highways and goao's text translation

Highways 17/08/2019
the 3 best Pokemon players of all time are all in Serpents
tama bkc and 0ni

GOAO 12/07/2019
man, let's be frank okay? I am the greatest Pokemon player to emerge in Brazil since ~ 2014. Only a few rare has an enviable curriculum like mine, with several tournaments played, such as HPL, participant of SPL SNAKE WCOP, semifinalist of POCL, EPL FINALIST WITH A 8-1 RECORD, LCPL FINALIST 5-3, "ace of the crowd", an award given ONLY to the player who the AUDIENCE likes to watch the most, be it because of my plays OUT OF THIS PLANET or just with fervent double switches. SO I, GOAO, WILL GO 8k? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA