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- >You are anon.
- >You are the happiest man alive.
- >You can’t believe that you have your dream job.
- >The fluffy pony population has exploded and the government has stepped up efforts to curb their population.
- >And in their hiring frenzy they hired you!
- >Fuck yea!
- >The best thing is that they don’t care how you dispose of the fluffies.
- >And you have plans.
- >Oh you have plans.
- >The pen assigned to you sets there staring in fear.
- >They know you are here to give them owies.
- >They are huddling, shaking and crying.
- >”pwease nuu gif sowwies…”, “Fwuffy gif huggies fo daddeh….”, “Fwuffy nuu wan owies…”
- >There tears are delicious.
- >And the government is paying you to do this!
- >You pull out your table with all the devices on it.
- >You bring up a scalpel and let the glint of the blade shine in their faces.
- >They whine pitifully.
- >You bring up the file and drag your finger across it.
- >It is hard a rough against your skin.
- >You smile.
- >The pain this will make against a fluffies tender hoof will be exquisite.
- >You pick up a hack saw and test it against the side of the table.
- >It cuts easily.
- >You can’t help but to giggle as you set it back down.
- >The rest of the tools look up at you begging to be used.
- >You can’t wait to get started.
- >You reach into the pen.
- >It is hilarious how these little shit bags truddle about trying to keep from getting caught.
- >You easily grab one up that had closed its eyes and ran toward you.
- >”Pwease nuu hewt fwuffy! Am gud fwuffy! Pwease!”
- >Its cute how its little legs kick about.
- >You carry it over to euthanization the table.
- >”Wahhhhhh! Nuu wan owies! Wahhhh! Pwease nuu hewt fwuffy! Wahhhhhhhh!”
- >You can’t belive the government is paying you to take care of your abuse boner!
- >You hold him down and strap his legs down.
- >You pull up the large wiggling dildo.
- >The fluffy screams in terror when he sees it.
- >Not yet… too soon for this.
- >You set it back down and bring up a drill.
- >It is already plugged into the wall.
- >Government spares no expense!
- >It has a half inch drill bit already in place.
- *Whrrrrr….*
- *WHRRRRRRRRR!”
- >You rev it a few times.
- >The fluffy screams in terror.
- >It starts to shake its head from side to side.
- >You grab it and hold it still.
- >The fluffy is panting as you bring the drill closer to its eye.
- *WHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!*
- >You have it going full blast.
- >You slowly lower it down.
- >The fluffy is too dumb to close its eyes to try to avoid what is coming.
- >The fluff around his is starting to twist about from the wind from the drill bit.
- *WHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!*
- >Fuck its great being a government employee!
- *WHRRR-RRrrrr….Whrrrrrr…”
- >The fuck?
- >The bit stops spinning.
- >You pick it up looking at it pulling the trigger watching as nothing happens.
- >The door to the room flies open, “Ok every one! Wrap it up and go home!”
- >You turn and see your supervisor walking in, “What’s up?”
- >He walks over and takes your fluffy off the table, “Fucking government shut down! We’re all out of a job!”
- >”But-“
- >”No goddamn buts! We don’t even have money to keep the fluffies!”
- >He opens the pen and runs the fluffies out the door.
- >”Hey! I can still kill fluffies though right?
- >He turns around, “What!? People are out of work and you want to do work for free so they can’t find a job!?”
- >He gets in your face, “You are the worst fucking scum!”
- >You look at him, “Well what the fuck do I do now?”
- >He starts to walk out, “Just collect unemployment!”
- >Whoa! That’s a pretty good….
- >Wait a minute!
- >”Hey! I can’t collect unemployment! The government is shut down!”
- >”Well I guess you’re doubly fucked! Enjoy being defunded!”, he slams the door on his way out.
- >You look at your table and all the equipment you will never use.
- >”Wow… working for the government sucks!”
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