shadowdragon

(7:37:49 PM) Captain^Foo: this map is fucking huge
(7:38:00 PM) Captain^Foo: it's going to take us three turns at 14 minutes a turn to even get into range
(7:38:24 PM) Axe-man: yeah odd how long it is, it's going to take a real long time, then you gotta hop that river
(7:38:56 PM) Leperflesh left the room (quit: Ping timeout).
(7:39:24 PM) Captain^Foo: and climb a mountain
(7:39:29 PM) Knox left the room (quit: Ping timeout).
(7:39:41 PM) Mukaikubo: ain't no mountain hiiiiigh enough
(7:39:43 PM) Captain^Foo: wait
(7:39:44 PM) Leperflesh [~Leperfles@synIRC-3653AC0A.dsl.dynamic.sonic.net] entered the room.
(7:39:45 PM) Captain^Foo: holy fuck
(7:39:45 PM) Mukaikubo: ain't no river loooong enough
(7:39:48 PM) Captain^Foo: this map is retarded
(7:39:51 PM) Axe-man: yeah that level 8 hill right there, does put you at a real disadvange
(7:39:52 PM) Mukaikubo: hahahhaha
(7:39:54 PM) Captain^Foo: i am literally never going to get in range
(7:39:57 PM) Captain^Foo: to do anything
(7:39:57 PM) Mukaikubo: hahahahahhaha
(7:40:00 PM) Captain^Foo: except die
(7:40:01 PM) Captain^Foo: fuck this
(7:40:06 PM) Mukaikubo: foo clearly this means the dire wolf is SUPER-optimal
(7:40:08 PM) Mukaikubo: Shadow wins again
(7:40:43 PM) Captain^Foo: indeed
(7:40:54 PM) Captain^Foo: test against bots if you want to run that map, fuckin a
(7:41:09 PM) Axe-man: foo there was one small path up the level 8 cliff!
(7:41:13 PM) Captain^Foo: anyone want to play a real game
(7:41:27 PM) ShadowDragon8685: You have far more than enough throw weight of heavy metal there to just march into the guns, and gauss rifles run out of ammunition.
(7:41:34 PM) Mukaikubo: my weekly non-btech chat game is going on, sorry
(7:41:53 PM) Alchahest: I think I'm going to be painting tonight
(7:42:06 PM) Captain^Foo: ShadowDragon8685: do you not see how that was retarded
(7:42:07 PM) ShadowDragon8685: Or you could have just forded that river... It was neither deep nor wide.
(7:42:31 PM) Captain^Foo: you wanted to test your design in some goofy massive battle okay
(7:42:44 PM) Captain^Foo: did you not see how that map was idiotic for that purpose
(7:42:59 PM) Captain^Foo: do you understand that
(7:43:00 PM) Captain^Foo: yes or no
(7:43:13 PM) ShadowDragon8685: No, because it was totally appropriate for that purpose.
(7:43:38 PM) Captain^Foo: the prosecution rests
(7:44:05 PM) ShadowDragon8685: Does anybody want to put on the "Foo" mustache and show him how it's done? I fully expected to get my ass blown off.
(7:44:30 PM) Knox [~pepsiofde@synIRC-186A797B.maine.res.rr.com] entered the room.
(7:44:41 PM) ShadowDragon8685: Hey Kno.
(7:44:43 PM) ShadowDragon8685: knox.
(7:44:50 PM) ShadowDragon8685: Knox, for crying out loud.
(7:45:03 PM) Knox: herpaderp
(7:45:13 PM) ***ShadowDragon8685 cannot type tonight for some reason.
(7:45:15 PM) ***ShadowDragon8685 blames the chill.
(7:45:30 PM) Captain^Foo: i suggest you /replacePlayer because nobody is going to want to run that
(7:46:11 PM) Axe-man: or play it yourself and see why foo wouldn't want to play it :-)
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(7:46:59 PM) Mukaikubo [~Mukai@synIRC-45D530F3.static.reno.nv.charter.com] entered the room.
