[18:47] <RegulatedImpaler> Fidelis mortem. Get your ass in here boy
[18:47] <rAnnouncer> /r/ProtectAndServe: <clobster5> These ratings go to eleven. ( http://redd.it/3fodx7 ) [ youtube.com ]
[18:47] <mmm_pbj_sammich> dang that looks like it sucks
[18:47] <TheIcelander> What?
[18:48] <mmm_pbj_sammich> the pepper spray
[18:48] <RegulatedImpaler> FIDELIS GET YOUR ASS IN HERE BOY
[18:48] <TheIcelander> Had it coming.
[18:49] <TheIcelander> In 2009 they marched from the parliament to the police station and tried to break a guy out of the station that had been protesting and got arrested.
[18:49] <mmm_pbj_sammich> RegulatedImpaler if he isn't in here then he can't hear you
[18:49] <TheIcelander> The actually tried to break in the door to get in there.
[18:49] <TheIcelander> And what did the superiors say?
[18:49] <gonzobot> ・゜゜・。。 ​ ・゜゜\_ö<​ quac​k!
[18:49] <TheIcelander> "pepperspray"
[18:49] <swmp40> .bang
[18:49] <gonzobot> (swmp40) Better luck next time. You can try again in 7 seconds.
[18:49] <mmm_pbj_sammich> .bef
[18:49] <gonzobot> mmm_pbj_sammich you befriended a duck in 5.154 seconds! You have made friends with 15 ducks in #protectandserve.
[18:49] <swmp40> Sigh
[18:50] <swmp40> My gun is such a jinker
[18:50] <RegulatedImpaler> Well done then sammich
[18:50] <TheIcelander> Well fellas, I'm heading off now!
[18:50] <TheIcelander> Have a lovely night!
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[18:51] <+Irunongames> GUYS
[18:51] <+Irunongames> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgjZQgL5gWs
[18:51] <gonzobot> (Irunongames) HitchBot Surveillance Video - length 10s - 64 likes, 8 dislikes (88.9%) - 301 views - YNGKillers on 2015.08.03
[18:51] <swmp40> Mmm mm food
[18:51] <@emz150> Shut up
[18:51] <+Irunongames> PUT OUT A BOLO
[18:51] <+Irunongames> THAT IS THE FUCK
[18:51] <+Irunongames> THAT FUCK IS KILLING HITCHBOT
[18:52] * John is now known as Snoo18002
[18:53] <+Prospiciens> Who kills an innocent robot?
[18:54] <+Prospiciens> IT EvEN HAD A LITTLE SMILEY FACE.
[18:55] <@emz150> Douchebags
[18:55] <@emz150> Douchebags do things like that
[18:55] <RegulatedImpaler> emz where fidelis at. Get his ass in her. Fucker gets on me for calling out some anti-le douche? Fuck him
[18:55] <+Prospiciens> He's here.
[18:55] <+Prospiciens> You just don't see him.
[18:55] <headquarters4806a> ass in her?
[18:55] <headquarters4806a> hm
[18:56] <@emz150> RegulatedImpaler sonce youre pushing the issue it gets really annoying when users do that.
[18:56] <RegulatedImpaler> Say that again emz?
[18:57] <@emz150> Since youre pushing the issue it gets really annoying when users do that. Its like "HAHA NANNY NANNY BOO BOO YOURE GONNA GET BANNED"
[18:57] <rAnnouncer> /r/ProtectAndServe: <KallistiGAD> Cop Frees Baby Skunk From Yogurt Container [xpost r/funny] ( http://redd.it/3fof77 ) [ youtu.be ]
[18:58] <RegulatedImpaler> Well then. That's understood. I thought i did it a little more tastefully than that. I mean the dick deserved it.
[19:03] <@emz150> Wat
[19:04] <mmm_pbj_sammich> it's like 1600 hrs., regulated is probably drunk
[19:05] <@emz150> Its 1900hrs
[19:05] <RegulatedImpaler> Long story short i hate COs
[19:05] <@emz150> .time
[19:05] <@emz150> .time cleveland
[19:05] <gonzobot> (emz150) 07:05 PM, Monday, August 03, 2015 - Cleveland, OH, USA (Eastern Daylight Time)
[19:05] <RegulatedImpaler> Dislike is a better word actually
[19:06] <+Prospiciens> Why? I can guarantee you probably never interact with them lol.
[19:06] <mmm_pbj_sammich> .time california
[19:06] <gonzobot> (mmm_pbj_sammich) 04:06 PM, Monday, August 03, 2015 - California, USA (Pacific Daylight Time)
[19:07] <RegulatedImpaler> Nah i have. Our COs and state co's. My gos state COs are such dicks here. Maybe my sample is skewed. But they hire some of the biggest shitbags ive ever seen
[19:07] <rAnnouncer> /r/ProtectAndServe: <KallistiGAD> Don't you just hate Mondays? ( http://redd.it/3foghc ) [ youtu.be ]
[19:08] <+thrrwfls> 7 back to back calls
[19:08] <+thrrwfls> In 7 hours
[19:08] <+thrrwfls> Fuck my life
[19:08] <@ThePunisher56> thrrwfls I don't envy you... Well, kinda, but I'm having fun right now
[19:09] <+thrrwfls> Fuck you then
[19:09] <+thrrwfls> Come do my job
[19:09] <gonzobot> ・ ​ ゜゜・。。・゜゜\​_ø< FLA​P FLAP!
