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  1. futileProtection
  2. ===BEGIN===
  3. * futileProtection began pestering plasmaArchitect
  4. futileProtection
  5. FP: :}3 Hey this is Karen, right? One of cornelia's friends?
  6. plasmaArchitect
  7. PA: I know Cornelia, yeah. Who might you be?
  8. futileProtection
  9. FP: :}3 Astrea, Astrea Bastet. I'm a recent acquaintance of Cornelia's and she handed me your handle
  10. plasmaArchitect
  11. PA: Oh cool. My last name is Caliburn, by the way. Karen Caliburn.
  12. futileProtection
  13. FP: :}3 Hey nice to meet you. So where do you live on Earth?
  14. plasmaArchitect
  15. PA: I used to live in Alaska, but I moved to a much bigger city further south.
  16. futileProtection
  17. FP: :}3 Alaska?
  18. plasmaArchitect
  19. PA: And it's normally a strange thing to say "on Earth", by the way.
  20. PA: Yup, but not anymore.
  21. futileProtection
  22. FP: :}3 Not from my perspective.
  23. FP: :}3 Since, if you'll believe it, I'm not human
  24. plasmaArchitect
  25. PA: ... Huh. I never discounted extraterrestrial life, but please forgive me if I don't just immedeately take your word for it.
  26. futileProtection
  27. FP: :}3 Can't exactly blame you for that.
  28. plasmaArchitect
  29. PA: And I'm not just gonna say "oh, where's the proof?" because that's rude.
  30. PA: But if you are telling the truth... That's really cool.
  31. futileProtection
  32. FP: :}3 I'm not sure how I can exactly prove it, cause if Earth has any make-up you'd probably think I was wearing like, a ton of it.
  33. plasmaArchitect
  34. PA: Fair enough. But I can also tell the difference between what is faked and real, more than most.
  35. PA: I know how special effects artists work. Their stuff is cool.
  36. futileProtection
  37. FP: :}3 ?
  38. plasmaArchitect
  39. PA: Like, on Earth, for movies and such
  40. PA: They have people who do prosthetics, hair and makeup, all to make it larger than life.
  41. futileProtection
  42. FP: :}3 Oh, fuck. Should've known that.
  43. FP: :}3 Being a hair stylist I should know, anyway you want a picture?
  44. plasmaArchitect
  45. PA: I have seen a lot of movies... But I've seen far more behind-the-scenes work of the movies themselves.
  46. PA: Sure
  47. * futileProtection sends a picture of herself, Astrea has her hair done up in a bun
  48. plasmaArchitect
  49. PA: I can send a picture if, uh... you want. In exchange.
  50. futileProtection
  51. FP: :}3 Sure might as well
  52. plasmaArchitect
  53. PA: ... Yeah, I can't see any makeup. Wow.
  54. PA: Either you put way too much effort into something casual, or you're telling the truth. I'm believing the latter.
  55. futileProtection
  56. FP: :}3 Cept for the obvious makeup on my lips.
  57. plasmaArchitect
  58. PA: Oh, right. Sorry, I'll send my picture.
  59. PA: Well yes, but that is also a given.
  60. futileProtection
  61. FP: :}3 But nah, that's me. Grey Skin, Horns, fuchsia glowing eyes and lips
  62. * plasmaArchitect sends a picture of herself, Karen is currently in normal human day clothes, albeit dirty, from working in her workshop.
  63. plasmaArchitect
  64. PA: Yes, what's with the glowing eyes?
  65. futileProtection
  66. FP :}3 Oh, just a little sideeffect of my psionics
  67. plasmaArchitect
  68. PA: ... Psionics?
  69. futileProtection
  70. FP: :}3 Psychic powers, specifically eyebeams
  71. plasmaArchitect
  72. PA: ... Omg
  73. PA: No way!
  74. PA: You shoot lazers out of your eyes?!
  75. futileProtection
  76. FP: :}3 I do.
  77. plasmaArchitect
  78. PA: That's so cool!
  79. PA: I love lazers! I even built my own laser rifle!
  80. futileProtection
  81. FP: :}3 Er, I guess? I mean gold bloods are pretty famous for hving them
  82. FP: :}3 Not that I have gold blood, I have fuchsia blood
  83. * plasmaArchitect sends a picture of a sci-fi looking rifle with what looks like a tiny, flat projector attached in a ring-like shape. Strange controls can be seen on the side of it.
