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  1. Never tell your password to anyone.
  2. Sunday, June 29, 2014
  3. 6:54 PM - Smas: original gangsta Smassy-G up in here
  4. 6:54 PM - Sarah Salem: im kind of sad thats going to be in a log now
  5. 6:54 PM - Smas: hehehe
  6. 6:55 PM - Ramona Boone: You've ruined it
  7. 6:55 PM - Sarah Salem: its a deep hollow feeling in my chest, like the death of my favorite celebrity was just announced
  8. 6:55 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: until I highlight it and tap backspace
  9. 6:55 PM - Smas: damn
  10. 6:56 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge has changed their name to Not Drunk Enough for a Contract.
  11. 6:59 PM - Ramona Boone: Where is Frigs and Nico, I mean, Nico is expected, but Frigs usually tries
  12. 7:00 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: eh
  13. 7:00 PM - Sarah Salem: yeah realtalk
  14. 7:00 PM - Sarah Salem: both of them are always late, like literally every game
  15. 7:01 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: so Sarah and Ramona were at Ramona's house, having finished a new arm that really shouldn't work at all I mean you just built it its not like "magic" is a good enough excuse to have it function when on a strap
  16. 7:01 PM - Ayano: (An hour late's a bit much though)
  17. 7:01 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: and Ayano was home like a nerd
  18. 7:01 PM - Ramona Boone: Shh the arm is powered by lesbians
  19. 7:02 PM - Ayano: (Aight, moving myself to a private chat, cuz yeah)
  20. 7:02 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: for the sake of some semblance of sanity I'll push the nerd onto the same time as the fags so everyone is one big happy bullshit
  21. 7:02 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: sunday night, have things to do, or should we go to monday?
  22. 7:02 PM - Ayano: (lets skip to monday)
  23. 7:02 PM - Sarah Salem: (yep, monday sounds cool, i have no minds to invade)
  24. 7:02 PM - Ramona Boone: Why not, we havent been to school in a while :V
  25. 7:03 PM - Sarah Salem: ((or at least i dont feel like invading them :3))
  26. 7:03 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Sarah staying at Ramona's for the night?
  27. 7:03 PM - Sarah Salem: ((works for me)
  28. 7:03 PM - Ayano: (for all these make outs and lesbians and shit, do you guys even have a relationship established?)
  29. 7:03 PM - Sarah Salem: ((yes))
  30. 7:03 PM - Ramona Boone: (Ye)
  31. 7:04 PM - Ayano: (aight, just checkin; current level on it around 1/2?)
  32. 7:04 PM - Sarah Salem: ((just 1 atm, we failed to establish it the first time))
  33. 7:05 PM - Ayano: (aight :u)
  34. 7:07 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Monday morning, and what a lovely morning it is. The birds are tweeting in the trees of your yard, sunlight streaming through the window and with the accuracy of an aimbotting Counter Strike hacker, hits you right in the eyes. You are currently curled up with your lesbian friend in the same bed
  35. 7:07 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: How cute
  36. 7:08 PM - Ramona Boone: I mumble something about the dunkass sun and get up, poking Sarah awake
  37. 7:08 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Your blurred mind tells you that it's Monday, and that there's a thing called school you need to attend. Well, one of you at least
  38. 7:08 PM - Sarah Salem: I stretch as I awaken, sitting up and looking at Ramona.
  39. 7:09 PM - Sarah Salem: "Is it Monday?"
  40. 7:10 PM - Ramona Boone: "Well, yesterday was Sunday, unless you time snuggled me or something, it's Monday." I shrug, grabbing a jacket and actually getting ready to go to school for once!
  41. 7:11 PM - Sarah Salem: "I don't think I did." I swing out of bed and run a hand through my hair. "How's your arm?"
  42. 7:14 PM - Ramona Boone: "Still made of metal, still badass" I flex, just to make sure it's still working
  43. 7:15 PM - Sarah Salem: "I'm glad you like it. No movement troubles, right?"
  44. 7:15 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: The gears give a slight whirr and clicking as you articulate it
  45. 7:15 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Perfectly functional, if not a little louder than the original
  46. 7:16 PM - Ramona Boone: "None, zip, nada, it's perfect teddie, though, it does need combat testing"
  47. 7:16 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: You head past the living room while chatting, and happen to find that the TV is on and playing the news.
  48. 7:17 PM - Sarah Salem: "That can be done later. Or never, you don't /need/ to fight."
  49. 7:18 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "...onto other news, Ichihara Highschool student Risako Hatoyama, captain of the chess club, has recently gone missing. This in addition to the other disappearences and recent murders, authorities warn students to take extra precautions when traveling, and to never travel alone when possible. Any information regarding Hatoyama's location should be directed to the police immediately. Now, the weather."
  50. 7:19 PM - Ramona Boone: "I don't need to, but it's certainly a big part of being a magical girl Sarah, kinda have to fight!" I look at the news and shrug "That looks like a convient chance to test it out, lets go beat up a kidnapper!"
  51. 7:21 PM - Sarah Salem: I sigh. "Ramona, we don't even know who that girl is. How do you expect to find the culprit?"
  52. 7:21 PM - Sarah Salem: "Assuming she actually was kidnapped, and there is not some other reason she's missing."
  53. 7:22 PM - Ramona Boone: "Well, we're the good guys, aren't we? We gotta save her, she's a fellow student... You'd go looking for me if I went missing! It's just the right thing to do"
  54. 7:23 PM - Sarah Salem: "Maybe, but we still don't know where to look."
  55. 7:23 PM - Ramona Boone: "Well, she's a student? School seems like a logical place to start, huh?"
  56. 7:25 PM - Sarah Salem: "I suppose we can ask around. Do you think she was one of Enomatia's contracts?"
  57. 7:26 PM - Ramona Boone: "We don't even know if she was a magical girl, but might as well ask"
  58. 7:27 PM - Sarah Salem: "It just reminded me of the other girl who went missing, the one I got the memory orb of."
  59. 7:28 PM - Sarah Salem: I adjust my uniform. "Shall we go, then?"
  60. 7:28 PM - Ramona Boone: "Hmm... Yeah yeah" I say, wearing one of Daddy's old flight jackets and a pair of jeans "Hop on and we'll get there the fast way"
  61. 7:29 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: You look at the time. Oh no! You're late, and you haven't even eaten yet!
  62. 7:29 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: You zip through the kitchen, and just on time, as...
  63. 7:29 PM - Sarah Salem: "Fast way? Would that not be running, in my case?" I hop on her back anyway.
  64. 7:29 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: the toaster pops, ejecting out two pieces of toast somehow already buttered
  65. 7:29 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Roll finesse to catch ye toast!
  66. 7:30 PM - Ramona Boone: Sarah cant eat normal food :V
  67. 7:30 PM - Sarah Salem: ^
  68. 7:30 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: so?
  69. 7:30 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Ramona can
  70. 7:30 PM - Ramona Boone: SO I WILL GO FOR THE 360 NO SCOPE DOUBLE TOAST
  71. 7:30 PM - Sarah Salem: ((fatty))
  72. 7:30 PM - Ramona Boone: ((0n0))
  73. 7:31 PM - Ramona Boone: ((Do you know how many calories it would take to fly around, let alone carrying someone else :V))
  74. 7:31 PM - Sarah Salem: ((a lot))
  75. 7:31 PM - Sarah Salem: ((still fat though))
  76. 7:31 PM - Ramona Boone: 17 to double toast
  77. 7:32 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: You do a wicked rad 360 no scope double toast sweet catch
  78. 7:34 PM - Sarah Salem: "Was that necessary?"
  79. 7:35 PM - Ramona Boone: "No but it was hella rad" I manage to squeak out as I demolish ye toast, grabbing Sarah and running out the door, taking flight
  80. 7:36 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: You fly out, heading down to Tier 3, because you go to a poor people school for some reason
  81. 7:37 PM - Ramona Boone: Ramona is not a fan of snotty rich people, that's why :3
  82. 7:37 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: there you go
  83. 7:39 PM - Ramona Boone: Anyways, I take the fast way, landing on the roof and taking the stairs down into the building
  84. 7:40 PM - Sarah Salem: I let her carry me in, it's convenient and probably pretty comfy.
  85. 7:41 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: You land on the roof and head down the stairs
  86. 7:41 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: uh...
  87. 7:41 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: what class is ramona even in
  88. 7:41 PM - Ramona Boone: Who cares, Abnormal is normal means I would blend in anywhere
  89. 7:41 PM - Ramona Boone: I'm only coming to school to hang out with Sarah anyways :3
  90. 7:41 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: not really /everywhere/
  91. 7:42 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: the power explicitly states that
  92. 7:42 PM - Sarah Salem: how nice~
  93. 7:42 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: but I guess school is normal enough for it to seem normal
  94. 7:42 PM - Ramona Boone: I grab a seat next to Sarah in whatever class she's in
  95. 7:43 PM - Sarah Salem: "Are you even in this class?"
  96. 7:43 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Ramona plops down in Eve's chair.
  97. 7:44 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: You look at the students funneling in, see Eve look in absolute dispair at Ramona in her seat, then see her walk out of the classroom quietly
  98. 7:44 PM - Ramona Boone: "Don't know, don't care teddie"
  99. 7:44 PM - Sarah Salem: ((chairblock'd a nerd))
  100. 7:45 PM - Sarah Salem: I shrug. "Hopefully noone minds."
  101. 7:45 PM - Ramona Boone: "I mean, I get away with having these" I flap my wings a bit "No one ever seems to question my casual bullshit, it's fantastic"
  102. 7:46 PM - Sarah Salem: I raise an eyebrow. "That's going to get you into trouble one day, you know."
  103. 7:47 PM - Ramona Boone: "Shhhh" I relax back into the seat, acting like I belong "Doesn't matter, get to chill with teddie all day"
  104. 7:48 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Fatty and Shouty walk in on their own two legs, now unbroken, along with Lanky and Lispy. Eri takes her seat, moping, angsting and whining about something or another
  105. 7:49 PM - Ramona Boone: I lean over and whisper to Sarah "Man this is a class fulla nerds"
  106. 7:50 PM - Sarah Salem: I whisper back. "You learn to deal with it after a while."
  107. 7:50 PM - Eri: "And that's why we gotta check that out...! Something fishy's going on, I can almost smell it!"
  108. 7:51 PM - Ramona Boone: I hear them, and whisper to Sarah again "Hey, you know them, right? See what they're talking about"
  109. 7:52 PM - Sarah Salem: "Okay. Do you think it's about the disappearances?"
  110. 7:52 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: The nerds nod, taking notes of Eri's angsty ramblings
  111. 7:54 PM - Eri: "I mean, people don't just dissapear like that, just, let me try and search around, just this once...!"
  112. 7:54 PM - Ramona Boone: I nod, point towards them "I vote we steal their notes, that'll get us on the right track"
  113. 7:55 PM - Sarah Salem: "We could just copy them, you know. We don't have to take everything."
  114. 7:57 PM - Ramona Boone: "Copying is hard, do you really think those nerds can save the day teddie? This is all on us"
  115. 7:58 PM - Sarah Salem: I roll my eyes. "If you say so. I'll go talk to them, give me a moment."
  116. 7:58 PM - Sarah Salem: I then walk over to the nerds and the edgy nerd. "Hello, Eri, PASS."
  117. 7:58 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: G: "Can you really dithregard people dithappearing for no reathon, Eri, when you know whatth out there?" She leans in to whisper, "you /are/ magical."
  118. 7:59 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: They greet you in their varying nerdly ways
  119. 8:02 PM - Eri: Eri nods to Sarah, before continuing, "That's exactly what I'm saying! All sorts of weird things have been happening, and they don't stop getting weirder!"
  120. 8:02 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: L: "I suppose having an extra pair of eyes to help look for clues would be good. I mean, just look at the CIA. They have eyes /everywhere/. And they know like, all the things."
  121. 8:02 PM - Ramona Boone: I sit and listen, kinda, before getting bored and starting to doodle butts
  122. 8:03 PM - Sarah Salem: ((fucking incredible))
  123. 8:03 PM - Sarah Salem: "Are you discussing the recent disappearances?"
  124. 8:03 PM - Eri: "Yeah, exactly...! Other weird stuff's been happening too, but I'll have to tell you later about it."
  125. 8:04 PM - Sarah Salem: "So have any of you actually discovered anything about these?"
  126. 8:05 PM - Eri: "It's so weird though.... I don't remember anyone shoving toast in the toaster when me and Tami were getting ready...." Eri thinks aloud, before answering Sarah's question; "...Not yet. Been kinda busy this weekend..."
  127. 8:09 PM - Eri: "So uh, when'd Eve change her hair color, and grow wings? Kinda cute, but I had first dibs on the wing thing."
  128. 8:10 PM - Sarah Salem: "Oh, that's Ramona. I do not know where Eve is."
  129. 8:10 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: I have made art
  130. 8:10 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: look
  131. 8:10 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: it's Ramona after she finished doodling in her notebook
  132. 8:10 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: http://i.imgur.com/0sUXDxH.png
  133. 8:11 PM - Ramona Boone: Brb, losing my shit
  134. 8:11 PM - Sarah Salem: i cant
  135. 8:11 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: I make the best comics
  136. 8:12 PM - Ramona Boone: I look up, at the compliment "Huh, she called me cute, hey weird girl, you're off my nerd list!"
  137. 8:12 PM - Eri: "Oh.... oh yeah! You totally flew in here and broke that window while I was talking to these guys last time!"
  138. 8:13 PM - Ramona Boone: "Shhh, that doesn't matter"
  139. 8:14 PM - Sarah Salem: "One day we're going to run out of windows to break."
  140. 8:15 PM - Eri: "And what a terrible day /that/ would be." Eri states sarcastically.
  141. 8:15 PM - Sarah Salem: "I'm glad you understand the severity of the situation."
  142. 8:16 PM - Ramona Boone: "Hey, teddie, permission to flirt with this nerd? She seems pretty alright"
  143. 8:16 PM - Eri: "Can't you guys like, try to act normal sometimes? Wait what."
  144. 8:16 PM - Sarah Salem: "Denied. Overwhelmingly denied, even."
  145. 8:18 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: The nerds are slightly put off by your overwhelming promiscuity
  146. 8:18 PM - Ramona Boone: "Like that's stopped me before"
  147. 8:19 PM - Sarah Salem: "I had to /try/ to dissuade you, at least."
  148. 8:20 PM - Ramona Boone: With that out of the way, I scoot my way besides Eri "Well then, you're the most okay nerd I've ever met"
  149. 8:21 PM - Eri: "I'm... not getting involved." Eri looks straight ahead.
  150. 8:22 PM - Sarah Salem: I rub my eyes and sigh.
  151. 8:22 PM - Sarah Salem: "Don't even think about using the mistletoe, I know you have it with you."
  152. 8:22 PM - Ramona Boone: "Oh, thanks for the reminder!"
  153. 8:22 PM - Ramona Boone: WITH THAT, I BREAK YE MISTLETOE OUT
  154. 8:22 PM - Sarah Salem: I stop time and yoink it out of her hand.
  155. 8:23 PM - Sarah Salem: And then put it back in one of her other pockets.
  156. 8:24 PM - Ramona Boone: "Aw man, I am never gonna get my money's worth from that thing"
  157. 8:25 PM - Sarah Salem: "I hope not."
  158. 8:25 PM - Ramona Boone: "You are no fun sometimes teddie"
  159. 8:25 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: S: "MAGIC SEEMS TO HAVE QUITE A POWERFUL NEGATIVE EFFECT ON THE MINDS OF THOSE WHOM CONTROL IT." Shouts Shouty, subtle as ever
  160. 8:25 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: F: "Shhhhshshshshhhh," Fatty holds a hand over Shouty's mouth
  161. 8:26 PM - Ramona Boone: "Are you implying magic transmits the gay?"