[19:09] <GrumpyK> .bang
[19:09] <gonzobot> (GrumpyK) WTF!? Who are you Dick Cheney? You can try again in 7 seconds.
[19:09] <+thrrwfls> A monkey can do it
[19:09] <+thrrwfls> Just drive
[19:09] <+Prospiciens> .bang
[19:09] <gonzobot> Prospiciens you shot a duck in 11.563 seconds! You have killed 280 ducks in #protectandserve.
[19:09] <@emz150> .bang
[19:09] <gonzobot> (emz150) There is no duck. What are you shooting at?
[19:09] <@ThePunisher56> Is that a job offer????
[19:09] <@ThePunisher56> lol
[19:09] <+thrrwfls> Yes
[19:09] <+Prospiciens> AR EYE PEE
[19:09] <@ThePunisher56> I'll fucking take it]
[19:09] <+Prospiciens> AR EYE PEE
[19:09] <@ThePunisher56> Where at?
[19:09] * Prospiciens was kicked by emz150 (.bang)
[19:09] <+thrrwfls> Boston
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[19:09] <gonzobot> ​ Paul's Post-Mortuary Specialists: You stuff 'em, we fuck 'em, thanks for holding.
[19:09] * BubsButt sets mode: +v Prospiciens
[19:09] * +Prospiciens is ded
[19:09] <+thrrwfls> .we
[19:09] <gonzobot> (thrrwfls) Boston, MA - Current: Scattered Clouds, 84.4F/29.1C, 49%, Wind: 1.4KPH/0.9MPH WSW, Today: Chance of a Thunderstorm, High: 91F/33C, Low: 71F/22C. Tomorrow: Chance of a Thunderstorm, High: 90F/32C, Low: 66F/19C - http://is.gd/RRq13W
[19:09] <@emz150> .we
[19:09] <gonzobot> (emz150) Cleveland, OH - Current: Clear, 80F/26.7C, 58%, Wind: 0KPH/0MPH WNW, Today: Chance of a Thunderstorm, High: 80F/26C, Low: 67F/19C. Tomorrow: Partly Cloudy, High: 79F/26C, Low: 67F/19C - http://is.gd/q7Dk7g
[19:09] <@ThePunisher56> Wait... Police Officer right?
[19:09] <+thrrwfls> In that weather
[19:09] <+thrrwfls> No
[19:09] <+thrrwfls> Emt
[19:09] <@ThePunisher56> Well,
[19:10] <@ThePunisher56> fuck that
[19:10] <@ThePunisher56> lol
[19:10] <+thrrwfls> :(
[19:10] <@ThePunisher56> .we
[19:10] <gonzobot> (ThePunisher56) Benson, MN - Current: Partly Cloudy, 79F/26C, 36%, Wind: 17KPH/10MPH NNW, Today: Clear, High: 79F/26C, Low: 50F/10C. Tomorrow: Clear, High: 81F/27C, Low: 55F/13C - http://is.gd/ULrxu8
[19:10] <+thrrwfls> Only 4 more hours
[19:10] <@ThePunisher56> Awww yeah
[19:10] <+Prospiciens> That Investigator hit me back.
[19:11] <+thrrwfls> I'll draw you a badge if you take it
[19:11] <+Prospiciens> Said he doesn't recall ever even running a BG check on me or anything.
[19:11] <@ThePunisher56> Is it shiney?
[19:11] <+thrrwfls> Special ems police
[19:11] <@ThePunisher56> shiny
[19:11] <+thrrwfls> Yes
[19:11] <+Prospiciens> Forwarded my email to the LT in charge of recruiting because quote "something must have gotten lost somewhere"
[19:11] <+Prospiciens> lolol.
[19:11] <@ThePunisher56> Dual wielding Desert Eagles right?
[19:11] <+thrrwfls> Lol
[19:11] <+thrrwfls> Yes
[19:11] <@emz150> DEAGLES
[19:11] <+thrrwfls> Golden deagles
[19:11] <@ThePunisher56> WHERE DOES IT HURT? I'LL MAKE IT HURT WORSE
[19:12] <+thrrwfls> Tiger stripe gold
[19:12] <+thrrwfls> Lol
[19:12] <+thrrwfls> Only if your black tho
[19:12] <bbunny> Prosp is that good luck or bad?
[19:12] <swmp40> .we Charlotte nc
[19:12] <gonzobot> (swmp40) Charlotte, NC - Current: Partly Cloudy, 93.7F/34.3C, 35%, Wind: 4.8KPH/3.0MPH SW, Today: Clear, High: 98F/37C, Low: 69F/21C. Tomorrow: Clear, High: 97F/36C, Low: 71F/22C - http://is.gd/jjTJcU
[19:13] <swmp40> Y so hot
[19:13] <+thrrwfls> Ew
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[20:12] <@MegoDrDoom> lol
[20:12] <@MegoDrDoom> RegulatedImpaler: if you dont like anything im doing feel free to go away
[20:12] <GrumpyK> Can't drink anymore and quit smoking cigarettes months ago. :(
[20:12] <GrumpyK> I want a smoke so fucking bad
[20:12] <Xodus9899> We need swift on spotify :( I'm sad.
