Naegi
(bye monobear...
Komaeda
((i made 100 friends today :( ))
Naegi
(oh
Naegi
(Mondo Sakura Mukuro Sonia Souda
Naegi
(day is HERE
Sonia
((Hello friends))
Souda
((Yo))
Sonia
((Is everyone here?))
Komaeda
((zoo wee mama))
Mondo
(I'm waiting for death description)
Mukuro
(( YO I WAS PLAYING ANIMAL CROSSING WHEN I WAS WAITING
NaegiMondo said(I'm waiting for death description)
SoudaMondo said(I'm waiting for death description)
Naegi
(i............"Bonded" with komaeda
Mukuro
( naegi...........
Sonia
((Oh my God))
Komaeda
(( ;^) ))
Souda
((I ate food))
Naegi
(and rped koizumi/sonia...
Mukuro
( whats this.......... are you cheating on me..........
Sakura
(( i bonded with sonia and naegiri
Sakura
(( I LOVE YOU NAEGIRI SMOOCHES YOU
Naegi
(m--mukuro
Naegi
(smooches
Naegi
(OKAY WHERES THAT BODY DESCRIPTION
Sakura
picks up Naegi, smooches him
Naegi
oh
Sonia
((WHAT THE HECKIE SAKURA))
Komaeda
(( (youll never be his favorite) ))
Sakura
(( SUCKS TO SUCK SWAAAAGGIE
Naegi
(battle for naegis heart
Naegi
(*YODELS* HELLO VICTIM PLS DO UR THING
Mukuro
( wheres the body description if no one died imgonna shit my pants
Naegi
(ok victim is getting kicked like crazy
Naegi
(so we wait
Komaeda
((*YODELING INTENSIFIES*))
Naegi
(for them...to be...unkicked
Mukuro
( two bucks its hinata
Naegi
(coughs
You received a message: you killed hinata.
You received a message: really.
You received a message: REAAAAAAAAAAAAALLY.
You received a message: GOD DAMN
Mukuro
( *whistling intensifies*
Mondo
[Goes back to ACNL for the time being]
MukuroMondo said[Goes back to ACNL for the time being]
Komaeda
((its 2 in the morning how are you playing animal crossing))
Naegi
(what fruits do u guys have
Naegi
(i have oranges
Komaeda
((cherries))
Mukuro
i have pears)
Mondo
[I have a lot now, I took some from other peoples towns]
Mukuro
im catching beetles lmao )
Naegi
(CAN I LOOT UR TOWNS PLS
Mondo
[started with pears]
Naegi
(I NEED EVERY FRUIT EXCEPT PEACHES.........
Mukuro
yeah friend......... )
Naegi
(and oranges.
Komaeda
((i need every one bbut.. uh.. apples and oranges..))
Naegi
(i have pears and peaches
Naegi
(and ...coughs...orang es
Mondo
[you guys need the beach trees too?]
Naegi
(no
Komaeda
((what do you mean beach treeS))
Hinata
> stomach cut open brutally, and a look of pain and supprise fixed on his features. It's Hinata.
Hinata
> stomach cut open brutally, and a look of pain and supprise fixed on his features. It's Hinata.
Hinata
> stomach cut open brutally, and a look of pain and supprise fixed on his features. It's Hinata.
Mondo
[coconut banana stuff]
Naegi
(what
Naegi
(IM LAUGHGIN
Hinata
((SHOOT))
Naegi
(SO ARHD
Naegi
(NEED A MOMENT
Mukuro
( WHATt
Sonia
((I'M LAUGHIGN TOO))
Naegi
(IM SORYR
You hear a gunshot!
Hinata, the deputy, departed for the afterlife.
As read from the last will of Hinata: I died a true protag.
Naegi
(OH
Naegi
(OK
Sonia
((I CAN'T HANDLE THIS))
Souda
((FUCKING
Mukuro
( I FUCKIN KNEW IT WAS Him FUCk
Komaeda
((THERES THREE BODIES OF HINATA))
Naegi
(IM LAUGHING SO HAR D
Souda
((HAHAAHAHHA
Naegi
(THERES 3 HINATAS'
Mukuro
( ITS 2 AM IM LAUGHING AT EVERYTHING IM SORRY HINATa
Sonia
((WHAT ROOM IS IT IN))
Naegi
(IM CHOKING
Komaeda
((*WHISPERING INTENSIFIES* hinata-kun))
Sakura
Naegiri, are you a male?
Souda
shows up late for breakfast.
Mondo
[I was fucking drinking something Hinata damnit]
Naegi
(WHAT
Souda
Lets eat.
Mukuro
I'm not hungry.
Sonia
((WHERE IS THE BODY))
Sakura
Nisuya asked.
Mukuro
And, the fact that you are alive, just makes me disappointed on Sonia.
Mukuro
Pathetic.
Sakura
(( I'M JOKING
Naegi
...
Sakura
(( OH MY GOD
Sonia
walks into the room
Naegi
The bathhouse...
Naegi
Hey, guys, come here.
Mukuro
...
Mondo
..?
Sonia
It sure is a good mo-
Sonia
Hn?
Mondo
comes
Komaeda
I was about to go into the bathhouse, actually!
Mukuro
comes
Naegi
Hinata-kun is here.
Souda
Wait what?
Mukuro
Hmph.
Mondo
...! W-What the fuck..?
Sonia
Come on, Souda!
Komaeda
walks in
Mukuro
looks at hinata's body. it's three hinatas. what the hell
Mondo
Hinata..! Shit!
Souda
fastwalks after Sonia.
Mondo
hurries over to his body
Sonia
drags him like she usually does
Souda
or that.
Naegiwhispers to Soniado the
Komaeda
Ah.. Hinata-kun.. that's quite the shame.
Naegiwhispers to Soniaa body has been found thing
Souda
Oh, shit!!
Naegiwhispers to Soniaor w/e
Mukuro
Well, looks one of you killed a man again.
Komaeda
((can you say where specifically they were killed? was it in the bath or))
Naegi
(u have to INVESTIGATE
Mukuro
Don't tell me you wanted to see your kid again, Oowada.
Mondo
...Shut it.
Komaeda
leans down, getting straight to work. Can I identify what cut the stomach open?
Naegi
(ok
Naegi
(apparently hinata wasnt able to finish the thing so
Naegi
> It's around breakfast time, everyoone should be eating but should anyone decide to go into the public bathhouse, they will
Naegi
> that the large body of water that if the public bath has turned pink (Red) with blood. Upon closer inspection
Sonia
((BRB FOR ONE SECOND))
Naegi
>there is a body floating in the water.
Naegi
> Stomach cut open brutally, and a look of pain and supprise fixed on his features. It's Hinata.
MukuroNaegi said> Stomach cut open brutally, and a look of pain and supprise fixed on his features. It's Hinata.
MukuroNaegi said> Stomach cut open brutally, and a look of pain and supprise fixed on his features. It's Hinata.
Naegi
9S TOP IM ALUGHING
Mondo
[WOW LOL]
Naegi
(DID THE SPY DO INVESTIGATION START YET
Mukuro
(YEs
Naegi
(OKAY
Naegi
Hm...
Mukuro
yawns
Naegi
...!!
Komaeda
LITERALLY steps into the pool water without any remorse and examines the wound
Naegi
>[On the wall, drawn behind Hinata-kun, is the symbol of Fenrir... Ikusaba-san's military group.]
Mukuro
...
Mukuro
looks at symbol and then at hand
Mukuro
My symbol.
Naegi
>[Beside the picture is a knife.]
Naegi
...
Mukuro
Someone tried to frame me.
Mondo
looks at symbol and then at her hand
Naegi
R--Really?
Mukuro
Pathetic attempt, might I add.
Naegi
...
Mukuro
Really. I'm not stupid. If I were to kill someone, I would kill someone that wouldn't be missed.
Naegi
(ok this murder has a lot more places to investigate so go wild
Komaeda
((i keept fucking up. i frcked up. im trashe.))
Mondo
...I'm getting out of here.
Mukuro
gets knife from the picture
Mukuro
throws at Oowada
Mukuro
No.
Mondo
S-Shit..!?
Mukuro
Let's make teams this time, shall we?
Naegi
Ikusaba-san...!
Mondo
What are you trying to do.. kill me?
Naegi
Teams...?
Souda
((Kick city))
Mukuro
Me, Oowada, Naegi.
Mukuro
Sonia, Komaeda, Souda, Oogami.
Naegi
...
Mukuro
The teams are these.
Mukuro
Let's go.
Naegi
I--Is that really the best formation...
Mondo
I don't need fucking help..
Naegi
I think I'll just go with Komaeda-kun--
Mukuro
Yes, you do. And yes, it is.
Naegi
...
Mondo
...
Mukuro
pushes Naegi and Oowada
Mondo
glances at Naegi.
Naegi
Uh, alright, I guess...
Mukuro
goes to the cafeteria
Komaeda
*smiles at Naegi*
Naegi
H--Hey, wait, where are you going?
Naegi
(investigate...go...Investigate...
Mondo
Now's not the time to fucking eat..
Mukuro
Okay, you two. Scavenger hunt.
Souda
staring at Komaeda.
Naegi
...What?
Mondo
sighs
Sonia
((ALRIGHT BACK))
Komaeda
((third times the. charme.))
Mukuro
( IS THERE ANything in the cafeteria
Souda
you did this didn't you.
Naegi
(no
Souda
you piece of shit stoner.
Mondo
checks the knife rack, Is There Anything Of-
Sonia
No.. I don't think Mukuro would so something obvious!
Mondo
says nevermind
Naegi
(OH
Mukuro
wow haha wrong direction goes to hinatas room
Naegiwhispers to Mondo1 knife is missing
Komaeda
steps into the bloodied water, examining the cut. Is there anything that can identify the murder weapon, or anything else
Mondo
>Evidence Bullet; Single Knife is Missing
Mukuro
Sis.
Naegiwhispers to KomaedaNo, but Hinata's body is rigged...
Naegiwhispers to KomaedaSomething underneath him?
Mukuro
Could you open the door?
Naegiwhispers to MukuroNo.
Naegiwhispers to MukuroNothing's in there.
Komaeda
sticks his hand under the water, checking underneath him
Naegiwhispers to KomaedaYou find Togami-kun's room key.
Mukurowhispers to NaegiFUCking
Mondo
((Am I walking around with Mukuro or))
Naegi
(apparently
Mukuro
...
Komaeda
>EVIDENCE BULLET: Togami's Room key found under Hinata's body
Mukuro
Nothing there.
Naegi
(but theres a lot of places to this case
Naegi
(so u might wanan...do ur own thing too
Mukuro
Naegi, Oowada.
Naegi
Komaeda-kun...? Is that Togami-kun's--
Mondo
Hey, Mukuro. No more teams, gotta find thi-
Mukuro
I'm better on my own.
Mukuro
Get out.
Naegi
Oh, uh.
Mondo
Yeah, thought so too.
Sonia
looks around the bathhouse, avoiding the pool
Mondo
...
Naegi
Alright...
Komaeda
It appears to be Togami-kun's room key.
Mondo
Alright, alright.
Naegi
jogs back to komaeda
Komaeda
holds it out for Naegi to see
Mondo
goes to check the bathroom, Do I Find Anything?
Soniawhispers to Naegi((Do I see anything at first glance))
Naegi
What's it doing with Hinata-kun...?
Komaeda
is soaked in gross blood-water
Souda
following after Sonia like a lost puppy.
Naegiwhispers to Soniano
Mukuro
whispers "i hope i don't turn family to oowada because ill die"
Komaeda
I'm not quite sure..
Sonia
Hm...
Naegiwhispers to Hinatawhat bathroom.
Sonia
There isn't anything too important here!
Naegiwhispers to Mondowhat bathroom
Mondo
whispers 'i'll fucking kill you'
Komaeda
I guess that means..
Naegiwhispers to Mondo*which
Naegiwhispers to Mondo*what
Naegiwhispers to Mondo*whatever
Mukuro
sighs. goes to the...... uh?? my room. goes to my room
Mondowhispers to Naegithe one nearest the bath
Naegi
Did the killer go into Togami-kun's room...?
Mukuro
is there something in my room. i dont fuckin know
Naegiwhispers to Mondono
Komaeda
gets out of the bath
Mondowhispers to Naegior sauna or wherever he died
Naegiwhispers to Mukurono
Komaeda
I'm going to Togami-kun's room.
Sonia
Komaeda!
Mukuro
WOW THIS IS HARD
Naegi
O--Oh! I'll go with you!
Komaeda
Hm?
Mondo
checks dorm bathroom, Do I Find Anything?
Sonia
You should wash up, first!
Mukuro
GOES TO THE GYM???? IS THERe. SOMETHING THEre
Sonia
You are covered in blood!
Naegiwhispers to Mukurohint go to the laundry room
Komaeda
looks at his clothes
Naegiwhispers to Mondohint go to the infirmary
Komaeda
begins stripping
Naegi
K...Komaeda-kun?!
Sonia
W-what?
Mukuro
wow i have an idea i should go to the laundry room. do i finda nything
Mondo
CHECKS THE FUCKING INFIRMARY, Do I Find Anything?
Sonia
Why are you removing your clothes?
Komaeda
((someone stop him for the love of god))
Naegiwhispers to Mukurobed sheets are in one of the washing machines
Komaeda
Well, they're dirty, aren't they?
Naegiwhispers to Mukurotheres some blood on the shelves
Sonia
Do not remove them right here!
Komaeda
..Ah.
Mukuro
gets bed sheet in one of the washing machine. blood. wow
Sonia
In my country you would be arrested for public indecency!
Mukuro
Looks like this murderer got busy...
Komaeda
I apologize, Sonia-san.
Naegiwhispers to Mondoblood is on the doorknob
Sonia
...It is alright
Naegiwhispers to Mondobandages are missing
Komaeda
re-puts on his jacket and buttons up his pants, walking over to Togami's room.
Naegi
grabs key
Mondo
>Evidence Bullet; Blood on the Doorknob
Naegi
opens togamis room
Naegi
You were taking too long...
Mondo
>Evidence Bullet; Bandages are Missing.
Naegi
opens door to togamis room
Souda
((I KEEP GETTING KICKED))
Sonia
stares at the body
Souda
((MY FUCKING GOD))
Mukuro
> Evidence bullet: theres three hinatas
Sonia
Oh my... isn't it horrible?
Naegiwhispers to Soniaevidence: blood on togamis doorknob
Mukuro
TELEPORTS SOMEHOW TO EVERYONE
Soniawhispers to Naegi((Thank you friend))
Mukuro
...
Mukuro
Hey. What's going on?
Naegi
I--Ikusaba-san! I didn't see you walk up!
Komaeda
>Evidence Bullet: Blood on Togami's Doorknob
Sonia
Souda, come, I'm not sure I want to look at it for too long
Mondo
is still searching by himself
Komaeda
Shall we open it, Naegi-kun?
Sonia
Well, right now, at least
Naegi
Er...
Mukuro
Before you open it.
Naegi
I--I guess.
Mukuro
I found evidence.
Komaeda
Oh?
Naegi
...Huh?
Souda
Come? W-where are we going?
Mukuro
shows bloodied bedsheet
Mukuro
... This was in the laundry room.
Sonia
goes to the dorms, specifically around Togami what a coincidence
Souda
avoid the body avoid the body.
Naegi
That's... from one of our beds.
Komaeda
Oh! Did you find anything else?
Mondo
checks the other spots in the bathhouse, Do I Find Anything?
Mukuro
No.
Sonia
*Togami's
Souda
follows after Sonia.
Naegiwhispers to Mondono
Sonia
looks at the people surrounding Togami's room
Mukuro
throws sheet and Komaeda and Naegi and kicks the door
Komaeda
I suppose it must..
Mukuro
Let's go.
Sonia
What is going on around here?
Komaeda
opens the door to Togami's--
Naegi
Er...
Naegi
is holding bloody bedsheet
Komaeda
opens the door to Togami's room.
Komaeda
I walk in, examining the scene.
Naegiwhispers to KomaedaIn the middle of the room...
Naegiwhispers to KomaedaIs a bloody fan.
Sonia
curious, she wander in behind Komaeda
Naegiwhispers to Komaedanot a fangirl
Naegiwhispers to Komaedaa Literal fan
Komaeda
>Evidence bullet: Bloody fan
Mukurowhispers to NaegiYOU ARE A BIG GAY BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Naegi
Hey, that's a fan...
Mukurowhispers to NaegiTHATS whAT YOU ARE NAEGI KUN
Komaeda
Do you think this could have cut.. Hinata-kun..?
Mukuro
...
Naegi
But why is it in Togami-kun's room?
Mukuro
Why not use a knife?
Naegiwhispers to Mukurothank u
Sonia
Who had access to the key card after Togami's death?
Komaeda
Perhaps the killer wanted to do it in a more... stylish way?
Komaeda
Hinata-kun, apparently.
Sonia
Oh, I see!
Komaeda
Are the sheets missing on Togami's bed?
Mondo
checks all the fucking bathrooms, Do I Find Anything?
Naegiwhispers to Komaedanope
Sonia
Yes, I have seen many stylish murders in my time...
Sonia
Not in person, of course!
Naegiwhispers to Mondonope
Mukuro
Stylish way. Now that's a thing I don't see often. I... I guess I'm doing the inner monologue thing again,
Komaeda
gets on the floor and looks under the bed, and under and cracks
Sonia
checks out the bathroom
Mukuro
It has been years since I ever did that. I should do that more often, I guess. But for now, let's investigate.
Naegiwhispers to Komaedanope
Komaeda
Hm.. nothing!
Souda
wait is everyone doing a monologue now? Sonias boobs sonias boobs OH SHIT SCARY THING sonias boobs sonias boobs.
Soniawhispers to Naegi((Anything in the bathroom, neighbor-oony?))
Komaeda
Sonia, can you continue checking this room?
Mondo
checks storage room, Do I Find Anything?
Naegiwhispers to Sonianope
Komaeda
I'm going to go to another room..
Naegiwhispers to Mondonope
Sonia
opens up all the drawers
Mukuro
No, Souda. I'm the one doing the monologue. Get out of my head before I punch you to death.
Naegiwhispers to Sonianope
Mukuro
...
Souda
IM SORRY
Mukuro
I have a sudden urge to punch Souda.
Sonia
Oh, why?
Mondo
checks fitness room, Do I Find Anything?
Sonia
He has done little wrong!
Mukuro
I don't know.
Souda
starts crying.
Naegiwhispers to Mondonope
Sonia
Souda... it is okay
Sonia
pats Souda's back
Komaeda
glances at Naegi-kun, then walks over to Hinata's room. What do I find?
Naegiwhispers to Komaedaits locked
Komaeda
Do I see a key anywhere?
Mondo
checks the library, Do I Find Anything?
Naegiwhispers to KomaedaHOWEVER
Naegiwhispers to Komaedayou spot someones key on the ground...
Mukurowhispers to Naegii spy with my little eye something starting with naegi is a gay baby
Naegiwhispers to Komaedaor not
Sonia
I find it strange that the killer OR the victim would be in Togami's room!
Naegiwhispers to Komaedacoughs ignore that
Sonia
Why would they need to be in there, I wonder?
Naegi
Maybe... we should search everyone's rooms.
Souda
I'm gonna be killed by the soldier chick she already ruined my beanie.
Komaedawhispers to Naegi((um uh um uh))
Naegi
After all, the killer could've infiltrated someone else's room, aside from Togami-kun's...
Naegiwhispers to KomaedaSORRY
Sonia
But, I fixed your beanie!
Naegiwhispers to KomaedaI READ THE CASE FILE WRONG
Naegiwhispers to KomaedaJUST NOW
Naegiwhispers to KomaedaIGNORE THAT
Komaedawhispers to Naegi((sweats ok))
Naegiwhispers to Mukurofuck u
Mukuro
gets a knife and starts playing with it
Souda
happy Souda sprite.
Mondo
checks... Souda's room, Do I Find.. Anything?
Naegiwhispers to MondoDRUMROLL
Naegiwhispers to Mondonope
Naegiwhispers to MondoHAHA JUST KIDDING
Mukuro
This habit of mine that never goes away... Playing with a knife makes me feel relaxed, I guess.
Naegiwhispers to Mondodoor is unlocked
Sonia
takes a general walk through all of the dorms
Mondowhispers to NaegiI WAS ABOUT TO CHOKE SOMEONE
Sonia
Do I notice anything?
Mondo
>Evidence Bullet; Unlocked Door
Naegiwhispers to Soniasoudas door is unlocked
Komaeda
goes to the back house again, and examines the lockers.
Souda
staying far away from Mukuro and that knife of hers.
Mukuro
(( wow guys. wow this game might actually go to the second trial. wow i want to make a toast
Komaeda
((bath. im trash))
Mondo
searches Souda's room, Do I Find Anything?
NaegiMukuro said(( wow guys. wow this game might actually go to the second trial. wow i want to make a toast
Naegi
(me too
Sonia
Souda, your room is unlocked?
Naegiwhispers to Mondothe sheets are missing but the room is fine otherwise
Souda
((Congrats everyone!))
Naegi
(congratulations
Komaeda
((congratulations!))
Sonia
((Dora's "We Did It" song plays))
Souda
It's what?
Mondo
>Evidence Bullet; Missing Sheets
Sonia
Unlocked!
Sonia
points to his room
Sonia
See!
Souda
oh, huh.
Souda
Oh, huh.
Sonia
Do you mind if I enter?
Mukuro
...
Souda
Sure, I don't have anything to hide.
Mondo
checks.. Sonia's room, Do I Find Anything?
Naegiwhispers to MondoUR ALIBI IS: U WERE SLEEPING ALL NIGHT
Naegiwhispers to SoniaUR ALIBI IS: U WERE SLEEPING ALL NIGHT
Sonia
((MY ROOM IS LOCKED YO))
Naegiwhispers to HinataUR ALIBI IS: U WERE SLEEPING ALL NIGHT
Naegiwhispers to Hinatawait shit ur dead
Naegiwhispers to MukuroUR ALIBI IS: U WERE SLEEPING ALL NIGHT
Komaeda
Did I find anything. In the bath house. Like, in the lcokers or whatever.
Sonia
walks into Souda's room
Naegiwhispers to SakuraUR ALIBI IS: U WERE SLEEPING ALL NIGHT
Mukuro
I look at Mondo with curiosity. What the hell is he doing?
Naegiwhispers to NaegiUR ALIBI IS: U WERE SLEEPING ALL NIGHT
Mondo
[GOTTA FIND OUT IF ITS UNLOCKED FIRST]
Naegiwhispers to Naegiwait im me
Naegiwhispers to KomaedaUR ALIBI IS: U WERE SLEEPING ALL NIGHT
Naegi
(i jsut sent the same alibi to EVERYONE
Mukurowhispers to Naegigood alibi. im gonna. im gonna mak e u cover for me u gay baby
Naegi
(IM LAUGHING
Souda
whispers and you've already been in my room remember when we did the do that time ;D
Mondo
looks at Mukuro.. Whatever
You received a message: IS EVERYONE'S FUCKING ALIBI THAT
Sonia
checks through some of his drawers and his bathroom
Komaedawhispers to Naegi((with who ;;;;;;;;^^^^))))
Naegi
(EVERYONES ALIBI IS LTIERALLY THE SAME
Mukuro
(wow
Mondo
[Dear god what do we do now]
Naegiwhispers to Soniasoudas room is perfectly fine other than the sheets missing
Mondo
[Mukuro save us]
Naegi
(haha ok keep investigting
Sonia
Hmm, everything seems to be a normal!
Naegi
But... his sheets are gone...
Naegi
And...
Naegi
holds up bloodied sheet
Mondo
checks.. Komaeda's room, Do I Find Anything?
Souda
My sheets?
Naegiwhispers to Mondonope
Sonia
Yes, that is a good point!
Souda
What!?
Mukuro
... Your sheets.
Sonia
Souda, could you explain?
Mukuro
points knife at Souda.
Naegi
waves sheet around
Komaeda
((naegi-kun did i find-kun anything-kun))
Mukuro
Guess I was mistaken.
Sonia
Do not do that!
Mukuro
glances at Sonia
Souda
screams and holds his hands up.
Mukuro
Excuse me?
Souda
Don't kill me! I didn't do anything!!
You received a message: tired
You received a message: zzz
Mukuro
You.
Sonia
Do not hurt him!
Naegiwhispers to Mondopsst
Mukuro
Explain.
Naegiwhispers to Mondogo back and check the laundry room
Mukuro
Why are your sheets missing.
Souda
How would I know??
Komaeda
((sweating intensifies))
Mukuro
Tell me, or I'll kill you. And trust me, I'll take my time.
