No one's told you before?

327
00:19:55,125 --> 00:19:57,542
No, but thanks.

328
00:19:58,875 --> 00:20:00,375
Are you on something?

329
00:20:00,958 --> 00:20:02,333
Maybe.

330
00:20:03,875 --> 00:20:05,667
High on shrooms?

331
00:20:06,583 --> 00:20:07,958
Sorry.

332
00:20:13,167 --> 00:20:14,500
I'm sorry.

333
00:20:22,125 --> 00:20:24,662
He left me because I didn't want kids

334
00:20:24,792 --> 00:20:28,042
and his biological clock was ticking.

335
00:20:30,583 --> 00:20:31,583
You got kids?

336
00:20:31,917 --> 00:20:32,917
No.

337
00:20:32,958 --> 00:20:34,370
Not too painful?

338
00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:36,417
It's a choice or else I would.

339
00:20:38,083 --> 00:20:41,125
Guys like you are brave.

340
00:21:00,167 --> 00:21:02,333
- Where's the light?
- There.

341
00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:08,995
Sorry, I can't.

342
00:21:09,125 --> 00:21:10,292
Why?

343
00:21:10,750 --> 00:21:12,750
You look like a monkey!

344
00:21:13,333 --> 00:21:14,458
So what?

345
00:21:16,042 --> 00:21:18,042
I can't touch you.

346
00:21:18,875 --> 00:21:19,953
Sibyl, come on.

347
00:21:20,083 --> 00:21:21,792
Test your boundaries.

348
00:21:22,750 --> 00:21:24,120
It's just dirty.

349
00:21:24,250 --> 00:21:25,370
Close your eyes.

350
00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:26,500
Listen.

351
00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:29,125
I'm a monkey!

352
00:21:36,042 --> 00:21:39,500
It's a forward pass! Throw her the ball!

353
00:21:40,250 --> 00:21:43,162
Can I have some cash?
I need deodorant pads.

354
00:21:43,292 --> 00:21:44,995
Dad deals with boys' stuff.

355
00:21:45,125 --> 00:21:46,787
It's just nature.

356
00:21:46,917 --> 00:21:48,750
Use mine, I'll buy more.

357
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:50,042
Bye, Damien.

358
00:21:52,667 --> 00:21:54,875
- I'm off to ballet.
- Bye!

359
00:21:57,042 --> 00:21:59,083
Maybe your hormones are off.

360
00:21:59,583 --> 00:22:01,203
You're nervous, losing hair,

361
00:22:01,333 --> 00:22:03,042
you need to do something.

362
00:22:03,667 --> 00:22:05,953
It takes work to look good.

363
00:22:06,083 --> 00:22:09,917
What happened yesterday
was a wake-up call.

364
00:22:10,375 --> 00:22:11,542
We're older now.

365
00:22:12,375 --> 00:22:13,912
We used to be sexy

366
00:22:14,042 --> 00:22:15,495
in jeans and a T-shirt,

367
00:22:15,625 --> 00:22:17,167
but now it's not enough.

368
00:22:17,542 --> 00:22:20,370
What'd you decide about your job?

369
00:22:20,500 --> 00:22:22,042
Where's the damn referee?

370
00:22:23,250 --> 00:22:25,375
That's a foul! Give her a red card!

371
00:22:25,917 --> 00:22:28,000
Your cupcakes are killer, hon.

372
00:22:28,417 --> 00:22:30,792
Please eat them, otherwise I will.

373
00:22:31,375 --> 00:22:33,245
Fired for gross misconduct,

374
00:22:33,375 --> 00:22:34,578
they'll eat you alive.

375
00:22:34,708 --> 00:22:36,328
Lolo and I talked.

376
00:22:36,458 --> 00:22:38,125
Dear, tell him his options.

377
00:22:38,792 --> 00:22:41,625
You can sue them. But it'll take forever.

378
00:22:42,292 --> 00:22:46,287
You should enlist the support
of a masculist group

379
00:22:46,417 --> 00:22:49,120
that fights discrimination
against men at work.

380
00:22:49,250 --> 00:22:51,828
Those English bitches are offside!

381
00:22:51,958 --> 00:22:53,250
Look at that!

382
00:22:53,750 --> 00:22:54,750
Watch this.

383
00:22:54,792 --> 00:22:55,875
On her own!

384
00:22:56,333 --> 00:22:58,287
Fantastic!

385
00:22:58,417 --> 00:23:00,037
I'm weeping for joy.

386
00:23:00,167 --> 00:23:01,708
Come on, sweetie... Try!

387
00:23:03,792 --> 00:23:04,620
Beautiful!

388
00:23:04,750 --> 00:23:06,792
Lolo! You're peeing!

389
00:23:07,917 --> 00:23:09,958
My water broke. Where's the car keys?

390
00:23:10,208 --> 00:23:12,542
- Shouldn't I drive?
- I'm not made of glass.

391
00:23:16,708 --> 00:23:18,917
Take a deep breath and push.

392
00:23:20,667 --> 00:23:21,917
Now stop.

393
00:23:22,625 --> 00:23:25,208
Let the shoulders through...

394
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,787
I'm sorry, it happened early

395
00:23:38,917 --> 00:23:40,745
or I'd have planned ahead.

396
00:23:40,875 --> 00:23:42,083
It's his boss.

397
00:23:43,708 --> 00:23:44,578
What's up?

398
00:23:44,708 --> 00:23:46,578
His paternity leave is starting.

399
00:23:46,708 --> 00:23:48,375
- She's in a jam.
- Who?

400
00:23:48,792 --> 00:23:49,833
Alexandra.

401
00:23:54,708 --> 00:23:56,375
Alexandra Lamour, who else?

402
00:23:57,417 --> 00:23:58,417
Right!

403
00:23:58,958 --> 00:23:59,828
Of course.

404
00:23:59,958 --> 00:24:04,250
I'll brief whoever you choose.

405
00:24:04,708 --> 00:24:06,417
I dunno, we'll find someone.

406
00:24:13,083 --> 00:24:14,250
Not a bad idea.

407
00:24:15,375 --> 00:24:16,833
Happy to help out.

408
00:24:19,667 --> 00:24:21,292
I may have a solution.

409
00:26:10,542 --> 00:26:11,708
It's open!

410
00:26:17,167 --> 00:26:18,167
Come in.

411
00:26:18,250 --> 00:26:20,417
Take your shoes off first.

412
00:26:20,750 --> 00:26:22,417
Sure. Sorry.

413
00:26:26,292 --> 00:26:29,125
Navy suits you, makes you look serious.

414
00:26:30,875 --> 00:26:32,667
Come here, Fabien. Don't be shy.

415
00:26:35,500 --> 00:26:36,667
Damien.

416
00:26:39,167 --> 00:26:40,500
You're tall.

417
00:26:41,208 --> 00:26:42,208
Is it a problem?

418
00:26:42,250 --> 00:26:44,792
No, it's fine.

419
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:47,870
What's that?

420
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,620
Ziggy. She's my chameleon.

421
00:26:50,750 --> 00:26:51,750
Watch,

422
00:26:51,792 --> 00:26:54,083
she's gonna devour her guest.

423
00:27:00,292 --> 00:27:01,292
What's wrong?

424
00:27:02,042 --> 00:27:04,953
Are my abs distracting you?

425
00:27:05,083 --> 00:27:06,792
Go ahead. Hard as iron.

426
00:27:10,583 --> 00:27:11,583
Harder.

427
00:27:12,250 --> 00:27:13,833
- I'll hurt you.
- Doubt it.

428
00:27:15,958 --> 00:27:16,958
Ok.

429
00:27:18,083 --> 00:27:19,703
I'm in a rush this morning.

430
00:27:19,833 --> 00:27:20,833
A couple of things.

431
00:27:20,917 --> 00:27:24,125
Coffee? No, you make it while I get ready.

432
00:27:24,458 --> 00:27:25,542
I like it strong.

433
00:27:27,208 --> 00:27:29,625
I like you strong.

434
00:27:40,792 --> 00:27:42,625
That's Mollino's car!

435
00:27:43,375 --> 00:27:45,208
How do you know?

436
00:27:45,417 --> 00:27:48,245
The shape. It's a knockout.

437
00:27:48,375 --> 00:27:49,500
I drove it.

438
00:27:50,083 --> 00:27:51,958
- The Nardi Bisiluro?
- The one.

439
00:27:52,667 --> 00:27:54,995
- Giannini engine.
- 735 cc.

440
00:27:55,125 --> 00:27:56,745
- 62 hp.
- 7000 rpm.

441
00:27:56,875 --> 00:27:58,953
- 990 pounds.
- 24 hours of Le Mans...

442
00:27:59,083 --> 00:28:00,500
1955.

443
00:28:04,292 --> 00:28:07,662
Alright. Your desk is here.

444
00:28:07,792 --> 00:28:09,787
That one's mine, hands off.

445
00:28:09,917 --> 00:28:11,875
I'll give you a to-do list.

446
00:28:12,333 --> 00:28:14,495
It's boring but it'll save my life.

447
00:28:14,625 --> 00:28:15,750
I love Post-Its.

448
00:28:17,917 --> 00:28:20,995
You'll meet Mr. Martel, my housekeeper.

449
00:28:21,125 --> 00:28:23,000
I do my writing elsewhere.

450
00:28:23,250 --> 00:28:25,370
I won't see you today?

451
00:28:25,500 --> 00:28:26,875
Be a good boy.

452
00:28:27,792 --> 00:28:29,375
Can I ask what you're writing?

453
00:28:29,583 --> 00:28:30,583
No.

454
00:28:31,042 --> 00:28:32,167
You can't.

455
00:28:48,667 --> 00:28:52,667
Of Mice and Women, Jane Steinbeck
Mister Bovary, Georgia Flaubert

456
00:29:56,292 --> 00:29:57,708
Have you read her books?

457
00:29:58,333 --> 00:29:59,375
Nope.

458
00:29:59,542 --> 00:30:00,875
You should.

459
00:30:01,458 --> 00:30:04,750
Not because they're bestsellers.
I'm not like that.

460
00:30:05,083 --> 00:30:08,625
Her stories carry me away.

461
00:30:09,667 --> 00:30:12,167
You can tell a woman wrote them.
So powerful.

462
00:30:13,167 --> 00:30:15,125
Because a woman wrote them?