  162. 8:26 PM - Ramona Boone: "Actually, that'd make a lot of sense"
  163. 8:26 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Nobody looks your way, having become used to the nerds' complete and utter bullshit
  164. 8:27 PM - Sarah Salem: " 'The gay'?"
  165. 8:27 PM - Eri: "/Not/ getting involved."
  166. 8:27 PM - Ayano: E: "Tami deliver me from this evil...."
  167. 8:27 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Tami is, sadly, several seats away, chatting with Suzu and Ko
  168. 8:28 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: she hears not your plea
  169. 8:28 PM - Ramona Boone: "Yknow, the gay, the horrible diseases that makes girls date girls, it's quite rampant within this school or something"
  170. 8:28 PM - Ramona Boone: "I have it, sadly, my case is terminal"
  171. 8:29 PM - Sarah Salem: "Is that a disease? Are we dying?"
  172. 8:30 PM - Ramona Boone: I turn and nod to Sarah, putting on a grim look "The only way to extend your lifespan is to kiss other girls, I, I might have given it to you, you should see a doctor"
  173. 8:30 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: F: "Come to think of it... Eve is dating Ally, Eri is with Tami, you seem to be interested in the same sex as well," he nods at Ramona
  174. 8:30 PM - Ramona Boone: "Damn right"
  175. 8:30 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "And the catgirl... er, what was her name again? I haven't seen her in a while."
  176. 8:31 PM - Ramona Boone: "...Is that what killed her?"
  177. 8:31 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: L: "Evidence inconclusive."
  178. 8:32 PM - Ramona Boone: "See Sarah, this is a real thing, I bought that mistletoe for a reason you know"
  179. 8:32 PM - Ramona Boone: "And now you stole it"
  180. 8:32 PM - Sarah Salem: "Oh no. Can we go to a doctor after school?" I say, a little scared of this terrifying new illness.
  181. 8:32 PM - Ramona Boone: "When I die, I am going to be so mad"
  182. 8:33 PM - Sarah Salem: "Does it have to be multiple girls? How long do you have? How long do /I/ have?"
  183. 8:34 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: F: "Oh, I just remembered, I need to tell Ayano something..." Fatty pulls out his phone and proceeds to text away
  184. 8:34 PM - Ramona Boone: "I mean, it certainly doesn't hurt, and I don't know it's hard to tell exactly"
  185. 8:34 PM - Eri: "What is my life..."
  186. 8:34 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: The teacher enters the calssroom shortly afterwards, banging a ruler on the desk to call silence to the class
  187. 8:35 PM - Ramona Boone: I go back to Eve's, I mean, my, seat
  188. 8:35 PM - Sarah Salem: I sit down right next to her, in my anime protag seat.
  189. 8:38 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: The teacher begins to teach things, things about history and things
  190. 8:38 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: I'm not smas I'm not gonna go on for 5 paragraphs
  191. 8:39 PM - Ayano: Laaame
  192. 8:39 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: deal w/ it nerd
  193. 8:39 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: you're playing TWO nerds right now
  194. 8:40 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: and you ARE a nerd
  195. 8:40 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: that is a triple dosage of nerd
  196. 8:40 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: from one person
  197. 8:40 PM - Ayano: I r not a nerd, I r dudebro, me and caleb have come to that conclusion
  198. 8:40 PM - Sarah Salem: nerd
  199. 8:40 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: ^
  200. 8:40 PM - Ramona Boone: Ayano is certainly a nerd
  201. 8:40 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: ^
  202. 8:40 PM - Ramona Boone: Ramona's crushing on Eri, so she's best nerd, but still nerd
  203. 8:41 PM - Sarah Salem: ramona crushes on everyone
  204. 8:41 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Ramona crushes on things with vaginas
  205. 8:41 PM - Ramona Boone: Yep
  206. 8:42 PM - Ramona Boone: Because it's fun :3
  207. 8:42 PM - Sarah Salem: :v
  208. 8:43 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: right then so anyway
  209. 8:46 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "...and that's why you should always look both ways before crossing the street, and furthermore - uh, heh, whoops, sort of went off on a tangent there." The bell rings, freeing you from this torment. As students rise from their seats and file out, the teacher calls, "don't forget the homework for tomorrow! And remember, there's a test next week, so be sure to study!"
  210. 8:48 PM - Ramona Boone: I scoot over to Sarah "So, on reflection, I'm pretty sure you have the gay"
  211. 8:48 PM - Sarah Salem: "Am I going to die?"
  212. 8:49 PM - Ramona Boone: "As long as you start kissing more girls, nah, probably not"
  213. 8:49 PM - Eri: "I'm /so/ done."
  214. 8:50 PM - Sarah Salem: "More girls? As in plural?"
  215. 8:51 PM - Ramona Boone: "Why do you think I do it? It's a medical condition Teddie"
  216. 8:51 PM - Ramona Boone: "Do you /want/ me to die?"
  217. 8:52 PM - Sarah Salem: "No, of course not. But fine, if it really will keep you alive..."
  218. 8:52 PM - Sarah Salem: I grudgingly hand her back the mistletoe.
  219. 8:53 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Ramona suddenly feels a pair of breasts on her head as a certain overly-active brown-haired girl leans over her back and stares face-to-face at her upside down. Eve may not be here, but Ally still is!
  220. 8:53 PM - Ramona Boone: "Hello there boobs"
  221. 8:53 PM - Ramona Boone: "I missed you"
  222. 8:53 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "That's a funny-sounding condition. Does Eevee have it too?"
  223. 8:53 PM - Eri: "I'm so getting Sat... catgirl vibes off her, I think I'ma just, go, or something. Before it's too la... oh god it's happening."
  224. 8:54 PM - Ramona Boone: I shrug "I don't know, haven't spent too much time around her, can't tell"
  225. 8:54 PM - Sarah Salem: My arm twitches at Eri's words.
  226. 8:54 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: A: "You mean Satoya?"
  227. 8:55 PM - Sarah Salem: I attempt to hold back my arm from mangling Ally's face.
  228. 8:56 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: You manage to hold yourself back as Ally sniffles, then sneezes. "I wonder if I got a cold from Eevee. She's never not sick."
  229. 8:57 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Ally removed herself from Ramona's face prior to this, I should mention
  230. 8:57 PM - Sarah Salem: "Is that one of the symptoms of the gay?"
  231. 8:59 PM - Ramona Boone: "I don't know, it's very hard to pick up on"
  232. 8:59 PM - Ramona Boone: "You can live your entire life, and they gay wont be diagnosed until suddenly, you die from not kissing chicks"
  233. 8:59 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Ally gasps. "Do /I/ have the gay?"
  234. 8:59 PM - Sarah Salem: "Do we all have the gay?"
  235. 8:59 PM - Sarah Salem: "Eri! Do you know if you have the gay?"
  236. 9:01 PM - Eri: "I... wha? I... this conversation is dumb!"
  237. 9:01 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Ally leaps at Eri, grabs her by the shoulders, and shakes her frantically
  238. 9:02 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "Tell it to me straight doc! Do I have the gay? How long to I have left? What about Eevee?!"
  239. 9:02 PM - Ramona Boone: "Well, have you kissed anyone in this group?"
  240. 9:02 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: A: "Um, does Eevee count? Cause I kiss her sometimes."
  241. 9:02 PM - Eri: "Someone, anyone, save me from this madness...!"
  242. 9:03 PM - Ramona Boone: "Well, then you have the gay"
  243. 9:03 PM - Sarah Salem: "I think we should see doctors about this."
  244. 9:03 PM - Ramona Boone: "There's nothing they can do, trust me."
  245. 9:03 PM - Ramona Boone: "All that you'll get is a medical bill, and a repeat of everything I've said"
  246. 9:04 PM - Sarah Salem: "Are you sure?"
  247. 9:04 PM - Ramona Boone: "Yep, that's when I was diagnosed"
  248. 9:04 PM - Sarah Salem: "I see. What should we do now, then?"
  249. 9:04 PM - Ramona Boone: "Really, this thing" I pull out the mistletoe, not directing it at anyone "is a lifesaver"
  250.  
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  253. ~~PRIVATE CHAT, Ayano - Morning~~
  254.  
  255. 7:07 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Monday morning, and what a lovely morning it is. The birds are tweeting in the trees of your yard, sunlight streaming through the window and with the accuracy of an aimbotting Counter Strike hacker, hits you right in the eyes
  256. 7:08 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Your blurred mind tells you that it's Monday, and that there's a thing called school you need to attend.
  257. 4:07 PM - Ayano: Get up, check 2chan for anything important popping up in the world.
  258. 4:07 PM - Ayano: Because 2chan is obviously the most reliable source of news.
  259. 7:10 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: News regarding local events is exploding, it seems, even across the world. Or rather, the internet.
  260. 7:11 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Several headlines that catch your eye are "Monsters and magic: are they real?" "origin of explosions that happened several weeks ago in Takimoto still undecided" "arson attacks rise dramatically in Japanese city"
  261. 4:12 PM - Ayano: "I never expected /x/ to be right about anything..." Ayano stretches, yawns loudly, and scratches her back, before getting ready to school.
  262. 4:15 PM - Ayano: "Oh yeah....! Gotta show off my Youmamon to the guys...!"
  263. 4:16 PM - Ayano: Ayano looks around for Florana.
  264. 7:19 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: You find he/she/it/plant sitting on your desk, in a small clay pot you thoughtfully provided
  265. 7:19 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: It currently has its flowery face wrapped in its two arm-like leaves and seems to be snoring
  266. 4:19 PM - Ayano: "Zomg.... it's so cute...! I can almost see the snooze bubble!" Ayano unwraps another of her twinkies and waves it in front of Florana's face.
  267. 7:21 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: The delectable scent of creame-filled golden spongecake awakens the slumbering magical flora
  268. 7:22 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: It looks groggily around, sniffs the twinkie, before taking a bite
  269. 4:21 PM - Ayano: "Heya lil youma-mon; you're coming with me to school today!"
  270. 7:22 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: It shrugs its leafy arms as if to say "works for me"
  271. 4:22 PM - Ayano: "Oh man, it's gonna be great, I can have you on my desk and we can learn stuff and be friends and you won't have to be lonely!"
  272. 4:23 PM - Ayano: "Now, you just need to be in the bag for a bit until we get there ok?"
  273. 4:24 PM - Ayano: Ayano takes Florana and places he/she/it/plant inside the bag, safely guarded by goldensponge packing peanuts.
  274. 7:25 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: deliciously safe
  275. 4:25 PM - Ayano: Ayano mutters to herself, before zipping the bag shut and heading out the door; "Oh man... I /really/ need to buy more sponge cake...."
  276. 4:26 PM - Ayano: (13 sponge cakes are not enough)
  277. 7:27 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: terrible
  278. 7:27 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: you're almost halfway empty
  279. 7:27 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: sell the seed, buy $4000 of twinkies
  280. 4:26 PM - Ayano: pre-much :v
  281.  
  282. T/L NOTE: $4000 worth of twinkies can, on rough estimate, purchase a little over 5000 twinkies
  283.  
  284. 7:35 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: well I guess you don't have any more talking to yourself to do, so you pack away Florana and run out, nabbing some toast with your greasy, unwashed nerd hands
  285. 7:35 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: not that anyone needs toast
  286. 7:35 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: but
  287. 7:35 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: with two slices of toast
  288. 7:35 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: you can create
  289. 7:35 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: a
  290. 7:35 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: TWINKIE
  291. 7:35 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: SANDWICH
  292. 7:35 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: AND THEN TOP IT WITH TWINKIES
  293. 4:34 PM - Ayano: Ayano suppresses the thoughts; she musn't give into such temptations.
  294. 4:35 PM - Ayano: And Ayano does what most average students do to get to school; ride the bus.
  295. 7:41 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: You depart the bus, run into the courtyard of school, and see the winged succubi carrying the other one fly overhead and land on the roof
  296. 4:40 PM - Ayano: "Oh. My. God."
  297. 4:40 PM - Ayano: "They're invading."
  298. 4:40 PM - Ayano: Ayano quickly pulls out her cellphone and attempts to take a picture of the succubi.
  299. 7:42 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: finesse!
  300. 4:41 PM - Ayano: 14 :v
  301. 7:43 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: You snap a pretty good picture of flying succubi
  302. 4:42 PM - Ayano: "Now I've got evidence...!"
  303. 4:42 PM - Ayano: "HA!"
  304. 4:43 PM - Ayano: Ayano fist pumps in victory.
  305. 7:44 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: People look at you in confusion
  306. 4:45 PM - Ayano: "Shh, I'm gathering evidence!"
  307. 4:45 PM - Ayano: "To stop the invasion!"
  308. 4:45 PM - Ayano: "See, look!" Ayano holds out her phone for random passerby to see.
  309. 7:47 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: They glance as they walk by but otherwise completely disregard it on the rush to class
  310. 4:46 PM - Ayano: "Zomg I'm gonna be late...!"
  311. 4:46 PM - Ayano: Ayano quickly stuffs her cellphone in her pocket, and heads to class.
  312. 7:49 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: You head into class which is unfortunately not the same class as everyone else because nooo that'd be easy for me
  313. 7:50 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: You notice that one of your fellow classmates, Risako Hatoyama, captain of the chess club, is currently missing
  314. 4:51 PM - Ayano: "Ah man... who am I going play against during lunch now? Laaame."
  315. 7:54 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: People take their seats, and one of the problem students of the class, Butch, the least anime name you've ever heard, takes your seat and kicks his legs up on your desk, as he chats amicably before class begins with a pretty little lady next to him
  316. 4:55 PM - Ayano: "B-b-butch, I.... T-that's my seat..."
  317. 7:57 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: He puts a hand up to stop the pretty little lady's response to his jockular comment, saying, "Hold that thought for a sec." He looks at you, "yeah, and? Can't you see I'm talkin' here?"
  318. 4:58 PM - Ayano: Ayano steals a quick glance to the pretty little lady, before saying, "B-but... class is about to start..."
  319. 8:00 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "so go find another seat, yeah? Take chess girl's chair, she's just as nerdy as you, won't be all that different."
  320. 4:59 PM - Ayano: "B-b-but... f-fine..." Ayano defeatedly takes the chess girl's seat, hoping chess girl doesn't come in looking for it.
  321. 8:03 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: You take a seat and unpack your things, but something catches your eye
  322. 8:04 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Inside the desk is a small, spiral notepad. It's ragged and dog-eared. Looks well-used.
  323. 5:05 PM - Ayano: Ayano quickly looks around, before realizing... "Zomg, this must be... her chess secrets...."
  324. 5:06 PM - Ayano: She slowly opens the front cover, hoping to learn the secrets of the 8x8 playing grid universe.
  325. 8:12 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: You flip open the pad and begin perusing its contents for any chessly secrets
  326. 8:12 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: What you find... is not chess related, at all
  327. 8:15 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: It has names and descriptions of people, some of which you recognize, in the first few pages. One you spot is Sarah Salem, scribbled under her info is a circled and underlined "definitely magical. talk with when possible"
  328. 8:15 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: In later pages, you find descriptions of monsters that sound youma-like, how they acted, and what powers they had
  329. 5:14 PM - Ayano: "Woah..."
  330. 5:14 PM - Ayano: Ayano continues to read.
  331. 8:20 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: You read onwards. It seems as though Risako was most definitely a magical girl. She was studying youma and their patterns, though reached little conclusive evidence. The final entry is about a massive, spider-like beast, with a human face on its body, and the limbs ending in hands and feet which was scurrying around Tier 4. It seems as though she went out to hunt this youma
  332. 8:23 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Nothing else in the notepad immediately seems eye-catching, though all this combat data could prove valuable to R&D efforts on magitech that your nerd minion friends have been going on about
  333. 5:24 PM - Ayano: "Oh man... I best keep this..."
  334. 5:24 PM - Ayano: >NOTEBOOK GET!"
  335. 5:29 PM - Ayano: Ayano quickly stuffs the notebook in her bag.
