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  1. [11:50] <Sorodin> \-==RESUME==-/
  2. [11:50] <Sorodin> As you rush towards the door Plutia, Rosalind appears in front of you.
  3. [11:50] <Sorodin> We are all shocked.
  4. [11:51] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "wat"
  5. [11:51] <plushRoyalty> Plutia jumps as a person suddenly appears before it "What the?!"
  6. [11:51] * Rosalind_Vasiliev looks around with a mix of confusion and apprehension.
  7. [11:51] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "... What."
  8. [11:52] <plushRoyalty> "...art thy one of thee players from Laviil's side?"
  9. [11:52] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "Laviil's side of what? Where is this?"
  10. [11:53] <plushRoyalty> "Tis mine land on Gemnus' side, thy art inside a crypt. And side of the sessions."
  11. [11:53] <plushRoyalty> "Land of Plateaus and Physics."
  12. [11:54] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "What sessions? That doesn't make any sense, I was just..."
  13. [11:54] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "Am I dreaming for real this time?"
  14. [11:54] <plushRoyalty> "Thy art awake as far as I know."
  15. [11:54] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "Well that's just GREAT."
  16. [11:55] * Rosalind_Vasiliev throws her hands up.
  17. [11:55] <plushRoyalty> "And sessions, tis what thy calls a Game of SCratch. and there art two that are quite interconnected"
  18. [11:55] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "Now there's random teleportation going on for no reason. Well this is just wonderful."
  19. [11:55] <plushRoyalty> "Welcome to the fun of random teleportation. Tis mine 3rd time having somebody come over to mineself"
  20. [11:56] <Sorodin> "Random teleportation is the spice of life."
  21. [11:56] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "Yeah, fun. That's not exactly the word I would use to describe it."
  22. [11:56] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "Like, at least give a bit of WARNING, right?"
  23. [11:56] <plushRoyalty> "Nope. There tis never a warning."
  24. [11:56] <plushRoyalty> "It's quite frustrating."
  25. [11:56] <Sorodin> "At least, not on the receiving end."
  26. [11:57] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "Nothing on the end that's getting delivered, either. And I had JUST gotten comfortable, too."
  27. [11:57] * plushRoyalty blinks and turns to the new voice "Who art...?"
  28. [11:58] <Sorodin> It's literally Alex.
  29. [11:58] <Sorodin> Hi.
  30. [11:58] <Sorodin> He exists.
  31. [11:59] <plushRoyalty> Oh right.
  32. [11:59] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> ((Any chance I can get a summary of where I am, actually?))
  33. [11:59] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> ((Who all is here, at least))
  34. [11:59] <plushRoyalty> Plutia sighes, before nodding as she holds her hand out "Well why thy art here. Would thy like to give myself a hand? My name art Plutia."
  35. [12:00] <Sorodin> You're in a large room, with a door on both ends. Burnt shrubbery is on the ground, and a medium-height male with curly brown hair is leaning on his sword a few feet away froPlutia.
  36. [12:00] <plushRoyalty> [There is a fuschia troll infront of you, and a human on a horse]
  37. [12:00] <Sorodin> Yeah there's also a horse somewhere.
  38. [12:00] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> ((ty))
  39. [12:01] * Rosalind_Vasiliev is nodding and raising her hand before Plutia finishes speaking. Then that one last word slips out and she takes several panicked steps back, drawing Med and Shed.
  40. [12:02] <plushRoyalty> "What is with thine sudden reaction of drawing thine weapons? ...wait..."
  41. [12:02] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "I am NEVER getting away from you, am I?"
  42. [12:02] <plushRoyalty> "...thy art haughtyArtemis, aren't thy? ...okay now I get whats going on"
  43. [12:02] <plushRoyalty> "Thy art pointing thine guns at the wrong Plutia."
  44. [12:02] * Rosalind_Vasiliev frowns. "Explain."
  45. [12:03] * plushRoyalty sighes "Alright. So, both of our sessions art interconnected. Ontop of that art universes art seem to be similar except for key details."
  46. [12:03] <plushRoyalty> "One of them art the presence of alternative selves in each of the universes."
  47. [12:04] <plushRoyalty> "For example, thy and presumedly all of thine friends in thine session hast an alternate self in our universe"
  48. [12:04] <plushRoyalty> "And vice versa."
  49. [12:04] <plushRoyalty> "Laviil was the Advisor to mine empress."
  50. [12:05] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "So you're supposed to be the good version of a bad person in a mirror universe."
  51. [12:05] <plushRoyalty> "Correct."
  52. [12:05] <plushRoyalty> "Miss Massacre tis mine alternate self in thine universe."
  53. [12:05] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "Gee, what a pleasant-sounding name."
  54. [12:06] <Sorodin> "Is Massacre like even a name?"
  55. [12:06] <Sorodin> "What kind of name is Massacre?"
  56. [12:06] <plushRoyalty> "Her real name is Plutia Bastet. "
  57. [12:06] <plushRoyalty> "Her title is Miss Massacre"
  58. [12:06] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "To strike fear into the hearts of her enemies."
  59. [12:07] <plushRoyalty> "And we hast the same name because we're alternate verisons and what not."
  60. [12:07] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "Yeah, yeah. Can you prove any of that?"
  61. [12:07] <plushRoyalty> "I can prove the existence of Laviil's alternate self. Is that sufficient?"
  62. [12:08] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "Not really. Proof that alternate selves exist doesn't mean much when you could be the evil one for all I know."
  63. [12:08] <plushRoyalty> "If I art the evil one, than why art I wishing to help thine side deal with mine alternate self."
  64. [12:08] <Sorodin> "Or we could just be friends, you know."
  65. [12:08] <Sorodin> "There's a hedgehog to save."
  66. [12:08] <Sorodin> "Or like, un-evilify."
  67. [12:08] <plushRoyalty> "That tis a good point too Alex, can we continue this conversation later?"
  68. [12:09] <plushRoyalty> "I hast a hedgehog to slap some sense into for trying to become..."
  69. [12:09] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "Because I'm pointing guns at you and it's hard to kill someone while you're at gunpoint."
  70. [12:09] <plushRoyalty> "...edgy?"
  71. [12:09] <plushRoyalty> "And I hast not raised mine weapon."
  72. [12:10] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "Yeah, because you didn't know I was Rosalind."
  73. [12:10] <plushRoyalty> "I figured out thy were haughtyArtemis a while back."
  74. [12:10] <Sorodin> "Yeah, yeah, you two have your catfight or whatever."
  75. [12:10] <Sorodin> "I'll go on ahead."
  76. [12:10] <Sorodin> And with that, Alex walks out of the door to progress.
  77. [12:10] <plushRoyalty> "Judging from thine reaction the second thy heard mine name, look I hast no intention of harming thy."
  78. [12:10] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "But..."
  79. [12:11] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "... I'm just making this worse for myself, aren't I?"
  80. [12:11] <plushRoyalty> "But what? I art in this dungeon to help a hedgehog from making a huge mistake over a misconception."
  81. [12:11] <plushRoyalty> "If thy need proof if I art evil or good, than follow along. Thy can decide for thineself."
  82. [12:12] * Rosalind_Vasiliev scowls. "Fine. But if you try to kill me, I'm going to be seriously mad."
  83. [12:12] <plushRoyalty> "Fair."
