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  1. [22:55] QueenKitty We return to the shelf after the day had started with bickering which is likely par for the course. Something about wargames was mentioned and a mission to the closet was announced. To acquire the Risk war simulator, appropriate for such a risky mission.
  2. [22:55] QueenKitty would be giving a rousing speech to inspire the troops about to go on the mission but had fell asleep in her chair.
  3. [22:57] [Owen]Panzy is fretting over whether or not to rouse the commanding officer!
  4. [22:58] [Owen]Panzy "Naah, naah, vat do I doo...?"
  5. [22:59] Hornet-tan is being all excited about getting a real, non-recon mission!
  6. [22:59] Hornet-tan alright! Air superiority here I go!
  7. [22:59] [BNS]Gustav-Ko Do we really have to do this?
  8. [22:59] [Owen]Panzy feels horrible going on any sort of mission without official instructions from the Kommander!
  9. [23:00] [BNS]Gustav-Ko is scratching her head and none too pleased, having been drafted simply because she's the only one big enough to carry the box.
  10. [23:00] Hornet-tan Why not? We're doing it for the greater good, liberating it from evil's grasp!
  11. [23:00] [Owen]Panzy "Ve haff reciffed no instructions! Perhaps ve should vait...?"
  12. [23:01] [Owen]Panzy "Ze commander is sleeping!"
  13. [23:01] Hornet-tan is still in her "world police fuck yeah" mindset.
  14. [23:02] [Owen]Panzy paces back and forth worriedly in front of the giant sleeping tankgirl.
  15. [23:02] Hornet-tan That's why we need to step up, aren't we? A hero is needed at times like this!
  16. [23:03] [Atai]Spirit drifts behind Kitty's chair, and locates her tail. It twitches as she sleeps. How cute~
  17. [23:03] [Atai]Spirit Our next mission should be to steal the alarm clock.
  18. [23:04] [Atai]Spirit leers.
  19. [23:04] [Atai]Spirit It would prevent actions such as the following:
  20. [23:06] [Owen]Panzy "Vat? Was is das...?"
  21. [23:08] [Atai]Spirit hauls back on Kitty's tail.
  22. [23:09] [Atai]Spirit Wakeup call~!
  23. [23:10] Hornet-tan Alright! I'm pumped up!
  24. [23:10] Hornet-tan When will we attack?
  25. [23:10] [Owen]Panzy sees this grievous breath of the chain of command!
  26. [23:11] [Owen]Panzy "NEIN!"
  27. [23:11] [Owen]Panzy "NEIN! NEIN NEIN NEIN, DUMMKOPF!"
  28. [23:12] Hornet-tan Speak English!
  29. [23:12] Hornet-tan And American English, too!
  30. [23:12] [BNS]Gustav-Ko Uggggghh...
  31. [23:12] [Owen]Panzy runs at Spirit, ready to dish out GERMAN FURRY! Or, fury.
  32. [23:12] [BNS]Gustav-Ko is just about ready to leave to get away from this racket.
  33. [23:14] QueenKitty wakes up with a loud cry at having her tail pulled. She falls backwards in her surprise
  34. [23:14] [Owen]Panzy "I VILL PROTECT MINE COUNTRY!"
  35. [23:15] [Atai]Spirit Too late!
  36. [23:15] [Atai]Spirit skips away, giggling.
  37. [23:16] [Owen]Panzy 's gimpy leg trips her up as she runs, creating a spectacular face-plant-skid.
  38. [23:17] [Owen]Panzy "Nnnphf!"
  39. [23:18] [Atai]Spirit As expected of a tank.
  40. [23:19] [Atai]Spirit notices Gustav getting grumpy.
  41. [23:20] Hornet-tan checks her arsenal.
  42. [23:20] Hornet-tan Yeah, perfect!
  43. [23:21] Hornet-tan pulls the silly germanian cattank up.
  44. [23:22] Hornet-tan Get a grip!
  45. [23:22] [Owen]Panzy grips Hornet's hands!
  46. [23:22] [Owen]Panzy "Waah!"
  47. [23:22] Hornet-tan If you trip like that during mission, You'll die~!
  48. [23:23] [Owen]Panzy is not afraid!
  49. [23:23] [Atai]Spirit Gustyyyy...
  50. [23:23] [Owen]Panzy "To die in battle is greatest glory!"
  51. [23:24] [Owen]Panzy "But, to fight another day is best for the team!"
  52. [23:26] Hornet-tan a credit to team eh?
  53. [23:26] [Owen]Panzy dusts herself off. Good as new!
  54. [23:26] [Owen]Panzy "All are credit to team, Fräulein Hornet!"
  55. [23:28] [Owen]Panzy has forgotten of her reservations for the mission! She's ready!
  56. [23:29] [Owen]Panzy "Auch, ve vaste time! Ve are forgettink ze mission!"
  57. [23:29] [BNS]Gustav-Ko Yeah... the mission.
  58. [23:29] Hornet-tan Waitin' for go code!
  59. [23:29] [BNS]Gustav-Ko rolls her eyes and leans on her cannon, obviously enthralled.
  60. [23:30] [Owen]Panzy "Fräulein Hornet! Permission to ride vit you and provide supportink fire!"
  61. [23:31] Hornet-tan Heh!
  62. [23:31] Hornet-tan I'm actually not a carrier, but i think it's possible!
  63. [23:31] [Owen]Panzy salutes Hornet-tan for good measure!
  64. [23:32] Hornet-tan A tank on a plane! Awesome!
  65. [23:42] [Owen]Panzy jumps up and hangs on Hornet's shoulders, piggyback style.
  66. [23:43] [Owen]Panzy "I am ready ven yoo are! Wictory for the Shelf!"
