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- “Haha, yeah it’s weird not seeing her around this early. It’s like she’s not here. Maybe you’re right, I should just forget she even exists.”
- >”Uh... That’s not what I mea-“
- >You cut Twilight off before she can finish her sentence.
- “Ah, it’s liberating to not have to worry about her constant attacks for once. But I know she’s out there. Plotting something. Well, I’ll cross that bridge when I come to it. Then burn it down once and for all.”
- >”Anon, you’re beginning to sca-“
- “No, today is a brand new day with nothing here to stop me for once. Today I can do anything! I finally get to spend my day the way I want to! Thanks for the motivational, Twi. I’m off to seize the world!”
- >And with that, you stride off to meet the future.
- >”Anon, wait! I didn’t get to talk to you about that spell!” Twilight yells.
- >But you’re already out of earshot, striding gallantly towards whatever the day may throw at you.
- “What a difference a day without Fluttershy makes! Why, I could take on anything right now!”
- >At that moment the day throws a blue blur straight at your chest at mach 2.
- >You, naturally, go along with the laws of physics like a ragdoll, flailing your arms and screaming.
- >Naturally.
- >Eventually, the forces that sent you flying deem that it is time for your body to come to a stop, and you skid roughly up against a tree.
- >You just wish your head would have stopped spinning too.
- >”Oh Anon! You know better than to get in my training course!”
- >It’s Raindash Bow. You think. You so want to come inside her or something. Head’s not so good right now.
- “OHAI BLUEPONE GOFAST! YOU’RE MY FAVOURITE DEPUTY! I MEAN PONI! DID YOU GET THE NUMBER OF THE TRUCK THAT HIT ME?!”
- >She blushes and looks away from you. You have no idea why.
- >Come to think of it, you might be a little concussed.
- “Rainbow Dash, I think I may have a slight concussion. And a slight concussion.”
- >Looking shocked at her latest handiwork, she flaps her wings and hovers next to you, lending a hoof as you raise unsteadily to your feet.
- >”Oh, uh... Sorry Anon. Let’s get you back in bed. I mean, your bed. Without me in it. Or with if you prefer...”
- >She mutters that last part, and you’re far too dizzy and focusing on standing to catch it.
- >In fact you’re pretty sure you should get back home and sleep this off.
- “Dashie, I think I should get you in bed. I mean me in bed. You should get me in bed.”
- >Again with the blushing. You’re starting to think that blue isn’t her natural colour anymore.
- >Anyway, off you two go to your house.
- >”Now try not to get up and exert yourself, Anon.”
- >From your very comfy vantage point in your bed, you have no plans of doing anything involving effort at all.
- “I didn’t know you were such a good nurse, Dash.”
- >”I’ll be anything you want me to be...” She mutters.
- “Sorry Dash, I didn’t catch that.”
- >”Y-you too!”
- >She speeds out the nearest window, which happened to be locked, leaving glass shards scattered on the floor.
- “Oh goddammit!”
- >You get out of bed and start cleaning the glass off the floor. You’ll have to ask Twilight later to magic them back together into a window.
- >Is that spaghetti mixed in with them?
- >You pick up the final shard and are hit with a sudden headache.
- “Maybe I should have stayed in bed...”
- >The headache is worse than anything you’ve ever felt.
- >It feels like your head’s about to split open.
- >It brings waves of nausea, and an ear piercing ringing fills your ears and echoes in your head.
- >You drop the glass, and try to stumble to your bed.
- >Roll dexterity check.
- >1
- >You take one step and fall down flat on your face.
- >You look up to your bed and see a yellow and pink blur as your vision swims.
- >A gentle, familiar voice enters your head as a soothing balm to your current situation.
- >”hush now, quiet now, it’s time to lay your sleepy head. hush now, quiet now, it’s time to go to bed...”
- “Flutter...”
- >Darkness envelops you and you think no more.
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