  84. plasmaArchitect
  85. PA: You even have multiple blood colors?!
  86. PA: Humans just have red!
  87. futileProtection
  88. FP: :}3 Yeah I've heard, it's werid to me
  89. FP: :}3 We got blood colors going from red to fuchsia
  90. plasmaArchitect
  91. PA: Wow...
  92. PA: Oh, sorry, got, uh... excited there.
  93. PA: Haha. But really, that's so cool.
  94. futileProtection
  95. FP: :}3 It's...kinda weird for someone to call me cool, most of the time I'm not...well received
  96. plasmaArchitect
  97. PA: ... Why not?
  98. futileProtection
  99. FP: :}3 Because I'm a fuchsia blood, I'm considered royalty and also the most wanted person on the planet for that.
  100. plasmaArchitect
  101. PA: Royalty? Being wanted? What is this, the Russian revolution? Why would you be hunted for being ROYALTY?
  102. PA: That seems rather backwards.
  103. futileProtection
  104. FP: :}3 Because in Alternia, the heiress takes the throne by killing the empress. It's a stupid tradition, doesn't help the Empress is a sadist bitch and I'm...terrible at gaining any support
  105. plasmaArchitect
  106. PA: Well that sounds stupid. That's not how succession works on Earth, at least normally.
  107. PA: And if she's such a sadist, why are you not getting like, EVERYONE'S support?
  108. futileProtection
  109. FP: :}3 Yeah I've heard. Better than over here where we got a caste system based on your blood color
  110. FP: :}3 and why? Because you don't fuck with Miss Massacre.
  111. plasmaArchitect
  112. PA: Okay yeah, that definitely confirms my suspicion of Communism.
  113. futileProtection
  114. FP: :}3 Commun what?
  115. FP: :}3 We have an Empress, which is a monarchy
  116. plasmaArchitect
  117. PA: System of government based on caste, never works out. Made by some guy with good intentions who didn't understand how humans work. Regardless, what I'm gonna say is...
  118. PA: She sounds like a jerk. I don't really care what anyone's blood color is, but with how she's sounding I'm guessing it's not good for anyone.
  119. PA: You guys really need a better system of governemnt.
  120. PA: Ever heard of democracy?
  121. futileProtection
  122. FP: :}3 Preaching to the choir, sister. And yes Cornelia has told me about it
  123. FP: :}3 Doesn't help that blood color isn't just a social class, it's also a biological thing
  124. plasmaArchitect
  125. PA: Yeah, you guys probably need that. And to get rid of her, geez.
  126. PA: Oh? How does it affect your biology?
  127. futileProtection
  128. FP: :}3 Higher on the spectrum you tend to be more physically adept, more violent, and more resistant to psionics along with less potential for them
  129. plasmaArchitect
  130. PA: I know a thing or two about biology and medicine.
  131. futileProtection
  132. FP: :}3 Lower is the opposite. Lower bloods are more mentally adept, less violent, and less resistant to psionics but have a higher potential for them
  133. FP: :}3 If you are a fuchsia or violet like myself, you also are amphious
  134. plasmaArchitect
  135. PA: Well, you don't seem to be the violent type. Isn't fuchsia the highest?
  136. PA: You sound liek the opposite of a violent person.
  137. futileProtection
  138. FP: :}3 I do a lot of yoga
  139. plasmaArchitect
  140. PA: Yoga? I thought that was a human thing.
  141. futileProtection
  142. FP: :}3 Apprantely not since you know it.
  143. plasmaArchitect
  144. PA: Apparently it's a universal constant. I'll keep that in mind.
  145. futileProtection
  146. FP: :}3 My sign spirit...sister as you might call it, taught me it
  147. plasmaArchitect
  148. PA: Is "Miss Massacre" trying to kill her too?
  149. futileProtection
  150. FP: :}3 No. She was denounced as Heiress/ rejected it awhile back
  151. plasmaArchitect
  152. PA: But you're still vying for it, right?
  153. futileProtection
  154. FP: :}3 Yeah cause I'm sick of this caste system of highbloods murdering lowbloods for no good reason
  155. FP: :}3 Hasn't worked out much but...I'm getting stronger, I think.
  156. plasmaArchitect
  157. PA: I would be too. And it may not mean much in the grand scheme of things, but
  158. PA: I hope you win
  159. PA: Massacre lady sounds like a real jerk.
  160. futileProtection
  161. FP: :}3 She is, although she does have good fashion sense
  162. plasmaArchitect
  163. PA: Looking pretty doesn't make up for an ugly personality. At least in my opinion.
  164. futileProtection
  165. FP: :}3 Haha yeah.
  166. plasmaArchitect
  167. PA: She may have one out of two, but you look like you have both.
  168. PA: ...
  169. futileProtection
  170. FP: :}3 Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
  171. FP: :}3 Did you just flush flirt
  172. plasmaArchitect
  173. PA: Uh... What's flush?
  174. futileProtection
  175. FP: :}3 Flush is a redrom romance which means it's about positive feelings, Flush is the quadrant that deals with romance and sexual attraction.
  176. plasmaArchitect
  177. PA: Oh, uh... No, no, I totally didn't...
  178. futileProtection
  179. FP: :}3 Oh okay, glad that was cleared up.
  180. plasmaArchitect
  181. PA: Right. Yeah. Anyways, your lazer eyes are really cool, but I, uh... have to get back to my robot project. Good luck!
  182. * plasmaArchitect is now an idle chum!
  183. futileProtection
  184. FP: :}3 Oh, okay see ya.
  185. * futileProtection ceased pestering plasmaArchitect
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