DC 80 Escape Artist Check

>You are Chodenibbler McGee, master gnomish Anal Spelunker.
>Today, you are going to demonstrate on this unsuspecting orc standing before you the effects of the DC 80 Escape Artist check.
>Magical vestiments that assist in boosting your Escape Artist skill sky high: check.
>Numerous sharp pointy objects: check.
>Ring of spell storing with enlarge person stored in it: check.
>Time for fun.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>You speedily run out from the small boulder you are hiding behind, and proceed to sucessfully crawl into the orc's anal cavity.
>Because you are just that good.
>You can hear the orc's heartrate rapidly increase, along with panicked screams of pain and supprise.
>Sure, you could leave without permanently harming this fellow...
>But what's the fun in that?
>You unleash the spell stored within your ring, growing to the size of a human, and begin slashing about with your various pointy objects.
>The screaming of the orc peaks as something the size of a baby suddenly becomes the size of a full grown man in his colon.
>In a bloody burst that surprises a few other orcs that were sitting nearby, you pop out of the bloody remains of the first orc.
>In glorious victory, you once again let out your mighty battle cry.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>The other orcs run away, hands over their assholes.
>For they know what stands in their midst.