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  1.  
  2. How Jesus Got His Name
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  4. * Now talking on #travel
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  6. * Topic for #travel is: Travel Chat Room - Welcome to this Travel and Lodging chat
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  8. room. This is a warm and safe environment.
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  10. * Topic for #travel set by Support (Sun Jan 11 20:41:07 005 CE)
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  12. * Chat gives voice to Bob21121
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  14. <Bob21121>hi.....
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  16. <virginmary> hi Bob21121
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  18. <Bob21121> virginmary are you really a virgin?
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  20. <virginmary> why, yes, Bob21121, I am
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  22. <Bob21121> why are you in a chatroom? are you looking for sex?
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  24. <virginmary> no Bob21121, I'm already pregnant.
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  26. <Bob21121> What? how can you be pregnant virginmary? you said you're a virgin!
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  28. <virginmary> it's a rather long story Bob21121 and at the moment I'm tired and
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  30. waiting for my husband
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  32. <Bob21121> you're married and you're a virgin but you're pregnant? that doesn't make
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  34. any sense! what does your husband say about that?
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  36. <virginmary> he thinks it's great, Bob21121.
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  38. <Bob21121> virginmary I don't believe you!if you're pregnant why isn't your husband
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  40. with you?
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  42. <virginmary> he's looking for a place for us to spend the night, Bob21121
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  44. <Bob21121> you mean you're homeless??? you sleep outside and you're pregnant?!! you
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  46. will be a terrible parent virginmary!!!  i know!!!
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  48. <virginmary> Bob21121, we've been traveling. we're not homeless.
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  50. <Bob21121> you've been traveling?
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  52. <virginmary> yes Bob21121. we're from nazareth.
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  54. <Bob21121> Where are you going and why? does your husband even know??? i'll bet he
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  56. has no idea!!! i'll bet you're not even married!!
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  58. <virginmary> We've come to Bethlehem, Bob21121, the city of David.
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  60. <Bob21121> Why?
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  62. <virginmary> I don't know, you'll have to ask my husband. I believe we were ordered
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  64. to come by the Romans.
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  66. <Bob21121> when will he return? how could he leave you alone? does he even know
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  68. you're pregant with someone else's child?
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  70. <virginmary> Yes, Bob21121, he knows. An angel explained it all to him in a dream.
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  72. <Bob21121> An angel?!!!?  A dream!!!??? you're crazier than i am!!!!! If your
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  74. husband isn't the father then it has to be someone else's baby!! I think you're
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  76. lying virginmary. And I bet your husband left you and isn't coming back!! you're
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  78. screwed!!
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  80. <virginmary> You should have faith Bob21121. Everything will work out.
  81.  
  82. *Chat gives voice to Joseph
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  84. <virginmary> Joseph! I've been worried and waiting so long! And I've had to remain
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  86. here in case you came.
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  88. <Joseph> I am sorry. The city is full up. But I found a place to stay. It's not
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  90. fancy. In fact, it's a stable.
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  92. <Bob21121>A stable? You're going to let your pregnant wife stay in a stable? With
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  94. lambs and donkeys? What kind of husband are you, Joseph??!!
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  96. <virginmary> Joseph, meet Bob21121. Bob21121 this is my husband, Joseph.
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  98. <Joseph> Hi Bob21121. Sorry to be rude but I need to take my wife to the stable.
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  100. <Bob21121> .... you people are unbelievable!??!! you don't deserve to be parents!!
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  102. you should give the child up for adoption!!!
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  104. <Joseph> mary, nomads told me three elderly men with walking sticks will arrive soon
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  106. after you give birth. they come from the east to meet us, crossing the desert,
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  108. following the brightest star in the sky. they bring presents and tidings of joy.
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  110. <Bob21121> OMG!!! Be careful!!! They sound like a gang!! Jesus #$@#!
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  112. *Chat-Bot kicks Bob21121, bad word detected #$@#.
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  114. <virginmary> He was an odd person.
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  116. <Joseph> Yes, but I liked the name he used, Jesus. Perhaps we should name our son
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  118. Jesus.
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  120. <virginmary> I agree, in honour of wayward souls like Bob.
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  122. *Information: Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night.
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  125.                                     *The End*
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