D&D session 1

DM:
Nearly ready
Darth GW7:
woops
Darth GW7:
*woop

Keyleth:
Hurry up pussy
DM:

DM:
Can't find a sprite for the wagon, no big deal

Zin:
Say that to my face not online see what happens

Pankas:
So rude for such a naive little girl.
Nallin has connected.
Only Aterill [Merchant]'s owners can impersonate or run macros on it.

Aterill [Merchant]:
I'm so horny right now.
darkrei9n:
theres your wagon
Zinfando:
lol
DM:
Sweet

Zin:
fap fap fap
darkrei9n:
nevermind it wont move
Only Zin's owners can impersonate or run macros on it.

Zin:
fap fap fap

Zin:
hey aterill babe want to make some sweet music

Aterill [Merchant]:
oh yeah baby
darkrei9n:
theres your card
Zinfando:
I dont like where this is going.
darkrei9n:
cart!
darkrei9n:
CART!
Darth GW7:
who deleted pan
DM:
Who cares
darkrei9n:
Who deleted the cart?
DM:
No-one's been deleted
Darth GW7:
where the hell is-
Darth GW7:
oh
DM:
RIght, we ready to start?
Zinfando:
where's the wagon
DM:
Who cares
darkrei9n:
only if you'll fuck me hard
DM:
...
DM:
...fine
Darth GW7:
Just draw a random box
Darth GW7:
that can be the wagon
Darth GW7:
we might need that wagon to stand on
Nallin:
Zin's got a big red ball?
Darth GW7:
I've got huge balls
Zinfando:
yea whats up with that?

Keyleth:
you cant move drawn objects

Keyleth:
use a card or something

Keyleth:
JEW
Darth GW7:
okay and then zin was jew
Zinfando:
lol
Zinfando:
a colorful jew
Darth GW7:
I need to go for dinner

Keyleth:
I roll to hit the jew
Darth GW7:
Will be back soon
Darth GW7:
I'll literally stuff my piggy little face with it
Darth GW7:
so I can rush back
DM:
Okay
darkrei9n:
so... whos the sexy cart?
Nallin:
Ateril's mercenary
DM:
...why is there a pentagram. Or something
darkrei9n:
because hes a jew
DM:
Ah
Nallin:
Also
Zinfando:
How do I erase that stuff?
DM:
You don't

Aterill [Merchant]:
I am such a fag srsly
DM:
Muhaha
Nallin:
erase button on the right

Aterill [Merchant]:
Srsly, fuck me you guys

Aterill [Merchant]:
oh yeah
darkrei9n:
we got to go wait for darth to stop being a fucking tubby
Nallin:
brb 15 minutes
darkrei9n:
brb gonna stuff my face
Darth GW7:
back
DM:
k
Darth GW7:
what are we waiting for
Darth GW7:
I got a pistol
Zinfando:
I'm ready.
DM:
everyone else went and got food or something
Nallin is disconnected.
Zinfando:
._.
Darth GW7:
;-;
DM:
brb too
Darth GW7:
FFFF
Zinfando:
lol
Darth GW7:
brb
Zinfando:
Is anyone here?
Darth GW7:
yes
DM:
back, sorry.
Darth GW7:
die
Nallin has connected.
DM:
which type?
Darth GW7:
...
Zinfando:
can someone get rid of this jewish star?
Darth GW7:
x1 zing
Zinfando:
thanks
Darth GW7:
what jewish star
Zinfando:
great
Zinfando:
the star of david
Nallin:
So dark is still afk?
Darth GW7:
but you're a jewish monk
Zinfando:
noooo
darkrei9n:
back
darkrei9n:
sorry
Darth GW7:
YES
DM:
oh good
Darth GW7:
I've never been so happy to see dark
Darth GW7:
and never will be
DM:
Play nice, children
darkrei9n:
brb darth
Nallin:
Aterill had a Mercenary npc with him right?
Darth GW7:
die
DM:
No
Darth GW7:
btw zin
DM:
I couldn't be bothered moving him too
Darth GW7:
the star
Darth GW7:
it was under status
Darth GW7:
*state
Darth GW7:
Other 2+Other 4
Zinfando:
ahhh
darkrei9n:
lets do this
Darth GW7:
*other3+other4
DM:
hang on a minute
Darth GW7:
ffff
Zinfando:
the cart should be bigger
Zinfando:
yea
Zinfando:
shall we start?
Darth GW7:
DM: hang on a minute
Nallin:
Yeah so we left off with Zin finding the body and we were figuring out what to do with it
Zinfando:
mhm
DM:
You guys work on that argument just now then

Zin:
Should I take his stuff?

Aramil:
Yeah that's what I said

Pankas:
Sure, if it's worth taking.

Aramil:
He has no use of it.

Keyleth:
We're going to just loot the body?

Pankas:
Absolutely.

Keyleth:
Have you ever heard of sanctity for the dead!?

Aterill [Merchant]:
Why? What use does he have for coin?

Pankas:
We're just taking his stuff!

Pankas:
You don't take any of it with you, right?

Zin:
Think of it this way: we may use what he has to avenge his death!

Keyleth:
You're desecrating a body for something as little as coin!

Pankas:
Desecrating is a strong word.

Pankas:
We're just...

Aramil:
He might not just have coin, he could have some books or journals on him!
DM:
Can you guys still see, btw?

Zin:
yea

Aramil:
Yeah
Darth GW7:
Yeah?
DM:
k, sorry
DM:
continue

Aramil:
ctrl-h i think
Zinfando:
I want to check what is on him before I take anything
Nallin:
Like search his body?
Zinfando:
Yea, that wouldnt need a roll would it?
Darth GW7:
not unless it was something deliberately hidden

Zin:
Well, there's no harm in just seeing what he has.
DM:
Fine

Keyleth:
Do you humans have any respect for the dead? We should give him a proper burial, or at least not disrespect him in his death.

Pankas:
If we had the time, perhaps.
DM:
He has but meager possessions. Five gold coins and half a loaf of bread. He was presumably a peasant from the village.

Zin:
Nothing really worth taking here guys.

Pankas:
We could always chuck him in the wagon to be buried later.

Aramil:
Sure

Zin:
Sounds good.

Pankas:
If Mr. Merchant doesn't mind...?

Aterill [Merchant]:
... I guess. So long as you keep him away from anything valuable

Zin:
Yea, and how am I supposed to get this corpse down there?

Aramil:
Just toss it down

Pankas:
...ew.
DM:
The cliff's not that high, you could pass it down as well

Zin:
Keyleth, c'mere and take him for me

Pankas:
I don't want a pile of mangled bones, let's be gentle here fellas.
Nallin is disconnected.
Nallin is disconnected.

Keyleth:
Me? Why do I have to carry the body?
Nallin has connected.

Pankas:
You're the one who mentioned burying him.

Zin:
You were the one saying we shouldnt 'desecrate' it
Nallin:
Got Dcd
Zinfando:
didnt miss anything

Pankas:
You want your work done, you do it yourself, princess.
Zinfando:
ok do we need to roll for this?