(7:47:00 PM) mode (+qo Mukaikubo Mukaikubo) by ChanServ
(7:47:08 PM) ShadowDragon8685: Because he's all "3025, fuck yeah," then he had a panic attack when he realized the true disparity in range between Clan weapons and IS weapons and threw in the towel.
(7:47:16 PM) Captain^Foo: hey
(7:47:18 PM) Captain^Foo: go fuck yourself
(7:47:36 PM) ShadowDragon8685: You didn't even ragequit, you just fearquit.
(7:47:53 PM) Captain^Foo: :facepalm:
(7:47:53 PM) mode (+b *!*ShadowDra@*.cmdnnj.east.verizon.net) by Mukaikubo
(7:47:53 PM) ShadowDragon8685 left the room (Kicked by Mukaikubo (if only there were hardened buildings on top of that cliff :( )).
(7:48:06 PM) Mukaikubo: okay I have him ignored so this time he can't barrage me with screeching PMs
(7:48:08 PM) Axe-man: ahahahahahahaha
(7:48:15 PM) Axe-man: wooohooo go team
(7:48:16 PM) Mukaikubo: you're all welcome, I may take it off when I'm drunk or bored
(7:48:17 PM) Arq: Relevant: If I could pilot any one 'mech and only any one 'mech, without restriction, then there's simply no contest. It would have to be the Timber Wolf. Its efficacy is incredible, and it's just plain cool.
(7:48:22 PM) Captain^Foo: that was supposed to come after "the prosecution rests"
(7:48:25 PM) Captain^Foo: but oh well
(7:48:25 PM) Alchahest: I seriously doubt anyone here doesn't get the difference between clan an IS 3025 weapons
(7:48:27 PM) Arq: What the fuck was he shitting on about?
(7:48:41 PM) Axe-man: he is an idiot ARQ
(7:48:45 PM) Captain^Foo: arq
(7:48:48 PM) Captain^Foo: here's what happened
(7:48:55 PM) Axe-man: i saw it
(7:48:56 PM) Captain^Foo: he wanted to test a dire wolf design
(7:49:08 PM) Mukaikubo: Important: if he PMs anyone else asking you to tell me to unban him, I don't really care
(7:49:16 PM) Arq: Mukaikubo: duly noted.
(7:49:20 PM) Captain^Foo: so i agreed for some reason, and we set up a company vs star match
(7:49:22 PM) Captain^Foo: for some reason
(7:49:23 PM) Axe-man: can we mock him then paste it here so you can see
(7:49:32 PM) Mukaikubo: Follow your heart
(7:49:35 PM) Captain^Foo: first thing he did was bitch that setting was wrong so my force was too big
(7:49:40 PM) Axe-man: yeah he didn't say anything
(7:49:41 PM) Captain^Foo: after taking a 15k bv star
(7:49:44 PM) Axe-man: he just started adding mechs
(7:49:45 PM) Arq: Company V Star is normally not a dire thing.
(7:49:51 PM) Captain^Foo: THEN
(7:49:55 PM) Captain^Foo: the map
(7:49:55 PM) Mukaikubo: Arq it was supposed to be lance-on-mech
(7:49:57 PM) Arq: It's about fair for 3039 tech.
(7:50:02 PM) Captain^Foo: i was running 3025
(7:50:06 PM) Mukaikubo: then Shadow decided he didn't like it so he made it star vs 3025 lance
(7:50:17 PM) Captain^Foo: no muk that's backwards
(7:50:19 PM) Arq: It'd wanna be a good 3025 company then.
(7:50:22 PM) Captain^Foo: other way around
(7:50:25 PM) Captain^Foo: anyway, the map
(7:50:30 PM) Captain^Foo: his mechs are on a height 8 hill
(7:50:43 PM) Captain^Foo: i would have had to cross 45 hexes of flat ground
(7:50:47 PM) Arq: He custom-made a test map?
