Danganronpa: The IRC Edition

[23:24] == ClonesofLA has changed nick to MonokumaLA
[23:25] <MonokumaLA> ahhhhh.......who wants to be executed?
[23:25] <MonokumaLA> InsnaityLA: And I thought he disappeared....wait..there's 2 MONO-
[23:25] <MonokumaLA> Urusai Insanity....errrmmm...Chaotic insanity is here and Chain or Roxas will be executed
[23:26] <MonokumaLA> by this one Q.....get it wrong and you'll be exeucted got it
[23:26] <MonokumaLA> UPUPUPUPU~
[23:26] <RoxasXIIILK> ....
[23:26] * RoxasXIIILK disappears
[23:26] <MonokumaLA> <Doors closes and locks>
[23:26] <RoxasXIIILK> DAMN!!
[23:26] <MonokumaLA> UPUPUPUPU~ u can't leave...let's have a DESPAIR OF A TIME
[23:27] * RoxasXIIILK claws at the door
[23:27] <MonokumaLA> Q: Name Lucy Heartfilia's main equipment to use her magic
[23:27] <RoxasXIIILK> Her Keys
[23:27] <RoxasXIIILK> gate keys
[23:27] <MonokumaLA> <Jeopardy mucis starts>
[23:28] <MonokumaLA> UPUPUPUPU~ correct which means...
[23:28] <MonokumaLA> Chainy....
[23:28] <RoxasXIIILK> easy :D
[23:28] <MonokumaLA> gets...
[23:28] <MonokumaLA> EXECUTED
[23:28] <RoxasXIIILK> YYAAAAAAAAY
[23:28] <MonokumaLA> <Monokuma dings a bell>
[23:28] <MonokumaLA> <Chainoffire has been proved guilty and will be executed>
[23:29] <MonokumaLA> ------ Volcanic Desserts-------
[23:29] <+Chainoffire> wait what?
[23:29] * RoxasXIIILK sits in chair and watches
[23:29] <MonokumaLA> <Chain is "chained" up in a log of wood>
[23:29] <+Chainoffire> AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN YAY!! I WENT AFK!!!
[23:29] * Chainoffire looks down
[23:29] <+Chainoffire> oh the irony.
[23:29] <MonokumaLA> <Monokuma is in a helicopter and grabs the log with the claw>
[23:29] * RoxasXIIILK eats popcorn
[23:29] <+Chainoffire> get it? the chains are made of iron?
[23:29] <RoxasXIIILK> Nothing personal :D
[23:30] <MonokumaLA> <Helicopter is taken to a volcano about to erupt>
[23:30] <MonokumaLA> <monokuma waves at a distressed Chain then releases the claw>
[23:30] <+Chainoffire> Chains + fire = more irony
[23:30] <MonokumaLA> <Chain falls into the lava>
[23:30] * Chainoffire is underneath the lava
[23:30] <MonokumaLA> <Until CHain relizes that the lava is red jelly>
[23:30] * Chainoffire thinking this is quite cold
[23:31] <MonokumaLA> <Monokuma presses a button>
[23:31] <+Chainoffire> Jelly! Yum! *starts to suffocate*
[23:31] <MonokumaLA> <A huge anchor crushes the volcano and Chain to death>
[23:31] * RoxasXIIILK watches
[23:31] <MonokumaLA> UPUPUPUPU DA DA DA DAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~!!
[23:31] <MonokumaLA> -----END EXECUTION -----
[23:32] <+Chainoffire> I'm not liking these executions.
[23:32] == MonokumaLA has changed nick to InsanityLA
[23:32] * RoxasXIIILK cheers
[23:32] <InsanityLA> False sense of hope huh
[23:32] <+Chainoffire> what hope?
[23:32] <InsanityLA> hmmmm reminds me of another villain who did that to it's vicitims
[23:32] <InsanityLA> u fell into red jelly thinking it was lava
[23:33] <InsanityLA> then....u get crushed
[23:33] <InsanityLA> yeah....
