Chess Games

>"Are you going to make a move sometime today, Anonymous?"
>You frown, looking down at the chessboard in front of you with the same expression you'd usually reserve for your worst enemies
"Just... give me a minute," you grumble
>Princess Celestia, Ruler of Equestria, Goddess of the Sun, and Eater of Many Cakes just grinned
>"Though I want you to take all of the time you need I would like to remind you that I will have to lower the sun in a few hours," she smugly says, sitting up in that bean bag chair/sofa of hers. "But still, think your next move through. We wouldn't want it to be another landslide of a game would we?"
>Though you wanted to tell her to piss off you kept your mouth shut
>After weeks and weeks of playing chess game after chess game with this big mare on the other end of the table you knew when she was goating you
>She wanted you to get upset so you'd make a stupid mistake and lose another FUCKING GAME TO HER!
>But not this time!
>This time you were going to win!
>You were going to thoroughly kick her ass even!
>...Somehow
>Biting your lip you look around at the "battlefield", taking a moment to see just how well you were doing
>...You weren't doing that well by the looks of things...
>You had already lost one of your rooks and both of your knights earlier in the match, both of your bishops were surrounded by Celestia's pieces and couldn't do SHIT at the moment, and if you didn't figure out something in the next couple of turns there was a good chance you'd get checked by your opponent's queen
>And you knew the second that she managed to check you it'd pretty much be all over
>You'd once again see defeat and have to deal with a smuggy, smug, smug as a bug being fucking SMUG Princess rubbing it into your face
>But that wasn't going to happen!
>You weren't going to lose this time!
>Notthisfuckingtime!
>Celestia smiled, the picture of smug-smugness, as she leaned forward with a hum
>"Might I suggest that you move that pawn up one space?" she "advised". "If you do that then you trap my knight and you'll be able to move your king more freely."
>Your frown deepens
>Like realllllly deepens
>You didn't know why the Princess of the Sun turned into Machiavelli whenever she played chess with you but the second the two of you sat down and the chess board came out the mind games began
>And boy did Celestia like her mind games
>Telling you to move a piece this way or that way, making offhand comments that she knew would bother you, tsking or humming or making some weird noise whenever you moved a piece so that you'd question the move, Sunny Buns over there did it all
>And each time she did it it FUCKING WORKED!
>Every time you sat down in this fucking chair you knew she was going to do some shit like this
>YOU. KNEW!!!
>But you still let her get to you!
>But not this time!
>This time you'd pull ahead and win out!
>You didn't care if that big horse over there was a triple-chain belt Grandmaster whatever-the-fuck she was in chess
>You've been playing against her for MONTHS!
>Even though she switched up her style each time she played the game basically the same way each time!
>You could SEE the patterns
>All you had to do was turn the mind games back on her!
>She was cocky since she had beaten your ass up and down this board since she had offered to play you that one time you two were having tea
>You could work with that!
>...You just needed to figure out HOW you were going to work with that!
>Seeing no other move that wouldn't make you lose about half a dozen pieces, you go ahead and move your king over a space
>Like she did every time, the Princess hummed, instantly moving one of her rooks
>"Oh, I see," she mused. "You want to hunker down and make me come to you."
>Ignoring her as best as you can you move your last remaining rook to counter her's
>"A good, safe, strategy, Anon. You've gotten much, much better since we've started playing together!"
>She moves her bishop and suddenly you find yourself without a pawn
>...Shit
>"I imagine you'll soon get good enough to start putting my king in danger if we keep doing this for a year or two!... Maybe."
>You twitch as you move your queen but mostly manage not to show any emotion
>You weren't going to give her the satisfaction...
>You weren't going to give her the satisfaction...
>Scratching your chin you once again scrutinize the board
>Celestia tries to catch your gaze but you make it a point to keep from staring into those two big amethyst eyes of hers
>You can hear tail flick against the ground as you make your move
>"Oh! You're trying to pressure both my rooks are you?" she said in amusement, blocking off your queen with a simple pawn. "Oh, come now, Anonymous, you're better than that!"
>'But not that much better' you could hear in her tone
>Jesus Christ!
>No wonder no one else wanted to play with this fucking Princess!
>Most ponies would be curled up in a corner muttering nonsense after she was done with them!
>Fucking mind game playing Princess!
>You reach for your king again but stop halfway to it
>Looking over the board one more time your brain starts to formulate a strategy
>Through your experience and skill or because of some divine intervention you could see SOMETHING that might work on the mighty general in front of you
>Something that might JUST be crazy enough to trip her up
>It might have been a flicker of hope but it was there
>It. Was. There!
>Though you did your best to keep any emotions off of your face Celestia seems to pick up on something, the big Princess leaning forward a bit more in her seat
>"Oh? Did you manage to find a "flaw" in my unstoppable defense?" she asked, that fucking smug grin of her's still on her fucking smug face
>Time to wipe that grin right off...
"Unstoppable? Well... I wouldn't say that it was UNSTOPPABLE," you say, resting your head in your hand as you lazily look over the board
>Celestia notices your sudden shift in tone, and though you do your best to appear disinterested you could see her smile turning into a frown while she let out a horsey snort
>"Is that so?" she asked as you moved one of your pawns
>You nod, yawning hugely
"Yeah. I mean it isn't the WORST step up I've ever seen..."
>Though the Princess takes another piece from you the second you put your piece down you don't react
>You're as cool as a fucking cucumber
>AND the other side of the pillow
"I mean if someone wanted to be nice and let you win that'd be the--"
>You're interrupted by a scoff
>"You must have hit your head before we started our little game, Anonymous," Celestia said, taking another one of your pieces after you make your move once again
>This time you couldn't help but smile
>Heh, got her
"Oh?"
