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- >"What? What are you talking about?"
- >Oh shit.
- >Your phone, having just vibrated, has brought you this message.
- >What on earth did you just send to your waifu, Sunset?
- >You quickly look back at your chat history.
- >Fuck.
- >You said THAT?
- >Goddamn, you're blasted.
- >Your dad, drinker he is, decided tonight was the night to introduce you to a cadre of red wines.
- >Clearly it wasn't good for your communication skills.
- >The phone vibrates in your hand.
- >[MESSAGE FROM: RARITY]
- >"ANON!! Why, I NEVER!..."
- >Shit.
- >You look at your texts to her.
- "FUUUUUCK..."
- >Such is the consequence of too many glasses of cabrinet savignon...
- >Your phone vibrates yet again.
- >Oh thank god, it's only Sunset again.
- >"What do you mean 'I have to choose'?"
- >Your phone vibrates again from Rarity.
- >"What do you mean 'I have to choose'?"
- >Suddenly it all makes sense.
- >Both these bitches were talking to you.
- >But, you knew that both these bitches were talking to other fuckers too.
- >So, time to stick to your guns.
- >You text them both the same message.
- "It's either me or him!"
- >You put down your phone and wait.
- >Of course, you didn't know who "him" was in either case, but you knew there was one.
- >Your phone vibrates enthusiastically.
- >Picking it up, you see a text from both Sunset and Rarity.
- >They say the same thing.
- >"...Well, I choose YOU!"
- "Fuuuuuuck..."
- >your face when two bitches call your bluff at the same time.
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