  84. [12:12] * plushRoyalty follows Alex
  85. [12:12] * Rosalind_Vasiliev follows Plutia
  86. [12:13] <Sorodin> You guys enter the next room, which is fucking huge and also circular.
  87. [12:14] <Sorodin> You don't like circular rooms.
  88. [12:14] <Sorodin> They always mean bossfights.
  89. [12:14] <plushRoyalty> "...Rosalind, keep thine guns out."
  90. [12:14] * Rosalind_Vasiliev nods.
  91. [12:14] <Sorodin> One of the... walls? Side of the room? has giant holes all over it, like tunnels for something to go in and out of.
  92. [12:14] <plushRoyalty> "I hast a bad feeling about this room."
  93. [12:14] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "Boss fight?"
  94. [12:14] <Sorodin> Alex is standing in the middle of the room, angrily slashing things with his sword.
  95. [12:14] <plushRoyalty> "Most likely....alex what art thy doing?" Plutia walks over
  96. [12:15] * Rosalind_Vasiliev stays near the wall, and switches to Donovan for good measure.
  97. [12:15] <Sorodin> "The goddamned worm won't come out! It's saying it won't fight anyone but the Prince, whatever that means.
  98. [12:15] <Sorodin> "
  99. [12:15] <plushRoyalty> "Ugh. Let me than. Worm, thine...prince. is here" she frowns as she has to say it
  100. [12:16] * Rosalind_Vasiliev Holds Breath in case worm translates to dragon and needs a bullet.
  101. [12:16] <Sorodin> Your voice doesn't carry very much, since you're speaking rather softly.
  102. [12:16] <Sorodin> Even Rosalind even has trouble hearing it.
  103. [12:17] <plushRoyalty> "HEY WORM! THINE PRINCE IS HERE TO SAVE A HEDGEHOG."
  104. [12:17] <Sorodin> This time, your voice echoes loudly.
  105. [12:18] <Sorodin> You have no idea how acoustics are supposed to work, but this room apparently doesn't give a shit.
  106. [12:18] <plushRoyalty> "I swear I need to correct this whole land on proper gender terminology!"
  107. [12:18] <Sorodin> There's a loud rumbling, and the room begins to shake.
  108. [12:19] * Rosalind_Vasiliev readies an action to shoot anything threatening that shows up
  109. [12:19] * plushRoyalty gets out her bowblade
  110. [12:21] <Sorodin> A second later, a giant worm pops out of the wall, all 500 of it's eyes blinking at different intervals. Two horns stick straight out of it's face as it barrels out of the wall, and burrows into the one directluy across from it.
  111. [12:21] <Sorodin> Rosalind, roll for hit.
  112. [12:22] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> !Roll 1d20+8+1d4
  113. [12:22] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+8+1d4 --> [ 1d20=3 ][ 1d4=3 ] | {14}
  114. [12:22] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> !Roll 1d8+6 if that hits
  115. [12:22] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d8+6 --> [ 1d8=8 ] | {14}
  116. [12:22] <plushRoyalty> "Oh god it's hideous."
  117. [12:23] <Sorodin> Your shots hit it's skin, and bounce off harmlessly.
  118. [12:23] <Sorodin> A few seconds later, it comes out again at ground level, writhing crazily.
  119. [12:23] <Sorodin> Roll Initiative.
  120. [12:23] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> !Roll 1d20+6
  121. [12:23] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=9 ] | {15}
  122. [12:24] <Sorodin> !roll 1d20+4
  123. [12:24] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=9 ] | {13}
  124. [12:24] == plushRoyalty [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client]
  125. [12:25] == Plutia_Bastet [[email protected]] has joined #RPGSTUCK_SOROSCRATCH
  126. [12:25] <Plutia_Bastet> [Back]
  127. [12:25] <SpyingEon> [roll initiative]
  128. [12:26] <Plutia_Bastet> [Kk]
  129. [12:26] <Plutia_Bastet> !roll 1d20+6
  130. [12:26] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=4 ] | {10}
  131. [12:26] <Sorodin> The turn order is this.
  132. [12:26] <Sorodin> Rosalind > Worm > Plutia
  133. [12:27] * Rosalind_Vasiliev reloads and shoots it again. Screw this thing.
  134. [12:27] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> !Roll 1d20+8
  135. [12:27] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=14 ] | {22}
  136. [12:27] <Sorodin> Hit.
  137. [12:27] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> !Roll 1d8+6 damage
  138. [12:27] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d8+6 --> [ 1d8=8 ] | {14}
  139. [12:28] <Plutia_Bastet> [Nice roll]
  140. [12:28] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> ((ty, tyvm))
  141. [12:29] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> ((Pure skill))
  142. [12:29] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> ((Definitely))
  143. [12:29] <Sorodin> You shoot the Worm, the bullets piercing the skin. It screams, which echoes around the room to make it deafening for a second.
  144. [12:29] <Sorodin> !roll 1d20
  145. [12:29] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=18 ] | {18}
  146. [12:29] <Sorodin> Thankfully, you guys are prepared.
  147. [12:30] <Sorodin> Especially Rosalind who wears earmuffs iirc?
  148. [12:30] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> Eeyup
  149. [12:31] <Plutia_Bastet> My move?
  150. [12:31] <Sorodin> Nope.
  151. [12:31] <Sorodin> Rosalind still has a minor and a move.
  152. [12:31] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> Minor was reload. Gonna drop prone in case it has ranged attacks, but I'm done
  153. [12:32] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> End turn.
  154. [12:32] <Sorodin> Suddenly, the whole world around you... jpeg-ifies for a second, before resuming to reality. A reality with slightly shittier graphics.
  155. [12:32] <Plutia_Bastet> "...the horros."
  156. [12:33] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "The heck?"
  157. [12:33] <Plutia_Bastet> "I dont know but I do not like it."
  158. [12:33] <Sorodin> The worm coughs up what looks like a paintbrush, and then swipes it around in the air, ogres and imps being "drawn" as it waves the paintbrush around.
  159. [12:33] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "Wanna solve our problems by killing it?"
  160. [12:33] <Sorodin> Two ogres and two imps have entered the battle!
  161. [12:33] <Sorodin> End turn/
  162. [12:33] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "... Oh."
  163. [12:33] <Plutia_Bastet> "Yes. Lets do that."
  164. [12:34] <Plutia_Bastet> Plutia rushes up and spinmodes the worm, the ogre and an imp
  165. [12:34] <Plutia_Bastet> !roll 1d20+8
  166. [12:34] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=1 ] | {9}
  167. [12:34] <Plutia_Bastet> [...fuck]
  168. [12:35] == Lavira_Dyenus [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client]
  169. [12:35] <Sorodin> You end up accidentally letting go of your blade, which ricochets off a wall, and scrapes Rosalind's shoulder, dealing 4 damage.
  170. [12:36] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "Plutia, what did I JUST SAY about killing me!?"
  171. [12:36] <Plutia_Bastet> "I did not mean to! Mine hand slipped!"
  172. [12:36] <Plutia_Bastet> Minor action, get out the three pronged bowbladr
  173. [12:36] <Plutia_Bastet> Oh wait thats free
  174. [12:37] <Sorodin> Minor or move?
  175. [12:37] <Plutia_Bastet> Move away and minor to intimidate the worm
  176. [12:37] <Plutia_Bastet> !roll 1d20+8
  177. [12:37] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=16 ] | {24}
  178. [12:37] <Sorodin> !roll 1d20+3
  179. [12:37] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=20 ] | {23}
  180. [12:37] <Sorodin> Holy shit.