>Celestia nods, grimacing as you take of one her knights
>Your offhanded comment must have really pissed her off if she was making mistakes already
"I've been playing chess since it's founding," Celestia tells you, a frown on her face. "I know every single style of play, I know every attack plan, every formula for victory, as well as every type of defense there is."
>For the briefest of moments you think she was about to growl
>"I'm a grandmaster in the art of chess, one of the greatest players in its history, and I do NOT play a fool's game."
>Well, well, well, it looks like SOMEONE'S a little buttmad...
>Kek
>As Celestia moves a bishop to threaten your rook you idly wonder what else you could say that throw her off her game
>It was then when you were about to reach for your queen did you have an epiphany
>The kind of terrible, horrible, wonderful epiphany that only came to a person every once or twice in their life
>You didn't know if this idea of yours was such a good idea since you honestly didn't know how the Princess would react to it, or what she'd do to you if all of this didn't go her way but something in your still wanted to try it
>...
>...
>...
>Well...
>Fortune DID favor the bold...
"I never said that you're playing a fool's game, Princess," you say with a small smile, raising your hands up defensively. "I'm just saying that I might have you this time."
>If you didn't know any better you'd say that Celestia was trying to burn a hole through you with that glare of her's...
>"Oh I highly doubt that my little human," she said, her tone once again becoming mocking. "Though I'm absolutely sure you'll give it your all I'm confident that you won't be beating me today."
>Your grin grows as you reach for one of your pieces
"You wanna bet?"

~The Next Day~

>There you are, walking down one of the many hallways in Canterlot castle, as happy as a pig in shit
>Against all odds, against common sense, against the very nature of everything itself you had managed to beat Princess Celestia in your game yesterday
>Check mating her and everything
>You might have done it by the skin of your teeth while the buzzer was going off but you did it
>YOU. FUCKING. DID. IT!
>And with your, sweet, sweet, SWEET victory were the spoils
>The dirty, dirty spoils
>Though you honestly didn't know how you managed it, you actually got Celestia to take that bet of yours yesterday
>And you also managed, though this was a hell of a lot more difficult, to get her to keep her word after you had won
>And boy was she NOT happy about it
>Like "I'm going to send you to the moon for a thousand years and you're also going to be on fire during your imprisonment" angry
>But that was alright!
>If you were gonna get fucked up by a Princess that also happened to be a god-horse you were fine going out like this
>As fine as a shiny new dime my friend
>And speaking of angry Princesses of the Sun there was Celestia, slowly trotting by your side, her face scrunched up in fury and her cheeks ab-sol-utely red with embarrassment
>Said Princess had a day court that she had to be getting to today, and while going to something like this would bore you to tears usually, you were going to be joining her today for what was probably going to be one of the most... interesting courts that had happened in a long, long while
>And it was going to be AWESOME
"So, Princess... are you ready for court today?" you ask, deciding to break the silence that had reigned supreme since the two of you started walking to the throne room
>"I can't believe that I let myself be talked into something like... THIS!" Celestia said with a growl, totally ignoring your comment, her face getting even redder as the two of you got closer to where you would be painting your masterpiece
"Oh come on now, I'm sure it won't be that bad," you say, trying to calm the iriarte alicorn down
>Your words seem to have the opposite effect on the Princess however, Celestia stopping and looking up at you with an expression of shock and indignation
>"Calm down? CALM DOWN?! How in the name of my sun do you expect me to stay calm in front of all of those ponies; ponies who happened to be my loyal subjects! What will they think when they see us--"
"Hey, don't you go belly aching!" you interrupt, ignoring her glare. "You wouldn't have seen me bitching if I had lost! I would have sucked it up and held up my end of the bet."
>And sucking it up would have been a very real reality if your ass would have lost
>You see, after you had told Celestia what you wanted from her for the bet she had agreed but only if you agreed to something if you lost
>That being if you lost to her you'd have had to strip down naked and let the ENTIRE guard (both the day and the night guard) have their way with you for the next two or three days
>Yeah
>That WAS some hardcore shit
>Fucking crazy Princess...
>But that's the game of chess
>You either win or you get butt-fucked by hundreds of stallions
>...
>...
>...
>Luckily for you you DID win
>So...
>Your booty-hole was safe for another day
>Thank God
>Celestia just scoffs at your proclamation
>"Though I HIGHLY doubt that, Anon, I would have called our bet off if I had won."
>That was a lie
>"If I would have beaten you I would have just teased you a bit about making outrageous bets and sent you on your way!"
>That was also a lie
>You knew how she got with when she played chess
>You'd bet your house (if you had a house that is) that this sadistic horse right here would have WATCHED her guard fuck you the entire time while subtly telling you how much you fucking sucked at chess
>With the fakest sad sigh you've ever heard in your life the Princess walked in front of you, turned around, and stopped
>"Anonymous, PLEASE give me the same courtesy I would have given you," she said, giving you the sad eyes and the pouty lip.
>"You did something that nopony in the last three hundred years could boast of doing. You, Anonymous the Human, beat me fair and square in chess, and I will happily be the first to admit that."
>Her wings and tail droop to the ground, showing you just how "humbled" you had made her
>"Please, don't subjugate my subjects to something like this because--"
"Nope. You're still doing this whether you like it or not you silly Princess."
>You don't think you've ever seen a pony change expressions so fast, Celestia changing from timid, humble, and even a little bit sad to outraged and furious faster than you could blink
>"You're really going to make me go through with this then?!" she demanded with a stomp of the hoof
>Crossing your arms (and trying to look calm and collected even after you noticed that she had stomped her hoof so hard that she had cracked the solid stone floor), you nod
"Yep. When you make a bet you need to expect that you'll need to honor it, Princess," you say with a sage nod of your head. "If you thought that you were going to lose you could have just told me that you didn't want to take the bet and we could have continued our little game as usual."
