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Subtitles by explosiveskull

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<i>Leonard Moore.</i>

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- Yeah.
- Walk this way.

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Hi.

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Hi.

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I'm here for the, uh,
the online management position.

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Okay.

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Yes.

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Cool, man.
Uh, let's go. Alright?

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Um, how do you see
music's impact on social media?

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Music's impact on social media.

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Uh, well, wouldn't that be

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uh, social media's impact
on... on music?

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It works both ways.

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Well, uh...

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When somebody shares a song
on, uh, Facebook...

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...you know, that would change
its, uh...

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...it would change
its analytics.

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Like, if someone
is... is... is sharing a song

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then the, uh, the users,
or... or rather Facebook

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would, um, be changing
its format

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you know, to be, uh,
more... more music oriented.

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Mm, no.

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But that...
that was a cool answer.

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Cool. I like it. But, no.

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Like, let's take for example
the acronym YOLO.

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- YOLO?
- YOLO.

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YOLO, you only live once.

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Hashtag YOLO from Drake's song.

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I mean,
people were emailing YOLO

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signing off texts with it.

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Its proliferation
on social media was so voracious

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that suddenly
the meanin' flipped.

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Instead of representing
cool people and cool events

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it was suddenly hashtagged
by stupid people, stupid events

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and it was, like, oh, my God.

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Why are old people
using YOLO?

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I did not mean
that to be rude or offensive...

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- Oh, no, no, no.
- In any way.

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I love everyone no matter
what age they were born.

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We're all equal.

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And you can choose
what gender you wanna be.

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So that's excitin'.

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Um, there are a lot
of young people workin' here

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so what is...

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Like, you could bring something
unique and cool to this.

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What is that?

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I bring a very deep knowledge
and love of music.

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Ah, I love music too.

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They all love music,
like, what is...

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I... I'm talking about,
like, what unique thing

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do you bring to the table?

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Uh...

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Look, all I know is that
when I was 11 years old

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I heard Led Zeppelin IV

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and it blew my mind.

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I never heard music
like that before.

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I didn't even know music
like that was possible.

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And so I caught the fever,
and what I wanna do

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is pass that fever
down to the next generation.

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Yeah. That is so true.

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I love that, Leonard.
I mean...

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Like, who, who is

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who is the new Led Zeppelin?

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- The new Led Zeppelin?
- Yes.

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Like, what new artist
are you digging right now?

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Like...

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DriverX?

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No, I got my own car.

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- Am I alive?
- Yes.

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Am I part of the animal kingdom?

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Yes.

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- Am I a pet?
- No.

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Boys have it pretty lucky,
don't they, dad?

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What do you mean, honey?

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Because they don't have
to be smart.

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They don't have to get jobs.
They just have to get married.

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- Hi.
- How was work?

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Oh, God.
I am so over this job.

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I mean, I'm glad I
have one and everything

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it's just my boss, oh, my God.

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Am I being a bitch
if I can't stand up

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when someone asks for something

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that isn't supposed to be
a question but a command?

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He's always like,
"W... Would you, uh

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mind answering the phone,
please?"

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Instead of just
answer the phone.

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Have some balls
and say what you want.

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Own it.

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- Right.
- Am I being a bitch?

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No. No, of course not.

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"Star Wars!"

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- Oh, is that you?
- Yes.

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- Is that what you want?
- Mm-hmm.

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- Are you my Jedi Knight?
- Yes!

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Oh, you are. I thought so.

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How did
the Pop Fizz interview go?

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Hard to say.

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You know, good, I think.

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<i>I'm twice as old
as everybody there.</i>

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I really don't know
if I'd be a good fit.

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You know what though, they...
they need people like you.

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They need someone
who's been around the block.

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Yeah, tell them that.

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Do you think you have a chance?

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- Mom.
- A chance? Yeah, yeah, sure.

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- Okay.
- Mom, I made this for you.

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You did? Oh, it smells divine.

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<i>Thank you so much, sweetheart.</i>

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<i>Okay, I want you to eat 3 more
beans and you guys can go.</i>

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- <i>I don't like them.</i>
- Oh, come on.

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Eat a couple of pieces
and we'll get outta here.

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Okay.

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So I'm starting
a juice cleanse on Monday.

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But 2 days before

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I'm gonna eat nothing
except raw foods.

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Just salads, vegetables.

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- Forty-eight hours.
- <i>Mm-hmm.</i>

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Six meals, eight snacks.

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Mm-hmm, you should do it.

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Yeah.
I can't keep eating like this.

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- Okay. That's good.
- There you go.

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Five minutes,
then it's bath time.

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- Okay.
- Five.

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I need to talk to you.

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About what?

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- We're out of money.
- What do you mean?

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Property tax is due and...

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...I don't know
how I'm gonna pay for it.

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We'll take it out
of the savings.

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What savings?

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Well, I thought with Emma going
to kindergarten...

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We're not paying
for Pre-K anymore

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but if nothing is coming in
on your part

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it's just, we're...

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Get a job. Any job.

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You know I can't work
at Starbucks.

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- It would be the death of me.
- I'm not asking you to do that.

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How much is it?

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Well, it comes to about 10,000.

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- We could sell the house.
- No, no.

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- We're not selling the house.
- <i>Okay.</i>

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Look, I'm almost done
digitizing the CD

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and record collection
from the store. The primo stuff.

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<i>I'm sure I can get around
that much.</i>

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You sure?

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Honey, the collection
is worth at least 15.

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I... I'm talking everything.
You know, the posters

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the LPs, the CDs,
all the best stuff.

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Whatever.
Uh, money's due in 3 weeks.

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Okay. I got it.

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Okay.

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In the meantime

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let's get rid of Jose.

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- You're gonna cut the grass?
- Yeah.

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What, my old man used to do it.

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No, no, no. I... I'm sorry.

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When did we become the kind of
people who needed a gardener

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or... or... or a pool man,
for that matter?

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Oh-oh. So you're gonna get rid
of Rob, too.

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Middle class people
like you and me

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used to do
all of this sort of stuff.

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Well, so,
just so I'm clear though

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so... so you're,
you're gonna cut the grass

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and clean the pool?

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- Yeah.
- Mm.

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Anything that I don't know
how to do, I'll google it.

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That's how I fixed
the dishwasher last month.

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Fuck.

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We're going through some tough
financial times and...

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<i>Hello. How was school, ladies?</i>

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- Good.
- Good.

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<i>Tell me
what did you learn today?</i>

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<i>Did you know that blind people
can still see by using echoes?</i>

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- <i>Echoes?</i>
- Yes.

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They click their tongues
like this.

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<i>Oh.</i>

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<i>Hey, so what did you learn,
Emma?</i>

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I learned about animals.

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<i>What'd you learn about animals?</i>

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We have to save the tigers.

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<i>The tigers?</i>

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<i>Yeah.
They're almost all dead.</i>

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<i>Oh.</i>

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Hey.

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So, what's the tally?

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I'll give you 800 for this.

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What?

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W... what are you talking about?
What about all this?

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That's worthless.

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I mean, I can move it
on to places like VA Hospitals

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and retirement homes.

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No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no.

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Um, what about this?

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I know,
that Eyeless In Gaza CD

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is an import
in pristine condition.

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- Yes.
- Magnificent music.

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- Exactly.
- Nobody cares.

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You're wrong.

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Dude, these are coasters.

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Okay, you don't seem
to understand.

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See, I want to move
this music along.

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You know, I wanted somebody else
to be able to discover it.

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Look.

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Your girls are really cute
and they're well behaved.

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I'll give you 850.

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Hey, hey, hey, hey!

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Come on, girls, sit down.
It's dinnertime.

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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- How'd it go?
- Well...

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Turns out young people aren't
buying CDs and records anymore.

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It's a lesson I've had to learn
the hard way twice now.

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- <i>Mommy.</i>
- I'll fix this.

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Look at you ladies.

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- Hello. How was your day?
- Hi. Good.

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- <i>You guys have a good time?</i>
- <i>Uh-huh, we did.</i>

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- What the fuck is this?
- <i>Huh?</i>

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- What happened to Jose?
- Oh, well...

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We let him go for a few months.

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Well, so he's still
cutting our grass, right?

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Yeah.

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I mean,
I'm... I'm... I'm assuming so.

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We didn't say anything
about yours.

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Oh. Alright. Okay.

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<i>It's good exercise, actually.</i>

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- What?
- Cutting the grass.

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Alright. Okay, man.

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- I'll catch you later.
- <i>Alright, see you, Harry.</i>

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Huh.

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Thanks.

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<i>Welcome to DriverX.</i>

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<i>Drivers are our most
important members</i>

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<i>and at DriverX,
we truly value a good X.</i>

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<i>When you DriverX,
you're able to go online</i>

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<i>whenever you want
and find people</i>

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<i>who need rides
anywhere in your city.</i>

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<i>You will swipe a button
that says Go Online.</i>

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<i>Once you're online, you start
to receive trip requests.</i>

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<i>When a rider requests a trip,
the Xer closest to that rider</i>

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<i>automatically receives
the request.</i>

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<i>Your Xs will throb blue</i>

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<i>bathing your vehicle
in a pleasant light.</i>

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<i>Swipe the tab to accept.</i>

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- Wow.
- What the hell is this?

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DriverX. I'm employed.

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DriverX, the taxi?

247
00:15:06,704 --> 00:15:08,907
It's a little different.
You use your own car.

248
00:15:11,109 --> 00:15:13,208
Wh... when did you even
interview?

249
00:15:13,210 --> 00:15:15,277
I didn't.
I just applied online.

250
00:15:15,279 --> 00:15:17,479
Never even met a human being.

251
00:15:17,481 --> 00:15:19,615
Nothing
but an online background check.

252
00:15:19,617 --> 00:15:21,687
That's creepy.

253
00:15:24,321 --> 00:15:26,258
Well, how much money
can you make?

254
00:15:26,990 --> 00:15:28,460
I don't know.

255
00:16:51,808 --> 00:16:53,478
Come on.

256
00:17:22,273 --> 00:17:24,906
It was so weird.

257
00:17:24,908 --> 00:17:26,309
There were gates

258
00:17:26,311 --> 00:17:29,611
and there was, like, a lot
of Jewish stuff in the house.

259
00:17:29,613 --> 00:17:31,713
- <i>And I was, like...</i>
- Hi.

260
00:17:31,715 --> 00:17:35,283
...place to have a, you know.

261
00:17:35,285 --> 00:17:36,654
I mean...

262
00:17:37,955 --> 00:17:40,755
<i>Hold on.
What took you so long?</i>

263
00:17:40,757 --> 00:17:42,992
<i>You were right next to me
when I requested.</i>

264
00:17:42,994 --> 00:17:44,926
I'm sorry,
I... I missed the turn

265
00:17:44,928 --> 00:17:47,062
and then I had to double back
all the way around

266
00:17:47,064 --> 00:17:49,000
to come back in here.

267
00:17:51,135 --> 00:17:52,335
No.

268
00:17:52,337 --> 00:17:54,837
No, the... the fiancee girl
was cute

269
00:17:54,839 --> 00:17:57,005
<i>the husband was not.</i>

270
00:17:57,007 --> 00:17:59,642
She was, like, you and I can

271
00:17:59,644 --> 00:18:05,681
but, like, only
if you and my fiancee first.

272
00:18:05,683 --> 00:18:08,453
<i>And I was, like,
"I don't know."</i>

273
00:18:09,553 --> 00:18:10,988
<i>He was short.</i>

274
00:18:12,389 --> 00:18:13,725
Where to?

275
00:18:16,694 --> 00:18:19,865
Hi, guy.
I already input the address.

276
00:18:22,300 --> 00:18:23,534
Oh.

277
00:18:26,737 --> 00:18:29,173
Oh, oh, I... Okay, I see.

278
00:18:30,308 --> 00:18:31,874
Okay.

279
00:18:31,876 --> 00:18:33,045
Okay.

280
00:18:34,478 --> 00:18:37,546
<i>Anyway, I took like
all these weird selfies</i>

281
00:18:37,548 --> 00:18:39,348
in their bathroom.

282
00:18:39,350 --> 00:18:41,684
Yeah, I, like, got up
on the counter

283
00:18:41,686 --> 00:18:43,819
<i>and, like, yeah.</i>

284
00:18:43,821 --> 00:18:45,687
<i>I'll totally send you some.</i>

285
00:18:45,689 --> 00:18:47,359
Okay. Bye.

286
00:18:52,096 --> 00:18:54,833
You're supposed to ask me my
name before you start the drive.

287
00:18:57,467 --> 00:18:58,466
Excuse me?

288
00:18:58,468 --> 00:19:01,404
To verify
I'm the correct person.

289
00:19:01,406 --> 00:19:03,709
<i>A lot of people get ripped off,
you know?</i>

290
00:19:06,144 --> 00:19:09,214
- What's your name?
- It's a little late now.

291
00:19:10,881 --> 00:19:13,281
And you're not supposed
to be driving with your phone

292
00:19:13,283 --> 00:19:15,219
in your hand. That's illegal.

