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- >day jobless in equestria
- >wake up
- >shit shave shower
- >head downstairs to see flutters making you a sandwich
- How the fuck did you get in here?
- >"window was open."
- Oh
- >dont give a shit
- >eat your sandwich
- >"you should get a job anon"
- Well you should shut the-
- >actually you did need the bits
- Ok where can I find a job Fluttershy?
- >she perks up "Well you can help me with my animals!"
- Pass
- >"*sigh* Okay lets go ask around."
- >at marketplace
- Hey Fluttershy, whats that shop?
- >"I...I dont know what that shop is."
- >the sign reads "Burger Buds: home of the juicy buddy burger! Now hiring"
- >in there like a Kenyan
- Where is the meat?
- >you say staring at pony working the cash register
- >Fluttershy bumps in "W-what he means is, can he work here?"
- >the employee looks at you and says "M'kay just put on the apron and flip the burgers."
- >some enthusiasm
- >still you're back there working already
- >good thing you dropped out of highschool and became a master frycook!
- >wait what
- >smell the meat
- >too irresistable
- >move it to the side and scarff it down
- >almost throw up
- The fuck is in these?!
- >look at bite mark
- >just mushed veggies that were colored and scented like meat
- >find the manager
- >ask
- Can I not work here? Like in cooking?
- >"Well sure you now answer phone calls and take orders from them."
- Okay
- >shows you where phone is
- >sit in chair
- >5 minutes later
- *ring ring*
- >answer
- >"Is this BB's?"
- No, this is Burger Buds
- >hang up
- >idiot
- *ring ring*
- >answer
- >"Hello is this BB's?"
- No, this is Burger Buds!
- >hang up
- >who the fuck is beebee?
- *ring ring*
- >answer
- >"H-hey is this BB's?"
- NO! THIS IS BURGER BUDS!
- >slam the phone back down, shattering it
- >manager comes up to you pissed
- Look they kept calling and asking "is this BB's?" who the fuck is beebee?!
- >manager facehooves
- >"thats the shop's abbreviated name. BB's. as in the letter."
- >Spaghetti oozes from your pockets as you are fired
- >go home
- >Fluttershy is there making you another sandwich
- >"So how was your day?"
- I got fired
- >shes pissed
- >"How in the HELL did you get-"
- Shut up and make me a sandwich!
- >"EEP"
- Fucking Naggyshy
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