  336. 8:31 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: You do so, and just in time, as the teacher walks in, and the lesson begins
  337. 8:31 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Risako does not show up
  338. 8:35 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: You get a text from Fatty, saying, "Eve Ishi, I believe you know her, has a USB that seems to have some sort of encryption on it. [Lanky] and myself could not crack it, so when you see her, ask her about it."
  339. 5:35 PM - Ayano: Ayano quickly texts back with her 1337 typing skills, "w0w, l3t me get a cr4ck at it! 1'll bug her about it lat3r!"
  340. 5:43 PM - Ayano: "0h yeah! 1 f0und th1s awes0me n0teb00k, 1t's f1lled w1th s0 much 1nf0! R1sak0 had 1t!"
  341. 5:43 PM - Ayano: "1'm g01ng t0 br1ng 1t after class! AND Y0U BETTER HAVE MY MEM0 READY!"
  342. 8:46 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "Risako, the chess captain? And we still needed to make a memo after we told you everything?!"
  343. 5:46 PM - Ayano: "YES! T0 B0TH TH1NGS!"
  344. 8:47 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "...can I bring it tomorrow?"
  345. 5:49 PM - Ayano: "Y0U'RE CHARACTER GETS -1000 XP F0R FA1L1NG T0 PERF0RM Y0UR DUTYS, BUT S1NCE 1'M FEEL1NG MERC1FUL 1T'S 0NLY UNT1L NEXT M0NTH!"
  346. 5:49 PM - Ayano: (nerdes get together to play pnps now, yup, totally canon)
  347. 8:51 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "But that's like three sessions of XP!!"
  348. 5:53 PM - Ayano: "Y0U HAD L1ke, 3 DAYS T0 D0 1T! 1000 xp per day!"
  349. 5:53 PM - Ayano: "YUP! N0W 1T'S 3000 f0r y0ur pun1shment!"
  350. 5:54 PM - Ayano: "Nah, 1'm just play1n, just f1n1sh 1t!"
  351. 8:56 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "Consider it done!"
  352. 8:57 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Class ends shortly after, and the teacher dismisses the class
  353. 5:57 PM - Ayano: Ayano quickly shoves her notes and stuff into her bag, careful to avoid rustling a poor sleepy plant. She then removes the plant, and places it on the desk.
  354. 5:57 PM - Ayano: "Heya little guy, hope you didn't mind it in there..! Zomg your petals are soo cute omg"
  355. 5:58 PM - Ayano: Ayano starts tickling the plant thing with her index finger.
  356. 9:00 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: The plant seems to giggle as it pushes against your finger with its leaves
  357. 6:02 PM - Ayano: "Man, that monster thing sounds /sooooo/ scary!"
  358. 9:04 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Fatty texts you. "Please save us. There's a girl with wings named Ramona, I don't know if you know her, but she's convincing everyone that 'the gay' is a disease that magical girls get."
  359. 6:03 PM - Ayano: "0N MY WAY!"
  360. 9:05 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: so, pack your shit and head out?
  361. 6:04 PM - Ayano: Yup, to barge into the next room to make an entrance :v
  362.  
  363. ~~END PRIVATE CHAT, Ayano - Morning~~
  364.  
  365.  
  366.  
  367. 9:06 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Suddenly, the classroom door slides open with a loud bang, and in walks Ayano! Holding a potted plant like a grenade
  368. 9:07 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: The plant seems to move on its own. Lucky for you, nobody else is in the room at this time, apart from the nerds, Ally, Eri, Ramona and Sarah
  369. 9:07 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: the NPC Trio filed out with the other unnamed students
  370. 9:07 PM - Ayano: "SUCCUBUS! TAKE THIS; HYPER MAGIC PLANTARANG!"
  371. 9:08 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: The plant looks at you, then at the group, then at you again and frantically waves its leafy arms in an attempt to dissuade you from throwing it
  372. 9:08 PM - Ayano: Ayano whispers to the plant, "Ok, get ready to do the thing that I taught you!"
  373. 9:08 PM - Ramona Boone: "Aww, that thing is adorable"
  374. 9:08 PM - Ayano: "Oh, don't give me that!"
  375. 9:09 PM - Sarah Salem: "Oh no, it's /her/."
  376. 9:09 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: It folds its leaves like arms and looks away
  377. 9:09 PM - Ramona Boone: "Listen nerd, back off, we have the gay, it's contageous"
  378. 9:09 PM - Ayano: "T-TAKE THIS!" Ayano attempts to throw the plant at Ramona.
  379. 9:09 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: physical
  380. 9:10 PM - Ramona Boone: Can I catch it?
  381. 9:10 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: it doesn't even reach you :v
  382. 9:11 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: it gets less than halfway to you
  383. 9:11 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: but you can try and catch it if you want
  384. 9:11 PM - Ramona Boone: Roll phys as well?
  385. 9:11 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: you /are/ pretty good at catching toast, plants can't be much different
  386. 9:11 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: sure
  387. 9:11 PM - Ramona Boone: 15
  388. 9:12 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: You leap forwards and sweet catch it
  389. 9:13 PM - Sarah Salem: ((excellent grab))
  390. 9:13 PM - Ramona Boone: I pet the little flower, making sure it's safe
  391. 9:13 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: It leans down and hugs your wrist with one leaf while pointing accusingly at Ayano with its other and chattering its mouth in a rushed fashion
  392. 9:13 PM - Ramona Boone: "You can't endanger these poor little guys! What if his pot broke?"
  393. 9:14 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: L: "Is that plant some sort of animatronic CIA spying tool?"
  394. 9:14 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: G: "I think itth magical."
  395. 9:14 PM - Ramona Boone: "It itth indeed magical"
  396. 9:14 PM - Sarah Salem: I nod. "It is just magic."
  397. 9:14 PM - Ayano: "W-what do you know! You're just trying to tempt these poor people to joining your legion!"
  398. 9:14 PM - Ramona Boone: "And I'm keeping it! Since that she-devil almost killed the poor guy!"
  399. 9:14 PM - Ayano: "N-NO!"
  400. 9:15 PM - Ramona Boone: "You threw him! Cmon, Sarah, nerds, back me up, that's no way to treat this cute little guy!"
  401. 9:15 PM - Ayano: "I W-WON'T LET YOU HAVE HIM!"
  402. 9:15 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: A: "Then you should apologize to him!"
  403. 9:15 PM - Sarah Salem: "I mean, it's a plant."
  404. 9:16 PM - Eri: "Yeah, you probably shouldn't steal people's pets, even if they /do/ throw them around as weapons."
  405. 9:16 PM - Eri: "Also hey again."
  406. 9:16 PM - Ramona Boone: I look down at the little guy "Well, what does he think, huh? Who would you prefer, cute lil guy"
  407. 9:16 PM - Sarah Salem: I put my hand out to the side, palm up.
  408. 9:16 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Sarah takes a few steps backwards, and after a few rattling noises, a vent above her pops open and Gekko lands neatly in her open hand
  409. 9:17 PM - Sarah Salem: "It's no Gekko, after all."
  410. 9:19 PM - Ayano: "I-I DON'T CARE! YOU'RE NOT STEALING MY FRIEND, EVEN IF HE DOESN'T LIKE ME!"
  411. 9:19 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: The plant proceeds to gesture with its leaves, it then snaps them three times in an "oh no you DI-INT" maneuver while pointing at Ayano and chattering. Then it points at Ayano, then downwards, and crosses its leaves, looking away
  412. 9:20 PM - Ramona Boone: "Man... Biolante does not like you"
  413. 9:20 PM - Sarah Salem: ((did you just name that thing on the spot))
  414. 9:21 PM - Ramona Boone: ((Yes))
  415. 9:21 PM - Sarah Salem: (( :v ))
  416. 9:21 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Ally leans in and scratches under its little flowery face with a finger, saying, "He says he wants you to apologize to him."
  417. 9:21 PM - Ayano: "N-No.... I'm sorry..! Please forgive me I promise I won't use you as a magical plant grenade ever again I swear!"
  418. 9:21 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: A: "So be nice! Freinds don't throw their friends around without consent. I could never imagine throwing one of my bunbuns..."
  419. 9:22 PM - Sarah Salem: ((have we thrown each other before?))
  420. 9:22 PM - Sarah Salem: ((i feel like we have))
  421. 9:22 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: It still has its leaves crossed, but it tilts its flowery head slightly in your direction, indicating that it's listening
  422. 9:22 PM - Ramona Boone: ((I've dropped you like a bomb for a sweet attack :V))
  423. 9:23 PM - Sarah Salem: ((i remember that))
  424. 9:23 PM - Sarah Salem: ((it was p sweet))
  425. 9:23 PM - Ayano: "I'll give you like, /allllll/ of my twinkies if you'll forgive me...! That's like, all of them!"
  426. 9:23 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: It uncrosses its arms and looks you in the face, then opens and closes its mouth
  427. 9:24 PM - Eri: Eri's still standing there, dumbfounded with today's shenanigans.
  428. 9:25 PM - Ramona Boone: "You know, I want an apology too, for trying to throw this guy at me!"
  429. 9:26 PM - Ayano: "R-right now...? But... All of my cake are belong to Florana!"
  430. 9:26 PM - Sarah Salem: ((oh god you did it))
  431. 9:26 PM - Ramona Boone: "I don't mean twinkies, I mean an honest to god apology"
  432. 9:27 PM - Ayano: "I might be sorry about tossing Florana at you, but you're trying to turn my friends to the dark side and I won't allow it!"
  433. 9:28 PM - Ramona Boone: "I'm not turning anyone to the dark side! Jeez, I'm not actually a sucubus, me and Sarah were just fucking with you cause you're the new girl around here"
  434. 9:29 PM - Sarah Salem: "Um, don't get me caught up in this. I just remembered I have something to do. I will see you all later, ok?"
  435. 9:29 PM - Ramona Boone: "Later teddie, I'll stick with the nerds, I guess"
  436. 9:29 PM - Ayano: "And also, 'The Gay' isn't even a real disease, it's just a culmination of a person's sexual preferences based on culture, upbringing, and social cues rendering their tastes to be different from the social and biological norm!"
  437. 9:30 PM - Ramona Boone: "That's not funny, you know"
  438. 9:30 PM - Ramona Boone: "I could die at literally any moment"
  439. 9:30 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Unfortunately for Sarah, she missed that last part as she walked out into the hall, leaving the room
  440. 9:31 PM - Eri: "Oh my god is this my punishment? What did I do to deserve this?"
  441. 9:31 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Florana points at its mouth with its leaves while looking at Ayano
  442. 9:32 PM - Ramona Boone: I hand the plant over, looking as pissed as I can "Calling me a sucubus is one thing, but insulting my medical condition is just low, here, take your little pet"
  443. 9:33 PM - Ayano: "F-fine...." Ayano opens the bag, and dumps the twinkies on the closest desk.
  444. 9:34 PM - Ramona Boone: "I still want an apology you know"
  445. 9:34 PM - Ayano: She looks up at Ramona, "Maybe I'll apologize, if you stop trying to convert the masses with your 'disease', as you put it."
  446. 9:35 PM - Eri: "cough cough too late cough cough"
  447. 9:36 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: L: "Sure is busy today. Maybe the CIA are pumping experimental pheromones into the school's air vents..."
  448. 9:37 PM - Ramona Boone: "Again, I am genuinely hurt, and offended"
  449. 9:37 PM - Eri: "I hope not, I'm starting to think that's the case."
  450. 9:38 PM - Ayano: Ayano "hmmphs" at Ramona, and starts unwrapping snack cakes, with slight hesitancy.
  451. 9:38 PM - Ramona Boone: "Are you going to apologize, or not?"
  452. 9:39 PM - Sarah Salem: ((damn, ramona is #offended))
  453. 9:39 PM - Sarah Salem: ((catfight catfight catfight))
  454. 9:39 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Florana thinks you're taking too long, and as it rears back its stem, it forces itself pot and all forwards in a leap, landing onto the desk by the newly open twinkie
  455. 9:40 PM - Ayano: "Maybe I will, after I finish apologizing to Florana first. This is so hard for me right now you don't even know the pain I feel."
  456. 9:40 PM - Ayano: Ayano sheds a single, unmanly tear, as she continues to rip open snack cakes, all of which she'll never get to eat.
  457. 9:41 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Ally nods, satisfied. "I'm glad you're making friends again. You be nice to Mr. Flower. I'm gonna go look for Eevee, since she wasn't in today. Byyeee!" Ally waves as she skips out of the class
  458. 9:42 PM - Ramona Boone: "Oh god, now I'm alone with the nerds..."
  459. 9:42 PM - Ramona Boone: "WAIT, TAKE ME WITH YOU!" I follow after Ally
  460. 9:42 PM - Eri: "Hey! Them's fightin words!"
  461. 9:42 PM - Ramona Boone: "You're a nerd, but you're a cute one, so shush"
  462. 9:42 PM - Ramona Boone: "Still a nerd" I say as I leave the room
  463. 9:47 PM - Eri: "Welp, that about drained what little sanity I gained over the weekend." Eri walks over and pats Ayano on the head, "Hey, stey out of trouble alright? You obviously know a thing or two about magic, seeing as you got a plant that hops around and such, but take it from me, it's nothing you should get into messing with if you can avoid it."
  464. 9:47 PM - Sarah Salem: ((talking to myself: the requiem))
  465. 9:47 PM - Ayano: (indeed)
  466. 9:48 PM - Ayano: Eri then leaves the room to go hang with Tami and C/Ko™
  467. 9:48 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: clever
  468. 9:49 PM - Ayano: (brb, breeak for me)\
  469. 9:49 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: You are now alone with the nerds
  470. 9:49 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: oh good
  471. 9:49 PM - Ayano: (work on gettin those other two to do something :v)
  472. 10:03 PM - Ayano: (alright back)
  473. 10:03 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/summerghost
  474. 10:04 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: so then
  475. 10:04 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: whats the plan man
  476. 10:04 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: whats the haps paps
  477. 10:04 PM - Ayano: Ayano nods at the edgy magical person as she leaves, for she definitely has sound advice probably maybe.
  478. 10:05 PM - Ayano: Ayano then turns to the rest of the group, "Now that /that/ business was taken care of... STAND AT ATTENTION TROOPS, WE'RE HAVING AN EMERGENCY MEETING!"
  479. 10:06 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: The nerds stand at attention
  480. 10:06 PM - Ayano: "FIRST!: I totally told you guys to be my back up, what happened!? I was trapped in the demon layer for like, forever!"
  481. 10:07 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: G: "They wouldn't let uth in becauth we weren't magical and they aren't girlth."
  482. 10:09 PM - Ayano: "So, you let some demon-monster youma things and those witch demons stop you? For shame! I was in there, battling with the best of them, with only my wits and this totally awesome revolver thing that the succubus gave me but don't tell her I said it was awesome!"
  483. 10:09 PM - Ayano: "And I only almost died like, twice!"
  484. 10:10 PM - Ayano: "It was simultaniously the best thing ever, and the worst thing ever."
  485. 10:10 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: F: "But, we tried to get in. The door wouldn't open, and it was a very thick door..."
  486. 10:12 PM - Ayano: "The succubi coulda had their way with me! I think as a group, we can agree that we need to work out or something, so doors and object throwing doesn't get in our way!"
  487. 10:12 PM - Ayano: "... Maybe in like a week or two or something though."
  488. 10:13 PM - Ayano: "Because SECOND ORDER OF BUSINESS!: "This cool tortoise with this /awesome/ goatee told me I could have powers, and all I had to do was make a contract thing!"
  489. 10:14 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: S: "WE'RE STILL WORKING ON THE FORCEFIELD GENERATOR SO THAT WE MIGHT SUSTAIN MAGICAL ATTACKS FOR A TIME AND NOT BE HURT."
  490. 10:14 PM - Ayano: "Oh, was that what you guys were working on?"
  491. 10:14 PM - Ayano: "Why didn't you tell me I could probably like, program that thing in an instant!"
