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- >You be Anon.
- >Just waking up in a very large and fancy bed
- >It's really purple and soft
- "This isn't my bed."
- >It's also extremely soft
- Did I mention how soft it is?
- "This is NOT my bed."
- "I must have gotten VERY drunk last night."
- "To the point that I actually left my [spoiler]cold[/spoiler], cozy apartment, and the overbuffed desktop that I built myself, and my... oh."
- >It all comes rushing back to you now.
- >You're finally able to remember whose bed this is
- >As she comes trotting up to you.
- >"Good morning, sleepyhead."
- >You manage to grumble out something that sounded something like, "I am going to vomitely violent out a raisin chicken."
- >"Okay, my big sleepy klutz," She affectionately teases you.
- "Mornin', Twiggles. You cooking breakfast yet?"
- >"Already ate. I left some blueberry puncakes on the kitchen table for you. Spike should have warmed them up by now..."
- >"Hey Twilight! Where's the microwave?"
- >Twilight facehoofs, and you stare at her [spoiler]tail[/spoiler] as she walks to the kitchen to show the stupid little dragon where the microwave is.
- "Heh, Spike is so incompetent."
- >Later that day, You and Twilight are reading books in the castle library.
- >Believe it or not, she's the one that got distracted from her book and started talking.
- >"I'm so nervous about this whole situation with the Yaks. I don't understand why this all had to happen..."
- "Don't worry, Twilight. It'll be fine, just like always. Celly will go to Yakyakistan and talk them out of a war, and if they still decide to attack, you can just get the elements of... oh wait that's right. Well, everything will be fine anyway."
- >"You don't understand, Anon. Celestia said that she found out recently that the yaks have brought some sort of superweapon from a faraway land, and that they have stated clear intent on destroying all of Equestria! This could mean the end of-"
- >You shush her, not wanting to hear any more doom talk.
- "Hey. Twiggles. It will be fine. Nothing bad will happen.
- >"Really Anon?"
- "What?"
- >"That was the most generic and obvious reassurance that I've ever heard."
- "Well what else was I supposed to say?"
- >"Good point."
- "Oh well. I have to go get some more scones from Sugarcube Corner. I ran out, and I can't live without them."
- >"Okay. See you later, Anon."
- "See ya."
- >You close the door and head on over to the bakery in the middle of town
- >You be Twiggle horse
- >Anon just went and buggered off to retrieve some of those disgusting "Scones" that he so loves.
- >You honestly prefer cupcakes.
- >Especially since Pinkie Pie made your favorite cupcakes in the world
- >Red Velvet Cupcakes
- >You literally felt like you would melt whenever you tasted the sweet frosting and savory cake itself
- >It was an overwhelming experience when you found a special room full of Red Velvet cupcakes in the many basement rooms of your brand new castle.
- >None of those cupcakes survived the day
- >Those were good times
- >When you told Anon that the Yaks were legitimately threatening war on Equestria, he looked unconvinced
- >It felt like he wasn't taking you seriously
- >You hated that
- >Just like you hated it when he told you about his disdain for cupcakes
- >If he weren't so close to you, you would have completely fried him by now
- >Literally
- >Just as you are about to get back to your book on Eastern Unicorns and their accomplishments, you hear a rumble
- >Anon must be home already, making noises with the door again.
- >"Anon, stop messing around with the door! Remember what happened last time?"
- >Silence
- >There's the rumbling again
- >"That's it! I'm coming down there!"
- >The rumbling only gets louder
- >Once you get to the front door of the castle, you notice that Anon isn't there
- >And he left the door open
- >And that there's something in the sky.
- >Before you can wonder what it is, the thing in the sky hurdles towards the center of the town
- >And then explodes
- >You barely have half a second before the explosion reaches you, and you put up a shield to try and survive.
- >The fire and wind of the explosion continue for about a minute as you struggle to stay alive in your little bubble.
- >When it ends, you lower the magic bubble and look up to see that Ponyville has been leveled.
- "What... Why?"
- >Your first reaction is absolute shock.
- "Where is Anon? Where are my friends?"
- >You go looking through the town for the ponies and person you hold most dear."
- >First stop, Rarity's Shop
- "Rarity? Are you here?"
- >Nothing.
- "Rarity?"
- >Still nothing
- >The shop is almost completely leveled, the only reason you found this place is because some of the objects from inside the building managed to stay in place.
- >You didn't want to believe it, but Rarity may actually be dead
- "No. She's a unicorn, so she could have put up her own protection bubble. She's fine"
- >You move on to Rainbow Dash's mansion
- "There's no way the blast could have reached her mansion floating in the sky... it's gone."
- >You knew where your adrenaline junkie best friend's mansion was by heart... you had memorized exactly what was beneath it. It was always in the same exact place.
- >And it wasn't there.
