Carlos one shot

>Be Anon
>Cooking a nice home cooked meal for Twilight
>Cereal, just like she likes
>"Honey, I'm home!" you hear as Twilight enters the house
>She collapses onto a nearby couch, a loose tie around her
"Here you go!" you say with a smile, setting her bowl down in front of her
>She stares at it
>"What is this."
"I'm sorry?"
>"I said, what is this?"
"L-Lucky Charms, like you like."
>Twilight boxes you in the eye, opening up an old wound
>"THIS IS OFF-BRAND YOU WHORE."
>You feel magic tugging at you from all directions
>Hoofs come stomping down all over your body, bruising you immensely
>"LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO. LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO."
>After a few minutes, she finally stopped
>Twilight spat on your face and went back to the couch
>"Get me a beer."
"Y-Yes, dear."
>You hastily go into the kitchen and return with a nice bottle
>"Thanks."
>You turn to go back to the kitchen and then
>You collapse onto the floor, a massive pain against your head
>You can feel your scalp bloody, spotting the beer bottle on the ground next to you
>"Whore!" you hear Twilight shout from her position on the couch
>Tears well in your eyes
>You deserved this
>You deserved this