[20:12] <Xodus9899> No smokes, or drinks.
[20:12] <GrumpyK> I can smell the tobacco on my husband
[20:12] <Xodus9899> Are you insane bro.
[20:12] <+Legacy406> taylor swift?
[20:13] <Xodus9899> yes.
[20:13] <Xodus9899> I don't care if it's a sarcastic meme across the sub, I like her.
[20:13] <+Legacy406> weird
[20:14] <+Legacy406> as soon as i said the name this episode of family guy had her in it lol
[20:14] <GrumpyK> She has some good songs
[20:14] <GrumpyK> Anyone else want to share their wisdom and stories?
[20:14] <GrumpyK> https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3fonw5/police_officers_of_reddit_what_is_the_strangest/
[20:14] <gonzobot> (GrumpyK) Police officers of reddit, what is the strangest scene you have been... : AskReddit - 3 comments, 1 point - KallistiGAD, 11m ago
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[20:17] <Xodus9899> I say, upvote me instead: https://www.reddit.com/r/TheBluePill/comments/3foplm/hams_erhm_lizard_lets_the_bitch_literally_sleep/
[20:17] <gonzobot> (Xodus9899) Hams.. Erhm, lizard, lets the bitch, literally, sleep on top of him... : TheBluePill - 0 comments, 1 point - xodus989, 25s ago
[20:17] <+Legacy406> no
[20:17] <rAnnouncer> /r/ProtectAndServe: <nhofford> Alleged confirmed reports on 2 pounds of marijuana and almost 3k in cash inside vehicle of Cincinnati fatal shooting. Does this change things? ( http://redd.it/3fopm4 ) [ self.ProtectAndServe ]
[20:18] <Xodus9899> Okay :(
[20:18] <TheChicagoOutfit> i will
[20:19] <RegulatedImpaler> MegoDrDoom el oh el
[20:19] <swmp40> It doesn't
[20:19] <TheChicagoOutfit> lol
[20:19] <@MegoDrDoom> here RegulatedImpaler ill write it in crayon for you
[20:19] * MegoDrDoom is now known as fidelis
[20:20] <Xodus9899> https://i.imgur.com/7Qdoxsr.jpg
[20:20] <@fidelis> i know youre not in here enough to realize
[20:20] <swmp40> I love crayons
[20:20] <Xodus9899> I say we just execute all criminals.
[20:20] <TheChicagoOutfit> I'm okay with this
[20:20] <RegulatedImpaler> I knew it was u to begin with fidelis
[20:20] <Xodus9899> Wait, that's me. My registratation is currently expired :(
[20:20] <@fidelis> you talk just as much shit as the BCND children
[20:20] <RegulatedImpaler> Otherwise it made no sense
[20:20] <+Legacy406> no you didnt dont lie to yourself
[20:20] <@fidelis> for the record
[20:20] <Xodus9899> I don't want to waste the 90 bucks to fail smog with a CEL on :(
[20:21] <RegulatedImpaler> I talk shit to the BCNDrs thats the difference
[20:21] <TheChicagoOutfit> lier
[20:21] <@fidelis> if you dont like ANYTHING im doing or how I run it
[20:21] <@fidelis> then go away
[20:21] <@fidelis> its that simple
[20:21] <TheChicagoOutfit> lol
[20:21] <Xodus9899> I got a donut this morning, for half off.
[20:21] <Xodus9899> It was glorius apple fritter.
[20:21] <TheChicagoOutfit> we can still talk shit though, right?!
[20:21] <@fidelis> dont call for bans in your posts
[20:21] <@fidelis> thats it
[20:21] <RegulatedImpaler> Getting your panties all in a bunch fidelis?
[20:21] <@fidelis> open and shut
[20:21] <TheChicagoOutfit> lol
[20:21] <+Legacy406> only if its to mego thechicagooutfit
[20:21] <RegulatedImpaler> I didnt call for a ban i said he was going to get his shit pushed in.
[20:22] <@emz150> Legacy406
[20:22] <@fidelis> and you requested a specific mod to ban him
[20:22] <@fidelis> dont do that
[20:22] <+Legacy406> emz150
[20:22] <@emz150> U mad?
[20:22] <+Legacy406> no
[20:22] <swmp40> There's super serious conversation here. Meanwhile this other guy is talking about donuts
[20:22] <+Legacy406> you seem mildly upset though
[20:22] <TheChicagoOutfit> Fidelis......we all love you here
[20:22] <TheChicagoOutfit> <3
[20:22] <Xodus9899> Donuts are serious business.
[20:22] <Xodus9899> Seriously, swiss donuts don't have fresh fritters in the morning
[20:22] <RegulatedImpaler> I never requested a ban. I reported and told him fightclouds was going to fuck him up
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[20:22] <Xodus9899> ONly about an hour after they open....
