-- CURRENT blazingStriker [CBS]  and then Sara and Lucas fell out of the gate! sure hope that trampoline is in place --
-- CURRENT nitroParasol [CNP]  has just finished setting it up, and moves away when the two of them fall onto it --
-- CURRENT blazingStriker [CBS]  falls onto it! .... owowow okay this was not the best idea --
-- CURRENT undeadMasochist [CUM]  falls onto it as well aaaand bounces off, landing on his butt --
LUCAS: Ow!
LIZ: ==Hey there you two!==>
LIZ: ==You okay, Sara?==>
-- CURRENT blazingStriker [CBS]  bouncing a few more times, she eventually ends up lyng on the trampoline --
SARA: ┫YE▲H, I'M FINE┣
LUCAS: ...
-- CURRENT undeadMasochist [CUM]  is a little miffed about not being asked if he's ok. COME ON HE LANDED ON HIS RUMP! --
-- CURRENT nitroParasol [CNP]  is more concerned for Sara. Lucas can suck it :P --
-- CURRENT blazingStriker [CBS]  climbs off, offering a hand to lucas --
LIZ: ==So yeah, welcome to a big ol' planet full of glass towers and chain bridges or something==>
-- CURRENT undeadMasochist [CUM]  takes her hand, helping himself up --
LUCAS: Thanks. Oh, th!s !s your land?
SARA: ┫L●●KS FR▲GILE┣
LIZ: ==No, Lucas, this is my Mother's Land==>
-- CURRENT nitroParasol [CNP]  just gives Lucas a "How are you this dumb?" look --
LUCAS: L!z, are you ok? You look const!pated.
LIZ: ==...==>
-- CURRENT nitroParasol [CNP]  hits Lucas over the head with the butt of her spear --
LUCAS: Ow! Uncalled for, and rude. Sparkly, even.
-- CURRENT blazingStriker [CBS]  snickers --
LIZ: ==Nope, totally called for==>
LIZ: ==All acts of stupidity here in La Casa del Newman are treated appropriately==>
-- CURRENT blazingStriker [CBS]  .... will not ask what that means will not ask what that means --
SARA: ┫.... S●┣
LIZ: ==So hey, how about a tour?==>
SARA: ┫YES, TH▲T S●UNDS LIKE ▲ G●●D IDE▲!┣
LIZ: ==Heh==>
LIZ: ==Well, c'mon!==>
-- CURRENT nitroParasol [CNP]  leads them down a ladder from the roof and into the house --
-- CURRENT blazingStriker [CBS]  follows! --
-- CURRENT undeadMasochist [CUM]  .. follows behind, shoulders slumped --
-- CURRENT nitroParasol [CNP]  Inside is a fairly nice living room, where YODAMOM is floating --
LIZ: ==Hi Mother, my friends are here!==>
-- CURRENT blazingStriker [CBS]  .... her ears oh god. trying to keep her cool, she waves --
-- CURRENT nitroParasol [CNP]  Yodamom speaks to the trio, slowly as though thinking out her sentences "Hello, a pleasure it is, to meet you. Oh damn." --
-- CURRENT nitroParasol [CNP]  "It's a pleasure to meet you. And throw you into a mob of imps I will, if you laugh" --
LIZ: ==She's serious about that guys==>
SARA: ┫PFF- WHY W●ULD I L-L▲UGH?┣
-- CURRENT blazingStriker [CBS]  IS NOT GOOD AT KEEPING HER COOL.... --
-- CURRENT undeadMasochist [CUM]  turns pale --
LUCAS: Dear god !t's Yoda
-- CURRENT nitroParasol [CNP]  Yodamom narrows her eyes at the two of them --
LUCAS: WORTHY, !'M NOT
-- CURRENT nitroParasol [CNP]  facepalms --
-- CURRENT nitroParasol [CNP]  Yodamom opens a window and quickly picks up and tosses Lucas and Sara through it, onto the smooth glass outside the house... and full of imps --
LIZ: ==Thanks a lot, Mother==>
-- CURRENT blazingStriker [CBS]  OW FUCK --
-- CURRENT nitroParasol [CNP]  "Fair warning, they had" --
LUCAS: SHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!T!!