  181. [12:37] <Sorodin> It's not intimidated.
  182. [12:38] <Plutia_Bastet> Where is the spookybowblade rn?
  183. [12:38] <Sorodin> I think you have it?
  184. [12:38] <Sorodin> oh wait no
  185. [12:38] <Plutia_Bastet> Oh
  186. [12:38] <Sorodin> Rosalind has it.
  187. [12:38] <Sorodin> If it's the one you were using.
  188. [12:38] <Plutia_Bastet> Yeah it was
  189. [12:38] <Sorodin> yup then rosalind has it
  190. [12:39] <Plutia_Bastet> "Rosalind could thy please toss me mine bowblade back? "
  191. [12:39] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "Gonna stab me again?"
  192. [12:40] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> ((My turn, or the summons?))
  193. [12:40] <Sorodin> The summons.
  194. [12:40] <Sorodin> Wait no.
  195. [12:40] <Plutia_Bastet> "I didnt do it on purpose! So no!"
  196. [12:40] <Sorodin> Summoning sickness.
  197. [12:41] <Sorodin> So yeah rosalind's turn
  198. [12:41] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> ((What action to throw a bowblade?))
  199. [12:41] <Sorodin> It can be free.
  200. [12:41] <Sorodin> Since im a nice guy like that
  201. [12:41] * Rosalind_Vasiliev chucks the bowblade back at Plutia
  202. [12:41] * Plutia_Bastet catches and reequips "Much apperciated."
  203. [12:42] * Rosalind_Vasiliev then reloads Donovan again and uses Suppressing Fire on all the enemies surrounding Plutia.
  204. [12:42] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> !Roll 2#1d20+8 vs Ref, disadvantage
  205. [12:42] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2#1d20+8 --> | [ 1d20=6 ]{14}, [ 1d20=9 ]{17}
  206. [12:42] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> !Roll 2d8 damage, half on miss
  207. [12:42] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2d8 --> [ 2d8=5 ] | {5}
  208. [12:43] <Sorodin> You shoot all the enemies surrounding Plutia, including the Worm.
  209. [12:43] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> That entire cone becomes difficult terrain, halving enemy speed. Plutia is unaffected, but Rosalind loses half her own speed too.
  210. [12:43] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> End turn
  211. [12:43] <Sorodin> One of the imps dies because fuck my HP rolls.
  212. [12:43] * Rosalind_Vasiliev smirks quietly to herself.
  213. [12:44] <Sorodin> Minor or move?
  214. [12:44] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> Minor was still the reload, no move
  215. [12:44] <Sorodin> The world continues to JPEGify.
  216. [12:45] <Sorodin> The paintbrush continues drawing, and a bunch of shitty swords rain down on your faces.
  217. [12:45] <Sorodin> !roll 1d20+3
  218. [12:45] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=6 ] | {9}
  219. [12:45] <Sorodin> !roll 2d6+1
  220. [12:45] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2d6+1 --> [ 2d6=10 ] | {11}
  221. [12:45] <Sorodin> Take 5 damage each.
  222. [12:46] <Plutia_Bastet> 92/97
  223. [12:46] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> 60/69
  224. [12:46] <Sorodin> also I forgot to mention, but there's a gong on the other side of the room.
  225. [12:46] <Sorodin> it's cool and has the mind symbol and shit.
  226. [12:46] <Plutia_Bastet> "...rosalind, shoot the gong! Worms art sound based right?"
  227. [12:47] <Sorodin> Anyway, Plutia's turn.
  228. [12:47] <Plutia_Bastet> Plutia goes to attack the worm, the ogre and the imp with spinmode
  229. [12:47] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "If it was vulnerable to sound, it wouldn't be screaming."
  230. [12:47] <Plutia_Bastet> !roll 1d20+8
  231. [12:47] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=13 ] | {21}
  232. [12:47] <Plutia_Bastet> !roll 2d4+16
  233. [12:47] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2d4+16 --> [ 2d4=7 ] | {23}
  234. [12:48] <Plutia_Bastet> "Fair."
  235. [12:48] <Sorodin> You kill pretty much all of the summoned creatures, as well as carving another gash into the Worm.
  236. [12:48] <Plutia_Bastet> WINDS OF STEEL
  237. [12:48] <Plutia_Bastet> MINOR HASTE
  238. [12:48] <Plutia_Bastet> Attack once more
  239. [12:48] <Sorodin> Haha fuck shoulda seen that coming
  240. [12:48] <Plutia_Bastet> !roll 1d20+8
  241. [12:48] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=16 ] | {24}
  242. [12:48] <Sorodin> Hit
  243. [12:48] <Plutia_Bastet> !roll 2d4+12
  244. [12:48] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2d4+12 --> [ 2d4=6 ] | {18}
  245. [12:48] <Plutia_Bastet> End turn
  246. [12:49] <Sorodin> You make a matching gash in the Worm's skin. It doesnt seem to like it.
  247. [12:49] <Plutia_Bastet> [I should have left the imp alive til the second attck. Oh well.]
  248. [12:49] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> ((My turn?))
  249. [12:50] <Sorodin> Actually, no.
  250. [12:50] <Plutia_Bastet> [Yup]
  251. [12:50] * Rosalind_Vasiliev shoots the gong.
  252. [12:50] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> !Roll 1d20+8
  253. [12:50] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=16 ] | {24}
  254. [12:50] <Sorodin> Alex has gotten over fucking up on initiative, so it's his.
  255. [12:50] <Plutia_Bastet> [Oh]
  256. [12:50] <Sorodin> He charges the Worm, because fuck it he wants to fight a thing.
  257. [12:50] <Sorodin> !roll 1d20+4
  258. [12:50] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=2 ] | {6}
  259. [12:50] <Sorodin> But misses horribly.
  260. [12:50] <Sorodin> !roll 1d20+2
  261. [12:50] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=15 ] | {17}
  262. [12:50] <SpyingEon> [pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffff]
  263. [12:50] <Sorodin> But Arion manages to kick it.
  264. [12:50] <Sorodin> OG horse
  265. [12:50] <Sorodin> !roll 1d8+3
  266. [12:50] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d8+3 --> [ 1d8=8 ] | {11}
  267. [12:50] <Plutia_Bastet> [Gg arion]
  268. [12:51] <Sorodin> Now it's Rosa's turn.
  269. [12:51] * Rosalind_Vasiliev shoots the gong for real this time
  270. [12:51] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> !Roll 1d20+8
  271. [12:51] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=14 ] | {22}
  272. [12:51] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> !Roll 2d8+6 damage if that matters
  273. [12:51] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2d8+6 --> [ 2d8=10 ] | {16}
  274. [12:52] <Sorodin> Your bullet hits the gong, which makes a soft clanging noise, but it's not enough to sound it for real.
  275. [12:52] <Sorodin> Take another major cause why not
  276. [12:52] * Rosalind_Vasiliev shoots the worm, then. Screw gongs anyway
  277. [12:52] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> !Roll 1d20+8
  278. [12:52] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=15 ] | {23}
  279. [12:53] <Sorodin> Hit.
  280. [12:53] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> !Roll 2d8+6 damage
  281. [12:53] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2d8+6 --> [ 2d8=7 ] | {13}
  282. [12:53] <Plutia_Bastet> "Hmm...alex be a dear and ring the gong would you?"