  492. 10:15 PM - Ayano: "Oh wait that's beside the point!"
  493. 10:15 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: F: "Eve asked us to make it, so we could join them when they go hunting and we can get more data. Speaking of, what was that you mentioned about Risako?"
  494. 10:15 PM - Ayano: "Shshshshshshs, hold on, I didn't finish the second point!"
  495. 10:15 PM - Ayano: "Risako is like, point 3 or something!"
  496. 10:16 PM - Ayano: "But yeah I like, totally signed that contract thing I guess, and now I have powers but I don't know what they do cuz I've never used them ever."
  497. 10:17 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: F: "You... became a magical girl?"
  498. 10:18 PM - Ayano: "Yeah.... I didn't see why I shouldn't... I know I was going to ask you guys about it first, but stuff was like.... really bad in there..."
  499. 10:19 PM - Ayano: "And I didn't want to let my potential go to waste or something, if I could like, help."
  500. 10:22 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: L: "We'll have to find out what you can do. Do you know?"
  501. 10:22 PM - Ayano: "Not. A. Clue."
  502. 10:22 PM - Ayano: "I don't even know how to transform or whatever."
  503. 10:22 PM - Ayano: "It's total lame-sauce."
  504. 10:23 PM - Ayano: "It has something to do with this though, I think!"
  505. 10:23 PM - Ayano: Ayano pulls out the Game Genie from her backpack.
  506. 10:24 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: S: "A GAME GENIE?"
  507. 10:24 PM - Ayano: "Yeah, it's like, my activator item!"
  508. 10:26 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: L: "So... how do you, uh, activate?"
  509. 10:26 PM - Sarah Salem: ((focus your energy, young one))
  510. 10:26 PM - Sarah Salem: ((you must have faith))
  511. 10:26 PM - Sarah Salem: (( *wise gong noise* ))
  512. 10:27 PM - Ayano: "Not sure if there's like, a button or something I have to press or something, I've tried just about everything, besides plugging it into a working Nentindo Extrapolation System™.
  513. 10:28 PM - Sarah Salem: ((nentindo? :v))
  514. 10:28 PM - Ayano: (totally original game company donut steele)
  515. 10:29 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: reminds me of those animes where they replace Sony with like Popy
  516. 10:30 PM - Ayano: "So uh, any suggestions?"
  517. 10:31 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: F: "...plug it into something?"
  518. 10:31 PM - Ayano: "Huh..."
  519. 10:31 PM - Ayano: "Anyone got anything compatible? This thing's almost universal."
  520. 10:32 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: G: "I don't make it a habit to carry an en-ee-eth with me."
  521. 10:32 PM - Ayano: "You should totally work on that, you never know when you'll need one!"
  522. 10:36 PM - Ayano disconnected.
  523. 10:38 PM - Sarah Salem: ((he's dead, jim))
  524. 10:39 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: said he had to drive something
  525. 10:40 PM - Sarah Salem: ((yep, dead))
  526. 10:55 PM - Ayano entered chat.
  527. 10:56 PM - Ayano: (and back)
  528. 10:58 PM - Ayano: "So yeah, help me figure this out, I'm tired of being like, half in the door here!"
  529. 10:58 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: L: "Hmm... there /is/ one idea I have, though it's a stretch."
  530. 10:59 PM - Ayano: "Let's hear it then!"
  531. 11:00 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Lanky grabs your game genie, then shoves it in your mouth with the bottom that goes into the console going in your face
  532. 11:01 PM - Ayano: "....Thif if thf stupfiffesf thinf effer."
  533. 11:02 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: L: "Worth a shot." he shrugs
  534. 11:03 PM - Ayano: Ayano takes the Genie cartridge out of her mouth, and sits at the seat closest to Florana and his pile of twinkies, which has probably shrunken by some degree at this point.
  535. 11:03 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: aye, it has
  536. 11:04 PM - Ayano: "Man, this is totally laaame... How do those chicks in those magical girl animes do it, anyways? They just.... do it. That's like, cheating."
  537. 11:06 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: G: "Why don't you jutht try doing it?"
  538. 11:06 PM - Ayano: "You don't think I have? I tried just about everything!"
  539. 11:07 PM - Ayano: "Saying magic words, crushing it with my hands, hitting myself in the head with it, nothing works."
  540. 11:07 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: F: "What if you tried plugging it into something that you wear? Maybe we can, like, rig up some kinda portable NES to a wrist mount..."
  541. 11:08 PM - Ayano: "Don't be silly, that... just might work, actually."
  542. 11:08 PM - Ayano: "Why didn't I think of that?"
  543. 11:08 PM - Ayano: "Or wait, I totally thought of that, but I didn't think of it until you said it, yeah."
  544. 11:09 PM - Ayano: Ayano nods to herself, with her superior logic.
  545. 11:12 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: F: "So... do we have anything like that around here?"
  546. 11:13 PM - Ayano: "I'd totally say we could use a Power Glove or something, but...." Ayano digs through her bag, "I've only got the manual."
  547. 11:14 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: G: "...why do you carry a power glove manual?"
  548. 11:14 PM - Ayano: ".... Yes."
  549. 11:14 PM - Ayano: "DON'T QUESTION YOUR SUPERIORS!"
  550. 11:16 PM - Ayano: "... I just carry one around because dad gave it to me, alright?"
  551. 11:20 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: G: "Maketh thenth."
  552. 11:21 PM - Ayano: "Fine, maybe I will, after this or something."
  553. 11:23 PM - Ayano: "Oh yeah, POINT THIRD OR WHATEVER: Butch was totally cool and let me sit at Risako's desk, and I found this notebook and it's filled with secrets and stuff about magic and things!"
  554. 11:23 PM - Ayano: Ayano digs through her bag messily, and pulls out the notebook, and hands it to whichever nerd is closest/and/or hasn't gotten enough screentime yet.
  555. 11:24 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Shouty!
  556. 11:27 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Shouty flips through the pad
  557. 11:28 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "THIS IS A LOT OF DATA ON YOUMA. WHERE DID YOU SAY YOU GOT THIS?"
  558. 11:28 PM - Ayano: "Risako! It was in her desk and I was totally not looking at it to learn her chess-related secrets!"
  559. 11:34 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "RISAKO? DOES THIS MEAN SHE'S A MAGICAL GIRL TOO?"
  560. 11:38 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "WE SHOULD ASK HER ABOUT THIS."
  561. 11:38 PM - Ayano: "I guess; she said in her journal diary thing that she was hunting youma, and that she was also keeping tabs on other possible girls."
  562. 11:38 PM - Ayano: "The last entry's about her going to fight some big scary monster thing too!"
  563. 11:40 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "THAT CAN'T BE GOOD."
  564. 11:40 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "IF SHE HASN'T RETURNED..."
  565. 11:41 PM - Ayano: "Zomg... you don't think...?"
  566. 11:42 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: L: "It's a possibility we can't disregard..."
  567. 11:42 PM - Ayano: Ayano starts sniffling, "T-that's terrible!"
  568. 11:43 PM - Ayano: "We've gotta help her!"
  569. 11:45 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: F: "But how? Where do we look?"
  570. 11:45 PM - Ayano: "Does it say where...? I thought it mentioned tier 4..."
  571. 11:46 PM - Ayano: "Oh... I know! Lets go to the guild house and recruit members for a rescue raid!"
  572. 11:48 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: G: "Guild houthe?" F: "Rescue raid?"
  573. 11:49 PM - Ayano: "The tavern full of succubi was also the guild house for the magical tortoise and his legion! And yeah, a rescue raid; it'd be a rescue mission, but we're also totally going to kick that monster's butt!"
  574. 11:50 PM - Ayano: "And defeat its dungeon and get its loot and stuff! Not sure how we'll split stuff though."
  575. 11:55 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: L: "Will magical girls really work with other magical girls that easily?"
  576. 11:56 PM - Ayano: "Yeah.... I don't know to be honest, but.... Someone's gotta be worried about her!"
  577. 11:59 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: L: "Well, you're the boss, I guess."
  578. 12:00 AM - Ayano: "It'd be totally lame if we didn't act on this, you know? Maybe we don't go in ourselves, just like, get someone to do it for us?"
  579. 12:01 AM - Ayano: "We won't know until we try; come on, lets go, I can just, like, hack the school mainframe and get it to say that we were here this whole time if it's that much of an issue!"
  580. 12:02 AM - Ayano: Ayano picks up Florana, which has probably eaten its fair share of twinkies by now.
  581. 12:05 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: It has
  582. 12:05 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: the twinkies are now empty wrappers
  583. 12:05 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: all 13
  584. 12:05 AM - Ayano: Ayano shoves all the wrappers in her bag (I already figured this outcome would come about :v), and points doorwards.
  585. 12:06 AM - Ayano: "Let's go, we don't have all day!
  586. 12:06 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "Aye aye!" chant the nerds
  587. 12:07 AM - Ayano: Lead nerds out of the school, and head to tavern.
  588. 12:09 AM - Ayano: Oh, but first, a diversion. Lets head to Ayano's house first.
  589. 12:11 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: You do so
  590. 12:11 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: And arrive at your house
  591. 12:12 AM - Ayano: "We've gotta get that thing made real quick, so I can like, go magic and stuff! Hurry up, before my mom and dad get back from work!"
  592. 12:13 AM - Ayano: Ayano holds the door open, and pushes nerds single file into her house, before going inside herself.
  593. 12:13 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: The nerds enter
  594. 12:14 AM - Ayano: "Quick, lets head downstairs and see what we can disassemble!"
  595. 12:14 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: They follow you downstairs and begin scavenging for things to use your activator with
  596. 12:15 AM - Ayano: (oh yeah, feel free to add whtever you want to my room :v)
  597. 12:15 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: nigga it's your room
  598. 12:15 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: :v
  599. 12:15 AM - Ayano: (I just meant like, stupid shit that I can't/ don't think of :v)
  600. 12:16 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: I can't exactly spend time thinking of stupid shit when I'm giving a villan a personality change here and handling Ally who is still Ally
  601. 12:17 AM - Ayano: (you're no fun :T)
  602. 12:17 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: I'm a busy man
  603. 12:17 AM - Ayano: Ayano goes digging in her pile of broken consoles and systems, nerds are free to search in whatever corners they respectively want to search.
  604. 12:19 AM - Ayano: Ayano'll probably dig out a power glove that's missing the controller components, a mini-keyboard, a cartridge slot from a NES, and various ports and parts to hook most of this stuff together.
  605. 12:20 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: consider it dug out, then
  606. 12:20 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: F: "This looks like something we can work with."
  607. 12:21 AM - Ayano: "Ok, I'm no good at splicing anything together, so you guys can go to town. I'll stand guard, and look on the internet for more clues."
  608. 12:21 AM - Ayano: "Oh, any hacking requests?"
  609. 12:22 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: L: "I take it the CIA is out of your league?"
  610. 12:23 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Fatty and Shouty get to work on the splicing and dicing
  611. 12:23 AM - Ayano: "Probably maybe. We'll never know until we try though."
  612. 12:23 AM - Ayano: "....But I don't want to get arressted 5ever."
  613. 12:24 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: L: "Very true..."
  614. 12:24 AM - Ayano: "... Yeah, raincheck that one."
  615. 12:24 AM - Ayano: "Anything else?"
  616. 12:28 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: G: "Try the thcool? Change your clath tho you're in ourth!"
  617. 12:28 AM - Ayano: "You sure...? .... Yeah, that'd be awesome!"
  618. 12:28 AM - Ayano: "Why didn't I do that sooner?!"
  619. 12:28 AM - Ayano: Ayano then proceeds to do this.
  620. 12:28 AM - Ayano: http://www.realitista.com/post/22656751437/hack-the-database-via-nedroid-picture-diary
  621. 12:29 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: roll 2 hak
  622. 12:29 AM - Ayano: 15
  623. 12:30 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: you hack into the machine code
  624. 12:31 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: and you have no idea what the fuck you're doing, but you click randomly and mash the keyboard really coolishly
  625. 12:31 AM - Ayano: "It's like I'm in the matrix I don't even know."
  626. 12:31 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: and then
  627. 12:31 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: you manage to change the schedule
  628. 12:31 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: you are now in the nerds' class!
  629. 12:31 AM - Ayano: ".... Yes, that's exactly what I wanted."
  630. 12:32 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: F: "Just in time, looks like we're done here."
  631. 12:32 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Fatty presents you his and Shouty's hard work
  632. 12:33 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: It's a terrifyingly cool abomination of technobaubles and doohickeries and thingymajigs
  633. 12:34 AM - Ayano: Ayano wipes the sweat from her brow, and takes a close look at this new device.
  634. 12:34 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: it's a power glove, but cooler
  635. 12:34 AM - Ayano: "Wow.... that looks complicated."
  636. 12:34 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: you don't understand how a power glove could possibly get cooler
  637. 12:34 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: but this thing
  638. 12:34 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: is pretty cool
  639. 12:34 AM - Ayano: "Does it have any special features, or does it just plug into the game genie?"
  640. 12:35 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: S: "NOT A CLUE!" Shouty says as he grabs your genie and pops it in
  641. 12:36 AM - Ayano: "Wha...?! Hold on aren't we gonna test this thing first?!"
  642. 12:36 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: L: "I'd call this testing."
  643. 12:37 AM - Ayano: "Al-alright, let me strap this thing on, and lets do this...!"
  644. 12:38 AM - Ayano: >POWERGLOVE GET!
  645. 12:38 AM - Sarah Salem: GET EQUIPPED WITH: MAGIC ARMOR
  646. 12:39 AM - Ayano: Ayano makes sure that the peripheral is secured tightly, looks for the "on" switch on the glove, and holds her thumb over it.
  647. 12:39 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: The nerds watch with bated breath
  648. 12:40 AM - Ayano: "Ok... this'll be like, the only time I'll totally get to do this and not be made fun of.... hopefully... so lets do this...!"
  649. 12:41 AM - Ayano: "Ayano... POWER ON!" Ayano strikes the best sentai pose she can, and flips the switch.
  650. 12:42 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: and thus, the transformation BEGINS
  651. 12:42 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: DESCRIBE YOUR OUTFIT, LASSIE
  652. 12:42 AM - Ayano: alright, time to describe transformation, just this once :v
  653. 12:47 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: must be a long sequence :v
  654. 12:48 AM - Ayano: You don't even know :v
  655. 12:48 AM - Ayano: It's why I'm only describing it once :v
  656. 12:48 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: can't wait to see how magical it is
  657. 12:48 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: on a scale of magical to magical as fuck
  658. 12:48 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: how magical is it
  659. 12:48 AM - Ayano: Pretty damn magical
  660. 12:52 AM - Ayano: A black net of electrical wiring bursts from the glove, and proceeds to wrap Ayano's entire body, minus her head. A matching glove forms in her other arm, this one without input devices. Cybernetic looking boots (and half greaves) form along her legs, completing the uparmoring. A glowing emblem then forms in the middle of her chest, depicting a circle with a raised powerglove. This circle is currently glowing green, and grey cables explode out from it, connecting the various armor pieces together to this main hub. A red visor then forms over Ayano's eyes, with a headset system built in. A tiny microphone hangs out on the left side, as if waiting for orders. Another grey cable reaches out the back of the visor, and plugs into what looks like a cross between a computer tower and a cooling unit on her back. This unit also plugs into the main hub/emblem.
  661. 12:52 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: that's pretty damn magical
  662. 12:53 AM - Ayano: Oh, and the primary color of the non-black/grey/red bits match the color of the emblem, so the armor is currently green.
  663. 12:53 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: the nerds gape in awe of your empress queen nerd king knight status and regealia
  664. 12:55 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: L: "That.. was co-" S: "AWESOME"
  665. 12:55 AM - Ayano: "You.... you guys think so?"
  666. 12:56 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: G: "ITH AMATHING"
  667. 12:56 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: F: "It's... pretty impressive."