463
00:30:16,417 --> 00:30:18,333
Why'd I say that? It's dumb.

464
00:30:18,792 --> 00:30:19,958
It is.

465
00:30:20,458 --> 00:30:23,328
I mean they're not sentimental.

466
00:30:23,458 --> 00:30:27,000
There's lots of suspense... I love them!

467
00:30:29,167 --> 00:30:32,162
Hello, I'd like to book
a table for Ms. Lamour

468
00:30:32,292 --> 00:30:34,167
tomorrow evening, for two.

469
00:30:35,542 --> 00:30:38,583
If it's nicer by the patio, sure.

470
00:30:40,083 --> 00:30:41,625
Who's she dining with?

471
00:30:44,208 --> 00:30:47,083
I don't keep a record. I couldn't keep up!

472
00:31:03,833 --> 00:31:05,000
Want a hand?

473
00:31:06,208 --> 00:31:07,958
No thanks, I'm almost there.

474
00:31:09,083 --> 00:31:11,912
Give me that.
You'll hurt that pretty back.

475
00:31:12,042 --> 00:31:14,500
- Did you check me out?
- I did.

476
00:31:15,042 --> 00:31:17,120
I'm only trying to help.

477
00:31:17,250 --> 00:31:18,250
Come on!

478
00:31:18,542 --> 00:31:21,620
No, it's ok. Actually, I've had enough.

479
00:31:21,750 --> 00:31:23,453
I did everything on the list.

480
00:31:23,583 --> 00:31:26,167
There's your water, here are your keys...

481
00:31:27,542 --> 00:31:30,083
- What do you mean?
- Let's be honest.

482
00:31:30,708 --> 00:31:32,578
I'm not cut out for the job.

483
00:31:32,708 --> 00:31:34,662
What's wrong? You're edgy.

484
00:31:34,792 --> 00:31:36,125
Are you burned out?

485
00:31:36,583 --> 00:31:39,125
You really want to know what's wrong?

486
00:31:39,417 --> 00:31:40,417
I don't belong here.

487
00:31:40,458 --> 00:31:42,792
I woke up one morning in a crazy world

488
00:31:43,125 --> 00:31:45,708
where women tell me what to do.

489
00:31:46,500 --> 00:31:48,953
Spare me the masculist babble!

490
00:31:49,083 --> 00:31:51,250
You don't get it! How can I explain?

491
00:31:52,542 --> 00:31:55,870
Imagine a world where women
dress up to please me.

492
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:59,333
Sometimes I even whistle at them
if they're sexy.

493
00:31:59,750 --> 00:32:00,828
How awful!

494
00:32:00,958 --> 00:32:02,037
You mean wonderful!

495
00:32:02,167 --> 00:32:05,203
A world where I'm no one's secretary,

496
00:32:05,333 --> 00:32:08,620
I design apps
for a mobile marketing agency.

497
00:32:08,750 --> 00:32:09,912
I'm an engineer.

498
00:32:10,042 --> 00:32:12,625
My boss thinks I'm a genius.

499
00:32:13,375 --> 00:32:15,662
I apologize.

500
00:32:15,792 --> 00:32:19,328
I completely forgot
to ask for your résumé.

501
00:32:19,458 --> 00:32:22,500
But it's your fault, you distracted me.

502
00:32:23,208 --> 00:32:25,917
With a fat-ass like Christophe,

503
00:32:26,375 --> 00:32:27,750
I kept a cool head.

504
00:32:28,333 --> 00:32:29,583
You're a lost cause.

505
00:32:30,167 --> 00:32:33,370
Don't get in a huff.
I'll take you for a spin.

506
00:32:33,500 --> 00:32:34,953
This baby's not so bad.

507
00:32:35,083 --> 00:32:37,162
I don't give a shit about your car!

508
00:32:37,292 --> 00:32:38,958
Do you think I'm impressed?

509
00:32:39,542 --> 00:32:41,917
Besides, alloy wheels are for hicks!

510
00:32:54,625 --> 00:32:57,833
I need you to punch my train ticket

511
00:33:04,667 --> 00:33:06,667
Do you feel it?

512
00:33:07,625 --> 00:33:08,625
What?

513
00:33:09,958 --> 00:33:10,958
Take this!

514
00:33:18,375 --> 00:33:19,375
Are you ok?

515
00:33:25,208 --> 00:33:26,792
We're not done.

516
00:33:34,458 --> 00:33:35,958
That's going too far.

517
00:33:39,208 --> 00:33:40,250
What the hell?

518
00:33:41,750 --> 00:33:43,703
- What?
- What was that?

519
00:33:43,833 --> 00:33:45,995
Rocco, my cat.

520
00:33:46,125 --> 00:33:48,370
He doesn't like people in my bed.

521
00:33:48,500 --> 00:33:50,203
Can you leave, please?

522
00:33:50,333 --> 00:33:52,333
Ouch, that hurts!

523
00:33:58,917 --> 00:34:00,375
You were wild today.

524
00:34:07,708 --> 00:34:09,333
Back among the living?

525
00:34:14,250 --> 00:34:15,625
That's too much.

526
00:34:16,125 --> 00:34:17,458
You're worth it.

527
00:34:18,500 --> 00:34:20,870
- Did you get your advance?
- Soon.

528
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:22,458
Big shot.

529
00:34:22,625 --> 00:34:25,078
How can you spend what you don't have?

530
00:34:25,208 --> 00:34:27,333
I borrow, here and there.

531
00:34:28,458 --> 00:34:32,333
Watch out, one day
you'll get your face smashed in.

532
00:34:32,875 --> 00:34:34,708
Shall I order take-out?

533
00:34:35,958 --> 00:34:36,958
No.

534
00:34:39,417 --> 00:34:41,042
A client's waiting.

535
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:43,412
Don't forget this.

536
00:34:43,542 --> 00:34:45,120
It's not mine.

537
00:34:45,250 --> 00:34:47,458
I don't leave my toothbrush here.

538
00:35:49,708 --> 00:35:53,333
Annabelle fucked all of Paris
without any pleasure.

539
00:35:56,875 --> 00:35:59,708
Annabelle fucked all of Paris.

540
00:37:11,208 --> 00:37:13,333
I'M NOT AN EASY MAN

541
00:37:18,917 --> 00:37:20,953
Not sure it's my thing.

542
00:37:21,083 --> 00:37:21,912
Me neither.

543
00:37:22,042 --> 00:37:25,912
When Lolo talked about Tits for Tat,
I thought it was a sex shop.

544
00:37:26,042 --> 00:37:27,625
TITS FOR TAT!

545
00:37:30,167 --> 00:37:33,042
Good morning! I'm Christophe.

546
00:37:33,208 --> 00:37:37,375
There's as much sexism
in young start-ups as anywhere else.

547
00:37:37,667 --> 00:37:39,995
It's more ambiguous and subtle

548
00:37:40,125 --> 00:37:42,370
but sadly, I've heard it all before.

549
00:37:42,500 --> 00:37:44,500
We'll do what we can for you.

550
00:37:44,792 --> 00:37:47,708
But Tits for Tat
is really an action group.

551
00:37:48,417 --> 00:37:51,495
We wear our boobs
at female-dominated events.

552
00:37:51,625 --> 00:37:53,875
Board meetings, the Medical Association,

553
00:37:54,083 --> 00:37:56,162
festivals. And we act like them.

554
00:37:56,292 --> 00:37:58,125
The more the merrier.

555
00:37:58,292 --> 00:38:00,828
It's an exchange. Like sex.

556
00:38:00,958 --> 00:38:02,417
I see.

557
00:38:03,125 --> 00:38:04,167
Give and take.

558
00:38:05,542 --> 00:38:07,917
There's three of us. Two plus one.

559
00:38:08,833 --> 00:38:10,042
She's the future too.

560
00:38:10,792 --> 00:38:12,125
That's sweet.

561
00:38:14,500 --> 00:38:15,328
Yep.

562
00:38:15,458 --> 00:38:16,500
My shoulders?

563
00:38:20,083 --> 00:38:21,292
Do you like them?

564
00:38:23,333 --> 00:38:24,333
Yes.

565
00:38:27,042 --> 00:38:28,708
They aren't round enough.

566
00:38:31,125 --> 00:38:33,620
I'm not sure where the bowl goes!

567
00:38:33,750 --> 00:38:36,417
- I'll leave it out!
- Thanks, Dad.

568
00:38:37,542 --> 00:38:40,995
It was nice to have us over.

569
00:38:41,125 --> 00:38:43,625
You must have better things to do.

570
00:38:46,500 --> 00:38:48,833
Maybe I'm a little psychic.

571
00:38:49,625 --> 00:38:52,287
See who it is, don't mind us.

572
00:38:52,417 --> 00:38:54,500
Maybe a girl asking you out.

573
00:38:56,042 --> 00:38:59,542
You need to get out there
to meet your soulmate.

574
00:39:00,792 --> 00:39:02,458
Aren't you seeing anyone?

575
00:39:06,833 --> 00:39:09,625
And my nipples? Do you like them?

576
00:39:10,875 --> 00:39:13,583
You never introduce us to anyone.

577
00:39:14,583 --> 00:39:15,875
I don't get it.

578
00:39:16,667 --> 00:39:19,037
You're adorable, you look young,

579
00:39:19,167 --> 00:39:22,042
you don't plan to just live with your cat.

580
00:39:22,333 --> 00:39:23,453
There must be one woman...

581
00:39:23,583 --> 00:39:25,328
What don't you get?

582
00:39:25,458 --> 00:39:29,120
There's not one woman, there are 3,000!

583
00:39:29,250 --> 00:39:31,662
I use more condoms than anyone in Paris,

584
00:39:31,792 --> 00:39:34,620
in case you're worried.
You've never met anyone

585
00:39:34,750 --> 00:39:37,625
because I can't even remember their names!

586
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:41,078
"11 p.m. at the Normandy hotel bar."

587
00:39:41,208 --> 00:39:43,037
I don't even know who she is!

588
00:39:43,167 --> 00:39:45,328
I churn 'em out like sausages!

589
00:39:45,458 --> 00:39:49,542
What's the big fucking deal
about being a single man?

590
00:39:50,500 --> 00:39:53,042
It takes time to make good sausages.

591
00:39:59,417 --> 00:40:00,245
Bar, please?