>With a horsey snort, Celestia stomped her hoof again, her wings opening

and flapping before snapping shut against her sides
>"I NEVER lose at chess! That's why I took this blasted bet in the first place!"
>You pat the enraged mare on the top of the head before walking around her and once again making your way down the hallway
"Well you did lose this time. Now you gotta pay the piper. Thems the breaks."
>You could FEEL Celestia's eyes on the back of your head as you trekked along
>You were sure that she was considering the pros and cons of using her fuck-you magic on you to make her problem "go away"
>But the both of you KNEW that she wasn't going to blow you up or anything like that
>Yet
>She might murder you after this but not before she delivered
>Celestia was the type of mare that NEVER went back on her word no matter what
>So it was of little surprise when you heard her clip-clopping her way back to your side
>"...You will not say a thing or make any noise while you are in my throne room," Celestia says after a long minute of sulking. "Even though I wish to keep my word so that you can... do as you will I still have a duty to my subjects."
>You can't keep the grin off your face as you look down at her
"Oh? So you're going to just sit there and talk and listen and do princess stuff while we have our fun huh?"
>"I'm going to listen to my little ponies as you have YOUR fun yes," Celestia corrected. "I'm confident that I will be able to ignore you almost completely while court is in session."
>...Was that a jab?
>That felt like a jab
"I'll do my best to keep any noises down when the two of us get into the swing of things, but there's no way in hell that I'll be able to stay completely quiet," you admit with a helpless shrug
>Though she doesn't look too happy about your answer (though you're guessing that she wouldn't have looked happy even if you had said you were going to be dead quiet) Celestia nods all the same
>"If you keep quiet to the best of your ability than that will be alright," she allows, though she doesn't sound happy about it
>As the two of you turn the corner you slow down a bit and let Celestia lead
>Slowing your pace to a slow walk you openly gawk at the Princess's rump
>You could see the muscle, hidden under a layer or two of fat, tensing and untensing with each step she took
>This caused that big ass of hers to bounce side to side in the most appealing of ways
>Not too big to look ridiculous and just perky enough to bounce right back to shape as it jiggled...
>Yep
>This was definitely one of the finest flanks that you've ever done seen
>You let out a low whistle as Celestia increased her pace, her tail snapping down to cover her privates (which you weren't even looking at by the way) as she looked over her shoulder to glare at you
>"I swear to the stars above if you don't pick up your pace right this instant I'm going to just leave you here, Anonymous."
>Not looking away from the royal hindquarters you pick up the pace a little bit, walking down the hallway with a little sway in your step like the pimp that you were
"I just have one more question, Princess. If you'll indulge me."
>"And what is that, my little pervert?"
>Your grin widens just that little bit
"If you start making noises then can I start making them too? Or do you want me to keep my trap shut so that your little ponies can hear you loud and clear?"
>"... Anonymous?"
"Yes, my Princess?"
>For a moment the hallway that the two of you were walking down seemed to get just a bit hotter
>"Shut. Your. Mouth."
>You open your mouth to say something smart when it gets a LOT hotter in that hallway, wherein you immediately closed your mouth
>...Alright
>Maybe you should quit your teasing until you get into the throne room
>You wanted there to be witnesses in case of your untimely demise
>Luckily you don't have to wait long for that since the moment you and Celestia turn the corner you could see that ponies were already waiting for the day court to begin
>Though it was still bright and early the crowd, like it usually was, stretched from the absolutely massive gold-plated doors of the throne room down the hall, around the corner, and probably WAY farther than that
>Many of these ponies, noble and commoner alike, had come all the way from all across the land to Canterlot to speak to the Princess about something important
>Be it a quarrel for a piece of land or a feud between families or something dumb like an ice cream shop was overpricing their wares the Princess was there to solve the problem, point the pony to someone that could fix their problem, or listen and somehow magically get the pony that was talking to figure out the solution for themselves
>Yep, from the smallest to biggest problems imaginable Princess Celestia was there to sort it out here in the ever-important day court
>A day court that was sure to be a hell of a lot more interesting today
>You and Celestia walk toward the crowd of ponies, the Princess instantly appearing as the calm, motherly, and smiling ruler that her people knew and loved while you smiled and waved at your soon to be crowd
>Since she's a princess Celestia gets the bowing and brown-nosing that was expected for someone like her while you're given looks and the occasional wave and even a dirty look or two from the nobility that were sprinkled throughout the crowd
>"Anon, old boy! I didn't think I'd see you at another one of these!"
>You smile when you recognize the voice, and turning toward the crowd you see Fancy Pants and is lovely, lovely wife Fleur de Lis waving at you
>Giving them a wave of your own (the two handed kind that always make them roll their eyes and laugh) you left Celestia's side and quickly made your way over to them
"Trousers! Fleur! How are you two doing?" you ask, quickly getting down onto one knee and pulling Fancy into a hug. "I thought the two of you were up in Yakyakastan!"
>With that deep, bassy laugh of his Fancy wraps his hooves around your neck and hugs you right back
>"The two of us just got back, my boy," Fancy said, giving you a couple pats on the back before breaking the hug and looking at you with a warm smile. "What a wonderful country! It was horrid trip but Fleur and I had ourselves a grand old time!"