  283. [12:53] <Sorodin> "What does the gong have to do with anything?"
  284. [12:53] <Plutia_Bastet> "Possible battle advantage?"
  285. [12:54] <Sorodin> "It seems much easier just to stab the Worm."
  286. [12:54] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "This is a waste of time, just kill it!"
  287. [12:54] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> End turn.
  288. [12:54] <Plutia_Bastet> "Fair enough."
  289. [12:55] <Sorodin> The Worm paints two more ogres, and then goes for a DIRECT ATTACK WHOA.
  290. [12:55] <Plutia_Bastet> WHOA
  291. [12:55] <Sorodin> It thrusts the paintbrush in Plutia's general direction because fuck your 45 damage output.
  292. [12:55] <Sorodin> !roll 1d20+5
  293. [12:55] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=7 ] | {12}
  294. [12:55] <Sorodin> But misses like a scrub.
  295. [12:55] <Sorodin> End turn.
  296. [12:56] <Plutia_Bastet> "Ugh, this things painting is horrid" she spinmodes the two new ogres and the worm
  297. [12:56] <Plutia_Bastet> !roll 1d20+8
  298. [12:56] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=16 ] | {24}
  299. [12:56] <Sorodin> hit
  300. [12:56] <Plutia_Bastet> !roll 2d6+16
  301. [12:56] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2d6+16 --> [ 2d6=8 ] | {24}
  302. [12:57] <Sorodin> You kill one ogre and deal damage to the Worm. The other ogre is saying hi to Rosalind.
  303. [12:57] <Sorodin> Metaphorically.
  304. [12:57] <Plutia_Bastet> Winds of steel, minor haste. Attack the ogre and the worm again
  305. [12:57] <Plutia_Bastet> !roll 1d20+8
  306. [12:57] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=15 ] | {23}
  307. [12:57] <Plutia_Bastet> !roll 2d6+12
  308. [12:57] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2d6+12 --> [ 2d6=6 ] | {18}
  309. [12:58] <Sorodin> You deal damage to the worm, and the outside of it starts... cracking up.
  310. [12:58] <Plutia_Bastet> Is the ogre dead?
  311. [12:58] <Sorodin> A white glow comes from the cracks, which quickly grow wider and wider, before...
  312. [12:58] <Sorodin> no
  313. [12:58] <Plutia_Bastet> Oh okay
  314. [12:58] <Plutia_Bastet> "Something is coming!" She braces herself
  315. [12:59] <Sorodin> it bursts apart, revealing two females, one with pink long hair pulled up in a ponytail, and in general a wacky look, and the other with a short military haircut, purple hair, and also really fucking anime eyes.
  316. [12:59] <Sorodin> MEET DEVIANT AND ART.
  317. [12:59] <SpyingEon> [...]
  318. [12:59] <Plutia_Bastet> "...what"
  319. [13:00] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "What."
  320. [13:00] <SpyingEon> [what from the cosmos]
  321. [13:00] <Sorodin> They smile insanely, then speak alternatingly one word at a time.
  322. [13:01] <Sorodin> "Hi! We're! Deviant! And! Art!"
  323. [13:01] <Sorodin> "It's! Nice! To! Kill! You!"
  324. [13:01] <Plutia_Bastet> "Rosalind I think it is beneficial for society we put them into a grave."
  325. [13:02] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "I think it's beneficial for themselves that we put them in a grave."
  326. [13:02] <Sorodin> "That's? Not? Nice?"
  327. [13:02] <Sorodin> "...do I even want to know?"
  328. [13:03] <SpyingEon> ["neigh"]
  329. [13:03] <Plutia_Bastet> "No. But they did just threathen to kill us. "
  330. [13:03] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> ((Can I take an action while everyone's busy talking?))
  331. [13:03] <Sorodin> Sure.
  332. [13:03] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> Hold Breath.
  333. [13:04] <Sorodin> Hold Breath it is.
  334. [13:04] <Sorodin> They pull out weapons, a paintbrush and what looks like the fill bucket in paint programs.
  335. [13:04] <Sorodin> Ew.
  336. [13:04] <Sorodin> Roll Initiative.
  337. [13:04] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> !Roll 1d20+6
  338. [13:04] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=16 ] | {22}
  339. [13:04] <Sorodin> !roll 1d20+1
  340. [13:04] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=4 ] | {5}
  341. [13:05] <Plutia_Bastet> "Oh gods what outright savages! Do thy show that to everyone?!"
  342. [13:05] <Sorodin> !roll 1d20+7
  343. [13:05] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=1 ] | {8}
  344. [13:05] <Sorodin> Ouch.
  345. [13:05] <Plutia_Bastet> !roll 1d20+6
  346. [13:05] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=4 ] | {10}
  347. [13:05] <Sorodin> Turn order is such.
  348. [13:05] <Sorodin> Rosalind > Plutia > Art > Deviant
  349. [13:05] * Rosalind_Vasiliev smirks. "Try red."
  350. [13:06] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> !Roll 1d20+8+1d4 to put a bullet in the bucket girl's head.
  351. [13:06] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+8+1d4 --> [ 1d20=7 ][ 1d4=3 ] | {18}
  352. [13:06] <Sorodin> That would be Deviant.
  353. [13:06] <Sorodin> And that's a hit.
  354. [13:06] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> !Roll 4d8+6 damage
  355. [13:06] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 4d8+6 --> [ 4d8=23 ] | {29}
  356. [13:06] <Plutia_Bastet> "Ugh such uncoath behavior showing off the labors of love willy nilly."
  357. [13:06] <Sorodin> Okay 29 damage.
  358. [13:07] <Sorodin> Your bullet hits Deviant straight in the head, and she stumbles sideways while never relenting her crazy smile.
  359. [13:07] * Rosalind_Vasiliev reloads Donovan. End turn.
  360. [13:07] <Sorodin> Plutia's turn.
  361. [13:07] == plushRoyalty [[email protected]] has joined #RPGSTUCK_SOROSCRATCH
  362. [13:07] <plushRoyalty> Are the two close enough to get them both with spinmode?
  363. [13:07] <Sorodin> nop
  364. [13:08] <plushRoyalty> Plutia attacks Deviant with spinmode
  365. [13:08] <plushRoyalty> !roll 1d20+8
  366. [13:08] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=4 ] | {12}
  367. [13:08] <Sorodin> You go to attack Deviant with spinmode, but the inside of the bucket flashes white before she hits your blade with it, and the blade vanishes for a second before reforming in your inventory.
  368. [13:09] <Sorodin> minor or move?
  369. [13:09] <plushRoyalty> Minor to intimidate as Plutia's bowblade reappears. "Thy stop thine bucket ways right now!"
  370. [13:09] <plushRoyalty> !roll 1d20+8
  371. [13:09] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=14 ] | {22}
  372. [13:09] <Sorodin> !roll 1d20+4
  373. [13:09] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=18 ] | {22}
  374. [13:09] <Sorodin> Huh.
  375. [13:10] <Sorodin> Okay, you intimidate Deviant, but only by -1.
  376. [13:10] <plushRoyalty> k
  377. [13:10] <plushRoyalty> End turn
  378. [13:10] * Rosalind_Vasiliev mouths "Bucket ways?" to herself, mostly in confusion.
  379. [13:10] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> Mostly.
