Showing your power level in public

Personally I like using anime to dissuade women from assaulting me and my friends when I go to a social gathering. Take just last week, for example:

Me and my homies, Carl, Steve, and Winslow had just gotten out of our respective jobs and decided to head to a bar for good times, friendly chit-chat, and liquored merry making. For most of the night, this is exactly what occurred and fun was had by all, but suddenly a group of four women approached our table.

They walked with a deviant's swagger and flashed multiple succubus' smiles towards us. In a flash, they were all leaned against us or our table and who I assumed to be the leader looked me in the eyes and asked "Hey, you guys are pretty cute... Why don't you buy us some drinks?"

Immediately, Winslow, Carl, and I turned down their "offer" but Steve had always been the weakest and youngest of us and he was stuttering. The girls pushed a little more and with a bit more pressure, I knew our weakest link would crack. I could have simply told them to fuck off, but I am a gentleman so I could never carry myself with such rudeness. I could have allowed him to buy their drinks, but I am a thrifty man and Steve still owes me 40 bucks. I'll be damned if he spent my money on some group of basic thots, only for them to come back for more like cats (cats are the thots of the animal kingdom by the way).

So, I stood up, climbed onto the table and looked up at the lead girl, "Im sorry master" I whispered, "but I'll have to use... that..." The women looked confused for a moment before I asked them, "So, ladies I'll buy you some drinks, but first tell me... what did you think of that season of Attack on Titan?"

"Huh?" She asked "what the fuck is that?"

"Why, only the best anime of last season, ladies." My answer had gotten the results, I had hoped for: while two of the women looked confused, the other two were visibly shaken. These thots were weak. " My favorite moment was when Eren Jaeger was finally able to unleash his power and become a Titan, really evened the score between humanity and all the other titans."

"Wh-wh-what are you talking about?" The lead asked. Her knees were knocking like a bad joke and her friends began to cower behind her.

"Not a fan of Shingeki no Kyojin? Maybe you're a bit more casual, have you been waiting for that new season of Sword Art Online? I hear it'll follow up the movie and watching Kirito and Asuna dive into another game will be pretty exciting."

"o-ok, we get it... please stop." She said, but it was too late. My 6th gate kekai bankai had been unlocked, my doors were opened, my stand was summoned, and I was only at 50% of my true power. I glanced at my friends and saw Carl in disgust at my merciless behavior and Winslow, my sensei, nodding, allowing me to remove my seventh seal. Poor Steve, though... He had always been week, only having watched dragon ball z and a few episodes of random shows on Toonami. He was suffering from the same effects as the thots.

"My actual favorite show has always been tenchi... I've seen every series and even collected every VHS, it's one of the greatest anime known to man." Like the Berlin wall, the women fell to their knees, screaming in tears and ripping their hair out at the mere essence of my massive power level. One woman's eyes had rolled back into her head and she seemed to be comatose, she didn't seem to have the weeb knowledge to handle my attacks. She got off easy.

"Maybe if you're into romance, you should check out Chuunibyou demo Koi ga Shitai! It's excellent the entire time I was rooting for Yuuta and Rikka!" Suddenly the bar tables, chairs, and patrons were blown back by the harsh reveal of my power level. Winslow tanked the reveal like a gust of wind, while Carl struggled to hold on. Steve was dead.

I struck a Jojo pose before lightly grabbing the lead girl's chin and lowering it to me, so I could look her eye to eye. "Now, let me tell you about Bibre Brack."

<{To Be Continued...}