>Before you could even open your mouth to say anything else Fleur was upon you
>With a cheery little giggle the supermodel all but slammed into you, wrapping her hooves around your neck so tightly that you half expected her to pop your head off
>With a chuckle you quickly get back up onto two feet, wrapped your arms around Fleur's slender sides so she won't go flying, and start to spin the silly unicorn around
>"Oh, Anon, darling! It's been too long!" Fleur all but shouts in between her adorable little giggle-fits. "My Fancy and I were up in that cold, bleak land without our favorite human to keep us company!"
>Ignoring the startled, surprised, and irritated looks of the ponies around you (because fuck the police) you do that weird french cheek-kissing thing before pressing Fleur tightly to your chest and just rocking her back and forth
"Your favorite human can't be out in sixty degree weather without shivering, Fleur. I really doubt that I'd have liked it when it was NEGATIVE sixty degrees outside."
>With another happy little laugh, Fleur bats at your shoulder
>"Oh, I'm sure we could have done something for the little baby!" she teased as you set her down
>With another chuckle, Fancy stepped beside his wife and gave her a nuzzle before looking up at you
>"So what brings you here to the Day Court, my good stallion? Are you here to liven up the whole business or is the Princess punishing you for something?"
>Seeing that Celestia was closing in on the throne room doors you quickly mess up Fancy and his wife's manes before racing off after her
"I'll have to talk to you guys after court is over if I have the time," you call over your shoulder. "And this court will be one that you won't forget, I promise!"
>Though you could tell that they had no idea what the hell you meant by that they smiled all the same, giving you one last wave before you were once again by Celestia's side
>"I do believe that I told you not to dilly-dally, Anonymous," Celestia said through that smile of hers
"Well Escusssssse me if I want to say hello to a couple of friends that I haven't seen in a couple of months," you retort as you adjust your tie
>Celestia just snorts softly, gesturing for the pair of guards (who just so happened to know about your little "bet) to open the door
>Saluting they do so, one quickly making his way to his Princess's side while the other stopped the crowd from racing into the throne room
>"Remember, Anonymous, I don't want you saying anything while I warn my little ponies in advance about what's going to happen here today."
>You give the Princess a silly bow, your head down as low as it could go and your arms spread out wide
"I'll be as quiet as a mouse for that part. I promise."
>You're rewarded with a grunt as the two of you quickly make your way over to Celestia's throne
>On the way there you notice that the blush was once again coming back into her face and she started to eyeball you as her wings twitched nervously at her sides
>You could tell as plain as day that she was nervous about all of this
>And to be honest she wasn't the only one
>Though you hide it a bit better you're honestly just as nervous as the princess was
>Just the thought of having hundreds and hundred of ponies, stranger and friend alike, watching you and Celestia...
>You shiver (out of excitement or nervousness you honestly don't know) as you imagine the looks of surprise and shock on the crowd when they saw you...
>Though you barely register it you find yourself loosening your tie and unbuttoning your jacket
>It's a quick walk up to Celestia's big, over the top throne, both you and the Princess calmly making your way to the foot of the throne while the guard stands to the side of the throne
>Clearing his throat, the armored stallion smacks the butt of his spear against the marble ground
>"And so begins the Court of Day! May all whom have a grievance come forth so that the Princess may hear you!"
>With that dozens upon dozens of ponies are let into the throne room by the guard at the door, walk crowd muttering and chatting amongst themselves as they quickly let into a single file line
>You can see that there's some confusion as to why Celestia wasn't sitting on her throne and why the hell you were just kind of standing there with your tie half on and your jacket unbuttoned all the way
>Alright!
>It's showtime!
>Gently nudging Celestia's side you point toward the crowd and start making vague hand gestures
>Once again she tried to hit you with the royal puppy dog eyes but you just shake your head
>Nope
>No way
>There was no way in hell she was getting out of this
>She tries to plea for a few more seconds before she snorts and looks away from you
>"I hope you know that I'm going to get you back for this, correct?"
>Not answering you continue to point at the crowd
>Giving you one final scalding glare Celestia takes a step forward and looks over at the crowd, no longer the confident and regal monarch but a red-faced, extremely nervous mare
>"My little ponies, it is wonderful to see you all here today."
>While she was talking you quickly rip off your jacket and toss it down near the guard
>That gets a few confused looks and murmurs from the crowd but Celestia continues unabated
>"Before we begin there is something that I must tell you. A... warning if you will."
>The muttering grows amongst the crowd as Celestia looks away from them, rubbing one of her legs nervously
>"You see... though many think of me as a perfect ruler who can do no wrong I am a pony like the rest of you. I make mistakes, I have fun, etcetera."
>She motioned toward you, her blush creeping down toward her neck and chest
>"Well... since this is rather embarrassing on my part and I do not wish to take up any more of the Court's time I will give you the short of it. You see, due to an enormous bout of arrogance on my part, I lost a bet with ambassador Anonymous, a local resident of my castle and a dear friend of mine."
>You stop unbuttoning your dress shirt to look at the Princess, oddly touched that she didn't grunt or glare at you when she said friend
>And you also couldn't help but smile that she went and glossed over the fact that she lost the bet over a game of chess
>Though, knowing her, she would probably be more embarrassed about that than what was about it happen
>"The bet was this, my little ponies: If I lost to Anonymous here than I have to... well, we..."
>Celestia gets even redder (somehow) almost hiding behind her face behind her mane
>"Anon and I would have... relations during the Day Court in front of you all on my throne."
>It takes a few seconds for the crowd to understand her meaning but when it did...
>Whoo boy...