592
00:40:00,375 --> 00:40:01,750
In the back.

593
00:40:10,667 --> 00:40:12,370
Lumberjane's back.

594
00:40:12,500 --> 00:40:15,162
- I saw him.
- Not bad, but...

595
00:40:15,292 --> 00:40:17,042
He made it!

596
00:40:19,208 --> 00:40:20,953
Yesterday wasn't enough?

597
00:40:21,083 --> 00:40:22,750
Wasn't I clear?

598
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,620
You made yourself very clear,

599
00:40:25,750 --> 00:40:28,703
and I don't intend
to offer you work again.

600
00:40:28,833 --> 00:40:29,833
Champagne?

601
00:40:30,792 --> 00:40:32,042
Brut or rosé?

602
00:40:32,417 --> 00:40:35,208
Gentlemen prefer rosé.

603
00:40:35,667 --> 00:40:36,667
Brut.

604
00:40:40,250 --> 00:40:41,375
Same.

605
00:40:42,917 --> 00:40:44,917
What do you call
champagne and orange juice?

606
00:40:47,375 --> 00:40:48,625
A mimosa.

607
00:40:52,833 --> 00:40:55,667
I thought about your alternate world.

608
00:40:56,208 --> 00:40:58,000
It got me thinking.

609
00:40:58,500 --> 00:40:59,500
Did it?

610
00:41:00,917 --> 00:41:03,162
It's not so bad for women in your world.

611
00:41:03,292 --> 00:41:04,787
They get gifts,

612
00:41:04,917 --> 00:41:06,162
doors are held open.

613
00:41:06,292 --> 00:41:07,292
You're kidding.

614
00:41:07,375 --> 00:41:08,458
No, why?

615
00:41:09,833 --> 00:41:12,250
Of course, you wouldn't know.

616
00:41:12,750 --> 00:41:15,953
You were so manly before,
now you're like a girl.

617
00:41:16,083 --> 00:41:17,495
I forgot my garter belt.

618
00:41:17,625 --> 00:41:19,787
Do you ever stop? It must be exhausting.

619
00:41:19,917 --> 00:41:21,703
Do you ever forget you're a woman?

620
00:41:21,833 --> 00:41:24,125
- I'm not obsessed with it.
- Liar.

621
00:41:24,750 --> 00:41:28,500
When you wake up, piss, shower,
do your boxing,

622
00:41:29,125 --> 00:41:32,167
when you sign books for your fans,

623
00:41:32,750 --> 00:41:34,917
when you ogle a guy in the street,

624
00:41:35,125 --> 00:41:38,000
his legs, his neck, his ass,

625
00:41:38,833 --> 00:41:41,042
when you bed him, make him come,

626
00:41:42,417 --> 00:41:44,583
do you forget who does all that?

627
00:41:48,375 --> 00:41:51,078
Feminine psychology
isn't your strong point.

628
00:41:51,208 --> 00:41:52,792
We're the same, Alexandra.

629
00:41:53,250 --> 00:41:55,750
I make dates in hotel bars too.

630
00:41:56,750 --> 00:41:58,333
Are the rooms comfy?

631
00:42:03,917 --> 00:42:04,917
So then,

632
00:42:05,792 --> 00:42:08,453
if I understand, in your world,

633
00:42:08,583 --> 00:42:11,750
women fight to split the housework?

634
00:42:12,958 --> 00:42:15,833
What's a male condom like?
Small and tight?

635
00:42:16,042 --> 00:42:18,667
Very easy to put on. Wanna see?

636
00:42:19,042 --> 00:42:22,662
The female ones
have never caught on for us.

637
00:42:22,792 --> 00:42:26,833
Did they repave the road
after your UFO landed?

638
00:42:27,208 --> 00:42:29,875
You think I'm drunk? I am.

639
00:42:30,833 --> 00:42:33,542
But if you tease me, I'll shut up.

640
00:42:33,792 --> 00:42:37,245
You make me feel alive.
I could listen to you for hours.

641
00:42:37,375 --> 00:42:38,412
Really?

642
00:42:38,542 --> 00:42:39,578
What?

643
00:42:39,708 --> 00:42:41,250
- Can't I kiss you?
- No.

644
00:42:41,875 --> 00:42:45,245
You're going to take a nice cab home.

645
00:42:45,375 --> 00:42:46,750
Don't you like me?

646
00:42:48,417 --> 00:42:50,078
You're delightful,

647
00:42:50,208 --> 00:42:52,703
but I never take advantage of a drunk boy.

648
00:42:52,833 --> 00:42:54,875
What's that? Gallantry?

649
00:42:55,542 --> 00:42:58,495
Call it what you like: manners, courtesy.

650
00:42:58,625 --> 00:43:00,208
You'll thank me tomorrow.

651
00:43:00,625 --> 00:43:04,250
Don't you get it? No kiss, your miss.

652
00:43:06,083 --> 00:43:08,078
- Come on.
- Don't be a prude.

653
00:43:08,208 --> 00:43:10,208
You're gorgeous and you know it.

654
00:43:10,833 --> 00:43:12,667
Next time, no whisky for you.

655
00:43:14,250 --> 00:43:17,120
There is no next time. Didn't you hear me?

656
00:43:17,250 --> 00:43:19,292
Take it or leave it. So?

657
00:43:19,667 --> 00:43:20,828
So goodnight.

658
00:43:20,958 --> 00:43:24,578
Ma'am, make sure
he makes it inside safely.

659
00:43:24,708 --> 00:43:27,662
No, to the Champs-Elysées, any nightclub!

660
00:43:27,792 --> 00:43:29,412
I don't need a broad like her.

661
00:43:29,542 --> 00:43:31,745
I get all the chicks I want!

662
00:43:31,875 --> 00:43:34,708
Black ones, white ones, young ones...

663
00:43:35,292 --> 00:43:36,828
And they have jobs like...

664
00:43:36,958 --> 00:43:41,245
Cleaning lady, childcare worker,
nurse, secretary...

665
00:43:41,375 --> 00:43:44,542
No way. I couldn't have a woman secretary.

666
00:43:44,792 --> 00:43:47,537
But you could be one, Alexandra.

667
00:43:47,667 --> 00:43:49,412
You would work for me!

668
00:43:49,542 --> 00:43:51,750
You wouldn't exist as you are.

669
00:43:52,250 --> 00:43:53,703
And if you didn't...

670
00:43:53,833 --> 00:43:56,583
A masculist. A new conquest for you.

671
00:43:57,458 --> 00:43:59,125
This time it's different.

672
00:44:00,542 --> 00:44:01,833
Damien is my new novel.

673
00:44:02,750 --> 00:44:05,953
You haven't written a line
in over three years.

674
00:44:06,083 --> 00:44:08,417
I'd like to show

675
00:44:09,042 --> 00:44:12,167
that these guys aren't that different.

676
00:44:12,750 --> 00:44:15,328
What do they dream of? Settling down.

677
00:44:15,458 --> 00:44:17,412
They want us to love them,

678
00:44:17,542 --> 00:44:19,875
hold them in our arms, reassure them.

679
00:44:20,458 --> 00:44:22,708
So once I'm under his skin,

680
00:44:23,042 --> 00:44:26,417
however masculist he claims to be,
he'll be trapped.

681
00:44:26,833 --> 00:44:30,203
And when I leave him,
he'll go home crying to daddy.

682
00:44:30,333 --> 00:44:33,125
My book's going to teach him a lesson.

683
00:44:35,292 --> 00:44:37,292
It'll create a huge buzz.

684
00:44:37,500 --> 00:44:40,953
Whatshername had to resign
from government.

685
00:44:41,083 --> 00:44:44,917
Masculist testosterone is raging,
your timing's brash!

686
00:44:45,792 --> 00:44:49,125
I'm going to need an advance.

687
00:44:50,667 --> 00:44:53,750
You're forgetting
you've already gotten so much.

688
00:44:54,417 --> 00:44:57,245
Give me something to read
and I'll fight for you.

689
00:44:57,375 --> 00:44:58,958
Annie, I'm in deep shit.

690
00:45:01,167 --> 00:45:02,583
That'll change.

691
00:45:09,792 --> 00:45:11,703
Sleep well?

692
00:45:11,833 --> 00:45:14,453
I'm inviting you
to a cocktail party tonight.

693
00:45:14,583 --> 00:45:16,500
I want you to meet a friend.

694
00:45:17,500 --> 00:45:19,125
I'll see what I can do.

695
00:45:20,667 --> 00:45:22,625
Nice idea you had, Damien.

696
00:45:22,917 --> 00:45:24,870
My bouquet will soon wilt,

697
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:29,000
while your big cactus
will still be standing tall.

698
00:45:45,583 --> 00:45:47,203
I came to see my goddaughter.

699
00:45:47,333 --> 00:45:48,537
She's asleep.

700
00:45:48,667 --> 00:45:52,292
Actually, my brother's going to be
the godfather this time.

701
00:45:54,708 --> 00:45:55,708
Really?

702
00:45:56,625 --> 00:45:58,333
That's your choice.

703
00:45:59,708 --> 00:46:00,750
Can I come in?

704
00:46:01,417 --> 00:46:05,912
I know, I was going to tell you.
I screwed up.

705
00:46:06,042 --> 00:46:09,120
I can't work for her. She's hot for me.

706
00:46:09,250 --> 00:46:10,708
Do you hear yourself?

707
00:46:11,125 --> 00:46:14,328
- All those nights of whining.
- Me?

708
00:46:14,458 --> 00:46:17,328
Suddenly you're the best lay in town?

709
00:46:17,458 --> 00:46:18,958
Sorry, it's pathetic.

710
00:46:19,250 --> 00:46:20,375
What about Sibyl?

711
00:46:20,542 --> 00:46:23,333
You know your problem? You're uptight.

712
00:46:25,042 --> 00:46:26,745
From you, that's a compliment.

713
00:46:26,875 --> 00:46:30,537
You're uptight and complacent
in your little life.

714
00:46:30,667 --> 00:46:33,583
You don't see how your wife treats you.

715
00:46:34,333 --> 00:46:35,370
You accept everything.

716
00:46:35,500 --> 00:46:38,620
And you, nothing.
So you're jobless and live with a cat!

717
00:46:38,750 --> 00:46:40,250
What's the deal with my cat?