  67. [23:43] Hornet-tan gets ready to take off on launch command.
  68. [23:44] Hornet-tan air cavalry goin' in on your mark!
  69. [23:46] [BNS]Gustav-Ko seems to have fallen asleep while leaning on her cannon.
  70. [23:47] [Owen]Panzy tries to get a better grip with her legs around Hornet's waist so she can hold her gun at the same time.
  71. [23:48] Hornet-tan You're pretty light.
  72. [23:49] [Owen]Panzy takes offense to that! >:T
  73. [23:49] [Owen]Panzy "I-I, I, zat is rude, Frau Hornet!"
  74. [23:50] Hornet-tan Are you a light tank or something?
  75. [23:50] [Owen]Panzy "Is not my fault zat I am light!"
  76. [23:50] [Owen]Panzy "I wish zat I am bigger, but I am vat I am!"
  77. [23:50] [Atai]Spirit Tiny?
  78. [23:50] Hornet-tan Ahaha~!
  79. [23:51] Hornet-tan Compact's the way to go nowadays! Bigger aren't always better.
  80. [23:51] [Owen]Panzy is angered! She PCHOOs at Spirit with deadly firearms!
  81. [23:51] [Owen]Panzy "WEIB!"
  82. [23:52] Hornet-tan Pssshaw.
  83. [23:52] Hornet-tan Cute, aren'tcha?
  84. [23:54] [Atai]Spirit hops back, avoiding the shot.
  85. [23:55] [Owen]Panzy has too much GERMAN FURRY to hit the broad side of a broad!
  86. [23:55] [Atai]Spirit Careful with the fire control there, Pan. If you'd been aiming, that might have almost hit me!
  87. [23:57] [Owen]Panzy "Hmmmnph!"
  88. [23:58] Hornet-tan Stop wriggling around!
  89. [23:58] [Owen]Panzy is insulted! No one takes her seriously!
  90. [23:58] Hornet-tan is still carrying dem tigercat.
  91. [23:59] [Owen]Panzy is das kittenkat, fräulein! Nyan!
  92. [23:59] QueenKitty sits up from falling down.
  93. [23:59] [Owen]Panzy "I'm sorry, Frau Hornet, but I must protect mine honor!"
  94. [00:00] QueenKitty "Ah vat happened? zit rep!"
  95. [00:01] [Owen]Panzy salutes from a piggyback position! This does not look very dignified!
  96. [00:01] [Owen]Panzy "Avating orders, Commander!"
  97. [00:01] Hornet-tan Final-fucking-ly, HQ!
  98. [00:02] Hornet-tan I want to bomb some poor dude, now! Get on with it zero-two actual!
  99. [00:02] QueenKitty stands up and stretches
  100. [00:02] [Owen]Panzy finds this Amerikan very silly! But she's got the right heart!
  101. [00:03] [Owen]Panzy thinks, however, that Spirit has no spirit!
  102. [00:03] QueenKitty "Vat iz ze status of ze Risk recovery?"
  103. [00:03] [Atai]Spirit drifts into place alongside Hornet.
  104. [00:03] [Owen]Panzy "You haff not given us permission, Commander!"
  105. [00:04] QueenKitty "I tought I already gave ze orderz. No matter, begin operations immediately!"
  106. [00:04] QueenKitty poitns dramatically
  107. [00:05] Hornet-tan No sitrep! No intel! Fly blind, fly high!
  108. [00:05] Hornet-tan American air cavalry, fuck YEAH!
  109. [00:05] Hornet-tan Heeeeeeerewwwwwweeeeeeeegoooooooooo!
  110. [00:06] Hornet-tan revs up her jet engine.
  111. [00:07] [Owen]Panzy stuffs her fingers in her ears! Too loud and blustery!
  112. [00:08] [Owen]Panzy shouts something at Hornet, but she cannot be heard over the sound of JET FUEL.
  113. [00:08] Hornet-tan launches with a sonicboom!
  114. [00:08] Hornet-tan Yeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaa!
  115. [00:10] [BNS]Gustav-Ko sighs, waking up after her nap and trundling off in the general direction of the others.
  116. [00:10] [Owen]Panzy holds on for dear life! Tanks are not supposed to fly, even if that is the mission!
  117. [00:10] [Atai]Spirit warms up her engines as well! VROOM TIME!
  118. [00:10] [Atai]Spirit Gustyyyyyy!
  119. [00:10] [BNS]Gustav-Ko makes a significant clunk with each jump she makes from shelf to shelf, down towards the floor.
  120. [00:11] [Atai]Spirit Wanna go for a ri-- awww.
  121. [00:11] [BNS]Gustav-Ko stops and stares at the plane-girl that's half her size.
  122. [00:11] [BNS]Gustav-Ko ...a ride? Really? /Really/?
  123. [00:12] [BNS]Gustav-Ko shakes her head in disdain and continues her downward hops.
  124. [00:12] [Owen]Panzy is lucky! Small girls get all the rides they want!
  125. [00:13] [BNS]Gustav-Ko reaches the floor and starts to head towards the closet, skating on her rail-shoes and covering the distance rather quickly.
  126. [00:13] Hornet-tan Alright. Altitude okay. Stabilizin'.
  127. [00:13] Hornet-tan slows doen as she soars across the sky, identifying target.
  128. [00:14] [Atai]Spirit takes off!
  129. [00:14] [Atai]Spirit Meaniiiiiiiiiiiie!
  130. [00:15] [Atai]Spirit 's pout carries across the skies! Or at least across the room.
  131. [00:15] [Owen]Panzy likes this Stabilizin' idea. It's much easier to provide support this way!
  132. [00:16] Owen [It's too R.I.S.K.y to keep going like this! Better shelve it for now and pick up our toys later!]
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