>When it did it was something else
>Shouting, yelling, screams of protest, even the sounds of laughter filled the room as Celestia fidgeted in place, looking over at you with this hilarious "now look at what you did" expression
>You couldn't help but chuckle as you take off your dress shirt and toss it right next to your jacket
>Looking down at the crowd you can see what you had been bracing yourself for since last night
>You saw looks of horror, angry, disgust, shock, the whole nine yards
>The looks you weren't expecting though were the hungry, envious, and even... eager looks?
>...Heh
>This was going to be something else alright...
>It takes a few minutes of the guards pounding their spears against the ground but the crowd eventually settles, looking at you then at Celestia, then back at you, then back at Celestia
>The big white Princess once again clears her throat
>"I apologize from the bottom of my heart for this, my subjects, but one is nothing without their word and I fear I must honor Anon's request. I already have a few of my guards relaying to the ponies waiting outside what I am telling you right now so that they know what is to happen."
>With a grunt you sit down and start pawing off your shoes
>Come on, come on
>Hurry up so the fun could begin!
>"If this in any way disturbs or angers you, or if you have any little ones with you at this time, I would advise that you leave and come back another day. I would be more than happy to see to your problems and concerns then."
>There's some more muttering amongst the crowd as ponies leave in ones and twos, some red-faced, some angry and scowling, though most of the crowd doesn't move an inch
>In fact you were pretty sure you saw a bunch of ponies crowding the door trying to see the action
>You could tell each and every single one of them was waiting with baited breath to see if what Celestia said was actually true
>Her expression now business-like she looks at you once again
>"As for the ponies that wish to stay I'd like this to be a lesson to you all. No matter how good you believe yourself to be at something never become so arrogant that it clouds your judgement. Eventually somepony WILL come along and make you look the fool."
>She makes a face
>"Though... to be fair I'm sure that there's a good chance that something like THIS wouldn't happen to any of you... but even so..."
>Giving her head a shake, Celestia gestures for you to get behind her
>"Now, even though I will be... engaged with Anonymous I want us all to remember why we're all here."
>Though you're sorely tempted to just rip off the rest of your clothes and start right now you restrain yourself
>No...
>No, you gotta SAVOR this
>"I will be doing my very best to ignore Anon," Celestia continues to say, looking over at you with a frown. "Though I suspect that it won't be that difficult..."
>You stop taking off your socks to look over at the Princess as nervous laughter fills the air
>...Bitch
>"I hope you will do the same so that this Court can run as smoothly as possible. Now, Anon."
>Celestia turned to look at you
>"You may begin whenever you are r-ready."
>You stand up and look over the Princess before awkwardly clearing your throat
"Actually... Could you do me a favor first, Princess?"
>Rolling her eyes, Celestia looked back at you
>"And what favor would that be Anon?"
"Would you mind taking off your chest thingy and your horse shoes please?"
>"Horse shoes? why would I--epp!"
>Reaching down you give Celestia's rump a squeeze, making sure to step out of the way as one of her back legs shoots out, striking her throne with a resounding crack
>Ponies in the crowd flinch and gasp as Celestia looks back at you in surprise
"If you're going to "accidently" kick me I'd rather you just break something and not kill me," you gently explain, walking around the Princess and getting down on one knee. "Now let me see that leg."
>"Anon I can--"
"No, no, you just pretend that I'm not there. Talk to your little ponies or whatever you do at these things."
>Biting her lip, the Princess nods
>"A-Alright. First practitioner, if you would please step forward!"
>A hush descends upon the crowd
>It's clear that not a single one of them know what the hell to make of this situation
>Did they just stand there and gawk while you went to town?
>Or did they do as their Princess said and bring forward their complaints and whatever else shit they had?
>You didn't know
>But you were sure that it was going to be as funny as all hell watching this go down
>Finally, an earth pony stallion takes a cautious step forward
>"Your H-Highness? I have a complaint that I-I have for y-you."
>Celestia smiles, beckoning him forward with a wing
>"I would be happy to give you my full attention, my little pony," she said, all warmth and smiles.
>You couldn't help but rub your hands together, grinning like a motherfucker, as you reached down and lifted up Celestia's front leg, pulling off the shoe and putting it beside you
>The other three are off just as quickly as you run your hands up and down the Princess's legs, mussing up the fur on them and making her squirm slightly
>Celestia's horn sparkled to life and her chest thingy disappeared from around her neck with a pop and she was about to reach up for her crown when you stopped her
"No, no. You gotta keep that on," you say, giving the muscles in her legs a gentle squeeze. "You don't want your subjects seeing you without a crown. Might as well try to look as royal as you can in this situation right?"
>You also might have wanted to fuck her with her crown on but she didn't need to know that
>A frown and a snort is your answer as the Princess turns back toward the stallion speaking below her
>Still smiling you lean in and give Celestia's belly a kiss
>She twitches but for the post part ignores you as your hands leave her legs and start to venture
>Though she was known for eating far too much cake Celestia was actually a very fit pony, and that was evident by the layer of powerful muscle in her stomach, her chest, and her legs just under that little bit of chub that gave her her jiggliness
>You run your hands up and down her body, enjoying the feeling of her coat on your fingers as you poke, pinch, and caress every inch of her that you can reach
>Reach a little further and...
>"...Well, my subject, if you believe that your mine is being taxed unfairly I'd be more than happy to have somepony look into IT!"
>You once again ignore the glare directed at you as you gave the fairest of flanks another grope
>Giving her head a shake, Celestia tried to continue
>"Excuse me. As I was saying I'd be more than happy to have my secretary look over Dodge City's tax code with a fine comb if Y-Y-YOU THINK THAT YOU'RE IN THE WRONG HERE!!!!"
