some equipment printing alias.

> alias equipything => ash float[item] prebutts;float maximum_butts = 0.0;float buffer_butts = 0.0;foreach i in $items[]{if(i.numeric_modifier($string[%%]) > 0 ){buffer_butts = i.numeric_modifier($string[%%]);prebutts[i] = i.numeric_modifier($string[%%]);if(buffer_butts > maximum_butts){maximum_butts = buffer_butts;}}}float[float] postbutts;foreach i in prebutts{postbutts[prebutts[i]] = prebutts[i];}foreach i,j in postbutts{foreach k in prebutts{if(prebutts[k] - j < 1 && prebutts[k] - j > -1){print(k+" gives "+prebutts[k]+" "+$string[%%]);}}}

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equipything => ash float[item] prebutts;float maximum_butts = 0.0;float buffer_butts = 0.0;foreach i in $items[]{if(i.numeric_modifier($string[%%]) > 0 ){buffer_butts = i.numeric_modifier($string[%%]);prebutts[i] = i.numeric_modifier($string[%%]);if(buffer_butts > maximum_butts){maximum_butts = buffer_butts;}}}float[float] postbutts;foreach i in prebutts{postbutts[prebutts[i]] = prebutts[i];}foreach i,j in postbutts{foreach k in prebutts{if(prebutts[k] - j < 1 && prebutts[k] - j > -1){print(k+" gives "+prebutts[k]+" "+$string[%%]);}}}

> equipything combat

Returned: void

> equipything combat rate

monster bait gives 5.0 combat rate
Ass-Stompers of Violence gives 5.0 combat rate
Dungeon Fist gauntlet gives 5.0 combat rate
giant turkey leg gives 5.0 combat rate
HOA zombie eyes gives 5.0 combat rate
cod cape gives 5.0 combat rate
folder (Ex-Files) gives 5.0 combat rate
Brogre bucket hat gives 5.0 combat rate
portable cassette player gives 5.0 combat rate
Spelunker's khakis gives 5.0 combat rate
"Remember the Trees" Shirt gives 5.0 combat rate
carpe gives 10.0 combat rate
tunac gives 10.0 combat rate
Returned: void