(7:50:49 PM) Axe-man: at the top of about a 70 hex map
(7:50:49 PM) Captain^Foo: and then cross a 1 hex bridge
(7:50:54 PM) Axe-man: yes
(7:50:55 PM) Arq: Are you fucking serious?
(7:50:59 PM) Mukaikubo: Note: He made sure to take a star where every mech had at least one cERPPC or cGauss
(7:50:59 PM) Captain^Foo: to get across the water
(7:51:12 PM) Mukaikubo: The Dire Wolf in question had 4 ultra-long-range headchoppers
(7:51:13 PM) Axe-man: and there is only one PATH up the cliff too
(7:51:21 PM) Axe-man: the dire wolf had this
(7:51:23 PM) Mukaikubo: So clearly the best test map is one that gives him like 10 free shots with that arsenal
(7:51:40 PM) Mukaikubo: How else can he prove that he, ShadowDragon8685, is the best mech designer with the most optimal shit
(7:51:42 PM) Captain^Foo: (7:39:45 PM) Captain^Foo: holy fuck
(7:51:42 PM) Captain^Foo: (7:39:48 PM) Captain^Foo: this map is retarded
(7:51:42 PM) Captain^Foo: (7:39:54 PM) Captain^Foo: i am literally never going to get in range
(7:51:42 PM) Captain^Foo: (7:39:57 PM) Captain^Foo: to do anything
(7:51:43 PM) Captain^Foo: (7:40:00 PM) Captain^Foo: except die
(7:51:45 PM) Axe-man: [19:11] <Axe-man> Targeting computer
(7:51:46 PM) Axe-man: [19:12] <Axe-man> 2 guass, 2 er ppcs, ams
(7:52:04 PM) Arq: Ye know what.
(7:52:13 PM) Captain^Foo: i get the mech was supposed to be a beast, that;ss not the point
(7:52:14 PM) Arq: I'd be inclined to play him if I could BV match with my LAM.
(7:52:24 PM) Mukaikubo: Arq the best part is afterwards when he implied that Foo was basically a coward who couldn't handle a "fair" fight
(7:52:24 PM) Arq: It'd result in him crying like a girl.
(7:52:28 PM) Mukaikubo: THAT is why I banned him
(7:52:33 PM) Mukaikubo: Just sick of his idiocy
(7:52:35 PM) Arq: I call fair ban.
(7:52:46 PM) Captain^Foo: the whole thing was retarded
(7:53:11 PM) Captain^Foo: "hey uh, i'm not gonna waste six hours in a setup of your choosing where the outcome is never in doubt"
(7:53:22 PM) Axe-man: let me quote that part
(7:53:24 PM) Mukaikubo: 30x80 custom map :v
(7:53:28 PM) Captain^Foo: it might have been worth playing if it was like, part of a scenario or something
(7:53:43 PM) Captain^Foo: where there was some objective or metagame reason for it to be interesting
(7:53:43 PM) Captain^Foo: but
(7:53:44 PM) Captain^Foo: nope
(7:53:46 PM) Axe-man: [19:46] <Captain^Foo> i suggest you /replacePlayer because nobody is going to want to run that
(7:53:46 PM) Axe-man: [19:46] <Axe-man> or play it yourself and see why foo wouldn't want to play it :-)
(7:53:51 PM) Axe-man: [19:47] <ShadowDragon8685> Because he's all "3025, fuck yeah," then he had a panic attack when he realized the true disparity in range between Clan weapons and IS weapons and threw in the towel.
(7:53:55 PM) Axe-man: yes
(7:54:01 PM) Axe-man: you realized how bad tech 1 was
(7:54:04 PM) Mukaikubo: yeah that line
(7:54:04 PM) Axe-man: that is why you quit
(7:54:10 PM) Mukaikubo: has earned him at least 24 hours time out
(7:54:19 PM) Mukaikubo: maybe more if I don't get drunk enough to forget that soon
(7:54:24 PM) Captain^Foo: where is the part where he told me to pick 3025
(7:54:47 PM) Captain^Foo: (6:58:23 PM) ShadowDragon8685: As it happens, I was wondering if someone felt like testing the customized Dire Wolf I proposed for Siedman.