  668. 12:56 AM - Ayano: "T-thanks everyone... "
  669. 12:59 AM - Ayano: Ayano starts clenching and unclenching her fist, looking at the Powa Glove's many gizmos and gadgets.
  670. 1:02 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: F: "So... try your magic out! Do something magical."
  671. 1:03 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: G: "It theemth ath though your outfit ith very technology-bathed. Maybe your powerth are too?"
  672. 1:03 AM - Ayano: "Uh.... uhm..... uh..... oh, this button looks nice!"
  673. 1:04 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: you typing something, or do you expect me to?
  674. 1:04 AM - Ayano: (nah, I was typing, but if you have something you want to do, go for it :v)
  675. 1:04 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: nah
  676. 1:04 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: you go
  677. 1:04 AM - Ayano: Ayano then proceeds to summon a bug.
  678. 1:05 AM - Ayano: A computer bug.
  679. 1:05 AM - Ayano: In her basement.
  680. 1:05 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: you summon a little missingno-esque... thing
  681. 1:06 AM - Ayano: "W-what is that?"
  682. 1:06 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: L: "CIA SPOOK! KILL IT KILL IT"
  683. 1:07 AM - Ayano: "Zomg that's horrifying! It's like a missingno, but it's got spindelly legs!"
  684. 1:08 AM - Ayano: "I-I got this! I've got the power!"
  685. 1:08 AM - Ayano: Ayano proceeds to normal attack it.
  686. 1:09 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: roll
  687. 1:09 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: inb4 change worth of invol oc
  688. 1:09 AM - Ayano: 10
  689. 1:09 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: you go to punch it with the power glove
  690. 1:10 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: it flickers, and your fist goes through it
  691. 1:10 AM - Ayano: "Oh god it's invincible!"
  692. 1:10 AM - Ayano: "EVERYONE PANIC!"
  693. 1:11 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: they follow your orders to the letter and begin panicking
  694. 1:11 AM - Ayano: "Quick, what kills bugs!?"
  695. 1:11 AM - Ayano: Ayano tries to punch it again.
  696. 1:12 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: gogo
  697. 1:12 AM - Ayano: 13
  698. 1:12 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: hit!
  699. 1:12 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: damage
  700. 1:13 AM - Ayano: MAXIMUM OVER DAMGE
  701. 1:13 AM - Ayano: ie 8
  702. 1:13 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: you eradicate the missingno
  703. 1:13 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: +0 xp, +0 gil, +0 loot
  704. 1:14 AM - Ayano: Ayano takes a couple deep breaths, "Oh man *breath* that was *breath* a close one."
  705. 1:15 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: the nerds continue to scurry around screaming, before they bump blindly into each other and all end up on the floor, noticing the critter is gone
  706. 1:17 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: seems a nice place to stop
  707. 1:17 AM - Ayano: aight
  708. 1:17 AM - Ayano: works for me
  709.  
  710.  
  711.  
  712. ~~PRIVATE CHAT, Ramona - Goofing Off~~
  713.  
  714. 9:44 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: You run after Ally, catching up to her
  715. 9:44 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: do you know her?
  716. 9:44 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: I dunno
  717. 6:43 PM - Ramona Boone: I've talked to her while the group is around
  718. 9:45 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: does she know your name?
  719. 6:44 PM - Ramona Boone: She was in the room for the last conversation, so yes :V
  720. 9:46 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: oh
  721. 9:46 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: right
  722. 9:46 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: She looks to the side as you run over. "Oh, hi Ram-chan! Coming to look for Eevee with me?"
  723. 6:46 PM - Ramona Boone: I shrug "Yeah, Sarah has business, and you're about four times more interesting than anyone back in class, figured I'd tag along"
  724. 9:49 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "Weee! Maybe we can all play something?"
  725. 6:48 PM - Ramona Boone: "Heh, sounds like a plan, uh, Ally, right?"
  726. 9:51 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "Yep yep!"
  727. 9:51 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "Soooo you're American too! Just like Sarah!"
  728. 6:51 PM - Ramona Boone: "Yep, kinda miss the States, but it's not that bad around here, I like it..." She stopped, realizing they were walking "You uh, wanna speed this up? I can fly us where ever you plan on looking for Eevee"
  729. 9:53 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "You mean you'll let me ride you?!? WEEEEEE" she runs backwards before dashing forward and glomping your back
  730. 6:53 PM - Ramona Boone: I lift her onto my back with ease, grinning. "Man, Sarah never got this excited over it, but yep, it's a convient method of transport"
  731. 9:55 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "YISSSSS let's goooo!"
  732. 6:55 PM - Ramona Boone: "Well, where to? Thats the important part you know"
  733. 9:57 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "Uhhhhhhh... the sky, silly. Where else do you fly? You can't fly in the ground. That's silly."
  734. 6:56 PM - Ramona Boone: "I mean, you're still looking for your friend, right?"
  735. 6:57 PM - Ramona Boone: "Or do you just want a joyride?"
  736. 9:59 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "Yep yep, but I don't know where she is! So let's fly around until we find her!"
  737. 6:58 PM - Ramona Boone: "Alright, prepare for take off then" Making sure Ally is safe, I take a running start and take off
  738. 10:00 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "WOOOOOOOO OH OH DO A BARREL ROLL RAM-CHAN BARREL ROLL BARREL ROLL"
  739. 7:00 PM - Ramona Boone: I nod, and preform the roll, being a simple trick "Ahaha cmon, that's an easy one Ally!"
  740. 10:02 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "Well I don't know any other flying tricks. I got that one from Star Fox. Hehe. Peppy is a silly bunny."
  741. 7:01 PM - Ramona Boone: "Hmm... You're not magical, and it's your first time flying, I wont show off, could get dangerous"
  742. 10:03 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "Aww! Well, I guess it's only fair. Just flying is sooo coool!"
  743. 7:02 PM - Ramona Boone: "Hey, ask me to hang out sometime then! I fly pretty much anywhere, Sarah's used to it, and it's kinda cool to see someone impressed by it"
  744. 10:04 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "You mean you'll fly me more often? Awww yisss I gotta tell Eevee about this!"
  745. 7:04 PM - Ramona Boone: "Well, I can only fly one person at a time, trying two would be a bit risky, so don't try and bring her up"
  746. 10:05 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: She takes her hands away from around your neck where she was holding on and pulls out her phone, staying completely balanced despite the lack of support with her arms
  747. 10:06 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "So what's your number Ram-chan?"
  748. 7:05 PM - Ramona Boone: I rattle it off, over the wind, rather impressed at her balance, but slowing down, just to be safe
  749. 10:07 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: She logs it. "Where's your phone? I'll put mine in yours while you fly."
  750. 7:06 PM - Ramona Boone: I fish it out of my jacket pocket, handing it up as I touch down on a local roof "Alright, we'll stop for that, you're good, but I'd get killed if I hurt someone while flying"
  751. 10:08 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: She doesn't leave your back as you land, her legs still wrapped around you and she puts her number in your phone before sticking it back in your pocket
  752. 7:08 PM - Ramona Boone: "Man, you are talented with phones, and uh, hugging, strange combination"
  753. 10:10 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "Really?"
  754. 7:09 PM - Ramona Boone: "They just don't seem very relatable is all"
  755. 10:11 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: She shrugs, hugging your neck again and pointing forwards
  756. 10:11 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "Now take to the skies! Flyyyyyy!"
  757. 7:10 PM - Ramona Boone: "Yeah yeah, roger that." I sigh as I take off once more, making sure Ally is safe
  758. 10:13 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "Yissssssssss man Ram-chan flying is soo cool! How are you so used to it? I'd be flying, like, everywhere!"
  759. 7:13 PM - Ramona Boone: "I do fly everywhere actually! And uh, what's your opinion on pranks? And old movies? I think you'd like hanging out with me and teddi- I mean Sarah, sometime"
  760. 10:16 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "Yes!" She says. You can't see her face, but you can easily imagine a pure, stupid, innocent "c:" on her face as she thinks she answered with a completely acceptable response
  761. 7:16 PM - Ramona Boone: I laugh a bit as I search the ground "Great, you should come for movie night sometime! Basement's usually stocked with all sorts of candy, soda, popcorn, oh, and bring Eevee if you want, if she hangs out with you, she has to be cool"
  762. 10:19 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "She does more than just hang out with me, she's my girlfriend! And she's the besterest girlfriend ever! She makes hammocks out of magical vines and talks to cats that I can't hear but I don't think the cat actually talks I think she's just being silly and and and"
  763. 7:18 PM - Ramona Boone: "Wait wait wait? Vines, does she wear a lot of green?"
  764. 10:22 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "Yes!"
  765. 7:21 PM - Ramona Boone: I hold back my complaints about her being a nerd "Well... Whatever, you two are invited over any time if you want"
  766. 10:23 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "I'm totally gonna take you up on this Ram-chan. It'll be the most awesome thing ever. So uh, we just passed Eevee's house like, 5 minutes ago. Can you fly back?"
  767. 7:23 PM - Ramona Boone: "Shoulda pointed it out! I don't know the place" I turn around, and wait for her to point it out this time
  768. 10:26 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: She points at it. "That one! You can tell by the tree next to her window."
  769. 7:24 PM - Ramona Boone: I land on Eve's lawn, letting Ally disembark
  770. 10:27 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Ally knocks on the door, ringing the doorbell about 30 times in half a second
  771. 7:26 PM - Ramona Boone: I stand back, waiting with a grin "Please tell me you aren't a coffee drinker, the thought of that scares me"
  772. 10:28 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Nobody answers. "Aww, she isn't home. And nope, my mom doesn't let me drink coffee! I dunno why though, I had it a few times and it's sooo tasty and I felt funny afterwards but like a good funny"
  773. 7:27 PM - Ramona Boone: "It'll fuck you up, that's why. Hmm, how about soda? Can you handle that?"
  774. 10:29 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "I drink it all the time! Rootbeer is the best."
  775. 7:30 PM - Ramona Boone: "...You are going to love the basement, calling it now"
  776. 10:32 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "Your basement? You mean we're gonna hang out at your place?!"
  777. 10:36 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "Oh oh oh can I have coffee do you have coffee?"
  778. 7:35 PM - Ramona Boone: "No coffee, soda's bad enough probably"
  779. 10:37 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "Fiiiine."
  780. 7:36 PM - Ramona Boone: I take out my phone, texting Sarah "Hey, whatcha up to? Me and Ally are gonna watch movies or something, feel like joining us?"
  781. 7:37 PM - Ramona Boone: "But yeah, I guess if you're girlfriend isn't here, we don't exactly have anyone else to hang out with, why not go there?"
  782. 10:39 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: hehehhe
  783. 10:39 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: don't expect sarah to respond~
  784. 7:38 PM - Ramona Boone: I know :V
  785. 10:39 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: wait do you have satoya/sarah's number?
  786. 7:39 PM - Ramona Boone: I thought she put it in when she confiscated it to delete bartender chick's number?
  787. 10:42 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: oh yeah probably
  788. 10:42 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: lets assume yes
  789. 10:43 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: message sent, no response yet
  790. 10:43 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "LESDOTHIS"
  791. 10:43 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: She hops onto your back again without hesistation
  792. 7:43 PM - Ramona Boone: "Alright alright, Sarah's taking a while to reply, probably has her phone off or something... Whatever, to casa de Boone!" I take off, heading for my house
  793. 10:47 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: As you ignore taking the route that cars take and fly over the edge of the tier, Ally gapes. "Woooow. I never realized how tall this city is." As you rise up to Tier 2, Ally gasps. "You live up here?! You're loaded!"
  794. 10:47 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Your phone buzzes with a text
  795. 7:46 PM - Ramona Boone: I dont text and fly, so I dont see it :V
  796. 10:47 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: :v
  797. 10:48 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: how responsible
  798. 7:46 PM - Ramona Boone: "Uh yeah, Dad's in the military, got us a sweet place actually! I love it, reminds me of home"
  799. 10:49 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "Is everything about you cool Ram-chan? You can fly, you're loaded, /and/ your dad's in the army!"
  800. 7:50 PM - Ramona Boone: "Well, I uh lost an arm... Put a grenade in my fist and punched the shit outta a monster! Also later risked my life to save that Ayano bitch... She hasn't thanked me, or apologized for calling me a sucubus, or insulting my medical condition!"
  801. 10:53 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "Yeah, she was really mean. Treating Mr. Flower like that, too."
  802. 7:54 PM - Ramona Boone: "...Whatever, I wont let it bother me!" I say as I come in for the landing, stopping just short of the lawn so Ally can get a full view of the house
  803. 10:59 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "That... is a nice house."
  804. 10:59 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "RAM-CHAN YOU'RE SOOO COOL"
  805. 7:59 PM - Ramona Boone: I blush, putting her on the ground "Oh come on, I'm not that cool... Though, while we're here, I should probably check if the cannon in my arm is working or not"
  806. 11:02 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "...your arm... has... A /CANNON/?!"
  807. 8:02 PM - Ramona Boone: "I mean, I fight with guns, it's just for convience's sake"
  808. 11:05 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "ASDFGHJKL"
  809. 11:05 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: says Ally, as she practically has a seizure at how cool you are
  810. 8:04 PM - Ramona Boone: "Jesus! You alright over there?" I stop on the sidewalk, waiting for a legible sentence to come out of her mouth
  811. 11:06 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: She clears her throat. "Ahem. Yes. Perfectly fine. Yes. ...so cool..."
  812. 8:06 PM - Ramona Boone: I shrug as I start walking up to the house "I mean, I don't know her very well, but Eevee has to be cool, right? Yknow, vines, and uh... stuff?"
  813. 11:08 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "Eevee is cool! But you're like, cooool. You're like, action movie cool. You can't get that cool."
  814. 8:08 PM - Ramona Boone: "I don't try to be cool or anything, I just do what I like I guess" I open the door, home from school, I call out to Dad "Brought another friend over! Sarah's out doing something, might stop by later too!"
  815. 11:11 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: D: "I hope you don't need her to build you a new leg, too."
  816. 8:12 PM - Ramona Boone: "Nah, just a classmate this time!" I grin, throwing open the door to the basement "Now then, movie time! I'll let you pick, since I assume you've actually seen good movies before"
  817. 11:15 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: She completely ignores you as she pops around the room, investigating, poking and prodding the various doodads and things you have around
  818. 11:15 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: She accidentally activates the popcorn machine
  819. 8:14 PM - Ramona Boone: I grab a bag, waiting for the machine to fill up, before filling the bag "Heh, what? Never seen a basement like this?"
  820. 11:15 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "Nnnnope!"
  821. 8:14 PM - Ramona Boone: "Really? I mean, it's not that cool, it's just a normal basement for me"
  822. 11:16 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "Yeah, for you, but you're like, a rich flying cyber magical girl! That's just cheating."
  823. 8:16 PM - Ramona Boone: ((I hear Sarah is crushing Princess :V))
  824. 11:17 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: because of fucking op time magic bullshit
  825. 11:18 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: a support vs support roll to freeze target for 4 turns, in a 1v1 that's 2 free actions
  826. 8:17 PM - Ramona Boone: You know what's even more bullshit than time magic
  827. 8:17 PM - Ramona Boone: Teleportation magic~ I don't want Sarah to die, but I want Princess to at least have a chance
  828. 8:17 PM - Ramona Boone: And you did say Cele was tagging along
  829. 11:18 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: nah I scratched that
  830. 8:17 PM - Ramona Boone: Ah
  831. 8:17 PM - Ramona Boone: Welp, rip Princess
  832. 11:20 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: pfft
  833. 11:20 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: nah, I got this
  834. 11:20 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: besides
  835. 11:20 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: I'm GM
  836. 8:19 PM - Ramona Boone: True, but I wanna see Sarah get her ass kicked at least once
  837. 8:19 PM - Ramona Boone: Not killed, but at least a change in pace from bullshit magic fighting
  838. 8:21 PM - Ramona Boone: Anyways, picking back up with the non-broken magical girl :3
  839. 11:22 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: right
  840. 8:21 PM - Ramona Boone: "Aw come on, stop, you're gonna make me blush" I grin as I grab a rootbeer and plop onto the couch with the popcorn
  841. 11:23 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Ally joins you, with her own set of refreshments
  842. 11:23 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: the TV is currently off, reflecting the both of you in its black face. Ally says, "Oh oh is this one of those magical girl animes? I love those!"