[23:33] <InsanityLA> false hope right there
[23:33] * RoxasXIIILK nods head
[23:33] <+Chainoffire> yeah.. i had no hope, I learned from caster not to do that.
[23:33] <InsanityLA> ku ku ku....
[23:33] <InsanityLA> or Monobear
[23:33] == InsanityLA has changed nick to MonokumaLA
[23:33] <MonokumaLA> so who wants to keep going?
[23:34] <+Chainoffire> im pastepinning this
[23:34] <MonokumaLA> <Door locks with chains and machine guns guarding the exit>
[23:34] <+Chainoffire> I have a feeling that we don't actually have a choice. so... yeah.
[23:34] * RoxasXIIILK tries to slowly tiptoe away
[23:34] <RoxasXIIILK> DAMNIT
[23:34] <MonokumaLA> ^
[23:34] <MonokumaLA> UPUPUPU~
[23:34] <+Chainoffire> Roxas, you obviously aren't familiar with LA's clones..
[23:34] <MonokumaLA> Q: Name any OP from Fairy Tail...
[23:34] <RoxasXIIILK> SNow fairy
[23:35] <RoxasXIIILK> :D
[23:35] <+Chainoffire> Towa No Kizuna
[23:35] <MonokumaLA> DING!
[23:35] <MonokumaLA> Roxas got there first
[23:35] <RoxasXIIILK> yay lol
[23:35] <+Chainoffire> SONOFABITCH!
[23:35] <+Chainoffire> I call for an appeal!
[23:35] <MonokumaLA> Overruled
[23:35] * RoxasXIIILK does happy jig
[23:35] <MonokumaLA> UPPUPUPU~
[23:35] * Chainoffire trips Roxas in his happy jig
[23:35] <MonokumaLA> <Chain has been found guilty and will be executed>
[23:35] * RoxasXIIILK falls on face
[23:36] <+Chainoffire> f*ck everything
[23:36] <MonokumaLA> -------BEGIN EXECUTION ---------
[23:36] <MonokumaLA> <Chainoffire is placed in a dinner hall>
[23:36] <+Chainoffire> more food?
[23:36] * RoxasXIIILK sits on chair again with popcorn
[23:36] <MonokumaLA> <Chain starts eating everything>
[23:36] <+Chainoffire> mine as well
[23:36] <MonokumaLA> <Until Monokuma appears with a hot chicken>
[23:36] * Chainoffire steals some of Roxas' popcorn
[23:36] <RoxasXIIILK> o.O
[23:37] <MonokumaLA> <Monokuma stuffs it into Chain's mouth>
[23:37] <RoxasXIIILK> HAY
[23:37] * Chainoffire stares at hot chickeen
[23:37] <MonokumaLA> <Monokuma checks timer>
[23:37] <RoxasXIIILK> HA MEANY
[23:37] <MonokumaLA> 10
[23:37] <MonokumaLA> 9
[23:37] <MonokumaLA> 8
[23:37] <MonokumaLA> 7
[23:37] <MonokumaLA> 6
[23:37] <MonokumaLA> 5
[23:37] <MonokumaLA> 4
[23:37] <MonokumaLA> 3
[23:37] <MonokumaLA> 2
[23:37] <MonokumaLA> 1
[23:37] <MonokumaLA> <BOOM!~>
[23:37] <+Chainoffire> its a bomb isn't it?
[23:37] <MonokumaLA> <Chain's head parts goes flying and some onto your screen>
[23:37] <RoxasXIIILK> lol dying words
[23:37] <MonokumaLA> ----- END EXECUTION---------
[23:38] <RoxasXIIILK> NOOOOOoooooooooo some got in my popcorn!!!!!
[23:38] == MonokumaLA has changed nick to ShyLA
[23:38] <ShyLA> uuuuuuuuuu is is is is it over?
[23:38] <+Chainoffire> no, don't give into the false hope.
[23:38] <ShyLA> but but im scared of Monokuma
[23:38] <ShyLA> <weeps>
[23:39] <ShyLA> uuuuuu~
[23:39] * RoxasXIIILK fears another round
[23:39] <ShyLA> but if something were to-
[23:39] * Chainoffire things Roxas is getting help
[23:39] <ShyLA> <ShyLA gets knockout by InsnaityLA>
[23:39] == ShyLA has changed nick to InsnaityLA
[23:39] <InsnaityLA> meh
[23:40] <InsnaityLA> <InsnaityLA leaves>
[23:40] == InsnaityLA has changed nick to MonokumaLA
[23:40] <+Chainoffire> here it comes!
[23:40] <MonokumaLA> UPUPUPUPU~ guess who's back
[23:40] <+Chainoffire> sexy?
[23:40] <MonokumaLA> DOn't even think of leaving
[23:40] <RoxasXIIILK> ^
[23:40] <MonokumaLA> Q: Name the top OP of fall 2013 right now
[23:41] <+Chainoffire> oh wait, roxas was here the whole time
[23:41] <MonokumaLA> for LA's perefrences of course
[23:41] <RoxasXIIILK> fuck
[23:41] <RoxasXIIILK> oops i mean f*ck
[23:41] <MonokumaLA> ku ku ku
[23:41] <+Chainoffire> Aoki Hagane no Arpeggio Ars Nova
[23:41] <MonokumaLA> Roxas better find that link
[23:41] <MonokumaLA> DING!
[23:41] <+Chainoffire> HAHA!
[23:42] <MonokumaLA> yes, it was intentional...ohh well....
[23:42] <RoxasXIIILK> DAMMMITTT
[23:42] <MonokumaLA> <Monokuma dings a bell>
[23:42] * Chainoffire looks in cupboard
[23:42] <+Chainoffire> we're out of popcorn
[23:42] <MonokumaLA> <Roxas has been found guilty and will be exeucted>
[23:42] * Chainoffire glares at Roxas
[23:42] <MonokumaLA> ----BEGIN EXECUTION-----
[23:42] <RoxasXIIILK> here you can have my popcorn chain
[23:42] <MonokumaLA> <Dark & dark & Xemnas>
[23:42] <+Chainoffire> thanks :D
[23:43] * Chainoffire turns on lamp
[23:43] <MonokumaLA> <Roxas is stuck in Xemnas's final stage>
[23:43] <MonokumaLA> Until Xemnas's lazors  starts firing at Roxas randomly
[23:43] <RoxasXIIILK> .....F*ck me...
[23:43] <MonokumaLA> Roxas dodges all of them
[23:43] * RoxasXIIILK runs in circles screaming
[23:43] <+Chainoffire> Roxas! use the keyblade!
[23:44] <+Chainoffire> or run around like a little girl.. that works too..
[23:44] <MonokumaLA> .....until a stray lazors hit Roxas squre on the head
[23:44] <RoxasXIIILK> Cleh
[23:44] <MonokumaLA> Roxas wakes up
[23:44] <+Chainoffire> haha, at least I get food
[23:44] <MonokumaLA> aaaaaaaand..........
[23:44] <RoxasXIIILK> ....
[23:44] <MonokumaLA> see's Roxas's whole body sliced in two
[23:44] <RoxasXIIILK> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[23:44] <MonokumaLA> before a Twilight Thorn eats him
[23:45] <MonokumaLA> ....
[23:45] <MonokumaLA> UPUPUPU~
[23:45] <MonokumaLA> ------ END EXECUTION --------
[23:45] == MonokumaLA has changed nick to InsanityLA
[23:45] <InsanityLA> <yawns>
[23:45] <+Chainoffire> wait.. how are we still alive?
[23:45] <RoxasXIIILK> ditto
[23:45] <InsanityLA> meh...
[23:45] <RoxasXIIILK> ^
[23:45] <InsanityLA> anime logic
[23:45] <+Chainoffire> aye...
[23:45] <RoxasXIIILK> btw chain howd you like the popcorn?
[23:46] <RoxasXIIILK> AYE
[23:46] <InsanityLA> he'...then how is the orginal LA still alive
[23:46] <+Chainoffire> not bad. I added some salt to it
[23:46] <InsanityLA> heck..LA still had it worse than u guys
[23:46] <InsanityLA> 7 trials....