Mondo
rechecks laundry room because mukuro is blind, Do I Find Anything?
Mukuro
goes closer
Naegiwhispers to Mondothere are an abundant amount of cleaning deternnngnats missing
Mondo
>Missing Cleaning Detergent.
Mukuro
So, Souda? Changed your mind?
Sonia
There is no need to be so rude!
Souda
crying Souda sprite he is about to get murdered after being framed for murder.
Naegi
Eh?
Sonia
He is not going to hurt you!
Mondo
>EVIDENCE BULLET: Missing Clean Detergent*
Naegi
...Cleaning detergent...?
Mukuro
Exactly. I'm going to hurt him.
Mondo
Yeah.. pretty sure they needed it for something.
Souda
girly screaming.
Sonia
*Sonia STOP sign sprite*
Mondo
scratches head
Naegi
Hm...
Sonia
You will do NO SUCH THING
Naegiwhispers to Soniainvestigation end
Mukuro
... Or. Wait... I think I have a theory. I stop pointing my knife at Souda, and start sprinting.
Naegiwhispers to Soniamake way to elevator
Komaeda
((NAEGI DID I FIND ANYHTIGn when i searched the public bathroom agian))
Souda
faints in fear.
Naegiwhispers to Komaedano babe
Mukuro
I need to see that symbol again. I don't know why, I just... have a-
Mondo
((guess not))
Sonia
And I- oh
Mukuro
Ugh.
Komaeda
(((than u))
Mukuro
Sis.
Naegi
...
Mukuro
Can you give me one more minute?
Naegi
Is the voice talking...?
Naegi
I can't hear it.
Mukuro
I need to check something.
Mukuro
Si-Sis!
Mukuro
F-fine.
Komaeda
...
Mondo
Let's go, Mukuro. Don't keep us waiting.
Mukuro
I guess I start running to the elevator. My head is so confused... I keep thinking of the same three people.
Mondo
heads to elevatoro
Naegi
makes way to elevator? i think?
Souda
is unconscious.
Sonia
sighs at Mukuro
Souda
again.
Sonia
Souda, come on..
Naegi
(someone tell me when the trial starts bc i cant tell so i can recount evidence
Naegi
Souda-kun...
Naegi
Hey..
Mukuro
Makoto Naegi, Mondo Oowada and Junko Enoshima.
Naegi
shakes him
Sonia
We must make it to the elevator!
Souda
you have to carry me Sonia.
Sonia
paps Souda
Mukuro
I... I can't even start to understand anymore. I don't even know what's going on... Ugh.
Souda
be my knight in shining armour.
Komaeda
((im so tempted to... wha tif i.....))
Sonia
We must wake up now!
Naegiwhispers to Komaeda(IF U WHAT
Sonia
Naegi, would you be kind enough to help me carry Souda...
Naegi
...Really... hurry up.
Komaedawhispers to Naegi((whaaT IF I DID THE TRIAL IN A TOWEL. ONLY A TOWEL.))
Naegi
H--Hey, why do I have to help...?
Sonia
He doesn't seem to be that heavy. but I could still use the help
Naegiwhispers to KomaedaPLEASE
Naegiwhispers to KomaedaDPNT
Naegiwhispers to KomaedaDONT
Sonia
You are the only one still here!
Komaedawhispers to Naegi((IM AUGHIGN))
Naegi
...
Naegi
sighs and helps her carry souda
Mondo
taps his feet in impatience.
Sonia
Ah!
Souda
is okay with this.
Naegi
now we are all in the elevator
Sonia
carries Souda as well
Naegi
cannot tell if the voice is speaking or not
Mukuro
Another murder, and another... story, I guess.
Komaedawhispers to Naegi((ok one more questin))
Sonia
Here we go...
Mukuro
I think we need to focus on what's important again...
Sonia
It did not take much time at all!
Komaeda
was the very last one to the elevator wait for me holy shit
Mukuro
Maybe if someone could recount the evidence...
Naegi
(DID IT SATRT
Naegi
(DO I START
Mukuro
(YES
Mondo
(Moving)
Naegi
(OK
Mondo
(WAIT ITS MOVING)
Souda
W-what...?
Naegiwhispers to Komaedayes honey
Komaedawhispers to Naegi((can you describe the type of fan it was? like a ceiling fan or one with a cover on it or))
Naegiwhispers to Komaeda(:0000
Naegiwhispers to Komaeda( :))))
Mondo
(Okay we're out swaggie)
Naegiwhispers to Komaeda(winks
Mondo
gets out of elevator
Komaedawhispers to Naegi((SWEATS
Naegi
gets out of elevator and stands in place--
Naegi
...!!
Mukuro
gets out and takes her usual seat. im gay
Sonia
carries Souda out of the elevator
Naegi
Fujisaki-san and Hinata-kun's spots...
Komaedawhispers to Naegi((AM I NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW SWEATS MORE))
Naegi
Their pictures are covered in blood...
Mondo
...
Souda
woke up already but is fine with being carried.
Naegiwhispers to Komaeda(ull find out in the trial
Mondo
reaches for Chihiro's picture but stops himself.
Sonia
sets Souda down quickly
Naegi
>Alright...!
Mondo
walks to his place
Naegi
>With evidence in so many places, it'll be hard, but...
Komaeda
The blood has tried. Komaeda's jacket sleeves and pants are covered in dried blood.
Souda
is at his place I guess.
Naegi
>I'm sure everyone will be able to figure it out.
Naegi
(ok im satrtgin don t talk
Komaeda
I have no doubt that we all can figure out the culprit..
Mukuro
This case is pissing me off already. I need to figure out the murderer to figure out... if she's still alive.
Naegi
(i said Dont Talk
Mondo
talks
Sonia
((Naegi z snaps))
Mukuro
We need to find this culprit. I don't know why, I feel determined. Now... time for a rundown of the evidence.
Mukuro
(( NAEGI DO IT
Naegi
>We just need to remember all the things we've learned...!
Naegi
>Hinata-kun's body... there was just a single big gash around his stomach...
Naegi
>He was in the bath and the water was all bloody...
Naegi
>Underneath him was Togami-kun's room key.
Naegi
>Togami-kun... his room... the doorknob was bloody...!
Naegi
>And there was a fan inside...?
Naegi
>But it's not as if Togami-kun would use his room.
Naegi
>Souda-kun's room had the sheets missing...
Naegi
>Which were found in the laundry room, with missing cleaning detergent and bloodied shelves.
Naegi
>Bandages were missing from the infirmary and blood covered the room...
Naegi
>...A knife was missing from the kitchen and then stabbed into the wall.
Naegi
>Beside Ikusaba-san's military group's symbol... Fenrir.
Naegi
>But... how does this all fit together?
Naegi
>Trial... START!
Mukuro
Everyone.
Mukuro
Same thing as last time.
Mukuro
I want to see if everyone is on the same page about the murder weapon.
Mondo
...Who died and made you leader..?
Sonia
Um... was it your knife?
Naegi
...
Mukuro
I made me leader.
Komaeda
Who was the one that found the knife in the kitchen..?
Mukuro
Unless you have objections.
Mondo
I found it.
Komaeda
Mondo-kun, was the knife bloody?
Mondo
It was the same one that got stuck in the wall.
Sonia
Was it a kitchen knife? Or another kind?
Mondo
((I have no fucking idea))
Naegiwhispers to Mondoyeah
Naegiwhispers to Mondoits a kitchen knife
Mondo
Yeah, it was.
Naegiwhispers to Mondoused for slicing things
Naegiwhispers to Mondo:)
Mukuro
Before you ask, I only use military knives. And trust me, it's hard to steal from me.
Mondo
The kitchen knife was the same one on the wall, and it was bloody as hell.
Sonia
Oh!
Komaeda
That was all I wanted to ask.
Sonia
takes out one of Mukuro's knives
Sonia
I got this from when you destroyed Souda's hat!
Souda
cries about his beanie.
Sonia
It was quite easy to get!
Mukuro
...
Mukuro
What's your point...?
Mondo
grunts
Sonia
Ah...
Sonia
...
Naegi
...
Sonia
puts the knife away slowly
Naegi
Er, anyways...
Naegi
So was Hinata-kun killed with a knife...?
Sonia
Or maybe he was killed with a book!
Naegi
...
Sonia
laughs
Mukuro
... We did that stupid pun already.
Naegi
.....................
Sonia
Just kidding!
Mukuro
And now look at where he is now.
Souda
what.
Naegi
He must've been sliced open, then...
Sonia
...It makes more sense in my home language...
Mukuro
Whoever this killer is, he is not creative.
Komaeda
From what I found, there were no external injuries on Hinata-kun besides the cut.
Sonia
Was there a sign of a struggle?
Naegiwhispers to Soniano
Komaeda
Not in the bathhouse.
Mukuro
smirks
Mukuro
I know who did it.
Mondo
The attack was aggravated. I don't think anyone would slice him up that brutally.
Mondo
[I hate lagging ugh]
Naegi
...What?
Souda
Huh?
Naegiwhispers to Mukurookw a it
Komaeda
Oh?
Naegiwhispers to MukuroWhat.
Mukuro
points at Naegi
Naegiwhispers to Mukurodont end the trial rn u big d
Naegiwhispers to Mukurooh
Mukuro
It was you, wasn't it?
Naegiwhispers to Mukurooh.
Naegiwhispers to MukuroYOU BIG GAY BABY
Souda
is so confused.
Sonia
What?
Naegi
...?!
Mukurowhispers to NaegiHAHAHAHaha
Naegi
M--Me?!
Sonia
That makes no sense!
Naegi
I was just sleeping!
Mondo
S-Stop casting blind accusations!
Mukuro
Great alibi.
Komaeda
Mukuro, you've got that wrong.
Naegi
Plus... it's my job to oversee these trials...
Sonia
Yes, you are getting us no where!
Mondo
I mean.. he could kill us all if he wanted to.
Komaeda
The mastermind wouldn't kill in his own game, would he?
Naegi
So why would I die...!
Mondo
As much as I hate it..
Naegi
Then I can't oversee future trials.
Sonia
Mukuro, you must think you are a very cool, but really you are just like us!
Sonia
We don't accuse randomly, and you shouldn't, either!
Naegi
...
Mukuro
I'm not very cool.
Naegi
sweats
Naegi
Anyways...
Naegi
They found Togami-kun's key underneath Hinata-kun's body...
Naegi
But why Togami-kun?
Naegiwhispers to Mukuroyou fuckin
Komaeda
And, who was it placed by? Hinata-kun, or the killer?
Naegiwhispers to Mukurodork
Naegiwhispers to Mukuroidiot
Mukuro
That proves Naegi's innocence... One thing out of the way. Now for the rest.
Komaeda
..If it was placed by Hinata-kun, did he want us to see the room as his dying wish?
Mukuro
Doubt it.
Naegi
But... how did he know what was in Togami-kun's room?
Naegi
And how did he get the key...?
Mukuro
... Simple.
Mukuro
You should know that already, Naegi.
Naegi
Huh?
Naegi
pretends to act confused because he already watched the tape and therefore knows everything
Mukuro
... Sigh.
Mukuro
I'll explain to you.
Mondo
You talking about the last trial?
Mukuro
As you are the mastermind, you may know there is a way to get the keycards of the victims back, right?
Naegi
...
Naegi
Well, yeah...
Mukuro
What is that way again?
Naegiwhispers to MukuroWHATS THE WAY AGAIN YOU FUCK
Naegi
SWEATS
Naegi
>Multiple choice question!
Souda
is confused.
Naegi
>...
Naegi
>...
Naegi
>...
Sonia
is confused
Naegi
is confused too
Mondo
is seriously fucking confused
Sonia
MUKURO LOSES A HEART
Komaeda
may be confused, but doesn't show it. Haha, fuckers.
Naegi
It's, uh...
Naegi
...
Mukuro
I DONT LOSE AH EART NAEGI LOSES IT
Naegi
Argh! I need to get my head in the game!
Mukuro
Nice answer. Great mastermind.
Mondo
I choose '...'
Naegi
Okay, fine.
Naegi
What is it?
Sonia
If you are such a smart, why don't YOU answer it?
Naegiwhispers to Mukuroyou
Mondo
A smart what, Sonia.
Naegiwhispers to MukuroFUCKER
Sonia
Oh, did I say that wrong?
Sonia
I am sorry!
Mondo
Yeah.. pretty sure you did
Souda
It's alright, Lady Sonia!
