PerhapsTheOtherOne

Colossus By Design: Entry 0036 - Party Central

Nov 1st, 2014
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  1. [October 12, 2145]
  2. [Manpupuner Rock Formations, Russian origin continent]
  3.  
  4. [Two rock climbers come up to the rock formations]
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  6.  
  7. (Rock Climber 1): So, are we gonna do it?
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  9. (Rock climber 2): Sure are, big sister! Get the gear ready.
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  12. [Distant noise is heard, getting the attention of the two sisters]
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  14.  
  15. (Rock Climber 2): Hey..... what was that?
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  17. (Rock Climber 1): I don't know. Probably nothing. Alright, let's see.... rope, hooks, safety harnesses--
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  19. (Rock Climber 2): Hey, sis, look!
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  22. [The younger sister points towards the South; a dark shape approaches from the skies; both women watch]
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  25. (Rock Climber 2): What is it? A plane?
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  27. (Rock Climber 1): No, it's too fast to be a plane, and too big, and it has this odd-- Oh God, RUN!
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  29.  
  30. [Both women realize what they're seeing and begin to run away]
  31. [The object shrieks with incredulous force as it swoops in at unbelievable speed, straight towards the two rock climbers]
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  37. [October 13, 2145]
  38. [Archangel, Russian origin continent]
  39.  
  40. [Sirens blare around the city as civilians are evacuated to underground shelters and whisked off in vehicles outside the city]
  41. [Military units move in as the evacuation goes on]
  42. [Tzar Bomba V2 a.k.a. Sasha Kalashnikov stomps towards the city limits]
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  44.  
  45. (Sasha): What's the situation?
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  47. (Ground Officer): [COMMS] Our scanners picked up a flying bogey coming in from the South. It's definitely NOT a plane.
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  49. (Sasha): Alright, lure it in with anti-air fire close enough to the ground so that I can quickly eliminate it in close-quarters combat.
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  51. (Ground Officer): [COMMS] Yes, ma'am. Wait a minute....
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  53. (Sasha): What is it?
  54.  
  55. (Ground Officer): [COMMS] God dammit!
  56.  
  57. (Sasha): What's wrong?
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  59. (Ground Officer): [COMMS] I've got word that there are THREE of them coming this way!
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  61. (Sasha): Three?!
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  65. A squadron of MLE-27 "Muu-Toa" bomber planes fly towards the detected bogeys, but visual sight cannot be obtained due to the cloud cover.
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  68. (Pilot 1): You see anything?
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  70. (Pilot 2): No, these clouds are too thick.
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  72. (Pilot 1): What about DE signatures?
  73.  
  74. (Pilot 2): No. It seems these things don't emit it like normal P.E.M.F.s do.
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  76. (Pilot 3): Keep an eye out, because you never know where they migh--
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  79. The last pilot is cut off as one of the bogeys crashes through his plane; the others soon show themselves and circle around the bombers like vultures. The pilots are trapped in a tight formation and being picked off one by one by the flying bogeys in a distinct and orderly fashion not typical of ordinary P.E.M.F.s.
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  81. The trio bursts from the clouds; gunfire rains from down below towards them, piquing their attention. They swoop in, all three with mouths wide open, and an invisible ray emanates from their gapes, causing glass on the ground buildings and vehicles to shatter andforcing soldiers to cover their ears in agony.
  82.  
  83. Suddenly, a pure beam of light bursts from each open mouth of the three creatures, vaporizing all the military forces below as well as several buildings caught in the area.
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  85. The three swoop slowly below, searching around. As they approach a large debris cloud, an enormous red arm back-hands all three at once, sending them flying into some buildings. The rather large Tzar Bomba V2 steps out of the debris shroud.
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  88. (Sasha Kalashnikov): Alright, let's have some fun.
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