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- Stranger: NO!
- You: THANK YOU!
- Stranger: WHAT
- You: YOU JUST DID MANKIND A FAVOR!
- Stranger: Y
- Stranger: ??
- You: becuase
- Stranger: y
- You: By not buying the album
- Stranger: oh thank god I hate jb I love one direction
- You: You won't cause the monopolization of the music industry
- You: Thus causing a 100-year reign of crappy music
- You: (well if you didn't buy it the above wouldn't happen)
- Stranger: IM NOT BUYING IT
- You: Thank you.
- You: Thanks to you and many others,the world won't have to listen to shitty-ass music
- Stranger has disconnected.
- You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
- You both like one direction.
- Stranger: BUY HEARTBREAKER BY JUSTIN BIEBER ON ITUNES!
- You: DON'T BUY HEARTBREAKER BY JUSTIN BIEBER ON ITUNES AT MIDNIGHT BECAUSE JUSTIN SUCKS! Tweet me if you didn't @seggwayystunna
- Stranger: lol
- Stranger: ur a bieber account tho on twitter ...
- You: exactly
- You: it's a for a project
- Stranger: wait what? lol
- You: to show how hypocritical and contradictory humans by their very nature are, i'm posting on omegle "DON'T BUY HEARTBREAKER BY JUSTIN BIEBER ON ITUNES AT MIDNIGHT BECAUSE JUSTIN SUCKS!" with links to bieber fan accounts
- Stranger: wow :)
- Stranger: well gd luck
- You: yes,it's a philosophy project
- You: it's weird,i know
- Stranger: lol i just followed u on twitter!:)
- You: well,it's actually just a random address
- Stranger: oh okay
- Stranger: igtg bye
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