Keyleth:
Alright, lets just make it quick.
DM:
roll (1, 20)
DM:
sorry

Keyleth:
*yes, lets roll, so we can see if I drop the body
Nallin:
Wait what type of check is it?
DM:
none, that was a test
DM:
roll (1, 20)
Nallin:
oh
DM:
11
DM:
there we go
Darth GW7:
it's /roll 1d20 or whatever I think
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d20 => 5
Darth GW7:
yeah
* darkrei9n rolls: 2d20 => 22
DM:
Okay, you pass the body down. It's not that heavy, as corpses go
* DM rolls: 5d20 => 55

Aterill [Merchant]:
Just let me move some of these valuables
Zinfando:
Can I jump off this without rolling?
DM:
The merchant moves some of the finery out of the way to make room for the body

Pankas:
Excellent. Five points of karma.
DM:
Make an acrobatics check, I think

Keyleth:
*keyleth nearly tosses the body in trying to get rid of it
* Zinfando rolls: d20+8 => 17 + 8 = 25
Nallin:
PSYCHO WAGON
Zinfando:
alley-oop
DM:
Success. You avoid breaking legs

Aramil:
So, I guess we should just bring the body to the guards once we get to runa

Aramil:
Have them investigate

Zin:
Good idea.

Aterill [Merchant]:
I think it's safer to assume we're in some sort of danger just now, though.

Keyleth:
Lets get going. *Keyleth nearly wretches at the thought of carrying the body again.

Aterill [Merchant]:
Corpses don't just happen, y'know. Onward
DM:
Btw
DM:
Forgot to ask at the start
DM:
You need a formation
DM:
For, at least, when i don't have a map
Darth GW7:
I think monk should be further back
Zinfando:
That good?
DM:
Sure, whatever
Zinfando:
square
DM:
Let's go
DM:
A sudden smell comes to your noses
Darth GW7:
and then it was end of the world

Zin:
You guys smell that?

Pankas:
Definitely.

Keyleth:
Yes.

Aramil:
Hrmm, I dont like it
Zinfando:
describe the smell
Keyleth: (( What kind of smell is it? ))

Pankas:
*Pan raises his hand crossbow
DM:
The smell is pungent, filthy, but not overly strong. It smells vaguely of mold
DM:
From beneath the bridge, two small, greenish creatures dressed in crude armour approach.
Darth GW7:
We can't see the bridge :v
DM:
Shush

Zin:
Here comes trouble.

Pankas:
Trouble comes in little green packages
DM:
Can you see anything on the map?
Darth GW7:
Not creature wise
DM:
now?
Darth GW7:
nope
DM:
now?
Darth GW7:
Yes.
DM:
good, good

Pankas:
*Pan lifts his crossbow, aiming at the goblin on the left

Goblin Warrior 2:
Mo' travlers, already

Goblin Warrior 2:
Yor money or yer life, friend

Keyleth:
*Keyleth aims for the goblin on the right

Aramil:
Wait, you speak the Common tongue?

Aramil:
I'm impressed

Goblin Warrior 1:
Da, the Common tongue. Tought by the witchy-man
DM:
Can everyone make perception checks?
DM:
Roll a d20
Darth GW7:
Sure.
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d20 => 14
* darkrei9n rolls: d20 => 12
Darth GW7:
+6 I think
* DM rolls: d20 => 20
DM:
ooh
Darth GW7:
No, +3
* DM rolls: d20 => 17
* Zinfando rolls: d20 => 1
* Nallin rolls: 1d20+1 => 20 + 1 = 21
* DM rolls: d20 => 19

Keyleth:
Its a +10 for me.
Zinfando:
I got a 2
Darth GW7:
derp
DM:
Two more creatures are hidden in the shadows

Pankas:
*Pan speaks out to the goblins, knowing that more will likely be hiding nearby.

Pankas:
Foolish creatures! There are many more of us coming. Do you take us for foolish travellers?

Pankas:
Foolish foolish fools who don't realise the foolishness of their foolish ways.

Goblin Warrior 2:
Big words for weak man
Nallin:
Bluff check?
DM:
Sure
Darth GW7:
Exactly what I was intending to do

Keyleth:
*Puts a arrow on her bowstring while Pankas talks.
* DM rolls: d20 => 8
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d20+8 => 12 + 8 = 20
* DM rolls: d20 => 19
DM:
ok

Goblin Warrior 1:
More coming. Do we want to fight them, really?

Goblin Warrior 2:
Quiet, idiot, they can hear you.
Darth GW7:
huehuehue
DM:
The goblins begin to converse in a guttural tongue

Pankas:
*Pan turns to Keyleth

Pankas:
*he whispers "Shall we?"

Goblin Warrior 2:
Alright, we ;let you go

Goblin Warrior 2:
But first, what's in the wagon there

Pankas:
You can smell it, if you want.

Keyleth:
"Nothing that you'll ever see"
DM:
Do you begin combat, then?

Pankas:
We've met your kind on the path already. You could say there's many a pound of flesh in that wagon.
Darth GW7:
Which isn't exactly a lie...
DM:
bluff again
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d20+8 => 17 + 8 = 25
* DM rolls: d20 => 14
* DM rolls: d20 => 1
DM:
ha

Keyleth:
*keyleth whispers* "If they make a step forward do it."

Keyleth:
*whispering to pan* "I have no wish to hurt creatures even if they deserve it."

Goblin Warrior 2:
THen you won't mind showing us, then, if it's just bodies. Goblin can't go hungry, you know. Tribe to feed.
Darth GW7:
shit

Zin:
Why are we negotiating with these degenerates?

Pankas:
You want to... See them? The corpses of your fallen bretheren?

Goblin Warrior 1:
an there were no patrolls either, today.
DM:
The goblin smiles, apparently believing his logic is flawless

Pankas:
Don't tell me... You're those kind of goblins! Those who eat the flesh of their own brothers!

Pankas:
Foul, disgusting creatures!

Goblin Warrior 1:
Tastes as good as rat

Goblin Warrior 1:
More of it too

Pankas:
Begone from our sight before I call for our backup! I have no wish to converse any longer with... Cannibals!

Keyleth:
"You are disgusting creatures..."
Nallin:
Ok, so, for combat we roll initiative first right?
DM:
yeah
DM:
d20 plus initiative modifier
DM:
hang on a minute
DM:
right, sorry

Keyleth:
(Who rolls first?)
Darth GW7:
Are we going into combat?
DM:
just all roll whenever
* Zinfando rolls: d20+3 => 16 + 3 = 19
* Nallin rolls: 1d20+1 => 4 + 1 = 5
* darkrei9n rolls: d20 => 9

Keyleth:
(boo)
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d20+4 => 16 + 4 = 20
* DM rolls: d20 => 9
DM:
hang on
Nallin:
so darth, then zin

Keyleth:
(Wait, where is the bonus for initiative?

