>Be in 7th grade
    >Make way towards restroom to do my business
    >Hear weird screeching sound coming from inside the restroom
    >A tard-aid is standing outside of the bathroom
    >Asks me if i can check on her tard who has been in the bathroom for 20 minutes
    >Tell her yes
    >Still hear screeching and grunts coming from the restroom
    >Get mildly scared
    >Head into the tard-zone anyways to check on this poor guy
    >Walk through bathroom door and turn corner
    >See tard on bathroom floor on his side spinning in circles in a pool of his own piss
    >Almost vomit
    >Immediately leave
    >Aid asks how he is