Dodges zombies and knife

"As I shuffled through the foggy graveyard at midnight, an army of walking zombies marched toward me. Talk about a bunch of stiffs! I scrambled up a nearby mausoleum using my suction-cup feet and leaped over their heads--only to land in front of a drooling, growling maniac wearing a large hockey mask and wielding a large knife. 'Quarter pound of swiss cheese and a hat trick there, buddy,' I said. As the mad slasher raised his knife and stepped toward me, I dove behind a headstone to avoid his swing and crashed right into the TV leading out of Graveyard World."

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