Cyrus Clive CYOA Day 3

[22:49] <!CYOA-sama> "TODAY, NATURE, YOU GET FUCKED!" You shout as you kick in the door and barrel roll up to the table.
[22:51] <!CYOA-sama> You ignore the stares, having gotten used to them.
[22:51] <!CYOA-sama> Now which of these cases should you choose.
[22:53] <!CYOA-sama> Choose 2: earth, fire, water, air, nature, magma, cold, lightning, sound, force, power, lust, holy, unholy, death
[22:53] <!CYOA-sama> You can choose the same one twice.
[22:54] <ANTS> something compels me to pick unholy magma
[22:54] <HyakkoF> [x] Water, Nature
[22:54] <!CYOA-sama> It's clearly a deathwish ANTS.
[22:54] <ANTS> okay, for reals this time
[22:55] <ANTS> uh, earth nature
[22:55] <InvisiBro> water, air (seems basic to me, but then i don't know what the fuck i'm doing soz)
[22:57] <!CYOA-sama> CEB Serenade Brotius Brutus Four Sleet
[22:58] <Sleet>  Force force, goddommot.
[22:58] <Serenade> sound sound
[22:59] <CEB> Umm....
[22:59] <CEB> Holy Lust
[22:59] <CEB> :3
[23:00] <HyakkoF> Oh boy.
[23:00] <CEB> HF sees where I'm going with it
[23:00] <CEB> lol
[23:00] <!CYOA-sama> It's still a 4 way tie between force, water, sound, nature.
[23:01] <ANTS> oh man, Holy sounds good after all
[23:01] <ANTS> but looks like we got ourselves a tie
[23:02] <!CYOA-sama> Everybody get's one more.
[23:02] <!CYOA-sama> Vote
[23:02] <!CYOA-sama> >inb4 8 way tie.
[23:02] <Sleet> >master of all elements
[23:02] <Sleet> mite b cool
[23:03] <ANTS> sound
[23:03] <HyakkoF> Water
[23:03] <Sleet> Force.
[23:03] <InvisiBro> earth
[23:04] <!CYOA-sama> CEB Serenade
[23:04] <CEB> hmm...
[23:04] <CEB> Force
[23:05] <Brutus> hmmm
[23:05] <HyakkoF> This is only our second element faced, right?
[23:05] <Brutus> Force, magma
[23:06] <HyakkoF> ...
[23:06] <!CYOA-sama> Yes.
[23:06] <!CYOA-sama> Pick one more Brutus.
[23:06] <Brutus> ah ok
[23:06] <Brutus> uh......nature
[23:07] <!CYOA-sama> ...................................
[23:07] <ANTS> (psst, lightning+earth)
[23:07]  * CEB slaps ANTS
[23:07] <!CYOA-sama> Force + Water/Sound/Nature
[23:07] <!CYOA-sama> I need a tiebreaker.
[23:07] <!CYOA-sama> IMOUTO!
[23:07] <Sleet> Force and sound seems awesome.
[23:08] <ANTS> that's heavy metal
[23:08] <!CYOA-sama> Force and ANYTHING is going to get your face kicked in.
[23:08] <!CYOA-sama> But you fuckers are too subborn to listen.
[23:08] <HyakkoF> >Force as our second elemental
[23:08] <HyakkoF> Oh you, guys.
[23:08] <Serenade> Oh
[23:09] <Serenade> Force Sound.
[23:09] <Serenade> Because
[23:09] <Serenade> APPARENTLY
[23:09] <Serenade> PEOPLE LIKE FUCKIN FORCE.
[23:09] <ANTS> well, force like fucking more than we do
[23:09] <Sleet> Where's your adventurer's spirit, guys? Take the kick to the face and return it tenfold.
[23:09] <CEB> ^
[23:09] <ANTS> what if it's a kick to the dick
[23:10] <Sleet> It's not choose-your-own-namby-pamby-baby-steps-to-victory.
[23:10] <!CYOA-sama> "ALRIGHT!"
[23:10] <!CYOA-sama> "I've decided!"
[23:10] <!CYOA-sama> Your guardians look to you with total disinterest.
[23:11] <!CYOA-sama> "apparently a 'Scream' has manifested in a cave nearby and is causing avalanches and cave-ins that are disrupting the mining operations."
[23:11] <!CYOA-sama> "I'mma fuck er!"
[23:12] <!CYOA-sama> "Now which one of you bitches wanna come?"
[23:12] <!CYOA-sama> .... No answer...
[23:12] <!CYOA-sama> WELP
[23:12] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Go alone
[23:12] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Take Erin
[23:12] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Take Violet
[23:13] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Take Sydney
[23:13] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Take Naia
[23:13] <!CYOA-sama> Choose
[23:13] <CEB> [X] Take the imouto (Forgot her name......)
[23:13] <HyakkoF> [x] Naia
[23:13] <Sleet> [x] Sydney
[23:13] <!CYOA-sama> Sydney.
[23:13] <CEB> Nivce
[23:13] <CEB> *nice
[23:13] <CEB> [X] Sydney then
[23:13] <Uvel> [x] Go alone
[23:13] <Brutus> hmmmm
[23:13] <Uvel> Because some men, just need to go ALONE
[23:13] <Sleet> I respect your spirit.
[23:14] <Brutus> [X] Go alone
[23:14] <Sleet> Uh, we ARE going to the face-kicking, though, remember.
[23:14] == Uvel has changed nick to Taco_Hell
[23:14] <CEB> Hmm....a tie....going alone or taking the imouto.....IMOUTOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[23:15] <InvisiBro>  [x] Go alone (And yes I'm not the imouto you were looking for)
[23:16] <CEB> Still have to wait for imouto to vote invisouto
[23:16] <InvisiBro> sounds good
[23:16] <!CYOA-sama> Actually imouto doesn't care.
[23:16] <!CYOA-sama> She's waiting for me to finish so she can have some interactions.
[23:16] <CEB> ....ahh
[23:17] <!CYOA-sama> But just so you guys know the only way to get H-scenes is to go adventuring with the girls.
[23:18] <Taco_Hell> Emmy
[23:18] <Taco_Hell> Some things are more important than H-Scenes
[23:18] <Taco_Hell> LIKE A MAN, AND HIS THIRST FOR ADVENTURE.
[23:19] <Brutus> ^
[23:19] <ANTS> ....b-but the H-scenes....
[23:19] <Taco_Hell> FUCK YOUR H-SCENES, WE HAVE ADVENTURING TO DO.
[23:19] <HyakkoF> I'm with Ants on this one.
[23:20] <Serenade> Um
[23:20] == BroickRose [[email protected]] has joined #FunksteadyDnD
[23:20] <Serenade> What's going on?
[23:20] <Serenade> I was photoshopping.
[23:21] <Serenade> Uuuuhhh
[23:21] <Serenade> [x] Sydney
[23:21] <Serenade> I guess.
[23:21] <Serenade> brb. COOKING TIME
[23:22] <Brutus> ...........and back to a tie we are
[23:22] <!CYOA-sama> A tie between Sydney and Go alone.
[23:22] <ANTS> hmm
[23:22] <!CYOA-sama> Okay.
[23:22] <!CYOA-sama> He goes alone but Sydney follows him in secret.