  380. [13:11] <Sorodin> Alright
  381. [13:13] <Sorodin> Art laughs, and swishes her paintbrush around, creating three ogres, while Deviant goes by tapping them with the bucket one by one to turn them into variants.
  382. [13:13] <Sorodin> Two Obsidian Ogres and one Cobalt Ogre appear.
  383. [13:13] <plushRoyalty> "Ugh, no matter how many I cut they keep coming."
  384. [13:14] <Sorodin> End turn.
  385. [13:14] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "Then stop wasting your effort on the minions and go for the summoner."
  386. [13:14] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> ((Is that both their turns?))
  387. [13:14] <Sorodin> Yeah.
  388. [13:14] <plushRoyalty> "Hmph, I can attack both at the same time."
  389. [13:14] <Sorodin> Not really.
  390. [13:14] <Sorodin> Let me describe the layout.
  391. [13:14] <Sorodin> D A
  392. [13:14] <Sorodin> ---
  393. [13:14] <Sorodin> ---
  394. [13:14] <Sorodin> O C O
  395. [13:15] <Sorodin> ---
  396. [13:15] <Sorodin> R P
  397. [13:15] <Sorodin> They flew away
  398. [13:16] == Plutia_Bastet [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client]
  399. [13:16] * Rosalind_Vasiliev crawls back a bit, then uses Suppressing Fire. Coincidentally, this is in fact able to attack them all at the same time. Yay for 30ft cones
  400. [13:16] <Sorodin> Yay!
  401. [13:16] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> !roll 2#1d20+8 vs Ref, disadvantage
  402. [13:16] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2#1d20+8 --> | [ 1d20=20 ]{28}, [ 1d20=17 ]{25}
  403. [13:16] <Sorodin> Wow, RIP.
  404. [13:16] <plushRoyalty> [Niiice]
  405. [13:16] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> !Roll 2d8 damage, half on miss
  406. [13:16] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2d8 --> [ 2d8=11 ] | {11}
  407. [13:16] <Sorodin> You hit everything.
  408. [13:16] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> 11 damage across the board is something I'll accept, even if no crit))
  409. [13:16] <Sorodin> They stumble back due to the barrage, but nothing dies.
  410. [13:17] <Sorodin> ((but what if 22 damage))
  411. [13:17] * Rosalind_Vasiliev reloads. End turn.
  412. [13:17] <plushRoyalty> Can I spinmode all three ogres?
  413. [13:17] <Sorodin> 2 at a time, but not all 3
  414. [13:17] <plushRoyalty> That's fine
  415. [13:17] <plushRoyalty> Plutia runs up and spinmodes two of the ogres
  416. [13:17] <plushRoyalty> !roll 1d20+8
  417. [13:17] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=18 ] | {26}
  418. [13:17] <plushRoyalty> !roll 2d4+16
  419. [13:17] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2d4+16 --> [ 2d4=5 ] | {21}
  420. [13:18] <Sorodin> That kills a Cobalt and barely an Obsidian/
  421. [13:18] <plushRoyalty> Plutia keeps moving past the ogres, using her WINDS OF STEEL action to use Dodge
  422. [13:19] <Sorodin> The last Ogre tries to avenge it's friends by running up to Plutia and punching.
  423. [13:19] <Sorodin> !roll 2#1d20+2
  424. [13:19] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2#1d20+2 --> | [ 1d20=12 ]{14}, [ 1d20=10 ]{12}
  425. [13:19] <Sorodin> But haha no.
  426. [13:20] <plushRoyalty> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Wih8RmXkCk&t=245s
  427. [13:20] <plushRoyalty> I forgot boss music
  428. [13:20] <Sorodin> Art draws some sentry turrets, while Deviant colors the Obsidian Ogre gray, to turn him into a Jet Ogre.
  429. [13:21] <Sorodin> End turn.
  430. [13:21] <Sorodin> Alex decides fuck this, Soro keeps forgetting about me and I'm not happy about that, and goes to kill some DeviantArt people
  431. [13:21] * Rosalind_Vasiliev glances behind her. How much room is there to move around in?
  432. [13:21] <Sorodin> !roll 1d20+4
  433. [13:21] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=3 ] | {7}
  434. [13:22] <Sorodin> And misses horribly because fuck you Alex
  435. [13:22] <Sorodin> Rosalind can move backwards around 15 feet total.
  436. [13:23] * Rosalind_Vasiliev uses Suppressing Fire again, because screw turrets and this ogre in particular
  437. [13:23] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> !roll 2#1d20+8 vs Ref, disadvantage
  438. [13:23] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2#1d20+8 --> | [ 1d20=14 ]{22}, [ 1d20=20 ]{28}
  439. [13:23] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> Wow another missed crit
  440. [13:23] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> So sad
  441. [13:23] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> !Roll 2d8 damage, half on miss
  442. [13:23] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2d8 --> [ 2d8=4 ] | {4}
  443. [13:23] <Sorodin> Yeah that hits everything again.
  444. [13:24] <Sorodin> One turret dies.
  445. [13:24] * Rosalind_Vasiliev then hops to her feet and moves 10 feet back, because half speed. Drop prone and end turn.
  446. [13:25] <Sorodin> Plutia's turn.
  447. [13:25] <plushRoyalty> Plutia runs up to Art, seeing her a higher priority and spinmodes her and her turret
  448. [13:25] <plushRoyalty> !roll 1d20+8
  449. [13:25] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=7 ] | {15}
  450. [13:25] <Sorodin> Hit.
  451. [13:25] <plushRoyalty> !roll 2d4+16
  452. [13:25] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2d4+16 --> [ 2d4=7 ] | {23}
  453. [13:26] <Sorodin> You slice across her chest, but she doesn't really seem to care.
  454. [13:27] <plushRoyalty> Plutia prepares for another assualt by using the DODGE action
  455. [13:27] <plushRoyalty> "Hmm...prepares..."
  456. [13:27] <Sorodin> The jet ogre flies over to the last two turrets remaining, picks them up, and chucks them at you.
  457. [13:27] <Sorodin> !roll 4#1d20+5
  458. [13:27] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 4#1d20+5 --> | [ 1d20=3 ]{8}, [ 1d20=15 ]{20}, [ 1d20=10 ]{15}, [ 1d20=2 ]{7}
  459. [13:28] <Sorodin> And misses both.
  460. [13:28] <Sorodin> GODDAMMIT OGRE>
  461. [13:28] <plushRoyalty> Plutia twirls as she does a ballet dance around the turrets
  462. [13:28] <Sorodin> Anyway, they both fire randomly from on the ground.
  463. [13:28] <Sorodin> !roll 2#1d2
  464. [13:28] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2#1d2 --> | [ 1d2=1 ]{1}, [ 1d2=2 ]{2}
  465. [13:28] <Sorodin> !roll 1d20
  466. [13:28] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=16 ] | {16}
  467. [13:28] <Sorodin> !roll 2#1d20
  468. [13:28] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2#1d20 --> | [ 1d20=7 ]{7}, [ 1d20=14 ]{14}
  469. [13:28] <Sorodin> Does 16 break Rosalind's AC?
  470. [13:28] <plushRoyalty> She's prone, disadv.
  471. [13:28] <Sorodin> Oh yeah.
  472. [13:28] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> ^
  473. [13:28] <Sorodin> !roll 1d20
  474. [13:28] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=13 ] | {13}
  475. [13:28] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> And a 13 does not.
