GregroxMun

pickup lines

May 2nd, 2017
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  1. List of pickup lines
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  3. THERMAL PUNS (Call the recipient hot)
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  5. Baby, are you a G2V-type main sequence star? Because you're significantly hotter than average and you light up my world in particular.
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  7. Yo did it hurt when you fell from Space Station? I ask because you are shockingly hot.
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  9. Hey why are you always sad? You aren't? Sorry, you're always so blue on the thermal spectrum.
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  11. GRAVITY PUNS (Don't use on someone who is actually fat, they might take it the wrong way)
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  13. You confuse me. Your shape is highly prolate, and yet you're so attractive one really would have expected you'd be in hydrostatic equilibrium.
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