-- CURRENT undeadMasochist [CUM]  kerplops onto the glass, sliding --
-- CURRENT nitroParasol [CNP]  Yodamom glances outside, "Is she the one that you-" --
LIZ: ==SDKJASLFK Mother no!==>
-- CURRENT nitroParasol [CNP]  blushes and runs outside to help out Lucas and Sara --
-- CURRENT blazingStriker [CBS]  gets to her feet, praying that the imps haven't noticed them --
-- CURRENT undeadMasochist [CUM]  has made QUITE A BIT OF RACKET. Is currently out of comission --
LUCAS:  @u@
-- CURRENT nitroParasol [CNP]  Sara and Lucas sorta landed right in the middle of them. They notice. --
-- CURRENT nitroParasol [CNP]  runs out with her spear ready, and starts going all DYNASTY WARRIORS on the imps. --
-- CURRENT blazingStriker [CBS]  puls a ball out of her specibus and starts going to town! --
-- CURRENT undeadMasochist [CUM]  continues laying down, cursing their lack of skirts --
LUCAS: Why un!verse why
LIZ: ==Because you are dumb?==>
-- CURRENT nitroParasol [CNP]  spears an imp over Lucas --
LUCAS: Nah that's not !t... ! mean, the breeze !s perfect..damn.
LIZ: ==...==>
LIZ: ==The heck are you talking about?==>
LUCAS: Noth!ng noth!ng.
SARA: ┫HE S▲YS TH▲T S●RT ●F STUFF ▲LL THE TIME, D●N'T W●RRY ▲B●UT IT┣
-- CURRENT nitroParasol [CNP]  shrugs and goes back to killing imps --
-- CURRENT undeadMasochist [CUM]  jumps up, pulling out his Double Tap, which, at his level, make short work of quite a few imps --
LIZ: ==I won't worry about it then!==>
-- CURRENT nitroParasol [CNP]  In almost no time at all, the mob is destroyed by the three kids --
-- CURRENT blazingStriker [CBS]  fistpumps! --
-- CURRENT undeadMasochist [CUM]  puts back his Double Tap, not joining in the fist bunps --
-- CURRENT nitroParasol [CNP]  grins --
SARA: ┫TH▲T W▲S GRE▲T! WE T●T▲LLY DESTR●YED THEM!!!!┣
LIZ: ==Haha, yep!==>
LIZ: ==Anyway, let's head back inside==>
LIZ: ==Mother will probably leave us alone for now==>
-- CURRENT undeadMasochist [CUM]  follows, grumpy. He looks at his watch, typing something onto it. --
-- CURRENT nitroParasol [CNP]  heads back inside. YODAMOM has indeed absconded. --
LIZ: ==Whatcha doing there, Lucas?==>
LUCAS: Hmmm? Noth!n'.
-- CURRENT undeadMasochist [CUM]  follows, closing whatever screen was on his watch --
-- CURRENT nitroParasol [CNP]  hums and turns back away from Lucas --
SARA: ┫S●, WH▲T'S THE PL▲N?┣
LIZ: ==Anyway, this is the living room, over there's Mother's Study which is where she probably is now, there's the kitchen, down that hallway is my room, Mother's room, the bathroom and the laundry room==>
LIZ: ==The plan is probably to head out into my Land and kill things and solve puzzles!==>
SARA: ┫.... S●L▼ING PUZZLES? BLEH┣
LIZ: ==Well, I can handle that while you two keep me covered==>
LUCAS: How w!ll you cl!mb up your echeladder that way?
LIZ: ==I'm OBVIOUSLY not going to spend all my time doing puzzles!==>
LIZ: ==Getting from one place to another will still probably require fighting through hordes of enemies==>
LUCAS: Fa!r enough. !t's at least a lot less d!smal than my land.
LIZ: ==Always a good sign, heh==>
LIZ: ==The only problem will be getting down there==>
LIZ: ==You guys have those gates, but Zachary hasn't really been building my house up enough, so...==>
LIZ: ==We're gonna have to climb!==>
SARA: ┫.... ●H┣
SARA: ┫WE WILL?┣
LIZ: ==Yeah==>
LUCAS: Aw fuck, ! really shouldn't have sk!pped gym...
LIZ: ==Are you never gonna catch your breath?==>
SARA: ┫I'LL S▲Y G●●DBYE T● TH●SE WH● WH● KNEW Y●U┣
LIZ: ==This climb's got him scared to death!==>
LIZ: ==Anyway, enough of these animated shenanigans==>
LUCAS: Damn, the next l!ne worked perfectly for you, L!z.
-- CURRENT undeadMasochist [CUM]  sticks out his tongue --
LIZ: ==...==>
-- CURRENT nitroParasol [CNP]  punches Lucas's arm. Hard. --
SARA: ┫IT DID?┣
LIZ: ==Get climbing! Be a man!==>
LUCAS: Err, one after that ! suppose.
LUCAS: Fuck!ng D!sney w!th your songs w!th only one l!ne ! can remember.
SARA: ┫M▲YBE IF WE SING IT EN●UGH Y●U'LL MEM●RIZE IT, H▲H▲H▲H▲┣
LIZ: ==Guess that tears it!==>
LIZ: ==This is going to be Lucas's TRAINING MONTAGE!==>
LUCAS: Oh GOD NO WHY
LUCAS: SARA !S THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO MAKE A MAN OUT OF ME
LIZ: ==...==>
LUCAS: THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE SA!D ALOUD
LUCAS: AM ! ST!LL TALK!NG?
LIZ: ==Clearly==>
LIZ: ==Yep==>
SARA: ┫YES YES ▲RE┣
LIZ: ==You want to take care of this, Sara?==>
-- CURRENT blazingStriker [CBS]  kicks him in the shin! --
LIZ: ==Thank you!==>
LUCAS: OWWwww deserved..
LIZ: ==Glad you realize that==>
-- CURRENT blazingStriker [CBS]  is still kind of blushing --
LIZ: ==And for the record==>
LIZ: ==You're a horrible pervert, Lucas==>
LUCAS: Correct!on!
LUCAS: !'m an /amaz!ng/ pervert.
-- CURRENT nitroParasol [CNP]  heads over to the edge of the glass tower and looks down --
LIZ: ==I meant what I said==>
-- CURRENT nitroParasol [CNP]  steps off the side of the tower. --
-- CURRENT blazingStriker [CBS]  .... wait did she just-- --
-- CURRENT nitroParasol [CNP]  only drops, like, two feet. She's standing a giant metal chain wrapped around the tower. --
LIZ: ==You guys coming or not?==>
LUCAS: Oh HELL no
SARA: ┫C●ME ●N LUC▲S, IT'LL BE FINE! THESE CH▲INS L●●K HUGE┣
LIZ: ==Yeah==>
LIZ: ==Don't make us drag you==>
LUCAS: That !s REALLY fuck!ng crazy and you people are !NSANE
-- CURRENT undeadMasochist [CUM]  sighs --
LUCAS: Alr!ght alr!ght
LUCAS: But for the record
LUCAS: You're both fuck!ng nutty
LIZ: ==Bluh bluh==>
LIZ: ==Stop being a wimp and c'mon==>
LUCAS: F!!!ne...
-- CURRENT blazingStriker [CBS]  gestures for him to go first. :P sara you wimp --
-- CURRENT undeadMasochist [CUM]  follows along, nooot looking forward to it- he isn't afraid of heights, just the sudden stop at the end --
LUCAS: Oh fuck you
-- CURRENT undeadMasochist [CUM]  heads first RELUCTANTLY --
-- CURRENT nitroParasol [CNP]  rolls her eyes and starts walking along the chain, which spirals around the tower towards the ground --
SARA: ┫HEY, THIS W▲Y I'LL BE ▲BLE T● C▲TCH Y●U┣
SARA: ┫▲ND Y●U W●N'T BE ▲BLE T● PUSH ME!┣
LUCAS: You know ! wouldn't do that.. YOU, on the other hand..
-- CURRENT undeadMasochist [CUM]  grumbles, getting onto the chain --
LIZ: ==There you go, Lucas!==>
LIZ: ==It's easy, see?==>
-- CURRENT nitroParasol [CNP]  has already made a loop, and is below the two of them --
LUCAS: Th!s !s not easy nor !s !t fun NOR !s !t safe
-- CURRENT undeadMasochist [CUM]  continues along --
-- CURRENT blazingStriker [CBS]  follows, slowly- she's kind of afraid too. <u>;; but she won't say it --
-- CURRENT nitroParasol [CNP]  leaps up and grabs onto the section of chain in front of them, then climbs up --
LIZ: ==I'll walk with you==>
LUCAS: Alr!ght alr!ght
-- CURRENT blazingStriker [CBS]  is... walking really really slowly and already falling behind --
LUCAS: Sh!t. Sara, you can get on my back or someth!ng, ! should be able to handle !t.
SARA: ┫W●N'T TH▲T RUIN Y●UR B▲L▲NCE, TH●UGH?┣
LUCAS: Nah !'ll be f!ne, !'m used to th!s. Now hurry, th!s !s a l!m!ted t!me offer yo
-- CURRENT nitroParasol [CNP]  hums thoughtfully, but doesn't say anything about this --
-- CURRENT blazingStriker [CBS]  ... climbs up, praying liz won't comment ;-; --
-- CURRENT undeadMasochist [CUM]  oh god this is more difficult than he thought, but he's not doing bad at all- though a bit slower than before --
LUCAS: Heh, no problem!