> equipything item drop

Newbiesport™ backpack gives 1.0 item drop
stinky cheese eye gives 1.0 item drop
hemp backpack gives 2.0 item drop
spooky little girl gives 2.0 item drop
Mr. Container gives 3.0 item drop
gnauga hide whip gives 3.0 item drop
screwing pooch gives 3.0 item drop
tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ gives 4.0 item drop
Claybender glasses gives 4.0 item drop
miner's helmet gives 5.0 item drop
duck-on-a-string gives 5.0 item drop
Toddler-sized Dragon Costume gives 5.0 item drop
bubble bauble bow gives 5.0 item drop
makeshift cape gives 5.0 item drop
Grateful Undead T-shirt gives 5.0 item drop
vampire duck-on-a-string gives 5.0 item drop
Panda outfit gives 5.0 item drop
bat hat gives 5.0 item drop
duct tape sword gives 5.0 item drop
Copper Alpha of Sincerity gives 5.0 item drop
Pink Heart of Spirit gives 5.0 item drop
roboduck-on-a-string gives 5.0 item drop
octopus's spade gives 5.0 item drop
Mer-kin takebag gives 5.0 item drop
pixel boomerang gives 5.0 item drop
fancy opera glasses gives 5.0 item drop
cyber-mattock gives 5.0 item drop
monstrous monocle gives 5.0 item drop
musty moccasins gives 5.0 item drop
molten medallion gives 5.0 item drop
ivory cue ball gives 5.0 item drop
eye of the Tiger-lily gives 5.0 item drop
observational glasses gives 5.0 item drop
Li'l Businessman Kit gives 5.0 item drop
UV monocular gives 5.0 item drop
iron dagger gives 5.0 item drop
Gauntlets of the Blood Moon gives 5.0 item drop
jam band gives 5.0 item drop
muddy pirate hat gives 5.0 item drop
zombie accordion gives 5.0 item drop
Accordion of Jordion gives 5.0 item drop
KoL Con X Treasure Map gives 5.0 item drop
tiny die-cast goose a-laying gives 5.0 item drop
chocolate rabbit's foot gives 5.0 item drop
government-issued night-vision goggles gives 5.0 item drop
sticky hand whip gives 5.0 item drop
plastic detective badge gives 5.0 item drop
Iron Beta of Industry gives 6.0 item drop
Orange Star of Sacrifice gives 6.0 item drop
lucky rabbit's foot gives 7.0 item drop
Nickel Gamma of Frugality gives 7.0 item drop
Yellow Moon of Compassion gives 7.0 item drop
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt gives 7.0 item drop
Zinc Delta of Tranquility gives 8.0 item drop
Green Clover of Justice gives 8.0 item drop
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility gives 9.0 item drop
Blue Diamond of Honesty gives 9.0 item drop
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle gives 10.0 item drop
Crimbo ukulele gives 10.0 item drop
Lead Zeta of Chastity gives 10.0 item drop
Purple Horseshoe of Honor gives 10.0 item drop
bottle-rocket crossbow gives 10.0 item drop
flamin' bindle gives 10.0 item drop
freezin' bindle gives 10.0 item drop
stinkin' bindle gives 10.0 item drop
spooky bindle gives 10.0 item drop
sleazy bindle gives 10.0 item drop
mayfly bait necklace gives 10.0 item drop
straw hat gives 10.0 item drop
PVC staff gives 10.0 item drop
spiky turtle shield gives 10.0 item drop
Coily™ gives 10.0 item drop
Bag o' Tricks gives 10.0 item drop
Ellsbury's skull gives 10.0 item drop
bindlestocking gives 10.0 item drop
Loathing Legion many-purpose hook gives 10.0 item drop
honeycap gives 10.0 item drop
pixel grappling hook gives 10.0 item drop
Staff of the Healthy Breakfast gives 10.0 item drop
Mark IV Steam-Hat gives 10.0 item drop
Mark V Steam-Hat gives 10.0 item drop
Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge gives 10.0 item drop
Sneaky Pete's basket gives 10.0 item drop
famous blue raincoat gives 10.0 item drop
Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter gives 10.0 item drop
toy Crimbot mega face gives 10.0 item drop
Spelunker's whip gives 10.0 item drop
fiberglass fingerguard gives 10.0 item drop
Source shades gives 10.0 item drop
bronze detective badge gives 10.0 item drop
tie-dyed fannypack gives 10.0 item drop
Uranium Omega of Temperance gives 11.0 item drop
Red Balloon of Valor gives 11.0 item drop
Order of the Silver Wossname gives 11.0 item drop
The Trickster's Trikitixa gives 11.0 item drop
plastic pumpkin bucket gives 13.0 item drop
ice pick gives 15.0 item drop
Radio KoL Maracas gives 15.0 item drop
flaming pink shirt gives 15.0 item drop
bounty-hunting rifle gives 15.0 item drop
Lens of Violence gives 15.0 item drop
Camp Scout backpack gives 15.0 item drop
Pantsgiving gives 15.0 item drop
Mr. Cheeng's spectacles gives 15.0 item drop
Yorick gives 15.0 item drop
nicksilver ring gives 15.0 item drop
silver detective badge gives 15.0 item drop
protonic accelerator pack gives 15.0 item drop
wad of used tape gives 15.0 item drop
plexiglass pants gives 20.0 item drop
bounty-hunting helmet gives 20.0 item drop
bounty-hunting pants gives 20.0 item drop
astral mask gives 20.0 item drop
ice bucket gives 20.0 item drop
nicksilver spurs gives 20.0 item drop
gold detective badge gives 20.0 item drop
miniature candle gives 20.0 item drop
hypnodisk gives 25.0 item drop
Mr. Accessory Jr. gives 25.0 item drop
miniature gravy-covered maypole gives 25.0 item drop
Grimacite gorget gives 25.0 item drop
scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker gives 25.0 item drop
chiptune guitar gives 25.0 item drop
frosty halo gives 25.0 item drop
training helmet gives 25.0 item drop
tunac gives 25.0 item drop
luck incense gives 25.0 item drop
ring of the Skeleton Lord gives 25.0 item drop
Grimacite go-go boots gives 30.0 item drop
Mayor Ghost's sash gives 30.0 item drop
Jekyllin hide belt gives 40.0 item drop
pumpkin spice candle gives 40.0 item drop
miracle whip gives 50.0 item drop
barrel hoop earring gives 50.0 item drop
li'l liberty costume gives 100.0 item drop
Team Avarice cap gives 100.0 item drop
li'l ninja costume gives 150.0 item drop
Returned: void