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lil dave loses his shit

Nov 17th, 2011
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  1. CTT: gimme my shades
  2. CIG: →sup dave←
  3. -- CURRENT ahiruAnatidae [CAA] makes several copies of the shades, gives tt two pairs. --
  4. CTT: no
  5. CTT: i want
  6. CTT: /my/ shades
  7. CTT: my real ones
  8. -- CURRENT bytecodeCalibrator [CBC] SN1FF --
  9. CAA: i would, but i already foorgot which one was the first.
  10. CIG: →:O←
  11. CTT: why the heck would you make copies and lose the original?!
  12. CBC: R41S3S GL4SS3S ON H34D
  13. CBC: >;O
  14. CAA: i didn't 'lose' the original, i just... forgot..
  15. -- CURRENT ahiruAnatidae [CAA] is probly still wearing them. --
  16. CTT: i want
  17. CTT: my fucking
  18. CTT: shades
  19. -- CURRENT bytecodeCalibrator [CBC] H4S TWO P41R ON3 LOOKS M4NY MOONS L1K3 4NOTH3R R4D MOTH4 FUCK4S SH4D3S --
  20. -- CURRENT ahiruAnatidae [CAA] hands tt the ones she was wearing, and puts on a different pair. --
  21. -- CURRENT teenytinyTurntech [CTT] is now visibly pissed --
  22. CBC: >;O
  23. CBC: TT YOU T4ST3 SO 4NGRY
  24. CAA: i'm rather sure those mgiht be it most possibly
  25. CIG: →calm yo tits bro←
  26. CBC: TH3 BURNY SM3LL 1S C4RRY1NG
  27. CTT: my shades are really fucking important to me an you just stole em an made copies an you dont even give a shit an cant remember which ones are the right ones
  28. -- CURRENT bytecodeCalibrator [CBC] HOPS OFF JC 4ND GLOMPS TT --
  29. CAA: i didn't steal shit. from you atleast, they were just laying over there.
  30. -- CURRENT bytecodeCalibrator [CBC] PUTS SH4D3S B4CK ON TT --
  31. -- CURRENT bytecodeCalibrator [CBC] L1CKS --
  32. CBC: TH3R3 YOU GO
  33. CIG: →hehe←
  34. -- CURRENT bytecodeCalibrator [CBC] WAND3RS OFF --
  35. -- CURRENT ahiruAnatidae [CAA] checks her own time line. --
  36. CBC: >;]
  37. CTT: thanks
  38. CTT: at least your not an idiot like aa
  39. CAA: ¬_¬
  40. CBC: 44 1S NO 1D1OT >;O
  41. CAA: i'm not the one losing something important to me
  42. CTT: who just doesnt give a shit about other peoples important fucking family posessions
  43. CTT: i didnt lose it it was stolen!!
  44. CAA: important family items they leave laying around on the floor
  45. CBC: STOL3N >;?
  46. CBC: H34V3NS NO
  47. CTT: i had them and then i was in the bathroom and people came in and then they were stolen!!
  48. CBC: TH3Y FLOPP3D OFF WH3N LG C4RR13D YOU 4ND 1 PUT TH3M ON >;]
  49. CAA: i didn't go in you're gross cry box
  50. CTT: i was in the bathroom by myself until people came in you stupid shit
  51. CAA: nor would i want to. the less i know about what humans do in those stink rooms, the better.
  52. CBC: TT YOU N33D C4LM YOUR COOL B4CK
  53. CBC: 4GR33D 44
  54. CBC: WH4T STR4NG3 SH3N4N1G4NS
  55. CIG: →dont ƒind out←
  56. CBC: OH HO
  57. CIG: →ever←
  58. CBC: BUT 4L4S
  59. CTT: its kinda hard to regain my cool when my most important posession was taken from my own skull and then just had cheap copies made of it and stupid over here doesnt give enough of a shit to remember which ones are the right fucking ones