Keyleth:
On my character sheet?)
Nallin:
yeah
Darth GW7:
Yeah
Zinfando:
dex mod + 1/2 level

Keyleth:
14 for me then.
DM:
plus maybe a feat
Zinfando:
SO what can we do during our turn?
Nallin:
I think its like
Darth GW7:
I have 25 initiative
DM:
There's four types of actions - free, minor, movement and standard
Darth GW7:
no wait
Darth GW7:
23
Darth GW7:
Wrong sheet
Nallin:
some pasta: On your turn, you take actions: a standard action, a move action, a minor action, and any number of free actions, in any order you wish. See “Action Types,” page 267
DM:
Yeah
Darth GW7:
I advise you guys to turn on the grid - Ctrl+g
Darth GW7:
Lets you see how far you can move
Nallin is disconnected.
Zinfando:
diagonal counts as one right?
DM:
So long as there's no corner in the way, yeah
DM:
Hang on
Nallin has connected.
DM:
right, Darth. Make your move
Nallin:
Speed= number of squares you move right?
DM:
yes
Darth GW7:
Pan fires a shot from his crossbow at the goblin on the left
DM:
Standard attack
DM:
?
Darth GW7:
the one in yellow
DM:
Right
Darth GW7:
Yeah. I'm too far away for any of my powers
DM:
Roll a d20 and add your Dex modifier
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d20+3 => 5 + 3 = 8
Darth GW7:
shit
DM:
add another 2 sorry. so it;s 10
Darth GW7:
Do I get any bonus for aiming beforehand?
DM:
No, it's assumed
Darth GW7:
No I mean
Darth GW7:
For the whole conversation
Darth GW7:
I've had my crossbow aimed at him
Darth GW7:
:v
Darth GW7:
Does that count for anything at all? ;(
DM:
+1 bonus then
Darth GW7:
yay
Darth GW7:
(I still miss)
DM:
The shot still goes wild, the goblin barely flinching

Pankas:
Um... Warning shot.
DM:
A number of more beast leap from the shadows
Darth GW7:
crap
DM:
additionally, arrows fly at you from a distance
Darth GW7:
double crap
* DM rolls: d20 => 8
* DM rolls: d20 => 1
* DM rolls: d20 => 12
Darth GW7:
Critical miss woo
DM:
Most of the arrows miss, one striking a goblin in the back, but one also hits the merchant.
DM:
The merchant keels over in pain and
DM:
the stricken goblin roars into the shadows behind him
DM:
Zinfando, your turn
Zinfando:
Can I say something to the merchant as a free action?
DM:
Yes

Zin:
Get under the wagon!
Darth GW7:
Smart.
DM:
The merchant nods at you and begins to drag himself under
Zinfando:
I would like to move through Pan, can I do that?
DM:
Yeah
Darth GW7:
I could move aside for him
DM:
You can move through allies
Darth GW7:
oh
Zinfando:
Can I do a standard action after I move?
DM:
Yes
DM:
and a minor
DM:
ok, what do you do?
Darth GW7:
give it a hug
Zinfando:
Ok now I'll do a standard melee attack on this guy
darkrei9n:
rape it
DM:
alright, d20 plus your attack modifier
DM:
+6
* Zinfando rolls: d20+6 => 13 + 6 = 19
DM:
Roll for damage
* Zinfando rolls: d20+3 => 6 + 3 = 9
DM:
d20, no
Darth GW7:
d10
Zinfando:
oh yea forgot
Darth GW7:
sure
* Zinfando rolls: d10+3 => 10 + 3 = 13
Zinfando:
pro
Darth GW7:
LOL
DM:
You strike the goblin in the face. It's bones don't so much break as they do disintegrate
Darth GW7:
OH MY GOD THAT IS SO EPIC
DM:
Goblins' turn now
Zinfando:
lol
DM:
Right, the goblin's attack Zinfando, and the other's form a protective wall
* DM rolls: d20 + 5 => 2 + 5 = 7
* DM rolls: d20 => 18
Darth GW7:
D;
DM:
One misses wildly, and the other strikes, dealing 5 damage.
Zinfando:
should I put that in my notes?
DM:
Incidentally, i should explain flanking
DM:
Yes
Darth GW7:
You can put it in properties
DM:
Current health, I think
Darth GW7:
Under properties it has HP
DM:
Flanking fives you combat advantage, which means you have a higher chance of hitting, or, sometimes, doing more damage
DM:
Anyway, Darkreign, your turn
darkrei9n:
I would like to use my skill split the tree
darkrei9n:
or power
DM:
right
DM:
on?
darkrei9n:
The two goblin cutters closest to me
Darth GW7:
Right on indeed
DM:
okay
DM:
Roll a d20 and add dex
DM:
do it twice, actually
* darkrei9n rolls: d20+5 => 15 + 5 = 20
* darkrei9n rolls: d20+5 => 20 + 5 = 25
DM:
Take the 25. Critical
DM:
You do full damage, then.
Darth GW7:
nice rolls.
DM:
30 damage. To each
Darth GW7:
NICE. ROLLS.
darkrei9n:
going to assume they're dead.
Darth GW7:
one sec
DM:
The arrows hit both goblins in the neck. It's not a clean kill despite the power - they are pinned to the ground, still throwing up blood for a few seconds afterwards.
darkrei9n:
"Anyone else?"

Keyleth:
"Anyone else?"
DM:
The two goblin warriors step forward, hatred in their eyes

Pankas:
Right on.
darkrei9n:
EEEEEEK
* DM rolls: d20 + 6 => 3 + 6 = 9
You have disconnected.
Nallin has connected.
darkrei9n has connected.
DM has connected.
Zinfando has connected.
Darth GW7:
lost interwebs
Nallin:
I guess,
Nallin:
I'll do magic Missile for now
DM:
Okay, target?
Nallin:
wait
Nallin:
can
Nallin:
enmies block line of sight?
DM:
No
Nallin:
then I'll mm him
DM:
alright
Nallin:
would I still get the combat advantage?
DM:
no, you're not directly adjacent
Nallin:
ah ok
darkrei9n:
after this fight I need to do the dishes
DM:
k
Nallin:
even with reapers touch?
Darth GW7:
After this fight I need to go actually :v
Darth GW7:
But I've got time
DM:
mh, hang on
DM:
What does reaper's touch do, again? And where is it?
Nallin is disconnected.
DM:
erm
Darth GW7:
interwebs
Zinfando:
He'll be back
Nallin has connected.
Darth GW7:
nallin is such a fag
Darth GW7:
huhuhuhuhu
DM:
What's reapers touch again?
Darth GW7:
let's all insult him while he's not here
Nallin:
ehem
Nallin:
lols
Darth GW7:
..
Darth GW7:
ehem
Nallin:
ok
Nallin:
hold on
DM:
found it maybe
Nallin:
It has different effects for different powers
Nallin:
I wrote the effect for mm on my sheet
DM:
No, still not advantage. That just means you can use it in melee range
Nallin:
ah ok
DM:
Anyway, d20 plus Int
* Nallin rolls: d20+5 => 17 + 5 = 22
DM:
Alright
DM:
brb
darkrei9n:
Im gonna go do dishes
darkrei9n:
if he comes back and its my turn
DM:
sorry bad time
darkrei9n:
I use standard on the guy next to me
DM:
alright k
DM:
Um, an orb of pure force flies from your hands, striking the goblin and causing him to fall screaming to the ground
DM:
Damage doesn't matter
Darth GW7:
It doesn't?!
Nallin:
GREAT SUCCESS
DM:
It's a minion. Sorry if I forgot to mention that, only 1 health
Darth GW7:
oh.
Nallin:
ah
Nallin:
lol
* DM rolls: d20 => 15
DM:
Okay, you see three archers moving about further away from you
DM:
Darth, your turn
Darth GW7:
Can I see them well enough to shoot them?
DM:
yes
Darth GW7:
Alright...

