Chomai Is Worst at Strife

Strife
The imp goes first
The imp claws you in the arm
But only barely leaves a mark, take 1 damage
Your turn

courtlyCombustion
I try to use my glovekind, but my sprite just made me take those off... so I guess I kind of just try to slap him?
<Literally just realized this...>

ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]
Ok
<Would you like to roll your dice?>
</join #RPGStuck_Dice >

courtlyCombustion
<That's so cool! Is it just D20 for this?>

ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]
Roll 1d20+ your STR mod to hit

courtlyCombustion
As expected... I get a 0. A Princess is not meant for fighting!

ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]
<Critical Failure>

courtlyCombustion
<-.- Best first roll ever>

ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]
<You get confused and end up punching yourself>
<Roll 1d4 damage>

courtlyCombustion
<1!>

ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]
You hit yourself in the face for 1 damage
You aren't sure whether to be more ashamed of hitting yourself, or how gentle that slap was
The imp's turn
The imp misses
Your turn

courtlyCombustion
<If I can do this> I realize that I am just as bad at fighting as I remember and try to persuade my sprite to assist!

ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]
What exactly do you say?

courtlyCombustion
CC: Miss Beauty SpritE! You will never get to dress me up in those wonderful outfitS if this fienD does away with mE! I implore you to help me defeat hiM!

ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]
Roll CHA

courtlyCombustion
<15+3>

ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]
You successfully manage to convince beauty sprite to help you, at least for now.
PBS: Well I suppose so...
PBS attacks the imp with a pair of BEAUTY SHEARS

ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]
PBS hacks at the imp so violently that when you next look the only thing you see are small chunks of carapace lying around
Roll a DEX check for me

courtlyCombustion
<17>

ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]
You jump out of the way as the imp explodes into a shower of ink.

courtlyCombustion
<These rolls are getting significantly less crappy heh>

ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]
The imp drops 10 things that look like pentagonal pyramids facing away from each other

courtlyCombustion
I go to examine them, attempting not to let any of the ink get on me.
CC: What are these strAnge objectS, Miss Beauty SpritE?

ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]
The ink and body of the imp slowly fade away as you examine the strange crystals
PBS: That is money. We can use it to but new clothes

courtlyCombustion
CC: MoneY! Every kingdom needs thaT!
I attempt to pick them up

ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]
As you reach for the crystals they attract to you as if they were magnets and you feel 10 Grist enter your Gristcache which may or may not exist on the physical plane

courtlyCombustion
<FYI, Homestuck update's up.>
CC: Thank you for your assistance, Miss Beauty SpritE!

ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]
<:O>

courtlyCombustion
CC: Once I assume authority over this new lanD,
CC: I will remember this day, and ensure you are knighted for your deeD!
<I know - I want to check it but my computer sucks so hard :(>

ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]
PBS: Sure, whatever.
PBS: Can we go do a makeover now?

courtlyCombustion
CC: ErR... I guess I *did* agree to thaT. But I have two conditions - may I have my gloves back noW? As you saw, I need them in order to ensure my safetY
CC: And secondlY,
CC: ...Can you help me learn to fight as you dO? A Princess should not need to, but now that I am herE...

ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]
PBS: First, we do fashion. Then we'll talk.

FlamingFarkle
<Ignore changed Nickname>

courtlyCombustion
<Did you just change
<Hah ok>
CC: ...Alright, Miss Beauty SpritE.
CC: MakEoverS it iS.