[20:23] <Xodus9899> That's a big problem
[20:23] <@fidelis> TheChicagoOutfit: if you tell me you wont hide NSFW in links anymore ill unban you
[20:23] <@fidelis> it really was uncalled for
[20:23] <swmp40> Fidelis is like the cranky wc
[20:23] <TheChicagoOutfit> i promise lol
[20:23] <RegulatedImpaler> Why does it fucking matter when it comes to an asshole like that? What am i stepping on your toes? Its fucking reddit
[20:23] <TheChicagoOutfit> well fid ill say this
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[20:23] <TheChicagoOutfit> His flair said, "Clicks any link" sooooo i just had to
[20:23] <TheChicagoOutfit> but i lean red my lesson
[20:23] <TheChicagoOutfit> learned*
[20:23] <@fidelis> i got you
[20:23] <swmp40> Lean red
[20:23] <TheChicagoOutfit> lol
[20:23] <TheChicagoOutfit> sorry
[20:24] <GrumpyK> But it was funny huh?
[20:24] <GrumpyK> :D
[20:24] <TheChicagoOutfit> yes hilarious
[20:24] <TheChicagoOutfit> lol
[20:24] <TheChicagoOutfit> i thought it was at the time
[20:24] <GrumpyK> XD
[20:24] <swmp40> He still does
[20:24] <+Legacy406> meatspin.com
[20:24] <+Legacy406> www.meatspin.com
[20:24] <swmp40> And I quote "Yes hilarious"
[20:24] <TheChicagoOutfit> no fuck off with that shit
[20:24] <RegulatedImpaler> fidelis no seriously why does it matter? Do you take Reddit that seriously that only you can say something?
[20:24] <+Legacy406> click that
[20:24] <swmp40> That's a risky click
[20:24] <TheChicagoOutfit> lol
[20:25] <+Legacy406> www.lemonparty.org if politics lately have left a bitter taste in your mouth
[20:25] <Xodus9899> Can I have a special flair?
[20:25] <Xodus9899> Like, I love fritters more than IRC?
[20:25] <GrumpyK> @swmp40 thats an ancient right of passage on the internet
[20:25] <Xodus9899> In rainbow colors
[20:25] <GrumpyK> click it, you know you want to
[20:25] <Xodus9899> GrumpyK, spacedicks is dead now :(
[20:25] <gonzobot> ・ ​ ゜゜・。。・゜゜\_​ö< FLAP FL​AP!
[20:25] <rAnnouncer> /r/ProtectAndServe: <Shadypenguinman> Very well written and comprehensive article about the Ferguson shooting. Darren Wilson was interviewed in the article. Most objective article I think I've read on the matter. ( http://redd.it/3foqpx ) [ newyorker.com ]
[20:25] <TheChicagoOutfit> .abgn
[20:25] <GrumpyK> .bang
[20:25] <gonzobot> GrumpyK you shot a duck in 3.813 seconds! You have killed 1 duck in #protectandserve.
[20:25] <swmp40> .bang
[20:25] <gonzobot> GrumpyK you shot a duck in 3.813 seconds! You have killed 1 duck in #protectandserve.
[20:25] <swmp40> .bang
[20:25] <gonzobot> (swmp40) There is no duck. What are you shooting at?
[20:25] <TheChicagoOutfit> .bang
[20:25] <gonzobot> (TheChicagoOutfit) There is no duck. What are you shooting at?
[20:25] <+Legacy406> .bang
[20:25] <gonzobot> (Legacy406) There is no duck. What are you shooting at?
[20:25] <+Legacy406> .BANG
[20:25] <gonzobot> (Legacy406) There is no duck. What are you shooting at?
[20:25] <TheChicagoOutfit> FUCK
[20:25] <@fidelis> RegulatedImpaler: you have no power on the sub
[20:25] <swmp40> Ugh
[20:25] <GrumpyK> HAHAHAHA
[20:25] <@fidelis> you dont get to call for bans
[20:25] <+Legacy406> .bef
[20:25] <gonzobot> (Legacy406) You tried befriending a non-existent duck, that's fucking creepy.
[20:25] <Xodus9899> GrumpyK, you're drunk.
[20:25] <@fidelis> its at the mods discretion
[20:26] <@fidelis> not yours
[20:26] <swmp40> I feel like this guy when it comes to the duck..
[20:26] <+Legacy406> fidelis
[20:26] <+Legacy406> can i ask for you to ban someone bae?
[20:26] <swmp40> .gis Elmer fudd
[20:26] <gonzobot> (swmp40) http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/tinytoons/images/6/63/Elmer-fudd.gif/revision/latest?cb=20101115212442
[20:26] <@fidelis> Legacy406: yes
[20:26] <@fidelis> only you though
[20:26] <Xodus9899> I petition my own ban.
[20:26] <@fidelis> PBA cards and all
[20:26] <Xodus9899> Wait. Then I have nothing to do :(
[20:26] <TheChicagoOutfit> fidelis, question then. So if I see that they broke, lets say rule 1, and I comment on their comment saying "Rule 1" and report them. Am I in the wrong
[20:26] <mmm_pbj_sammich> RegulatedImpaler you must respect his authoritah
[20:26] <RegulatedImpaler> fidelis i couldn't give two fucks if a have power on reddit. Obviously your "power" is getting to you
[20:26] <@fidelis> [19:05] <RegulatedImpaler> Long story short i hate COs
[20:26] <@fidelis> getting shit talked by a fucking MP
[20:26] <TheChicagoOutfit> :(
[20:26] <@fidelis> thats whats funny
[20:26] <+Legacy406> like all cops amirightguys?
[20:27] <Xodus9899> TheChicagoOutfit, reporting is private, going public with it makes you seem liek a wannabe  mod and asshole
[20:27] <TheChicagoOutfit> oooooo....okay
[20:27] <RegulatedImpaler> fidelis talk to me when YOUVE actually worked a fucking beat not baby sat. Getting some salt on your uniform
[20:27] <GrumpyK> Loool. this irc turned into a shitshow. i'm just gonna eat my civilian brand popcorn and enjoy
[20:27] <+Legacy406> regulatedimpaler
[20:27] <+Legacy406> if youre a MP neither have you
[20:27] <+Legacy406> guarding a base doesnt count as walking a beat
[20:27] <TheChicagoOutfit> eh, kinda does
[20:27] <TheChicagoOutfit> it does
[20:28] <Xodus9899> I have a feeling I'm going to end up banned eventually tonight
[20:28] <+Legacy406> no it doesnt
[20:28] <RegulatedImpaler> fidelis im patrol ass. I dont stand at a fjcking gate
[20:28] <@fidelis> sure you are
[20:28] <+Legacy406> walking a beat is actually patrolling the STREETS
[20:28] <TheChicagoOutfit> ^
[20:28] <TheChicagoOutfit> he patrols the bases though
[20:28] <+Legacy406> lol that doesnt count
[20:28] <GrumpyK> Wait, are people making fun of MPs?
[20:28] <TheChicagoOutfit> lol
[20:28] <+Legacy406> no
[20:28] <GrumpyK> Cause thats fucked
[20:28] <TheChicagoOutfit> oh shit
[20:28] <+Legacy406> just making a point
[20:28] <+Legacy406> if hes telling fidelis about walking a beat
[20:28] <+Legacy406> neither has he so he has no room to talk about walking a beat
[20:28] <TheChicagoOutfit> well being a CO is the way to go these days with the cop hate lately
[20:28] <+Legacy406> walking a beat is being a cop out on foot patrol on the STREET
[20:29] <@fidelis> I guess its in vogue to call people out on their professions because i hurt fee fees
[20:29] <TheChicagoOutfit> I hear being a CO in Cook county is close to working in a fed prison soooo pass
[20:29] <TheChicagoOutfit> lol
[20:29] <@fidelis> but only t]owards COs
[20:29] <Xodus9899> In palm springs they have bikes at least.
[20:29] <Xodus9899> They're nice bikes too. Super shiney
[20:29] <TheChicagoOutfit> I wanna be a CO though
[20:29] <GrumpyK> Wait...why are you guys calling out MPs?
[20:29] <+Legacy406> jesus christ nobody is
[20:29] <TheChicagoOutfit> we are calling out everyone
[20:29] <TheChicagoOutfit> lol
[20:29] <GrumpyK> Ahhh
[20:29] <mmm_pbj_sammich> shit is real in the streets of the gated and fenced off base
[20:29] <RegulatedImpaler> fidelis you can continue to sit on your high horse all day long. While guys like me protect your right to be an asshole
[20:29] <mmm_pbj_sammich> *stirs more
[20:30] <TheChicagoOutfit> oh shit
[20:30] <swmp40> .gis nope the fuck out
[20:30] <gonzobot> (swmp40) https://stancarey.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/walking-octopus-nope-gif.gif
[20:30] <GrumpyK> oh dear
[20:30] <@fidelis> RegulatedImpaler: lol
[20:30] <GrumpyK> SHOTS FIRED
[20:30] <TheChicagoOutfit> FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
[20:30] <@fidelis> youre gonna do great on the civvie side bruh
[20:30] <GrumpyK> OFFICER DOWN
[20:30] <mmm_pbj_sammich> someone throw in a momma joke
[20:30] <Xodus9899> Wait! I have a super cereal question....
[20:30] <Xodus9899> What does the fox say?
[20:30] <RegulatedImpaler> fidelis you wouldnt make it back from the Military side "bro"
[20:30] <@ThePunisher56> FUCK THE FIRE FIGHTERS
[20:30] <swmp40> .yt what does the Fox say
[20:30] <@fidelis> i hope you can get your 30 in and retire
[20:30] <TheChicagoOutfit> lol
[20:30] <gonzobot> (swmp40) Ylvis - The Fox (What Does The Fox Say?) [Official music video HD] - length 3m 45s - 3,802,075 likes, 436,840 dislikes (89.7%) - 534,596,871 views - TVNorge on 2013.09.03 - http://youtu.be/jofNR_WkoCE
[20:30] <@fidelis> for your sake
[20:31] <TheChicagoOutfit> FUCK THE FIREFIGHTERS YAAAA
[20:31] <Xodus9899> BETCH, I'm not a firefigheter, I don't play with my hose at work :D
[20:31] <GrumpyK> Oh no you didn't!
[20:31] <+Legacy406> i play with my hose when i get home though
[20:31] <Xodus9899> I play with the needle ;)
[20:31] <TheChicagoOutfit> ThePunisher56 and I are right!!! FUCK EM
[20:31] <Xodus9899> Legally walking with narcs ftw ;)
[20:31] <@fidelis> TheChicagoOutfit: there was only a day left but youre good now
[20:31] <RegulatedImpaler> fidelis You are the type of CO im talking about. HighHorse with no justification
[20:31] <TheChicagoOutfit> okay thank you fidelis
[20:32] <@ThePunisher56> RegulatedImpaler you're not doing much for the stereotype of a MP either
[20:32] <@fidelis> RegulatedImpaler: ill take that as a compliment from the MP who doesnt know what they are talking about
[20:32] <@fidelis> im not the onyl one who feels this was
[20:32] <@fidelis> way*
[20:32] <GrumpyK> But you have to admit. Firefighters got some sweet dance moves. https://youtu.be/BG1ou65HhJA?t=59
[20:32] <gonzobot> (GrumpyK) dancing firefighter - length 1m 24s - 189 likes, 1 dislike (99.5%) - 62,226 views - afireman2 on 2008.03.08
[20:32] <@fidelis> but fire away devil dog
[20:32] <TheChicagoOutfit> daaaaaamn
[20:32] <TheChicagoOutfit> DEVIL DOG WTF...CO WTF
[20:32] <+Legacy406> if anyone bashes a CO and what he/she does they are a complete moron
[20:32] <Xodus9899> If I was into dudes, I would do one.
[20:32] <swmp40> There is so much salt in here my fingers are cracking
[20:32] <+Legacy406> its dangerous as fuck being locked up with lifers who outnumber you like 10x1
[20:32] <TheChicagoOutfit> hey dude I might work in the largest jail in the US of A
[20:33] <Xodus9899> And is it just me, or do all fire stations look the same?
[20:33] <TheChicagoOutfit> COOK FTW
[20:33] <+Legacy406> xodus9899 can i be first on the list?
[20:33] <RegulatedImpaler> fidelis again, no fucks to give. I've done my time.
[20:33] <TheChicagoOutfit> COOK COUNTY IS BEST COUNTY
[20:33] <@fidelis> and mine doesnt count
[20:33] <Xodus9899> Depends, are you hawt?
[20:33] <@fidelis> we see how you feel
[20:33] <+Legacy406> thechicagooutfit come out to rikers ;)
[20:33] <+Legacy406> idk am i?
[20:33] <@fidelis> but again, you are silly wrong
[20:33] <+Irunongames> rwg ping
[20:33] <TheChicagoOutfit> lol no Legacy406 come out here
[20:33] <+Legacy406> no way
[20:33] <GrumpyK> Also, what happens if this convo gets posted to /r/subredditdrama titled "Shots fired over at /r/protectandserve. Cops vs MPs"
[20:33] <+Legacy406> im not a CO anyways lol
[20:33] <GrumpyK> you know, hypothetically
[20:33] <TheChicagoOutfit> yawah
[20:33] <GrumpyK> >_>
[20:33] <TheChicagoOutfit> lol likewise
[20:33] <Xodus9899> I don't know, I'm afraid to find out!
[20:34] <@ThePunisher56> GrumpyK not the worst that's happened
[20:34] <+Legacy406> the risk may be worth dat reward
[20:34] <RegulatedImpaler> fidelis Point is dont get all fucking high and mighty on me for "calling for bans" when i didnt
[20:34] <GrumpyK> XD
[20:34] <@fidelis> GrumpyK: i am not a cop nor have i ever misrepresented myself as one
[20:34] <TheChicagoOutfit> lol
[20:34] <GrumpyK> @fidelis but that makes it non juicy
[20:34] <TheChicagoOutfit> IM A CHCIAGO BLACKSITE MEMBER
[20:34] <GrumpyK> :(
[20:34] <TheChicagoOutfit> spelled my own cites name wrong
[20:34] <TheChicagoOutfit> wtf
[20:34] <RegulatedImpaler> ThePunisher56 but i like you haha
[20:34] <+Irunongames> TheChicagoOutfit: banned
[20:34] <@ThePunisher56> TheChicagoOutfit quit lying, there's obviously no Chicago. It's a fairytale land
[20:35] <TheChicagoOutfit> .......^
[20:35] <TheChicagoOutfit> lol i got unbanned bud
[20:35] <+Irunongames> oh no
[20:35] <+Irunongames> I mean
[20:35] <+Irunongames> you are banned now
[20:35] <TheChicagoOutfit> AM I UNDER GARRITY
[20:35] <+Irunongames> you spelled your shitty name wrong
[20:35] <TheChicagoOutfit> AM I UNDER GARRITY
[20:35] <@ThePunisher56> yes
[20:35] <TheChicagoOutfit> AM I UNDER GARRITY
[20:35] <GrumpyK> AM I BEING DETAINED?