>Crawling around to the back of the Princess you just take a moment to appreciate the mass of muscle and fat in front of you
>The royal flank was easily three times the size of your head, so jiggly and perky that you almost didn't know what to do with yourself
>If you listened really carefully you could almost hear angels singing in the background as you gazed upon the most wondrous of bodies
>Your hands open and close as they slowly travel forward
>Your fingers wiggle in anticipation
>Joy sings through your very soul!
>Touchytouchytouchytouchytouchy
>You let out a happy little groan as your hands finally ascend upon the mass of flesh in front of you, your fingers digging into the sun cutie marks on both of Celestia's cheeks
>Just like you had hopped the flesh had that perfect bit of give, allowing you to give that ass a wonderful little squeeze
>Celestia's voice jumped a pitch and she stomped one of her back legs but she (somehow) soldiers on as you toyed with her bottom
"Man... Look at this thing..." you murmur, rubbing her cheeks together, squeezing and pulling them apart and watching as the ass settled back into its usual shape before doing it again
>Leaning forward you give Celestia's cutie mark a kiss, rubbing your face against it before repeating the process on the other cheek, your hands playing all the while
>"Y-Yes, could the NEXT practitioner p-please come FORWARD!"
>Now humming to yourself you start nibbling at the rump before you in between kisses, not biting hard enough to hurt but enough that Celestia sure as hell felt it
>"YES my little poNY! If you'd just GIVE that d-document to the GUard over there..."
>Getting back to your feet you start kissing the top of Celestia's ass until you came upon the little nub of flesh that connected her ever-flowing tail to her bottom
>Celestia' breath hitches in her throat as you run your thumb up and down it, raising an eyebrow when you see her entire rump flex
>...Oh?
>Did we find a sensitive area?
>Though you could hear her breathing start to quicken Celestia levitated over the stack of documents that a guard had just given her and opened them up
>"WELL l-let's just SEe wha--ahh~!"
>You could feel the Princess's entire body twitch as you leaned down and gently nibbled that little bit of flesh
>With a half-stifled moan Celestia gave her wings a flap as her tail, which had been tucked between her legs for this entire time, started to rise
>Jackpot
>Giving her flank a few more kisses you start to trail downwards in between those big cheeks of hers
>"NEXT practitioner P-PLEASE!"
>Squatting down you see Celestia's winking marehood
>Spreading her cheeks a bit you also get a good look at that tight little ponut of hers
>Oh happy day, oh happy day...
>Giving her inner thigh a teasing kiss you run your thumb up and down Celestia's ass crack, not close enough that you were touching anything but enough that you could hear the Princess let out an eager little knicker while she have her rump the littlest of shakes
>Not wanting to beat around the bush any longer you spread Celestia's back legs and lean forward with your lips slightly parted
>You could smell Celestia's arousal as clear as day, your grip tightening around her ass as you watched her wink again
>You could feel your member throbbing on your pants, begging to be freed, but you continued to ignore it as you leaned forward to give the lower royal lips a kiss
>Celestia gasped, trying to move away from you, but you just grab her by her hips and roughly pull her back against you
>Your tongue darts out, teasing the pussy lips before you while you lapped at the Princess's oddly sweet juices
>Celestia twitched, drawing away from you before pushing her ass right back into your face before drawing away again
>You could tell that she was trying her damndest not to enjoy this but her body was fighting her
>It didn't care that she was flustered or embarrassed about you fucking her in front of hundreds of ponies
>All it cared about was that tongue of yours teasing her pussy, licking and kissing and sucking to your heart's content
>Though she had managed to keep herself under control for the most part you knew that it was only a matter of time before she broke
>All she needed was a bit more... stimulation
>Stimulation that you were more than happy to provide
>Celestia started shifting her weight back and forth as your tongue darted into her marehood, her inner muscles trying to draw your tongue as deep as they could
>You heard her whinney as you tugged at her lips with your teeth while you used your thumb to tease her clit
>All you'd need to do was play around a little bit longer and you knew she'd cum
>But you needed to get something out of this too
>Giving Celestia's marehood a parting kiss you draw back and get back to you feet
>Every single mare and stallion watched unblinkingly as you rose to your full height and started fiddling with your belt
>Even the mare that had been speaking to the Princess-- a noble by the looks of her-- had trailed off to watch you with wide-eyes
>"Excuse me, Gilded Glimmer," Celestia said, her voice shaky with just a hint of disappointment that you had stopped. "Is there something the matter?"
>The mare opens and closes her mouth
>"W-Well, I, um..."
>She flinches when you wink at her, her gaze going down to the very noticeable bulge in your pants and just kind of staying there
>"I was, um , well, you see, I was..."
>She sighed, looking down at the ground with a red face
>"...It's nothing your majesty. I just lost my train of thought for a moment."
>A small, pleased smile formed on Celestia's face
>"It's fine, my little pony, but why don't we--epp!"
>A slap rings out through the dead-silent room, the crowd gasping a second later as Celestia looks over her shoulder with a glare that could melt through still
>You just smile at them all, giving the Princess's rump another light slap, watching as it jiggled back and forth, as you finally managed to wrestle out of your belt
>"Anon... I'd APPRECIATE it if you'd try to keep it down a bit more if you'd please," Celestia says through gritted teeth
>She might look pissed the fuck off but if her marehood and all of that rapid winking it was doing was any indication you'd say that she'd probably like another slap
"Sorry... I couldn't help myself."
>With an unapologetic grin you nod before motioning her back to the noblemare
>Celestia's face slowly loses its angry expression and she bites her lip as she turns back toward the noble mare
>And, if you didn't know any better you'd say that she snuck a peek down at your crotch
>"Now... a-as I was saying. If you'd be so kind as to c-continue?"
