idiotgenerator

$include http://orteil.dashnet.org/randomgen/gens/names.txt
$include http://orteil.dashnet.org/randomgen/gens/color.txt
$name : MC Idiot Generator
$author : minimite
$description : Make yourself facepalm at these idiots
$amount : 4
$picture :
$button : Idiotify!
$seed : minimite


$name
[internet pseudonym]

$mob
enderman
creeper
skeleton
wither
enderdragon
wolf
ocelot


$item
server list
[wood|gold|stone|iron|diamond] [hoe|pickaxe|shovel|sword|axe]

$block
log
furnace
[crafting table|crafting bench]
dirt
[basic color] ore
tnt
house
[basic color] wall

$message
My [item] disappeared! reporting!
Omg [name] hacks reporting to mojang
[name] stole my [item] reporting
omg a [mob] couldn't be hit reported
why can't I mine this [basic color] block
why can't I hit this [basic color] guy
my [block] disappeared!
my pet [mob] just killed me reported
what's this [basic color] thing




$phrase
[name]: [message]