293
00:19:17,155 --> 00:19:18,953
Is this your stop up here
on the left?

294
00:19:18,955 --> 00:19:20,359
Yes.

295
00:19:22,726 --> 00:19:25,493
Uh, you know, you just crossed
two double lines.

296
00:19:25,495 --> 00:19:27,663
Can I, uh, drop you right here?

297
00:19:27,665 --> 00:19:30,068
Yes, this is fine. Stop.

298
00:19:39,310 --> 00:19:41,245
Are you gonna stop the ride?

299
00:20:11,676 --> 00:20:13,908
- Hello.
- Hello.

300
00:20:13,910 --> 00:20:16,412
- Uh, name, please?
- Name?

301
00:20:16,414 --> 00:20:18,313
Uh, yeah.
I need your name to match...

302
00:20:18,315 --> 00:20:20,351
You just picked me up
at my house.

303
00:20:21,651 --> 00:20:25,020
Right. Right.
Sorry about that.

304
00:20:25,022 --> 00:20:26,187
Uh, you know, it's been awhile
since I've been

305
00:20:26,189 --> 00:20:27,223
this high up in the hills.

306
00:20:27,225 --> 00:20:28,290
Would you mind, please

307
00:20:28,292 --> 00:20:30,227
guiding me down a bit?

308
00:20:32,629 --> 00:20:34,463
Make a right, uh, up ahead.

309
00:20:34,465 --> 00:20:36,400
Stay right at the fork up ahead.

310
00:20:38,002 --> 00:20:39,467
How long you been driving?

311
00:20:39,469 --> 00:20:42,137
Actually, it's my first night.

312
00:20:42,139 --> 00:20:44,272
So what else do you do?

313
00:20:44,274 --> 00:20:46,274
Uh, did, actually.

314
00:20:46,276 --> 00:20:47,909
I owned a record store
over on Woodman

315
00:20:47,911 --> 00:20:49,412
for the past quarter century.

316
00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:51,347
It was called
The Last Record Store.

317
00:20:51,349 --> 00:20:53,816
Prophetic.

318
00:20:53,818 --> 00:20:56,588
Actually, it was a reference
to a Little Feat album.

319
00:20:58,321 --> 00:21:00,425
Can you make a living
doing this?

320
00:21:01,225 --> 00:21:03,792
I have no idea.

321
00:21:03,794 --> 00:21:05,828
I mean, this is only temporary,
you know.

322
00:21:05,830 --> 00:21:07,762
I had a, uh, interview

323
00:21:07,764 --> 00:21:10,566
in a management position,
uh, at Pop Fizz.

324
00:21:10,568 --> 00:21:11,767
I... I think
it went pretty well.

325
00:21:11,769 --> 00:21:13,003
<i>Oh.</i>

326
00:21:16,808 --> 00:21:18,941
What if you don't get it?

327
00:21:18,943 --> 00:21:20,878
- Oh, the... the job?
- <i>Uh-huh.</i>

328
00:21:23,747 --> 00:21:26,348
Uh, I don't know.

329
00:21:26,350 --> 00:21:28,983
I haven't really
thought about it.

330
00:21:28,985 --> 00:21:30,519
Good luck.

331
00:21:30,521 --> 00:21:32,488
Make a right
at Sunset Boulevard.

332
00:21:32,490 --> 00:21:34,056
Uh-huh.

333
00:21:34,058 --> 00:21:36,361
And I hope you know
where Sunset Boulevard is.

334
00:21:49,005 --> 00:21:50,438
Hey.

335
00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:51,973
Can you get me back to Van Nuys?

336
00:21:51,975 --> 00:21:54,542
Uh, Woodman and Burbank.

337
00:21:54,544 --> 00:21:56,180
<i>That I can do.</i>

338
00:21:59,317 --> 00:22:01,082
How you doing tonight, Leonard?

339
00:22:01,084 --> 00:22:03,886
Uh, good, Julio.

340
00:22:03,888 --> 00:22:05,119
How you doin' tonight?

341
00:22:05,121 --> 00:22:07,490
I'm good.
Thank you for asking.

342
00:22:07,492 --> 00:22:09,961
I've not taken a sip of alcohol
in 40 days.

343
00:22:11,561 --> 00:22:13,028
- Huh?
- <i>Okay.</i>

344
00:22:13,030 --> 00:22:14,965
- It's a good night.
- <i>Alright.</i>

345
00:22:23,307 --> 00:22:25,574
How long you been married?

346
00:22:25,576 --> 00:22:27,643
- Fifteen years.
- Whoa.

347
00:22:27,645 --> 00:22:29,648
Shit, that's a long time.
You got me beat.

348
00:22:30,915 --> 00:22:32,850
You hate your wife yet?

349
00:22:37,821 --> 00:22:38,924
Sometimes.

350
00:22:40,891 --> 00:22:42,691
I hate mine.

351
00:22:42,693 --> 00:22:44,460
<i>But we've got
a beautiful little boy</i>

352
00:22:44,462 --> 00:22:45,994
and he keeps me in the marriage

353
00:22:45,996 --> 00:22:49,397
or he keeps her
in the marriage. I...

354
00:22:49,399 --> 00:22:51,032
<i>So, what, am I supposed
to wish my wife dies</i>

355
00:22:51,034 --> 00:22:52,166
<i>so I could get out
of the marriage?</i>

356
00:22:52,168 --> 00:22:54,235
<i>I don't wanna be that guy, so...</i>

357
00:22:54,237 --> 00:22:56,171
What are you gonna do?

358
00:22:56,173 --> 00:22:59,241
- You have kids?
- I got... I got two girls.

359
00:22:59,243 --> 00:23:00,376
<i>So you know
what I'm talkin' about.</i>

360
00:23:00,378 --> 00:23:01,743
- Yeah, yeah, I do.
- <i>Yeah?</i>

361
00:23:01,745 --> 00:23:03,611
That's what saves the marriage.

362
00:23:03,613 --> 00:23:05,583
That and Chinese massages.

363
00:23:07,685 --> 00:23:10,618
I go to this place.
It's called Happy Foot.

364
00:23:10,620 --> 00:23:13,155
There's, like, 12,000 of them
in the valley.

365
00:23:13,157 --> 00:23:16,125
Check it out next time you're
there. You'll notice them.

366
00:23:16,127 --> 00:23:18,930
It's clean, professional.
No fluids exchanged.

367
00:23:20,497 --> 00:23:22,630
<i>Monogamy doesn't work.</i>

368
00:23:22,632 --> 00:23:25,099
<i>It's unnatural.</i>

369
00:23:25,101 --> 00:23:27,104
When everything is said
and done...

370
00:23:29,005 --> 00:23:30,941
...all you have is Happy Foot.

371
00:23:32,676 --> 00:23:34,612
And Happy Foot is okay.

372
00:23:41,118 --> 00:23:43,722
I'm not going far.
I'll show you.

373
00:23:44,821 --> 00:23:46,090
Okay.

374
00:23:50,194 --> 00:23:52,129
Make a left at the light.

375
00:23:57,901 --> 00:23:59,837
How are you tonight?

376
00:24:05,141 --> 00:24:07,411
Um, I'm good. Thank you.

377
00:24:12,449 --> 00:24:14,686
Uh, how are you?
How are you doing tonight?

378
00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:19,523
I just broke up
with my boyfriend.

379
00:24:21,292 --> 00:24:23,061
Oh, bummer.

380
00:24:41,411 --> 00:24:43,447
Oh, yeah,
it's a right turn here.

381
00:24:48,452 --> 00:24:50,622
<i>And, uh, I'm at the end
of the street.</i>

382
00:24:52,055 --> 00:24:53,457
<i>Perfect.</i>

383
00:25:00,231 --> 00:25:02,630
Thank you so much.

384
00:25:02,632 --> 00:25:04,568
- <i>Thank you.</i>
- You're welcome.

385
00:25:16,981 --> 00:25:19,651
I'm drunk.

386
00:25:24,421 --> 00:25:28,223
I have been drinking,
like, a lot.

387
00:25:28,225 --> 00:25:29,526
Oh.

388
00:25:31,762 --> 00:25:33,130
Yes.

389
00:25:48,545 --> 00:25:49,912
Okay.

390
00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:30,789
Mm. Mm.

391
00:26:32,022 --> 00:26:33,390
Don't.

392
00:27:19,102 --> 00:27:21,537
- Have you seen my keys?
- In the green bowl.

393
00:27:21,539 --> 00:27:23,575
Kids? Breakfast. Pancakes.

394
00:27:27,878 --> 00:27:30,044
- Huh?
- No.

395
00:27:30,046 --> 00:27:32,213
I'm scaling back on all that.

396
00:27:32,215 --> 00:27:34,218
Detoxing. Remember?

397
00:27:40,523 --> 00:27:42,624
What time did you get home
last night?

398
00:27:42,626 --> 00:27:44,829
Uh, 1:30.

399
00:27:50,167 --> 00:27:52,403
- How did it go?
- It was alright.

400
00:27:54,504 --> 00:27:56,640
I'm a little tired,
but it was okay.

401
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:04,482
Any weirdos or...

402
00:28:06,015 --> 00:28:07,317
No.

403
00:28:09,954 --> 00:28:11,923
Well, did you talk to anyone?

404
00:28:13,456 --> 00:28:15,426
Well, you sorta have to. I...

405
00:28:17,127 --> 00:28:19,194
Yes, I mean, it was...
it was a little weird

406
00:28:19,196 --> 00:28:21,163
having strangers
in the car at first.

407
00:28:21,165 --> 00:28:23,635
But, I, uh,
I think I'm over it now.

408
00:28:30,940 --> 00:28:32,876
How much money did you make?

409
00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:39,950
Thirty-seven,
a... and some change.

410
00:28:43,186 --> 00:28:45,189
It was my first night.

411
00:28:47,224 --> 00:28:49,156
Well, it's Friday night tonight.

412
00:28:49,158 --> 00:28:51,094
Right? That should be better.

413
00:29:52,156 --> 00:29:54,225
You been doing DriverX long?

414
00:29:55,591 --> 00:29:58,126
- Uh, about a week.
- Oh.

415
00:29:58,128 --> 00:30:00,896
- Maybe that's what it is, man.
- Mm-hmm.

416
00:30:00,898 --> 00:30:02,431
<i>W... what is?</i>

417
00:30:02,433 --> 00:30:05,634
Why your DriverX rating
is so low?

418
00:30:05,636 --> 00:30:08,169
I mean,
you seem like a nice guy.

419
00:30:08,171 --> 00:30:10,371
My... my DriverX rating is low?

420
00:30:10,373 --> 00:30:13,140
Yeah, it's so low that
we almost solicited a driver

421
00:30:13,142 --> 00:30:15,109
from further away.

422
00:30:15,111 --> 00:30:18,813
Wait, you mean, you mean
a 2.45 out of 3X's isn't good?

423
00:30:18,815 --> 00:30:20,514
Nah, you want
like a 2.8 or higher.

424
00:30:20,516 --> 00:30:23,484
- No less than a 2.7.
- 2.7, yeah. Definitely not.

425
00:30:23,486 --> 00:30:25,386
- Wow. I didn't know that.
- Mm-hmm.

426
00:30:25,388 --> 00:30:27,856
Yeah, you know,
you should get some waters too.

427
00:30:27,858 --> 00:30:29,857
People get drunk.
You know, they go out.

428
00:30:29,859 --> 00:30:32,059
- They get dehydrated.
- They're dehydrated. Yeah.

429
00:30:32,061 --> 00:30:34,261
And, uh, gum or Altoids.

430
00:30:34,263 --> 00:30:36,330
- <i>Really?</i>
- Yeah, everybody does it.

431
00:30:36,332 --> 00:30:39,100
- <i>And get a phone charger.</i>
- <i>Auxiliary cable.</i>

432
00:30:39,102 --> 00:30:41,869
Mm-hmm, yeah, yeah. Drunk people
love to listen to their music.

433
00:30:41,871 --> 00:30:44,473
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
And dress nice, man.

434
00:30:44,475 --> 00:30:45,941
Nice, casual.

435
00:30:45,943 --> 00:30:47,876
Yeah, I didn't mean
not just nice, nice.

436
00:30:47,878 --> 00:30:50,080
<i>Don't overdo it though.
Just cool, you know.</i>

437
00:30:51,115 --> 00:30:53,718
That should cover it, right?

438
00:30:56,253 --> 00:30:58,220
- Geez, thanks, guys.
- <i>Yeah.</i>

439
00:31:24,648 --> 00:31:26,114
Wait a second.

440
00:31:26,116 --> 00:31:28,082
<i>That's it. I got it.</i>

441
00:31:28,084 --> 00:31:30,117
You had that record store
on Woodman.

442
00:31:30,119 --> 00:31:32,521
That, uh, what was it called?

443
00:31:32,523 --> 00:31:34,556
- The Last Record Store.
- The Last Record Store!

444
00:31:34,558 --> 00:31:36,060
- That's right.
- Yeah.

445
00:31:37,427 --> 00:31:40,061
Man, I spent years of my life
in that place.

