Solid Sampoo - Terms and Conditions of Use

Terms and Conditions of Use – Solid Shampoo Edition

1. Hair Responsibility
- By using this shampoo, you agree that any sudden increase in hair softness, shine, or irresistible coconut smell is entirely your responsibility.
- We are not liable for spontaneous compliments or jealous stares in public spaces.

2. Multipurpose Use (or Not)
- This product is intended for hair. Not for pets, dishes, motorcycles, or philosophical exfoliation.
- Yes, it’s solid. No, it’s not candy. Do not eat it. Seriously.

3. Conversion Clause
- Turning it into liquid shampoo is allowed. No spellbook or ritual required. Just warm water and a grater.
- You’re now 80% of the way to becoming a shampoo alchemist.

4. Storage Recommendations
- Store in a dry place. Preferably not under the rain, in your sock drawer, or next to a heat ray.
- Pocket transportation allowed, but your jeans may start smelling like coconut.

5. Refunds and Regrets
- We only refund bad hair days if documented by at least 3 witnesses and a certified trichologist.
- No regrets allowed. Only luscious locks.

By using this shampoo, you agree to have clean hair, a better conscience, and the occasional urge to sniff your own scalp.

And if you use it on your whole body… no judgment. We’ve all been there.