- "She's fine. Rainbow probably flew away when the blast came..."
- >You move on to Fluttershy's cottage
- >It was also completely leveled.
- "She's fine too, probably flew away just like Rainbow..."
- >Sweet Apple Acres
- >Gone
- "They have a pretty sturdy cellar that they can hide in, right? I'm sure they're okay..."
- >You go and check the Apple family's cellar
- >Nothing there
- >The thought starts to creep into your mind that It might be possible that all of your friends are dead
- "No, they're alive and well somewhere..."
- >You finally go to the last of your friends homes
- >Sugarcube Corner
- >Where Anon went to get some godawful scones before It happened.
- >Like the rest of the town, completely gone.
- >You search the rest of the town for you friends and monkey friend, but to no avail.
- >You want to believe that they're still alive somewhere when Celestia herself lands next to you.
- >She hugs you with one wing and says "I'm sorry."
- >"I didn't know what was happening until it was too late."
- >"I should have done something, but..."
- >"I already know what happened to your friends and human."
- "They're safe, right?" you ask quietly
- >She gives you the look.
- >THAT look.
- >And shakes her head
- >You feel broken inside.
- >Not just for Anon
- >Not just for your friends
- >But for your town
- >For EVERYPONY in Ponyville.
- >The Cutie Mark Crusaders...
- >The Cake family...
- >Lyra and BonBon...
- >Vinyl and Octavia...
- >Cheerilee and all of her students...
- >The two donkeys, Grumpy and Matilda...
- >The Mayor...
- >Derpy and The Doctor...
- >They were all gone. Killed by a bomb blast.
- "Who did this?" You ask plaintively.
- >"We believe it was the Yaks, carrying through with their threats," Celestia answers.
- >So the Yaks did it.
- >The Yaks of Yakyakistan were the ones who killed an entire town in cold blood.
- >Just because they were buttmadd about how Equestria wasn't like their home.
- >You feel and unrelenting rage building inside of you.
- >You keep a poker face, though, so as not to tip Celestia off about it.
- "... I need some time to think. I'll be back."
- >"Okay."
- >You can't believe you actually got away with that.
- >You fly off, with a destination in mind.
- >The cold northern country of Yakyakistan, and their capital city.
- >There's a reason that pegasi hate flying in this country
- >The wind and cold high above the country of Yakyakistan are almost to much to bear
- >But you keep going
- >For Ponyville
- >You were going to get revenge for what the Yaks had done to your town.
- >Before you know it, You arrive at the largest city in the cold north.
- >You land in front of what looks like the yak's castle, and walk in.
- >The guards outside demand to know why you're here.
- >You tell them who you are, and demand to speak to the prince.
- >They protest, but a bit of threatening convinces them to take you to the prince.
- >Once you face the Prince of Yakyakistan once again, he demands to know why you summoned him
- "Are you the one who just launched a bomb at Ponyville?" You ask him with a cold, tense voice.
- >"Yes. You ponies deserved it, for you did not adequately host us Yaks on a diplomatic mission. We gave up the many comforts of home just to feel like outsiders in a strange land. For this, we will destroy all of the ponies."
- >The full message of his words hits you like an avalanche.
- >Mostly that he said Ponyville deserved it.
- >You feel an uncontrollable rage build up inside you.
- >Your vision becomes blurry, and you feel like you are quite literally on fire.
- >Your breathing becomes heavy, and you feel yourself begin to lose all sanity and logic.
- "So We deserved it huh?" You ask in a mocking tone.
- >You feel yourself start to grow in size.
- "We deserved to have millions of innocent ponies slaughtered?"
- >You transform, your mane becoming pure fire, and your fur white.
- "We DESERVED to have our homes completely leveled?!?!"
- >You also become Celestia's size, and begin to float upwards
- "Ponyville DESERVED to be bombed?!?!?"
- >You rise to the ceiling, and it melts around you.
- "Because we failed to make our town feel like your home, Ponyville deserved to have almost all of its inhabitants killed?!?!"
- >You have risen to an adequate place in the air.
- "If that's the case, then you deserved to have your city DESTROYED!"
- >You shoot a beam of energy at the city below.
- "YOU DESERVE TO HAVE INNOCENT YAKS SLAUGHTERED!!!"
- >You hit some more buildings below, uncaring of their purpose.
- "YOU DESERVED TO HAVE YOUR LOVED ONES KILLED!!!"
- >As the yaks are left reeling, you build up an enormous ball of pure energy and rage.
- "YOU DESERVE TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!"
- >You send the ball of fury hurtling into the city below, obliterating the entire country of Yakyakistan.
- >But you couldn't get away from your own doing, and as the explosion reaches you, you give in and accept your fate.
- >But at least it was worth it.
- >You'll get to see your friends, and your Anon again.
- >It was definitely worth it.
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