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The Cookie

Sep 19th, 2013
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  1. >You are an earth fluffy with blue fluff and a purple mane.
  2. >You are truddling behind your daddy who is walking into the kitchen.
  3. >”Daddeh! Daddeh! Fwuffy wan huggies daddeh! Gif bestest huggie daddeh!”
  4. >He turns and looks down at you, “My little girl wants a hug? Well I guess I better hug you then.”
  5. >He bends down and picks you up giving you bestest and biggest hug ever given!
  6. >You try to hug back but daddy’s chest is too big.
  7. >You are about to tell him how much you love him when your eye catches something on the table.
  8. >It is a cookie.
  9. >It glows at you from the pristine white table top.
  10. >It is a vanilla round cookie with chocolate stripes across it.
  11. >Your mouth starts to water.
  12. >Cookies are almost as good as daddy hugs.
  13. >Your face lights up as you get an idea.
  14. >Maybe daddy will let you have the cookie!
  15. >You look up at him, “Daddeh… fwuffy wan-“
  16. >Hid cell phone rings.
  17. >He puts you down and pulls it out and looks at it.
  18. >He looks at you, “Sorry champ but daddy has to take this.”
  19. >He walks away talking on his cell phone leaving you on the floor.
  20. >Looking up at the table.
  21. >”Hewwo! Cookeh! Fwuffy wan nom! Pwease come fwuffy!”
  22. >The cookie defiantly does not answer.
  23. >”Pwease! Fwuffy am gud fwuffy!”
  24. >You get under the table and lean your head up opening your mouth.
  25. >Surely the cookie will come down since you are a good fluffy.
  26. >This is not right.
  27. >The cookie is not falling into your mouth.
  28. >You huff confused.
  29. >You are a good fluffy.
  30. >Why is the cookie not coming down like you asked?
  31. >Well, there is only one thing to do.
  32. >You start to try and jump onto the table.
  33. >Since you can only get about an inch off the ground you get nowhere close to the top.
  34. >You get angry at the table and decide to give it some sorries!
  35. >You waddle to one of the legs and give a good boop.
  36. >”Owies!”
  37. >You sit back whining and try to cuddle your hurt hoofie while sniffling a bit.
  38. >You finally get back up and look back at the table.
  39. >You see a stool next to it.
  40. >Of course! You can just climb up on the table!
  41. >The silly cookie probably thought you were going to do that anyway.
  42. >That is why it did not fall into your mouth.
  43. >You truddle to the chair with a big smile on your face and leap up to one of the bottom rungs.
  44. >The stool has rollers on its base though and it starts to roll away from the table.
  45. >You kick your feet but you are now dangling and cannot touch the floor.
  46. >”Nuuu! Pwease misteh sittt pwace! Need ge’ nummie!”
  47. >But the meanie stool does not listen and continues to roll.
  48. >Your front hooves give out and you drop to the ground.
  49. >You watch in horror as the stool rolls even further away from the table stopping next to the counter.
  50. >”Nuuu! Fwuffy nee sitty pwace fo nummie!”
  51. >The stool sits there and ignores you.
  52. >You start to panic.
  53. >The cookie might run away!
  54. >You truddle back to the table and start yelling up.
  55. >”Pwease cookeh! Fwuffy nuu cwimb up! Yoo come fwuffy!”
  56. >You sit there with your mouth open looking up.
  57. >The cookie still isn’t coming down!
  58. >You run in place looking around.
  59. >You look at the stool again.
  60. >Maybe you can push it back.
  61. >You twaddle quickly over to it.
  62. >You don’t want tolose the cookie!
  63. >You get to it and shove it toward the table.
  64. >It rolls!
  65. >This is going to be easy!
  66. >You push it to the table ramming it into it.
  67. >The bottom goes under the table causing the stool to start tipping.
  68. >You step back and yell up, “Pwease be der cookeh! Fwuffy come fo yoo!”
  69. >You sit down and wiggle your but getting ready to jump again.
  70. >You give a mighty leap just as the stool falls.
  71. >You yell in despair as the rung moves away from you.
  72. >The stool falls down landing with its legs on either side of you as you go sailing through the bottom.
  73. >You hit the floor and slide on your belly.
  74. >You quickly get up and look behind you at the stool now laying on its side.
  75. >Hey! Wait a minute!
  76. >The rung is closer to the table now!
  77. >A smile crosses your face as you start to bound to the wooden beam.
  78. >”Wai’ fo fwuffy cookeh! Fwuffy come fo yoo!”
  79. >You jump and grab at the rung and start to loop around it.
  80. >”Whaaa! Whaa! Whaa!”
  81. >You lose your grip and go flipping under the table.
  82. >”Whaaaaaaaa-umph!”
  83. >You land on your back.
  84. >Your fluff cushions the fall.
  85. >You slid to a stop looking up at the table’s edge.
  86. >It’s no use…
  87. >The cookie has probably gone.
  88. >It could not wait this long for you to get to it.
  89. >Your bottom lip starts to quiver.
  90. >”Wahhhhh! Fwuffy am sowwy cookeh! Pwease come back fo fwuffy! Wahhhhhhh!”
  91. >You hear stomping and look up through tear blurred eyes.
  92. >You see your daddy running toward you.
  93. >”I heard a crash! Are you alright!?”
  94. >”Daddeh! Wahhhhh! Nee huggies daddeh! Wahhhhh!”
  95. >He grabs you up and cradles you, “I am so sorry princess! Daddy shouldn’t have left you alone.”
  96. >You cuddle next to his chest and whimper.
  97. >”Hey… will this cheer my little girl up?”
  98. >You slowly look up at him.
  99. >He’s holding the cookie!
  100. >”You start smiling again waving your hoofies at the treat.
  101. >”Yay! Nummies! Pwease gif cookeh daddeh! Pwease! Fwuffy am gud fwuffy!”
  102. >He gives you the cookies which you grab up in your front hooves and start to eat.
  103. *nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*
  104. >You look at your daddy and smile with cookie crumbs falling from the sides of your mouth.
  105. >”Fwuffy wub yoo daddeh.”
  106. >You turn back to the bestest cookie in the world.
  107. *nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*
  108. >You are once again a happy fluffy.
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