  843. 8:22 PM - Ramona Boone: "...I thought I told you to pick something?"
  844. 8:22 PM - Ramona Boone: Also it's a projector, not TV :3
  845. 11:24 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: aw
  846. 8:23 PM - Ramona Boone: Screens are for poor people
  847. 8:23 PM - Ramona Boone: No no, it's even funnier to imagine Ally staring at a wall and saying that
  848. 11:24 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "You did? Whoops."
  849. 8:23 PM - Ramona Boone: "Heh, yep, anything over there" I point to the bookshelf of DVDs
  850. 11:27 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Ally jets over and starts digging through them. "Uhhhm uhhhhhhhm THIS ONE"
  851. 11:27 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Ally pops a disc into the projector and before long, Pacific Rim starts playing!
  852. 8:27 PM - Ramona Boone: I give her a thumbs up and a nod as I turn off the lights "You and I are gonna get along just fine Ally"
  853. 11:29 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "You mean we weren't already? :c"
  854. 8:28 PM - Ramona Boone: "Aww no, I don't mean it like that! I mean, we're gonna be best friends now!" Feeling legitimately bad, I pat her back to try and remove the frown
  855. 11:32 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "Woo friendship!" She seems to be completely recovered from her bout of depression
  856. 8:31 PM - Ramona Boone: I smile, leaning back into the soft couch with a sigh "Man, it's refreshing to actually have a real movie night, last time me and Sarah tried, it just turned out into us making out for two hours, didn't even get to watch the movie..."
  857. 11:34 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "Wowee. You and Sarah sure are close."
  858. 11:34 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "...you know, she - she's really scary..."
  859. 8:33 PM - Ramona Boone: I shrug "She's a big softie, you know that? I call her teddie and snuggle her all the time, it's hilarious"
  860. 11:35 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "But, did you know she..." Ally's voice goes to a whisper, "...killed a girl?"
  861. 8:34 PM - Ramona Boone: "I, I know. But, I heard she wasn't the best, even killed some other people..."
  862. 11:36 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "I guess... as long as you know."
  863. 8:36 PM - Ramona Boone: "Look, I know she's done some bad things, but, there's some hard choices you have to make as a magical girl... I lost my arm, and, if I heard it correctly, your girlfriend blew up a hospital?"
  864. 11:38 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: eh?
  865. 11:38 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: when did that happen?
  866. 8:37 PM - Ramona Boone: I distinctly remember Sarah saying 'at least I didn't blow up a hospital' or something to that effect, which is why I put in the 'if I heard it correctly' :V
  867. 11:39 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: huh
  868. 11:39 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "Eevee did that? I don't think she did that. Eevee would never. She's way too nice."
  869. 8:38 PM - Ramona Boone: "She did something, I don't remember what though... Mighta been Sarah just saying something, I know I heard it though!"
  870. 11:44 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "Hmph. Well, I'll have to ask her about it later. But I doubt it. Sarah must have heard wrong."
  871. 8:44 PM - Ramona Boone: "Maybe, I think she was just trying to get me off her back or something. I dunno, I don't know Eve enough to judge, really."
  872. 11:51 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Ally, for once, goes silent, and the movie starts. Giant robots punch giant monsters, you both eat and drink unhealthy snacks, and all in all it's pretty radical
  873. 11:52 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: the movie ends, and credits roll
  874. 11:53 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Ally cheers
  875. 8:52 PM - Ramona Boone: I laugh, going in for a high five "Man, anything with giant robots, or giant monsters is the best!"
  876. 11:53 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "I knowww! Me and Eevee watch Gurren Lagann all the time!"
  877. 8:54 PM - Ramona Boone: "Eh, I don't watch anime, too cartoony! I prefer monster movies, usually"
  878. 11:56 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "Awwww. But - Gurren Lagann is all about giant robots beating up other giant robots!"
  879. 8:55 PM - Ramona Boone: "...Go on"
  880. 11:59 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "Well, there's like, a robot. They find it underground, right? And there's this city underground and the city's mayor dude is all 'you can't go above ground it's dangerous!' but this one dude was like 'nah I'm goin up' but before he could go up a giant robot fell through the ground into the city and started breaking everything then the main character dug up a tiny giant robot then kicked the giant robot's butt and then they get another giant robot and they combine giant robots into a super giant robot and they throw giant robot sized sunglasses boomerang blades and it's soooo cooooool"
  881. 11:59 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: wow that's more than I expected
  882. 8:58 PM - Ramona Boone: :V
  883. 9:00 PM - Ramona Boone: "Huh, might have to give it a shot sometime then, sounds pretty cool actually"
  884. 12:08 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: oh didn't even notice you responded to Ally
  885. 12:09 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: sorry
  886. 12:09 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "You shoooould. I got the DVDs! I'll lend them to you."
  887. 9:11 PM - Ramona Boone: "Fine fine, I'll watch it sometime, gotta come over and force me to, it's the only reliable way to get me to watch anime"
  888. 12:13 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "I can do that!"
  889. 9:14 PM - Ramona Boone: "Hmm, how's Sarah doing, I wonder?" I take my phone out and check my most recent text
  890. 12:09 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: 7:45 PM - Sarah Salem: "Little busy fighting for my life maybe after im done with this"
  891. 9:14 PM - Ramona Boone: "Well, she was fighting for her life, about two hours ago, hasn't replied since..."
  892. 12:16 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: A: "She was?"
  893. 9:15 PM - Ramona Boone: "...She hasn't said anything else, there's a very real chance my teddie is dead..." With that I panic, spamming about fifteen "ARE YOU OKAY?"s as fast as humanly possible
  894. 9:15 PM - Ramona Boone: "Oh man oh man how did I not see this! She sent this a while ago, who knows how she is now?"
  895. 12:18 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: A: "I uh, I'm sure she's alright, right? I mean... she's... strong. And scary."
  896. 9:18 PM - Ramona Boone: "Yeah, but, she wouldn't text me with something like that unless she was in trouble! And I don't even know where she is, oh fuck, this isn't happening!" I'm visibly panicing now, resending the same text over and over, not stopping for even a moment
  897. 12:22 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Ally hugs you and tries to calm you down
  898. 12:22 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "Maybe she lost her phone! Or it died! Or maybe it broke!"
  899. 9:22 PM - Ramona Boone: "Then she doesn't have any way to call for help! I shoulda went with! I shouldn't have goofed off today, I fucked everything up!" I say, crying onto her shoulder, every worse possible scenario running through my mind
  900. 12:23 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: your phone buzzes with a response!
  901. 12:24 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: check? y/n
  902. 9:22 PM - Ramona Boone: y
  903. 9:22 PM - Ramona Boone: Very y
  904. 12:24 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: From Sarah! "Not dead, don't think she will kill me"
  905. 9:24 PM - Ramona Boone: I sniffle as I read it, breathing a sigh of relief and wipe one of my cheeks, calling immediatly, holding the phone up and listening for a response intently "She's alive, but, she's not safe yet apparently Ally..."
  906. 12:27 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "Wh-what's it say?"
  907. 9:26 PM - Ramona Boone: "Not dead, don't think she will kill me..." I read off
  908. 12:28 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "Well, that's not... bad?"
  909. 9:27 PM - Ramona Boone: "Still, all it takes is one mistake, on surprise... And I lose my Teddie..."
  910. 12:30 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "Shhh, it's OK Ram-chan, Sarah will be fineee. Eevee told me all about the stuff they've done together. She won't die so easy."
  911. 9:30 PM - Ramona Boone: "Still, just to be safe..." I try calling her again
  912. 12:32 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: It rings a few times, before it connects
  913. 12:33 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: you're through, and it's no voice mail!
  914. 9:33 PM - Ramona Boone: "Sarah?!? Oh god, is everything alright?"
  915. 12:35 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: 9:33 PM - Sarah Salem: "Uh, I think so."
  916. 9:34 PM - Ramona Boone: "Where are you? I'll crack the armory and come help you if I have to teddie!"
  917. 12:36 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Ally sits to the side, watching with her hands held to her mouth, waiting to hear the news
  918. 12:38 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: 9:35 PM - Sarah Salem: "There's no need, I'm not fighting anymore."
  919. 9:37 PM - Ramona Boone: I let out an audible sigh of relief, again, and sink into the couch "What were you even doing that was so dangerous, you could have gotten yourself killed!"
  920. 12:40 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: 9:39 PM - Sarah Salem: "Just um, fighting this girl I know. It was a little one-sided, though."
  921. 9:40 PM - Ramona Boone: "...You know what, I don't even care right now, get yourself home right now! I'm so angry I want to punch you, but I'm so relieved I just want to hug you forever, it's too damn conflicting!"
  922. 12:42 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: 9:41 PM - Sarah Salem: "Oh damn. Is your dad or you any good at medical stuff?"
  923. 9:41 PM - Ramona Boone: "No, why are you asking?"
  924. 12:44 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: 9:42 PM - Sarah Salem: "Um. Can you meet me at a hospital?"
  925. 9:43 PM - Ramona Boone: With that, I leave Ally, taking off sprinting upstairs and out the door as I talk "What'd you do damnit!"
  926. 12:46 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: 9:44 PM - Sarah Salem: "It's not what I did, shush. Just meet me here." I give her the directions to our usual hospital,
  927. 9:45 PM - Ramona Boone: I take flight, heading to the place as fast as I can, not hanging up "Tell me before I have a nervous breakdown Sarah!"
  928. 12:48 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: 9:47 PM - Sarah Salem: "Well, uh, I need to bring her to a hospital. And maybe myself. We're both torn up."
  929. 9:47 PM - Ramona Boone: "Wait wait wait, the chick who tried to kill you is still alive? Permission to test my new arm on that bitch?"
  930. 12:50 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: 9:48 PM - Sarah Salem: "Gekko, no." she says, obviously not directed at you
  931. 12:50 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: 9:49 PM - Sarah Salem: "Denied. She did kind of save my life."
  932. 9:49 PM - Ramona Boone: "...She still tried to take it in the first place!"
  933. 12:51 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: 9:49 PM - Sarah Salem: "Ok, but so did I!"
  934. 9:51 PM - Ramona Boone: "I don't care, you're my teddie! Probably had a good reason"
  935. 12:54 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: 9:53 PM - Sarah Salem: "Thank you for the support, but I still need to return the favor, ok? I do not really want her dead."
  936. 9:54 PM - Ramona Boone: "...Fine, she lives, for now" With that, I touch down infront of the hospital, waiting
  937.  
  938. ~~END PRIVATE CHAT, Ramona - Goofing Off~~
  939.  
  940.  
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  942.  
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  944.  
  945. ~~PRIVATE CHAT, Sarah - Flames of Wrath~~
  946.  
  947. 9:30 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: So then, Sarah's alone
  948. 9:30 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Time to wander?
  949. 6:30 PM - Sarah Salem: Yep~
  950. 6:30 PM - Sarah Salem: I wander around throughout the tiers, just exploring the city or something.
  951. 9:33 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: The 4th Tier is always a hotspot of activity, so you figure you'd best explore around there, hoping to find any youma running about
  952. 9:34 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: While wandering, you happen to see... Princess. She enters a building, labeled "Mother Aria's Little Ones Orphanage"
  953. 9:35 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: What do? Follow, or wait?
  954. 9:35 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Or leave I guess but that's boring :v
  955. 6:34 PM - Sarah Salem: I'll...
  956. 9:36 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: you'll...
  957. 6:35 PM - Sarah Salem: hmmm
  958. 6:35 PM - Sarah Salem: I'll go inside~
  959. 9:37 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: You head inside shortly after Princess, and there you see a nice old lady sitting behind a desk with a dated computer
  960. 9:38 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: She looks up at you and smiles. "Oh my. You're a little young to be adopting, but a little old to be looking for a place to stay. Are you here to volunter?"
  961. 6:37 PM - Sarah Salem: "Um...sure?"
  962. 9:40 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: She chuckles. "Hoo hoo hoo. Don't think you can fool me, young lady. That's not why you're here. So what is?" she isn't really demanding an answer, but asking politely like a nice old lady
  963. 6:39 PM - Sarah Salem: I shrug. "I'm just exploring the city, really. I saw someone I know come in, so I followed."
  964. 9:42 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "Oh, you must mean Missy. She sure seems popular. First that nice blonde girl, now you. Please, head in the back, she should be with the children."
  965. 9:42 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: She directs you to a door
  966. 6:41 PM - Sarah Salem: I head through the door, slightly confused at 'Missy'.
  967. 9:45 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: You head in the direction indicated, and find Princess. Her back is to you, but she's kneeling down, and there are a number of kids surrounding her, all laughing and smiling
  968. 9:46 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: elsewhere in the room that's decorated with brightly painted walls and full of children and plates of all manner of sweets, a few kids are playfully chasing firecat
  969. 6:44 PM - Sarah Salem: ((are we going to fight in an orphanage))
  970. 6:44 PM - Sarah Salem: ((that sounds like a terrible idea))
  971. 6:45 PM - Sarah Salem: I stand a little ways away, waiting for her to be done with the little kids.
  972. 9:47 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Princess happens to look to the side, facing one of the kids to talk to them, and from her periphery vision, she spots you
  973. 6:46 PM - Sarah Salem: I wave lightly.
  974. 9:48 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: She has the faintest smile on her face, like, the most you've ever seen on her, and more than you could ever have imagined, but her eyes are glaring holes into you
  975. 6:47 PM - Sarah Salem: I give her my own smile, with an even, nonconfrontational look.
  976. 9:51 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Princess speaks up, "Hey kids, I've got to leave early, but - " the kids give a collective "awww," before Princess continues, "-but I'll be back soon. I just need to take care of something. Take this, before I go," Princess claps her hands, and all manner of sugary treats and confectionary delights appear scattered around the room, as if by ~magic~
  977. 9:52 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Princess rises, then walks over to you. "You and me. Outside." She walks past you without looking back
  978. 6:51 PM - Sarah Salem: "Hm?" I follow after her.
  979. 9:54 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: You follow her outside, as Princess leaves with a few parting words to the woman at the desk, "I have business to take care of, Aria. I'll be back."
  980. 9:54 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: You're led some ways down the street and away from the orphanage. Princess stops, then turns around and looks at you, staying about 20 paces away.
  981. 9:55 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "Alright, cunt. You may have given me the first two of my demands, but I'm here to collect on number three."
  982. 6:54 PM - Sarah Salem: "I'm afraid I don't recall."
  983. 9:56 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "Your corpse. You and me, we're finishing this."
  984. 6:56 PM - Sarah Salem: "Ah. You are really set on trying to kill me?"
  985. 9:57 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Without a word, she charges forwards, not transformed, but with a fist reared back in a punch
  986. 6:56 PM - Sarah Salem: I attempt to dodge it.
  987. 9:58 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: finesse, beat 21 :v
  988. 6:57 PM - Sarah Salem: dayum :v
  989. 9:59 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: double sixes bb
  990. 6:58 PM - Sarah Salem: 13 c:
  991. 10:00 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: You are socked solidly in the face once, twice and three times. Princess jumps backwards, fists still raised
  992. 6:59 PM - Sarah Salem: "Urgh!" One of my hands shoots to my face in response, clutching it.
  993. 7:00 PM - Sarah Salem: "I really don't see what killing me is going to accomplish."
  994. 10:02 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "Satisfaction!" she grunts, leaping for another punch
  995. 7:02 PM - Sarah Salem: "That's rather barbaric." I say, raising both hands to defend myself.
  996. 10:03 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: 15
  997. 7:02 PM - Sarah Salem: ((what do i roll?))