718
00:46:42,875 --> 00:46:44,870
Life is full of compromises.

719
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:47,453
What if I don't get my job back?

720
00:46:47,583 --> 00:46:49,083
You can start a cupcake blog.

721
00:46:52,583 --> 00:46:53,833
That's mean.

722
00:46:55,042 --> 00:46:57,500
I'm telling you this because I love you.

723
00:46:57,917 --> 00:46:59,745
Can't you understand that?

724
00:46:59,875 --> 00:47:03,120
Things were great with Alexandra
till you came along.

725
00:47:03,250 --> 00:47:04,537
She's sweet with me.

726
00:47:04,667 --> 00:47:06,208
Know what she calls you?

727
00:47:07,208 --> 00:47:08,037
Fat Ass.

728
00:47:08,167 --> 00:47:09,167
Sweet, isn't it?

729
00:47:09,208 --> 00:47:11,792
Get out. I never want to see you again.

730
00:47:12,750 --> 00:47:13,833
Good.

731
00:47:14,792 --> 00:47:16,458
You freak me out.

732
00:47:24,417 --> 00:47:25,625
What do you think?

733
00:47:27,583 --> 00:47:28,583
You're right.

734
00:47:34,833 --> 00:47:35,958
Yeah.

735
00:47:48,833 --> 00:47:49,912
Seattle last week,

736
00:47:50,042 --> 00:47:53,453
next week Marseille. It never ends.

737
00:47:53,583 --> 00:47:54,995
Your husband's radiant!

738
00:47:55,125 --> 00:47:58,537
Thanks! I never get compliments.
Thank goodness for you.

739
00:47:58,667 --> 00:48:00,500
The complaints office is shut.

740
00:48:01,583 --> 00:48:03,667
Alexandra. Have you met before?

741
00:48:04,958 --> 00:48:06,083
Hi there.

742
00:48:07,583 --> 00:48:10,245
Alexandra Lamour, Brigitte Magre.
Her husband.

743
00:48:10,375 --> 00:48:12,037
My husband's one of your biggest fans.

744
00:48:12,167 --> 00:48:13,167
Good evening.

745
00:48:13,250 --> 00:48:15,912
- Your books are my escape.
- Thanks.

746
00:48:16,042 --> 00:48:18,620
She's writing a controversial new book.

747
00:48:18,750 --> 00:48:20,792
Fun! What's it about?

748
00:48:21,500 --> 00:48:24,453
She's tackling
the myth of female domination.

749
00:48:24,583 --> 00:48:26,083
Wouldn't you say?

750
00:48:28,042 --> 00:48:29,042
Excuse me.

751
00:48:29,250 --> 00:48:30,250
That's him.

752
00:48:31,375 --> 00:48:33,120
But he's over 26.

753
00:48:33,250 --> 00:48:35,745
I'm not courting him.
Damien is my subject.

754
00:48:35,875 --> 00:48:37,037
I get it.

755
00:48:37,167 --> 00:48:39,042
- How's Jean-Pierre?
- Fine, as usual.

756
00:48:39,583 --> 00:48:41,917
- Evening.
- Good evening, Damien.

757
00:48:42,583 --> 00:48:45,120
Annie Meyer, the publisher.
May I kiss you?

758
00:48:45,250 --> 00:48:48,208
I never miss a chance
to kiss a pretty man.

759
00:48:51,750 --> 00:48:53,667
I'd like a drink. Would you?

760
00:48:54,292 --> 00:48:55,292
I'll get it.

761
00:48:58,500 --> 00:49:02,167
I've heard the male cause
is your hobbyhorse.

762
00:49:02,458 --> 00:49:05,250
When's the revolution?
Will we lose our heads?

763
00:49:06,708 --> 00:49:07,787
I'm not at war.

764
00:49:07,917 --> 00:49:09,287
What do you want, then?

765
00:49:09,417 --> 00:49:11,833
Besides wearing a suit.

766
00:49:13,917 --> 00:49:15,453
Boxer shorts for men.

767
00:49:15,583 --> 00:49:16,792
Ever worn a G-string?

768
00:49:17,125 --> 00:49:18,750
That's true injustice.

769
00:49:19,250 --> 00:49:22,708
But you can't realize
if you haven't been there.

770
00:49:23,375 --> 00:49:24,912
What bothers you?

771
00:49:25,042 --> 00:49:28,287
Getting compliments,
having drinks brought to you?

772
00:49:28,417 --> 00:49:29,917
It doesn't make sense.

773
00:49:31,458 --> 00:49:33,083
Long live masculinity!

774
00:49:39,833 --> 00:49:41,875
I'm homesick, Alexandra.

775
00:49:42,792 --> 00:49:44,042
I want to see skirts.

776
00:49:44,958 --> 00:49:47,620
Legs, thighs, stiletto heels,

777
00:49:47,750 --> 00:49:50,703
fishnet stockings, little lace panties.

778
00:49:50,833 --> 00:49:54,458
On the other hand,
purses are quite convenient.

779
00:49:55,375 --> 00:49:56,625
Allow me.

780
00:49:58,375 --> 00:50:00,167
If you knew how lovely

781
00:50:00,625 --> 00:50:03,542
woman's cleavage looks in a push-up bra.

782
00:50:04,500 --> 00:50:06,625
How come you like that?

783
00:50:09,667 --> 00:50:11,375
A woman walking,

784
00:50:14,500 --> 00:50:16,208
her stockings swishing softly

785
00:50:16,458 --> 00:50:19,208
against her raincoat at each step.

786
00:50:21,667 --> 00:50:23,167
A strap snapping.

787
00:50:24,958 --> 00:50:26,292
A zipper unzipping.

788
00:50:28,458 --> 00:50:30,125
I can manage that.

789
00:50:30,708 --> 00:50:31,708
Come on.

790
00:50:32,500 --> 00:50:33,750
I said come on.

791
00:50:39,083 --> 00:50:41,578
RV like "rendezvous"?

792
00:50:41,708 --> 00:50:43,162
No, like "reverse".

793
00:50:43,292 --> 00:50:44,667
Good evening.

794
00:53:13,250 --> 00:53:14,458
This is heaven!

795
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:18,292
You're gay!

796
00:53:18,792 --> 00:53:19,792
What?

797
00:53:20,667 --> 00:53:22,537
You're gay, right?

798
00:53:22,667 --> 00:53:24,417
Not at all!

799
00:53:24,750 --> 00:53:28,912
Yes you are, it's obvious.
Like lots of people here.

800
00:53:29,042 --> 00:53:30,250
Relax!

801
00:54:14,500 --> 00:54:15,995
Physical superiority,

802
00:54:16,125 --> 00:54:19,000
you can't deny it, it's nature.

803
00:54:21,333 --> 00:54:26,042
In my world,
prehistoric men starved women,

804
00:54:27,542 --> 00:54:29,917
who only got scraps from the hunt.

805
00:54:30,250 --> 00:54:32,583
That's what made them frail.

806
00:54:33,583 --> 00:54:35,167
For thousands of years.

807
00:54:38,250 --> 00:54:40,703
In my world, women were stronger

808
00:54:40,833 --> 00:54:43,583
so nature had them bear the children

809
00:54:44,583 --> 00:54:47,120
and go off hunting year-round

810
00:54:47,250 --> 00:54:50,042
while the men looked after the kids.

811
00:54:52,750 --> 00:54:55,250
In my world, men do the fighting,

812
00:54:55,792 --> 00:54:58,708
they stand up to each other and go to war.

813
00:55:03,292 --> 00:55:07,370
In my world, women have the upper hand.
Where do you think you are?

814
00:55:07,500 --> 00:55:08,583
In my bed.

815
00:55:10,500 --> 00:55:11,542
Wait.

816
00:55:23,250 --> 00:55:25,667
Aren't you coming?

817
00:55:36,375 --> 00:55:38,078
You've got a handsome nose.

818
00:55:38,208 --> 00:55:39,625
Kiss me.

819
00:55:59,125 --> 00:56:00,458
What are you doing?

820
00:56:02,167 --> 00:56:03,375
I have to go.

821
00:56:05,250 --> 00:56:06,667
I have a poker game.

822
00:56:08,500 --> 00:56:10,000
Don't lie to me.

823
00:56:12,125 --> 00:56:13,292
Go back to sleep.

824
00:56:23,458 --> 00:56:24,708
I like you.

825
00:56:26,792 --> 00:56:28,458
I like you too.

826
00:56:29,083 --> 00:56:30,578
But I'm not a good person.

827
00:56:30,708 --> 00:56:31,917
Me neither.

828
00:56:32,417 --> 00:56:35,750
I might disappear and never call you.

829
00:56:37,500 --> 00:56:38,625
Try it.

830
00:56:52,167 --> 00:56:55,542
SOW

831
00:57:01,125 --> 00:57:02,125
Farther.

832
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:04,667
Look up high.

833
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:08,250
Open, now cross your arms.

834
00:57:09,958 --> 00:57:11,333
More.

835
00:57:13,542 --> 00:57:14,542
That's it.

836
00:57:14,583 --> 00:57:15,583
En dehors.

837
00:57:18,417 --> 00:57:21,500
And one, two, three.

838
00:57:22,917 --> 00:57:23,917
Piqué.

839
00:57:24,042 --> 00:57:25,042
Good.

840
00:57:32,042 --> 00:57:33,703
Right. That's nice.

841
00:57:33,833 --> 00:57:35,245
Chocolate mousse, please.

842
00:57:35,375 --> 00:57:36,750
It'll make me fat.

843
00:57:37,333 --> 00:57:38,703
Cut it out!

844
00:57:38,833 --> 00:57:40,625
I watch my figure.

845
00:57:44,125 --> 00:57:47,078
How's your dad?
Did he tell you we had a fight?

846
00:57:47,208 --> 00:57:48,208
Yeah.

847
00:57:48,292 --> 00:57:50,792
I think you should call him.

848
00:57:52,417 --> 00:57:54,792
Thanks for coming today.

849
00:57:58,083 --> 00:57:59,500
What's wrong?

850
00:57:59,792 --> 00:58:03,833
There's this girl at school...

851
00:58:05,083 --> 00:58:07,458
- I'm crazy about her.
- That's great!

852
00:58:07,875 --> 00:58:09,333
Her name's Sarah.

