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- "And that's how you get past Mother Gascoigne. She's really tough and it took me a long time to figure her out, but -"
- >"Who's that?!"
- >That's Lemon Heart's voice.
- >She always Skypes with you whenever you stream your games.
- "What?"
- >You look at the video feed at the bottom of your screen to see who DARED interrupt your livestream.
- >You can't help but notice that the mares in chat are asking similar questions.
- "Who's where?"
- >"The colt! The one doing that thing over in the back!"
- >The fuck are you talking about, Lemon?
- >>"Here you go, honey."
- >Anon, your live-in coltfriend (suck it, mom; who's gay now?!), puts a plate with your sandwich on it down on the computer table.
- >A glass of milk quickly follows.
- "Oh, hey, thanks Anon!"
- >You give his hand a squeeze with your hoof and go to town on your newly-deposited sandwich.
- >Mmmm.... peanut butter.
- >Anon gives a little wave to your camera and then walks out of the room.
- >"What was that?"
- >Hmm?
- >You look uncertainly down at your sandwich.
- "It... it's peanut butter."
- >You glance at your screen and the chat is EXPLODING with activity.
- >[who was that]
- >[Why is there a colt in your bedroom?]
- >[testes or gtfo]
- >[lol he got you a sammich]
- >[Bring him on stream!]
- >[Make the stallion play Strawberrymilkborne]
- >"No! Celestia, Moonie, did you trick him or something? Why is he in your room?"
- >You swallow a particularly tough mouthful of sandwich with the help of some milk.
- "Because he's my... coltfriend?"
- >Oh Luna's moon, did you do something wrong?
- >Did you break some unwritten code of vidya streaming?!
- >"Moonie. Sis. Bring him back into the room. Trust me."
- >R-right.
- >Sure thing, you guess.
- "Hey, Anon!" you shout through your bedroom door, "Could you come back in here, please?"
- >The door opens and the incoming light turns your camera feed into a white square until the camera adjusts.
- >>"What is it, Moons?"
- >Your headset crackled with your friend's laughter.
- >"Did he just call you 'Moons'? Does he call you that in the bedroom too?"
- >Doesn't she know everypony on stream can hear her!?
- "Shut the buck up!"
- >>"Excuse me?"
- >Anon quirks an eyebrow at you and doesn't look too impressed at you.
- "N-no, not you! The mare I have on voice thingy!"
- >You glare at your camera.
- "What did you want, Lemon?"
- >"Ask him if he wants to play something with you. Mare-io Kart, or whatever colts play. Something two-player!"
- "Uh, Anon?"
- >Anon walks up to you and crouches down to your height.
- >Luna, you love being at crotch-height with this stallion.
- >He loves those "accidental" nose-boops as much as you do, filly.
- "Wanna play something with me? I think I got something you'll like."
- >Anon's face lights up and he searches the floor for a second controller.
- >>"Yeah, I'm game."
- >Your online popularity shortly doubles.
- >[ask him to take off his shirt]
- >[Moonie why is your coltfriend such a slut?]
- >[Sis! Her coltfriend totally wears socks! I saw them]
- >You are Moondancer, and you'd be all up on defending your stallion's honour if you weren't too busy having fun playing a dumb racing game with Anon to check your chats.
- "Bucking blue shell!"
- >"Git gud, Moons!"
- "Colt, I will DESTROY your cock tonight if you keep that up."
- >[oh snap]
- >[lol like you could]
- >[PIG]
- >[rate my chest tuft 1-10]
- >Anon leans over and nuzzles your cheek, TOTALLY making you lose concentration and making your character fall off the edge of the road!
- >You'd be so bucking angry if you weren't so horny.
- >>"Give him the V, filly!"
- >Oh, you will, Lemon Heart.
- >...rriiiiiight after you beat him on Rainbow Road.
- "C'mon, c'mon..."
- >You tap your hoof as you watch the little ponies drive in on their go-carts, up towards Prince Peachy Glory's castle where the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place podium awaits.
- >Your mare (Princess Luna; the best Princess) drive in while the camera does some impressive-for-its-time zoom tricks.
- >Then Anon's mare (Princess Celestia; the "I'm a big dummy who doesn't into good characters and my name is Anon" Princess) drives in from somewhere else.
- "C'mon!"
- >[Celestia the Bestia!]
- >[touch her moon, moondancer's coltfriend]
- >[go back to strawberrymilkborne or dark snuggles 2]
- >The camera does a few more spins and pans and the first place goes to....
- >Princess Celestia?!
- >Some other third character controlled by the computer gets third place, but you don't bucking care. You think it might have been Starswirl.
- >You slam your controller onto the ground and screech with the fury of a thousand prepubescent tuftbeards
- "Horseapples!"
- >[get rekt]
- >[touch his scrote]
- >[Colts can be gamers too, Moondancer]
- >"Fuck yeah! That's how you play the game, Moons!"
- >Anon gets in REAL close to your face.
- >Close enough that you can feel his breath on your face
- >Close enough that you could lose yourself in his eyes
- "That was horseapples, Anon! You used the blue shell on me like, 3 times!"
- >Anon smiles his smug, smug smile at you like the... like the....
- >...smug guy he is.
- >Dammit, you're too angry to think smartly!
- >"Is it? And just what are you going to do about it?"
- >And that's your cue.
- >You launch yourself at Anon and start kissing him.
- >Anon rolls onto his back and wraps his arms around your back, eagerly returing your affection
- >[Give him the V!]
- >[haha yesss]
- >[Oh shoot, they're actually doing it]
- >[THE HOTTEST CONTENT ON PONYSTREAM]
- >[MODS]
- >Your "subscribed" list is still high even after you 6 month ban for adult content.
- >Sometimes you cheat in a spike of streamers by bringing Anon in on camera and snuggling up to him.
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