  60. CBC: NO WORR13S THOS3 W3R3 NOT TH3 OR1G1N4L
  61. CAA: why should i remember? i found a stupid pair of glasses on the floor.
  62. CTT: they're not stupid!
  63. -- CURRENT teenytinyTurntech [CTT] shoves aa --
  64. CBC: >;O
  65. CAA: now if it was laying somewhere important, then i'd give a fuck t oremember
  66. CBC: OBJ3CT1ON!!!
  67. CIG: →hehe←
  68. CAA: ¬_¬
  69. -- CURRENT bytecodeCalibrator [CBC] P1CKS TT UP 4ND S3TS H1M 1NTO 4 BOOTH --
  70. CTT: hey!
  71. CBC: /M3 P1CKS UP 44 4ND PUTS H3R 1NTO OTH3R BOOTH
  72. CBC: W3 MUST DO TH1S TH3 PROP3R W4Y
  73. CAA: can barely even see out of these danm things. what are they suppose to do?
  74. CBC: WHO W1LL D3F3ND YOU TT >;?
  75. -- CURRENT ahiruAnatidae [CAA] tosses the sunglasses aside. --
  76. CTT: shut the fuck up aa
  77. CTT: you dont know jack shit
  78. CBC: 44 WHO W1LL B3 YOUR L4WY3R >;?
  79. CBC: ORD3R 1N MY COURT
  80. CBC: >;[
  81. CTT: your just a retarded alien with no sense of respect
  82. -- CURRENT insaneGod [CIG] dives in his bag, obviously not wanting a part in this --
  83. CBC: DO NOT 1NSULT TH3S3 CH4MB3RS OF JUST1C3
  84. CBC: >;{
  85. CAA: i have a great sense of respect. ¬_¬
  86. CTT: your actions say otherwise
  87. CTT: especially since you fucking keep insulting them!
  88. -- CURRENT ahiruAnatidae [CAA] sighs a bit. --
  89. CTT: my bro gave me these an theyre really important
  90. CBC: NOW NOW TT
  91. CAA: humans are strange.
  92. CTT: theyre the most important thing i own
  93. CBC: SH3 S1MPLY F33LS YOU 4R3 OV3RR34CT1NG TO H3R L1TTL3 SH4R4D3
  94. CEB ceased responding to memo.
  95. CTT: youd overreact to if your most important heirloom was blatantly disrespected
  96. CBC: 4ND 44, TT 1S C4UGHT UP 1N HOW 1MPORT4NT SUCH PR1C3L3SS 4W3SOM3-T4ST1C 4PP4R3L COULD B3 TR34T3D 4S 4NY L3SS
  97. CAA: i wouldn't let my heirloom get mroe then an inch from me
  98. -- CURRENT insaneGod [CIG] a small fire ball begins circling his hand but he keeps it out of sight, the last thing he wants is attention to his awesome fire --
  99. CTT: how many fucking times do i have to say i was in a vulnerable place and people were messing with me when i was supposed to be alone and they were fucking stolen off my fucking face
  100. CTT: you stupid shit
  101. CAA: if i knew the thing was important, i'd treat it that way. but when i find it laying around on the floor, the hell am i supose to know?
