Americans think if straws are illegal and the minimum wage is high then the environment will be clean and people will be rich, but what actually happens is that no one will want to start a business, people will go to jail, and prices will rise.

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When everything is a lie, you might start to question your own reality.

If your ex-wife said she didn't show up to a meeting with you 10 years ago because she got lost and you believed her, you may start to wonder if she was banging another guy.

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