[20:35] <+Irunongames> wtf is garrity
[20:35] <TheChicagoOutfit> lol
[20:35] <+Irunongames> I will beat u
[20:35] <TheChicagoOutfit> lol thats not garrity
[20:35] <+Irunongames> I WILL BEAT YOU UP LIKE THEY DID TO HITCHBOT
[20:35] <GrumpyK> Police brutality!
[20:35] <+Irunongames> YEA
[20:35] <+Irunongames> SMD
[20:35] <+Irunongames> Wait
[20:35] <+Irunongames> No
[20:35] <+Irunongames> That was mean
[20:35] <TheChicagoOutfit> lol
[20:35] <+Legacy406> god i wish i could ban someone right now
[20:35] <GrumpyK> Too soon
[20:35] <+Irunongames> Let's all pour one out for our fallen hommie
[20:35] <+Legacy406> THE ONLY BULLSHIT WE PUT UP WITH HERE IS MINE DAMMIT
[20:36] <@ThePunisher56> Irunongames quit acting like you have a cool car
[20:36] <TheChicagoOutfit> please like we even
[20:36] <TheChicagoOutfit> lol ThePunisher56 hates Firefighters
[20:36] <@ThePunisher56> I got a hose you can drag
[20:36] <@ThePunisher56> MUH DICK
[20:36] <TheChicagoOutfit> 1 inch hose
[20:36] <RegulatedImpaler> So lemme guess fidelis now i gotta watch what i say because big bad swinging dick fidelis might ban me for hurting his feels right? Relax its reddit.
[20:37] <+Legacy406> sorry man i dont think he can drag that
[20:37] <+Legacy406> maybe pick his teeth with that toothpick of yours
[20:37] <TheChicagoOutfit> He has already made 2142 accounts, whats stopping him from making a new one
[20:37] <@ThePunisher56> Legacy406 either way, it'll end up in his mouth
[20:37] <@ThePunisher56> :)
[20:37] <TheChicagoOutfit> :O
[20:37] <TheChicagoOutfit> read
[20:37] <+Legacy406> truth
[20:37] <TheChicagoOutfit> y
[20:37] <+Legacy406> you win at the end of the day
[20:37] <GrumpyK> You guys ever felt like doing a crossover ama over in /r/trees?
[20:37] <@ThePunisher56> <-----3
[20:37] <TheChicagoOutfit> :O
[20:37] <TheChicagoOutfit> so short it can barely even get in
[20:37] <RegulatedImpaler> ThePunisher56 you mods have to get some thick skin. Much butthurt.
[20:38] <@fidelis> please
[20:38] <@fidelis> i told you one thing and you came in here crying when i was AFK
[20:38] <+Legacy406> much butthurt yet you are the one still bitching
[20:38] <@ThePunisher56> RegulatedImpaler Oh come now, we're already past that and moved on do dick sucking
[20:38] <TheChicagoOutfit> WHO WANTS TO WATCH TRAINING DAY
[20:38] <+Legacy406> get over it
[20:38] <+Legacy406> damn
[20:38] <RegulatedImpaler> fidelis I didnt come in here crying i came calling your ass out. Big difference
[20:38] <@fidelis> semantics
[20:38] <@fidelis> call it what you will
[20:39] <RegulatedImpaler> ThePunisher56 I see. Fellate away!
[20:39] <TheChicagoOutfit> ABOUT WE DROP IT AND LET US ALL HOLD HANDS AND DROP OUR SHORTS TO SEE WHO HAS THE BIGGEST FIRE HOSE
[20:39] <TheChicagoOutfit> .........we done know?
[20:39] <+Legacy406> ok crown me then
[20:39] <TheChicagoOutfit> nah bitch we didn't even drop them
[20:39] <mmm_pbj_sammich> i think someone whispered that marines are sissies
[20:39] <rAnnouncer> /r/ProtectAndServe: <KanersButler> MFW we practice clearing intersections. ( http://redd.it/3fosji ) [ http://i.imgur.com/vpuWXPY.png ]
[20:39] <mmm_pbj_sammich> *continues stirring
[20:40] <swmp40> .bang
[20:40] <gonzobot> (swmp40) There is no duck. What are you shooting at?
[20:40] <TheChicagoOutfit> *the wheels on the bus go
[20:40] <bbunny> haha pbj
[20:40] <TheChicagoOutfit> .gis dat ass
[20:40] <gonzobot> (TheChicagoOutfit) http://m.memegen.com/9sswse.jpg
[20:40] <swmp40> Ill be back later when this is over
[20:40] <+Legacy406> havent seen this much drama in here since kcanf
[20:40] * swmp40 (AndChat1712@user/swmp40) Quit (Quit: Bye)
[20:40] <GrumpyK> pbj, /u/FUCKCOST is a well known troll in askreddit. Don't take his bait man
[20:40] <TheChicagoOutfit> .gis booty shake
[20:40] <gonzobot> (TheChicagoOutfit) http://i.ytimg.com/vi/HSbEtdkPPMY/0.jpg
[20:40] <TheChicagoOutfit> ew dont click
[20:40] <mmm_pbj_sammich> awww dang, thanks grumpy
[20:40] <TheChicagoOutfit> dont CLICK
[20:40] <+Legacy406> so click?
