In /vr/ Soon

Last week I tried to get a real GF
I said "I love you, wanna go on a date?"
I don't know how it was supposed to go
She has a boyfriend, and she told me no, so
Now I'm all alone in my empty room
Fapping and shamefully searching for porn
When I see a new device
And I forget the pain I feel
When they made a kind of headset that makes waifus look real

Cause it's gonna be in VR soon
And life won't always be this way
When the girls I love are virtual and never get a say
It's gonna be in VR soon
I've never felt this way before
When my heart is breaking I can put it on
Waifus at my door

I'll probably have a couple different waifs
Living in harm'ny in my harem in space
I'll have a different catgirl every day
I'll pat her head, and I won't have to pay for
The sex that I'll have in my VR place
Building them one Onahole at a time
I will do my best to teach them
About love and how it feels
I just hope that I'll remember that this world isn't real

Cause it's gonna be in VR soon
And life won't always be this way
When the girls I love are virtual and never get a say
It's gonna be in VR soon
I've never felt this way before
When my heart is breaking I can put it on
Waifus at my

-Door is shut, they'll wonder
As I piece by piece equip myself
These VR systems will make them real
But I'm still locked up at home
And my GF wants to know

I'll see her standing by an alleyway
She'll look the same except her animu eyes
She'll ask me where I've been in Japanese
I'll tear her clothes off
She'll say "Anon, what are... You... doing?"
She'll stand in the alleyway
As my VR says to pleasure my wife
She'll scream and try to run
But there's nowhere she can hide
When a VR cyborg wants to breed with his VR wife

It's gonna be in VR soon
And life won't always be this way
When the girls I love are virtual and never get a say
It's gonna be in VR soon
I've never felt this way before
When my heart is breaking I can put it on
Waifus at my door...