853
00:58:11,042 --> 00:58:12,250
She's beautiful.

854
00:58:13,583 --> 00:58:14,750
The thing is,

855
00:58:15,167 --> 00:58:19,875
I was in the school bathroom
the other day,

856
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:23,208
she came in and asked me to lick her.

857
00:58:25,250 --> 00:58:26,250
I see.

858
00:58:27,958 --> 00:58:29,078
Right.

859
00:58:29,208 --> 00:58:30,250
And I did.

860
00:58:31,958 --> 00:58:33,833
What about you, did she...?

861
00:58:34,542 --> 00:58:36,583
No, she didn't do anything.

862
00:58:36,875 --> 00:58:38,542
She felt me a little.

863
00:58:38,875 --> 00:58:40,417
That was nice of you!

864
00:58:42,125 --> 00:58:44,833
Sam, you did do it because you wanted to?

865
00:58:45,208 --> 00:58:46,537
Not much choice.

866
00:58:46,667 --> 00:58:48,245
There's always a choice.

867
00:58:48,375 --> 00:58:51,917
A girl can't make you lick her.
It's impossible.

868
00:58:56,333 --> 00:58:59,203
- I don't know what to do.
- Forget about her!

869
00:58:59,333 --> 00:59:02,167
There's no shortage of easy girls!

870
00:59:14,125 --> 00:59:16,703
So soon? I thought you'd never be back.

871
00:59:16,833 --> 00:59:18,958
Pretend I'm not here.

872
00:59:21,708 --> 00:59:24,000
Are you having some trouble?

873
00:59:25,792 --> 00:59:27,333
Bad neighborhood.

874
00:59:30,625 --> 00:59:35,037
Since you're here
I may as well call the painter.

875
00:59:35,167 --> 00:59:38,250
I have to go out, could you wait for her?

876
00:59:38,833 --> 00:59:39,833
Sure.

877
00:59:40,458 --> 00:59:43,787
If you get bored
you could do some more work.

878
00:59:43,917 --> 00:59:45,412
I can't cope without you.

879
00:59:45,542 --> 00:59:47,500
For free? In your dreams.

880
00:59:48,042 --> 00:59:50,500
- How much?
- Did you win all that?

881
00:59:50,917 --> 00:59:54,287
I owe this, I could give you...

882
00:59:54,417 --> 00:59:55,417
No.

883
00:59:58,500 --> 01:00:00,620
Would you mind ironing some shirts?

884
01:00:00,750 --> 01:00:03,500
Mr. Martel's watching his nieces
this week.

885
01:00:04,167 --> 01:00:05,833
Don't you know how to iron?

886
01:00:09,750 --> 01:00:10,750
I have an idea.

887
01:00:11,042 --> 01:00:13,412
Let's go out later.
I'll take you shopping.

888
01:00:13,542 --> 01:00:17,750
Sound good?
I can spoil you, I owe you that.

889
01:00:18,125 --> 01:00:19,792
My lucky charm.

890
01:00:32,167 --> 01:00:35,458
Turn the shirt over,
dampen the collar if it's stiff

891
01:00:35,750 --> 01:00:37,667
and iron on the outside.

892
01:00:39,250 --> 01:00:41,250
Do up the top two buttons...

893
01:00:49,417 --> 01:00:51,167
Your language sounds nice.

894
01:00:52,375 --> 01:00:53,500
Thank you.

895
01:00:53,792 --> 01:00:55,162
What's a "sow"?

896
01:00:55,292 --> 01:00:58,620
Actually, it's a female pig.

897
01:00:58,750 --> 01:01:00,000
The boar's mate.

898
01:01:01,667 --> 01:01:04,000
But it's mainly an insult.

899
01:01:05,750 --> 01:01:07,828
It means disgusting,

900
01:01:07,958 --> 01:01:09,245
sex maniac, bitch.

901
01:01:09,375 --> 01:01:10,417
Bitch?

902
01:01:12,208 --> 01:01:13,542
Her, a bitch?

903
01:01:15,417 --> 01:01:16,958
I know that word.

904
01:01:17,667 --> 01:01:21,203
Fatherfucker, ho, cow...

905
01:01:21,333 --> 01:01:23,458
That's it, exactly.

906
01:01:37,042 --> 01:01:38,912
You'll think of me every second.

907
01:01:39,042 --> 01:01:40,833
I can't accept that.

908
01:01:41,083 --> 01:01:42,917
Why not? Don't you like it?

909
01:01:43,583 --> 01:01:45,125
It's nice.

910
01:01:46,125 --> 01:01:47,412
A little thin.

911
01:01:47,542 --> 01:01:50,578
It's masculine.
Big watches look bad on men.

912
01:01:50,708 --> 01:01:52,870
I prefer a bigger one.

913
01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:54,333
You really are different.

914
01:01:54,542 --> 01:01:55,583
Let's go.

915
01:02:04,500 --> 01:02:06,412
Lovers in Paris are like tourists,

916
01:02:06,542 --> 01:02:07,625
aren't they?

917
01:02:08,958 --> 01:02:10,458
- Who in Paris?
- What?

918
01:02:10,958 --> 01:02:12,167
What did I say?

919
01:02:13,083 --> 01:02:16,292
People like us in Paris...

920
01:02:21,125 --> 01:02:21,953
Let's go.

921
01:02:22,083 --> 01:02:23,870
Stop, you keep running away.

922
01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:25,458
- No, I don't.
- Yes.

923
01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:27,125
I'm here.

924
01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:38,208
I'm here.

925
01:02:49,375 --> 01:02:50,500
Christophe!

926
01:02:54,667 --> 01:02:57,333
I'm sorry, I didn't mean it.

927
01:02:58,625 --> 01:03:02,083
Please say something.
Quit being all huffy.

928
01:03:03,583 --> 01:03:04,833
Forgive me.

929
01:03:05,083 --> 01:03:08,458
Say, "Would you please forgive me."

930
01:03:08,667 --> 01:03:10,412
You're such a pain!

931
01:03:10,542 --> 01:03:14,037
Usually I do whatever I can
to get rid of women

932
01:03:14,167 --> 01:03:15,375
but with her,

933
01:03:15,583 --> 01:03:17,667
I'm afraid she'll disappear.

934
01:03:18,667 --> 01:03:19,667
You're in love.

935
01:03:19,750 --> 01:03:20,750
No!

936
01:03:23,125 --> 01:03:24,833
It'll end bad anyway.

937
01:03:25,792 --> 01:03:26,662
How so?

938
01:03:26,792 --> 01:03:29,667
You'll either split up
or one of you will die.

939
01:03:30,875 --> 01:03:32,583
Enjoy it while you can.

940
01:03:33,667 --> 01:03:34,833
Are you alright?

941
01:03:35,625 --> 01:03:37,000
Lolo's cheating on me.

942
01:03:37,542 --> 01:03:38,542
Really?

943
01:03:39,542 --> 01:03:42,500
I found a hotel receipt in her pocket.

944
01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:44,833
Did you ask her?

945
01:03:45,625 --> 01:03:46,750
She denied it.

946
01:03:47,875 --> 01:03:49,792
Then maybe it's nothing.

947
01:03:53,292 --> 01:03:55,875
This fat cuckold isn't done yet.

948
01:03:56,417 --> 01:03:59,167
I'm gonna send the little asshole packing.

949
01:04:11,292 --> 01:04:13,208
Do you have to work today?

950
01:04:14,458 --> 01:04:16,125
Where do you go to write?

951
01:04:16,292 --> 01:04:17,417
Depends.

952
01:04:18,167 --> 01:04:19,583
Can I read it one day?

953
01:04:20,625 --> 01:04:22,083
What are your plans?

954
01:04:22,958 --> 01:04:25,412
I have a job interview in a bar.

955
01:04:25,542 --> 01:04:27,037
That's dumb.

956
01:04:27,167 --> 01:04:28,458
It's just temporary.

957
01:04:29,375 --> 01:04:31,208
I'd pay you twice as much.

958
01:04:31,708 --> 01:04:36,042
I don't want to depend on you
or be at your command.

959
01:04:38,958 --> 01:04:41,953
What's this outdated masculist drivel?

960
01:04:42,083 --> 01:04:44,578
Not masculist. I want to be your equal.

961
01:04:44,708 --> 01:04:46,875
- That's stupid!
- Why?

962
01:04:47,125 --> 01:04:49,667
- It's absurd.
- Maybe it is masculism.

963
01:04:49,875 --> 01:04:52,453
- Fine, I'm a masculist!
- Ridiculous.

964
01:04:52,583 --> 01:04:53,912
Why are you upset?

965
01:04:54,042 --> 01:04:56,458
I want to give us a chance.

966
01:04:59,417 --> 01:05:01,792
I'm not sure I can give you what you want.

967
01:05:03,833 --> 01:05:06,250
Me neither, for what it's worth.

968
01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:11,000
We're on the same wavelength.

969
01:05:12,417 --> 01:05:13,458
That's rare.

970
01:05:33,917 --> 01:05:34,958
Hello.

971
01:05:36,417 --> 01:05:37,620
Is Alexandra in?

972
01:05:37,750 --> 01:05:39,583
No, was she expecting you?

973
01:05:40,250 --> 01:05:41,078
Who are you?

974
01:05:41,208 --> 01:05:43,662
Damien. Alexandra's friend.

975
01:05:43,792 --> 01:05:46,625
Daffodil. I left a ring in the bedroom.

976
01:05:48,583 --> 01:05:51,583
A friend, huh? I'll give you friends!

977
01:06:03,917 --> 01:06:05,875
Daffodil's here...

978
01:06:08,708 --> 01:06:10,375
- You ok?
- Yeah!

979
01:06:12,833 --> 01:06:14,667
Call the cops

980
01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:23,375
What are you doing?

981
01:06:23,792 --> 01:06:24,917
That's irrational.

982
01:06:25,208 --> 01:06:26,375
Irrational?

983
01:06:27,333 --> 01:06:30,292
You know who she is?
A narcissistic pervert!

984
01:06:30,500 --> 01:06:33,370
She collects men like objects.
Is that rational?

985
01:06:33,500 --> 01:06:35,375
Each conquest is a marble!

986
01:06:37,083 --> 01:06:39,542
You saw the witch jars on her shelf.

987
01:06:39,750 --> 01:06:43,292
She compares her performance
from year to year.