  476. [13:28] <Sorodin> Not even going to ask for 13.
  477. [13:28] <Sorodin> lol
  478. [13:29] <Sorodin> Anyway, Deviant and Art are kind of pissed at this point.
  479. [13:29] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "Do you ever do anything for yourselves?"
  480. [13:30] <Sorodin> Art draws a Lich using a full round action, while Deviant turns it into a Copper Lich.
  481. [13:30] <Sorodin> End turn.
  482. [13:30] <Sorodin> "Who! Says! We! Need! To?"
  483. [13:31] <plushRoyalty> "Great...a Lich."
  484.  
  485. [13:54] == Rosalind_Vasiliev [[email protected]] has joined #RPGSTUCK_SOROSCRATCH
  486. [13:55] <Sorodin> Rosa's turn.
  487. [13:55] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "A lich?"
  488. [13:55] <plushRoyalty> "It's a lich, they can summon skeletons and use psionics"
  489. [13:55] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "Peachy."
  490. [13:55] <plushRoyalty> "Such as lightning."
  491. [13:55] * Rosalind_Vasiliev shoots Art. Screw Art.
  492. [13:56] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> !Roll 1d20+8
  493. [13:56] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=2 ] | {10}
  494. [13:56] <Sorodin> Miss.
  495. [13:56] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> Reload and end.
  496. [13:56] * Rosalind_Vasiliev scowls.
  497. [13:56] <Sorodin> Plutia's turn.
  498. [13:56] <plushRoyalty> Plutia moves forward and attacks the Lich and Art with spinmode
  499. [13:56] <plushRoyalty> !roll 1d20+8
  500. [13:56] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=18 ] | {26}
  501. [13:56] <plushRoyalty> !roll 2d4+16
  502. [13:56] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2d4+16 --> [ 2d4=5 ] | {21}
  503. [13:57] <Sorodin> You bonk the Lich in the head, and it looks at you angrily.
  504. [13:57] <plushRoyalty> And art
  505. [13:57] <plushRoyalty> 'cause Full Round action prevents movement
  506. [13:57] <Sorodin> And Art.
  507. [13:57] <plushRoyalty> End turn
  508. [13:58] <Sorodin> Art falls to the ground, incapacitated for the moment.
  509. [13:58] <plushRoyalty> "That's one."
  510. [13:58] <plushRoyalty> "Double tap for good measure."
  511. [13:59] <Sorodin> Deviant's smile falters for a second, before she moves to the Ogre and turns it into a Copper Ogre.
  512. [13:59] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "On it."
  513. [13:59] <plushRoyalty> [Oh she's down to 0?
  514. [13:59] <plushRoyalty> [I would've gotten Winds if she got to 0
  515. [13:59] <Sorodin> "incapacitated for the moment."
  516. [13:59] <Sorodin> "for the moment."
  517. [13:59] <plushRoyalty> [gotcha
  518. [13:59] <Sorodin> Then the Lich uses Chain Lightning.
  519. [13:59] <Sorodin> Fun fact: Copper is a good conductor.
  520. [13:59] <Sorodin> Major slot expended
  521. [13:59] <Sorodin> !roll 1d20+8
  522. [13:59] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=9 ] | {17}
  523. [14:00] <Sorodin> vs Reflex.
  524. [14:00] <plushRoyalty> Fun Fact.
  525. [14:00] <plushRoyalty> Oh?
  526. [14:00] <plushRoyalty> Meets. Plutia resists
  527. [14:00] <Sorodin> Cool.
  528. [14:00] <Sorodin> Rosalind?
  529. [14:00] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> 18 Ref, but also prone. Disadvantage
  530. [14:00] <Sorodin> Alright.
  531. [14:00] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> Fingers crossed for a critfail
  532. [14:00] <Sorodin> It hits literally alex.
  533. [14:00] <Sorodin> Wait what.
  534. [14:01] <Sorodin> Oh disadvantage on the attack roll or disadvantage resisting?
  535. [14:01] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> Disadvantage to the attacker
  536. [14:01] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> Unless it's a melee attack?
  537. [14:01] <Sorodin> !roll 1d20+8
  538. [14:01] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=20 ] | {28}
  539. [14:01] <SpyingEon> [OMG]
  540. [14:01] <Sorodin> Uh well you're pretty lucky
  541. [14:01] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> I'll take it
  542. [14:01] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> Wasted a crit
  543. [14:01] <Sorodin> So it hits literally Alex.
  544. [14:01] <Sorodin> RIP Alex.
  545. [14:01] <plushRoyalty> Goddamnit, Alex don't die
  546. [14:01] <Sorodin> !roll 3d10+10
  547. [14:01] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 3d10+10 --> [ 3d10=16 ] | {26}
  548. [14:02] <Sorodin> 26 damage to Alex.
  549. [14:02] <SpyingEon> [...]
  550. [14:02] <Sorodin> He flies across the room and gets knocked unconscious.
  551. [14:02] <plushRoyalty> "FUCK! ALEX!"
  552. [14:02] <SpyingEon> [horse?]
  553. [14:02] <Sorodin> Arion is now running around riderless.
  554. [14:02] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "Focus. Check on him after they're dead."
  555. [14:03] <Sorodin> The Ogre, now charged with static electricity, goes to hug- I mean, punch Plutia.
  556. [14:03] <Sorodin> !roll 1d20+2
  557. [14:03] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=3 ] | {5}
  558. [14:03] <Sorodin> And miss.
  559. [14:03] <Sorodin> Because fuck my rolls.
  560. [14:03] <Sorodin> Rosa's turn.
  561. [14:03] * Rosalind_Vasiliev uses Suppressing Fire, because screw Art maybe still being alive
  562. [14:03] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> !Roll 2#120+8 vs Ref, disadvantage
  563. [14:03] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> Error: Invalid Expression
  564. [14:04] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> !Roll 2#1d20+8 vs Ref, disadvantage
  565. [14:04] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2#1d20+8 --> | [ 1d20=15 ]{23}, [ 1d20=8 ]{16}
  566. [14:04] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> !Roll 2d8 half on miss
  567. [14:04] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2d8 --> [ 2d8=13 ] | {13}
  568. [14:04] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> Reload and end turn.
  569. [14:04] <Sorodin> Copper Ogre dies.
  570. [14:05] <Sorodin> Plutia's turn.
  571. [14:05] <plushRoyalty> Spinmode the Lich and the downed Art
  572. [14:05] <plushRoyalty> !roll 1d20+8
  573. [14:05] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=2 ] | {10}
  574. [14:05] <Sorodin> Miss.
  575. [14:05] <plushRoyalty> Art is prone yes?
  576. [14:05] <Sorodin> Art is prone, yeah.
  577. [14:05] <plushRoyalty> I get adv against her alone
  578. [14:05] <plushRoyalty> !roll 1d20+8
  579. [14:05] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=14 ] | {22}
  580. [14:05] <plushRoyalty> !roll 2d6+16
  581. [14:05] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2d6+16 --> [ 2d6=9 ] | {25}
  582. [14:05] <Sorodin> Way to beat a dead horse.
  583. [14:06] <plushRoyalty> I am double tapping.
  584. [14:06] <Sorodin> Yeah that's fair.
  585. [14:06] <Sorodin> Don't turn your back on the body.
  586. [14:06] <plushRoyalty> End turn
  587. [14:06] <Sorodin> So Lich decides to rinse and repeat but at-willing this shit this time.