(7:54:47 PM) Captain^Foo: (6:58:45 PM) Captain^Foo: :barf:
(7:54:47 PM) Captain^Foo: (6:59:04 PM) Captain^Foo: actually
(7:54:47 PM) Captain^Foo: (6:59:08 PM) Captain^Foo: i could do taht
(7:54:47 PM) Captain^Foo: (6:59:12 PM) Captain^Foo: what kind of opfor do you want
(7:54:47 PM) Captain^Foo: (6:59:40 PM) ShadowDragon8685: Given your history, I'm very inclined to say Tech 1 3025 'mechs.
(7:54:49 PM) Axe-man: yeah he told you too cause he wanted to "test" his custom dire wolf
(7:55:02 PM) Captain^Foo: shoulda just stuck with the :barf:
(7:55:06 PM) Alchahest: is it all ERPPC and targeting computers or what
(7:55:07 PM) Mukaikubo: he wanted to bring back the Trials of Troll where he murdered everything with his superoptimized mechs
(7:55:11 PM) Mukaikubo: Alch- and gauss
(7:55:14 PM) Alchahest: ahaha
(7:55:18 PM) Axe-man: he had a Cougar B
(7:55:21 PM) Axe-man: a Puma Prime
(7:55:26 PM) Axe-man: a untsman B
(7:55:30 PM) Axe-man: etc
(7:55:41 PM) Axe-man: anythign with an ERPPC or guass
(7:55:50 PM) Alchahest: custom job with a retrofitted C3 slave
(7:55:59 PM) Alchahest: hitting you short range at 25 hexes with a head cap
(7:56:16 PM) Axe-man: remember he wanted only tech 1
(7:56:25 PM) Arq: Man I'd have made him suffer.
(7:56:32 PM) Axe-man: and any canon variant he yelled at foo for doing
(7:56:40 PM) Axe-man: like a 5/8 hunchback
(7:56:40 PM) Axe-man: lol
(7:56:47 PM) Captain^Foo: i should have just left my mechs at the bottom edge of the map
(7:56:57 PM) Captain^Foo: oh yeah i forgot about that part
(7:57:04 PM) Alchahest: no I meant if he was really trying he'd have tossed some IS tech in that dire wold
(7:57:05 PM) Alchahest: *wolf
(7:57:23 PM) Axe-man: shadow thinks anything IS is terrible
(7:57:28 PM) Axe-man: since Clan is most optimal
(7:57:44 PM) Captain^Foo: so after all this
(7:57:48 PM) Captain^Foo: anyone want to play a real came
(7:57:52 PM) Axe-man: but yeah, it started out as a 4 on 1 game, and shadow just added a star, unless he immed you foo
(7:58:22 PM) Captain^Foo: Axe-man: he said he'd prefer star on company, i asked how many mechs, said THAT'S A LOTTA MECHS
(7:58:25 PM) Captain^Foo: then he had 15k bv
(7:58:48 PM) Axe-man: oh yeah, he is a giant pussy, so he must have thought you had a chance
(7:59:45 PM) Axe-man: i just saw your sarcastic comment about him adding 0/0 pilots
(7:59:52 PM) Axe-man: he didn't get the sarcasm
(8:00:10 PM) Captain^Foo: well
(8:00:26 PM) Captain^Foo: i actually wanted to see if i could get to the point where i could bv balance an entire assault lance
(8:01:10 PM) Captain^Foo: but yeah
(8:01:15 PM) Captain^Foo: does anyone want to play a real game
(8:01:20 PM) Knox: hahaha
(8:01:24 PM) Knox: I see I missed some hilarious stuff
(8:01:41 PM) Axe-man: yeah you did knox
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(8:46:07 PM) laptopbuster: so who won, Foo or shadow?
(8:46:21 PM) Arq: The cahannel won.