>You all but rip off your pants, tossing them next to your pile of clothes
>Right now you were just in your boxers with hundreds of ponies looking at you, waiting for you finally get to the main event
>Though she's still speaking to the mare below her Celestia's ass gives you the tiniest of shakes
>Your member twitches in anticipation as you hook your thumbs through the elastic band on your boxers, giving your ass a little shake for the crowd as you slowly take off your boxers
>Your cock springs up from their confines, throbbing and covered in pre, slapping against your belly with a wet slap
>Tossing THAT bothersome bit of clothing out of the way you grab Celestia's hips
>"...And I-IF the D-Duke of Trottingham THINKS that you owe him some sort O-OF composition then I-I WOULD..."
>Celestia's breathing becomes ragged as you scoot her back toward you
>"I-I w-would BE m-more t-tan happy..."
>You can feel your heart pounding in your chest as you slap your prick against the Princess's rump before grabbing the base of it and guiding it forward
>"I-I, u-um, composition and t-the--"
>Both you and Celestia groan as you tease her pussy lips with your cockhead
>The Princess rocks backward and you couldn't help but buck slightly as you felt her heat
>So eager are you in finally sealing the deal that you fuck up your first thrust
>With a snarl you let go of your dick and rock backward, both of your hands tightly gripping Celestia's hips, before thrusting forward, your cock brushing against Celestia's marehood, nearly penetrating, before it just bounced the other direction
>Growling you try again once again you miss, your dick wetly slapping against Celestia's teats
>Once again the two of you moaned in anticipation, Celestia flapping her wings and you holding onto her ass like your life depended on it
>If you weren't fucking careful you were just going to blow your load all over the fucking floor!
>The rational part of your mind keeps telling you to just grab your dick and put it in her, but the animal in you says just keep thrusting until you get your cock into a hole or hole-like orifice
>And, as horny as you were, the second option seemed like a pretty good idea
>Comeoncomeoncomeoncomeoncomeon!
>Getitingetitingetitingetitin!
>You were about to try another clumsy thrust when you felt something grabbing hold of your cock
>Celestia takes a few deep breaths before looking over her shoulder at you
>"I-I you're going to put it in, Anonymous, then put it in," she tells you forcing your hips forward with a spell. "If I'm g-going to be rutted l-like this I-I want r-rutted properly."
>Your dick head once again rubs up against Celestia's lower lips but this time your cock parts those lips
>Your body jerks forward as the Princess's marehood gives your dick a squeeze
>Celestia tenses as she feels half of your shaft sink onto her, her wings flapping once again as she bites her lip HARD to keep from moaning out
>"A-Alright! Please f-feel free t-to contact me if y-you have any i-issues with..."
>Though it takes a conscious effort you loosen your grip of Celestia's now probably bruised hips and just take a breather so that you could collect yourself
>No need to lose it already and bust your nut like a virgin on the first thrust
>You twitch again as you feel Celestia's muscles ripple against your dick
>...Alright
>Just breath
>You need to breath
>Breathings good for you
>Just put it all the way in her before you think about doing anything else
>Taking a few more deep breaths you slowly pull your dick out of Celestia until just your head was in then you slowly thrust forward
>"Now C-COULD the NEXT--ahh~! Pony p-pLEASE step--Eee~! forwARD!"
>You manage to get just a bit more than half of your length before the Princess clamps down on you hard
>You moan and twitch and try to thrust in deeper but the horse pussy is too strong and your dick stays where it is
>Just keep breathing...
>JUST. KEEP. BREATHING!
>Taking another few deep breaths you repeat the process again and again, a little faster and a little harder each time, all the while driving yourself deeper and deeper into the Princess
>While you were no virgin by any means, and had even had a pony or two during your time in horseland, you had never had a fuck like this
>Celestia's insides were hot; almost to the point where you were expecting your dick to look like a cooked lobster every time you pulled out
>That, coupled with her vaginal muscles squeezing and massaging you every which way was starting to make your head spin
>Groaning, you slam yourself forward, desperate to hear that wet, meaty slapping sound of your hips hitting her ass
>Sweet gods above were you not worth
>This was a heavenly fuck
>This was the kind of sex that you were going to have to tell your grandkids about when you were older!
>And if the Princess here felt this amazing when she wasn't DOING anything then you couldn't even imagine how great this would be if she actually got into it...
>...
>...
>...
>Idea~
>You look over your shoulder mid thrust at the throne behind you
>Still thrusting you start the slow trek back toward it, all but dragging Celestia with you
>The Princess, whinnying and snorting while still making an effort to talk to... whoever the fuck she was talking to, doesn't notice that you've been moving her until you're at the foot of the throne
>"A-Anon what a-are you--"
>With a growl you slam yourself into the Princess with enough force to make her neigh loudly, leaning down and wrapping your arms around her stomach as best as you can
>Before she could moan again, or yell, or say anything you hoisted her up into the air
>"WHAT ARE Yo-yo-OUUUU!"
>You let out a happy groan as the last few inches of your cock slid into Celestia's eager pussy
>Yessssssssss
>Though the position was a bit awkward you thrust a few times as best as you could before taking a step back, then another, then another, before the back of your legs hit the edge of the throne
>Celestia's wings flapped in panic and you could hear her starting to shout something at you, but whatever she was about to say dissolved into a whinney and then a neigh as you sat right down on that throne
>Your eyes crossed as the Princess's ass slaps against your hips and you couldn't help but wildly thrust your hips upward
>Due to the fact that Celestia was a very light pony for her size and the fact that you were a bit too gone to control yourself you thrusted a bit too hard
>Celestia's moan turned into a yelp as you launched her about a foot into the air before gravity sent her back down from whence she came
>"I, hum, oh, he-he-he-ha! Roll... meetings...ahh~!"