  588. [14:07] <Sorodin> !roll 1d20+8
  589. [14:07] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=4 ] | {12}
  590. [14:07] <Sorodin> And misses, no matter who it targets.
  591. [14:07] <Sorodin> Deviant runs over and snags Art's paintbrush, before running back over to her little corner.
  592. [14:07] <Sorodin> End turn.
  593. [14:08] * Rosalind_Vasiliev shoots her. Again.
  594. [14:08] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> !Roll 1d20+8
  595. [14:08] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=17 ] | {25}
  596. [14:08] <Sorodin> Hit.
  597. [14:08] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> !Roll 2d8+6 damage
  598. [14:08] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2d8+6 --> [ 2d8=6 ] | {12}
  599. [14:08] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> Reload and end.
  600. [14:08] <Sorodin> You shoot her, and she stumbles, before looking back up confusedly.
  601. [14:09] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "Get rekt!"
  602. [14:09] <Sorodin> Plutia's turn.]
  603. [14:09] <plushRoyalty> Plutia runs up to deviant and uses her gaunlet on her.
  604. [14:09] <plushRoyalty> !roll 1d20+4
  605. [14:09] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=8 ] | {12}
  606. [14:10] <Sorodin> Roll with adv. since melee range.
  607. [14:10] <plushRoyalty> !roll 1d20+4
  608. [14:10] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=13 ] | {17}
  609. [14:10] <Sorodin> Breaks.
  610. [14:10] <Sorodin> Heh.
  611. [14:10] <SpyingEon> [woo]
  612. [14:10] <plushRoyalty> Plutia forces the girl to hand over both the brush and bucket, Plutia promptly stores both in her inventory.
  613. [14:11] <Sorodin> When Deviant snaps back to attention, she looks around for her stuff, and upon realizing that it's now gone, just kind of runs.
  614. [14:11] <Sorodin> But not before dealing
  615. [14:11] <plushRoyalty> "Ah this Gaunlet does wonders."
  616. [14:11] <Sorodin> a hefty punch to pluta
  617. [14:11] <Sorodin> *plutia
  618. [14:11] <Sorodin> !roll 1d20
  619. [14:11] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=11 ] | {11}
  620. [14:11] <Sorodin> oh ouch that would have hurt
  621. [14:11] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> Runs where?
  622. [14:11] <Sorodin> if she hadn't missed plutia and broke her hand on the wall
  623. [14:12] <Sorodin> behind the Lich.
  624. [14:12] <Sorodin> The Lich decides
  625. [14:12] <Sorodin> fuck it
  626. [14:12] <Sorodin> CHAIN
  627. [14:12] <Sorodin> FUCKING
  628. [14:12] <Sorodin> LIGHTNING
  629. [14:12] <Sorodin> !roll 1d20+8
  630. [14:12] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=14 ] | {22}
  631. [14:12] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> Disadvantage
  632. [14:12] <Sorodin> huh it breaks rosa's this time
  633. [14:12] <plushRoyalty> Plutia uses her second ROYAL RESISTANCE
  634. [14:12] <Sorodin> oh yeah
  635. [14:12] <Sorodin> !roll 1d20+8
  636. [14:12] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=9 ] | {17}
  637. [14:12] <Sorodin> BUT NOT REALLY.
  638. [14:13] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> Woo, 18
  639. [14:13] <Sorodin> End turn.
  640. [14:13] <SpyingEon> [omg that's amazing]
  641. [14:14] * Rosalind_Vasiliev gives Donovan a gentle caress, and then uses Piercing Shot to shoot through the lich and into Deviant.
  642. [14:14] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> !Roll 1d20+8
  643. [14:14] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=2 ] | {10}
  644. [14:14] <Sorodin> miss
  645. [14:14] * Rosalind_Vasiliev frowns at Donovan.
  646. [14:14] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> End turn
  647. [14:14] <plushRoyalty> Plutia rushes up to the two of them and spinmodes both the lich and Deviant
  648. [14:14] <plushRoyalty> !roll 1d20+8
  649. [14:14] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=14 ] | {22}
  650. [14:14] <plushRoyalty> !roll 2d4+16
  651. [14:14] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2d4+16 --> [ 2d4=6 ] | {22}
  652. [14:14] <Sorodin> Hm.
  653. [14:14] <Sorodin> I think they might be dead.
  654. [14:14] <Sorodin> Just a hunch.
  655. [14:15] <Sorodin> Anyway, Deviant slumps over, dead.
  656. [14:15] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "Done?"
  657. [14:15] <plushRoyalty> "Double tap for good measure."
  658. [14:15] <Sorodin> Both of you, take 800 EXP.
  659. [14:15] * Rosalind_Vasiliev approaches, trading Donovan for Med and Ted.
  660. [14:15] * Rosalind_Vasiliev then Unloads each of them into the bodies of Deviant and Art.
  661. [14:16] <Sorodin> The bullets bury themselves in the bodies, which start glowing.
  662. [14:16] <Sorodin> This is never a good sign.
  663. [14:16] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "... Nuts."
  664. [14:16] <plushRoyalty> "...Third phase."
  665. [14:16] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "One winged angel time."
  666. [14:16] <plushRoyalty> "Huh?"
  667. [14:16] * Rosalind_Vasiliev absconds back to the edge of the room.
  668. [14:17] <plushRoyalty> Plutia readies an action to use spinmode on a hostile target that comes into her range.
  669. [14:17] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "That's what it's called, the last step of a boss fight. The one winged angel."
  670. [14:17] <plushRoyalty> "Gotcha."
  671. [14:17] * Rosalind_Vasiliev Holds Breath.
  672. [14:22] <Sorodin> The entire walls of the room fade away, revealing a large, open-air room featuring a grand statue of a horse and rider in the center. Along the edges are hedgehogs stuck in cages, which also fade away over time, as well as the hedgehog's... rather dark color scheme.
  673. [14:23] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "... Is that your problem solved?"
  674. [14:24] <plushRoyalty> "Holy...first the hedgehogs must be freed." Plutia begins freeing the hedgehogs as she searches for Vector "Vector, where art thou?"
  675. [14:24] <plushRoyalty> "And yes but I must free thine hedgehogs."
  676. [14:25] * Rosalind_Vasiliev nods, then puts one last bullet each in Deviant and Art. Just in case.
  677. [14:25] * Rosalind_Vasiliev then moves on to whats-his-name, checking to see if he's alive.
  678. [14:25] <Sorodin> "Huh?"
  679. [14:25] <Sorodin> Roll Insight, Rosa.
  680. [14:26] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> !Roll 1d20
  681. [14:26] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=7 ] | {7}
  682. [14:26] <Sorodin> He's breathing but you can't tell how injured he is.
  683. [14:26] <plushRoyalty> "Ah, there thy art." Plutia unlocks the cage with her lock picking skills "Hello there, I art thine Hero of the land."
  684. [14:26] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "Alright whoever, time to get up. Danger's over."
  685. [14:27] <plushRoyalty> "Rosa, I believe he needs medicial attention." Plutia walks over, she takes out the paint brush and bucket, painting a full medical kit with the combination of the two items
  686. [14:27] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "It's Rosalind."
  687. [14:28] <plushRoyalty> "Rosalind."
  688. [14:28] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "Better."
  689. [14:28] == SpyingEon [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client]
  690. [14:29] <Sorodin> Vector follows you out, nervously fiddling with his glasses.
