Kamumiya -【Breaking News】I am Her and She is Me – 東方 Project

Kamumiya -【Breaking News】I am Her and She is Me – Touhou Project

p.1
【Breaking News】
I am Her and She is Me

p.2
Gensoukyo
Someday, someplace
These two are bickering vigorously today as well.
You’re still going on with that?
Why won’t you understand?

p.3
It’s not that I don’t understand.
I just don’t see why I should comply with it.
I’ll take my leave now.
Ah. Please wait a minu-
-t-…
Huh?

p.4
Owowooooow…
Honestly! What are you doing!?
I’m sorry…
Huh?
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?

p.5
W-W-W-W-W-Why…?
What’s happening…!?
It seems like our mind and body are switched.
 Miko
Hijiri 
【Breaking News】I am Her and She is Me
I-I can’t believe this.
To think that such thing is…
I don’t want to believe it either, but that’s what happening to us now so we there’s no use denying it.

p.6
Seriously… You’ve pulled me into quite a mess.
…Hijiri?
Girl is in confusion
(This is bad! It’s a disaster! What will happen if everyone find out about this… I need to find a way to fix this as soon as possible. If we continue on like this then we have to live each other’s life, but how can we do that? I don’t know if I can handle living with those Taoists, and Miss Miko can’t possibly get along with the disciples in the temple. And more importantly, how am I going to explain this to everyone… AAGH!  I can’t think of a way out! Why is such thing happening to me!? This is so misfortunate… But this is no time for that! Anyway, I have to find a way to return us to normal no matter what!)
(Since it’s come to this!)
MISS MIKO!
I’M SORRY!

p.7
kkkhhhh~~~!
ARE YOU STUPID!?
(What are you thinking!?)
Sorryyyy.
I thought if we redo the same thing then we might return to normal…
No way that would…

p.8
Well, we have no other choice now, do we?
(Uuuu…)
Since we have no idea how to fix this, worrying about it here won’t change anything.
For the time being, let’s just see how it goes.
If it gets out of hand, then we’ll try asking help from someone who might know about it.
Alright…
Until then, we have no choice but to keep it secret from our followers.
(YA WANNA PICK A FIGHT!?)
Y-You’re right…
p.9
Divine Spirit Mausoleum
Crown Prince. Today we’re going to practice the Art of Tao Yin.
Let’s begin right away.
Y-Yes, let’s begin.
(Thank goodness today isn’t alchemy practice…)

p.10
(Miss Miko, what should I do…?)
(Take off your headphones.)
(?)
Crown Prince!?
Is something the matter!?
N-Nothing.
(She’s doing it wrong…)

p.11
(WROOONG! TAKE.OFF.YOUR.HEADPHONES!)
(Is it like this?)
(She finally got it.)
(This is… Miss Miko’s voice.)
(I’ll teach you how to do Tao Yin so just follow my instructions.)
(The ability to read desires can also be used like this, huh.)

p.12
(First you turn on that radio over there.)
(Then you move your body according to the sound.)
(Huh? Isn’t this music…)
Arm Exercise ♪
(This is Radio Calisthenics!!)
Three
Two
One
<Of course, real Tao Yin is not Radio Calisthenics>
Yep, that’s the stuff.
(Are they really okay with this!?)

p.13
Myouren Temple {Though he used the wrong kanji for the first one}
…
(She’s chanting the sutra normally.)
(Oh, right…)
(She was one of the originator who spread Buddhism in Japan.)

p.14
(Then I guess there’s nothing to worry about.)
Sister, thank you for the hard work.
Yes, thank you.
Well then, I’ll leave it to you to prepare dinner.
HUH?
“Huh?” Could it be that you forgot?
Today’s your turn to make dinner, Sister.
…Hijiri.

p.15
You cannot cook!?
Actually, yeah…
So there’s such a flaw…
Hmm, if that’s the case… this is quite troublesome.
Eh?
You’re not saying that I should make it myself, right!?
No, I have to make a whole lot, but…
But…?

p.16
Nue often comes to snatch them while I’m making dinner.
DISCIPLINE HER.
Then how about this.
Hmm… I guess we don’t have a choice…

p.17
Wh-Why…?
Why are these people here!?
You got some nerve saying that after calling us over.
Now, now. It’s not bad for a change.
HIJIRIIII!?

p.18
Hmph.
If it wasn’t for the Crown Prince’s order, we wouldn’t even step into such a foul place!
WHAT DID YOU SAY!?
H-Hey, watch your words, Futo!
W-We’ll go and start making dinner now.
Please stop quarrelling and wait warmly, okay?

p.19
(The Crown Prince is going to cook…!?)
(And with that Priest, of all people!?)
(Just what is wrong with you, Hijiri…!?)
*GASP!*

p.20
*FAK YU*
(…!)
*GO DAI*
(Something’s definitely up here…!!)
p.21
(Huh?)
(Doesn’t it look like the Crown Prince is doing it better…?)
(That Hijiri is being taught how to cook…!?)
Well, let’s carry them out.
Okay.
(CRAP!!!)

p.22
Dinner’s ready!
Futo, Tojiko, line up the plates.
…Huh?
What was that…?
AH.
Actually…

p.23
YOUR BODIES ARE SWAPPED!?
That’s right…
I can’t believe it… How did it happen!?
Well, I tumbled and we bumped our heads, so…
HEY! DON’T YOU DARE LAUGH!
GYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

p.24
Is there no way to return you to normal?
If we know that, then we won’t be having such a hard time now…
We’re thinking on meeting the doctor of Eientei tomorrow.
Though I wonder if she knows about this…
Who knows… But nothing will change unless we try.
Shall I go send the Tanukis to find someone who might have an idea?
Hehehe.
Seems like weird rumors will spread, so please don’t.

p.25
Sorry for staying over for the night.
It’s fine. It’s already late after all.
In the end, everyone found out about it…
but it’s not so bad.
Even if we continue to hide it, I think someone like Mamizou will see through it eventually.

p.26
Still… I’m a bit glad things turn out like this.
Huh?
I get to listen to the chanting from the originator who spread Buddhism in this land.
……
L-Let’s just sleep!
Okaaay.
The Next Day

p.27
You’re back to normal!?
H-How did that happen!?
Well… By the time we’re awake, we found ourselves back to our own bodies.
Is that so~
What a relief~
I wonder what the cause was.
I wonder… Perhaps it was a message from the Buddha?
“Make up you two!” or something.
Crown Prince!?
More importantly, I am hungry.
Then let’s have breakfast!
Oh, can I join you again to prepare them?
!!??
Enough with that reaction!

Afterword
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