>The Princess tensed as, by some divine beings will, she landed perfectly back into your cock, another slapping sound filling the room
>"The... wha-- who..."
>No longer able to help herself, Celestia started to roughly grind herself against you
>"I waz-- cookies... cock--wah..."
>You hands snaked around her hips and toward her lower belly until you reached her teats
>"ha-ha-ha-ho... blah, cooks... Anon--oh~!"
>With another awkward half-thrust you grab into Celestia's rock hard teats and start to roughly roll them in between your thumb and pointer finger
>She moaned so loudly that your ears were left ringing but you power through it, thrusting into the Princess as best as you could
>"ha-ah~! Anon! A-Anon! y-yOU, he-he~!"
>You continue to thrust as best as you can and you find yourself grinning when you feel Celestia's hips start to rise and fall, trying to find a rhythm with your wild thrusting
>By now the only sounds in the room are yours and Celestia's moans and gasp and the sound of your hips slapping against hers
>And it is music to your ears
>The pony that was talking to the Princess had gone silent, just watching you with his erect cock dangling between his legs and his mouth wide open
>The rest of the crowd were no better
>The commoners, the nobles, even some of the guards that had snuck into the throne room to watch were dealing with their arousal in their own ways
>Through a lust-addled mind you saw many ponies trying to ignore their winking marehoods and throbbing dicks
>Others were sitting in their haunches stroking their cocks or rubbing their hooves against soaking wet marehoods shamelessly
>And you swore that you could see a few ponies peppers throughout the crowd had started going at it like rabbits right there for all to see
>Another groan escapes your lips as you thrust up, your cock twitching inside the-YOUR Princess
>Celestia, her crown askew on her head (very nearly ready to fall off in fact), stops her bouncing to grind on your cock
>You could hear her heart pounding in her chest as she looked out to see what her court had become
>The ponies watching their Princess getting fucked like some common whore, their arousal filling the air, all watching her with hungry eyes and aching loins
>She clamps down on your so hard that you could barely thrust
>"A-ANon! I, um I'm gonna!"
>Panting like a racehorse you grab Celestia by her flanks and pound into her for all of your worth
>Out from the crowd you could hear moaning and cries of ecstasy out from the crowd just as that familiar ticklish sensation starts to build
>"Anon, A-Anon! ANON! ANONANONANONANONANON--!"
>With a final groan and a few more wild, bucking thrust you feel yourself hit the finish line
>Celestia lets out a scream that rattles the windows as the first burst of your cum fires off into her
>Though you're frozen in place, even muscle contracting as you cum, Celestia keeps riding you hard, her insides squeezing and contracting, trying to milk you for all you were worth
>Your eyes shut and you grit your teeth, your toes curling and the back of your legs hitting against the throne so hard that they were probably bruised, as the Princess nears her own finish
>Slamming down into you one final time Celestia's wings open to full extension, she throws her head up into the air, and she SCREAMS:
>"AAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNN!"
>Her marehood clamps down on your cock to the point of pain as cum, both hers and yours, sprays out of the Princess's well fucked pussy and onto the throne and floor in front of you
>Celestia manages one last little bounce before she just went limp in your arms, twitching and gasping and moaning as she rode out her orgasm
>With a groan of your own you let yourself slump against the throne as some of the ponies in the crowd in front of you cum themselves, firing cum EVERYWHERE into the floor
>...Heh
>The maids were going to be SO fucking pissed...
>Though you're too drained to chuckle you manage to smile, giving Celestia's rump a little groap with one hand and giving her teat a pinch with the other as you closed your eyes ready to--
>"Y-You... Look a-at... what you... did to my... throne r-room..."
>Lazily cracking open an eye you see Celestia looking back at you with a wide-eyed expression
>"You t-turned... by throne room into... a c-circus! A m-mad house!"
>Still breathing heavily she scooted around until she was sitting sideways on your lap
>"N-No... you turned it into... turned me into..."
>You try to scoot away from the Princess as best as you, nervousness wrestling for dominance with your afterglow
>Celestia's crown falls off her head and clatters to the ground as she leans forward until her nose was touching yours
>"You turned me into... a toy..."
>Celestia's eyes widened and her marehood gives your rapidly softening cock a squeeze
>"Your... toy..."
>You open your mouth to say something but the Princess grabs your head in her hooves and yanks you forward into one of the most agressive kisses that you've ever experienced in your life
>In your surprise you try to yank yourself away but Celestia holds you tightly in place as she all but forces her tongue into your mouth
>You could hear the sound of magic being readied before the world meshed together and you were sent spinning through the air

POP!

>With a yelp you find yourself sailing through the air for about five seconds before you hit something soft and springy
>A quick look at your surroundings shows that you were now in Celestia's private bed chambers
>On top of her bed
>Still naked and sweaty and covered in cum
>With Celestia herself, coated in a thin sheen of sweat and her mane hanging limp around her neck, slinking toward you with a sway in her step
>The Princess had a naughty smile on her face and a crazy look in her eyes as she stopped at the foot of her bed
>You tried once again to open your mouth to say something but Celestia just hopped up onto her bed and sat right down on your stomach, spreading her legs so you could see your cum oozing out of her puffy marehood
>Your cock twitched, slowly starting to rise on its own accord
>"I'd prepare myself if I were you COLT."
>With a throaty hum Celestia leans down and gives your neck a long, slow lick before her muzzle brushes against your ear
>"Because it's time for this toy to ride you until neither of us can move~."
>Ho boy, ho boy, ho boy...
>Grinning your hands reach up and give the royal flank a squeeze
>You really should make chess bets more often...