(8:46:25 PM) Arq: *channel
(8:46:36 PM) Mukaikubo: yep
(8:46:39 PM) laptopbuster: how?
(8:46:43 PM) Axe-man: foo realized that shadow had his meks parked on a level 8 hill and there was no real way to close with shadow
(8:46:52 PM) Axe-man: so he said "fuck this map dude" and quite
(8:47:24 PM) Mukaikubo: Shadow custom-made his own 30x80 map to "test" his mech that coincidentally had 2x cERPPC, 2x cGauss, and a TComp
(8:47:36 PM) Alchahest: hahahaha
(8:47:41 PM) Mukaikubo: And started everyone such that Foo would have to cross a huge coverless field then climb a one-hex-long path to get to him
(8:47:45 PM) laptopbuster: no, I've seen him use that map before
(8:47:46 PM) Alchahest: full armor for the chassis too right?
(8:47:46 PM) Captain^Foo: yup this happened
(8:47:52 PM) Axe-man: buster was there, he remembers that every clan mech had an erppc or a gauss rifle
(8:47:54 PM) Mukaikubo: then when Foo left tried to call Foo a coward
(8:47:56 PM) Alchahest: well I guess it's a dire wolf
(8:48:07 PM) Mukaikubo: so I banned him and put him on ignore so I wouldn't have to listen to him anymore
(8:48:10 PM) Mukaikubo: merry hanukkah
(8:48:21 PM) Axe-man: judism gained a new member
(8:49:04 PM) Axe-man: buster did you see the map before you left?
(8:49:07 PM) Axe-man: i forget
(8:49:12 PM) laptopbuster: yeah
(8:49:30 PM) Axe-man: what were your thoughts on the map?
(8:50:04 PM) laptopbuster: definately biased towards the long-range crowd.
(8:50:27 PM) laptopbuster: and towards the north-starting team
(8:52:44 PM) Axe-man: yeah
(8:52:59 PM) Axe-man: i figured it wouldn't be a fun match to play personally
(8:53:52 PM) Mukaikubo: he might as well have started his guys in reinforced buildings too
(8:54:04 PM) Mukaikubo: I thought Axe was joking when he told me about it
(8:54:14 PM) Axe-man: i'm still not sure why he expanded the game so much
(8:54:22 PM) Axe-man: since they were testing just 1 mech
(8:54:43 PM) Mukaikubo: If he bitched about being outnumbered 5 on 12, how bad would he have screamed 1 on 4?
(8:57:59 PM) Axe-man: really i think this was the comment that just pissed me off buster
(8:58:10 PM) Axe-man: [19:47] <ShadowDragon8685> Because he's all "3025, fuck yeah," then he had a panic attack when he realized the true disparity in range between Clan weapons and IS weapons and threw in the towel.
(8:58:18 PM) Arq: Translation:
(8:58:33 PM) Arq: "The FOOL didn't call me on my bullshit so therefore I am superior :smug:"
(8:58:58 PM) Arq: You know something?
(8:59:17 PM) Arq: Once upon a time I had a game with someone here and the random map had fuel containers on it.
(8:59:32 PM) Arq: And I managed to get the dude to walk his entire lance beside them, because he was new to megamek.
(8:59:33 PM) Mukaikubo: Axe the best part of that quote is that he told Foo to use 3025 mechs
(8:59:45 PM) Arq: And then I told him what would happen, and DIDN'T shoot the fuel containers.
(8:59:45 PM) Axe-man: yupes
(9:01:19 PM) Axe-man: let me guess ARQ he used it against you
(9:02:16 PM) Arq: No.
(9:02:24 PM) Arq: Just moved on and finished the game.
(9:02:29 PM) Arq: Can't remember who I was playing against.
(9:02:59 PM) Arq: I put myself in a bad position getting to that point, but it was my own fault for not copping that he didn't know about it.
(9:04:44 PM) AJ_Impy: Yeah, I can't argue with that kickban.
(9:04:51 PM) AJ_Impy: having scrolled.