446
00:31:40,063 --> 00:31:41,829
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

447
00:31:41,831 --> 00:31:44,465
Sorry that that business
went the way it did.

448
00:31:44,467 --> 00:31:47,335
I hung on way too long.

449
00:31:47,337 --> 00:31:50,638
<i>God, uh,
y... you had everything.</i>

450
00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:54,076
I... I discovered the Pixies
in that 4AD section.

451
00:31:54,078 --> 00:31:55,676
- Back right corner.
- That's right.

452
00:31:55,678 --> 00:31:57,748
- Yeah.
- Absolutely.

453
00:31:59,750 --> 00:32:01,015
You used to do this thing

454
00:32:01,017 --> 00:32:03,217
a... a... and I think you did it
with a lot of people

455
00:32:03,219 --> 00:32:04,453
but it was brilliant.

456
00:32:04,455 --> 00:32:06,687
You would, you would give me

457
00:32:06,689 --> 00:32:10,024
an LP or a CD
and try it out for free.

458
00:32:10,026 --> 00:32:12,226
<i>And I only had to pay for it
if I actually liked it.</i>

459
00:32:12,228 --> 00:32:15,230
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

460
00:32:15,232 --> 00:32:17,435
I think I paid
for every single one.

461
00:32:19,168 --> 00:32:22,136
Oh, you, you had a gift.

462
00:32:22,138 --> 00:32:24,942
You had this uncanny ability
to match-make with music.

463
00:32:26,776 --> 00:32:29,046
- Thanks, man.
- <i>It was a great store.</i>

464
00:32:31,180 --> 00:32:32,649
Yeah, it was.

465
00:32:36,619 --> 00:32:39,320
I always hoped that that store
was gonna be my legacy

466
00:32:39,322 --> 00:32:42,089
for my daughters, you know.

467
00:32:42,091 --> 00:32:44,594
They'd be able to wander up
and down the aisles and...

468
00:32:46,396 --> 00:32:48,331
...pick stuff up
and say, "What's this?"

469
00:32:49,699 --> 00:32:51,436
Discover new music.

470
00:32:53,236 --> 00:32:55,038
But now, you know...

471
00:32:56,005 --> 00:32:57,941
...CDs, records, all that...

472
00:32:59,510 --> 00:33:01,446
...it's not gonna be around
when they grow up.

473
00:33:03,946 --> 00:33:06,815
I sold my collection
for pennies on the dollar.

474
00:33:06,817 --> 00:33:08,753
My entire library is now...

475
00:33:09,953 --> 00:33:11,355
...in a computer.

476
00:33:29,039 --> 00:33:31,138
Miranda?

477
00:33:31,140 --> 00:33:32,275
Good girl.

478
00:33:37,781 --> 00:33:39,517
Up, up, up. Come on.

479
00:33:59,770 --> 00:34:01,669
Your girls are throwing sand.

480
00:34:01,671 --> 00:34:03,070
<i>Hey, stop that! Stop that!</i>

481
00:34:03,072 --> 00:34:05,240
Did you throw sand
at that woman's kid? Hey.

482
00:34:05,242 --> 00:34:07,145
Hey. Girls?

483
00:34:09,612 --> 00:34:10,612
Nice.

484
00:34:10,614 --> 00:34:13,348
Ah, I know, I know.

485
00:34:26,697 --> 00:34:29,063
- <i>What's up?</i>
- Oh, hey, Harry.

486
00:34:29,065 --> 00:34:30,301
Hey.

487
00:34:37,540 --> 00:34:39,509
- You fire Rob too?
- Yeah.

488
00:34:44,413 --> 00:34:46,350
My old man used to do all this.

489
00:34:47,451 --> 00:34:50,150
Yeah, that was in 1975.

490
00:34:50,152 --> 00:34:53,357
Well, what the hell difference
does that make?

491
00:34:55,491 --> 00:34:57,294
He was a man.

492
00:34:58,761 --> 00:35:01,228
I thought you two had
a rough time.

493
00:35:01,230 --> 00:35:03,167
Yeah, we did and we didn't.

494
00:35:04,634 --> 00:35:06,571
It was the fucking '70s.

495
00:35:12,942 --> 00:35:16,210
You know, Leonard,
if, if you need something

496
00:35:16,212 --> 00:35:19,313
money, you could take
your time paying back.

497
00:35:19,315 --> 00:35:20,750
Harry, we're okay.

498
00:35:25,621 --> 00:35:27,558
You know, sometimes
a wakeup call's a good thing.

499
00:35:29,525 --> 00:35:32,126
But thank you, man.

500
00:35:32,128 --> 00:35:33,764
- What...
- I appreciate it.

501
00:35:35,098 --> 00:35:37,268
You sure?
I mean, I'm serious. It's...

502
00:35:39,402 --> 00:35:41,973
I know. I'm positive.
We're okay.

503
00:36:16,272 --> 00:36:18,441
Come on.
I'm gonna go take a shower.

504
00:36:19,476 --> 00:36:21,212
You wanna come?

505
00:36:23,212 --> 00:36:25,749
Uh, why don't you go get clean
and I'll meet you in bed.

506
00:36:26,917 --> 00:36:28,451
No shower?

507
00:36:30,252 --> 00:36:32,455
You know, that's not
the sexy spot for me.

508
00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:19,099
Actually, though, I did try
and get laid last night.

509
00:37:19,101 --> 00:37:22,302
- Oh, my crimson river.
- Eww. No.

510
00:37:22,304 --> 00:37:24,072
No, he was actually
a gentleman about it.

511
00:37:24,074 --> 00:37:26,708
He said, literally said,
word-for-word.

512
00:37:26,710 --> 00:37:29,210
- Okay.
- "Aren't we both adults here?"

513
00:37:29,212 --> 00:37:30,779
- Can't we just...
- That's great. That's great.

514
00:37:30,781 --> 00:37:33,280
And then I was, like,
"You don't mind if I bleed?"

515
00:37:33,282 --> 00:37:36,016
And he said, "That's what
the towels were for."

516
00:37:36,018 --> 00:37:37,786
Okay, so what happened?

517
00:37:37,788 --> 00:37:40,755
Well, I mean, the lubrication.
Oh, on point.

518
00:37:40,757 --> 00:37:42,556
- That much was golden.
- Okay.

519
00:37:42,558 --> 00:37:45,759
But, however, I was...

520
00:37:45,761 --> 00:37:48,730
You know, I was crampy.
So I was like super cloggy.

521
00:37:48,732 --> 00:37:50,831
Oh, god. Gross.

522
00:37:50,833 --> 00:37:52,567
Just vibe that shit out.

523
00:37:52,569 --> 00:37:54,501
Why are we even
having this conversation?

524
00:37:54,503 --> 00:37:56,371
Because mine's broken.

525
00:37:56,373 --> 00:37:58,907
Why don't you go to the store?

526
00:37:58,909 --> 00:38:01,278
I will. I'm just a lazy bitch.

527
00:38:02,878 --> 00:38:04,179
- Sir?
- Hmm?

528
00:38:04,181 --> 00:38:06,947
Uh, do you mind if I,
if I roll a blunt back here?

529
00:38:06,949 --> 00:38:08,886
Not to smoke, just prep.

530
00:38:10,420 --> 00:38:13,487
- Uh, sure.
- Oh, you're a sweetheart.

531
00:38:13,489 --> 00:38:14,721
How do I look?

532
00:38:14,723 --> 00:38:17,625
Oh, my God. You look,
you look super-hot.

533
00:38:17,627 --> 00:38:20,527
- Like hip hop hot, you know.
- That comfy slutty.

534
00:38:20,529 --> 00:38:22,529
Comfy slutty.
That is exactly what this is.

535
00:38:22,531 --> 00:38:24,032
Like, this is such
a slutty dress

536
00:38:24,034 --> 00:38:25,500
but, like, I'm really
comfortable in it.

537
00:38:25,502 --> 00:38:26,601
You know what I mean,
and then I'm like

538
00:38:26,603 --> 00:38:29,070
literally wearing sneaker heels.

539
00:38:29,072 --> 00:38:30,672
Like, it's magical
if you could do both.

540
00:38:30,674 --> 00:38:32,840
It's magical
if you can get laid.

541
00:38:32,842 --> 00:38:34,976
Ah, excuse me.

542
00:38:34,978 --> 00:38:36,945
Could you have an AUX cord?

543
00:38:36,947 --> 00:38:39,213
- Oh, uh, yeah.
- Ah!

544
00:38:39,215 --> 00:38:41,551
- Right here.
- I just love you.

545
00:38:42,819 --> 00:38:45,018
Perfect.

546
00:38:45,020 --> 00:38:48,056
Okay. Let's get ready to rage.

547
00:39:13,583 --> 00:39:15,449
DriverX?

548
00:39:15,451 --> 00:39:17,751
- Tom?
- Whoo-whoo.

549
00:39:17,753 --> 00:39:19,587
What's up?

550
00:39:19,589 --> 00:39:22,123
- How you doin' tonight?
- What's going on, my dude?

551
00:39:22,125 --> 00:39:26,293
- <i>Como se llama?</i>
- <i>Me llama Leonardo.</i>

552
00:39:26,295 --> 00:39:28,730
Leonardo. What?

553
00:39:28,732 --> 00:39:32,032
Leonardo in the house!

554
00:39:32,034 --> 00:39:33,934
That's right.

555
00:39:33,936 --> 00:39:36,304
- Oh, did you get the address?
- Yeah, yeah, I... I did.

556
00:39:36,306 --> 00:39:38,275
- It's navigating right now.
- Oh, cool.

557
00:39:39,743 --> 00:39:41,511
So I'm from China.

558
00:39:42,878 --> 00:39:44,746
Wonderful.

559
00:39:44,748 --> 00:39:47,047
How are things in China?

560
00:39:47,049 --> 00:39:49,683
A little crowded, I think.

561
00:39:49,685 --> 00:39:51,485
- <i>So where are you from?</i>
- Miami.

562
00:39:51,487 --> 00:39:52,954
- <i>Yeah? Born and raised?</i>
- No.

563
00:39:52,956 --> 00:39:54,688
I'm born in Pittsburgh,
raised in Miami, Florida.

564
00:39:54,690 --> 00:39:56,893
Cool. And, like, what brought
you to Los Angeles?

565
00:39:59,795 --> 00:40:02,031
Dreams and happiness, my friend.

566
00:40:03,232 --> 00:40:05,233
What better place to do it
than LA.

567
00:40:05,235 --> 00:40:07,936
- Whoo-whoo, right?
- Yeah.

568
00:40:07,938 --> 00:40:10,237
Oh, yo, I moved to Los Angeles

569
00:40:10,239 --> 00:40:11,838
because I was dating
this actress.

570
00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:13,440
Yeah. California girl

571
00:40:13,442 --> 00:40:15,643
grew up in Newport Beach
or whatever.

572
00:40:15,645 --> 00:40:17,545
I don't know.

573
00:40:17,547 --> 00:40:20,848
- She wound up dumping me.
- What? Bitch.

574
00:40:20,850 --> 00:40:24,184
That's right,
motherfucking biatch.

575
00:40:24,186 --> 00:40:26,123
How long ago was that?

576
00:40:26,956 --> 00:40:30,291
Uh, 5 years ago.

577
00:40:30,293 --> 00:40:32,263
Something. I don't know.

578
00:40:34,397 --> 00:40:36,998
She ruined me real good.

579
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:38,936
<i>Her name was Cheyenne.</i>

580
00:40:40,804 --> 00:40:43,173
She was the best thing
that ever happened to me.

581
00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:53,748
Oh, hey, you wanna, like, listen
to some music or anything?

582
00:40:53,750 --> 00:40:56,451
Uh, yeah, that depends.
What do you got?

583
00:40:56,453 --> 00:41:00,087
W... why, are you picky?
You don't like shit or what?

584
00:41:00,089 --> 00:41:02,190
No, it's... it's not that.
It's just I'm a...

585
00:41:02,192 --> 00:41:04,726
I'm a little, well, old school
in a weird way.

586
00:41:04,728 --> 00:41:07,261
Wait, weird? What?

587
00:41:07,263 --> 00:41:08,933
Not old, it's just...

588
00:41:11,234 --> 00:41:13,270
You know, I have
a Peter Frampton live album.

589
00:41:15,170 --> 00:41:16,270
Frampton Comes Alive.

590
00:41:16,272 --> 00:41:18,208
And when I pull it off
the shelf...

591
00:41:19,942 --> 00:41:21,409
...you can just feel it.

592
00:41:21,411 --> 00:41:22,909
You know,
the card stock is thick.

593
00:41:22,911 --> 00:41:25,145
It's heavy, shiny,
and when you open it up

594
00:41:25,147 --> 00:41:27,415
you hear the, the crack
of the crease.

595
00:41:27,417 --> 00:41:29,516
You look inside,
you can see the band members

596
00:41:29,518 --> 00:41:32,152
you could, you know,
read the liner notes.

597
00:41:32,154 --> 00:41:33,621
And then when you flipped it
on the front

598
00:41:33,623 --> 00:41:37,058
there's Peter's face,
his blond hair.

599
00:41:37,060 --> 00:41:38,192
And when you flip it down

600
00:41:38,194 --> 00:41:40,427
his hands are clutching
that Gibson guitar.

601
00:41:40,429 --> 00:41:42,996
60,000 people at the Coliseum
are watching him play

602
00:41:42,998 --> 00:41:44,998
and you can feel it.

603
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:47,402
And all that's happening before
you even put the record on.

604
00:41:47,404 --> 00:41:49,340
You're already experiencing it.

605
00:41:51,040 --> 00:41:52,540
Yeah.

606
00:41:52,542 --> 00:41:54,141
Yeah?

607
00:41:54,143 --> 00:41:55,610
- Fuck, yeah.
- Fuck, yeah is right.

608
00:41:55,612 --> 00:41:56,811
- I'm buyin' that.
- Yeah.

609
00:41:56,813 --> 00:41:59,179
Shit. Sold.

610
00:41:59,181 --> 00:42:00,982
Amazon tonight. On it.

611
00:42:03,219 --> 00:42:05,520
Oh, but, alright.

612
00:42:05,522 --> 00:42:07,654
Truth be told,
there's still a lot

613
00:42:07,656 --> 00:42:09,556
of bitchin' music out there
these days, Leonard.

614
00:42:09,558 --> 00:42:10,757
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

615
00:42:10,759 --> 00:42:13,229
You just gotta... look for it,
you know.

616
00:42:15,397 --> 00:42:18,301
- Hey, is this you up ahead?
- Oh, shit! Yeah.

617
00:42:26,576 --> 00:42:28,442
Leonard, I like you.

618
00:42:28,444 --> 00:42:31,311
Tom, I like you too.

619
00:42:31,313 --> 00:42:32,813
Uh, Leonard.

620
00:42:32,815 --> 00:42:34,715
Goddammit, give me your number.

621
00:42:34,717 --> 00:42:36,851
When I get done here,
I wants to call you.

622
00:42:36,853 --> 00:42:38,786
You is who I wants to call.

623
00:42:38,788 --> 00:42:40,253
I... I appreciate that

624
00:42:40,255 --> 00:42:41,788
but we're really not supposed
to do that sort of thing.

625
00:42:41,790 --> 00:42:43,090
Look, you... you already
paid me on the app.

626
00:42:43,092 --> 00:42:44,692
No, look, look, I'll call you

627
00:42:44,694 --> 00:42:45,992
and you come right up next to me

628
00:42:45,994 --> 00:42:48,829
and then I'll request you
on my phone.

629
00:42:48,831 --> 00:42:50,000
Can't miss.

630
00:42:58,540 --> 00:42:59,674
Are you, uh...

631
00:42:59,676 --> 00:43:00,775
Looking for something
to write on, man.

632
00:43:00,777 --> 00:43:02,275
Oh, you're going old school,
huh?

633
00:43:02,277 --> 00:43:04,112
I could just put it up
in my phone if you want to.

634
00:43:04,114 --> 00:43:05,315
Here you go.

635
00:43:07,417 --> 00:43:08,916
Hmm.

636
00:43:08,918 --> 00:43:10,921
There you go, man.

637
00:43:12,188 --> 00:43:14,788
- You'll be hearing from me.
- Okay.

638
00:43:14,790 --> 00:43:19,025
- Bon voyage, Leonardo!
- Bon voyage.

639
00:43:20,830 --> 00:43:23,130
Oh, Jesus Christ.

640
00:43:23,132 --> 00:43:24,799
Oh, why did I do that?

641
00:43:59,502 --> 00:44:01,201
- <i>Chelsea.</i>
- Chelsea?

642
00:44:01,203 --> 00:44:03,103
<i>Alright. Wait, no, no, no.
Down here, down here.</i>

643
00:44:03,105 --> 00:44:05,505
Where are you going?

644
00:44:05,507 --> 00:44:07,175
- <i>Alright. Everybody in?</i>
- <i>Oh, my God.</i>

645
00:44:07,177 --> 00:44:09,409
- <i>It's disgusting.</i>
- It's fine. It's a car.

646
00:44:09,411 --> 00:44:12,712
- <i>Doesn't matter.</i>
- <i>You're such an asshole.</i>

647
00:44:12,714 --> 00:44:14,282
- <i>God.</i>
- <i>Oh, my God.</i>

648
00:44:14,284 --> 00:44:16,284
- <i>Hi.</i>
- <i>Hi.</i>

649
00:44:16,286 --> 00:44:18,152
- <i>Hey, come on.</i>
- <i>Let's go.</i>

650
00:44:18,154 --> 00:44:19,753
- Go!
- Alright.

651
00:44:19,755 --> 00:44:21,221
Are we... are we all in?
We all in?

652
00:44:21,223 --> 00:44:22,422
- <i>Yes.</i>
- <i>Alright, let's go.</i>

653
00:44:22,424 --> 00:44:23,958
Where are you go...
Where are we going?

654
00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:25,992
- <i>We're not going home.</i>
- Where are we going?

655
00:44:25,994 --> 00:44:27,561
Ah, yes, please,
where are we going?

656
00:44:27,563 --> 00:44:29,663
- We're going to a bar.
- I wanna go home.

657
00:44:29,665 --> 00:44:31,132
- I want to go home.
- No.

658
00:44:31,134 --> 00:44:33,266
- Why? It's 3:00...
- My fucking back hurts.

659
00:44:33,268 --> 00:44:34,634
- My fucking back hurts.
- Alright, alright, alright.

660
00:44:34,636 --> 00:44:35,735
- First we're gonna...
- So you wanna go home?

661
00:44:35,737 --> 00:44:37,137
First, we're gonna go to a CVS

662
00:44:37,139 --> 00:44:39,674
so we can get some BENGAY
for her back.

663
00:44:39,676 --> 00:44:41,576
- For Chelsea.
- I...

664
00:44:41,578 --> 00:44:44,978
Go to, um,
fucking Main Street?

665
00:44:44,980 --> 00:44:47,380
<i>Wait, wait.
So... so no... no CVS.</i>

666
00:44:47,382 --> 00:44:48,449
- No!
- No!

667
00:44:48,451 --> 00:44:49,851
- Uh, Main Street then.
- Uh, McKinney.

668
00:44:49,853 --> 00:44:52,052
Just take me to where
there's no fucking old people.

669
00:44:52,054 --> 00:44:53,253
- Yeah.
- Duh.

670
00:44:53,255 --> 00:44:54,788
This fuckin' old creep
that's not gonna think

671
00:44:54,790 --> 00:44:56,123
she's gonna be in a movie.

672
00:44:56,125 --> 00:44:58,326
<i>And this fucking skank.</i>

673
00:44:58,328 --> 00:45:01,094
I was joking.
I wasn't being serious with him.

674
00:45:01,096 --> 00:45:04,665
Uh-huh. She's like,
"Can I be in your movie?"

675
00:45:04,667 --> 00:45:07,335
Yeah, they're gonna put me
as an extra in his movie.

676
00:45:07,337 --> 00:45:08,869
Okay, I'm gonna be
in the background.

677
00:45:08,871 --> 00:45:11,005
You're gonna be so important.

678
00:45:11,007 --> 00:45:14,041
Yes, I am.
You know, get discovered, okay?

679
00:45:15,545 --> 00:45:17,344
Stupid.

680
00:45:17,346 --> 00:45:19,480
<i>My legs are so hairy.</i>

681
00:45:19,482 --> 00:45:21,382
Oh, my gosh.
Your legs are so soft.

682
00:45:21,384 --> 00:45:24,251
- <i>No, they're so hairy.</i>
- You're so sexy.

683
00:45:24,253 --> 00:45:26,554
You're, like,
the hottest person ever.

684
00:45:26,556 --> 00:45:28,389
- <i>Thank you.</i>
- Your legs are so sexy.

685
00:45:28,391 --> 00:45:32,592
Oh, my God!
Stop flirting with me, you slut.

686
00:45:32,594 --> 00:45:35,228
- I'm not a lesbian.
- I'm not a lesbian.

687
00:45:35,230 --> 00:45:37,732
- You guys are gonna scissor.
- Not now.

688
00:45:37,734 --> 00:45:39,266
No. We don't do that.

689
00:45:39,268 --> 00:45:41,835
- I like boys.
- <i>I like wiener.</i>

690
00:45:41,837 --> 00:45:43,840
<i>That's good 'cause I got one.</i>

691
00:45:47,509 --> 00:45:49,342
- I don't feel good.
- What?

692
00:45:49,344 --> 00:45:50,378
What do you mean
you don't feel good?

693
00:45:50,380 --> 00:45:51,411
I'm fine.

694
00:45:51,413 --> 00:45:52,545
- I'm fine.
- Are you gonna puke?

695
00:45:52,547 --> 00:45:54,315
- I was kidding.
- Dude, switch places with him.

696
00:45:54,317 --> 00:45:55,483
- Are you gonna fucking puke?
- No.

697
00:45:55,485 --> 00:45:57,351
Switch places with him
and puke out the window.

698
00:45:57,353 --> 00:45:58,920
Hey, roll down the window, man.

699
00:45:58,922 --> 00:46:00,420
- Oh, my God. She's gonna...
- I'm fine.

700
00:46:00,422 --> 00:46:01,922
- Should we pull over?
- No.

701
00:46:01,924 --> 00:46:02,989
- I was kidding.
- Oh, my God!

702
00:46:02,991 --> 00:46:05,192
It was a, it was a false alarm.

703
00:46:05,194 --> 00:46:08,895
Can you get a handle on her?
Jesus Christ.

704
00:46:08,897 --> 00:46:11,032
<i>Is she okay?</i>

705
00:46:11,034 --> 00:46:15,969
I'm gonna buy everybody in here
one of those, uh...

706
00:46:15,971 --> 00:46:17,170
E... even you, dude.

707
00:46:17,172 --> 00:46:19,974
I'm gonna buy everybody
bacon-wrapped hot dogs

708
00:46:19,976 --> 00:46:21,675
<i>or whatever the fuck
it's called.</i>

709
00:46:21,677 --> 00:46:24,978
Hey, just drop us off
on the corner here.

710
00:46:24,980 --> 00:46:26,079
What?

711
00:46:26,081 --> 00:46:28,683
D... drop us off
on the corner here.

712
00:46:28,685 --> 00:46:30,116
- Just over here?
- Yes!

713
00:46:30,118 --> 00:46:32,286
- Alright. Alright.
- God.

714
00:46:32,288 --> 00:46:34,587
<i>Am I not speaking English?
Jesus.</i>

715
00:46:37,527 --> 00:46:39,092
<i>I wanna get out.</i>

716
00:46:39,094 --> 00:46:40,994
<i>I wanna get out.
I wanna get out.</i>

717
00:46:40,996 --> 00:46:43,399
- <i>I wanna get out.</i>
- <i>Shh. Shh.</i>

718
00:46:44,567 --> 00:46:45,636
Ugh.

719
00:46:47,069 --> 00:46:51,771
Hey, is, um, is there a way
to tip you on the app?

720
00:46:51,773 --> 00:46:53,206
<i>No.</i>

721
00:46:53,208 --> 00:46:56,143
No? It's $4.

722
00:46:56,145 --> 00:46:57,911
What does he mean, no tip?

723
00:46:57,913 --> 00:47:00,146
Look at this price.
It's 4 fucking dollars.

724
00:47:00,148 --> 00:47:01,849
I know. It's good.
Thank you, Leonard.

725
00:47:01,851 --> 00:47:04,317
- No. Without a tip.
- Come on.

726
00:47:04,319 --> 00:47:05,686
- Why do you do it?
- Chelsea, come on.

727
00:47:05,688 --> 00:47:07,654
Seriously, dude.
Why do you do it?

728
00:47:07,656 --> 00:47:09,591
Why do you do it?

729
00:47:12,661 --> 00:47:13,696
<i>Idiot.</i>

730
00:48:30,306 --> 00:48:31,572
Just take me to the Denny's.

731
00:49:09,878 --> 00:49:11,714
- Leonard?
- <i>Tammy?</i>

732
00:49:12,982 --> 00:49:15,018
- Front or back?
- <i>Uh, whichever you like.</i>

733
00:49:23,759 --> 00:49:25,829
- Get the address?
- Yep.

734
00:49:27,063 --> 00:49:29,532
What time is it?

735
00:49:31,701 --> 00:49:33,634
- Thank you.
- Yeah.

736
00:49:33,636 --> 00:49:35,272
You bet. No problem.

737
00:49:42,645 --> 00:49:44,581
So how's your day going?

738
00:49:45,413 --> 00:49:47,783
Um, good.

739
00:49:49,518 --> 00:49:50,654
And yours?

740
00:49:52,822 --> 00:49:54,188
Tired.

741
00:49:54,190 --> 00:49:57,056
- Ready to stop drinking.
- Mm.

742
00:49:57,058 --> 00:49:59,626
But it, it seems like
you're going to continue.

743
00:50:01,163 --> 00:50:04,864
Leonard, it's like
you already know my shit.

744
00:50:15,177 --> 00:50:16,545
I'm sorry.

745
00:50:18,281 --> 00:50:20,516
Uh, no, that's, uh,
it's not a problem.

746
00:50:26,087 --> 00:50:27,820
What happened to the girls
behind us?

747
00:50:27,822 --> 00:50:29,489
What's that?

748
00:50:29,491 --> 00:50:31,692
The girls.
I thought they were behind us.

749
00:50:31,694 --> 00:50:33,059
- In the car?
- Yes.

750
00:50:33,061 --> 00:50:34,594
- Uh, no.
- What?

751
00:50:34,596 --> 00:50:36,230
- Were there other girls...
- Are you kidding me?

752
00:50:36,232 --> 00:50:37,697
- Yes!
- No, no.

753
00:50:37,699 --> 00:50:38,799
You were alone
when I picked you up.

754
00:50:38,801 --> 00:50:40,300
Oh, my God,
did we leave them behind?

755
00:50:40,302 --> 00:50:41,402
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, I'm... I'm so sorry.

756
00:50:41,404 --> 00:50:42,402
For God's sake,
we can totally go back...

757
00:50:42,404 --> 00:50:44,340
No! No! No!

758
00:50:47,976 --> 00:50:50,045
We're going all the way.

759
00:50:51,581 --> 00:50:55,552
Just you and me.

760
00:50:58,221 --> 00:50:59,822
We're doing it.

761
00:51:01,357 --> 00:51:03,393
- Yeah, we are.
- Hmm.

762
00:51:11,900 --> 00:51:13,002
Ready.

763
00:51:17,973 --> 00:51:19,375
Let it go.

764
00:51:21,877 --> 00:51:23,344
Let go.

765
00:51:25,581 --> 00:51:27,584
Yeah. Like, let's go.

766
00:51:30,853 --> 00:51:31,851
What?

767
00:51:34,824 --> 00:51:36,991
Oh, my G...

768
00:51:36,993 --> 00:51:38,058
Let go.

769
00:51:42,031 --> 00:51:43,833
<i>Oh.</i>

770
00:51:48,471 --> 00:51:50,840
♪ Na na na na ♪

771
00:51:52,340 --> 00:51:54,543
♪ Na na na na ♪

772
00:51:55,677 --> 00:51:58,080
♪ Na na na na ♪

773
00:51:59,081 --> 00:52:01,014
♪ Na na na na ♪

774
00:52:01,016 --> 00:52:03,317
Oh, yeah.

775
00:52:03,319 --> 00:52:04,851
Oh, my God. No.

776
00:52:04,853 --> 00:52:06,387
Stop. I'm just kidding.

777
00:52:13,429 --> 00:52:15,865
- Guys hate me.
- What?

778
00:52:17,366 --> 00:52:18,467
Why?

779
00:52:21,304 --> 00:52:23,506
A little too much for them,
I guess.

780
00:52:28,610 --> 00:52:29,746
<i>Oh.</i>

781
00:52:33,014 --> 00:52:34,348
Ah.

782
00:52:44,326 --> 00:52:47,196
- Are we here?
- Yeah, um, yeah.

783
00:52:49,197 --> 00:52:50,496
Oh.

784
00:53:01,076 --> 00:53:02,909
Bye.

785
00:53:02,911 --> 00:53:04,313
You have everything?

786
00:53:19,228 --> 00:53:21,231
Oh, I think you look younger
without the beard.

787
00:53:25,467 --> 00:53:27,136
FYI, this place has been...

788
00:53:28,036 --> 00:53:29,168
...debugged.

789
00:53:29,170 --> 00:53:30,105
Huh.

790
00:53:31,540 --> 00:53:33,373
Forgive me, father,
for I have sinned.

791
00:53:33,375 --> 00:53:34,507
<i>Well, how long has it been</i>

792
00:53:34,509 --> 00:53:36,446
<i>since your last confession,
my son?</i>

793
00:53:44,185 --> 00:53:45,953
Is it Dawn?

794
00:53:45,955 --> 00:53:47,891
<i>I noticed a little tension
over dinner.</i>

795
00:53:51,127 --> 00:53:54,594
Look, last year...

796
00:53:54,596 --> 00:53:57,331
...I felt like Jackie and I
were gonna split.

797
00:53:57,333 --> 00:53:58,335
<i>And we...</i>

798
00:53:59,467 --> 00:54:00,768
<i>...we disliked each other.</i>

799
00:54:00,770 --> 00:54:02,636
<i>No other way to put it.</i>

800
00:54:02,638 --> 00:54:04,840
We barely spoke for weeks
at a time.

801
00:54:06,409 --> 00:54:08,345
I thought we were toast
for sure.

802
00:54:09,545 --> 00:54:12,179
<i>You know, so, we go to therapy</i>

803
00:54:12,181 --> 00:54:14,748
<i>one last time
to try to save our marriage.</i>

804
00:54:14,750 --> 00:54:17,351
<i>And all this therapist
really did was</i>

805
00:54:17,353 --> 00:54:20,520
give us 5 words
for how to talk to one another.

806
00:54:20,522 --> 00:54:22,791
I mean, 5 words
to save our marriage.

807
00:54:25,161 --> 00:54:26,492
Okay, I'll bite.

808
00:54:28,230 --> 00:54:32,900
Um, let's say, uh, Dawn
is going off on you about...

809
00:54:32,902 --> 00:54:34,668
Oh, pick a fucking topic, right?

810
00:54:34,670 --> 00:54:37,603
And the, uh, pettiness
of her complaint

811
00:54:37,605 --> 00:54:39,405
makes your blood boil.

812
00:54:39,407 --> 00:54:41,844
<i>Next thing you know,
full-blown argument.</i>

813
00:54:42,944 --> 00:54:44,913
All you have to do is say...

814
00:54:46,815 --> 00:54:50,250
"...Babe, you're crazy

815
00:54:50,252 --> 00:54:52,786
but I still love you."

816
00:54:52,788 --> 00:54:56,290
Honey, you're a, a raging
fucking cunt

817
00:54:56,292 --> 00:54:58,525
<i>but I still love you.</i>

818
00:54:58,527 --> 00:55:01,695
Sweetheart, I love my beard.

819
00:55:01,697 --> 00:55:03,063
I wanna keep it.

820
00:55:03,065 --> 00:55:06,269
I will shave it for you
because I love you.

821
00:55:07,703 --> 00:55:10,404
- Come on.
- Fucking works.

822
00:55:10,406 --> 00:55:12,873
Honey, I wanna murder you
right now

823
00:55:12,875 --> 00:55:16,576
but I can't because I hate
the idea of hurting you.

824
00:55:16,578 --> 00:55:18,645
<i>I just love you too much.</i>

825
00:55:18,647 --> 00:55:21,614
<i>See, you can just switch it
around. Improvise.</i>

826
00:55:21,616 --> 00:55:25,018
But the point is, you finally
get to tell her the truth

827
00:55:25,020 --> 00:55:27,056
as long as you still remind her
that you love her.

828
00:55:28,491 --> 00:55:30,056
<i>The therapist explained
it had to do</i>

829
00:55:30,058 --> 00:55:32,458
with the primitive part
of the brain

830
00:55:32,460 --> 00:55:35,161
amygdala or lizard brain.

831
00:55:35,163 --> 00:55:36,432
Fight or flight.

832
00:55:38,132 --> 00:55:40,169
And don't underestimate
the power of words.

833
00:55:41,603 --> 00:55:43,136
<i>And you don't even
have to mean 'em.</i>

834
00:55:43,138 --> 00:55:45,271
<i>But I guarantee you</i>

835
00:55:45,273 --> 00:55:47,474
<i>once you start saying
I still love you</i>

836
00:55:47,476 --> 00:55:49,412
you can't help
but fall back in love.

837
00:55:58,753 --> 00:56:00,920
<i>You know, uh</i>

838
00:56:00,922 --> 00:56:03,926
<i>if you think this DriverX
business is gonna help...</i>

839
00:56:04,759 --> 00:56:05,994
...forget it.

840
00:56:07,228 --> 00:56:10,264
Yeah.
Yeah, I know about DriverX.

841
00:56:10,266 --> 00:56:11,965
Didn't you think
Jackie would tell me

842
00:56:11,967 --> 00:56:13,933
that you picked her up
from her cousin's?

843
00:56:15,203 --> 00:56:16,969
Is that why
you didn't wanna say anything?

844
00:56:16,971 --> 00:56:19,373
You think she's bangin' someone
on the side?

845
00:56:19,375 --> 00:56:21,311
That would be
none of my business.

846
00:56:23,511 --> 00:56:25,481
Uh, I appreciate that.

847
00:56:27,917 --> 00:56:29,886
Driving's my dirty secret.

848
00:56:34,656 --> 00:56:36,757
What am I doin'?

849
00:56:36,759 --> 00:56:37,994
<i>At my age.</i>

850
00:56:39,395 --> 00:56:41,397
Last night,
I almost got into trouble.

851
00:56:44,165 --> 00:56:45,534
Like, real trouble.

852
00:56:48,002 --> 00:56:49,338
So I don't know. I...

853
00:56:51,540 --> 00:56:54,373
I'm just freakin' trippin'.

854
00:56:54,375 --> 00:56:56,311
I don't know where I fit
in the world anymore.

855
00:56:57,446 --> 00:56:58,878
Same old shit.

856
00:56:58,880 --> 00:57:00,913
It's called getting older.

857
00:57:00,915 --> 00:57:02,282
Hey, think about
how our parents felt

858
00:57:02,284 --> 00:57:04,418
when personal computers blew up.

859
00:57:04,420 --> 00:57:06,320
I just don't wanna
give up the reins.

860
00:57:06,322 --> 00:57:08,258
I don't wanna hand it over yet.

861
00:57:10,826 --> 00:57:11,925
You know,
I've been gettin' to know

862
00:57:11,927 --> 00:57:14,161
the next generation recently.

863
00:57:14,163 --> 00:57:15,596
<i>And I don't even know if they
can get their fucking noses</i>

864
00:57:15,598 --> 00:57:16,730
<i>out of their iPhones.</i>

865
00:57:16,732 --> 00:57:19,398
Well, then it's your job
to teach them how.

866
00:57:19,400 --> 00:57:21,034
How to live.

867
00:57:21,036 --> 00:57:22,902
And don't make fun of them.

868
00:57:22,904 --> 00:57:24,804
Help them...

869
00:57:24,806 --> 00:57:26,042
...asshole.

870
00:57:32,413 --> 00:57:35,114
- Ow, careful.
- No, no, just sit on it.

871
00:57:35,116 --> 00:57:36,916
Okay.

872
00:57:36,918 --> 00:57:39,518
You... you're not hard yet.

873
00:57:39,520 --> 00:57:41,456
Well, rub it a little bit.

874
00:57:43,225 --> 00:57:45,125
That's it.

875
00:57:45,127 --> 00:57:46,293
Wait a minute.
Oh, goddammit.

876
00:57:46,295 --> 00:57:47,360
My foot's crampin' up.

877
00:57:49,130 --> 00:57:50,663
Ah. Mm.

878
00:57:50,665 --> 00:57:52,498
- You okay?
- Yeah.

879
00:57:52,500 --> 00:57:53,666
You alright?

880
00:57:53,668 --> 00:57:55,605
- Good?
- Yeah. Is that good?

881
00:57:56,705 --> 00:57:57,840
Okay.

882
00:58:06,014 --> 00:58:08,750
I'm scared about the future.

883
00:58:17,393 --> 00:58:18,761
Yeah, I know.

884
00:58:22,230 --> 00:58:24,530
Let's, let's say we fix this.

885
00:58:24,532 --> 00:58:26,132
I mean, what are we
gonna do in 6 months

886
00:58:26,134 --> 00:58:28,071
when we have to pay again?

887
00:58:35,344 --> 00:58:37,280
I am scared about that too.

888
00:58:38,846 --> 00:58:40,015
Hey.

889
00:58:43,284 --> 00:58:44,451
Well, for short term

890
00:58:44,453 --> 00:58:48,154
we could drop
all the premium channels.

891
00:58:48,156 --> 00:58:50,626
You know,
just go back to basic cable.

892
00:58:54,730 --> 00:58:56,132
Mm-hmm.

893
00:58:57,632 --> 00:58:59,565
I can get rid of the girls'
iPad plans.

894
00:58:59,567 --> 00:59:01,536
That's 60 bucks a month
right there.

895
00:59:08,476 --> 00:59:10,779
Drop down
to streaming on Netflix.

896
00:59:15,984 --> 00:59:18,321
You know, fuck Netflix.
I can go to the library.

897
00:59:23,458 --> 00:59:24,726
Long term...

898
00:59:38,773 --> 00:59:40,139
- Hello.
- Uh, hi.

899
00:59:40,141 --> 00:59:42,942
- What's the name, please?
- It's not for me, actually.

900
00:59:42,944 --> 00:59:44,911
Uh, there's a woman.

901
00:59:44,913 --> 00:59:46,746
Uh, she'll be here shortly.

902
00:59:46,748 --> 00:59:48,982
- She's intoxicated.
- Mm-hmm.

903
00:59:48,984 --> 00:59:50,116
Not angry.

904
00:59:50,118 --> 00:59:52,184
- She's just emotional.
- Okay.

905
00:59:52,186 --> 00:59:56,757
Her father got married tonight
and it was emotional for her.

906
00:59:56,759 --> 00:59:58,791
Right. You mentioned that.

907
00:59:58,793 --> 01:00:00,295
Here she comes.

908
01:00:03,098 --> 01:00:05,665
Okay. Okay, okay, okay.

909
01:00:05,667 --> 01:00:07,603
Stop. Are you kidding me? Stop.

910
01:00:09,471 --> 01:00:11,273
- Hi.
- <i>Hi.</i>

911
01:00:15,210 --> 01:00:16,909
<i>We're not driving far.
Make the first...</i>

912
01:00:16,911 --> 01:00:19,411
<i>You know what, I told you
not to let me drink.</i>

913
01:00:19,413 --> 01:00:21,815
- Shh, it's okay.
- Don't "shh" me!

914
01:00:21,817 --> 01:00:23,717
I've got some water bottles
back there if you need 'em.

915
01:00:23,719 --> 01:00:25,985
She hasn't even been gone
a year.

916
01:00:25,987 --> 01:00:27,487
- Drink this.
- You drink it!

917
01:00:27,489 --> 01:00:28,954
- Okay, stop! Enough!
- It's just...

918
01:00:28,956 --> 01:00:31,257
- Enough!
- No, not enough!

919
01:00:31,259 --> 01:00:33,192
Yes! Enough!

920
01:00:33,194 --> 01:00:34,828
Do you understand
what happened in there?

921
01:00:34,830 --> 01:00:37,467
Do you understand
what happened in there?

922
01:00:45,406 --> 01:00:46,605
- Oh!
- Oh!

923
01:00:46,607 --> 01:00:48,440
- <i>Oh!</i>
- Ugh!

924
01:00:48,442 --> 01:00:49,875
- What?
- <i>Oh!</i>

925
01:00:49,877 --> 01:00:52,145
- What? Oh, no!
- No!

926
01:00:52,147 --> 01:00:53,712
- Oh, God! Oh, God!
- Oh-oh.

927
01:00:53,714 --> 01:00:54,780
Oh, God.

928
01:00:56,217 --> 01:00:57,750
Call 911.

929
01:00:57,752 --> 01:01:00,353
- Call 911!
- Do not call 911.

930
01:01:00,355 --> 01:01:01,456
Oh.

931
01:01:05,793 --> 01:01:07,797
Okay, honey. Come on.

932
01:01:09,063 --> 01:01:10,132
Let's go.

933
01:01:11,799 --> 01:01:13,002
Thank you.

934
01:02:40,956 --> 01:02:43,723
Where were you last night?

935
01:02:43,725 --> 01:02:46,025
I fell asleep in the car

936
01:02:46,027 --> 01:02:47,826
with the garage door wide open.

937
01:02:47,828 --> 01:02:50,496
- Oh, my God.
- I had an accident last night.

938
01:02:50,498 --> 01:02:51,764
You know what, you know what,
I can't.

939
01:02:51,766 --> 01:02:52,898
I'm sorry. I just...

940
01:02:55,002 --> 01:02:57,670
- Hey, goodbye, girls.
- Goodbye, mom.

941
01:02:57,672 --> 01:02:58,804
- Love you.
- Have a good day.

942
01:02:58,806 --> 01:03:00,542
- Okay, love you.
- Bye.

943
01:03:05,514 --> 01:03:08,014
<i>So how much to fix it?</i>

944
01:03:08,016 --> 01:03:10,319
- <i>It's got a lease or own it?</i>
- <i>I lease it.</i>

945
01:03:11,786 --> 01:03:14,154
Approximately 1600.

946
01:03:14,156 --> 01:03:15,721
- 1600?
- Yes, sir.

947
01:03:15,723 --> 01:03:17,157
Are you kidding me? Why so much?

948
01:03:17,159 --> 01:03:18,628
Hang on.

949
01:03:54,596 --> 01:03:56,829
Hello, my name is Doris.

950
01:03:56,831 --> 01:03:58,234
<i>May I help you?</i>

951
01:03:59,801 --> 01:04:01,668
Uh, yeah.

952
01:04:01,670 --> 01:04:04,240
Hi, Doris. Um...

953
01:04:07,976 --> 01:04:09,742
I... I'm a driver.

954
01:04:09,744 --> 01:04:11,911
<i>Uh, I had an accident.
My name is...</i>

955
01:04:11,913 --> 01:04:15,150
Please place your thumb
anywhere on my screen.

956
01:04:18,587 --> 01:04:20,286
Thank you, Leonard Moore

957
01:04:20,288 --> 01:04:23,023
X-rating 2.86.

958
01:04:23,025 --> 01:04:25,592
Uh, I'm here a... about...

959
01:04:25,594 --> 01:04:28,328
Email sent regarding
the back bumper issue.

960
01:04:28,330 --> 01:04:30,764
Yes.
A... and also the tail light.

961
01:04:30,766 --> 01:04:33,833
Did you receive the text
response from DriverX support?

962
01:04:33,835 --> 01:04:37,003
I did, uh, but even though
the trip was completed

963
01:04:37,005 --> 01:04:40,273
and there were no riders,
I was still on the job.

964
01:04:40,275 --> 01:04:41,608
It was green.

965
01:04:41,610 --> 01:04:43,175
Be that as it may

966
01:04:43,177 --> 01:04:45,645
because you had already
completed the trip

967
01:04:45,647 --> 01:04:49,148
<i>you'll need to submit a claim
with your personal insurance.</i>

968
01:04:49,150 --> 01:04:52,284
Doris, I'd like to speak
to a manager.

969
01:04:52,286 --> 01:04:54,186
There is no manager.

970
01:04:54,188 --> 01:04:57,223
We are all simply members.

971
01:04:57,225 --> 01:04:59,858
That's great. Um, I... I need
to talk to someone.

972
01:04:59,860 --> 01:05:01,998
Uh... uh,
someone who can help me.

973
01:05:04,532 --> 01:05:06,469
Please walk this way.

974
01:05:34,563 --> 01:05:38,163
Hello, Leonard.
I know why you're here.

975
01:05:38,165 --> 01:05:41,534
Let me begin by saying, your
profile is quite impressive.

976
01:05:41,536 --> 01:05:44,938
A 100% acceptance rate.

977
01:05:44,940 --> 01:05:47,507
You're on pace to break
the great acceptance streak

978
01:05:47,509 --> 01:05:50,713
held for over 6 months
by a partner in Seattle.

979
01:05:51,813 --> 01:05:53,645
<i>I can see why you're confused</i>

980
01:05:53,647 --> 01:05:56,382
but technically,
you weren't working for us

981
01:05:56,384 --> 01:05:59,485
when you backed the Prius
into that pole.

982
01:05:59,487 --> 01:06:01,954
<i>We are meeting here today
as peers, Leonard.</i>

983
01:06:01,956 --> 01:06:03,389
I am not your boss.

984
01:06:03,391 --> 01:06:07,092
I'm only your boss when you have
riders in your vehicle.

985
01:06:07,094 --> 01:06:10,195
At all other times,
you're working for yourself.

986
01:06:10,197 --> 01:06:11,630
She threw up in my car.

987
01:06:11,632 --> 01:06:14,933
And you have been awarded
an X bonus

988
01:06:14,935 --> 01:06:17,272
along with a free
car wash coupon.

989
01:06:19,074 --> 01:06:22,041
<i>You are at the leading edge
of a movement</i>

990
01:06:22,043 --> 01:06:24,376
<i>the Gig Revolution.</i>

991
01:06:24,378 --> 01:06:27,212
No more boss,
no more 9:00 to 5:00.

992
01:06:27,214 --> 01:06:30,051
Work as you please.
True freedom.

993
01:06:32,087 --> 01:06:35,020
We value our partners here
at DriverX.

994
01:06:35,022 --> 01:06:37,924
We would be nothing without you.

995
01:06:37,926 --> 01:06:40,763
<i>And you are the type of partner
that we hold dear.</i>

996
01:06:42,697 --> 01:06:44,633
<i>Thank you, Leonard Moore.</i>

997
01:06:46,301 --> 01:06:47,436
Thank you.

998
01:07:00,281 --> 01:07:01,880
Hey.

999
01:07:01,882 --> 01:07:02,951
Hey.

1000
01:07:21,835 --> 01:07:23,973
- Can I do anything?
- I don't know, can you?

1001
01:07:25,639 --> 01:07:26,641
Hmm?

1002
01:07:27,641 --> 01:07:30,275
Sorry. I got it.

1003
01:07:30,277 --> 01:07:31,446
How was work?

1004
01:07:34,648 --> 01:07:35,817
Not bad.

1005
01:07:39,920 --> 01:07:41,788
Sort of weird, actually.

1006
01:07:41,790 --> 01:07:43,456
<i>Josefina started this cleanse.</i>

1007
01:07:43,458 --> 01:07:45,257
And, I don't care, really.

1008
01:07:45,259 --> 01:07:48,061
It's just, I just find it
a little ironic

1009
01:07:48,063 --> 01:07:49,695
'cause she's so competitive,
you know.

1010
01:07:49,697 --> 01:07:51,496
So I just feel like
if I start one now

1011
01:07:51,498 --> 01:07:52,931
it just seems like
it's in reaction to her.

1012
01:07:52,933 --> 01:07:54,002
So, what?

1013
01:07:56,971 --> 01:07:59,404
I don't know.
It's a work thing.

1014
01:07:59,406 --> 01:08:02,544
I don't... feel like
talking about it.

1015
01:08:18,627 --> 01:08:20,562
<i>What? It's not even open.</i>

1016
01:08:23,264 --> 01:08:25,567
- You don't have to open it.
- Of course, you do.

1017
01:08:26,801 --> 01:08:28,102
They would have called.

1018
01:08:38,579 --> 01:08:40,014
I'm sorry.

1019
01:08:43,951 --> 01:08:45,887
I don't wanna live like this.

1020
01:08:48,589 --> 01:08:49,822
What do you mean?

1021
01:08:49,824 --> 01:08:53,562
It means, I don't wanna live
like this anymore.

1022
01:08:54,795 --> 01:08:55,795
Poor?

1023
01:08:55,797 --> 01:08:58,334
Uh, uh, no. Not just that.

1024
01:09:00,267 --> 01:09:01,667
We don't get to see each other.

1025
01:09:01,669 --> 01:09:03,368
I... I barely saw the kids
as it is.

1026
01:09:03,370 --> 01:09:05,438
<i>I just, I feel like
we're work shifts and it's...</i>

1027
01:09:05,440 --> 01:09:08,041
Okay. What...
So... so what do you want?

1028
01:09:08,043 --> 01:09:11,411
Do you want me to work
or do you want me to be around?

1029
01:09:11,413 --> 01:09:14,380
I want you to get a job!

1030
01:09:14,382 --> 01:09:16,384
- I have a job!
- A real job!

1031
01:09:17,919 --> 01:09:19,952
DriverX isn't a job, okay?

1032
01:09:19,954 --> 01:09:21,887
I... I don't know what it is.

1033
01:09:21,889 --> 01:09:23,323
You know what?

1034
01:09:23,325 --> 01:09:26,061
I'm gonna go off
to my non-job job.

1035
01:09:28,062 --> 01:09:30,529
And you know what I'd like
now that I am working?

1036
01:09:30,531 --> 01:09:32,131
How about you not leave
your shit all around the house?

1037
01:09:32,133 --> 01:09:33,899
<i>Why don't you pick up after
yourself? Believe it or not</i>

1038
01:09:33,901 --> 01:09:35,435
<i>there are 2 people working
in this house.</i>

1039
01:09:35,437 --> 01:09:37,135
Oh, really?
'Cause I'm so messy.

1040
01:09:37,137 --> 01:09:39,271
You have no clue.

1041
01:09:39,273 --> 01:09:41,707
And I tell you what,
if I have a little extra time

1042
01:09:41,709 --> 01:09:43,876
I will put a juice machine
right next to the bed

1043
01:09:43,878 --> 01:09:45,545
and shove a fucking tube
right up your ass.

1044
01:09:45,547 --> 01:09:47,079
<i>Because if I have to hear
one more time</i>

1045
01:09:47,081 --> 01:09:48,280
about you going on a cleanse

1046
01:09:48,282 --> 01:09:49,549
without actually
going on a cleanse

1047
01:09:49,551 --> 01:09:50,949
I'm gonna lose my shit.

1048
01:09:50,951 --> 01:09:52,351
Really? 'Cause it
kind of looks like

1049
01:09:52,353 --> 01:09:54,289
you're already losing your shit.

1050
01:09:56,790 --> 01:09:58,192
Fuck. Hey.

1051
01:10:03,764 --> 01:10:05,868
I... What do you wanna do
about dinner?

1052
01:10:07,669 --> 01:10:08,871
I don't know.

1053
01:10:10,338 --> 01:10:11,473
Figure it out.

1054
01:10:19,047 --> 01:10:21,383
There's lasagna and salad
leftover in the fridge.

1055
01:11:36,790 --> 01:11:38,256
<i>Tom.</i>

1056
01:11:38,258 --> 01:11:40,225
- I knew you'd come.
- <i>Hey, man, you alright?</i>

1057
01:11:40,227 --> 01:11:42,260
Ah, I'm better now, man.

1058
01:11:42,262 --> 01:11:43,798
- Get on in, man.
- Okay.

1059
01:11:45,200 --> 01:11:46,933
Oh.

1060
01:11:47,936 --> 01:11:49,702
There you go. Buckle up.

1061
01:11:49,704 --> 01:11:50,739
God!

1062
01:11:51,839 --> 01:11:54,308
That place was fucking crazy.

1063
01:11:55,509 --> 01:11:56,943
- Was it?
- Yeah, man.

1064
01:11:56,945 --> 01:11:59,311
It was, like,
pretty hardcore aggressive.

1065
01:11:59,313 --> 01:12:01,413
- And...
- Like, uh, crazy what?

1066
01:12:01,415 --> 01:12:03,015
They're doin' crazy shit
or what?

1067
01:12:03,017 --> 01:12:05,051
I fucking got in there,
they fucking grabbed me.

1068
01:12:05,053 --> 01:12:06,085
Like they grabbed your nuts?

1069
01:12:06,087 --> 01:12:07,953
No, they like grab you
and they're like

1070
01:12:07,955 --> 01:12:10,957
"Hey, you want to get
special dance in VIP room?"

1071
01:12:10,959 --> 01:12:13,792
- Oh, that's hard to pass up.
- Exactly my sentiment.

1072
01:12:13,794 --> 01:12:16,028
So I was, like, yeah, I'll go.

1073
01:12:16,030 --> 01:12:18,663
So I went with her into
the dance room, in the VIP room

1074
01:12:18,665 --> 01:12:20,332
and she's, like, dancing
and being, like, all

1075
01:12:20,334 --> 01:12:21,501
grabby and everything.

1076
01:12:21,503 --> 01:12:23,435
And then she, like,
started talking to me

1077
01:12:23,437 --> 01:12:24,970
about the fees for options.

1078
01:12:24,972 --> 01:12:27,305
And she was, like,
"Uh, we can go

1079
01:12:27,307 --> 01:12:30,342
to where the manager
can't see us for 700 bucks."

1080
01:12:30,344 --> 01:12:31,844
- $700?
- Yeah.

1081
01:12:31,846 --> 01:12:35,014
And I was like, "No. Wh... what
the fuck you talking about?"

1082
01:12:35,016 --> 01:12:36,181
She's talking about
having sex with you.

1083
01:12:36,183 --> 01:12:38,184
No. That's what
she makes it seem like

1084
01:12:38,186 --> 01:12:39,484
and I was thinking, you know

1085
01:12:39,486 --> 01:12:41,921
I only came here with, like,
$60 in my pocket.

1086
01:12:41,923 --> 01:12:45,390
So, I was like, nah,
I'm married, which I am.

1087
01:12:45,392 --> 01:12:47,659
And I probably shouldn't be
going to strip clubs

1088
01:12:47,661 --> 01:12:49,862
in the first place, but,
you know, it was guys' night.

1089
01:12:49,864 --> 01:12:51,197
- Guys' night.
- Yeah, yeah, of course.

1090
01:12:51,199 --> 01:12:53,232
And we went to, like,
5 or 6 other places bef...

1091
01:12:56,204 --> 01:12:57,670
What?

1092
01:12:57,672 --> 01:12:59,404
Oh, shit!

1093
01:12:59,406 --> 01:13:00,973
When I was in the room
with the girl

1094
01:13:00,975 --> 01:13:03,542
and she was talking to me

1095
01:13:03,544 --> 01:13:05,411
my fucking wife started calling.

1096
01:13:05,413 --> 01:13:07,380
- And I was like, "Shit."
- No.

1097
01:13:07,382 --> 01:13:09,549
Uh, s... sorry, honey.
I... I can't hear you.

1098
01:13:09,551 --> 01:13:11,283
It's too loud here
in Seventh Heaven.

1099
01:13:11,285 --> 01:13:13,118
Hey, sugar.

1100
01:13:13,120 --> 01:13:15,720
How much, how much money you
think we can spend right now?

1101
01:13:15,722 --> 01:13:18,424
No, no, no.
She only said it was $700.

1102
01:13:20,294 --> 01:13:22,862
So I just got like 20 bones

1103
01:13:22,864 --> 01:13:25,430
and I got 'em in ones
and I chilled out

1104
01:13:25,432 --> 01:13:28,600
and then
I got the fuck out of there.

1105
01:13:28,602 --> 01:13:30,336
- Oh, wow, man.
- I don't know.

1106
01:13:30,338 --> 01:13:32,070
I don't like strip clubs, man.

1107
01:13:32,072 --> 01:13:34,640
They make me feel inadequate.

1108
01:13:34,642 --> 01:13:36,311
Oh, shit. Hold on.

1109
01:13:38,045 --> 01:13:39,744
Oh.

1110
01:13:39,746 --> 01:13:42,316
<i>Oh, baby.</i>

1111
01:13:42,950 --> 01:13:44,483
Aww.

1112
01:13:44,485 --> 01:13:45,751
Hello?

1113
01:13:49,022 --> 01:13:50,456
What? Wow.

1114
01:13:52,259 --> 01:13:54,659
What was that?
Did you hear that shit?

1115
01:13:54,661 --> 01:13:56,528
Baby, are you there?

1116
01:13:56,530 --> 01:13:58,698
<i>It's not okay.</i>

1117
01:13:58,700 --> 01:14:02,501
- It... it's not okay?
- <i>It's not okay.</i>

1118
01:14:02,503 --> 01:14:04,369
Oh, okay. Alright.

1119
01:14:04,371 --> 01:14:06,905
Uh, I'm... I'mma be there,
uh, super quick.

1120
01:14:06,907 --> 01:14:08,674
I'll be there
in, like, 2 minutes or so.

1121
01:14:08,676 --> 01:14:11,277
<i>Oh, I don't feel good.</i>

1122
01:14:11,279 --> 01:14:13,578
- <i>I don't feel very...</i>
- Oh, no.

1123
01:14:13,580 --> 01:14:15,081
- Oh.
- I'm sorry, baby.

1124
01:14:15,083 --> 01:14:17,085
- <i>Come home.</i>
- <i>Fuck.</i>

1125
01:14:18,386 --> 01:14:20,653
She went on a girls' night.

1126
01:14:25,526 --> 01:14:28,594
Of course,
she's fucking wasted, man.

1127
01:14:28,596 --> 01:14:30,528
Oh, alright.

1128
01:14:30,530 --> 01:14:32,530
- Uh, third house on the right.
- Alright.

1129
01:14:32,532 --> 01:14:33,634
Ah.

1130
01:14:36,771 --> 01:14:39,404
Oh, uh, shit.
I almost forgot.

1131
01:14:39,406 --> 01:14:41,640
Uh, new music. Mix tape.

1132
01:14:41,642 --> 01:14:42,975
- Alright.
- Oh, hey, thanks, man.

1133
01:14:42,977 --> 01:14:45,043
Cool.
Hey, uh, listen to it, okay?

1134
01:14:45,045 --> 01:14:46,714
Talk to you soon.

1135
01:14:47,882 --> 01:14:50,850
<i>Oh, shit!</i>

1136
01:14:50,852 --> 01:14:54,386
- Uh, fuck.
- You okay?

1137
01:14:54,388 --> 01:14:56,988
Ah, shit.

1138
01:14:56,990 --> 01:14:59,225
<i>I'm okay. I'm okay.
I got this.</i>

1139
01:14:59,227 --> 01:15:01,226
<i>I got it. Thanks, Leonard.</i>

1140
01:15:29,990 --> 01:15:32,457
<i>I think I met a guy
who does voices for the show.</i>

1141
01:15:32,459 --> 01:15:33,958
<i>Which character?</i>

1142
01:15:33,960 --> 01:15:36,362
<i>Uh, I can't remember.</i>

1143
01:15:36,364 --> 01:15:38,532
- Maybe Lovie Loser.
- Maybe.

1144
01:15:40,067 --> 01:15:42,734
Hors d'oeuvres, ladies?

1145
01:15:42,736 --> 01:15:43,838
Hey.

1146
01:15:44,806 --> 01:15:45,840
Oh!

1147
01:15:51,512 --> 01:15:53,345
Thank you.

1148
01:15:53,347 --> 01:15:54,880
I didn't pick 'em up
till quarter to 6:00

1149
01:15:54,882 --> 01:15:56,681
That's why they're watching TV.
I woke up late.

1150
01:15:56,683 --> 01:15:58,216
I didn't know where I was,
but they're good.

1151
01:15:58,218 --> 01:15:59,754
Everything is great.

1152
01:16:05,526 --> 01:16:08,230
- You're in a good mood.
- Yeah. I am.

1153
01:16:12,365 --> 01:16:13,868
Any particular reason?

1154
01:16:15,602 --> 01:16:17,138
Uh, I can't.

1155
01:16:19,874 --> 01:16:21,076
I don't know.

1156
01:16:28,615 --> 01:16:30,551
How much did you make
last night?

1157
01:16:35,388 --> 01:16:37,324
I'm tired of you
asking me that...

1158
01:16:38,325 --> 01:16:40,695
...but I still love you.

1159
01:16:41,562 --> 01:16:43,498
I'm sorry. You're tired?

1160
01:16:45,031 --> 01:16:46,532
- I'm concerned.
- <i>I know.</i>

1161
01:16:46,534 --> 01:16:48,070
You're always concerned.

1162
01:16:49,236 --> 01:16:51,903
But, I still love you.

1163
01:16:51,905 --> 01:16:54,806
Why the fuck are you
talking to me like that?

1164
01:16:54,808 --> 01:16:58,042
You're angry,
but I still love you.

1165
01:16:58,044 --> 01:16:59,345
Okay, you know what?
What is this?

1166
01:16:59,347 --> 01:17:03,681
Some technique you got
from some men's magazine?

1167
01:17:03,683 --> 01:17:07,252
I don't like it
when you belittle me, but...

1168
01:17:07,254 --> 01:17:08,386
Oh, Jesus.

1169
01:17:08,388 --> 01:17:09,889
- I still love you.
- I still love you.

1170
01:17:09,891 --> 01:17:11,927
- I know. I got it. Thanks.
- Alright.

1171
01:17:19,032 --> 01:17:22,536
This is so s... stupid.

1172
01:17:27,874 --> 01:17:29,810
Dinner will be ready in 10.

1173
01:17:52,834 --> 01:17:54,236
I love you.

1174
01:18:02,910 --> 01:18:07,212
We are going to Bossa Nova.

1175
01:18:07,214 --> 01:18:08,680
Sure. I can do that.

1176
01:18:08,682 --> 01:18:10,181
And from this point on

1177
01:18:10,183 --> 01:18:12,618
anywhere the girl
in the back decides.

1178
01:18:12,620 --> 01:18:15,854
- Whoop!
- Okay.

1179
01:18:15,856 --> 01:18:19,593
- So how's your night?
- It's good. Thank you.

1180
01:18:20,761 --> 01:18:22,260
And yours?

1181
01:18:22,262 --> 01:18:24,498
Mm, it's goin' okay.

1182
01:18:27,368 --> 01:18:29,801
- You have a good voice.
- Oh.

1183
01:18:29,803 --> 01:18:32,007
Um, thank you.

1184
01:18:33,307 --> 01:18:37,042
Something like, uh...

1185
01:18:37,044 --> 01:18:40,179
- Like...
- Something like a doctor?

1186
01:18:40,181 --> 01:18:42,547
Doctor. Yeah.

1187
01:18:42,549 --> 01:18:45,417
- You get that a lot.
- I do get that a lot.

1188
01:18:45,419 --> 01:18:47,689
- That's why you said that.
- That is why I said that.

1189
01:18:49,056 --> 01:18:52,390
- Are you a doctor?
- No. No.

1190
01:18:52,392 --> 01:18:56,528
You said that with a subtext,
like, I wish.

1191
01:18:56,530 --> 01:18:58,730
Uh, no, no, no. It just...

1192
01:18:58,732 --> 01:19:01,000
Actually, I... I used to be
really queasy around

1193
01:19:01,002 --> 01:19:03,868
uh, blood, guts,
that sort of thing.

1194
01:19:03,870 --> 01:19:05,373
I don't like it either.

1195
01:19:06,773 --> 01:19:08,274
But then I had somethin'
happen to me

1196
01:19:08,276 --> 01:19:11,143
that, uh, changed it, actually.

1197
01:19:11,145 --> 01:19:12,577
Really?

1198
01:19:12,579 --> 01:19:15,648
- Was it a girl's period?
- What the fuck?

1199
01:19:15,650 --> 01:19:17,582
Uh, uh, no.

1200
01:19:17,584 --> 01:19:20,286
No, it wasn't.

1201
01:19:20,288 --> 01:19:22,688
- Was that a good guess?
- Yeah, that was a good guess.

1202
01:19:22,690 --> 01:19:23,689
That was a good guess.

1203
01:19:23,691 --> 01:19:25,291
It was actually when my, my wife

1204
01:19:25,293 --> 01:19:27,893
gave birth to my first daughter.

1205
01:19:27,895 --> 01:19:31,296
Uh, I'm in the operating room
and the... and the doctor said

1206
01:19:31,298 --> 01:19:33,698
"Come around and take a look.
This is incredible."

1207
01:19:33,700 --> 01:19:36,871
And, uh, I said, "No, I...
I don't think I can do that."

1208
01:19:38,539 --> 01:19:40,204
You know, I... I didn't know
if I was gonna be, like

1209
01:19:40,206 --> 01:19:42,608
one of those pussy-ass guys who,
like, you know, just passed out

1210
01:19:42,610 --> 01:19:43,545
and, um...

1211
01:19:44,712 --> 01:19:45,844
But I did.

1212
01:19:45,846 --> 01:19:48,415
I wound up comin' around
and takin' a look and...

1213
01:19:51,118 --> 01:19:53,053
You know, what I saw was...

1214
01:19:54,821 --> 01:19:57,424
You know, I'm... I'm... I'm not
particularly religious...

1215
01:19:59,293 --> 01:20:00,759
...but...

1216
01:20:00,761 --> 01:20:03,831
Did you see an angel?

1217
01:20:05,465 --> 01:20:07,332
No, no.

1218
01:20:07,334 --> 01:20:09,471
But, but what I did see was...

1219
01:20:13,740 --> 01:20:16,043
I... I saw my baby
come out of my wife.

1220
01:20:17,777 --> 01:20:19,880
And when I saw her head crown...

1221
01:20:21,147 --> 01:20:24,315
...it just hit me
like a ton of bricks.

1222
01:20:24,317 --> 01:20:28,119
This is a miracle.
I mean, like a real miracle.

1223
01:20:28,121 --> 01:20:30,225
How is this possible? How?

1224
01:20:32,258 --> 01:20:34,225
How did I not know
about this before?

1225
01:20:34,227 --> 01:20:36,427
It's crazy.

1226
01:20:36,429 --> 01:20:40,498
I mean, a human body
coming out of a human body.

1227
01:20:40,500 --> 01:20:43,237
Yeah. Unbelievable.

1228
01:20:45,606 --> 01:20:48,273
So I... I, I...

1229
01:20:48,275 --> 01:20:51,409
I... I mean, I... I almost
found God, you know?

1230
01:20:51,411 --> 01:20:53,481
Uh, I mean, right there.

1231
01:20:56,750 --> 01:20:59,417
You did find God.

1232
01:20:59,419 --> 01:21:03,891
Your child is a blessing.

1233
01:21:05,860 --> 01:21:07,128
Trust me.

1234
01:21:09,163 --> 01:21:10,996
The second one's
not too bad either.

1235
01:21:16,404 --> 01:21:18,005
And the wife.

1236
01:21:38,392 --> 01:21:41,560
I was lost. They found me.

1237
01:21:41,562 --> 01:21:43,694
- This is fucking incredible.
- You're a good man, Leonard.

1238
01:21:43,696 --> 01:21:46,765
Oh, my God!

1239
01:21:46,767 --> 01:21:49,201
<i>DriverX is after a shift
in thinking.</i>

1240
01:21:49,203 --> 01:21:51,302
<i>They want the people
in the cities to realize</i>

1241
01:21:51,304 --> 01:21:54,806
<i>that using DriverX
is less than owning a car.</i>

1242
01:21:54,808 --> 01:21:58,042
But so what? The best minds
of the younger generation

1243
01:21:58,044 --> 01:22:01,246
are... are flocking
to Silicon Valley

1244
01:22:01,248 --> 01:22:03,881
and working their asses off,
but for what?

1245
01:22:03,883 --> 01:22:05,384
<i>These kids,
they... they really think</i>

1246
01:22:05,386 --> 01:22:07,418
<i>they're solving
a really hard problem.</i>

1247
01:22:07,420 --> 01:22:10,855
They're just actually
solving the easiest problem

1248
01:22:10,857 --> 01:22:15,426
which is how do you extract
money from the middle class

1249
01:22:15,428 --> 01:22:19,700
and give it to some
obscenely rich Jew people.

1250
01:22:49,864 --> 01:22:52,997
Hey, man. Just listened
to your CD. It's awesome.

1251
01:22:52,999 --> 01:22:55,167
<i>Oh?</i>

1252
01:22:55,169 --> 01:22:56,201
Tom?

1253
01:22:58,571 --> 01:23:02,006
<i>Ralph's. Ralph's bathroom.</i>

1254
01:23:02,008 --> 01:23:03,911
Shit. Which one?

1255
01:23:10,551 --> 01:23:13,385
- Tom.
- <i>Hey.</i>

1256
01:23:18,392 --> 01:23:19,725
Come on, you gotta unlock
the door, Tommy.

1257
01:23:19,727 --> 01:23:22,161
<i>Miracle. Ah, it's a miracle.</i>

1258
01:23:22,163 --> 01:23:24,462
Tommy, wake up.
You gotta unlock the door.

1259
01:23:24,464 --> 01:23:26,698
<i>Okay. Okay.</i>

1260
01:23:26,700 --> 01:23:27,802
<i>Fine.</i>

1261
01:23:29,136 --> 01:23:30,868
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

1262
01:23:30,870 --> 01:23:33,141
- Oh?
- I got you. I got you.

1263
01:23:41,382 --> 01:23:43,916
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on,
I gotta... I gotta request.

1264
01:23:43,918 --> 01:23:45,184
- No, no, no...
- Come on, I gotta...

1265
01:23:45,186 --> 01:23:47,952
No, no, no, no.
This one's on me.

1266
01:23:47,954 --> 01:23:50,891
Oh, thanks, man.

1267
01:23:59,232 --> 01:24:00,368
You good?

1268
01:24:02,169 --> 01:24:03,771
In heaven, Leonard.

1269
01:24:05,739 --> 01:24:08,573
<i>You know, you could be like
Los Angeles lore.</i>

1270
01:24:08,575 --> 01:24:12,109
Like, hey, you wanna see LA?

1271
01:24:12,111 --> 01:24:15,382
Take a ride with Leonardo.

1272
01:24:16,749 --> 01:24:20,085
That should be the rallying cry
of Angelenos everywhere

1273
01:24:20,087 --> 01:24:24,021
<i>because you've earned this.</i>

1274
01:24:24,023 --> 01:24:26,427
Because you, Leonard...

1275
01:24:28,262 --> 01:24:32,363
...are every other dogs'
best friend.

1276
01:24:32,365 --> 01:24:35,967
<i>You're that person, man.
Important.</i>

1277
01:24:35,969 --> 01:24:38,737
The best DriverX ever.

1278
01:24:38,739 --> 01:24:40,241
Thank you, my friend.

1279
01:24:45,012 --> 01:24:46,414
Thank you.

1280
01:24:49,282 --> 01:24:51,750
Hey, you okay? Tom?

1281
01:24:57,156 --> 01:24:58,392
Don't worry.

1282
01:25:00,893 --> 01:25:02,829
I'll get you home safe.

1283
01:25:05,932 --> 01:25:07,466
- Alright, we got steps.
- Okay.

1284
01:25:07,468 --> 01:25:08,800
- Ready, one.
- One.

1285
01:25:08,802 --> 01:25:10,068
- Two.
- Two.

1286
01:25:17,076 --> 01:25:19,644
- What?
- Girls' night out.

1287
01:25:19,646 --> 01:25:22,780
Jesus. Don't you
guys ever go out together?

1288
01:25:22,782 --> 01:25:24,718
Why would we do that?

1289
01:25:25,919 --> 01:25:27,789
- Bingo.
- There we go.

1290
01:25:31,157 --> 01:25:32,591
Okay.

1291
01:25:32,593 --> 01:25:34,326
- Oh! It's okay.
- Sorry.

1292
01:25:34,328 --> 01:25:36,431
Alright. One, two, three.

1293
01:26:15,201 --> 01:26:18,670
Listen, take them
to this address.

1294
01:26:18,672 --> 01:26:21,305
They are a Ukrainian rock band.

1295
01:26:21,307 --> 01:26:24,710
They do not speak English.
Nothing.

1296
01:26:24,712 --> 01:26:26,912
Take them to hotel.

1297
01:26:26,914 --> 01:26:28,116
Nowhere else.

1298
01:26:29,282 --> 01:26:30,752
Good luck.

1299
01:26:40,960 --> 01:26:42,293
Oh, hey, hey, hey.
No, no, no.

1300
01:26:42,295 --> 01:26:44,061
No smoking in the car, please.

1301
01:26:44,063 --> 01:26:46,698
Could... could you tell them
no smoking in the car?

1302
01:26:49,136 --> 01:26:51,438
Really? Really, no English?

1303
01:26:52,472 --> 01:26:53,704
No, thanks.

1304
01:26:55,142 --> 01:26:56,174
Yeah.

1305
01:26:56,176 --> 01:26:59,543
Sexy. Sexy, huh?

1306
01:26:59,545 --> 01:27:01,479
What?

1307
01:27:01,481 --> 01:27:03,748
- Sexy? No, you wanna...
- Sexy!

1308
01:27:03,750 --> 01:27:06,184
- Sexy. Alright. Yeah.
- Sexy.

1309
01:27:11,023 --> 01:27:13,759
Oh! Oh!

1310
01:27:13,761 --> 01:27:16,364
You want a strip club?
Strip club?

1311
01:27:29,276 --> 01:27:31,579
- <i>Sexy!</i>
- <i>Sexy!</i>

1312
01:27:50,431 --> 01:27:53,198
Sexy! Oh!

1313
01:27:55,002 --> 01:27:56,501
Hey! Hey!

1314
01:27:56,503 --> 01:27:58,737
What the fuck!

1315
01:27:58,739 --> 01:28:00,475
Get... get off of me!

1316
01:28:02,676 --> 01:28:04,379
Get out of here!

1317
01:28:06,612 --> 01:28:08,846
Get out! Get out of here!

1318
01:28:31,271 --> 01:28:33,204
What is it?

1319
01:28:33,206 --> 01:28:36,107
I... I, I can't take anything
if I don't know what it is.

1320
01:28:36,109 --> 01:28:38,275
X.

1321
01:28:38,277 --> 01:28:40,047
- Ecstasy?
- X.

1322
01:29:09,109 --> 01:29:11,408
Whoo!

1323
01:30:50,377 --> 01:30:51,646
<i>Nina!</i>

1324
01:32:30,343 --> 01:32:34,045
"All children, except one,
grow up.

1325
01:32:34,047 --> 01:32:35,579
"They soon know
that they will grow up

1326
01:32:35,581 --> 01:32:38,416
"and the way Wendy knew
was this.

1327
01:32:38,418 --> 01:32:39,917
"One day
when she was two years old

1328
01:32:39,919 --> 01:32:41,920
"she was playing in a garden

1329
01:32:41,922 --> 01:32:45,924
<i>"and she plucked another flower
and ran with it to her mother.</i>

1330
01:32:45,926 --> 01:32:48,426
"I suppose she must have looked
rather delightful

1331
01:32:48,428 --> 01:32:51,432
"for Mrs. Darling put her hand
to her heart and cried...

1332
01:32:54,767 --> 01:32:57,038
"'...Oh, why can't you remain
like this forever?'

1333
01:33:00,706 --> 01:33:04,309
"This was all that passed
between them on the subject

1334
01:33:04,311 --> 01:33:07,114
"but henceforth, Wendy knew
that she must grow up.

1335
01:33:08,749 --> 01:33:10,818
"You always know
after you are two.

1336
01:33:12,886 --> 01:33:14,888
<i>Two is the beginning
of the end."</i>

1337
01:33:18,691 --> 01:33:21,594
- You okay, Daddy?
- Yeah, yeah.

1338
01:33:23,329 --> 01:33:25,432
Yeah, Daddy loves you very much.

1339
01:33:28,101 --> 01:33:29,570
I can take over.

1340
01:33:34,106 --> 01:33:35,241
Okay.

1341
01:33:46,052 --> 01:33:48,255
I don't think you should drive
so late, okay?

1342
01:33:51,090 --> 01:33:54,058
2 o'clock,
and I'll turn into a pumpkin.

1343
01:33:54,060 --> 01:33:55,262
Okay.

1344
01:34:06,239 --> 01:34:08,409
Miranda, why don't you read
to your sister?

1345
01:34:09,642 --> 01:34:10,844
Okay.

1346
01:34:12,445 --> 01:34:14,581
Mommy, can you lay with me?

1347
01:34:18,017 --> 01:34:20,685
I will in a minute,
okay, sweetie?

1348
01:34:20,687 --> 01:34:21,989
Okay.

1349
01:36:54,510 --> 01:36:59,510
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