988
01:06:44,333 --> 01:06:47,500
Look at your face. Who's the fool now?

989
01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:50,333
We're in the same boat, pal.

990
01:06:56,167 --> 01:06:58,042
She made me feel intelligent.

991
01:06:59,250 --> 01:07:00,792
Important, since she chose me.

992
01:07:01,458 --> 01:07:03,292
How could I be so stupid?

993
01:07:06,833 --> 01:07:08,125
Look at me now.

994
01:07:08,792 --> 01:07:10,370
I'm nothing anymore.

995
01:07:10,500 --> 01:07:13,042
Look what she's done to me.

996
01:07:16,292 --> 01:07:19,292
Stay away from me! Who knows what I'll do!

997
01:07:22,542 --> 01:07:23,828
TINY TITS

998
01:07:23,958 --> 01:07:25,412
Who is he?

999
01:07:25,542 --> 01:07:27,583
Nobody. Nothing.

1000
01:07:30,333 --> 01:07:32,208
You shouldn't let people in.

1001
01:07:32,542 --> 01:07:35,458
I owe money all over,
tons of women are after me.

1002
01:07:37,083 --> 01:07:39,875
One was waiting downstairs
the other night.

1003
01:07:40,542 --> 01:07:42,162
I kicked her ass.

1004
01:07:42,292 --> 01:07:44,375
- What's this about?
- What?

1005
01:07:46,042 --> 01:07:47,375
The jars on the shelf.

1006
01:07:48,458 --> 01:07:51,412
- You snooped?
- Is each marble a lay?

1007
01:07:51,542 --> 01:07:53,037
- That guy's sick.
- Answer me!

1008
01:07:53,167 --> 01:07:55,375
- Don't make a scene.
- Am I in there?

1009
01:07:56,458 --> 01:07:58,417
Am I a peewee or a shooter?

1010
01:07:59,083 --> 01:08:02,912
You think you can flick me away
anytime you like?

1011
01:08:03,042 --> 01:08:04,787
I don't get your reaction.

1012
01:08:04,917 --> 01:08:06,250
But you're so smart.

1013
01:08:06,667 --> 01:08:09,000
Did you think I was a virgin?

1014
01:08:09,375 --> 01:08:10,662
That you were my first?

1015
01:08:10,792 --> 01:08:13,287
You're no better, I hear.

1016
01:08:13,417 --> 01:08:14,703
What does that mean?

1017
01:08:14,833 --> 01:08:16,958
You've no right to be offended.

1018
01:08:18,417 --> 01:08:19,542
I get it.

1019
01:08:20,375 --> 01:08:22,292
I have to behave, but you...

1020
01:08:22,708 --> 01:08:24,042
Why change?

1021
01:08:24,708 --> 01:08:27,208
I was wrong when I said we were the same.

1022
01:08:27,833 --> 01:08:28,912
Have fun.

1023
01:08:29,042 --> 01:08:30,042
Wait.

1024
01:08:33,875 --> 01:08:35,375
I don't want to play anymore.

1025
01:08:36,000 --> 01:08:37,750
I feel grown-up with you.

1026
01:08:40,542 --> 01:08:42,287
That line won't work.

1027
01:08:42,417 --> 01:08:44,042
I've used it too many times.

1028
01:09:15,125 --> 01:09:17,167
That's a big sandwich!

1029
01:09:19,708 --> 01:09:20,875
Want it?

1030
01:09:21,167 --> 01:09:24,042
It's just ham,
nothing to get all wet about.

1031
01:09:25,000 --> 01:09:26,787
Here, you can have it!

1032
01:09:26,917 --> 01:09:28,500
What? Come back.

1033
01:09:28,833 --> 01:09:30,542
You were talking. Come back!

1034
01:09:37,750 --> 01:09:38,578
Thank you.

1035
01:09:38,708 --> 01:09:40,208
I've become a victim.

1036
01:09:41,208 --> 01:09:42,703
What were you before?

1037
01:09:42,833 --> 01:09:43,875
An oppressor.

1038
01:09:44,583 --> 01:09:46,417
Maybe there's another way?

1039
01:09:47,125 --> 01:09:49,792
A world where men and women
help each other.

1040
01:09:49,958 --> 01:09:52,417
We work well together, right?

1041
01:09:53,875 --> 01:09:55,078
How are your teeth?

1042
01:09:55,208 --> 01:09:56,375
Better.

1043
01:10:01,708 --> 01:10:02,708
Left, right.

1044
01:10:03,125 --> 01:10:04,917
Left hook. Uppercut.

1045
01:10:10,333 --> 01:10:11,417
Move back.

1046
01:10:11,917 --> 01:10:13,828
If you're too close, no defense.

1047
01:10:13,958 --> 01:10:15,453
Step back to attack.

1048
01:10:15,583 --> 01:10:17,125
I need to hit something.

1049
01:10:20,958 --> 01:10:21,958
Gently!

1050
01:10:22,042 --> 01:10:24,037
Take it out on the bag.

1051
01:10:24,167 --> 01:10:25,250
You bet.

1052
01:10:26,833 --> 01:10:29,620
Isn't the Immaculate Conception
absolute power?

1053
01:10:29,750 --> 01:10:33,500
We've got the Virgin Mary too
but Jesus is the hero.

1054
01:10:33,750 --> 01:10:35,667
I like that beauty spot.

1055
01:10:36,042 --> 01:10:37,042
I like you.

1056
01:10:37,083 --> 01:10:40,375
I like you too, but I'm not a good person.

1057
01:11:10,000 --> 01:11:11,787
I can't wait to read the rest!

1058
01:11:11,917 --> 01:11:14,708
It's harsh, she's going to destroy him.

1059
01:11:15,750 --> 01:11:18,542
- Really?
- He hasn't got a clue.

1060
01:11:19,500 --> 01:11:21,328
Such a delight!

1061
01:11:21,458 --> 01:11:22,708
I'm not real sure.

1062
01:11:24,375 --> 01:11:29,287
I don't know if it's that relevant,
intellectually speaking.

1063
01:11:29,417 --> 01:11:31,750
It's amazing! As cruel as can be.

1064
01:11:31,958 --> 01:11:35,162
I wonder if I'm not getting off track.

1065
01:11:35,292 --> 01:11:37,203
There's more to life than men.

1066
01:11:37,333 --> 01:11:39,750
Who cares about masculists anyway?

1067
01:11:40,917 --> 01:11:42,458
- Here you go.
- Thanks.

1068
01:11:42,792 --> 01:11:45,833
I could write about a Taliban headwoman,

1069
01:11:47,750 --> 01:11:50,787
or a new mafia godmother
in Mexico or Ecuador.

1070
01:11:50,917 --> 01:11:53,995
Or maybe a pedophile priestess instead.

1071
01:11:54,125 --> 01:11:56,875
Anything but a cheap romance!

1072
01:11:57,292 --> 01:11:59,458
Are you falling into your own trap?

1073
01:12:00,083 --> 01:12:02,328
Good intentions don't make great books.

1074
01:12:02,458 --> 01:12:05,912
Think about your career.
You've always been a winner.

1075
01:12:06,042 --> 01:12:09,870
There'll be a lot of media hype,
don't ruin it for a guy.

1076
01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:12,208
An author must think with her brain.

1077
01:12:13,375 --> 01:12:15,245
There's a check waiting for you.

1078
01:12:15,375 --> 01:12:18,917
You can pick it up or not.
It's your choice.

1079
01:12:20,042 --> 01:12:21,042
Right?

1080
01:12:21,875 --> 01:12:23,500
- This game sucks.
- Fifty.

1081
01:12:23,833 --> 01:12:26,208
- What would you like?
- Your ass, on my lap.

1082
01:12:27,125 --> 01:12:27,953
Classy!

1083
01:12:28,083 --> 01:12:29,120
Steph!

1084
01:12:29,250 --> 01:12:30,417
Excuse her.

1085
01:12:30,958 --> 01:12:32,495
Bourbon, like the ladies.

1086
01:12:32,625 --> 01:12:34,917
Some ice too, please, Anis.

1087
01:12:37,958 --> 01:12:39,787
Who is Anis exactly?

1088
01:12:39,917 --> 01:12:40,917
Anus!

1089
01:12:40,958 --> 01:12:41,958
Anis!

1090
01:12:42,625 --> 01:12:43,917
You're gross!

1091
01:12:44,167 --> 01:12:46,745
He's been working here a couple weeks.

1092
01:12:46,875 --> 01:12:48,417
Not only is he lovely,

1093
01:12:48,708 --> 01:12:50,083
he's got brains too.

1094
01:12:50,625 --> 01:12:51,453
Shit!

1095
01:12:51,583 --> 01:12:53,708
I popped his poker cherry.

1096
01:12:56,042 --> 01:12:57,458
I fold.

1097
01:12:59,583 --> 01:13:00,662
All in.

1098
01:13:00,792 --> 01:13:02,083
250.

1099
01:13:03,042 --> 01:13:04,125
Fold.

1100
01:13:07,375 --> 01:13:08,583
I'll see you.

1101
01:13:10,500 --> 01:13:11,583
Pair of kings.

1102
01:13:13,667 --> 01:13:14,708
Pair of queens.

1103
01:13:18,083 --> 01:13:19,583
Lucky at cards...

1104
01:13:40,458 --> 01:13:41,500
It's me.

1105
01:13:44,125 --> 01:13:45,125
Yes.

1106
01:13:45,667 --> 01:13:47,458
I know, I'm late.

1107
01:13:48,917 --> 01:13:50,500
I'm not coming.

1108
01:13:50,667 --> 01:13:51,708
What?

1109
01:13:52,833 --> 01:13:55,083
I wanted to tell you it's over.

1110
01:13:56,958 --> 01:13:58,495
With you, Annie.

1111
01:13:58,625 --> 01:14:00,912
I'm through with your book,
your media hype.

1112
01:14:01,042 --> 01:14:03,375
What are you saying? Are you drunk?

1113
01:14:03,542 --> 01:14:04,542
You're nuts!

1114
01:14:04,625 --> 01:14:05,750
Fuck you.

1115
01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:07,708
Who do you think you are?

1116
01:14:13,542 --> 01:14:15,167
So you love all of me?

1117
01:14:16,708 --> 01:14:17,708
Yes.