[23:46] <InsanityLA> -.-
[23:46] <+Chainoffire> but you servived all of them...
[23:46] <RoxasXIIILK> by the way it had ChainofFire chunks in it
[23:47] <InsanityLA> ku ku  ku
[23:47] <+Chainoffire> is cannibalism legal?
[23:47] <RoxasXIIILK> :P
[23:47] <InsanityLA> somehwat...
[23:47] <InsanityLA> the Sloth trial was the worst
[23:47] <RoxasXIIILK> technically you were eating youself sooooo
[23:47] <InsanityLA> though the Lust trial wasn't that ba-
[23:47] <InsanityLA> SHUT UP
[23:47] * RoxasXIIILK stares at in fear
[23:47] * Chainoffire waits for monokumaLa to reappear
[23:47] <InsanityLA> ohhh Monobear?
[23:48] <RoxasXIIILK> STOP GIVING IDEAS!!!
[23:48] <InsanityLA> <InsnaityLA picks up a knocked out MonokumaLA>
[23:48] <InsanityLA> yeah passed out cold when I arrived
[23:48] <InsanityLA> ohh yeah I punched him before i got back
[23:48] <InsanityLA> eh...who woould have known it was that simple to get out
[23:48] <InsanityLA> *rimshot*
[23:49] <+Chainoffire> false hope LA.. false hope.
[23:50] <InsanityLA> no really Monobear is done.......
[23:50] <InsanityLA> ............for now
[23:50] * Chainoffire pokes monobear with a stick
[23:50] * RoxasXIIILK cheers
[23:50] <InsanityLA> well MonobearLA is a part of LA soooooo....
[23:50] <InsanityLA> yeah...
[23:51] * Chainoffire kicks monobear (x1)
[23:51] * RoxasXIIILK joins Chain
[23:51] <InsanityLA> <no response from Monobear>
[23:51] * Chainoffire contiues kicking
[23:51] <InsanityLA> <no response from Monobear>
[23:52] <RoxasXIIILK> ... we should put him through a woodchipper :D
[23:52] <+Chainoffire> >:D
[23:52] <+Chainoffire> wait!
[23:52] <RoxasXIIILK> feet first >:D
[23:52] <RoxasXIIILK> what?
[23:52] <InsanityLA> ummmmm guys....Monobear is a part of me...
[23:52] <InsanityLA> me??...I mean LA
[23:52] * Chainoffire cuts off monobear's head and places it on a stick
[23:52] * RoxasXIIILK stares at LA
[23:52] <InsanityLA> I mean LA
[23:53] <+Chainoffire> aaaaand?
[23:53] <RoxasXIIILK> ^
[23:53] <+Chainoffire> FEET FIRST IT IS!!
[23:53] <InsanityLA> if u kill Monobear, Monobear will somehow be resurrected
[23:53] <RoxasXIIILK> ......
[23:53] <InsanityLA> sans like all the clones LA has...
[23:53] <InsanityLA> yeah...it's useless to do it
[23:53] <+Chainoffire> wait I have an idea!
[23:53] * Chainoffire whispers to Roxas
[23:53] * RoxasXIIILK looks at chain
[23:54] <InsanityLA> <stares>
[23:54] <InsanityLA> geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[23:54] * RoxasXIIILK nods rapidly with a big smile
[23:55] * Chainoffire still whispering to Roxas
[23:55] * RoxasXIIILK whispers to Chain
[23:56] <InsanityLA> geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[23:56] * Chainoffire and Roxas are scheming on PM
[23:56] * RoxasXIIILK nods
[23:57] <InsanityLA> geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[23:58] <+Chainoffire> ALRIGHT!
[23:58] * RoxasXIIILK evil grin
[23:58] * Chainoffire uses the power of guilty crown to pull out Monobear LA
[23:58] <InsanityLA> ummmm problem
[23:59] <InsanityLA> clone = no soul
[23:59] <InsanityLA> by product of LA remember?
[23:59] <+Chainoffire> oh yeah..
[23:59] <InsanityLA> yeah..