  998. 10:05 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: defending is probs physical
  999. 7:04 PM - Sarah Salem: kk
  1000. 7:04 PM - Sarah Salem: 18~
  1001. 10:06 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Your fists meet in mid-swing for several punches, neither dealing any solid damage
  1002. 10:06 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: You're free to act if you like
  1003. 7:07 PM - Sarah Salem: I keep talking, "Really, satisfaction? What is that going to do for you in the long run?"
  1004. 10:09 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Princess goes for a kick to trip you
  1005. 10:09 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: 20
  1006. 7:08 PM - Sarah Salem: I meet it with my own foot, holding my ground.
  1007. 7:09 PM - Sarah Salem: woops, failed~
  1008. 10:12 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: She kicks your legs out from under you, and you're down like a sack of potatoes
  1009. 10:12 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "In the long run, I'll have one less cunt to deal with."
  1010. 7:11 PM - Sarah Salem: I let my breath out in a huff as I tumble to the ground, caught off guard.
  1011. 10:12 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: She goes to elbow drop your face
  1012. 10:12 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: finesse to dodge~
  1013. 10:12 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: 16
  1014. 7:11 PM - Sarah Salem: 11, ow
  1015. 10:14 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: crrrrack
  1016. 10:14 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Princess rises from the ground and backs off, waiting for you to stand
  1017. 7:14 PM - Sarah Salem: I pull myself to my feet with a hand holding my broken nose, blood streaming freely from between my fingers.
  1018. 7:15 PM - Sarah Salem: " 'One less cunt'? We don't even see each other most of the time, you realize."
  1019. 7:16 PM - Sarah Salem: "If I wanted to, I could do a whole lot more than invite you out to tea."
  1020. 10:18 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "Well, let's see what you have now, then!" She charges at you again
  1021. 10:18 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: 15
  1022. 7:17 PM - Sarah Salem: I block her strikes with my free hand.
  1023. 7:17 PM - Sarah Salem: pfft, or not
  1024. 10:19 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: She isn't going for a punch, but rather, to push you
  1025. 10:20 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: and push you she does, as she charges with her shoulder forwards, ramming it into your gut
  1026. 10:21 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Your conflict, you realize, has slowly pushed you towards an alley, and this particular charge has pushed you into it and against an open dumpster.
  1027. 10:21 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Like all the other trash reciptacles in the city, there's no bottom. Just a tube that goes straight down
  1028. 7:21 PM - Sarah Salem: "Oof, damn!" I say as I fall through.
  1029. 10:22 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Princess grapples you without a second thought and falls in with you
  1030. 7:22 PM - Sarah Salem: "What are you doing? These things go straight down, you know!"
  1031. 10:25 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: This is not necessarily the case, you find, as the tube eventually curves into a slide after some time. The both of you proceed to slide down the dank, humid, and horrible-smelling tunnels
  1032. 10:25 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Princess, still holding you with one hand, goes to beat your face in with the other
  1033. 10:25 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: 15
  1034. 7:24 PM - Sarah Salem: I move to block it, ofc.
  1035. 7:24 PM - Sarah Salem: 17
  1036. 10:27 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: You put your arm up and block her strike
  1037. 10:27 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: You can hit back :v
  1038. 7:26 PM - Sarah Salem: Nah.
  1039. 7:26 PM - Sarah Salem: I take a quick look down the pipe to see where we're headed.
  1040. 10:30 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: You can't see shit, barring more pipe, dimly lit by caged lights spaced very far apart
  1041. 10:30 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: it's practically near-blackness
  1042. 10:30 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: But you still manage to see Princess' fist go for your face again, as you both continue to slide deeper into the city
  1043. 10:30 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: 15 again
  1044. 7:29 PM - Sarah Salem: 14, this time, I block it. With my face.
  1045. 10:31 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Your face meets her fist in a vicious head-to-hand duel that ends with you being in pain
  1046. 7:31 PM - Sarah Salem: I grunt as I take yet another hit to the head.
  1047. 7:31 PM - Sarah Salem: "This is ridiculous! It doesn't help anything!"
  1048. 10:33 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "It helps me to kill you!"
  1049. 10:34 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: 12
  1050. 7:32 PM - Sarah Salem: 15
  1051. 10:35 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: You grab her fist as the two of you round a corner and the incline steepens, your descent now going faster
  1052. 7:34 PM - Sarah Salem: "Damn it all, fine! If you want a fight, here!"
  1053. 7:34 PM - Sarah Salem: I attempt to spin us around so she's on the bottom, and headbutt her viciously.
  1054. 10:36 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: physical~
  1055. 7:34 PM - Sarah Salem: 17
  1056. 10:36 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: success!
  1057. 10:36 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: You manage to maneuver the two of you so you're on top, and then proceed to headbutt her viciously
  1058. 10:38 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Her head clangs against the metal of the tube as you continue to slide
  1059. 10:38 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "So you don't want to make this easy for me, huh? Well fine then!"
  1060. 7:38 PM - Sarah Salem: "What in the hell were you expecting? I'd rather not fight, but if push comes to shove, you're going to have a hell of a time versus me!"
  1061. 10:40 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "Good! Try this on for size, cunt!"
  1062. 10:40 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: 12~
  1063. 10:40 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: :v
  1064. 7:39 PM - Sarah Salem: I go to counter it with a solid hook to the side of her jaw.
  1065. 7:39 PM - Sarah Salem: 14
  1066. 10:42 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Her fist scrapes harmlessly against your cheek as yours connects solidly with her jaw
  1067. 10:42 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: meanwhile, your phone buzzes
  1068. 10:42 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: someone's texting you
  1069. 10:42 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: bit inconvenient at this time
  1070. 7:42 PM - Sarah Salem: I pull Satoya's phone and take a look, attempting to defend from whatever Princess throws at me in the meantime.
  1071. 10:44 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Ramona's texting! "Hey, whatcha up to? Me and Ally are gonna watch movies or something, feel like joining us?"
  1072. 10:45 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: You look ahead in the darkness, and see a split in the pipes that lead down 3 directions. The far left has a set of glowing eyes, and the right has a grinding sound. You slide down the middle as Princess attempts to flip you over onto the bottom again
  1073. 10:46 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: 14
  1074. 7:45 PM - Sarah Salem: I input a hurried message back to Ramona while I resist her flippage.
  1075. 7:45 PM - Sarah Salem: "Little busy fighting for my life maybe after im done with this"
  1076. 7:45 PM - Sarah Salem: 13, crap
  1077. 10:48 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: You're now on the bottom
  1078. 10:48 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: a tube ahead of the both of you clanks, and spews out a cluster of trash, which slides down the pipes
  1079. 7:48 PM - Sarah Salem: I try to flip us once more and push her down into it with my feet, pocketing my phone as I do.
  1080. 10:49 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: physss
  1081. 7:48 PM - Sarah Salem: 20!
  1082. 10:49 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: nailed it
  1083. 10:50 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: You push her down the pipe. She can't reach you from this angle and can only glare at you and call you a cunt as she flails, trying to clamber up the slippery pipe
  1084. 10:50 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: There's a light at the end of the tunnel. Quite literally, actually.
  1085. 10:51 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Princess slips out of it first, and while you can't see what's there, she freaks out. Below her, a platform of ice forms, and continues to form as she slides down it like a ramp
  1086. 10:52 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: You pop out shortly after. The room is, to put it simply, /massive/
  1087. 10:52 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Bigger than the "room" that held the scrap town in Tier 5
  1088. 10:53 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: The walls are dotted with pipes, that occasionally spit out trash, while the bottom (which is probably 30 feet below your pipe and the ice pathway kindly made by Princess) is full of mountains of garbage.
  1089. 10:54 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: The ice pathways spread out like veins in random directions across the room, supports slipping down to the garbage mountains below. Princess gets to her feet while sliding along the ice and crouches down, digging her nails into it to stop her slide
  1090. 10:55 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: You can try and stop your own slide before you crash into her
  1091. 7:54 PM - Sarah Salem: I brace myself and throw my shoulder forward, using the momentum of the slide to barrel into her.
  1092. 10:55 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: I'd say that's a fort roll
  1093. 7:54 PM - Sarah Salem: 14
  1094. 7:54 PM - Sarah Salem: good to change it up a bit i guess :v
  1095. 10:56 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Pass
  1096. 10:56 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Princess meguca's up as she goes to dodge
  1097. 10:57 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: failing miserably as you barrel into her
  1098. 10:57 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: roll 1d3
  1099. 7:56 PM - Sarah Salem: 3
  1100. 10:57 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: you deal 3 damage to her
  1101. 10:58 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: She creates a series of thin ice sheets like walls along the path that your momentum pushes the two of you through, before eventually you both stop, the sheets having slowed your momentum as you crashed through them. You're both still standing
  1102. 10:58 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Might wanna guc up, shit's gonna get real
  1103. 7:57 PM - Sarah Salem: "Oh, we're transforming now?"
  1104. 7:57 PM - Sarah Salem: I activate mine and raise my hook threateningly.
  1105. 10:59 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: physical for initative!
  1106. 7:57 PM - Sarah Salem: "Time to poke some holes, hm?"
  1107. 7:58 PM - Sarah Salem: 18, so close.
  1108. 10:59 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: rippu
  1109. 11:00 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "Let's end this."
  1110. 8:00 PM - Sarah Salem: "Gladly."
  1111. 11:01 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: She cracks her whip, and it catches fire. She then whips this at you
  1112. 11:02 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: 18
  1113. 8:01 PM - Sarah Salem: I raise my hook and slap the tip of the whip away as it nears me.
  1114. 8:01 PM - Sarah Salem: ((defending, not clashing))
  1115. 11:03 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: go for it
  1116. 8:01 PM - Sarah Salem: 11, failure.
  1117. 11:03 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: not gonna oc? :v
  1118. 8:02 PM - Sarah Salem: Not yet, at least.
  1119. 11:03 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: heh
  1120. 11:03 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: damage time, lesse whatchu get rekt for
  1121. 11:04 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: 10
  1122. 11:05 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: minimum damage :v
  1123. 8:04 PM - Sarah Salem: :V
  1124. 11:06 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: your go
  1125. 8:05 PM - Sarah Salem: I throw my right hand forward and use Time Out on her.
  1126. 8:06 PM - Sarah Salem: 19
  1127. 11:07 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: wuzzat do again
  1128. 11:07 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: freeze her?
  1129. 8:07 PM - Sarah Salem: yep
  1130. 11:09 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: well that's a pass :v
  1131. 8:07 PM - Sarah Salem: for 4 of anyones turn, since i got one raise
  1132. 8:08 PM - Sarah Salem: meaning i get to act freely twice, and then she's unfrozen
  1133. 11:09 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: well this sounds broken as hell for 1v1 combat
  1134. 8:08 PM - Sarah Salem: looks like it, but i don't plan on spamming it
  1135. 8:08 PM - Sarah Salem: that'd just be boring
  1136. 8:09 PM - Sarah Salem: this'll probably be the only time i use it this fight, deal?
  1137. 11:10 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: mind if we half the effect and add cooldown?
  1138. 11:10 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: fair enough
  1139. 11:10 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: or I guess it could stay the same, but once per battle
  1140. 8:09 PM - Sarah Salem: halving the effect makes it useless, but cooldown or once per battle sounds fine
  1141. 11:11 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: so once per battle then
  1142. 8:10 PM - Sarah Salem: aight
  1143. 8:11 PM - Sarah Salem: So, turn #1 for me.
  1144. 8:11 PM - Sarah Salem: How close is ye Princess.
  1145. 11:12 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: 2
  1146. 11:13 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: you didn't exactly back away very far after you rammed her
  1147. 8:13 PM - Sarah Salem: I get up right in her shit and throw a savage overhead, aiming right for her organic shoulder.
  1148. 8:13 PM - Sarah Salem: (helmsplitter yo)
  1149. 8:13 PM - Sarah Salem: 24
  1150. 11:15 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: welp, pass
  1151. 8:14 PM - Sarah Salem: woops, forgot the penalty
  1152. 8:14 PM - Sarah Salem: that should be 21
  1153. 8:14 PM - Sarah Salem: gotta remember for next time, ugh
  1154. 11:16 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: still a pass
  1155. 11:16 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: damage
  1156. 8:15 PM - Sarah Salem: ((1d6+halfattack for normal attack, right?))
  1157. 8:15 PM - Sarah Salem: ((i forget every time))
  1158. 11:17 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: aye
  1159. 11:17 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: +1 for the oc
  1160. 8:16 PM - Sarah Salem: 12 damage.
  1161. 8:17 PM - Sarah Salem: Turn #2 for me, after this she's unfrozen~
  1162. 11:19 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: mhm
  1163. 11:19 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: also, 1 damage to you
  1164. 11:19 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: magmatic blood~
  1165. 8:19 PM - Sarah Salem: I wince from the pain of attacking her, and then go for another swing at her shoulder, trying to cleave that arm entirely off.
  1166. 11:20 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: roll
  1167. 8:20 PM - Sarah Salem: 19
  1168. 11:21 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Unless you OC again, something comes up to block you~
  1169. 8:20 PM - Sarah Salem: 20, ive matched her now
  1170. 8:20 PM - Sarah Salem: gotta go higher?
  1171. 11:22 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: yep
  1172. 8:21 PM - Sarah Salem: i'll use luck for a +3, then
  1173. 8:21 PM - Sarah Salem: also you said we can take mid-battle changes, right? if so, im gonna do a temporary one
  1174. 11:22 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: aight
  1175. 8:22 PM - Sarah Salem: Your Things
  1176. 8:22 PM - Sarah Salem: time to steal Ramona's stuff
  1177. 11:25 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Anyways
  1178. 11:26 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: From the ice below you, firecat erupts, taking the blunt of your strike!
  1179. 11:26 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: and by that I mean firecat shatters into fireshards
  1180. 8:26 PM - Sarah Salem: "Stupid cat. Needs to stay out of the way."
  1181. 8:26 PM - Sarah Salem: So, do I cleave her arm off? Or do I need to roll damage first?
  1182. 11:28 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Neither, cat covered for her
  1183. 11:28 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: your pass killed the cat, otherwise it woulda still been kicking
  1184. 8:27 PM - Sarah Salem: Ah, fuck.
  1185. 8:27 PM - Sarah Salem: Princess is up and walking now, then.
  1186. 11:29 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Aye
  1187. 11:29 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: her go
  1188. 8:28 PM - Sarah Salem: ((should gekko roll initiative? i forgot i had him with me))
  1189. 11:30 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: sure, if you want him involved
  1190. 11:30 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Princess switches Twin Style to Counter Stance
  1191. 11:30 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: thennn
  1192. 8:29 PM - Sarah Salem: He got a 9, what a cute lil tyke~
  1193. 11:31 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: uses arcane imprisonment!
  1194. 11:31 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: 17 on support
  1195. 11:31 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: beat that with support
  1196. 8:31 PM - Sarah Salem: ah, fuck it i might as well
  1197. 8:31 PM - Sarah Salem: 19
  1198. 11:33 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: 19
  1199. 8:32 PM - Sarah Salem: is this the game we're playing now? :v
  1200. 8:32 PM - Sarah Salem: 22
  1201. 11:35 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: fine, you avoid being trapped
  1202. 11:35 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: your go
  1203. 8:34 PM - Sarah Salem: I'm aiming for her shoulder once more.
  1204. 8:35 PM - Sarah Salem: 18
  1205. 11:36 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: aight
  1206. 11:36 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: 19 http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/B1
  1207. 8:35 PM - Sarah Salem: To clash, or to defend?
  1208. 11:37 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: defend
  1209. 8:35 PM - Sarah Salem: She can have that exchange, then.
  1210. 8:36 PM - Sarah Salem: Gekko's turn~
  1211. 8:36 PM - Sarah Salem: He flips up off my back and lands on the end of my hook as I draw it back, widening his lid to give Princess an unnerving stare.