1118
01:14:19,167 --> 01:14:20,792
I love all of you,

1119
01:14:21,375 --> 01:14:22,500
tenderly,

1120
01:14:23,500 --> 01:14:24,667
tragically.

1121
01:14:27,417 --> 01:14:28,417
Me too.

1122
01:14:43,583 --> 01:14:44,833
It's Lolo.

1123
01:14:48,125 --> 01:14:49,125
How are you?

1124
01:14:49,167 --> 01:14:51,042
Fine, and you?

1125
01:14:51,917 --> 01:14:53,912
Things are complicated.

1126
01:14:54,042 --> 01:14:55,953
Christophe kicked me out.

1127
01:14:56,083 --> 01:14:57,745
He did? What's going on?

1128
01:14:57,875 --> 01:14:59,042
Can I come in?

1129
01:15:00,875 --> 01:15:02,208
Got a beer?

1130
01:15:02,667 --> 01:15:03,667
Always do.

1131
01:15:03,708 --> 01:15:05,167
- Have one with me?
- Sure.

1132
01:15:09,417 --> 01:15:11,083
Classy kimono.

1133
01:15:13,000 --> 01:15:14,667
You screwed up, Lolo.

1134
01:15:16,000 --> 01:15:17,583
I swear I didn't.

1135
01:15:18,125 --> 01:15:20,542
- Christophe made it all up.
- Not with me.

1136
01:15:21,333 --> 01:15:23,875
Why would I lie to you?

1137
01:15:27,625 --> 01:15:28,828
I did slip up.

1138
01:15:28,958 --> 01:15:30,125
There.

1139
01:15:31,000 --> 01:15:33,542
I was pregnant, hormones raging.

1140
01:15:34,292 --> 01:15:35,370
I lost control.

1141
01:15:35,500 --> 01:15:37,958
You gotta call him, talk to him.

1142
01:15:39,625 --> 01:15:40,792
Please.

1143
01:15:45,708 --> 01:15:47,125
It's tough.

1144
01:15:48,750 --> 01:15:51,250
Why didn't it work out, you and me?

1145
01:15:51,500 --> 01:15:53,917
No reason. It was cool.

1146
01:15:55,000 --> 01:15:57,208
We were good in bed, weren't we?

1147
01:15:59,333 --> 01:16:00,708
Yeah, it was cool.

1148
01:16:04,167 --> 01:16:05,375
But I was scared.

1149
01:16:07,750 --> 01:16:08,750
Of what?

1150
01:16:08,958 --> 01:16:11,625
You. I was intimidated by you.

1151
01:16:12,500 --> 01:16:15,167
- You knew what you wanted.
- Did I?

1152
01:16:17,375 --> 01:16:19,625
Men are so much more mature.

1153
01:16:22,500 --> 01:16:26,542
We women could go for years
making booty calls.

1154
01:16:26,833 --> 01:16:28,250
But you're not scared.

1155
01:16:29,167 --> 01:16:31,875
Not afraid to say
you're the love of my life.

1156
01:16:32,500 --> 01:16:33,875
I've never said that.

1157
01:16:36,375 --> 01:16:37,792
Not you.

1158
01:16:39,333 --> 01:16:42,417
When we met,
Christophe slid a card under my door.

1159
01:16:42,625 --> 01:16:45,792
That Magritte painting,
This is not a pipe.

1160
01:16:47,792 --> 01:16:52,000
On the back he'd written
"This is not a love letter."

1161
01:16:54,708 --> 01:16:56,417
How can you resist that?

1162
01:17:54,167 --> 01:17:56,750
I booked a room, Mr. and Mrs. Lamour.

1163
01:18:05,708 --> 01:18:06,708
They're off!

1164
01:19:26,875 --> 01:19:28,375
There's a noise.

1165
01:19:29,917 --> 01:19:31,208
I'll pull over.

1166
01:20:01,583 --> 01:20:02,833
Want me to do it?

1167
01:20:12,458 --> 01:20:13,875
Do you buy all that?

1168
01:20:16,500 --> 01:20:17,500
Yes.

1169
01:20:19,500 --> 01:20:20,708
I believe in God.

1170
01:20:21,792 --> 01:20:22,833
She's good to me.

1171
01:20:23,583 --> 01:20:25,537
You believe in sin and Hell?

1172
01:20:25,667 --> 01:20:27,120
- No.
- Go to confession?

1173
01:20:27,250 --> 01:20:28,292
That I do.

1174
01:20:29,083 --> 01:20:32,125
Really? What do you have to say?

1175
01:20:35,083 --> 01:20:36,250
Will you marry me?

1176
01:20:42,042 --> 01:20:45,667
You don't have to answer right away.
Take your time.

1177
01:20:46,500 --> 01:20:48,208
I'm gonna stretch my legs.

1178
01:20:48,958 --> 01:20:50,083
Warm, isn't it?

1179
01:20:50,667 --> 01:20:52,870
Why'd I buy this jacket?

1180
01:20:53,000 --> 01:20:54,167
Yes.

1181
01:20:54,917 --> 01:20:55,917
What?

1182
01:21:13,292 --> 01:21:17,370
Christophe, your wife is solid.
Good head on her shoulders.

1183
01:21:17,500 --> 01:21:21,162
You're bound to hit some snags
after a few years.

1184
01:21:21,292 --> 01:21:23,167
True, they stray sometimes.

1185
01:21:23,458 --> 01:21:24,953
It's not a big deal.

1186
01:21:25,083 --> 01:21:25,953
Dad.

1187
01:21:26,083 --> 01:21:29,625
When I realized I'd get a few quiet nights

1188
01:21:30,375 --> 01:21:31,995
I kept my mouth shut.

1189
01:21:32,125 --> 01:21:33,917
Stop it! That's grim.

1190
01:21:34,250 --> 01:21:36,208
Boy talk does a body good.

1191
01:21:36,500 --> 01:21:39,667
Martine's older
and doesn't need it so much.

1192
01:21:40,500 --> 01:21:43,620
But before, she'd get these sudden urges.

1193
01:21:43,750 --> 01:21:46,292
What would happen? She'd close the shop

1194
01:21:46,542 --> 01:21:47,833
and we'd do it there.

1195
01:21:49,125 --> 01:21:52,370
She'd have me
right up on the chopping block.

1196
01:21:52,500 --> 01:21:54,125
I had no say in it.

1197
01:21:54,667 --> 01:21:56,792
Sounds crazy but that's how it was.

1198
01:21:57,917 --> 01:21:59,875
I didn't dare say no.

1199
01:22:00,958 --> 01:22:02,792
You did your best, Alain.

1200
01:22:03,458 --> 01:22:04,500
Sure.

1201
01:22:06,458 --> 01:22:07,583
Then again,

1202
01:22:09,083 --> 01:22:12,125
women are little girls without us.

1203
01:22:17,042 --> 01:22:19,125
Here, this is yours.

1204
01:22:19,583 --> 01:22:20,583
You can keep it.

1205
01:22:23,125 --> 01:22:24,125
Dad,

1206
01:22:26,292 --> 01:22:27,667
I met someone.

1207
01:22:34,292 --> 01:22:36,495
Where's your engagement ring?

1208
01:22:36,625 --> 01:22:39,495
The wedding ring itself is a huge step.

1209
01:22:39,625 --> 01:22:41,703
He's come a long way.

1210
01:22:41,833 --> 01:22:42,953
Congratulations.

1211
01:22:43,083 --> 01:22:44,583
Or condolences?

1212
01:22:46,042 --> 01:22:49,453
Before the march,
we'll go by the Collège de France.

1213
01:22:49,583 --> 01:22:50,912
What for?

1214
01:22:51,042 --> 01:22:52,500
They're giving an award.

1215
01:22:53,083 --> 01:22:54,953
The clitocrats are so smug.

1216
01:22:55,083 --> 01:22:56,995
Only three men honored in 44 years.

1217
01:22:57,125 --> 01:22:58,125
Hussies!

1218
01:22:58,250 --> 01:22:59,250
Tarnishing our image!

1219
01:22:59,500 --> 01:23:01,078
What about solidarity?

1220
01:23:01,208 --> 01:23:03,208
Licker! Go back home!

1221
01:23:03,583 --> 01:23:04,662
Pisses me off.

1222
01:23:04,792 --> 01:23:06,375
You're badass!

1223
01:23:10,667 --> 01:23:11,667
Sluts!

1224
01:23:14,208 --> 01:23:15,375
Cool it!

1225
01:23:16,542 --> 01:23:18,125
Let's stay focused.

1226
01:23:25,292 --> 01:23:26,870
Hello dear colleagues!

1227
01:23:27,000 --> 01:23:29,162
I don't believe this. Get lost!

1228
01:23:29,292 --> 01:23:30,787
Kitchen's that way, boys!

1229
01:23:30,917 --> 01:23:32,453
You know we love you.

1230
01:23:32,583 --> 01:23:35,120
I have a husband and four sons.

1231
01:23:35,250 --> 01:23:36,620
I only have male dogs.

1232
01:23:36,750 --> 01:23:39,125
I'm not your enemy.

1233
01:23:39,583 --> 01:23:40,958
- Hello.
- I know you!

1234
01:23:41,792 --> 01:23:43,000
Hi, colleague.

1235
01:23:43,542 --> 01:23:45,953
Poor kid. Nothing better to do?

1236
01:23:46,083 --> 01:23:48,078
Not much going on?

1237
01:23:48,208 --> 01:23:49,912
Yes! He's getting married.

1238
01:23:50,042 --> 01:23:53,578
Does the lucky woman know
you're a militant?

1239
01:23:53,708 --> 01:23:56,162
Ask her. It's Alexandra.

1240
01:23:56,292 --> 01:23:59,375
Some women are more open-minded
than others.

1241
01:23:59,708 --> 01:24:02,787
So much so she's already married
to a lovely man.

1242
01:24:02,917 --> 01:24:04,000
Didn't you know?

1243
01:24:05,833 --> 01:24:07,042
Oops, I goofed.

1244
01:24:11,708 --> 01:24:12,792
Are you ok?

1245
01:24:15,000 --> 01:24:16,333
Wait! Stop!

1246
01:24:38,417 --> 01:24:39,912
Alexandra, open up!

1247
01:24:40,042 --> 01:24:41,042
Open up!