[23:59] <InsanityLA> <LA smacks Chain with a paper fan>
[23:59] * Chainoffire beats LA "COME OUT MONOBEAR!!!"
[23:59] <InsanityLA> <no response>
[00:00] <+Chainoffire> hmmm....
[00:00] <+Chainoffire> oh no! I'm so alive! if only someone were to execute me!
[00:00] <RoxasXIIILK> .....
[00:00] * RoxasXIIILK giggles
[00:00] <InsanityLA> <no response>
[00:01] * Chainoffire waits a bit
[00:01] <InsanityLA> pfffft cliched line in any book Chain -.-
[00:01] <InsanityLA> <no response>
[00:01] <+Chainoffire> well okay then, i guess I can just leave.. <starts to leave>
[00:02] * RoxasXIIILK sits on gorund
[00:02] <InsanityLA> <no response>
[00:02] * Chainoffire pulls open the door
[00:02] <InsanityLA> <poof>
[00:03] <InsanityLA> DLA: Hello Chain
[00:03] <+Chainoffire> DLA!
[00:03] <+Chainoffire> well I guess that's close enough..
[00:03] <InsanityLA> ohhhhhh so that's the foreshadowing...
[00:03] <InsanityLA> wait wha-
[00:03] <InsanityLA> <poof>
[00:04] <InsanityLA> <DLA in the smoke: I'll deal with u later chain...i gotta watch a magical girl ser-..no wait I didn't say th->
[00:04] <InsanityLA> <DLA leaves>
[00:04] <InsanityLA> InsanityLA: ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
[00:04] <InsanityLA> ummm...
[00:04] * RoxasXIIILK is suddenly next to LA poking him in the cheek repeatedly
[00:04] <InsanityLA> BIG LIPPED ALLIGATOR MOMNET
[00:05] * RoxasXIIILK poke
[00:05] <+Chainoffire> well, since this isn't really going anywhere, and I can't find the tardis... LAST RESORT IT IS!!
[00:05] * RoxasXIIILK poke
[00:05] * Chainoffire points at InsanityLA
[00:05] * RoxasXIIILK poke
[00:05] <InsanityLA> ?
[00:05] <InsanityLA> stop that
[00:05] * RoxasXIIILK poke
[00:05] <+Chainoffire> Roxas, down boy.
[00:05] <InsanityLA> <InsanityLA smakcs Roxas with a paper fan>
[00:05] * RoxasXIIILK whines
[00:05] <RoxasXIIILK> owy
[00:06] <+Chainoffire> Insanity LA, i have a question for you?
[00:06] <+Chainoffire> **you!
[00:06] <InsanityLA> aye
[00:06] <InsanityLA> ok wat???
[00:06] * RoxasXIIILK watches intently
[00:06] <+Chainoffire> What country is Bandit Keith from in YuGiOh the abriged series?
[00:07] <InsanityLA> Canada
[00:08] <InsanityLA> but he likes America??????????????????
[00:08] <InsanityLA> hmmm
[00:08] <InsanityLA> but yeah Canada
[00:08] <RoxasXIIILK> ...................
[00:08] <+Chainoffire> so Canada is your final answer?
[00:09] <InsanityLA> yes
[00:10] <+Chainoffire> *BUZZ*
[00:10] * RoxasXIIILK smiles
[00:10] <+Chainoffire> <LA has been found guilty and will be executed>
[00:10] * RoxasXIIILK chains LA up
[00:10] <InsanityLA> ummmm...he is Canadian
[00:10] <+Chainoffire> [23:42] <MonokumaLA> ----BEGIN EXECUTION-----
[00:10] <+Chainoffire> ** ----BEGIN EXECUTION-----
[00:10] <InsanityLA> in YGOTAS he is
[00:10] <+Chainoffire> yeah, but we feel like executing you anyways
[00:10] <InsanityLA> in the original he is American
[00:11] <InsanityLA> ohhhh....
[00:11] <InsanityLA> welll then trade LA's plz
[00:11] == InsanityLA has changed nick to JamesRollestonLA
[00:11] <+Chainoffire> we'll grand you one trade
[00:11] <JamesRollestonLA> there we NOOOOOOOOOOO~
[00:11] <JamesRollestonLA> !
