HarpyHomeTheater 1993: Godzilla vs Hedorah (feat. ivelchild)

Brandon Carter: Watching godzilla vs hedorah

BookmarkBrandon Carter: np

BookmarkBrandon Carter: no in depth things because phone but

BookmarkBrandon Carter: one, that kid is goops

BookmarkBrandon Carter: two, kid casually cuts hedorah and therefore is our true hero

BookmarkBrandon Carter: hedorah is a relicanth according to ivel

BookmarkBrandon Carter: And “PAWPAAAAAAW”

BookmarkBrandon Carter: dad never did come back from the war

BookmarkBrandon Carter: WHY DOES THE KID HAVE A BIG FAT WATCH

BookmarkBrandon Carter: THERESMULTIPLEHEDORAHS

BookmarkBrandon Carter: hedorah not pronounced how i thought and i hate this with every fiber of my being

BookmarkBrandon Carter: Dad is Two-Face now. <- totally harps and not ivel

BookmarkBrandon Carter: im in a van goh painting

BookmarkBrandon Carter: slowly

BookmarkBrandon Carter: a godzilla

BookmarkBrandon Carter: DORKNESS

BookmarkBrandon Carter: GODZILLA WOULD DO SOMETHING IF HE SAW THIS

BookmarkBrandon Carter: set the garbo on fire

BookmarkBrandon Carter: I SAW GODZILLA KILL HEDORAH IN MY DREAM

BookmarkBrandon Carter: dad went from Two-Face to Danzo <- still totally harps

BookmarkBrandon Carter: and i saw hecatia kill hedorah with her bad fashion sense

BookmarkBrandon Carter: in my dreams

BookmarkBrandon Carter: SO IT MUST BE TRUE AND IN RP IMMEDIATELY

BookmarkBrandon Carter: Hecatia’s fashion sense is the real pollution <- okay this is ivel

BookmarkBrandon Carter: the fish thing ffuuuused

BookmarkBrandon Carter: PAWPAAAAAAW

BookmarkBrandon Carter: BIGGER THAN GODZILLUUUUUUH

BookmarkBrandon Carter: these scare chords

BookmarkBrandon Carter: TIME TO GET GROOVY AT INAPPROPRIATE TIMES

BookmarkBrandon Carter: SAVE IT FOR THE LAST 20 MINUTES

BookmarkBrandon Carter: WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE OUTFITS

BookmarkBrandon Carter: i feel inappropriate

BookmarkBrandon Carter: suddenly skeletons?!?

BookmarkBrandon Carter: WHATDIDYOUSAY

BookmarkBrandon Carter: nice legs loser

BookmarkBrandon Carter: snort the good shit

BookmarkBrandon Carter: [SOMETHING INAPPROPRIATE AND INACCURATE]

BookmarkBrandon Carter: godzilla here to ruin your high

BookmarkBrandon Carter: 420 BLAZE IT

BookmarkBrandon Carter: INAPPROPRIATE TRUMPETS

BookmarkBrandon Carter: OH NO HEDORAH A GHOSR

BookmarkBrandon Carter: godzilla bridal carrying hedorah- oh nope he bein a headcrab

BookmarkBrandon Carter: good job

BookmarkBrandon Carter: JOBBERZILLA

BookmarkBrandon Carter: worsw than lion and unicorn

BookmarkBrandon Carter: GOODBYE GAYDORAH

BookmarkBrandon Carter: MAHJONG PEEPS FOUND SMOGGED

BookmarkBrandon Carter: back to inappropriate funky cops

BookmarkBrandon Carter: ”what am i looking at” “a mermaid. Mrs. Fish.”

BookmarkBrandon Carter: kill me

BookmarkBrandon Carter: THIS DUDE IS HIGH AS FUCK

BookmarkBrandon Carter: I DONT HAVE ENOUGH FANTA FOR THIS SHIT

BookmarkBrandon Carter: ew the ooze

BookmarkBrandon Carter: KITTY NO

BookmarkBrandon Carter: hedorah must pay

BookmarkBrandon Carter: JUST LASER BEAM

BookmarkBrandon Carter: this is a battle between team skull members

BookmarkBrandon Carter: ew.

BookmarkBrandon Carter: plurp

BookmarkBrandon Carter: godzilla is as confused as we are

BookmarkBrandon Carter: ”oops, did i do that?”

BookmarkBrandon Carter: WILD HEDORAH RAN AWAY!

BookmarkBrandon Carter: These painted animations are both cool but also weird and creepy

BookmarkBrandon Carter: SOYOUWANNABEGODZILLA

BookmarkBrandon Carter: jusr

BookmarkBrandon Carter: weak left hooks

BookmarkBrandon Carter: no wait

BookmarkBrandon Carter: right hooks

BookmarkBrandon Carter: holyshit girl who was wearongb something stupid earliet looks hot now that shes in something sensible

BookmarkBrandon Carter: or maybe it isnt her

BookmarkBrandon Carter: either way obligatory gal harpy is distracted by

BookmarkBrandon Carter: snort dat smoke

BookmarkBrandon Carter: lawnmowing ruins movie experience because this movie so quiet

BookmarkBrandon Carter: Suddenly, andromeda

BookmarkBrandon Carter: this kid is not amused by this coaster

BookmarkBrandon Carter: OH! GODZILLA!