Naegi
Ikusaba-san...?
Sonia
Is it "If you are such THE smart"..?
Mukuro
Sonia. There's a deposit room in the entrance. You can get every card that's not being used there.
Mukuro
It's quite simple.
You received a message: i'm going to sleep.
You received a message: night.
Naegiwhispers to Sakuranighhhht
Naegiwhispers to Sakura<3
Komaeda
blinks.
Souda
You can?
Mondo
And how would you know this..? I don't even fucking know this.
Naegiwhispers to Sakurabig smooch
Mukuro
Yes, you can.
Naegi
(GOD DAMNIT I KNEW THE ANSWER but i forgot the word for the box
Mukuro
Wow, maybe because I actually looked around the school?
Mondo
That means you tried to take one, right..?
Mondo
shuts up
Sonia
No need to be such a "smart ass"!
Komaeda
Is the card still on the dead person, if they die?
Souda
((Letterbox))
You received a message: hmmmmm
You received a message: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Naegiwhispers to Sakurashhh
You received a message: should i
Naegiwhispers to Sakurajust sleep u dork
Mukuro
No. The card goes to the letterbox.
You received a message: oka
You received a message: y
You received a message: so i sui
Naegiwhispers to Sakurayeah just sui
Naegiwhispers to Sakuraand sleep tight
Naegiwhispers to Sakurasweet dreams <3
Komaeda
So, whenever Hinata-kun died, someone took his card and put it there?
Sakura has suicided!
Naegi
(sakura had 2 go sleep
Souda
((Oh ok))
Komaeda
((oh ok))
Mukuro
(THank god for 2 spies god
Sonia
((NO ONE MAKE ANY FUCKING CANON JOKE I S2G))
Souda
stares at you Komaeda))
Mondo
[I was looking at that icon and I almost pissed myself]
Mukuro
So, Naegi-kun.
Mukuro
I'm curious.
Naegi
...Huh?
Mukuro
As the mastermind of the game, shouldn't you know that?
Naegi
W--Well, er...
Naegi
starts to sweat
Mukurowhispers to NaegiIM GOING TO TAUNT YOU FOR THIS THE REST OF THE GAME
Naegi
This isn't on the topic of the crime!
Mukurowhispers to NaegiI HOPE YOURE READY
Souda
is naegi Equius?))
Naegi
We need to get back to the investigation!
Naegi
yes
Naegi
There was a fan in Togami-kun's room.
Komaeda
It was covered in blood.
Naegi
...Y--Yeah.
Mukuro
That fan.
Mukuro
Do you think it's related?
Mondo
Blood..? Hinata didn't have any more wounds.
Komaeda
Yes. I do think it's related.
Mondo
Does that mean.. the murder weapon was the fan?
Naegi
Well, it's covered in blood...!
Mukuro
No.
Naegi
...Oh.
Sonia
What is he was electrocuted by the fan?!
Sonia
I was that in my magazine once!
Mukuro
The fan isn't the murder weapon.
Naegi
Electrocuted...?
Mukuro
I know what is.
Sonia
It was quite interesting!
Mondo
I mean.. the fucking knife didn't look like it could cut him that brutally.
Naegi
Hey, Souda-kun, can you identify what type of fan this is? You're good with this stuff, right?
Souda
Eh...
Souda
stares at it.
Naegi
...
Souda
Never seen that kind before.
Mukuro
... Did you fuck that once?
Naegi
...Neither have I.
Sonia
What?
Naegi
That's why I asked...
Mukuro
What?
Souda
What?
Naegi
What?
Mondo
How do you fuck a fan?
Mukuro
Ask Souda.
Sonia
I do not understand what that sentence meant...
Naegi
A--Anyways!
Sonia
Please define the word "fuck"
Naegi
I've never seen this fan before, so that's why I asked.
Naegi
casually drops fan
Mukuro
I know what type of fan it is.
Komaeda
...
Mukuro
It's the type of shut the fuck up about the fan already type.
Naegi
...Oh.
Mukuro
Let's talk about something else.
Naegi
Then why does the fan have blood on it?
Souda
Lady Sonia, 'fuck' is the thing we did that one time.
Souda
winks.
Mondo
..No. Let's talk about the fan.
Mukuro
Why? Because it's the murder weapon.
Sonia
U-uh...
Mukuro
Simple, easy, clean.
Naegi
You seem pretty hasty to get off the subject of the fan...!
Naegi
But you just said--
Sonia
I still am confused
NaegiMukuro saidThe fan isn't the murder weapon.
Naegi
...
Mondo
Mukuro can't be right all the time. Don't worry about her.
Komaeda
Hm.. that's quite suspicious, isn't it?
Naegi
I'm... confused.
Mukuro
looks at oowada
Sonia
Maybe she is hiding the something!
Souda
I am too.
Komaeda
She admits its importance, then asks us to get off the subject?
Mondo
What I'm trying to get here.. is that the knife.. is a diversion?
Mukuro
but actually loses a heart aww
Sonia
What do you hide, Mukuro!
Mukuro
...
Mondo
Like that symbol.. is that a red herring?
Mondo
Or the fucking real deal.
Mukuro
shows hand
Naegi
...Was the symbol a red herring...?
Mukuro
...
Naegi
Or was it real...?
Mukuro
It was fake.
Naegiwhispers to Mukuro;)
Komaeda
Oh?
Mondo
i'll mend your heart dw
Komaeda
Who else would know the Fenrir symbol better than you. Mukuro-san?
Naegi
oh
Mukuro
Well, someone who looked at the internet, probably?
Mukuro
You don't need to be an expert. Just search "Fenrir".
Mukuro
I don't care about my symbol.
Komaeda
And can copy it from memory..?
Naegi
..Ahem.
Naegi
gets out laptop, googles fenrir
Mondo
It's not her, I may be a fucking dumbass.
Naegi
...Your symbol isn't on google images.
Sonia
((WHERE DID YOU BET THAT FROM))
Souda
where did u even get that.
Sonia
((*Get))
Mondo
But she isn't, she won't let the culprit blame her like that
Naegi
I'm the mastermind.
Naegi
I have resources...!
Mondo
victim*
Komaeda
smiles
Mukuro
Look. Komaeda.
Komaeda
Of course, it is just speculation, but also very suspicious..
Mukuro
I want you to be completely honest with me.
Naegi
I guess they could've just remembered it, but...
Souda
There it is again! There's his creepy murder smile!
Mukuro
If I killed anyone here, would it be Hinata, and would I leave this much evidence?
Sonia
Yes
Mondo
You're not out of the fucking clear yet, Mukuro.
Mondo
This might be some reverse psychology or something.
Komaeda
I'm not the one you should be asking, am I?
Sonia
You are trying to trick us by leaving so much evidence!
Mukuro
No, Sonia. That was a trick question. If I were to kill someone, I would kill everyone here.
Mondo
...
Sonia
...That is a bad idea
Naegi
Maybe we should talk about the bedsheets--?
Mondo
I'd like to see you try.
Naegi
From Souda-kun's room...
Souda
Ikusaba, didn't you nearly kill Hinata with a knife yesterday?
Naegi
That were found in the laundry room.
Naegi
H--Hey, wait, guys, can we--
Mondo
..Yeah, let's talk about that.
Mukuro
I'm not scared of executions.
Mukuro
You know that, sis.
Mondo
So.. what was in the laundry room?
Souda
i seriously doubt thats your sis, mukuro.
Mondo
looks at Mukuro
Souda
just saying.
Mukuro
shut the fuck up
Naegi
i killed junko
Mukuro
SHUT THE FUKCU P
Naegi
...Well...
Souda
why didn't we get a monobear file.
Mondo
Look, shut the fuck up already, stupid voice.
Naegi
There was the bloody sheet...
Mondo
We're thinking here, alright?
Naegi
And missing cleaning detergent.
Mondo
You're a stupid fucking bear. Shut up.
Mukuro
A missing cleaning detergent.
Mukuro
How did you even notice that, Oowada?
Naegi
(do u actually want the monobear file.
Naegi
(i will give it to u right now.
Souda
((God I don't know))
Souda
((Sure))
Mondo
I.. tend to care for myself.
Mukuro
Sure.
Naegi
>MONOBEAR FILE
Naegi
>Victim: Hajime Hinata
Mondo
That's all, gotta do laundry myself too.
Naegi
>Killer: [REDACTED]
Mukuro
Wow.
Naegi
>Cause of death: Stomach sliced open
Naegi
>Location found: Bathhouse
Sonia
Can I have that file, too?
Naegi
>Time of Death: 11PM
Sonia
I mean, not Mondos!
Mukuro
He's reading out loud.
Naegi
...
Sonia
But Naegi's..
Naegi
I just said it...
Komaeda
Hmm...
Sonia
People forget things!
Mukuro
Look.
Sonia
I would like to have something to look back to!
Naegi
...No...
Mondo
11 pm? I thought shit was closed at that time.
Mondo
Guess not.
Mukuro
I have one suspect. And that suspect is obviously going to defend himself by some stupid way.
Mukuro
It's you, Souda.
Mukuro
Your bedsheets. Why are they missing?
Komaeda
If the knife isn't the murder weapon, or the fan isn't the murder weapon, then one of them must be a decoy.
Naegi
Hm..
Mondo
The knife is. The wound on his body says so.
Souda
I already told you, I don't know why they're missing!
Mukuro
...
Mukuro
That's your defense?
Souda
Yeah.
Komaeda
..Souda-kun. Were your sheets there when you woke up this morning?
Mukuro
What were you doing during 11PM?
Sonia
He did not kill anyone!
Mondo
Mukuro, lay off. If he doesn't know.. we'll have to know where he was last night.
Mukuro
Everyone, shut it.
Sonia
>YOU HAVE THAT THING INCORRECT!
Mondo
You shut it.
Souda
I... don't think they were, Komaeda.
Naegi
(everyones alibi is
Naegi
(UR ALIBI IS: U WERE SLEEPING ALL NIGHT
Mukuro
LOOKS AT MONDO
Naegi
(HAHHAHA
Mondo
SHIES AWAY.
Naegi
(thats Every Sngle Persons alibi
Mukuro
Souda-kun.
Mondo
If.. Souda was sleeping at night.
Mondo
Where was he sleeping?
Naegi
...
Sonia
>NO, NO, NO, YOU HAVE THAT ALL INCORRECT!
Naegi
Sonia-san?
Mukuro
Sonia, stop screaming.
Komaeda
..?
Souda
is confused.
Sonia
>YOU CANNOT TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE
Sonia
I SHALL SHOUT IF I WISH TO!
Naegi
..Er...
Mukuro
shows knife
Naegi
Just get on with your evidence... please...
Sonia
IF YOU ARE GOING TO KILL ME,
Naegi
For your own safety..
Sonia
DO SO!
Sonia
I DO NOT FEAR YOUR BLADE!
Naegi
Sonia-san!
Mukuro
Jesus Christ.
Naegi
Say your evidence!
Mondo
sighs
Sonia
My evidence is that...
Sonia
>HE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING!
Mukuro
.................
Mondo
...
Mukuro
sighs
Sonia
>IT IS UNCHARACTERISTIC FOR HIM TO KILL SOMEONE!
Mondo
Seriously
Mukuro
SIGHS SO HARD
Mondo
SIGHING WITH HER SO HARD
Komaeda
...
Sonia
Yes, I am completely serious!
Souda
is confused.
Mukuro
No, you're not.
Naegi
She does have a point...
Mukuro
You're kidding me.
Sonia
This is the man who fainted when he heard about MUTUAL KILLING
Sonia
He would never kill anyone!
Mukuro
I'm going to pretend this was all a joke.
Sonia
Much less cut them open!
Komaeda
There... is some truth to that...
Mondo
No, Sonia. He's not out of the fucking clear.
Naegi
...Er...
Mukuro
Oh, cute. Remember Chihiro, the girl that was sweet and innocent?
Mondo
Although.. he might not be the culprit.. someone who knows him well should be.
Mukuro
What did she do again?
Mondo
glares at Sonia
Mukuro
Oh, yeah! She murdered a person!
Sonia
YOU DO NOT EXPECT BARNY TO START CURSING ON HIS SHOW!
Sonia
*Barney
Sonia
And Souda is completely different!
Naegi
(also i uh need to go in like half an hr. whistles
Mondo
He doesn't scream either, Princess.
Naegi
(its 3am.
Mondo
[Let's just finish this then]
Sonia
While Chihiro was simply shy, Souda is a bit of a coward!
Souda
((Pussy))
Naegi
(oh
Naegi
(chihi...
Souda
Hey...!
Mukuro
(n-naegi-kun.........
Mukuro
A bit?
Sonia
He would never do anything of the sort!
Mondo
[N-Naegiri-sempai!]
Naegi
(im being yelled at im sry
Naegi
(GUYS
Naegi
(TRIAL...PLEASE
Mukuro
Okay, you know what? I had enough of this bullshit. I know who did it already, just from the five of us.
Naegi
If Souda-kun killed someone, I think it'd be an accident, rather than planned...
Mondo
Like I said.. I don't think Souda would ever.
Mukuro
The culprit... The one who killed Hajime Hinata...
Mondo
But.. someone was interested in killing..
Mukuro
I know who it is. Or at least, I have a guess.
Mondo
glances at Sonia
Mukuro
> PICK A PERSON!
Sonia
GLARES LOUDLY AT MONDO
Mukuro
Sonia Nevermind, you killed Hajime Hinata.
Naegi
...
Mondo
STARE DOWN RIGHT NOW
Sonia
...Oh no you did not
Naegi
...?!?!?!
Naegi
mukuro loses 1 heart for not having evidence
Mukuro
Yes I did.
Mondo
It's her, I agree.
Mukuro
BUT I HAVE EVIDENCE ACTUALLY
Sonia
Give me your evidence!
Sonia
Right now!
Sonia
I demand it!
Souda
is confused.
Mukuro
It's obvious.
Mukuro
... The bedsheets. They are my evidence.
Naegi
...
Naegi
Er...
Naegi
How?
Sonia
...What?
Mondo
You mean.. they fuc-
Naegi
what.
Sonia
I did not take Souda's bedsheets!
Sonia
You must be suffering from head damage!
Souda
Lady Sonia wouldn't kill anyone!
Naegi
How is Souda-kun's missing bedsheets evidence against Sonia-san...?
Mukuro
Yes, I mean they fucked. Sonia was the only one who could know Souda's door was open.
Naegi
..................
Mukuro
Because the two of them were so close.
Sonia
I did no such "fucking"!
Naegi
looks at full monobear file
Naegi
looks at mukuro
Komaeda
...
Mukuro
Then, because she knew his door was open, she stole his bedsheets.
Sonia
All I did was return the hat YOU destroyed to Souda!
Naegi
blinks loudly.
Sonia
You, my friend, are an IDIOT
Sonia
huffs loudly
Mukuro
Why are you so pumped?
Mondo
If that was all.. then where was Souda all night?
Komaeda
tries to hide a smile
Souda
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
Mukuro
What is your alibi, then?
Mukuro
Let me guess.
Mondo
He sai-
Naegiwhispers to KomaedaHey, Komaeda-kun...
Mondo
Souda?
Sonia
It is the same as everyone else's
Mukuro
"You were asleep".
Naegiwhispers to KomaedaYou know it's not her, right?
Sonia
Yes!
Mukuro
Funny.
Souda
SHUT UP, MUKURO
Naegiwhispers to Komaeda[hints with my eyes]
Naegiwhispers to Komaeda[please im begging]
Souda
Lady Sonia didn't do shit!
Naegiwhispers to Komaeda[im on my knees, praying]
Komaedawhispers to NaegiWell, of course, Naegi-kun.
Sonia
I did no such "shit"
Naegiwhispers to KomaedaW--Well, someone has to tell her she's wrong...!
Mukuro
And the evidence to prove is?
Mondo
None.
Souda
Because...
Souda
I did.
Sonia
What is YOUR evidence?
Mukuro
It was either her, for stealing your bedsheets, or you-
Mukuro
...
Naegiwhispers to Komaeda...Oh.
Komaedawhispers to NaegiYou want me to prove her wrong..?
Sonia
I..what?
Naegiwhispers to KomaedaUh.
Naegiwhispers to KomaedaMaybe that won't be necessary.
Souda
It was an accident!
Naegi
....
Sonia
No you did not!
Naegi
winks with both eyes??? BLINKS???
Mukuro
Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh.
Sonia
Souda, please refrain from speaking!
Mondo
Souda.. I know you're a kind guy..
Sonia
We all know you didn't kill anyone!
Mukuro
I know you would do that. So simple, yet so... pleasant.
Souda
is gonna protect Sonia you shits.
Mukuro
Just go for the loved one and then they all spill it out.
Mondo
Mukuro, shut it. He.. might be a dumbass but he's protecting someone.
Naegi
You... planned that...?!
Mukuro
No.
Naegi
...Oh.
Mukuro
No for both of you.
Mukuro
I know exactly how this case went.
Sonia
...
Naegi
do you...
Souda
is so fucking confused by literally everyone right now.
Mondo
do you really..
Mukuro
no i dont but okay
Naegi
its a pretty tough climax interface... are you sure...
Mukuro
NO I DONT
Mondo
we still have a lot of evidence.
Mukuro
...
Naegi
...
Mukuro
But before we do that...
Souda
Um.
Mukuro
How about I hear one last testimony?
Mukuro
Souda...
Naegi
So you think... it's Souda-kun...?
Naegi
Er. Oh.
Mukuro
Can I hear your confession?
Mukuro
I want to see how you killed him, step by step.
Mukuro
If I find a contradiction...
Souda
Oh uh.
Naegi
oh shit
Mukuro
Then Sonia is the murderer.
Souda
I kinda just said that.
Mondo
holy shit she's a pro soldier
Sonia
No, no, no
Mukuro
No, you didn't.
Mukuro
I want a step-by-step guide.
Sonia
You have it ALL wrong!
Mukuro
Every. Single. Step.
Naegi
are you asking HIM for the climax interface
Sonia
From the moment you stepped in here, you've been suspecting the wrong people!
Sonia
Because /I/ know the true killer!
Naegi
...
Naegi
oh
Souda
Lady Sonia?
Mondo
is expecting a Bullet Time Event
Sonia
>The one who killed Hinata Hajime is....
Sonia
dramatic point
Mukuro
If you say me, I'm going to punch you.
Sonia
>KOMAEDA NAGITO!
Naegi
..........
Mukuro
...................
Komaeda
...
Souda
what.
Mukuro
What evidence?
Mukuro
None.
Mukuro
Ridiculous.
Naegi
blinks
Naegi
Okay, okay...
Sonia
Stop talking for a moment and listen!
Naegi
Everyone has accused each other.
Naegi
This is, uh, getting out of hand.
Naegi
But we need to look at the evidence for real...!
Mondo
Can I just accuse Monobear? Because this shit has gone insane.
Naegiwhispers to Komaeda(ive neverlaughed harder in my life
Sonia
This is completely characteristic of him!
Mukuro
... Characteristic.
Naegiwhispers to Komaeda(it was you, komaeda nagito, exactly
Sonia
Yes!
Komaedawhispers to Naegi((DO YOU WHAT WWHAT HEPPEDed. do you know.))
Mukuro
You say that word like it's something important. It is not.
Naegiwhispers to Komaeda(you killed him by talking to naegi. he was so jealous he died
Mukuro
You don't know these people, idiot.
Sonia
Yet, I know most of you wouldn't do such a thing!
Naegiwhispers to Komaeda(that is how hinata died and its ur fault
Mukuro
They are more than characters. They are humans.
Mondo
You don't know them either, Mukuro.
Naegi
....
Komaedawhispers to Naegi((in whisper she says *stares at komaeda* and im like *smiles at sonia* and shes like *continues staring*))
Mondo
Shut it. They're not robots.
Sonia
Komaeda, well, I mean NOT to be rude...
Naegiwhispers to KomaedaFUCK
Komaedawhispers to Naegi((and im like *continues smiling* and then shes like HE DID IT))
Sonia
He walked into that pool of water like it was nothing
Naegi
U--Uh...
Mukuro
They're all humans. They all have jealously, they all have fear, they all are...
Mukuro
People.
Naegi
To be fair, that's sort of... how he acts all the time.
Sonia
But, this is different!
Komaeda
...
Mukuro
In the heat of the moment, you don't know what you do.
Mukuro
Sonia. Listen to me.
Mukuro
Komaeda didn't do it.
Sonia
The heart of the moment is one thing!
Mondo
sighs
Sonia
Another thing is doing something as "serial killer" esque as...
Mondo
Mukuro, hurry this up.
Sonia
...............
Naegi
is about to just say who did it
Naegi
...
Sonia
Oh, I do have that wrong
Mukuro
Sonia, stop protecting him.
Mondo
is obvious
Komaeda
gives Sonia a supportive smile.
Sonia
I am sorry, Komaeda!
Souda
is confused.
Mondo
What, Mukuro?
Sonia
I have pinned the wrong man
Naegi
oh god
Sonia
takes away her own heart
Mukuro
... Duh.
Souda
I literally have no idea whats happening anymore.
Mukuro
points kinfe at Oowada
Mukuro
You.
Naegi
Alright, al--
Naegi
...
Mondo
..What the fuck are you on about?
Mondo
You're making the wrong decision here, girl.
Mukuro
Wrong decision.
Mukuro
Oowada.
Naegiwhispers to KomaedaI CNAT BELIEVE THIS TRIAL
Mondo
Yeah, what.
Mukuro
Sonia. Komaeda. Naegi.
Naegi
...........
Komaedawhispers to Naegi((i just went i jjsut went. *gives sonia a KNOWING GLARE))
Mukuro
I know who did it. Finally. I realize... who did the murder.
Mondo
You just said everyone's name..
Mukuro
After all this stupidity...
Naegi
...Except one.
Komaedawhispers to Naegi((am i bad a human))
Sonia
SUDDENLY THROWS A WALKIE TALKIE ACROSS THE ROOM, TO KOMAEDA
Naegi
?!
Mukuro
...
Komaeda
..?
Mondo
W-What the fuck was that?!
Naegi
W--What?
Souda
What.
Sonia
PAY NO MIND!
Komaeda
picks up the walkie talkie, looking at sonia, then the walkie talkie, then sonia
Naegiwhispers to KomaedaWHY
Mukuro
What...
Mondo
Monobear! Break that crap!
Komaedawhispers to Naegi((im alughing liKE A WALRUES))
Mukuro
throws knife at walkie talkie
Mukuro
Stupid.
Sonia
HEY!
Naegi
Keep going, Ikusaba-san...!
Komaeda
the walkie talkie breaks
Mukuro
...
Souda
Um.
Sonia
gets out another fucking walkie talkie
Komaeda
looks at sonia. Then the walkie talkie, then sonia
Sonia
THROWS IT AGAIN
Naegi
Do I need to do it myself?
Mukuro
We don't have any evidence. We have to go by o-
Komaeda
catches it again
Sonia
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY OF THESE SHE HAS
Mukuro
throws knife at walkie talkie
Mukuro
Stop it.
Sonia
DON'T DO THAT
Naegi
>...
Naegi
>You idiots...!
Mondo
Mukuro, I said hurry this shit up.
Naegi
>There's plenty of evidence!
Souda
Ikusaba just.
Sonia
I AM TRYING TO GATHER EVIDENCE
Mukuro
We have to go by intuition. Can I please do it?!
Naegi
>You guys are just overlooking everything!
Mondo
The killer is obvious, you're delaying it.
Mukuro
Naegi, shut it!
Sonia
I AM GOING TO THROW ANOTHER WALKIE TALKIE
Naegi
>The one who OBVIOUSLY killed Hinata Hajime...
Mukuro
I know who the killer is already!
Sonia
AND YOU SHALL NOT BREAK IT
Naegi
>Is [REDACTED]
Mukuro
NAEGI!
Naegi
>!!
Sonia
THROWS A THIRD WALKIE TALKIE
Naegi
>[REDACTED]!! It's [REDACTED]!!
Sonia
DON'T BREAK IT
Mukuro
SNAP OUT OF IT!
Naegi
>Isn't it obvious?!
Komaeda
catches the walkie talkie. Again.
Mukuro
throws knife at naegi
Naegi
...H--Hey!
Mukuro
almost hits him but no
Mondo
EVERYONE, SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Naegi
I was trying to make a point...
Mukuro
Look.
Mukuro
Stop being idiots. Please.
Mukuro
Let. Me. Say. Who. Fucking. Did. It.
Mondo
Say it, right now.
Mondo
Lemme hear it
Mukuro
...
Naegi
...
Mondo
But.. I think you're gonna get it wrong.
Mukuro
No.
Naegi
............
Naegi
No. Say it...