Pankas:
*Pan picks up the dead body of the goblin and uses it as a meat shield, firing his crossbow at one of the archers
Darth GW7:

Zinfando:
clever
Darth GW7:
I'm holding it in front of me, towards the archers
DM:
Alright
DM:
First, the goblin standing next to you takes advantage of your distraction
Darth GW7:
shit
* DM rolls: d20 + 6 => 16 + 6 = 22
Darth GW7:
shit
Zinfando:
oooh
DM:
He strikes you with his spear
Darth GW7:
ow
* DM rolls: d8 + 2 => 8 + 2 = 10
Darth GW7:
ow
DM:
It hits you in the back as you pick up the body, dealing serious damage
Zinfando:
How do you get health bars?
Darth GW7:
Bar
DM:
Roll for attack
Darth GW7:
anyway
Darth GW7:
Like that, right?
DM:
sure
Darth GW7:
come on lucky diiiice
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d20+5 => 5 + 5 = 10
Darth GW7:
FFFFFFFFFFFF
DM:
The crossbow strikes the valley walls next to the archer, giving him a shock but not doing any actual damage
Darth GW7:
It's that caffeine I swear
Darth GW7:
I can't aim straight
Zinfando:
lol
DM:
Zin, you're turn
Darth GW7:
get yo hands off my meatshield
DM:
sorry
Darth GW7:
>

Aramil:
Time to disintegrate them faces
DM:
:P
Zinfando:
standard melee on this guy
DM:
k
* Zinfando rolls: d20+6 => 15 + 6 = 21
Darth GW7:
can I just say it again
Darth GW7:
that was completely awesome
DM:
why not power, btw?
Zinfando:
I just dont want to
DM:
k
Zinfando:
yea I obliterated that other guy lol
DM:
roll for damage then
* Zinfando rolls: d10+3 => 5 + 3 = 8
DM:
okay, the goblin's neck snaps backwards, and he falls limply to the groun d
DM:
*ground
Darth GW7:
nice
DM:
The archers take aim and fire
Darth GW7:
shit
* DM rolls: d20 + 8 => 16 + 8 = 24
* DM rolls: d20 + 8 => 2 + 8 = 10
* DM rolls: d20 + 8 => 5 + 8 = 13
DM:
One, from the rightmost goblin, arrow strikes Keyleth in the arm, doing 4 damage.
Darth GW7:
That's okay then
* DM rolls: d20 +5 => 16 + 5 = 21
Darth GW7:
Wait, shit
DM:
The goblin hits Pan with a short sharp stab from a sword, around the meatshield
Darth GW7:
That opportunity attack a while back
DM:
Take 5 damage
Darth GW7:
I get an AC bonus against those
Darth GW7:
of my CHA bonus
Darth GW7:
damnit why did I forget that
DM:
Still hit
DM:
22 vs 19
Darth GW7:
That's okay then
Darth GW7:
well
Darth GW7:
you get what I mean
Darth GW7:
also ow
Darth GW7:
not as much damage from when he stuck his shaft up my ass
Darth GW7:
but ow
DM:
He
DM:
How'd you change HP, again?
Darth GW7:
Edit properties
DM:
Current health, I mean
DM:
That seems to only change total health
Darth GW7:
Uh?
Nallin:
You mean the bar?
Darth GW7:
Oh, that?
DM:
yes
Darth GW7:
Bar
Darth GW7:
right click on the person and choose bar
Darth GW7:
aramil how the hell do you have such a huge bar
Nallin:
No clue
Nallin:
I have 23 hp listed
Darth GW7:
dead jelly
DM:
Right, it's dark's turn anyway
Darth GW7:
what the f-
DM:
He wanted to attack the person next to him, right?
Nallin:
sorry my bad
Zinfando:
yea
Darth GW7:
yup
DM:
k
Darth GW7:
I would volunteer to roll for him
Darth GW7:
but I don't want to get us all killed
DM:
nah, I'll do it I guess
DM:
Careful attack on the adjacent enemy
* DM rolls: d20 + 1 => 7 + 1 = 8
Darth GW7:
shit I should have done it
DM:
Oh well, nevermind, it missed
DM:
goblin Warrior's attack then
Zinfando:
what weapon is keyleth using?
DM:
A bow and unarmed melee, I think
Zinfando:
unarmed is a d8
Darth GW7:
He used a power
DM:
mhm
Zinfando:
oh
DM:
ANyway
* DM rolls: d20 + 6 => 5 + 6 = 11
* DM rolls: d20 + 6 => 20 + 6 = 26
DM:
Okay, so the goblin misses pan but hits Keyleth
Darth GW7:
please don't let the crit be me-
Darth GW7:
oh thank god
* DM rolls: 1d8 + 2 damage => 7 + 2 = 9
DM:
Right, Nallin
Nallin is disconnected.
Darth GW7:
nope
DM:
welp
DM:
um
DM:
this is
Darth GW7:
awkward
Zinfando:
we must wait
Nallin has connected.
Darth GW7:
nallin is SUCH a FAG
Nallin:
ok
Zinfando:
lol
Nallin:
so wh- GODDAMNIT DARTH
Darth GW7:
what what what what did I do
Darth GW7:
you can't prove anything
Nallin:
oh just you wait and see
Darth GW7:
continue sir DM
Nallin:
ONE OF THESE DAYS!
DM:
Nallin, go
Darth GW7:
yeah nallin pls go
Nallin:
ok so what did i miss?
Darth GW7:
Your attack
Darth GW7:
I mean-
Darth GW7:
you didn't miss
DM:
Nothing
Darth GW7:
it's your attack
Nallin:
Alright
Darth GW7:
you probably will miss though
Nallin:
Im going to use sleep
DM:
If it helps, you can kill the archers in one hit
Nallin:
Oh ok
Darth GW7:
oh wait
Darth GW7:
I thought you were joking
Darth GW7:
Like "yeah I'm just gonna curl up and sleep"
Darth GW7:
is that a spell
DM:
ha
Darth GW7:
okay ignore me
Nallin:
No my ability
Nallin:
lol
DM:
right, what you doing?
Zinfando:
can you make the archers sleep?
Nallin:
I can see them
Nallin:
cant*
Darth GW7:
Yes we can
Darth GW7:
I mean, I could shoot at them
Zinfando:
where are the archers dm?
Darth GW7:
well that's great
DM:
Can you see ther snipers?
Darth GW7:
we can't hit all of them
Darth GW7:
Yeah
Nallin:
There we go
Nallin:
Yeah sleep is are burst 2 within 20 squares
DM:
k
Nallin:
so I think I can get them both?
DM:
yup
Zinfando:
totally
Nallin:
cool
* Nallin rolls: d20+5 => 4 + 5 = 9
Nallin:
fffff
Darth GW7:
wow guys
DM:
hang on
Darth GW7:
this is what happens when you touch me
Darth GW7:
you get my bad luck
Zinfando:
lol
Nallin:
wait they are still slowed
DM:
Mhm
Darth GW7:
so STOP TOUCHING MEEEE
Nallin:
even if i miss
Darth GW7:
They're not going to be moving, though.
Darth GW7:
Damn campers.
Darth GW7:
I guess they'll be slower to attack, though?
DM:
right, Pan. go.
Darth GW7:
Right!
Darth GW7:
Pan's going to use sky flourish on the goblin next to him.
DM:
alright
Nallin:
upside down triangle is slow i guess
DM:
Sure
DM:
Roll for Dex

