Farty Smash Bois

"Man am I so farty!" Ness said while letting out PSI powered poots that puffed up his jean shorts. "I wonder if it was those snacks we had last night!"

"Could be!" Popo and Nana chimed since the Ice Climber twins were letting out frosty farts of their own that were freezing up the section of the mansion they were in. "But it did provide us with this gassy goodness!"

"Speak for yourself; I'm gonna need new shorts!" Pit admitted in embarrassment while using his angel wings to fan the rancid air emitting from his Kid Icarus dump truck. "...I wonder if my undies are even gonna survive this..."

"Come on what's the harm in having a bit of a stink in ya?" Toon Link teased while guiding his methane using his skills as a Wind Breaker. "Don't you know the thing that smells more bad than a rotten eggy fart is not allowing yourself to have fun? Live a little!"

"He's got a really good point!" Toad chimed since he was tooting his shroom rear end off while helping to move the various items around.

Pit: (upon feeling his fart gas turning deeper pitched) I couldn't think of ripping ass on the stage!

Toon Link: Not while you're all acting up like that! (playfully laughs)

Ice Climbers: (in a singing tone) You're afraid of your farts! (twirl around and giggle while farting in sync with each other)

Toad: (casually whistles to himself while continuing to let loose his farted fungi fumes)

Ness: Oh 1 thing is certain; we gotta find what we ate because I can totally have bigger braps than this!