Naegi
Please.
Mukuro
Sonia Nevermind... You are the murderer!
Naegi
MUKURO LOSES 10 HEARTS
Mukuro
PLEASE TELL ME I GOT IT RIGHT
Sonia
SHUT UP FOR ONE MOMENT AND LET ME SPEAK
Mukuro
I mean, uh!
Sonia
I AM TRYING TO TALKIE TO KOMAEDA
Souda
crying.
Mukuro
Souda Kazuichi, you're the murderer!
Naegi
>TRIAL PHASE OVER
Komaeda
is walkie talkieing sonia
Naegi
>SCORE 0/100
Naegi
>-1000/100
Souda
I ALREADY ADMITTED TO IT
Mukuro
CMON
Naegi
>WORST SCORE EVER FOR ANY TRIAL PHASE EVER.
Souda
HOLY SHIT
Naegi
...
Mondo
You.. fuck.
Naegi
sighs
Naegi
Finally.
Souda
I admitted to it like thirty minutes ago!
Mondo
Mukuro.. did you skip the infirmary..?
Mondo
The whole fucking room was bloody..
Mukuro
Sigh.
Mondo
sighs
Naegi
He even admitted to doing it...
Mukuro
Look, c'mon.
Mukuro
I forget stuff.
Naegi
It was pretty frustrating watching you guys...!
Mukuro
starts sweating a lot ugh
Souda
I told you.
Mukuro
...
Mukuro
Wait.
Souda
It was an accident.
Mukuro
> TRIAL PHASE RESTART
Mukuro
We still didn't do one thing.
Sonia
Mukuro...
Souda
NO
Souda
STOP
Mukuro
And since I missed the murderer...
Naegi
...
Mukuro
It's time to get the thing right.
Naegi
W--What?
Naegi
Oh.
Naegi
Uh, okay.
Komaeda
...
Sonia
STARTS LAUGHING REALLY LOUDLY
Mukuro
Souda... I'll explain this murder step by step. Why? Because I can.
Naegi
...
Naegi
are you sure
Sonia
LIKE A PERSON SHOULDN'T LAUGH THIS LOUD
Souda
oh my god
Mukuro
YES IM FUCKIN SURE
Sonia
MUKURO, CUT IT OUT!
Mondo
are you sure about htis
Mukuro
if i miss anything i suck im sure im certain of it
Sonia
I AM DONE WITH YOUR LOLLYGAGGINE!
Souda
Let her do it.
Sonia
.NO!
Souda
I kinda want to see how close she gets.
Naegi
H--Hey, guys.
Sonia
I WILL NOT ALLOW HER THE CHANCE!
Souda
paps Sonia.
Naegi
Just let her do it.
Sonia
SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
Komaeda
smiles
Souda
hugs the Sonia.
Souda
shoosh.
Sonia
ALL OF YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTHES!
Naegi
...
Mukuro
> CLIMAX INFERENCE: START-O!
Souda
makes out with the sonia.
Sonia
>YOU HAVE ALL MISSED A HUGE POINT
Sonia
>ALL OF YOU!
Souda
are you being quiet now.
Souda
no?
Sonia
...
Mondowhispers to someonePst, don't forget to mention the infirmary and bandages
Souda
yes?
Sonia
sighs loudly
Mukuro
... Ugh. This will be a toughie.
Mondowhispers to someoneThe /real/ place of crime, under my suspicion.
Naegi
Sonia-san, Souda-kun is the murderer.
Sonia
Fine, I shall let her SPEAK
Souda
Yeah.
Naegi
No one is bluffing anymore.
Mukuro
Yeah, I'm about to explain.
Sonia
HowEVER
Naegi
...
Sonia
Afterwards I SHALL CUT YOUR CLAIM TO PIECES
Souda
Lady Sonia, please calm down.
Mondo
Shut up, princess. We can't speak all the time.
Sonia
fumes in her area
Naegi
But, er, he really is the murderer.
Souda
It's alright.
Mukuro
if i get anything wrong just interrupt me instantly im a big Gay Baby
Naegi
(ok
Souda
((Can I do it))
Naegi
(ok
Souda
((Can I do the You've Got that Wrong?))
Naegi
(ok
Mondo
(let's all jsut fucking do it)
Naegi
(ok
Souda
((No just me))
Naegi
(ok
Naegi
Ikusaba-san?
Mukuro
... Look, so. The murder... where everything took place, was...
Mukuro
> The infirmary, right? I'm guessing that's it.
Souda
>You've Got That Wrong!
Naegi
Wrong.
Naegi
Oh, wait.
Souda
It was my room.
Naegi
I wasn't supposed to say it.
Mukuro
> Ugh. Guess I lose a heart there.
Mondo
shit I guessed wrong
Mukuro
> Thanks, Oowada.
Mondo
kisses babe
Souda
You guys missed some evidence.
Naegi
yeah. you did.
Mukuro
So, the murder happened in your room.
Souda
There were literally bloodstains on my door that I didn't clean up.
Soniawhispers to someoneShe is a professional killer!
Mondo
>Evidence Bullet; Blood on the Door Knob.
Naegi
Everyone got mad last time when I was pointing out evidence, so I didn't point it out this time...
Mukuro
I don't know why, you were dumb enough to actually kill him with a fan.
Soniawhispers to KomaedaShe would know how to open up a body and such
Souda
Because it was an accident?
Mukuro
You killed Hinata with a fan in your room, and in an pathetic attempt to clean it up, you used...
Mukuro
> His bedsheets. Now this I can't get wrong.
Naegi
No.
Naegi
Oh.
Naegi
Wait.
Souda
No really it was an accident.
Naegi
sweats
Soniawhispers to someoneIt is strange, that Mukuro seems to know SO much
Souda
He entered my room when I forgot to lock it.
Mondo
Was this really an accident
Souda
While I was working on my fan.
Souda
And said hi.
Mukuro
> NO REALLY YOU USED YOUR BEDSHEETS TO CLEAN UP THE BLOOD I DONT FUCKING GIVE A SHIT
Naegi
You're still wrong, though.
Souda
And I jumped and screamed.
Naegi
He didn't use the bedsheets.
Souda
And turned around.
Naegi
He just used $100 worth of cleaning detergent.
Souda
And accidently sliced him with the fan.
Mukuro
...
Mondo
He used...
Mukuro
Souda.
Mondo
Bandages?
Souda
Yeah?
Mukuro
Shut up.
Souda
Okay.
Mukuro
...
Souda
coughs.
Mukuro
I... This is hard as hell, god.
Mukuro
Naegi, just play the tape.
Souda
Do you want me to do it?
Naegi
>...Yay!
Mukuro
No.
Mondo
(I feel as if everyone's playing mind-games.)
Naegi
>I mean, uh.
Naegi
>...
Souda
No I want to do it.
Naegi
>[coughs]
Naegi
>Oh.
Naegi
>Nay.
Naegi
steps down again
Naegi
Fine...
Mukuro
You want to tell us how you murdered your friend?
Souda
Hey! It wasn't murder!
Mondo
chuckles
Mondo
Step by Step, by the way.
Souda
It was manslaughter!
Naegi
...
Souda
Okay. Step one.
Souda
Hinata-kun broke into my room.
Mukuro
"Broke"?
Naegi
...Broke into...?
Souda
Maybe I just didn't hear him knock I don't know.
Mukuro
I believe he just opened the door.
Souda
I was kinda using a saw.
Souda
I'm saying broke because I didn't know he was entering.
Mukuro
You know what? I think this whole case just proves one thing.
Komaedawhispers to someonePerhaps she broke into Souda-kun's room?
Mukuro
Souda is an idiot.
Souda
Right so he spooked me and I accidently sliced him.
Souda
Yeah.
Mondo
That you're not right all the t-
Mondo
Yeah, that too.
Souda
Okay so.
Souda
He's sliced and his guts are pouring out onto the floor and shit.
Souda
And I freak out.
Souda
And he's still alive at the time so I run into the infirmary to grab something, anything, to help him.
Souda
And bandages were pretty much all I could find, I don't know how to do healing people stuff.
Souda
So I come back and hes already dead.
Souda
And then I freak out a lot more.
Souda
Oh, I'm covered in his blood the entire time by the way.
Mukuro
You do realize this is just ruining your fame for all of us, right?
Souda
So uh I take Togami's key and open his door.
Souda
Yeah.
Mondo
is surprised by his stable way of talking through this
Souda
And then I throw the fan in there.
Mukuro
looks at naegi and winks. hey babe
Souda
And lock the door back.
NaegiMondo saidis surprised by his stable way of talking through this
Naegi
is getting off on the despair? or something. it is a mystery
Souda
Okay um then I come back and I take my bedsheets and wrap up Hinata's body.
Souda
And then I carry it down to the bathhouse.
Naegi
...
Souda
Cause ya know at this point I'm thinking 'Oh shit I saw what happened to Fujisaki the other day thats gonna happen to me'
Souda
So I dump the body in one a the bathtubs.
Mondo
...
Souda
And I drop the key in there by accident.
Mukuro
And you frame be by accident too.
Mukuro
me*
Souda
And then it was really gross and bloody so I just left it there.
Souda
Oh no that was intentional.
Souda
Because, uh.
Souda
You hurt my beanie.
Mukuro
Great.
Souda
Bitch.
Mondo
You went to get a knife from the kitchen too?
Souda
Yeah.
Mukuro
Just so you know, I'll be heading the execution today.
Mukuro
I'll kill you personally.
Naegi
...
Souda
Okay, thats fine.
Komaeda
Souda-kun, there is one thing I'm wondering..
Souda
Yeah?
Komaeda
How did you know about the Fenrir symbol?
Souda
I've seen her hand before.
Souda
Are you guys all that blind?
Mondo
I think you're digging too deep.
Naegi
...You're really calm about this.
Souda
Yeah.
Naegi
its a very komaeda-like question
Souda
I've given up on caring.
Soniawhispers to someoneAh!
Naegi
...Er. I see.
Komaeda
...I suppose I am calm.
Souda
I mean did you look at the symbol?
Naegi
Not you... Komaeda-kun...
Souda
It's just a shitty drawing of a wolfs head.
Naegi
I was talking to Souda-kun...
Mukuro
throws knife straight on souda's teeth
Komaeda
((i didint oops))
Naegi
...
Mukuro
It's time for your execution.
Souda
deserved that.
Sonia
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mukuro
And I guess I'll do that on my own.
Sonia
NO NO NO
Sonia
>RETRACT YOUR VOTES
Sonia
>RIGHT. THIS. INSTANT.
Naegiwhispers to Soniaso like
Naegiwhispers to Soniai need to go
Mukuro
( Is everyone OK with eye horror Or
Naegiwhispers to Soniarly soon
Naegiwhispers to Soniaso how about u like
Naegiwhispers to Soniaout
Naegiwhispers to Soniaurself
Sonia
>NO NO NO
Komaeda
places down his walkie talkie, smiling
Souda
but I didn't get to tell you about how I threw my sheets in the washing machine and then forgot to turn it on.
Naegi
(pls dont claw his eyes out
Mondo
[Can we lynch the spy if Naegiri has to go]
Naegi
(it is important to me that he has eyes
Mukuro
( o k
Sonia
>EVERYONE MUKURO HAS SAID IS FALSE
Naegi
Everyone?
Mukuro
throws knife at souda's arm.
Sonia
>MUKURO, YOU STOP
Naegi
(CAN WE NOT HURT SOUDA
Naegi
(AT ALL
Mondo
walks over to Mukuro and grabs her arm
Naegi
(HES ALREADY HURT...in the heart ):
Mondo
Stop it.
Mukuro
(OKAY IM SORRY NAEGIRI
Souda
crying.
Komaeda
((im))
Mukuro
Hmph.
Naegi
Sonia-san...?
Mukuro
So now you hit girls, huh?
Sonia
>Everyone, Mukuro has been lying this whole time!
Naegi
...
Mondo
You're doing this for no fucking reason..
Sonia
>It is not Souda that is the killer....
Naegi
What...?
Mondo
just stop.
Souda
I didn't even get to finish my shitty climax interference.
Sonia
>BUT MUKURO HERSELF!
Souda
WHAT
Naegi
...fuck
Sonia
dramatic point
Naegi
WHAT
Mukuro
That is a total lie.
Naegi
Sonia-san...
Naegiwhispers to Soniacan i out you
Naegiwhispers to Soniaas
Naegiwhispers to Soniaspy
Naegiwhispers to Soniato everyone?