Pankas:
*Pan spins around, thrusting the goblin corpse at the warrior behind him before bringing the crossbow to its neck.

Pankas:
What modifiers?
DM:
Dex

Pankas:
It's CHA as well btw
DM:
Crossbow means Opportunity \attack
DM:
Just for damage

Pankas:
Oh yeah.
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d20+3 => 18 + 3 = 21

Pankas:
YES

Pankas:
I mean-
Darth GW7:
YES
DM:
Which one you attacking, btw? Warrior or cutter?
Darth GW7:
What cutter?
Zinfando:
no alive cutters
DM:
Next to you>
DM:
?
Darth GW7:
Only a-
Zinfando:
meatshield
Darth GW7:
...
Darth GW7:
you bastard
Zinfando:
lol
DM:
Sorry, it turned invisible for some reason
Darth GW7:
um...
Darth GW7:
The one behind me, I guess. So I don't get flanked anymore.
DM:
k
Darth GW7:
Roll for damage?
* DM rolls: d20 => 8
DM:
Goblin misses
DM:
Also yeah
Darth GW7:
oh boy oh boy
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d6+6 => 5 + 6 = 11
DM:
Hefting the meat shield, you shoot a bolt into the goblin. It's eyes cloud over with pain for but a moment, then it returns to its full fury
Darth GW7:
fu-
Zinfando:
Dont worry bout it
Darth GW7:
can I have my meat shield back
DM:
yes
Darth GW7:
yay
DM:
Zinf, you're turn
Darth GW7:
I don't miss it until it's gone, you see
Zinfando:
What is the difference between moving and shifting?
DM:
Shift can pass through things and doesn't cause attacks of opportunity
DM:
Right
Zinfando:
and now I use my...
Darth GW7:
FISTS OF FURY
Zinfando:
FISTS OF FIVE STORMS
Darth GW7:
THAT TOO
Zinfando:
Standard Action Close burst 1 Target: Each enemy you can see in burst Attack: Dexterity vs. Reflex Hit: 1 d8 + Dexterity modifier damage. Level 11: 2d8 + Dexterity modifier damage. Movement Technique Move Action Personal Effect; You shift 2 squares.
DM:
ROLL FOR DEXTERITY
Zinfando:
burst?
Darth GW7:
SHIT BE GOIN' DOWN
Darth GW7:
means you hit more than one I think
DM:
hm, hang on
Nallin:
yeah
Nallin:
wait
Nallin:
there is no frienly fire right?
Darth GW7:
not unless you're blind or something
DM:
Yes there is
DM:
I think
Darth GW7:
...or maybe there is
Darth GW7:
;-;
DM:
You're a rogue though, so
Darth GW7:
ZIN
Zinfando:
Zin is smart enough not to punch Pan in the face
Darth GW7:
AIM FOR THE MEAT SHIELD
Darth GW7:
AIM. FOR. THE. MEAT. SHIELD.
DM:
wait
Zinfando:
right
DM:
No, no friendly fire. "Each enemy"
DM:
all right
Nallin:
So i guess it's spell-specific
Nallin:
Which means-
DM:
yeah
Darth GW7:
well if you're firing off a huge goddamn fireball your pals are gonna get singed
Nallin:
DUAL DISINTEGRATION
Zinfando:
so I do 1d8+dex mod damage to both these guys?
DM:
Roll for dex first
Darth GW7:
vs. reflex?
DM:
d20 + dex modifier
DM:
yes
Darth GW7:
I hope goblins have crap reflexes
* Zinfando rolls: d20+3 => 14 + 3 = 17
Darth GW7:
pew
DM:
Alright, it hits both.
DM:
Roll for damage
* Zinfando rolls: d8+3 => 2 + 3 = 5
Zinfando:
I want to elbow the cutter in the jaw
DM:
and again
darkrei9n:
oh shi
Darth GW7:
well he's hitting two of them
Darth GW7:
two seperate rolls
Darth GW7:
I guess
DM:
yes
Darth GW7:
also when did you get back maget
darkrei9n:
just now
darkrei9n:
and I see my health has been raped
* Zinfando rolls: d8+3 => 1 + 3 = 4
Darth GW7:
not as much as I have
DM:
Yeah, a bit
Darth GW7:
someone stuck a spear up my ass
darkrei9n:
I don't see you
Darth GW7:
I have a meat shield
Zinfando:
how did I do?
Darth GW7:
how did you get such shitty rolls man
DM:
Right you throw a glancing blow at the Warrior's face, bursting his nose, and elbow the goblin in his face, breaking his neck
darkrei9n:
whos turn is it now?
DM:
Snipers
Nallin:
cutter's dead?
Nallin:
yeah nvm
DM:
ja
Darth GW7:
What are surges btw
* DM rolls: d20 + 8 => 8 + 8 = 16
* DM rolls: d20 + 8 => 9 + 8 = 17
* DM rolls: d20 + 8 => 5 + 8 = 13
Darth GW7:
this is bad
Zinfando:
darn
Nallin:
you can use those to heal
DM:
Not really.
DM:
The only person hurt is Zinfado, who takes 4 damage
DM:
Also that
Darth GW7:
is it like an adrenaline rush
DM:
Second wind
Darth GW7:
Okay, can I use one of those?
Darth GW7:
it's my turn right?
Nallin:
like temporary hp?
Darth GW7:
No, wait, aramill first
Nallin:
yeah
DM:
what
DM:
No, dark then aramill
DM:
No, not temporary at all. Proper heal
Nallin:
yeah- wait,
Nallin:
oh ok
Darth GW7:
hmm.. they're a standard action though.
darkrei9n:
Hmmm. How possible is it to use a bow in close range?
DM:
Erm
Zinfando:
cant you move back a few steps then fire?
Nallin is disconnected.
darkrei9n:
Alright
darkrei9n:
I know what to do
darkrei9n:
Ill use two-fanged strike on the goblin in front of me.
Darth GW7:
not yet
Nallin has connected.
Nallin:
oh hey darth
DM:
ok
Darth GW7:
hey guys nalli- shit I missed it
Zinfando:
lol
DM:
Roll 2 Dexes vs AC then, dark. I guess
* darkrei9n rolls: d20+5 => 12 + 5 = 17
* darkrei9n rolls: d20+5 => 1 + 5 = 6
darkrei9n:
fuck you darth you gave me bad luck
DM:
Tough luck, only one hit
Darth GW7:
What about aramil's turn?
DM:
While you ready your attack, the goblin attempts to hit you
DM:
He's after dark
Darth GW7:
oh
* DM rolls: d20 + 6 => 4 + 6 = 10
DM:
It's spear misses by miles. Roll for damage.
darkrei9n:
d10?
DM:
erm
DM:
d10 + 5
DM:
yes
* darkrei9n rolls: d10+5 => 3 + 5 = 8
Darth GW7:
why is there a "cobblestone" player btw
Zinfando:
lol
DM:
Hm
Darth GW7:
Can I throw it at them
DM:
Your arrow hits the goblin in the shoulder, causing it to hiss in pain and fury
Darth GW7:
sticks and stones
DM:
have been deleted
DM:
Right, warrior's turn. Then aramil
Darth GW7:
but actions speak louder than words
* DM rolls: d20 + 6 => 18 + 6 = 24
* DM rolls: d20 + 6 => 11 + 6 = 17
DM:
Sorry Zin
Zinfando:
fuck
* DM rolls: 1d8 + 2 => 7 + 2 = 9
Darth GW7:
better you than me pal
DM:
It's spear strikes you below the rib, and it laughs with cruel glee
darkrei9n:
ouch..
DM:
Nallin, on you go
Nallin:
Ok
Nallin:
so
Darth GW7:
rape those mofos
Nallin:
Gonna move 6
DM:
Attack of opportunity, but okay
Nallin:
or 5
DM:
No wait, it isn't
DM:
Go ahead
Nallin:
then im using thunder wave
Darth GW7:
I hope they're not ground type
Zinfando:
how much damage did I take?
Nallin:
At-Will ✦ Arcane, Implement, Thunder Standard Action Close blast 3 Target: Each creature in blast Attack: Intelligence vs. Fortitude Hit: 1d6 + Intelligence modifier thunder damage, and you push the target a number of squares equal to your Wisdom modifier. Increase damage to 2d6 + Intelligence modifier at 21st level.
Zinfando:
how much damage did I take?
DM:
none
Darth GW7:
what
Zinfando:
didnt I get stabbed with a spear?
DM:
Oh sorry
DM:
9
Darth GW7:
you got better
DM:
and then got stabbed again
DM:
9
Darth GW7:
wat
DM:
You're at 13 health
Darth GW7:
how did he get stabbed twice
Zinfando:
wait a minute I was at 22 stabbed twice
DM:
...nm
DM:
no
Zinfando:
that means Im at 4
DM:
Shush
DM:
My bad
Darth GW7:
pull yourself together DM
* Nallin rolls: d20=5 => 12
DM:
But... but...
DM:
wait, add Int modifier, yes?
Darth GW7:
I think that was what the 5 was meant to be
Nallin:
oh yeah
Darth GW7:
but he put = by accident
DM:
17
DM:
Damage then
DM:
1d6 + 5
Darth GW7:
cmon natural 6
* Nallin rolls: 1d6+5 => 5 + 5 = 10
Darth GW7:
that'll do
* Nallin rolls: 1d6+5 => 3 + 5 = 8
Nallin:
and I push them, but i guess i cant do that since theyre against a wall
Darth GW7:
well the one on the left might be pushed a little
Darth GW7:
and it'll take him longer to get up because he's slow
DM:
Lightning streaks from your fingers, bursting into the chest of you're foes. They slam against the walls and smoke begins to pour from their mouth and ears. The electricity coursing through their body has obviously destroyed their innards.
Darth GW7:
oh FUN
DM:
Darth, your turn
Nallin:
Both are dead?
Darth GW7:
Alright. I use my healing surge.
DM:
Their innards melted.
Nallin:
cool
DM:
Yes they're dead
Darth GW7:
Their innards are augmented
DM:
Right, heal 9 health
Darth GW7:
Can I throw the meat shield
DM:
...not as an attack, no
Darth GW7:
aw
Darth GW7:
can I hide underneath it
DM:
...why?
Zinfando:
its just a little goblin
Darth GW7:
But it hurts so much
DM:
That would leave you prone, and give the enemies more combat advantage
Darth GW7:
...oh
DM:
So, heal 9
Darth GW7:
can I pass it to the warrior as a distraction
DM:
oh you have
Darth GW7:
"Here, have a corpse!"
DM:
you can make a bluff check once per encounter. I'll assume that counts
Darth GW7:
Oh sweet
* DM rolls: d20 => 14
Darth GW7:
okay I try and distract him while keeping my precious meat shield intact
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d20+8 => 11 + 8 = 19
DM:
Alright. What do you say?
Darth GW7:
uh.