  691. [14:29] <Sorodin> "The Prince?"
  692. [14:29] <Sorodin> "But I thought the Prince was, you know,"
  693. [14:29] <plushRoyalty> "Yes."
  694. [14:29] <Sorodin> He makes wild gestures with his hands
  695. [14:29] <Sorodin> "male?"
  696. [14:29] <plushRoyalty> "A male? No. That is why it is called a Princess."
  697. [14:29] <plushRoyalty> "Same meaning, meant for a different gender."
  698. [14:30] <plushRoyalty> "Thine mother sent me to find thy."
  699. [14:30] * plushRoyalty begins patching up Alex
  700. [14:30] <Sorodin> Medicine
  701. [14:30] <plushRoyalty> !roll 1d20
  702. [14:30] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=16 ] | {16}
  703. [14:30] * Rosalind_Vasiliev stares at the conjured medical kit.
  704. [14:30] <Sorodin> "My mother? But Midas' Palace got destroyed in the invasion?"
  705. [14:30] <plushRoyalty> "Midas' Palace tis fine."
  706. [14:31] <plushRoyalty> "I was there before I came here, she was selling fraymotifs"
  707. [14:31] <Sorodin> "But... we were told that it was completely demolished!"
  708. [14:32] <plushRoyalty> "Than how did I know to come and find thy? Thine mother asked me to check on thy."
  709. [14:32] <Sorodin> "Some dog-headed god delivered the message."
  710. [14:33] <Sorodin> "He said he was Sabazios, and he was delivering his divine advice."
  711. [14:33] <plushRoyalty> "Well he was wrong. I arrived at Midas' Palace just nay..." she calculates a bit "roughly 16 hours."
  712. [14:34] <Sorodin> "Huh."
  713. [14:34] <plushRoyalty> How is Alex doing now?
  714. [14:34] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "I try not to interrupt, but can I see that paintbrush for a second?"
  715. [14:34] <Sorodin> Breathing steadily.
  716. [14:35] <plushRoyalty> "Alright." she hands Rosalind the paint brush, she than goes back to freeing the rest of the hedgehogs
  717. [14:35] * Rosalind_Vasiliev paints herself a gun, then fires it experimentally at the dead bodies.
  718. [14:36] <Sorodin> Performance for painting an operational gun.
  719. [14:36] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> !Roll 1d20-1
  720. [14:36] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=11 ] | {10}
  721. [14:36] <Sorodin> You make a pretty half-decent gun, and it fires a bullet out at the bodies.
  722. [14:36] <Sorodin> It's only t1 but it's okay you guess.
  723. [14:37] * Rosalind_Vasiliev laughs.
  724. [14:37] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "I shall name it Dread."
  725. [14:37] * Rosalind_Vasiliev puts her new gun into her strife deck.
  726. [14:37] <plushRoyalty> "That brush is verily useful."
  727. [14:37] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "Very."
  728. [14:38] * Rosalind_Vasiliev offers it back.
  729. [14:38] * plushRoyalty takes it back, smiling "Well thank thy very much for thine help."
  730. [14:39] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "And thank you for the gun. I'll consider that my payment."
  731. [14:40] * plushRoyalty smirks "Verily well. I'll need to get Alex and the hedgehogs out of here." Plutia briefly glances around the room to see if there is anymore loot
  732. [14:40] <Sorodin> Yes in fact there is.
  733. [14:40] <Sorodin> For finishing a dungeon, you get 500 EXP right off the bat.
  734. [14:40] <Sorodin> In addition, both of you get 1000 boonies, and 10 t5 grist.
  735. [14:41] <Sorodin> Plutia also gets an infernal grist, since thats a thing ken's probably not doing.
  736. [14:41] <plushRoyalty> Plutia does a thing that is
  737. [14:41] <plushRoyalty> Leveling up
  738. [14:41] <Sorodin> Aw yeeeah
  739. [14:41] <plushRoyalty> She gains Bloodlust
  740. [14:42] <plushRoyalty> causing her to unlock
  741. [14:42] <plushRoyalty> EXTRA ATTACK
  742. [14:42] <Sorodin> OH NO
  743. [14:42] <plushRoyalty> ALso
  744. [14:42] <plushRoyalty> +1 to Dex
  745. [14:42] <Sorodin> ALSO OH NO
  746. [14:43] * Rosalind_Vasiliev also levels up. Twice.
  747. [14:43] <plushRoyalty> "Oh more tier 5...verily useful. I cannot wait to go home and alchemize...along with get that wonderful fraymotif."
  748. [14:43] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "Is it actually good?"
  749. [14:44] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "I've got one, but it's apparently the type of thing that's got massive recoil or something."
  750. [14:44] <plushRoyalty> "The grist or fraymotif?"
  751. [14:44] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "Fraymotif."
  752. [14:44] <plushRoyalty> "I haven't acquired mine yet. The cloest I have is tis gaunlet."
  753. [14:44] <plushRoyalty> "I'll need to recolor it, the gold doesn't suit me."
  754. [14:44] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "What even is that, anyway?"
  755. [14:45] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "The Gauntlet."
  756. [14:45] <plushRoyalty> "Tis a gaunlet a picked up during the dungeon, it was quite inactive til I beat a golden spider and it gained a power called 'Gesture: Influence' "
  757. [14:45] <plushRoyalty> "It lets me control one briefly, thy saw me use it earlier"
  758. [14:45] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "Huh. Interesting."
  759. [14:46] <plushRoyalty> "It has to do with mine God Tier powers. I presume thy hast learned thine title?"
  760. [14:46] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "I have."
  761. [14:46] <plushRoyalty> "Oh? Mine tis Princess of Mind."
  762. [14:46] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "Maiden of Doom."
  763. [14:47] <plushRoyalty> "Neat."
  764. [14:47] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "Likewise."
  765. [14:48] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "... Can I add one thing to my payment for this?"
  766. [14:48] <Sorodin> A bunch of hedgehogs are gathered around the statue, praying to Sabazios.
  767. [14:48] <plushRoyalty> "And what would that be?"
  768. [14:48] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "Try and paint a working copy of the paintbrush."
  769. [14:49] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "Just try. If it doesn't work, Dread is enough."
  770.  
  771. plushRoyalty: "Sure. Why not." She takes out the brush and trys to paint a copy
  772. Sorodin: Performance.
  773. plushRoyalty: !roll 1d20+5
  774. @Kaiserbot[Dice]: rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=9 ] | {14}
  775. Sorodin: You kind of draw a paintbrush, but you're going to have to roll higher for it to be working.
  776. plushRoyalty: She tries again
  777. plushRoyalty: !roll 1d20+5
  778. @Kaiserbot[Dice]: rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=11 ] | {16}
  779. Sorodin: Almost!
  780. plushRoyalty: Again
  781. plushRoyalty: !roll 1d20+5
  782. @Kaiserbot[Dice]: rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=12 ] | {17}
  783. Sorodin: An error message pops up as you start to move your paintbrush.
  784. Sorodin: ERROR 413: ONLY ONE COPY OF A JUJU MAY EXIST AT ANY GIVEN TIME
  785. plushRoyalty: "Gah! ...okay."
  786. plushRoyalty: "We can't copy it"
  787. Sorodin: And then Rosalind vanishes in a flash of light.
  788. Sorodin: That went well.
  789. plushRoyalty: "...Goodbye."
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