Souda
Lady Sonia.
Souda
No.
Komaeda
..Let her continue, please.
Sonia
>EVERYONE, ALLOW ME TO SPEAK
Souda
Okay/
Naegiwhispers to Soniayes/no/maybe/hello??
You received a message: I HAVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG FOR THIS
You received a message: UMM AFTER I'M DONE
Sonia
>Now....
Naegiwhispers to Soniaalright
Mondo
[WTF IS HAPPENING IM DYING]
Sonia
>Mukuru, I thought it STRANGE
Sonia
>*MUkuro
Naegi
Mukuru.
Naegi
MUkuro.
Sonia
>That you know so much.... but have gotten so many predictions wrong
Mukuro
(dude we played for 392 minutes. 392 fuckin minutes. who am i
Sonia
>Back and forth, back and forth
Naegi
(thats 7 hours
Sonia
>One person to suspect after another
Naegi
W--What's your point?
Mondo
[are you fucking me, we didn't even finish]
Komaeda
((6.5 hours. increidble.))
Naegi
Souda-kun didn't even get to finish his story...
Sonia
>It's ALSO odd that she was the ONLY one that knew about the extra Room Cards...
Komaeda
((we are all gigantic losers.))
Naegi
...
Naegi
I actually knew about it too, I just forgot the word...
Mondo
>Sonia.. you're basing all this on personality.
Souda
Um. The extra room cards weren't even important.
Mukuro
You know why, Sonia? I can give you reasons.
Sonia
>And, even though Souda has seen her hand symbol before, it's strange that, in this situation, he was able to MEMORIZE IT
Sonia
>ENTIRELY
Souda
I still had the key from last trial.
Souda
I didn't though.
Souda
It's a crappy picture of a wolf.
Sonia
Everyone!
Sonia
Let me speak!
Mukuro
Yeah. The wolf?
Souda
Okay.
Mukuro
Is wrong.
Naegi
Sonia-san, I understand that you're, e--er, upset...
Naegi
But..
Komaeda
Please, let her continue.
Naegi
It's Souda-kun. I have the tape right h--
Souda
sighs.
Sonia
>NO!
Naegi
shuts up because komaeda asked
Mukuro
sighs
Mondo
glares at Naegi
Sonia
>Mukuro, I have reason to believe that EVERYONE in Togami's room
Mukuro
Sonia, no matter how hard you try to prove, I'm not the murderer.
Mukuro
shows tape that somehow i stole from naegi because im fuckin invisible
Sonia
>As well as the sheets, are COMPLETELY falsified!
Mukuro
This proves it.
Naegi
...
Mondo
No, because I am.
Sonia
>As, in fact, you would never leave so much evidence
Mondo
O:
Mukuro
Sonia.
Naegi
dont play the tape
Mukuro
Just watch this.
Naegi
grabs tape back
Naegi
No.
Naegi
Let her keep talking.
Sonia
IF YOU DO NOT SHUT YOUR MOUTH
Souda
kinda just watches Sonia.
Naegi
...It's funny...
Souda
thats my girl.
Mukuro
Hilarious.
Sonia
I AM BEING COMPLETELY SERIOUS
Sonia
>Anyways...
Naegi
I--I'm sorry!
Naegi
straightens back
Mukuro
No, you're not.
Mondo
... its porn isn't it
Komaeda
also watches Sonia. Thats my girl.
Mukuro
its porn of me and naegi
Naegi
no its a video tape of souda murdering hinata
Sonia
>You were able to threaten Souda to get out of his room, since, unfortunately, he is known for being a coward
Naegi
...
Souda
cries.
Sonia
>He promised to never tell a soul about you stealing the bedsheets for fear of his life!
Mukuro
...
Mukuro
sighs
Sonia
>Then, in the batharea
Mukuro
sighs so hard
Mondo
...All her words have no evidence behind them.
Sonia
>Or somewhere around there...
Mukuro
No, no. That's enough.
Mondo
Like.. none.
Naegi
...Just let her have her moment.
Mukuro
Sonia, shut up.
Souda
No let her talk.
Souda
I'm interested.
Mukuro
Jesus Christ.
Sonia
>You killed Hinata with one of your own weapons!
Naegi
M... Me too.
Sonia
>Instead of the kitchen knife!
Sonia
>After all, you said that ONLY YOU could access them, and they were very hard to steal!
Sonia
>You could be holding the murder weapon right now!
Naegi
wow this is really thought out actually im impressed
Mukuro
You mean this?
Souda
the murder weapon... OF MY BEANIE
Mondo
is this the bullet time that I was hoping for
Mukuro
shows Souda's knife that murdered his beanie
Sonia
>You made your symbol, THAT YOU HAVE BEEN ABLE TO MEMORIZE SINCE IT'S BEEN ON YOUR HAND ALL OF YOUR LIFE...
Sonia
>And did whatever nasty things you do to Hinata
Sonia
>It is COMPLETELY characteristic of you, since you are, after all, a SHSL Soldier!
Mukuro
...
Naegi
...
Mukuro
The thing is, Sonia.
Mukuro
I'm not brains.
Sonia
>And, as stated before, all the other information, the fan, the bloody doornob!
Mukuro
I'm brawns.
Sonia
*knob
Sonia
>You all made up, and then said COULDN'T happen because you were too clever!
Sonia
>AND DO NOT TALK TO ME ABOUT BRAWN!
Mukuro
Can I make my defense?
Souda
drinks soda.
Sonia
>You have spoken this entire time about how strong you were!
Mukuro
Or are you still going to spout bullshit?
Sonia
>How you could kill anyone in an instant!
Sonia
>Brawn is nothing to you!
Mondo
is this on the spot like damn
Mondo
your love for souda is real
Sonia
>BECAUSE YOU KILLED HINATA!
Mukuro
Well, the thing is, I didn't.
Naegiwhispers to Soniacan i like
Naegiwhispers to Soniaout you now
Naegiwhispers to Soniaplease
Sonia
PROVE IT!
Mukuro
And I have one piece of evidence that will show this to you...!
Naegiwhispers to Soniaare you done
You received a message: I am so sorry, friend
Naegiwhispers to Soniaby the way that was rly thought well
Mukuro
literally just points at Souda
Naegiwhispers to Soniaim so impressed
You received a message: Thank oyu
Souda
blinks.
Mukuro
He confessed.
Naegi
>Alright...
Mukuro
That's all.
Naegi
>I know that Sonia-san can't be right...
You received a message: I need to destroy her, first
Souda
What if you falsified my memories with your memory thing.
Naegiwhispers to Soniaoh
Naegiwhispers to Soniafuck
Souda
Can't you do that.
Naegiwhispers to Soniauh
Naegiwhispers to Soniapanics
Mukuro
No, I can't.
Sonia
>That is the WORST counterargument!
Souda
shrugs.
Komaeda
smiles and claps for Sonia
Naegi
>I was going to speak, e--er...
Naegi
...
Mukuro
Naegi, shut up.
Mukuro
Look.
Sonia
>I, HAVE. EVER. SEEN.
Naegi
A--Ah.
Mukuro
Sonia.
Mukuro
slaps Sonia
You received a message: NOW YOU'RE GETTING SHUT OUT
Souda
I don't even know if I'm the killer anymore.
Mukuro
slaps her HARD
Sonia
!
Naegiwhispers to SoniaI JUST
Naegiwhispers to SoniaWANT TO
Naegiwhispers to SoniaOUT U
Mukuro
IDIOT.
Souda
OH MY FUCKING GOD
Mondo
grabs her wrist
Souda
NO
Sonia
Y-YOU...
Mondo
Stop.
Naegi
I--Ikusaba-san!
Naegiwhispers to SoniaCAN I DO IT NOW
Souda
launches himself at Mukuro.
Komaeda
is still clapping for Sonia.
Sonia
face red, partly from anger and partly from being hit
Mondo
Souda! Don't you fucking dare hurt a girl.
Naegi
G..Guys...
Mukuro
kicks souda because she can't use her arms
Sonia
>...Is that your counterargument?
Mukuro
No.
Sonia
>..Here you are claiming you're so smart!
Souda
falls to the ground immediately.
Sonia
>Yet all you do is bluff!
Souda
tears.
Mukuro
My counterargument is... you fell for Souda.
Naegi
.....!!
Mukuro
You love him, don't you?
Naegi
>TRIAL PHASE COMPLETE
Naegi
>87/100
Sonia
YOU IDIOT!
Sonia
That makes NO SENSE
Souda
we don't even come close to deserving that score Naegi.
Souda
don't lie.
Mukuro
That makes total sense.
Komaeda
finally stops cheering for Sonia
Sonia
>YOU'RE EXPLANATION IS FILLED WITH HOLES
Naegi
sonias argument was so well thought out i had to.
Sonia
>FIND A HOLE IN MINE
Sonia
>DO IT RIGHT NOW
Mukuro
Fine.
Naegiwhispers to SoniaPLEASE
Naegiwhispers to SoniaNOW
Naegiwhispers to SoniaCAN I DO IT
Mukuro
Why is Souda's door bloodied?
Naegiwhispers to SoniaPLEASE
Sonia
>Because YOU placed the evidence there!
Mukuro
How?
You received a message: I AM SO SORRY FRIEND
Souda
whispers you guys fucked up that isn't even an evidence bullet.
Mukuro
i dont fuckin care
Komaeda
((yeaht ehres no blood o soudas door))
Naegi
is standing there, completely silent, because he was told to be quiet by two people.
Komaeda
((wow))
Sonia
((OH))
Mondo
((doorknob?))
You received a message: I AM SO SO SORRY
Souda
If I supposedly killed Hinata inside my room how is there blood on the outside?
Mukuro
((THERe ACTUALLY IS BUT WE TOTALLY MISSED IT A+
You received a message: I KNOW YOU MUST BE A TIRED
Naegiwhispers to Soniai am...........but its ok...
Komaeda
((how would you know if yOU WERENT THE KILLER MUKURO HAH))
Naegiwhispers to Soniajust...Any moment nw
Mondo
You just said you killed him in your room..
You received a message: THIS IS MY RP MOMENT
You received a message: I HAVE WAITED HOURS FOR THIS
Souda
I said supposedly.
Mukuro
Look, this is idiotic.
Sonia
How so?
Sonia
You still haven't found a hole?
Mondo
You said supposedly after you admitted it.
Sonia
You are just insulting me!
Mukuro
I found one hole.
Souda
Yeah.
Mukuro
What's your evidence, besides my personality?
Souda
Because she can do things to my memory, man.
Naegiwhispers to SoniaPLEASE
Naegiwhispers to SoniaNOW
Sonia
...
Naegiwhispers to SoniaTHIS IS THE PERFECT MOMENT
You received a message: JJust go
Mukuro
Exactly.
Mukuro
There is none.
Naegi
>There is actually evidence against Sonia-san...
Naegi
>And that is...
Naegi
>[CYCLES THROUGH EVIDENCE BULLETS]
Naegi
>[EVIDENCE BULLET: SONIA IS DELUSIONAL]
Naegi
>...She's working with me.
Sonia
...
Naegi
>She's absolutely nuts.
Naegi
>There is no way that anything she says is the truth.
Naegi
>That's why.
Mukuro
I knew it.
Mukuro
Sonia Nevermind, Souda Kazuichi. You both are under arrest.
Naegi
>You can't arrest people!
Naegi
>This is my school!
Mondo
Under arrest? What, you gonna arrest me here too?
Mukuro
...
Mukuro
This is my school now.
Naegi
>W--What?
Mukuro
Oowada, there was an execution planned for you! It was called the Motorcycle Death Cage!
Mukuro
There is a Motorbike there! Go downstairs and get it!
Naegi
>..
Naegi
>H--Hey, wait--
Mondo
Mine's waiting outside.
Komaeda
...heh.
Mondo
I'd.. rather not.
Mukuro
Yeah, I know. Just, c'-
Naegi
>What am I supposed to do, then...?
Mondo
is dark
Mondo
is not dark
Mukuro
Dammit!
Komaeda
Looks like I finally helped you after all, Naegi-kun!
Naegi
>Huh?
Mukuro
I know a way out.
Mondo
follows Mukuro.
Mukuro
Come with me, quick!
Naegi
>...
Mondo
Then let's fucking go.
Komaeda
doesn't budge
Naegi
>O--Oh...
Naegi
doesn't move either.
Mukuro
Sis...
Mukuro
Sonia Nevermind, you are pathetic!