  1212. 8:36 PM - Sarah Salem: ((judging eye))
  1213. 8:37 PM - Sarah Salem: ((12, this thing doesnt even list a TN))
  1214. 11:38 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: it doesn't?
  1215. 11:38 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: thought I put one
  1216. 11:39 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: guess 12 works
  1217. 11:39 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: make it 10
  1218. 8:38 PM - Sarah Salem: ((kk))
  1219. 8:38 PM - Sarah Salem: ((Princess has a -1 to all challenges til next round, then))
  1220. 11:40 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: aight
  1221. 11:40 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Princess' turn?
  1222. 8:39 PM - Sarah Salem: yep
  1223. 11:43 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: She uses her second finisher, Final Impact!
  1224. 11:43 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "BURN IN HELL, CUNT"
  1225. 11:43 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: 23
  1226. 8:42 PM - Sarah Salem: Defending.
  1227. 8:42 PM - Sarah Salem: Also did you remember her -1?
  1228. 11:44 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: 22
  1229. 8:43 PM - Sarah Salem: I match her
  1230. 11:45 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: ocing~
  1231. 11:45 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: 24
  1232. 8:44 PM - Sarah Salem: 27
  1233. 11:45 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: 30
  1234. 8:44 PM - Sarah Salem: all or nothing, eh? :V
  1235. 11:45 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: aye
  1236. 11:46 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: not even NVNG'd
  1237. 11:46 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: c:
  1238. 8:45 PM - Sarah Salem: 31
  1239. 11:46 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: you using NVNG?
  1240. 8:45 PM - Sarah Salem: i am now
  1241. 11:48 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: aight, you win
  1242. 11:48 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: no damage
  1243. 11:48 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: but hey, no more NVNG
  1244. 11:48 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: eehehehehee
  1245. 11:49 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: As Princess shouts obscenities, a column of flame erupts from the ice in front of you, but you easily sidestep it to charge at her
  1246. 11:49 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: as Princess' flame burst from the ice, the room begins to grow quite a bit hotter, and the horrible stench is increased tenfold
  1247. 11:50 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: All around you, massive eruptions of fire shoot out from under the garbage mountains below at seemingly random intervals and locations, beginning to turn the waste into ash
  1248. 11:50 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: The flames reach high enough to begin melting the ice platform, and pieces of it crack off
  1249. 11:50 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: your go
  1250. 8:50 PM - Sarah Salem: I use Master Strike, and throw all of my weight into rending her arm from her body.
  1251. 11:51 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: so what's that do?
  1252. 8:50 PM - Sarah Salem: +3 to hit, +1d6 damage
  1253. 11:52 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: ah
  1254. 8:50 PM - Sarah Salem: 32
  1255. 11:52 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: clashing
  1256. 11:52 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: 35
  1257. 11:52 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: that 1 is rerolled on the 2, by the way
  1258. 8:51 PM - Sarah Salem: aight
  1259. 8:52 PM - Sarah Salem: I pay two resolve to boost one of my involuntary OC by +2
  1260. 11:53 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: also, she used NVNG, so she's got 2 more oc left
  1261. 8:52 PM - Sarah Salem: #dontcare
  1262. 8:52 PM - Sarah Salem: 38
  1263. 11:54 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: 49
  1264. 8:53 PM - Sarah Salem: pfft, thats hilarious
  1265. 8:53 PM - Sarah Salem: i love exploding dice
  1266. 11:54 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: and she still has 1 voluntary oc left
  1267. 11:54 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: and 3 luck
  1268. 11:54 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: c:
  1269. 8:53 PM - Sarah Salem: im aware
  1270. 8:53 PM - Sarah Salem: guess what ive got though~
  1271. 11:54 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: ?
  1272. 8:53 PM - Sarah Salem: c'mon you know
  1273. 8:53 PM - Sarah Salem: you love this one~
  1274. 8:54 PM - Sarah Salem: nah jk cant use feint on a finisher
  1275. 11:55 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: ah
  1276. 11:55 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: that shit
  1277. 11:55 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: so basically you're about to get fucked
  1278. 8:54 PM - Sarah Salem: i will use knights charge though
  1279. 11:56 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: that doesss
  1280. 8:54 PM - Sarah Salem: and allow her to clash
  1281. 8:54 PM - Sarah Salem: don't worry bout it, all it means is i'm taking -2 damage from her attack here
  1282. 8:55 PM - Sarah Salem: actually
  1283. 8:55 PM - Sarah Salem: nevermind, i wont use it
  1284. 8:55 PM - Sarah Salem: hit me
  1285. 11:56 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: :V
  1286. 11:56 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: aight then
  1287. 11:57 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: fuck it, throwing the last OC in for extra damage
  1288. 11:57 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: she doesn't like your face
  1289. 11:57 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: ahhahahahaha
  1290. 11:57 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: that's +9 from OC alone
  1291. 8:56 PM - Sarah Salem: doesn't matter then, no need to roll
  1292. 8:56 PM - Sarah Salem: Down, yo
  1293. 11:59 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: but
  1294. 11:59 PM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: I wanna roll
  1295. 8:58 PM - Sarah Salem: pfft, go for it :v
  1296. 12:00 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: 19
  1297. 12:00 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: c:
  1298. 8:58 PM - Sarah Salem: neat, fluff it
  1299. 12:02 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Your previous disputes having pushed you back somewhat, Sarah charges past the column of fire. Before she reaches Princess, the icy platform in front of her is shattered and melted instantly as a tower of flame erupts from below. Sarah disregards this, jumping /through/ the fire to strike at Princess
  1300. 12:02 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: who was waiting
  1301. 12:03 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: with a crack of her flaming icicle-covered whip, she wraps it around your neck and spins, whipping again to send you flying across the massive room as the towers of fire increase in number and the ice platforms begin to crumble
  1302. 12:05 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: You sail across open air, occasionally having your back skimmed by a tower of flames
  1303. 12:06 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Finally crashing against a wall, you begin falling to the trash pile below. You manage to look up and see Princess has a slight look of hesitation on her face
  1304. 12:06 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: roll social~
  1305. 9:06 PM - Sarah Salem: 13
  1306. 12:08 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Princess watches you fall for a moment before she stamps her foot once and starts running down the broken ice path towards you
  1307. 12:10 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: She leaps over the broken pieces of path as the room gets hotter still and the giant incinerator continues to do its job. Finally, she slips, and slides down the remaining bit of the path closest to you on her back, cracking her whip out at you.
  1308. 12:11 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: It, shockingly, isn't on fire or covered in pointy ice. It wraps around your arm and you're left dangling over the edge of a slippery platform, courtesy of one massive bitch
  1309. 9:11 PM - Sarah Salem: I reach up and grab onto the edge of the ice platform, the situation being all too familiar for me to let myself hang freely.
  1310. 12:13 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "...cunt."
  1311. 9:12 PM - Sarah Salem: "What are you...?"
  1312. 12:13 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: She hauls your ass up
  1313. 9:13 PM - Sarah Salem: I collapse onto my side, Gekko hopping around me, trying to make sure I'm alright.
  1314. 9:14 PM - Sarah Salem: Breathing heavy, I look up at her questioningly.
  1315. 12:16 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "Keep looking at me like that and I'll kick you back down there."
  1316. 12:17 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: your phone buzzes with about 15 texts
  1317. 12:17 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: one after the other
  1318. 9:16 PM - Sarah Salem: I drop my gaze.
  1319. 9:16 PM - Sarah Salem: Ignoring my phone for now, I ask her, "Well, why?"
  1320. 12:19 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "Doesn't matter." As fire bursts from below the two of you, it's redirected around both the platform and yourselves
  1321. 12:19 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "If we plan on living, we should leave."
  1322. 12:20 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: your phone continues to buzz with more texts, one after the other
  1323. 9:19 PM - Sarah Salem: "Um, how do we get out of here?"
  1324. 9:20 PM - Sarah Salem: I shift with a pained grunt and pull out my phone, reading all the billions of texts.
  1325. 12:21 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: All the messages are from Ramona, all of them say, "ARE YOU OK?!?"
  1326. 9:21 PM - Sarah Salem: I put in, "Not dead, don't think she will kill me"
  1327. 12:24 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "We get out the same way we came in."
  1328. 12:25 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: She grabs Gekko with her left hand and hauls you over her right shoulder, before she charges forwards along the broken path
  1329. 12:26 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: From your position atop her shoulder looking at your retreat, you see a wave of ice flowing beneath her feet, and as you approach the pipe you came from, Princess ducks, entering it smoothly, and the ice wave turns into a solid plug of ice that continues to grow taller as it shoots the both of you back through the series of tubes you slid down like, two hours ago
  1330. 12:28 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: "Hang tight, cunt. This is... a lot of work." she grunts in exertion
  1331. 9:28 PM - Sarah Salem: I nod. "Uh, th-thanks, by the way.
  1332. 12:31 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: your phone rings!
  1333. 9:31 PM - Sarah Salem: I glance up at Princess and then take the call.
  1334. 12:34 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: 9:33 PM - Ramona Boone: "Sarah?!? Oh god, is everything alright?"
  1335. 9:33 PM - Sarah Salem: "Uh, I think so."
  1336. 12:36 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: 9:34 PM - Ramona Boone: "Where are you? I'll crack the armory and come help you if I have to teddie!"
  1337. 9:35 PM - Sarah Salem: "There's no need, I'm not fighting anymore."
  1338. 12:39 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: 9:37 PM - Ramona Boone: I let out an audible sigh of relief, "What were you even doing that was so dangerous, you could have gotten yourself killed!"
  1339. 9:39 PM - Sarah Salem: "Just um, fighting this girl I know. It was a little one-sided, though."
  1340. 12:41 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: At last, you're fired out of a dumpster on Tier 4. Not the same one, you note, but definitely still on Tier 4
  1341. 12:41 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: You're thrown unceremoniously to the ground as Princess passes out in mid air, rolling a few feet.
  1342. 12:41 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: 9:40 PM - Ramona Boone: "...You know what, I don't even care right now, get yourself home right now! I'm so angry I want to punch you, but I'm so relieved I just want to hug you forever, it's too damn conflicting!"
  1343. 9:41 PM - Sarah Salem: "Oh damn. Is your dad or you any good at medical stuff?"
  1344. 9:41 PM - Sarah Salem: I pick myself up off the ground and inspect Princess's unconscious body.
  1345. 12:42 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: 9:41 PM - Ramona Boone: "No, why are you asking?"
  1346. 12:43 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: You feel that her skin is like very rough sandpaper
  1347. 12:43 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: but otherwise, she looks halfway decent
  1348. 12:43 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: except for the fact that she's pretty much just used up a week's worth of energy in 5 minutes
  1349. 9:42 PM - Sarah Salem: "Um. Can you meet me at a hospital?"
  1350. 12:44 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: 9:41 PM - Ramona Boone: "What'd you do damnit!"
  1351. 9:44 PM - Sarah Salem: "It's not what I did, shush. Just meet me here." I give her the directions to our usual hospital, and try to lift Princess.
  1352. 12:47 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: You haul Princess' dead weight up, and Gekko rolls out of her open hand, looking around to make sure he's not about to get murdered by anything
  1353. 12:47 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: 9:45 PM - Ramona Boone: "Tell me before I have a nervous breakdown Sarah!"
  1354. 9:47 PM - Sarah Salem: "Well, uh, I need to bring her to a hospital. And maybe myself. We're both torn up."
  1355. 12:49 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Gekko climbs up your leg and stands on Princess as you hold her. He begins poking her face
  1356. 12:49 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: 9:47 PM - Ramona Boone: "Wait wait wait, the chick who tried to kill you is still alive? Permission to test my new arm on that bitch?"
  1357. 9:48 PM - Sarah Salem: "Gekko, no."
  1358. 9:49 PM - Sarah Salem: "Denied. She did kind of save my life."
  1359. 12:50 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: 9:49 PM - Ramona Boone: "...She still tried to take it in the first place!"
  1360. 9:49 PM - Sarah Salem: "Ok, but so did I!"
  1361. 9:50 PM - Sarah Salem: I start walking to the hospital as I talk, worn out from the battle.
  1362. 12:53 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: 9:51 PM - Ramona Boone: "I don't care, you're my teddie! Probably had a good reason"
  1363. 9:53 PM - Sarah Salem: "Thank you for the support, but I still need to return the favor, ok? I do not really want her dead."
  1364. 12:56 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: 9:54 PM - Ramona Boone: "...Fine, she lives, for now"
  1365. 12:56 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: At the rate you're going, it'll take like, a few hours to get up to the hospital, considering it's T3 and you're on T4
  1366. 12:57 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: not that it matters, since you could just pause time, take your time walking, then show up a minute later from Ramona's perspective
  1367. 9:56 PM - Sarah Salem: That was pretty much my thoughts exactly.
  1368. 9:56 PM - Sarah Salem: Make it happen~
  1369.  
  1370. ~~END PRIVATE CHAT, Sarah - Flames of Wrath~~
  1371.  
  1372.  
  1373.  
  1374.  
  1375.  
  1376.  
  1377. ~~PRIVATE CHAT, Sarah and Ramona - Goddamnit a Hospital Again?~~
  1378.  
  1379. 12:58 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: About a minute later, Sarah arrives at the hospital to find Ramona waiting for her
  1380. 12:58 AM - Sarah Salem: ((sup birdbrain))
  1381. 12:58 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Sarah is currently carrying an unconscious girl with pink hair
  1382. 12:59 AM - Ramona Boone: ((Nothing you time shitlord))
  1383. 12:59 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: I should mention she's not transformed, and hasn't been since she passed out
  1384. 12:59 AM - Ramona Boone: "That's the one who tried to kill you?" I ask as I end the call
  1385. 1:00 AM - Sarah Salem: "Yes, this is her."
  1386. 1:02 AM - Ramona Boone: "Its tempting, real tempting to give her a face full of cannon... But I wont"
  1387. 1:04 AM - Sarah Salem: "Would you help me carry her? I am a little worn out from, well, you know."
  1388. 1:06 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: Last time you were at this hospital, you left it to kill Satoya :v
  1389. 1:06 AM - Sarah Salem: good times
  1390. 1:06 AM - Ramona Boone: I sigh, holding out my arms to take her "Fine, I'll take her for now"
  1391. 1:07 AM - Sarah Salem: I place her carefully into Ramona's arms and exhale heavily.
  1392. 1:07 AM - Sarah Salem: "Thanks. Let's get her inside."
  1393. 1:08 AM - Ramona Boone: I carry her inside as I shake my head "I can't believe you're being merciful on her, what if she gets better and kills you next time!"
  1394. 1:10 AM - Sarah Salem: "I don't think she will. She did save me this time, right?"
  1395. 1:10 AM - Ramona Boone: "Yeah, but she's in bad shape, maybe she only did it so that she'd survive this time"
  1396. 1:12 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: You bring Princess into the hospital. It's practically routine at this point. The doctors jog over and proceed to get her set up
  1397. 1:12 AM - Sarah Salem: "Um, not really. She had me exactly where she wanted me."
  1398. 1:12 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: hopefully she has the cash to pay the bills
  1399. 1:12 AM - Ramona Boone: "Listen, I don't care, if you're ever going to fight her, or see her again, bring me, understood?"
  1400. 1:13 AM - Sarah Salem: I nod. "Alright. Sorry for worrying you."
  1401. 1:14 AM - Ramona Boone: After the doctors take Princess away, I put Sarah into a hug that would probably kill a lesser girl "And for christ's sake... Don't ever scare me again like that teddie"
  1402. 1:16 AM - Sarah Salem: I flinch as she squeezes the burns across my back. "Ow ow ow, sorry!"
  1403. 1:17 AM - Not Drunk Enough for a Contract: seems a nice place to stop
  1404. 1:17 AM - Ramona Boone: Yep
  1405. 1:17 AM - Sarah Salem: I'm cool with that.
  1406.  
  1407. ~~END PRIVATE CHAT, Sarah and Ramona - Goddamnit a Hospital Again?~~
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