Pankas:
"OOGA BOOGA! UNGA DUNGA DUNGA! ME RIP GOBLIN FLESH FROM PUNY BABY BODY!"
Zinfando:
lol
Darth GW7:
...I dunno
darkrei9n:
ask him to hold it for you
Darth GW7:
no
Darth GW7:
gtfo my meat shield
DM:
Right, if you can't think of anything you distract him somehow.
Nallin:
brb, if im not back by my next turn, go ahead and use magic missile on the last archer
Darth GW7:
No, I say that.
Darth GW7:
That's a distraction and a half.
DM:
Either way, combat advantage for another turn
DM:
rigt
DM:
right
Darth GW7:
What does that mean
DM:
+2 to attack rolls until the end of your next turn
DM:
Right, Archers. Archer
Darth GW7:
Oh excellent
Zinfando:
its my turn right?
* DM rolls: d20 + 8 for Pan => 3 + 8 = 11
DM:
Ah well, never mind then. It hits the meatshield with a *thunk*.
DM:
Zin?
Zinfando:
is it my turn?
DM:
yup
Darth GW7:
FUCK YEAH MEAT SHIELD
Darth GW7:
THE BEST KIND OF SHIELD
Zinfando:
I'm gonna smack this guy in the face as hard as I can
DM:
arright
* Zinfando rolls: d20+6 => 8 + 6 = 14
Zinfando:
hit?
Darth GW7:
Does he get combat advantage too?
DM:
No. Your puch connects with armour, doing no damage to the goblin inside.
Zinfando:

DM:
Even with Combat advantage
DM:
Right, Dark
Zinfando:
wait
Zinfando:
I can still use this
Zinfando:
power I have
DM:
Mhm?
Zinfando:
Free Action (Special) Melee 1 Trigger: You hit with an attack during your turn Target: One creature Level 11: One or two creatures Level 21: Each enemy adjacent to you Effect: The target takes damage equal to 3 + your Strength modifier. If the target wasn't targeted by the triggering attack, the damage increases by 2 (4 at 11th level and 6 at 21 st level). Special: You can use this power only once per round.
Zinfando:
so he takes 5 damage from that
DM:
What move is this?
Zinfando:
stone fist flurry of blows
DM:
The trigger means you need to hit with an attack first
DM:
Sorry, man
Darth GW7:

Zinfando:
ah shit
DM:
Right, Dark then?
DM:
Dark?
Zinfando:
hmmm
DM:
erm
Darth GW7:
this is awkward
darkrei9n:
yeah?
Darth GW7:
YOUR TURN.
darkrei9n:
alright
darkrei9n:
I attempt to rape the goblin
darkrei9n:
I MEAN hit him
Nallin is disconnected.
Darth GW7:
same thing dude
DM:
right.
DM:
With?
Darth GW7:
woah man
Darth GW7:
don't want to know

Keyleth:
*Attempts to hit the goblin in front of her with her bow
Darth GW7:
With... the bow?
darkrei9n:
Yeah
Zinfando:
haha
DM:
Al...right
darkrei9n:
hope its some good ass wood
Zinfando:
lol
Darth GW7:
your bow snaps. nice job breaking it hero.
Zinfando:
strangle him with the bowstring!
Darth GW7:
that would be so awesome
Darth GW7:
like hitman
DM:
I'll let you use it as a club, sure
Zinfando:
yea
Darth GW7:
and just like hitman the corpse spazzes the fuck out
Darth GW7:
and flies away
Zinfando:
then keyleth disguises herself as a goblin
darkrei9n:
Alright
darkrei9n:
do I roll with dex or strength?
DM:
Strength
* darkrei9n rolls: d20-1 => 13 - 1 = 12
DM:
It misses. It misses by a lot
darkrei9n:
welp i tried

Pankas:
That's not how you use a bow, princess.
DM:
Right then, Goblin's turn
Zinfando:
oh god oh god
Darth GW7:
oh fuck oh fuck we are gonna be poor
* DM rolls: d20 + 6 for pan => 15 + 6 = 21
* DM rolls: d20 + 6 for Keyleth => 9 + 6 = 15
Darth GW7:
;-;
Zinfando:
goodbye my friend
Darth GW7:
never forget me
DM:
Okay, the goblin attack's Pan with the spear, but misses Keyleth.
Darth GW7:
wait isn't there some sort of modifier if I have advantage?
DM:
No
Darth GW7:
oh
darkrei9n:
Oh this is going to hurt
* DM rolls: 1d8 + 2 => 1 + 2 = 3
Darth GW7:
oh
DM:
It cuts through the meathshield, but the reduced momentum also reduces the damage. It's little more than a graze
Darth GW7:
RNG... Why do you toy with me like this?
DM:
Nallin you there?
Zinfando:
he DCed I think
DM:
Magic Missle it is then!
Darth GW7:
missile locked on target
darkrei9n:
wait
darkrei9n:
it missed me?
Darth GW7:
yes.
darkrei9n:
WOO!
DM:
yah
darkrei9n:
I live to try and hit it with my bow again
* DM rolls: d20 + 5 => 13 + 5 = 18
* DM rolls: 2d4 + 5 => 4 + 5 = 9
Darth GW7:
I thought magic missile was an instant hit
Darth GW7:
that's what people said in the thread
darkrei9n:
yeah...
DM:
Not if it dodges, though
Darth GW7:
THEY LIED TO ME ;-;
DM:
In previous editions it was. Now it's Int vs Reflex
Darth GW7:
whatever
Darth GW7:
what happen
DM:
The magic missle slams into the goblin and kills it.
DM:
Darth, go again
Zinfando:
yay
Zinfando:
Kill that fucker
Darth GW7:
My go?
Zinfando:
yea
Darth GW7:
Right.
Darth GW7:
I fire my crossbow into that mofo in front of me
Darth GW7:
...Alright?
Darth GW7:
:v
Zinfando:
roll
Darth GW7:
before I do
DM:
also attack of opportunity
Darth GW7:
It's been an honour worshipping the RNG with you guys
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d20+7 => 18 + 7 = 25
Darth GW7:
...
Darth GW7:
.....
Darth GW7:
YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Zinfando:
noice
Darth GW7:
ALSO
Darth GW7:
I HAVE COMBAT ADVANTAGE
DM:
Is this the first time you've hit something?
Zinfando:
oh he dead
Darth GW7:
SO I DO +2d6 DAMAGE
DM:
Nice
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d6+3 => 6 + 3 = 9
* Darth GW7 rolls: 2d6 => 8
DM:
Hang on
* DM rolls: d20 + 6 => 9 + 6 = 15
DM:
It attempts to strike you with a spear, missing only by an inch, as you blow it's head off with a shot from your crossbow
Zinfando:
yea!

Pankas:
OHHHHH YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH
DM:
Didn't even give it a chance to get bloodied
DM:
You bastard
DM:
:P

Pankas:
NO SON OF A TROLL, LITTLE WHELP GOBLIN GONNA BEAT PANKAS TARMIKOTH

Pankas:
NO SIR, NOT TODAY
DM:
Alright, one last goblin
Darth GW7:
Pankas does a little victory dance on the spot before realising he has blood on his shirt.

Pankas:
Agh... Come ON...
darkrei9n:
if my turn comes up I try to smack the goblin with my bow again
DM:
Alright, Zin, your turn
darkrei9n:
let aramil roll for me. Darth is unlucky and pankas's luck likely ran out
DM:
ha, ok
Darth GW7:
Bitch, who got a 25 just now?
Darth GW7:
WHO, I TELLS YE?
* Zinfando rolls: d20+6 => 2 + 6 = 8
Zinfando:
ew
DM:
Well, that missed
Zinfando:
lol
Darth GW7:
good try
DM:
The goblin glares at you and moves back a step
DM:
Dark
Darth GW7:
ouch
Darth GW7:
rejected
darkrei9n:
hit with my bow
Zinfando:

Darth GW7:
USE ARROWS, DAMNIT
DM:
Hang on, aramil's not here, is he?
* darkrei9n rolls: d20-1 => 4 - 1 = 3
darkrei9n:
GODDAMN IT
darkrei9n:
FUCK YOU
DM:
What.
Darth GW7:
USE. ARROWS.
Zinfando:
you coulda shot it
DM:
Why did you use a melee attack while not nearby?
Darth GW7:
It's three squares away
Darth GW7:
two, rather
DM:
Right, Goblin's turn
Darth GW7:
oh shit
DM:
...and then
Darth GW7:
oh double shit
Darth GW7:
...I have no idea where this is going, but oh shit
DM:
Powers, my dear boy, that is what is going on

Zin:
Get him!
DM:
hang on
Darth GW7:
.....OH SHIT
* DM rolls: d20 + 6 vs Darth => 6 + 6 = 12
DM:
...oh well
Darth GW7:
...thank god