  102. CTT: how about
  103. CTT: oh i dunno
  104. CAA: maybe you should be saving your silly reactions till you find who tookem in the first place
  105. CTT: picking it up and saying
  106. CTT: hey who lost their radical shades
  107. CTT: an if no one answers put it somewhere safe until they come to claim it
  108. CTT: its fucking common sense and respect
  109. CAA: yeah, and i should ask who lost that card? or this grist? or that hat i found yesterday?
  110. CTT: yes
  111. CTT: you
  112. CTT: schould
  113. CTT: should*
  114. CAA: every fucknig time i find something i should ask around to make sure it's not 'important'?
  115. CBC: TH4T 1S JUST S1LLY
  116. CTT: yes!
  117. CTT: because it belongs to someone else
  118. CBC: YOU WOULD SP3ND 4LL D4Y D1SOV3R1NG
  119. CAA: that woudl be retarded
  120. CTT: you're retarded!@
  121. CBC: R4TH3R TH3R3 1S 4 SW33T LOST 4ND FOUND BOX OV3R H3R3
  122. CBC: YOU COULD S1MPLY D3POS1T LOST 1T3MS TH3R3 >;]
  123. CTT: thats what lost and found places are for
  124. CTT: lots of places have em
  125. CTT: it aint fucking hard not to be a shit
  126. CAA: maybe the overreacting human shoudl just, i dunno. not lose things.
  127. CTT: it
  128. CTT: was
  129. CTT: not
  130. CTT: my
  131. CTT: fault!!
  132. CURRENT executionerDarkleer [CED] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  133. CED: D --> ....
  134. -- CURRENT teenytinyTurntech [CTT] tackles aa and punches in the face --
  135. CBC: >;O
  136. CDT ceased responding to memo.
  137. -- CURRENT ahiruAnatidae [CAA] is punched, doesn't seem to care. ¬_¬ --
  138. CIG: →sup darkleer←
  139. CBC: SH3N4N1G4NS H4V3 R34CH3D 3V1L PROPORT1ONS
  140. CTT: you think id ask for people to steal my shit and drop it on the floor??
  141. CTT: you think id ask to lost something important to me??
  142. CBC: B3 B4CK L4T3R
  143. CBC ceased responding to memo.
  144. CAA: if it's that important, how would you not notice it being taken?
  145. CAA: i mean, the damn things even rest infront of your eyes, and i can't mean that in a more literal way.
  146. CTT: i did notice but i couldnt do shit because people kept picking me up!
  147. CTT: christ!
  148. CTT: why are you so fucking stupid??
  149. CAA: why do you let them pick you up?
  150. CTT: theyre bigger than me!!
  151. CTT: im not fucking strong!
  152. CAA: you're point?
  153. CAA: then get that strong.
  154. CAA: the levels are there for the taking, gain them.
  155. CTT: why the fuck dont you get it its not my fucking fault
  156. CAA: and why the hell are you yellnig at me like it's mine?
  157. -- CURRENT teenytinyTurntech [CTT] is only five years old give the kid a fucking break --
  158. -- CURRENT teenytinyTurntech [CTT] he cants exactly go hulk --
  159. CTT: because youre the one who wont just fucking stop being a disrespectful retard!
  160. CAA: the hell reason i have to show you respect?
  161. CTT: because im a fucking person and you show people respect if you aint a retard
  162. CTT: especially since you almost lost something of mine
  163. CAA: shit, if you wouldn't have fliped the second i told ya i didn't pay no mind to the original, i could've just checked the timeline.
  164. CURRENT ragingWarrior [CRW] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  165. CRW: WH0a wh0a, what th3 fuck 1s g01ng d0wn h3r3
  166. CTT: but your too fucking awful to just say oh my bad maybe i shouldnt have done that and be done with it
  167. CIG: →ƒight←
  168. CIG: →?←
  169. CTT: no you have to keep saying but but but bhut
  170. CIG: →no just a arguement←
  171. CIG: →yeah thats it←
  172. CRW: Ah
  173. CAA: i don't have shit to apologize for. i found something, i made a copy. and some shit kid flips out cause it's 'important'
  174. CTT: you found someone elses belonging
  175. CTT: and didnt even try
  176. CTT: to
  177. CTT: retrun it
  178. CTT: you have shit to be sorry for
  179. CTT: you fuck
  180. CAA: like shit i didn't.
  181. CTT: yes you did you fucking liar!
  182. CAA: the second you said your shade are missing, i offer you a pair.
  183. CTT: i dont want a fucking copy!
  184. CAA: when you said you need the original, i exlained i wasn't sure which is wihc
  185. CTT: you offered me a fucking copy!
  186. CAA: and you flipped the fuck out before i could check the fucking time stamps
  187. CTT: yeah because you made copies of something that wasnt
  188. CTT: yours
  189. CTT: wasnt yours!!
  190. CAA: yes, i made copies. INSTEAD OF TRYING TO KEEP THEM>
  191. CTT: and you didnt have the respect to keep the original seperate from the copies!!
  192. CAA: CAUSE THEY ARE NOT MINE. SO I MADE A COPY.
  193. CTT: SO THEN WHY DIDNT YOU KEEP THE ORIGINAL SEPERATE
  194. CTT: SEE I CAN YELL TOO
  195. CTT: YOU STUPID SACK OF SHIT
  196. CAA: i don't need to keep them seperate, cause they have fucknig TIMESTAMPS! so the ome without a TIMESTAMP, isn't a copy
  197. CAA: dumb shit
  198. CTT: as if i fucking know what the fuck TIMESTAMPS are!!
  199. CAA: you would if ya gave me five seconds to tell you.
  200. CTT: i dont know your bullshit lingo!
  201. CAA: but you flipped the fuck out asap
  202. CRW: H3y, 1'm supp0s3d t0 b3 th3 0n3 wh0 rag3s at 3v3ryth1ng
  203. CTT: again you never even tried to say oh my bad hold on let me fix this
  204. CIG: →hehe←
  205. CAA: or maybe you just weren't paying attention
  206. -- CURRENT ragingWarrior [CRW] patpats IG --
  207. CTT: you just kept saying it was my fault when it fucking wasnt because im tiny and people shove me around an take my shit
  208. CURRENT centauriTechnical [CCT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  209. CCT: D -->...
  210. CTT: im five years old an i aint going to get strong enough to fight back any time soon
  211. CRW: 0h h3y CT
  212. CAA: w/e.. this bitch fest is making my think pan hurt ¬_¬
  213. CRW: 1 w0uld stay 0ut 0f th1s, th3y'r3 b0th thr0w1ng f1ts
  214. CCT: D --> ((sorry I was messing with my colors)p
  215. CTT: i was trying to be alone in the bathroom cuz i was upset and just needed to let off some emotions when people came in and messed with me and my shades went missing and you couldnt even respect someones belonging you found
  216. CCT: D -->*)
  217. CCT: D -->What is going on
  218. CIG: →a arguement←
  219. CAA: cause i'm such an evil person, making copies of things i find.
  220. CCT: D -->....
  221. CRW: S0m30n3 t00k h1s glass3s, and mad3 c0p13s
  222. CTT: its not that you just made copies you made copies and couldnt remember which one was the original and never once fucking sapologized
  223. CTT: you shouldve fucking apologized
  224. CCT: D -->....
  225. CTT: didnt your alien parent thing ever teach you hoiw
  226. CIG: →lusus←
  227. CRW: Th1s 1s alm0st as c00l as th3 Gamz33 and S0llux f1ght y3st3rday
  228. CTT: yeah that
  229.  
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