[00:11] <JamesRollestonLA> have this clone
[00:11] <JamesRollestonLA> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!
[00:11] <+Chainoffire> anyways BEGIN ROXAS!
[00:11] <JamesRollestonLA> YES~!
[00:11] <JamesRollestonLA> <aye> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!~
[00:11] * RoxasXIIILK smiles
[00:12] * Chainoffire watches
[00:12] <+Chainoffire> we can execute you because you got 2 wrong on the quiz
[00:12] <+Chainoffire> and because shut up.
[00:12] <RoxasXIIILK> *LA is strapped to a conveyor belt that is attached to a wood chipper
[00:13] <RoxasXIIILK> *
[00:13] <+Chainoffire> any last words LA?
[00:13] <JamesRollestonLA> *JamesRollestonLA
[00:13] <JamesRollestonLA> trade ANOTHER CLONE NOT M-
[00:13] * RoxasXIIILK starts the machine
[00:14] <+Chainoffire> what was that? I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF YOUR INEVITABLE DEATH!
[00:14] * RoxasXIIILK readies some hot coals
[00:14] <JamesRollestonLA> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!
[00:14] * RoxasXIIILK starts the conveyor belt on slowest mode
[00:15] <+Chainoffire> SLOW AND PAINFUL IT IS!
[00:15] <RoxasXIIILK> <JamesRollestonLA is slowly fed to the machine starting at the feet>
[00:15] * RoxasXIIILK smiles cynically
[00:16] * Chainoffire puts on safety glasses, hands a pair to Roxas
[00:16] <+Chainoffire> safety first!
[00:16] * RoxasXIIILK puts them on
[00:16] <JamesRollestonLA> <All of the Clones of LA grabs a popcorn bucket>
[00:16] <RoxasXIIILK> <JamesRollestonLA's feet and shins are consumed by the machine
[00:17] <RoxasXIIILK> >
[00:17] <JamesRollestonLA> <InsanityLA grabs a drink>
[00:18] * RoxasXIIILK stops the machine with it reaches JamesRollestonLA's knees
[00:18] * Chainoffire gets some stuff out of the cupboards
[00:18] <JamesRollestonLA> <All of the Clones of LA grabs a PSP bored:  awwwwwwwww>
[00:18] * RoxasXIIILK picks up JamesRollestonLA and puts his stubs in the hot coals
[00:19] * Chainoffire takes the stuff that once was JRLA's legs and puts it on a pile
[00:19] * RoxasXIIILK puts JamesRollestonLA back on the conveyorbelt and starts the machine again
[00:20] <JamesRollestonLA> <All of the Clones of LA grabs a memorbilia dissected head James Rolleston popcorn bucket>:
[00:20] <RoxasXIIILK> this time starts with the arms
[00:20] <RoxasXIIILK> ...
[00:21] * RoxasXIIILK stops machine
[00:21] <RoxasXIIILK> eh screw this who wants me to decapitate him :D
[00:21] * Chainoffire raises hand
[00:21] * JamesRollestonLA all clones do
[00:21] <JamesRollestonLA> <all clone raises hhand>
[00:22] * RoxasXIIILK readys the guillotine
[00:22] <RoxasXIIILK> Any last words??
[00:22] <RoxasXIIILK> No Ok then
[00:22] * RoxasXIIILK pulls the rope
[00:22] <RoxasXIIILK> <blade falls and cuts JamesRollestonLA's head off>
[00:22] <RoxasXIIILK> The End :D
[00:22] <+Chainoffire> yay!
[00:23] <JamesRollestonLA> <all clones cheer>
[00:23] <+Chainoffire> -- END EXECUTION --
[00:23] == JamesRollestonLA has changed nick to ClonesofLA
[00:23] * RoxasXIIILK yawns
[00:23] <ClonesofLA> <A clone gets resurrected>
[00:23] <ClonesofLA> It's James
[00:23] <ClonesofLA> DAMNIT!!!!!!!