Zin:
what happened?
DM:
Nallin still not back?
Darth GW7:
guess not.
Darth GW7:
What happened, though?
DM:
It's a Skirmisher. It can move and then make another half move action before making a ranged attack
DM:
Also it deals more damage
Darth GW7:
ee
* DM rolls: d20 + 5 => 3 + 5 = 8
DM:
Well, Darth go on
Darth GW7:
My go?
DM:
yar
Zinfando:
shoot him in the dick
Darth GW7:
Right.
DM:
Seriously, aim for the dick
Darth GW7:
I'm gonna use my deft strike power.
Darth GW7:
k?
DM:
alright
Darth GW7:
Roll to hit?
DM:
You not moving first?
Darth GW7:
Oh-
Darth GW7:
kay
Darth GW7:
Attacking with my crossbow again.
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d20+5 => 10 + 5 = 15
DM:
'cause otherwise it's just a standard attack
DM:
The bolt misses, and the goblin smiles evilly and makes a quick attack
Darth GW7:
shit
* DM rolls: d20 + 6 => 18 + 6 = 24
Darth GW7:
double shit
* DM rolls: d8 + 2 => 8 + 2 = 10
Darth GW7:
WHY DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF
DM:
Triple?
Nallin has connected.
DM:
The spear is driven in through your midriff
Darth GW7:
ow
Nallin:
k im back
Darth GW7:
you're a fag
DM:
Right, Zin?
Nallin:
too l- wait that was direct
Nallin:
dmanit
Zinfando:
Ok...
* Zinfando rolls: d20+6 => 10 + 6 = 16

Goblin Warrior 2:
rawr
Zinfando:
hit?
DM:
+2 for CA, so yeah
DM:
roll for damage
* Zinfando rolls: d10+3 => 3 + 3 = 6
DM:
Your fist meets the goblin's face. It's now thoroughly bloodied
Darth GW7:
It's NOT DEAD?!
DM:
No
Darth GW7:
fuuuu
DM:
It's like been hit once before
DM:
Dark, you're turn?
Zinfando:
I punched it in the face twice now
DM:
*your, sorry
DM:
You missed last time
Darth GW7:
Oh, use your power again!
DM:
Mm, yeah
Darth GW7:
the stone fist one
DM:
5 damage?
Darth GW7:
Yeah.
Zinfando:
I hit it before with that special power that let me attack 2 guys
Zinfando:
when I elbowed the cutter
Darth GW7:
he keeps track of HP man
DM:
Different guy
DM:
That one's dead
Zinfando:
oh yea
Darth GW7:
anyway
Zinfando:
my bad
Darth GW7:
yeah 5 damage
DM:
bp
DM:
np rather
Darth GW7:
keel eet
DM:
Dark?
Darth GW7:
he does 5 more damage though
Darth GW7:
the stone fist thing
Darth GW7:
did you count it
Darth GW7:
did you did you
DM:
I've taken that into account, yeah
Darth GW7:
fuck
Zinfando:
one tough goblin
Darth GW7:
bastard
DM:
Don't worry there's plenty more where they came from
Zinfando:
I'm worried
Darth GW7:
make him use arrows
DM:
Dark's away, someone take his turn, maybe?
Darth GW7:
dear god make him use arrows
DM:
Do that, yes
darkrei9n:
back
DM:
oh good timing
Darth GW7:
USE ARROWS
darkrei9n:
Wait
darkrei9n:
where is the goblin next to me?
Darth GW7:
next to me
DM:
Not next to you
DM:
...
darkrei9n:
alright, standard ranged attack ith bow
Darth GW7:
THANK GOD HE USED ARROWS
DM:
THANK THE GODS
Zinfando:
is there a chance he could miss and hit me or darth?
Darth GW7:
shut u
Darth GW7:
gasdg
darkrei9n:
its not right next to me this time
DM:
Critical miss, yes
Zinfando:
hahaha
* darkrei9n rolls: d20+5 => 19 + 5 = 24
Nallin:
lol
Nallin:
ok
Darth GW7:
thank fuck
darkrei9n:
What the fuck?
DM:
that would have killed you, I think, Darth
darkrei9n:
I roll straight horribles for like all my turns then all of a sudden
DM:
anyway, roll for damage
Darth GW7:
1d10+5
Darth GW7:
yeah
Darth GW7:
it would have
DM:
It's because you used a bow properly. You fired it, you didn't try to smash it's face in with it!
DM:
Anyway, damage
* darkrei9n rolls: d10+5 => 9 + 5 = 14
Darth GW7:
keel eet
darkrei9n:
What the fuck?
Darth GW7:
KEEL EET
DM:
Welp
DM:
Well
Zinfando:
yes
Darth GW7:
KEEEL
Darth GW7:
EEEET
Nallin:
DIE
Darth GW7:
DON'T KEEP US IN SUSPENSE
Nallin:
the suspense
Darth GW7:
IS IT DEAD
Darth GW7:
IS HE DEAD, JIM?!
DM:
The arrow flies past your nearly dead allies into the goblin, piercing it's windpipe and sending it to an early grave
Darth GW7:
YESSSSS
DM:
Suddenly zombie goblins
Zinfando:
yayyy!
Darth GW7:
wait
Darth GW7:
"Nearly dead"?
Darth GW7:
fuck you
Zinfando:
haha
Nallin:
what
DM:
no, it's dea
DM:
dead
Darth GW7:
who are you calling a "Nearly dead ally"
Darth GW7:
bitch
DM:
you
Darth GW7:
I have a meat shield
Darth GW7:
it protected me
DM:
No you don't you left it behind
Darth GW7:
...oh
Darth GW7:
...
Darth GW7:
I miss my meat shield.
darkrei9n:
They all dead?
DM:
Never say I'm unkind. Because then I'd kill you
DM:
Yup
Darth GW7:
yep
DM:
Reward time!
Nallin:
: )
Darth GW7:
Can you give me mine so I can go :V
Darth GW7:
I need to go pronto
DM:
K
DM:
110 experience
Zinfando:
does this go for all of us?
DM:
yes
Nallin:
So are our current hp values persistent?
DM:
yes
DM:
You can use healing surges to heal back to full health though
DM:
Or rest for the night
Darth GW7:
...Wasn't it dawn when we left?
DM:
Yes
darkrei9n:
it was a hard fight
DM:
The battle was like an hour
Darth GW7:
...we're doomed
Nallin:
How many round was this encounter?
DM:
...
Zinfando:
each turn is only 6 seconds though
DM:
Yeah
Nallin:
yeah
darkrei9n:
zin, shush
Darth GW7:
anyway is that all, I need to go
DM:
k
Darth GW7:
:3
Nallin:
so this only lasted like 3 minutes?
Zinfando:
yea
Nallin:
ig
DM:
Don't worry, that was like one of the hardest encounters I've had planned
Darth GW7:
thank god for that
DM:
More like 5 or 6
Nallin:
It was fun
Darth GW7:
wait WHAT
DM:
given the nnumber of enemies
Zinfando:
how do our healing surges recharge?
DM:
by resting
Darth GW7:
OKAY I NEED TO GO NOW THANKS GUYS BYE
Zinfando:
cya
DM:
K CYA
Nallin:
pz