[`A boiled egg in the morning is really hard to beat.`,
`I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.`,
`I'm glad I know sign language. It's become quite handy.`,
`I forgot how to throw a boomerang. But it came back to me.`,
`When a clock is hungry... It goes back four seconds.`,
`I once heard a joke about amnesia... But I forget how it goes.`,
`When the power went out at the school... The children... were de-lighted.`,
`Those fish were shy. They were obviously coy.`,
`The frustrated cannibal threw up his hands.`,
`I didn't have the faintest idea... as to why I passed out.`,
`There was once a crossed-eyed teacher... who had issues controlling his pupils.`,
`Diarrhea is hereditary... It runs in your genes.`,
`I heard two peanuts walk into a park... One was as-salted.`,
`What is a pirate's favorite letter? Tis' the c.`,
`Those two men drinking battery acid will soon be charged.`,
`The midget psychic escaped prison. He was a small medium at large.`,
`I'm inclined...to be laid back.`,
`Newspaper headline reads: Cartoonist found dead at home, details are sketchy.`,
`The Magician got frustrated and pulled his hare out.`,
`A criminal`s best asset... is his lie-ability.`,
`I heard about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda. He is lucky it was a soft drink.`,
`It's not that the guy didn't know how to juggle... He just didn't have the balls to do it.`,
`RARE PUN: What did the triangle say to the circle? You're so pointless.`
`RARE PUN: What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late? A cold shoulder!`
`hehe just gonna hide this in here out of boredom while making all of this and hope nobody ever finds it -bevta ;)']