Mukuro
You claim you are on side of despair...
Mukuro
But yet...
Mukuro
You protect Souda Kazuichi?
Mukuro
That fool?
Mukuro
You are an idiot.
Mukuro
That's all.
Naegi
>....
Mukuro
throws a knife at Monobear
Mukuro
Stop it.
Mukuro
Make us get out, now.
Naegiwhispers to KomaedaIS SONIA TALKING VIA SPY
Mukuro
dodges quickly
Naegiwhispers to KomaedaI CANT TELL
Naegiwhispers to KomaedaHELP
Mukuro
hurt
Mukuro
U-ugh.
Mondo
stands over Mukuro
Mondo
F-Fucking watch it!
Souda
((OKAY
Naegi
Komaeda-kun, are you just going to stay here...?
Souda
((IM BACK))
Mukuro
Oowada, Komaeda, Souda, Naegi.
Naegi
They're leaving, so...
Mukuro
We need to fight these guys.
Komaeda
((one sec))
Naegi
...
Naegi
blinks
Naegi
What?
Mondo
is like what the fuck is going on
Naegi
has no idea whats going on BECASUE HE CANT HEAR THE FUCKIN G VOICE
Mukuro
Sonia Nevermind... Throw all your Monobears at us.
Mukuro
If we can beat them all...
Naegi
W--Wait, hold up.
Souda
....
Naegi
You got this wrong.
Mukuro
Then you let us out!
Souda
Um.
Mondo
stands protectively over her
Naegi
It's not that she forced ME to work with her.
Souda
I'd rather team up with Sonia.
Naegi
It was vice-versa.
Souda
Can I do that.
Naegi
I'm the one who infected her with despair...!
Souda
?
Naegi
So take it out on me!
Mondo
Naegi.. you're the one in fucking danger.
Mukuro
throws knife at Souda's beanie
Naegi
Oh.
Naegi
W--What?!
Souda
TEARS
Mukuro
Naegi, look out!
Naegi
Huh?!
Naegi
IS HIT BY SOMETHING? I DONT KNOW
Mukuro
Gets Naegi and throws him at Monobear
Sonia
((THIS IS A HUGE CLUSTERFUCK OF EVERYTHING WHAT IS HAPPENING))
Naegi
WHATS GOING ON
Mondo
WTF MUKURO?
Souda
where even is Sonia right now.
Naegi
H--Hey--!!
Mukuro
he is my weapon
Sonia
((I'm gone))
Mukuro
Naegi...
Naegi
....
Souda
Um.
Souda
I'm just gonna.
Souda
Go to bed.
Souda
And think about what I've done.
Mukuro
We can't get out, idiot.
Mukuro
Unless I activate Protocol Junko.
Mondo
I'm.. uh princess?
Souda
Don't do that.
Mondo
Wanna just like.. release the locks now?
Mukuro
I'M LYING LOOK AT MY FACE IM LYING
Naegi
Sonia-san, er, calm down...! I can go get the antidote and you'll wake up as good as new...
Komaeda
((im back. i have returned.))
Souda
Don't activate protocol whatever.
Naegi
despair-free sonia
Souda
Please.
Naegi
...Why did I think it was a good idea to infect Sonia-san?
Naegi
I was so wrong...!
Souda
wanders out of the trial room.
Mukuro
That's probably because you're an idiot, naegi.
Mukuro
I also can hear your mind.
Komaeda
hasn't moved from his spot.
Mondo
Hey, can I join this protag mind party.
Sonia
((I just want to know who the real killer is))
Naegi
Enoshima-san giving me despair disease before her death made me even more of an idiot than I already was.
Sonia
((That's all I wanted))
Mukuro
No, you can't.
Souda
goes over to Komaeda.
Souda
Hey.
Souda
Douchebag.
Komaeda
..Hm?
Mondo
I'm here guys. I'm a protag now.
Souda
Wanna go be not here?
Mukuro
MONDO GET THE FUCK OUT.
Mukuro
...
Naegi
Uh... s--someone's going to help me though, right?
Mondo
does not get out
Komaeda
Where else would I want to be?
Naegi
Having two personalities makes me sort of uncomfortable...
Souda
Uh...
Naegi
Even more than being around Komaeda-kun does.
Mondo
How about I fucking cut you in half?
Souda
We could go chill somewhere that isn't exploding.
Mondo
That'll fix it.
Naegi
...
Mukuro
I know what will help you, Naegi.
Naegi
Oh.
Naegi
E--Er...
Komaeda
smiles, turns to Naegi
Mukuro
stabs Naegi through the gut
Naegi
starts to sweat
Naegi
...
Mukuro
Your death.
Mondo
...
Naegi
..............................................
Souda
Um.
Mondo
Seems we're on the same wavelength.
Naegi
>[TIME SUDDENLY STOPS]
Naegi
>[REWIND]
Souda
Does this mean I'm not getting executed?
Naegi
E--Er...
Komaeda
((time has stopped)
Naegi
Komaeda-kun, why are you looking at me like that...?
Mondo
W-What the fuck is going on?
Mondo
Wait.. weren't we trying to find the murderer?
Mukuro
...
Komaeda
...
Mukuro
Why are we in the 80s?
Souda
Hey Sonia.
Naegi
(i rewinded back to like 5 seconds ago when i said
NaegiNaegi saidE--Er...
Naegi
(you idiots
Mondo
(omfg
Komaeda
Hehe..
Naegi
Komaeda-kun, you'll help me, right?
Mukuro
I need to help Naegi.
Souda
Lady Sooonia.
Naegi
Oh.
Souda
Where are you?
Naegi
You just stabbed me, though--
Mondo
I'll help Naegi wtf you crazy shit
Souda
starts crying.
Komaeda
Why should I help you, Naegi-kun?
Mukuro
Look, there is no cure for the despair disease. Just let me kill you, idiot.
Naegi
W...What?
Naegi
Of course there is!
Naegi
She told me before she died.
Naegi
"If you want to be cured... blah blah blah... you need hope"!
Mondo
Why did you take it in the first place..?
Naegi
And I don't know ANYONE more hopeful than Komaeda-kun.
Mukuro
And you believed that bullcrap?
Naegi
It wasn't willingly...!
Mukuro
It's my sis, idiot.
Naegi
H--Huh? Of course!
Mukuro
That was a lie.
Naegi
It seems logical...
Naegi
...
Naegi
You're lying!
Mukuro
The only cure for the Despair Disease is death.
Mukuro
That's it.
Naegi
No it's not...!
Mukuro
Yes it is.
Naegi
suddenly hope
Mondo
You must know a lot about it Mukuro.
Mondo
Considering you have it yourself.
Mukuro
Trust me.
Mukuro
I do.
Naegi
I know it's not!
Komaeda
There is a cure to despair, Mukuro.
Komaeda
And that's hope!
Naegi
Kisses?
Naegi
Oh.
Mukuro
If you say some bullcrap about-
Mukuro
... No, Komaeda. Here's the deal.
Naegi
He's right, though...
Komaeda
Even though I'm standing here, on the brink of death, I'm full of hope!
Mukuro
We're all humans. We all live lives, we all have feelings. And in the end, what is the one that always strikes back?
Mondo
Your dick?
Mukuro
...
Mukuro
No.
Naegi
...
Mukuro
Despair.
Naegi
But there's hope, too...!
Mukuro
Yes.
Naegi
That's why I helped you guys in the trials...
Mukuro
But then there's what?
Naegi
And I didn't just leave you guys to die.
Mukuro
Despair again.
Naegiwhispers to Komaedapssst...
Naegiwhispers to Komaedashoot mukuro...
Naegiwhispers to Komaedaon cue...
Mukuro
Nobody is hopeful forever. Something could happen, a murder, an accident.
Naegi
No... I know we have hope...!
Komaedawhispers to Naegi((ok))
Naegi
You're wrong!
Naegiwhispers to KomaedaSHOPT
Naegiwhispers to KomaedaGOGOG
Naegiwhispers to KomaedaGOGOGP
Komaeda
Hope is so much stronger than despair!
You hear a gunshot!
Mukuro, the deputy, will never dance again.
Mukuro did not leave a will!
Naegi
...
Soniawhispers to someoneYou... realize
Naegi
Ah...
Soniawhispers to SoudaS-SHUT IT
Komaedawhispers to Naegi((i finished that sentence at the speed of sound and there isnt even a spelling error *dusts self off*)
Mondo
...
Soniawhispers to someoneI HAVE BECOME A PROFESSIONAL KILLER
Naegiwhispers to Komaedaoh my god
Naegi
blinks.
Naegi
...
Naegi
I feel a bit better...
Mondo
I guess she was cured of her despair disease..
Naegi
smiles
Komaedawhispers to Naegi((what killed her though actually was it like a giant thing of hope))
Naegi
then starts laughing
Naegi
CHUCKLES LOUDLY
Souda
Um.
Naegi
Hahaha...!
Komaeda
begins to laugh as well
Naegi
You're right.
Komaeda
but then his laugh tuRNS INTO A CREEPY KOMAEDA LAUGH
Naegi
chorus of laughing SHSL good lucks
Mondo
is staring at everyone like what the fuck
Souda
is confused.
Naegiwhispers to Komaedatwo beautiful shotas full of hope
Naegiwhispers to Komaedapossibly wearing magical girl outfits
Souda
See hes doing the creepy laugh!
Mondo
pats Souda on the shoulder
Komaedawhispers to Naegi((definitely wearing magical girl outfits.))
You received a message: DON'T LAUGH AT ME
Naegiwhispers to Mukuro...
Souda
Don't laugh at Lady Soni-Monobear!
Naegiwhispers to Mukuro[stares]
Komaedawhispers to Naegi((i COULD have been wearing a towel, but NOOOO))
You received a message: I-I AM MONOBEAR
Komaeda
ITS STILL GOING
Souda
It's rude.
Naegiwhispers to Mukuro[kicks her body]
Naegiwhispers to MukuroHuh, s--she's really dead, for real...
Souda
Um.
Naegiwhispers to MukuroKomaeda-kun wasn't bluffing...
Mondo
Uh.. guys? I don't think it's that fucking funny.
Naegi
W...Wait, we can't leave until Sonia-san is dead!
Souda
Then lets not leave.
Naegiwhispers to MukuroI'm, er, sorry you died.
Naegiwhispers to MukuroI feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my chest though.
Mondo
She fucking killed everyone..
Naegiwhispers to MukuroN--Not because you're a burden or anything!
Mondo
Even though.. I said I wouldn't hurt girls..
Komaeda
Don't you get it..? There's no way out of this place, is there..? All the doors are locked!
Mondo
I have to fucking do this.
Naegiwhispers to MukuroJust, uh...
Naegiwhispers to Mukuro[groans]
Naegiwhispers to MukuroYeah.
Mondo
glances at Mukuro's dead fucking body
Naegiwhispers to MukuroI think you reminded me too much of Enoshima-san.
Komaeda
All the doors are locked and yet you're all still so confident that we're going to make it out!
Naegiwhispers to MukuroI think I'll see you soon.
Naegiwhispers to Mukuro...
Mondo
Where the fuck is your hope, Komaeda?
Naegiwhispers to Mondo[whispers] Do me a favor...
Naegiwhispers to MondoShoot me.
Naegi
...
Komaeda
I love this school! I love everyone in it! I just feel it... I can feel the hope all around us!
Mondowhispers to Naegi[Worst part? I clicked no one]
Naegiwhispers to Mondobye.
Naegiwhispers to Mondoi wanted to die you frick
Souda
Hey Komaeda.
Naegiwhispers to MondoMATSUDA-KUUUUUUUUUN [ANGRY YELL]
Mondo
Komaeda.. make the right fucking decision.
Naegi
...
Souda
Ya know what would bring me great hope?
Souda
Murdering Naegi.
Naegi
K--Komaeda-kun...
Souda
So you should.
Souda
Do that.
Komaeda
laughs
Mondowhispers to NaegiNAEGIRI-SANNNNNNNNNNNN
Souda
Hey Naegi isn't even really a SHSL anything.
Naegi
I'm Super High-School Level Hope...!
Souda
So its not like you have to worry about killing talent.
Naegi
Hey, where did that come from?
Naegi
SUDDENLY....SHSL HOPE
Naegi
?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Komaeda
laughter suddenly stops
Souda
punches Naegi in the face.
Souda
stop.
Naegi
...
Mondo
is still fucking SHSL Gang Leader
Naegi
O--Ow...