[20:40] <TheChicagoOutfit> NO!
[20:40] <+Legacy406> too late
[20:40] <TheChicagoOutfit> ......damn
[20:41] <TheChicagoOutfit> we lost him guys
[20:41] <GrumpyK> Incidentally, anyone want to share more stories and experiences in AskReddit? https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3fonw5/police_officers_of_reddit_what_is_the_strangest/
[20:41] <gonzobot> (GrumpyK) Police officers of reddit, what is the strangest scene you have been... : AskReddit - 7 comments, 3 points - KallistiGAD, 37m ago
[20:41] <@ThePunisher56> GrumpyK
[20:41] <RegulatedImpaler> fidelis Meh. Been the same since i came here. I call everyone out equally on there shit. You're no exception.
[20:41] <TheChicagoOutfit> ^ true
[20:41] <@ThePunisher56> My experience, don't ever trust anyone that says they're a cop on AskReddit
[20:41] <@ThePunisher56> They always lie
[20:42] <GrumpyK> Thats why I came to the source
[20:42] <TheChicagoOutfit> EVEN ON PnS?!
[20:42] <@ThePunisher56> >On AskReddit
[20:42] <GrumpyK> You guys
[20:42] <TheChicagoOutfit> i know lol
[20:42] <+Legacy406> also pns
[20:42] <mmm_pbj_sammich> chicago, you're having issues with letters today
[20:42] <+Legacy406> 95% are aspiring leo trying to give their input
[20:42] <TheChicagoOutfit> i know............
[20:42] <+Legacy406> without any backing
[20:42] <GrumpyK> Also, how am I supposed to trust that anyone on /r/protectandserve is actually a cop?
[20:42] <+Legacy406> vinto47 was one of them
[20:43] <GrumpyK> for all i know, you are all medium intelligence racoons stacked inside trench coats
[20:43] <GrumpyK> with internet access
[20:43] <TheChicagoOutfit> lol
[20:43] <@fidelis> GrumpyK: we verify a shit ton of people for flair
[20:43] <RegulatedImpaler> GrumpyK not everyone is. Take fidelis for example.
[20:43] <@fidelis> some dont use it
[20:43] <@fidelis> thats on you to take their word
[20:43] <TheChicagoOutfit> ^
[20:43] <@fidelis> !kb RegulatedImpaler
[20:43] * RegulatedImpaler was kicked by BubsButt (Requested (fidelis))
[20:43] * BubsButt sets mode: +b *!*@Snoonet-2q0gsn.hfcs.t1m4.l95fte.IP
[20:43] <@ThePunisher56> RegulatedImpaler DROP IT
[20:43] <@fidelis> i dont have time for his shit
[20:43] <TheChicagoOutfit> fiddles go have a beer and get drunk off it
[20:44] <mmm_pbj_sammich> what does kb mean?
[20:44] <TheChicagoOutfit> wtf fiddles....autocorrect
[20:44] * wonder (wonder@user/wonder) has joined #ProtectAndServe
[20:44] <@ThePunisher56> To be fair, I was just about to myself
[20:44] <TheChicagoOutfit> lol
[20:44] <TheChicagoOutfit> do it!!!!!
[20:44] <TheChicagoOutfit> JUST DO IT!!!
[20:44] <@ThePunisher56> fidelis is now Fiddles
[20:44] <TheChicagoOutfit> oh boi
[20:45] <TheChicagoOutfit> fiddles is his nickname when he was a kid
[20:45] <GrumpyK> Fiddles mc griddles my man
[20:45] <TheChicagoOutfit> lol
[20:45] <+Legacy406> took long enough
[20:45] <TheChicagoOutfit> OKAY SO WHO LET CLOUDS BECOME A MOD!?!?!?!?
[20:45] <+Legacy406> i tried to see if i could ban him but i didnt have the access to do it lol
[20:45] <@fidelis> im not going to have people calling people out for thewir professions
[20:45] <rAnnouncer> /r/ProtectAndServe: <tusing> [Cringe] How often do you guys have to deal with crap like this? ( http://redd.it/3fotdm ) [ youtube.com ]
[20:45] <@fidelis> unlike they are firefighters
[20:45] <TheChicagoOutfit> WHY IS CLOUDS A MOD BUT THE CHICAGOOUTFIT AINT
[20:45] <@fidelis> then its a tongue in cheek joke
[20:45] <@fidelis> but theres repsect
[20:46] <@fidelis> respect
[20:46] <@fidelis> whatever man
[20:46] <TheChicagoOutfit> THECHICAGOOUTFIT is 10 times better then the ducks fan
[20:46] <TheChicagoOutfit> Thechicagooutfit is a hawks fan...not a ducks fan