SARA: ┫IF Y●U F▲LL I SWE▲R T● G●D I WILL M▲KE Y●U REGRET IT.┣
LIZ: ==If you two need any help, don't hesitate to ask!==>
-- CURRENT blazingStriker [CBS]  and yet she hugs him tighter..... saraaaa --
-- CURRENT nitroParasol [CNP]  The group continue down the chain, and begin nearing the bottom --
LUCAS: Oh thank fuck!ng chr!st we're almost down
LIZ: ==You two are gonna have to get used to this if we're going to keep doing this...==>
LUCAS: ! can handle th!s no prob
LIZ: ==Good to know!==>
LIZ: ==Hmm==>
-- CURRENT nitroParasol [CNP]  looks down --
LIZ: ==I can jump the rest of the way==>
LIZ: ==See you guys on the ground!==>
-- CURRENT nitroParasol [CNP]  leaps off the chain and lands easily --
-- CURRENT blazingStriker [CBS]  looks at the distance --
LUCAS: ..... !'m not do!ng that, no way no how
LUCAS: ... you?
SARA: ┫.... I-IT'S N●T TH▲T F▲R, RIGHT?┣
LUCAS: Um, ! can just... not jump maybe yeah
SARA: ┫●R I C●ULD G● D●WN FIRST, ▲ND WE C●ULD C▲TCH Y●U?┣
LUCAS: ... !f you want to
-- CURRENT blazingStriker [CBS]  climbs off of him- woah okay gotta balance- and jumps off, landing close to liz and looking just a liiittle bit terrified --
LIZ: ==Awesome!==>
LIZ: ==All right, c'mon down Lucas==>
SARA: ┫YE▲H, Y●U'LL BE FINE┣
LUCAS: Ok, alr!ght-
-- CURRENT undeadMasochist [CUM]  tries to jump off, but trips- WHOOPS --
-- CURRENT undeadMasochist [CUM]  was not warned about those chains bro --
-- CURRENT blazingStriker [CBS]  tries to catch him anyways! SHE CAN DO THIS MAN... --
-- CURRENT undeadMasochist [CUM]  YES SHE CAN! But not right now, public company. --
-- CURRENT undeadMasochist [CUM]  plus, he's falling in a terribly goofy fashion --
-- CURRENT nitroParasol [CNP]  If they start doing it, I'm out of here... or maybe join i- NOPE, WOULD LEAVE :| --
-- CURRENT blazingStriker [CBS]  maages to catch him-- getting a face full of labcoat. after managing to keep her balance for about half a second, she falls down with him --
-- CURRENT nitroParasol [CNP]  catches them both --
LIZ: ==Sheesh...==>
SARA: ┫●K▲Y, TH▲T S●RT ●F C●UNTED.┣
SARA: ┫.... ▲T LE▲ST Y●U DIDN'T BRE▲K ▲NYTHING?┣
LIZ: ==Well you DID catch him, so yeah, points for that==>
LUCAS: Oh my god ! fuck!ng hate cha!ns
LUCAS: They are not k!nky !n any way ever
LUCAS: Except to L!z apparently
-- CURRENT nitroParasol [CNP]  flicks Lucas's forehead --
LUCAS: Whoops sa!d that out loud aga!n- ow
LIZ: ==Yep==>
-- CURRENT nitroParasol [CNP]  sets Sara and Lucas down --
LIZ: ==If you're done making a fool out of yourself, Lucas?==>
LUCAS: Never!
LUCAS: Wa!t
LIZ: ==Pffft, okay then==>
LUCAS: THAT'S THE WRONG RESPONSE
LUCAS: FUCK
-- CURRENT blazingStriker [CBS]  laughs again --
LIZ: ==No, it was exactly correct and we all know it==>
LUCAS: Goddamm!t
LUCAS: Ok what now??
LIZ: ==Now we see what my land has to offer!==>
LIZ: ==To ADVENTURE!==>
SARA: ┫H●PEFULLY M●RE TH▲N JUST CH▲INS!┣
-- CURRENT nitroParasol [CNP]  takes her spear back out and places the butt on the ground, with one hand holding onto the spear. She lets go, and the spear falls onto the ground pointing in a direction --
LIZ: ==That way!==>
-- CURRENT nitroParasol [CNP]  picks up her spear and is off --
-- CURRENT blazingStriker [CBS]  .... shrugs at lucas, and follows --
LUCAS: That !s the most sc!ent!f!c method ! have ever seen ever
-- CURRENT undeadMasochist [CUM]  sighs, following her --