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- >you ever faceplant?
- >hurts like fucking hell...
- >how did it happen?
- >well, there i was, trying to get the hell out of a tree i decided to climb, how i got up i dont know, but i know i cant jump as high as i was
- >needless to say i needed to jump down
- >problem is, just before i hit the ground, white blinding light hit me
- >now, you know that part in spykids 2 where they are falling forever?
- >yea... you dont know how long you were falling, but you lost that weird sensation you get when you fall a long distance
- >and there it is again, white blinding light
- >FACE MEET FLOOR
- >and there, back where we started.
- >nose bleeding, and possibly broken, and most likely some broke teeth, your face is numb
- >face still on floor, you hear it
- >plunk and the sound ow water backlash...
- >its unmistakable...
- >that was shit hitting the water
- >curiosity killed the cat, you try to smell...
- >you smell blood, and just as you are about to think smell will be fucked for a while... it hits you...
- >yep
- >shit
- >you begin to raise your head
- fucking owwww
- >and you begin to see it...
- >4 legs
- >the fuck...
- >looking up more
- >toilet
- >*plunk*
- >didn't need to see that
- >you look higher
- >blood streaming down your face, dripping on the ground
- >you see a white horse, with a breast plate...
- >wings....
- >and a horn....
- >*plunk* *plunk*
- >somehow you can tell the look on its face
- >shock
- >embarasement
- >fear
- >concern
- >*plunk*
- >hay theres embarasment again
- >well fuck it
- hello...
- >...
- >"hello"
- ...
- holy shit you can talk
- >"yes... as can you..."
- >well... shit...
- >"let me fix that"
- >horn glows
- >face feels fine
- >no more bleeding
- >well, only one thing to do
- i hit my head harder than i thought
- >face, meet bloor
- >bleeding resume
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