1248
01:24:54,458 --> 01:24:55,500
Hello.

1249
01:24:57,708 --> 01:25:00,203
Hello Mr. Martel. I forgot my key.

1250
01:25:00,333 --> 01:25:01,745
I can't give it to you.

1251
01:25:01,875 --> 01:25:03,958
You see me every day with her!

1252
01:25:04,458 --> 01:25:06,583
I mind my own business.

1253
01:25:08,708 --> 01:25:11,458
I ran out for soap
and left the bath running.

1254
01:25:12,333 --> 01:25:13,417
Don't cry.

1255
01:25:19,083 --> 01:25:20,537
Bring it back, ok?

1256
01:25:20,667 --> 01:25:22,958
Us guys gotta stick together.

1257
01:25:46,167 --> 01:25:49,042
MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE

1258
01:26:13,708 --> 01:26:15,042
Hi!

1259
01:26:16,042 --> 01:26:17,042
You've grown!

1260
01:26:17,208 --> 01:26:18,583
I'll get my jacket.

1261
01:26:19,250 --> 01:26:20,370
The door, Alice!

1262
01:26:20,500 --> 01:26:21,958
The dog'll get out.

1263
01:26:23,833 --> 01:26:25,662
Sudden urge to see your kid?

1264
01:26:25,792 --> 01:26:27,162
Hello Alexandre.

1265
01:26:27,292 --> 01:26:30,078
Since I'm here,
I'll tell you I filed for divorce.

1266
01:26:30,208 --> 01:26:32,208
This time you won't refuse.

1267
01:26:32,708 --> 01:26:34,625
I don't want to talk to you.

1268
01:26:46,583 --> 01:26:49,667
Come on.

1269
01:26:53,125 --> 01:26:54,208
Good evening.

1270
01:26:56,208 --> 01:26:57,245
Good afternoon.

1271
01:26:57,375 --> 01:27:02,120
I gave your key to that tall bulky guy.
Hope that's ok.

1272
01:27:02,250 --> 01:27:03,078
Damien?

1273
01:27:03,208 --> 01:27:06,787
That's fine. You did the right thing.

1274
01:27:06,917 --> 01:27:08,625
Is dinner for three ok?

1275
01:27:09,333 --> 01:27:11,042
That's nice.

1276
01:27:20,167 --> 01:27:22,583
I'll order pizza. Wait here for me.

1277
01:27:23,333 --> 01:27:24,375
What?

1278
01:27:24,708 --> 01:27:26,042
No way!

1279
01:27:26,958 --> 01:27:28,125
I'm going home.

1280
01:27:28,458 --> 01:27:30,787
It's always the same crap with you.

1281
01:27:30,917 --> 01:27:32,458
You'll never change.

1282
01:27:36,083 --> 01:27:40,583
I'M NOT AN EASY MAN

1283
01:27:48,208 --> 01:27:49,375
Leave him alone, girls!

1284
01:27:49,667 --> 01:27:51,042
We just wanna talk.

1285
01:27:51,583 --> 01:27:52,787
I don't want any trouble.

1286
01:27:52,917 --> 01:27:55,412
He's sad. We need to cheer him up.

1287
01:27:55,542 --> 01:27:58,417
Maybe I'm looking for trouble.

1288
01:28:00,125 --> 01:28:02,167
I remember your pineapple panties.

1289
01:28:03,625 --> 01:28:05,875
Trouble's calling my name.

1290
01:28:10,417 --> 01:28:11,583
Maybe that's him.

1291
01:28:16,042 --> 01:28:17,208
Hi, Erica.

1292
01:28:19,167 --> 01:28:20,167
Shit.

1293
01:28:21,833 --> 01:28:23,328
I couldn't reach him.

1294
01:28:23,458 --> 01:28:24,458
Who is it?

1295
01:28:24,500 --> 01:28:25,875
What's going on?

1296
01:28:26,792 --> 01:28:29,083
I'm on my way.

1297
01:28:31,500 --> 01:28:32,787
Damien's drunk,

1298
01:28:32,917 --> 01:28:34,870
some rough gals are hassling him. I'm off.

1299
01:28:35,000 --> 01:28:38,708
Don't worry,
she handles lushes all the time.

1300
01:28:39,042 --> 01:28:40,745
Then why'd she call me?

1301
01:28:40,875 --> 01:28:43,333
I'll come with you, darling. Sibyl?

1302
01:28:44,208 --> 01:28:46,703
I don't want to leave Stan all by himself.

1303
01:28:46,833 --> 01:28:48,583
Forget it.

1304
01:28:49,125 --> 01:28:50,375
Want my mace?

1305
01:28:50,625 --> 01:28:51,625
Lolo's got this!

1306
01:28:51,750 --> 01:28:53,120
- Keep cool.
- Right.

1307
01:28:53,250 --> 01:28:56,708
Look who's here. Thanks for everything.

1308
01:28:57,250 --> 01:28:59,328
We're getting Damien. He's in trouble.

1309
01:28:59,458 --> 01:29:01,787
What sort of trouble?

1310
01:29:01,917 --> 01:29:02,917
I dunno.

1311
01:29:04,792 --> 01:29:06,042
I'll beat 'em up.

1312
01:29:10,625 --> 01:29:12,042
You want it, don't ya?

1313
01:29:14,083 --> 01:29:15,245
You ain't so young.

1314
01:29:15,375 --> 01:29:16,537
What are you doing?

1315
01:29:16,667 --> 01:29:18,333
No, wait! Stop.

1316
01:29:20,958 --> 01:29:24,250
You're hurting me. Stop!

1317
01:29:25,792 --> 01:29:26,620
Where is he?

1318
01:29:26,750 --> 01:29:29,083
In the bathroom. He looked woozy.

1319
01:29:30,375 --> 01:29:32,333
You think it's funny?

1320
01:29:36,958 --> 01:29:37,958
Stop!

1321
01:29:38,500 --> 01:29:39,792
Lolo!

1322
01:29:40,583 --> 01:29:42,292
Stop, darling!

1323
01:29:44,708 --> 01:29:47,833
Hands off her, bitch!

1324
01:29:48,333 --> 01:29:49,458
I'll kill you!

1325
01:29:50,375 --> 01:29:51,708
Call the cops!

1326
01:29:54,208 --> 01:29:55,208
What happened?

1327
01:29:57,125 --> 01:29:57,953
Come here.

1328
01:29:58,083 --> 01:29:59,912
Stay away from me.

1329
01:30:00,042 --> 01:30:01,495
- What's wrong?
- Leave me.

1330
01:30:01,625 --> 01:30:03,453
- Are you crazy?
- Leave me alone!

1331
01:30:03,583 --> 01:30:06,245
I'm crazy like all the guys you toy with.

1332
01:30:06,375 --> 01:30:08,042
I know everything, you bitch.

1333
01:30:08,375 --> 01:30:10,292
Come on, I can explain.

1334
01:30:10,875 --> 01:30:12,875
- Come on.
- Hands off!

1335
01:30:13,542 --> 01:30:14,667
Listen to me.

1336
01:30:15,667 --> 01:30:17,745
Yes, I lied to you.

1337
01:30:17,875 --> 01:30:20,162
I recorded our conversations
day and night.

1338
01:30:20,292 --> 01:30:21,703
- I did that.
- What?

1339
01:30:21,833 --> 01:30:24,037
I wrote that trashy book about us.

1340
01:30:24,167 --> 01:30:25,167
But it's over.

1341
01:30:25,208 --> 01:30:26,537
You did what?

1342
01:30:26,667 --> 01:30:28,412
I was lost, I had writer's block

1343
01:30:28,542 --> 01:30:31,203
then you came along
and things started again,

1344
01:30:31,333 --> 01:30:33,125
but I got all mixed up.

1345
01:30:33,875 --> 01:30:35,828
What did you do?

1346
01:30:35,958 --> 01:30:37,500
What have you done?

1347
01:30:37,708 --> 01:30:40,000
What did you write about me?

1348
01:30:40,250 --> 01:30:41,078
Nothing!

1349
01:30:41,208 --> 01:30:43,078
What have you done?

1350
01:30:43,208 --> 01:30:45,375
I love you, Damien! Stop it!

1351
01:30:48,458 --> 01:30:51,333
- I even filed for divorce.
- Shut up!

1352
01:31:05,750 --> 01:31:07,245
PARAMEDICS

1353
01:31:07,375 --> 01:31:08,583
Can you hear me?

1354
01:31:15,625 --> 01:31:17,333
Are you hurt somewhere?

1355
01:31:21,583 --> 01:31:23,333
You're in an ambulance.

1356
01:31:24,167 --> 01:31:25,917
Open your eyes.

1357
01:31:26,750 --> 01:31:28,167
What's going on?

1358
01:31:30,000 --> 01:31:31,120
You're with us.

1359
01:31:31,250 --> 01:31:33,000
Don't try to get up.

1360
01:31:34,417 --> 01:31:35,662
Let me out.

1361
01:31:35,792 --> 01:31:37,203
Please, be sensible.

1362
01:31:37,333 --> 01:31:39,370
- Lie down.
- Let's strap her in.

1363
01:31:39,500 --> 01:31:41,208
Open the door right now!

1364
01:31:41,500 --> 01:31:42,917
Open the door!

1365
01:31:43,333 --> 01:31:44,792
Another hysterical woman.

1366
01:33:14,000 --> 01:33:15,708
Hello, Miss.

1367
01:33:18,458 --> 01:33:19,792
A beer, please.

1368
01:33:50,000 --> 01:33:53,203
Stand together, fight the fight!

1369
01:33:53,333 --> 01:33:56,833
Women of the world unite!

1370
01:34:21,667 --> 01:34:22,667
RESIST

1371
01:34:22,750 --> 01:34:25,495
WOMEN IN THE STREETS
THE PATRIARCHY IS PISSING ITSELF

1372
01:34:25,625 --> 01:34:27,495
SEXISTS, WE'RE WATCHING YOU

1373
01:34:27,625 --> 01:34:29,583
HANDS OFF MY PUSSY

1374
01:34:31,750 --> 01:34:33,208
MEN AND WOMEN
MAKING CHANGE TOGETHER

1375
01:34:34,750 --> 01:34:35,875
Alexandra!

1376
01:34:36,708 --> 01:34:37,875
Alexandra!