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- Jaguarman:
- Hmhmhm~🎵
- Hmhmhmhm~🎵 Hmhm... ah! Master spotted, in a good spot!
- Well, I've been looking for you, meow. See, isn't it today? Valentine's today, right?
- In other words, it means... heheh. Even if I don't say anything else, you get it, right~?
- Guda:
- It's chocolate, then?
- Jaguarman:
- Exactly! As expected of Master, you know it well! Then here you go.
- Guda:
- In the hands of the Jaguar... there's nothing!
- Jaguarman:
- Exactly so, meow! Because Jaguar is a Jaguar, and a god, meow.
- Then it is a matter of course! I'm not on the side that gives, but the side that receives! I'll not have to worry about obligation stuff and having my wallet lightened over this and that!
- Farewell to the troubles of a serious OL! Hurray, Jaguar! Hurray, Tetzcatlipoca!
- This is my entitlement! Hmhmm, let's allow it, tributes and sacrifices and other things!
- Come! Come give it! Give it to me! Like mushrooms after rain, or a mountain of fungi!
- Guda:
- Wait, how does it work in the system?
- Jaguarman:
- Hm? What's that?
- Oya. Oya oya oya? Could master have forgotten the tributes, meow?
- Divine punishment? You wanna get divine punishment? The young Master's blossoming youth is gonna get scattered like a fleeting dream?
- Ah, of course, by life I mean your life. There's no other meaning to it. None at all.
- Hm. Onee-san gets it, she understands it all. The present... is Master yourself, right?
- Hm~ what quick wit~ it is certainly a spice like that of pepper. Even the gourmet leopard is going uhauha.
- But if there is a god that assaults there is also a god that thinks. How about using up the accumulated stamps?
- Once you use all the stamps up... I'll specially, specially, specially let you off. BEsides that. What's it, meow. Eh----
- Yes, if you expend all the stamps now you will get a marvelous prize! So what will you do! Use up your life, or use up the stamps!
- Guda:
- Please accept my life! No, make it the stamps after all!
- Jaguarman:
- Uhuhu. I see. Then it can't be helped, meow....
- Well then, take this! A special present from Jaguar to Master!
- Guda:
- This is really, very amazing.
- Jaguarman:
- South America is the birthplace of chocolate! Because it's a fun stuff that originated from South America! So with that, here. The use of 1 Jaguar Stamp has been recorded.
- Let's collect more stamps again. Onee-san has great hopes for Master's continued effort.
- It's fine to be innocent for now. Because you're young. One day I'll raise you into someone fitting of being a Jaguar Tamer! Well then, please enjoy the gift. You're not allowed to have leftovers.
- Jaguarman:
- ...no, wait. Eh? Eh, eh? This is strange.
- This is Valentine's, so it should be a chance for handmade chocolate. It should have been a great opportunity for onee-san to showcase her girl power...
- WHY... DID IT END UP LIKE THIS...?
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