Steph Enters (dudestuck)

20:24				Geri	Alright here we go
20:24				Geri	START THE CLOCK
20:24				Geri	Steph, You hear shaking as several machines are placed about your house, one directly next to you, taking up most of your room.
20:24	smokingRhythmist	SE: the fuck is going on here
20:24	smokingRhythmist	SR: will is this you
20:25	smokingRhythmist	SR: are you the one fucking up my house
20:26	smokingRhythmist	SR: because if you are i swear to christ ill come over and fuck up your house
20:26	militantMechanic	MM: I'm just messing with the program!
20:26	militantMechanic	MM: Apparently I can deploy stuff
20:26	militantMechanic	MM: You should try to do something with them?
20:26	smokingRhythmist	SR: what the fuck do i do
20:27	smokingRhythmist	SR: wait is this that fucking game
20:27	militantMechanic	MM: Yep
20:27	smokingRhythmist	SR: this is all her fault
20:28	smokingRhythmist	SR: god fuck that bitch
20:28	smokingRhythmist	SR: seriously though what do i do
20:29	militantMechanic	MM: Ummm!
20:29	militantMechanic	MM: Try turning that wheel?
20:30	smokingRhythmist	SR: you mean that one
20:30	smokingRhythmist	I point to the thing that gives dowels
20:32	militantMechanic	MM: Yep
20:32	smokingRhythmist	SR: got it
20:32	smokingRhythmist	I go over to it and turn the wheel.
20:35				Geri	Roll strength
20:36				Geri	((Just do it in a roller outside of the irc))
20:36	smokingRhythmist	Crit!
20:37				Geri	You turn the thing so hard that the valve snaps off, and the top goes flying off, to reveal a glowing seizure orb and a small dowel.
20:37				Geri	The timer reads
20:37				Geri	4:44
20:37				Geri	On the base of the machine
20:37	smokingRhythmist	Well that's probably not good.
20:37	smokingRhythmist	SR: now what do i do
20:38	militantMechanic	MM: Hurry?
20:38	militantMechanic	MM: Ummmm!
20:38	militantMechanic	MM: Try, uh.......
20:38	militantMechanic	MM: Oh!
20:38	militantMechanic	You deploy the punched card.
20:39	militantMechanic	MM: Forgot that!4
20:39				Geri	The card is in your text color, Steph, and has the image of a lit candle behind its punched holes.
20:39	smokingRhythmist	Huh.
20:39	smokingRhythmist	SR: whats this for
20:40	militantMechanic	MM: I dunno, I just placed it down!
20:40	militantMechanic	MM: Try using some of the other machines?
20:41	smokingRhythmist	I look around and settle on the long one that has a little stand on it.
20:41	smokingRhythmist	SR: this one good for you
20:43	militantMechanic	MM: Yep, that works.
20:44	smokingRhythmist	SR: awesome
20:44	smokingRhythmist	I put the dowel on the platform and look for a place to put the card.
20:44	smokingRhythmist	Provided I do, I shove it in there.
20:45				Geri	There's a small slot.
20:45				Geri	The dowel is carved.
20:45				Geri	3:33
20:45	smokingRhythmist	SR: okay so only one machine left i guess
20:45	militantMechanic	MM: Seems like the logical progression.
20:46	smokingRhythmist	I take the carved thing and put it on the big flat thing.
20:46				Geri	To do this, you have to go out to your balcony, and you spot....
20:46				Geri	A meteor headed right for your direction.
20:46				Geri	2:22, and a small candle appears in the center of the alchemiter.
20:47	militantMechanic	Will pokes around with the cursor for a while.
20:47	militantMechanic	What's in Steph's room?
20:47	smokingRhythmist	anything you'd expect to be in a 16 year old's room
20:48				Geri	thats not very specific
20:48	smokingRhythmist	I ignore the candle for now because theres a fucking meteor
20:48	militantMechanic	You click on the dresser and shake it around.
20:48	smokingRhythmist	SR: hey so turns out spookybitch wasnt lying for once
20:48	smokingRhythmist	SR: theres actually a giant fucking meteor headed my way
20:49	smokingRhythmist	@sororo just throw the bed in or something
20:49	smokingRhythmist	no wait like a bottle of booze
20:49	smokingRhythmist	thats a good sprite
20:53	militantMechanic	MM: D'you think that timer correlates with the meteor?
20:53				Geri	Do you proto the beer?
20:53				Geri	Also the time is 1:11
20:54	militantMechanic	Sure.
20:54	smokingRhythmist	SR: hell if i know but it woudnt mean any fucking sense
20:54	smokingRhythmist	SR: then again jack shit thats happened today makes any fucking sense
20:54	militantMechanic	MM: Try doing something with the candle! Blow it out!
20:54	smokingRhythmist	SR: got it mr will
20:55	smokingRhythmist	I run over to candle and blow that fucker out
20:55				Geri	Everything goes white for a second.
20:55				Geri	Then, after a brief moment of weightlessness, you appear.
20:56				Geri	Your house and the surrounding area seems to be atop quite a large white skyscraper, and you can see what looks like a white, gleaming city miles around. But not a single person
20:56				Geri	Welcome to...
20:56				Geri	The Land of Simulation and Sloth