BookmarkBrandon Carter: WHERE ARE THE SAFETY FEATURES ON THIS COASTER

BookmarkBrandon Carter: IM FILING A LAWSUIT

BookmarkBrandon Carter: NEEEROOM FORME: HEDORAH

BookmarkBrandon Carter: NO NOT THE GIRLS

BookmarkBrandon Carter: attack of the goopdra

BookmarkBrandon Carter: ”how didnt they notice hedorah in their rear view mirror”

BookmarkBrandon Carter: ivel asking the real questions while i’m being a useless bu

BookmarkBrandon Carter: bi

BookmarkBrandon Carter: HEDORAH STONED AF

BookmarkBrandon Carter: COME OUT AND FIGHT LIKE GHIDORAH

BookmarkBrandon Carter: GODZILLA FLIPPED HIMSELF

BookmarkBrandon Carter: WHAT IS GOING ON

BookmarkBrandon Carter: oh no skeletals

BookmarkBrandon Carter: uh

BookmarkBrandon Carter: confused as fuck

BookmarkBrandon Carter: WE MUST RIOT

BookmarkBrandon Carter: BABY STUCK IN SLUDGE

BookmarkBrandon Carter: BUT WHY THI

BookmarkBrandon Carter: THROUGH SCIENCE

BookmarkBrandon Carter: THE THING DED

BookmarkBrandon Carter: Top nihilism right there

BookmarkBrandon Carter: ”WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE SO LETS PARTY”

BookmarkBrandon Carter: awkward kid dance

BookmarkBrandon Carter: what am those people

BookmarkBrandon Carter: rip goopy’s collection

BookmarkBrandon Carter: psychic visiona!

BookmarkBrandon Carter: YEAH YOU BETTER RUN

BookmarkBrandon Carter: why the trumpets get sadder every time

BookmarkBrandon Carter: Gang signs continue

BookmarkBrandon Carter: Splurt noises

BookmarkBrandon Carter: godzilla the jobber

BookmarkBrandon Carter: BURN THE SMOG

BookmarkBrandon Carter: And then they DIED

BookmarkBrandon Carter: Ew?

BookmarkBrandon Carter: HELP IVE FALLEN AND I CANT GET UP

BookmarkBrandon Carter: what is THAT

BookmarkBrandon Carter: Kidnapped by a fuck

BookmarkBrandon Carter: what

BookmarkBrandon Carter: Um

BookmarkBrandon Carter: UM

BookmarkBrandon Carter: UM?!??

BookmarkBrandon Carter: being godzilla is suf-

BookmarkBrandon Carter: Okaydropit

BookmarkBrandon Carter: the fuck

BookmarkBrandon Carter: Wjen did godzilla get suplexed

BookmarkBrandon Carter: Rip car

BookmarkBrandon Carter: Karate chop the beam

BookmarkBrandon Carter: i should write a godzilla synopsis with predictive text

BookmarkBrandon Carter: “It looks like they’re watching a movie about hedorah”

BookmarkBrandon Carter: a movie within a movie... wao

BookmarkBrandon Carter: Zipzap

BookmarkBrandon Carter: RIP OUT THOSE EYES

BookmarkBrandon Carter: AND ZAP

BookmarkBrandon Carter: ......

BookmarkBrandon Carter: goodbye, godzilla.

BookmarkBrandon Carter: bye hedorah.

BookmarkBrandon Carter: the fucking laser rocket

BookmarkBrandon Carter: makes 0 sense but i dont give one shit

BookmarkBrandon Carter: 10/10

BookmarkBrandon Carter: DUNKED

BookmarkBrandon Carter: “FUCK I GOTTA DO EVERYTHING MYSELF”

BookmarkBrandon Carter: godzilla is so tired

BookmarkBrandon Carter: reused assets!

BookmarkBrandon Carter: Most brutal goring of a kaiju ever

BookmarkBrandon Carter: AND THEN HE WADDLED AWAY

BookmarkBrandon Carter: GODZILLUUUUUUUUUÜH

BookmarkBrandon Carter: AND ANOTHER ONE?

BookmarkBrandon Carter: oh god no

BookmarkBrandon Carter: So uh

BookmarkBrandon Carter: better to watch while either A: stoned

BookmarkBrandon Carter: or B: depressed so you can focus not on how useless and disappointing you feel, but on the fact that there’s a woman in weird spandex, you have no idea what that leitmotif song is, hedorah is not pronounced “heh-door-ah”, and godzilla fuckin launched himself up with the propulsive force of lasers.

BookmarkBrandon Carter: watched outside of those or without a friend to be weirded out with you, its an easy 4/10: the acting is eh, the skirmishes are eeeh, godzilla jobbed, and a woman actually wore that suit.

BookmarkBrandon Carter: Within it... its a 6. :u

BookmarkBrandon Carter: that beam is a 10/10 tho